Ever want to give a REALLY stupid answer on a test? These guys did...

[Vagina Coast Gd]

http://forums.desmoines.craigslist.org/?ID=58934194

P.S. Batman is the winner.

P.P.S. Yes, I'm from California, but I browse the Des Moines pet forums NONSTOP!

[Shizuma_15]

oh shit the last a one is...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Gasp]

haha i've seen some of these but still crack me up

ps that web page's design blows

[P. Gorath]

haha i've seen some of these but still crack me up

ps that web page's design blows

craigslist > you

[Sacr3D]

Hahaha I should do that shit too.

[woof]

whenever i dont know the answer to something on a test i draw in that area instead


i even got extra points before because of it

[Rico!]

I do that all the time... not as creative as these guys, but I'll throw in some random comment like "This test makes me hate my life!!!"

Like the one with the elephant :lol:

[woof]

whenever i dont know the answer to something on a test i draw in that area instead


i even got extra points before because of it
http://www.corel.leafo.net/images/school_10.jpg

[DaDesiCanadian]

No, there is an elephant in the way. :rofl:

[Infernoman]

ok from now on any Q I leave blank, I'll answer exactly as I think:sweat:

[Rioting Soul]

More.

[CoMpOuNd]

:rofl: I've done shit like this before, now look at me, 5th year in high school and planning on a 6th.

I gotta start doing work.... :sweat:

word.

[Fudd]

I thought the second one was a little creepy because it's disturbingly reminiscent of my own handwriting.


Though if I were a teacher, I don't think I'd have any choice but to give full credit on the Batman one.
Elephant one's good, too.

[Infested Jester]

"Find X".....Here it is......:rofl:

When I was in high school some kid got suspended for something similar. On the PSATs under Race he wrote "The Master"

[Azrael]

Once, they made us take some standarized tests senior year of HS. We were all months away from graduation, and did not give not one shit. We all basically just fucked around with the test. One part was an essay, where we were supposed to write about a building or location that had great significance to us. ...I wrote about the men's bathroom. A whole two pages.

...I got top honors for that essay too.

[MegamanDS]

i even got extra points before because of it

teacher should be fired. we don't need idiots passing based on wrong answers. if the teacher gives you 0 but then writes something like 'haha, nice try' then ok, but giving you points?

[PsychoMistress]

Use Calculus to find the identity of Batman :rofl:

Too bad there aren't more of these.

[Ouroborus]

oh shit the last a one is...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

cosign:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[PozerWolf]

http://www.corel.leafo.net/images/school_10.jpg
I chuckled, tee hee.

"Find X".....Here it is......:rofl:
That shit reminds me of this:
http://blondepwnsmath.ytmnd.com/
I think the music made it funnier, lol.

[CgHuReInS]

The "Find X" one had me laughing for a good 5 minutes.

[PLD]

Man those were hilarious. Find X and Expand the problem. Extra credit for these I say.

[9999]

Find X kills me everytime I look at it :rofl:

[sensui750]

I would check to see if it had a vagina is a honest answer

[X-Sapphire]

:rofl: This is probably the only reason why I'd ever want to be a math/physics teacher. That killed me.

[AkumaTX]

Like all of them, especially describe the graph and the elephant.

[Hoonyo]

first one and elephant one are killing me right now :rofl:

[Sazae]

Those are great. Never got to bad with things like that when I was in high school. However in my senior Sociology class we had a test that we all had to pass in order to play the game that weekend (nearly the whole football team was in this one class). The teacher, being a football fan and wanting to help us out, knew we were all to dumb to pass on our own so he said he was going to grade on a curve. A VERY lenient curve. He told us flat out that if everybody in the class missed every question he would have no choice but to curve it all up to 100. So we did just that, we scribbled on the test sheet for an hour and all got zero's that turned into 100's.

[Taichi]

I remember once getting half credit for answering "I Don't Know" on a paper.

Calvin and Hobbes taught me that one.

at least it's an HONEST answer, even if it's not a correct one.

Those are great. Never got to bad with things like that when I was in high school. However in my senior Sociology class we had a test that we all had to pass in order to play the game that weekend (nearly the whole football team was in this one class). The teacher, being a football fan and wanting to help us out, knew we were all to dumb to pass on our own so he said he was going to grade on a curve. A VERY lenient curve. He told us flat out that if everybody in the class missed every question he would have no choice but to curve it all up to 100. So we did just that, we scribbled on the test sheet for an hour and all got zero's that turned into 100's.

Yeah, my Vice Principal was also the Football Coach.

I actually had to, y'know, LEARN, and STUDY, and almost didn't fucking GRADUATE, but you meathead fucks didn't have to do anything but throw a fucking ball around, and had everything fucking given to you.

Fuck you, Fuck your team, Fuck your mother, and Fuck everybody who looks, acts, or smells like you.

to hell.

then bag my fucking groceries, you worthless nobody, do nothing, waste of humanity drain on society.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

They're all great, but I would feel terrible if I really didn't know the answer to the point where I just had to write or draw in random stuff.

[ThePurpleBunny]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[terracotta]

lol

old, but i thought this was vaguely relevant:

NTU Student Survey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqXlbWf9Io)

"No grass on the busy road, no hair on the clever head.."