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DrumlinerJoe
03-31-2007, 12:38 PM
I cringe when I'm working at the bar and I see people not using straws in thier drinks. Yeah we wash our glasses, but not with painstaking care because we're in such a rush. It's the same with most bars, they don't wash by hand.

So what ya'll got planned for the weekend?

The_Beast
03-31-2007, 12:45 PM
In fact I'd go so far as to say kissing your partner one hour after they brushed their teeth is worse than giving them head two days after their last shower.

This begs the question though....

Which would you rather do?

DrumlinerJoe
03-31-2007, 12:50 PM
This begs the question though....

Which would you rather do?

Touche.

Mechanica
03-31-2007, 01:52 PM
I would rather kiss my partner one hour after he brushes his teeth... I've kissed him much, much longer after that. I don't care. :lol: 'Sides, he (or we, I should say >_>) doesn't go that long without showers.

DrumlinerJoe
03-31-2007, 02:11 PM
'Sides, he (or we, I should say >_>) doesn't go that long without showers.

How bout BJ's?

Mechanica
03-31-2007, 02:45 PM
How bout BJ's?

Whaddya mean? How long do we go without them? :confused: Never that long if we actually see each other in that time frame. :sweat:

DrumlinerJoe
03-31-2007, 02:47 PM
lol, I was just playin around anyhow bro. It's all good.

Mechanica
03-31-2007, 02:52 PM
Hahaha, I know, I just wasn't sure if that's what you were askin'. :bgrin:

~

I only see the first picture down there, and he kind of just looks like a typical hispanic guy, so... eh.

DrumlinerJoe
03-31-2007, 02:57 PM
Dude have ya'll seen Jesse Garcia? I saw the movie Quiceaniera the other day and Jesus Christ this dude is fuckin FINE AS A MUTHAFUCKA.

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/5yi2873j.jpg

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/61/60/29f.jpg

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Quinceanera%20-%206%20-%20Jesse_Garcia.jpg

Zulu
04-01-2007, 08:57 AM
Ok...here is a question: After oral sex, would you kiss a guy?

Mechanica
04-01-2007, 10:19 AM
Yeah. :sweat: Not that I'd do it with everyone, but my guy is clean enough for my tastes (LOL PUN NOT INTENDED I DON'T THINK). I've known since I was little how much bacteria is everywhere, and I pretty much am just not phased by it anymore... anyway that's usually not even a bacteria problem. I will eat stuff off the floor or ground that people won't (I mean I don't scrounge the floor for food or take it over the top...), too.

EDIT: This is all just after doing whatever & messing around, not necessarily finishing with oral and then kissing... :lol:

The Green Trench Coat
04-01-2007, 12:47 PM
Ok...here is a question: After oral sex, would you kiss a guy?


absolutely.

The_Beast
04-01-2007, 04:19 PM
Lol, this shit was funny as hell last night.

Adrian, Tony, and I were eating at Outback Steakhouse last night. (Tony and I are straight) Adrian was chowing down on his Chocolate Thunder from Down Under and I was telling Tony about something that GTC had said in this thread, when Tony interrupts me (he already knows about GTC's attraction to me) with ," So when are you gonna fuck him?" (referring to GTC obviously).

Offhandedly I replied w/o thinking because I was trying to get back to what I was saying, " I don't know."

This caused Adrian to almost die from laughter. ( and possible choking on his dessert )

The Green Trench Coat
04-01-2007, 07:21 PM
Lol, this shit was funny as hell last night.

Adrian, Tony, and I were eating at Outback Steakhouse last night. (Tony and I are straight) Adrian was chowing down on his Chocolate Thunder from Down Under and I was telling Tony about something that GTC had said in this thread, when Tony interrupts me (he already knows about GTC's attraction to me) with ," So when are you gonna fuck him?" (referring to GTC obviously).

Offhandedly I replied w/o thinking because I was trying to get back to what I was saying, " I don't know."

This caused Adrian to almost die from laughter. ( and possible choking on his dessert )

nice to know i'm on you guys minds :arazz: :arazz:

whatever.

The Green Trench Coat
04-02-2007, 09:38 AM
totally hooked on viva pinata


that's all.

The Green Trench Coat
04-03-2007, 08:31 AM
Did anyone else know that jared Letto is gay?

I have his band's cd 30 seconds to mars.. really cool stuff.
it's just funny cause i used to watch my so called life. (i always thought the dad was hot) It's funny if Ricky had held out a little longer he could've totally
had a shot with jordan catilano.

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 12:09 PM
Who cares about Jared Leto. I'm still all about Jesse Garcia. Shit that boy is too fine.

The Green Trench Coat
04-03-2007, 12:33 PM
Who cares about Jared Leto. I'm still all about Jesse Garcia. Shit that boy is too fine.

it's not that i find him hot .. but he's cute. for a twink. a certifiable twink too.

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 12:38 PM
I never got into him that much. He's attractive don't get me wrong, just not my style really.

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l301/joetx/jgarcia.jpg
I don't know, I think it's the eyes.

The Green Trench Coat
04-03-2007, 12:49 PM
what did you see him in that got your attention.

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 12:51 PM
Quinceanera. Not a bad movie. He and Emily Rios are the leads and do an okay job. It reminded me a lot of my neighborhood and all.

Phew I wanna hottie like him.

The Green Trench Coat
04-03-2007, 01:02 PM
Quinceanera. Not a bad movie. He and Emily Rios are the leads and do an okay job. It reminded me a lot of my neighborhood and all.

Phew I wanna hottie like him.

meanwhile im still hot for nick frost.

hey the guy that does the voice of master shake isn't bad either.

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 01:08 PM
So what's up with the rest of ya'll queers? Why ya'll so quiet?

Mechanica
04-03-2007, 01:27 PM
Jus' chillin with my token homophobic friend like 5 feet 'hind me, whatchu doin'? I had a wonderful lazy sunday with my bf and then had a fun get together (a weird Monday party, haha) with friends last night. I actually managed to get some decent swizzles on the half gallon of rum that was going around to way too many people for one bottle of alcohol... Speaking of that, I've been wanting to get sauced with my guy so we are gonna go camping some time and I'm excited. :bgrin: Anyway, what endeavors you queens been up to? How are your significant others if you got 'em? What was your last run-in with someone being homophobic?

Last night, at that party I went to, it was a little overrun by my friend's little brother's group of friends (ugh, 9th grade-ish), and there was this little black kid who was just chillin' in the kitchen by himself every time I saw him, and not talking to anyone... The only thing he did was laugh a lot when I walked by. Like every time I saw him he started laughing. Shit cracked me up, he was so genuinely ridiculously amused by just looking at me, that I couldn't help but just laugh as hard in return. Hahahah. It was better in person, I can't quite describe how he laughed. I also got "Hey, hey! It's that weird kid!" and then something along the lines of "*mumble mumble* *** *mumble*" from some of the little brother's friends when I'd leave the garage we were hiding in. :rofl:

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 01:28 PM
So Mech I been meaning to ask you, and not in a mean way. How you go so quickly from being closet dude, unsure of yourself, etc, to boyfriend having homo partying queen of everything in like 3 weeks? lol, if only I'd have been that accelerated when I was your age.

Mechanica
04-03-2007, 01:50 PM
So Mech I been meaning to ask you, and not in a mean way. How you go so quickly from being closet dude, unsure of yourself, etc, to boyfriend having homo partying queen of everything in like 3 weeks? lol, if only I'd have been that accelerated when I was your age.

That's a pretty good question. :lol: I've always been/had to be comfortable with everything about myself except that, I guess, and rarely been one to care what people think... I never really thought about it but that was kind of my one token thing that I wasn't quite cool with, yet. Then once I felt fine about it, I realized that I shouldn't have cared in the first place because, like I half-expected, it didn't phase me as much as I worried about. Hardest part for me is telling people that don't know. I still have some friends that are close enough to know but I just can't figure out how to bring it up. The opportunities that I see are when one of them is out of the room and then it would just be even weirder having to say it then say it again when they got back in the room or something. "lol oh yeah you just missed it, I just told them I'm a *** :tup: "

Aah, my token homophobe friend is texting with my phone... I hope he doesn't read my texts. :confused:

By the way, boyfriend having homo partying queen of everything made me laugh pretty hard. :rofl: Might sig it.

EDIT: Oh yeah, one more thing. I couldn't really get past more than just a sexual attraction to guys (like, just could not see dating a guy) until around the time that other topic came out and I met the guy I'm with, which both made me more comfortable with it and then I realized that I did want to date a guy. :lol:

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 01:54 PM
Eh, everyone's gotta ditch a phobe friend at one point or another.

Mechanica
04-03-2007, 02:02 PM
Eh, everyone's gotta ditch a phobe friend at one point or another.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that if he found out soon, he'd just give me a lot of shit or something. We've been friends for a long time so he would be surprised, and then he would be not surprised because I know he has suspicions... and then he'd just give me shit. Probably a lot of shit. I've been wanting to make sure I have a videocamera pointed at him when I tell him, though - and my best friend got hers working again. Ah man, perfect.

Hahaha, god, him and our mutual friend found some gay porn clips on my computer once... so fucking awkward, but I'm pretty sure they honestly weren't even ones I was looking at, so it was only a white lie! :rofl:

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 02:09 PM
One of my old hs friends would always make little comments whenever I would even turn my head to look at a hot guy walking by. Nothing outright bullshit or nothing, but damn it gets really old after a while so I just stopped hanging with him really.

I recently did see him at my friend's kids' birthday party and it was actually pretty cool. I guess he just decided to grow up and not be a pendejo anymore.

So who makes AV's in here?

Mechanica
04-03-2007, 02:16 PM
So who makes AV's in here?

*raises hand*

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 02:19 PM
I want a new AV, but I think Rogue might be played out. What ideas you got?

Mechanica
04-03-2007, 02:36 PM
Not much... Gambit? :razz:

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 02:38 PM
How bout something with a marimba on it?

Mechanica
04-03-2007, 03:09 PM
How bout something with a marimba on it?

A marimba, huh?

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4241/marimbaae8.gif

:lol: I don't really know what else to do with that request, but there's a marimba.

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 03:23 PM
I dig it. It's simple. Reminds me of being a kid again. Thanks bro.

Mechanica
04-03-2007, 04:07 PM
No problem, glad you like it. I was kind of at a loss for a minute trying to make something.

So anyway, on a previous topic, how did you bring the subject up when you've come out to people (this is directed at anyone)? Did you bring it up, or did you just kind of spontaneously tell people when they happened to inquire about it, or what? (I feel like I've already asked this before but I can't remember if I actually did or just thought about it.)

DrumlinerJoe
04-03-2007, 04:19 PM
Well with my best friends I told them at different times, when we were just chillin and talking. Another friend I told while we were drinking and smoking.

With other folks like coworkers and shit it's like they would ask me what I did over the weekend and I'd mention a club and they're like, "Isn't that a gay club?" I'd just say yeah and they'd either ask me or just figure it out on thier own.

When people ask me though if I have a girlfriend I'll say no I'm gay. I don't really think of it as shoving it in anyone's face since if I asked them if they had a partner of the same sex you know they would say they are straight.

Azagtoth
04-03-2007, 09:05 PM
Fist of the North Star is the manliest game.

If only Heart wasn't so hard to play. :(

Mech: To anyone who asks, I say it straight up.

Grits'N'Gravy
04-03-2007, 09:34 PM
How many of you gay dudes beat it and eat it? Do you enjoy your own brand of "cream?"

Azagtoth
04-03-2007, 10:17 PM
I don't do it.

Not that my flavor is bad or anything, I just don't. =P

Shotokan Symphony
04-03-2007, 11:50 PM
If only Heart wasn't so hard to play. :(


p > hk xx dp p

bnb w/ the damage of a super

as for super, you can otg his grab, TWICE

it's all about the knockdown okizeme with j.[hp], land, p to absorb wakeups and punish accordingly

heart is too good(but not as cool as raoh)

Kuenai
04-04-2007, 12:02 AM
Did anyone else know that jared Letto is gay?

I have his band's cd 30 seconds to mars.. really cool stuff.
it's just funny cause i used to watch my so called life. (i always thought the dad was hot) It's funny if Ricky had held out a little longer he could've totally
had a shot with jordan catilano.

He's in 30 seconds to Mars? I didn't know that :confused:. Not surprised, though. He was fucking GREAT in Lord of War :lovin: He's as good an actor as he is a musician.

Kuenai
04-04-2007, 12:05 AM
How many of you gay dudes beat it and eat it? Do you enjoy your own brand of "cream?"

Disgusting...... Is there something not right with your head?

Mechanica
04-04-2007, 12:06 AM
Well with my best friends I told them at different times, when we were just chillin and talking. Another friend I told while we were drinking and smoking.

With other folks like coworkers and shit it's like they would ask me what I did over the weekend and I'd mention a club and they're like, "Isn't that a gay club?" I'd just say yeah and they'd either ask me or just figure it out on thier own.

When people ask me though if I have a girlfriend I'll say no I'm gay. I don't really think of it as shoving it in anyone's face since if I asked them if they had a partner of the same sex you know they would say they are straight.
Righteous. Thanks.


Mech: To anyone who asks, I say it straight up.
I'm thinkin' more along the lines of when you told friends and/or family (and more importantly, how you brought it up), but... word.

How many of you gay dudes beat it and eat it? Do you enjoy your own brand of "cream?"

Nah. Although, one day I will go on a diet of all the stuff that makes it taste good (lol pineapple I'll eat lots of pineapple) for like 3-5 days and then try it.

Disgusting...... Is there something not right with your head?

Hahah, there are people out there that use this as their preferred clean-up method.

Kuenai
04-04-2007, 12:29 AM
Hahah, there are people out there that use this as their preferred clean-up method.

:wasted:

Grits'N'Gravy
04-04-2007, 12:30 AM
Disgusting...... Is there something not right with your head?

I've heard some gays do it. Wondering if it's true.

Mechanica
04-04-2007, 01:59 AM
I've heard some gays do it. Wondering if it's true.

It's not just gay guys, believe it or not. Being gay doesn't automatically mean you think ingesting semen is god's gift to mankind.

The Green Trench Coat
04-04-2007, 06:05 AM
So Mech I been meaning to ask you, and not in a mean way. How you go so quickly from being closet dude, unsure of yourself, etc, to boyfriend having homo partying queen of everything in like 3 weeks? lol, if only I'd have been that accelerated when I was your age.

I always assumed mech was already a party queen and just continued in that life after he came out.

Eh, everyone's gotta ditch a phobe friend at one point or another.

very true.. all i had was phobe friends when i came out. Lost them all.

..

.... good riddance.

I want a new AV, but I think Rogue might be played out. What ideas you got?

the marimba one is cool
how is rogue played out dude. She's still bad ass.

Not much... Gambit? :razz:

Gambit kinda works for apocolypse now. Well.. he kinda sorta rebelled .. needless to say current pics of gambit may not be the card throwing cajun you remember.

Fist of the North Star is the manliest game.

If only Heart wasn't so hard to play. :(

Mech: To anyone who asks, I say it straight up.

I wanna check it out seems cool.

How many of you gay dudes beat it and eat it? Do you enjoy your own brand of "cream?"

I've done it. Not so bad really.

He's in 30 seconds to Mars? I didn't know that :confused:. Not surprised, though. He was fucking GREAT in Lord of War :lovin: He's as good an actor as he is a musician.

He's the lead singer in 30 seconds to mars. beautiful lie is a pretty good album.

It's not just gay guys, believe it or not. Being gay doesn't automatically mean you think ingesting semen is god's gift to mankind.

Everybody thinks that's what it's all about. like we bottle the shit and drink it... I just made myself sick.

Azagtoth
04-04-2007, 07:01 AM
p > hk xx dp p

bnb w/ the damage of a super

as for super, you can otg his grab, TWICE

it's all about the knockdown okizeme with j.[hp], land, p to absorb wakeups and punish accordingly

heart is too good(but not as cool as raoh)

No, I know how to play him (I usually use c.lk, hp+hk -> boost ->hk, dp+p or super -> otg, or just c.lk, c.lk, qcb+lk. j.lp, j.lp+hp if I'm too far from the corner), that's not the issue. Getting in with him is a pain in the ass, and super armor doesn't work against specials or heavy strikes. If I do get in, they're fucked, and they know this. =P

Souther's my main, Jagi and Heart are secondaries.

I've heard some gays do it. Wondering if it's true.

I'd really like to know how shit like this gets out there. -_-

Shotokan Symphony
04-04-2007, 07:15 AM
Best time to use the suck-in is while they're in the air. while they're on the ground, just do the ground smash thing(qcf+k and hk, I think?). They manage to get in close, break thru their pokes with B+D. It absorbs lots of hits and can suck in the opponent.
Then there's the option of comboing into his ITE~YO! super(qcfx2+hp) and doing the lariat loop. A bitch to learn, but OH so worth it. Counter or HK can combo into it. Hell, ITE~YO! is pretty much what you'll be using the entire round.

Azagtoth
04-04-2007, 07:21 AM
Yeah, that loop is nasty as fuck. I'll hit that shit up at some point. There also some nasty shit you can do after BD hits involving a loop of IAD D, st. D.

The Green Trench Coat
04-04-2007, 08:47 AM
I'd really like to know how shit like this gets out there. -_-


Wild speculation?

some straight guy "accidently" watching a gay porn and thinking we all do that all the time.

Azagtoth
04-04-2007, 10:10 AM
Wild speculation?

some straight guy "accidently" watching a gay porn and thinking we all do that all the time.

Option B sounds most viable. =P

The Green Trench Coat
04-04-2007, 10:37 AM
Option B sounds most viable. =P

Most likely.

So my tatoo artist (he's hot.. REALLY hot I'll try to get pics) was asking me the other day about weather i think bait bus is real or not.

For those that don't know bait bus is the gay version of bang bus in which these people drive around in a van and lure in a straight guy to have sex with a girl.. but when he's in they offer money to let a gay guy blow the straight guy. the straight guy usually gets so into it that he ends up fucking the gay guy and then they dump the straight guy out onto the street.

I dont' know how actual or staged the thing is though .. i have my suspicion that it's fake but i remember once a while ago they had up one video where a guy started crying that he cheated on his wife and he cant belive that he just did that.. and he actually left the van not even wanting the money he was so sad. they eventually took that video off.. but still i think that at least that one may have been real or at least had a really convincing actor.

The_Beast
04-04-2007, 12:13 PM
Most likely.

So my tatoo artist (he's hot.. REALLY hot I'll try to get pics) was asking me the other day about weather i think bait bus is real or not.

For those that don't know bait bus is the gay version of bang bus in which these people drive around in a van and lure in a straight guy to have sex with a girl.. but when he's in they offer money to let a gay guy blow the straight guy. the straight guy usually gets so into it that he ends up fucking the gay guy and then they dump the straight guy out onto the street.

I dont' know how actual or staged the thing is though .. i have my suspicion that it's fake but i remember once a while ago they had up one video where a guy started crying that he cheated on his wife and he cant belive that he just did that.. and he actually left the van not even wanting the money he was so sad. they eventually took that video off.. but still i think that at least that one may have been real or at least had a really convincing actor.


I would go with staged. I checked out their site and from the pics, you can just see that those dudes are bi/gay..

Let me break it down for you in straight terms.

A straight man might actually go thru with fucking a dude if he was "baited", BUT, (no pun intended) he would definitely NOT let anyone tape/take pics. He also would never admit it.

Remember, if a girl experiments, she's hot. If a dude experiments, he is branded as gay for life.

Azagtoth
04-04-2007, 12:34 PM
Remember, if a girl experiments, she's hot. If a dude experiments, he is branded as gay for life.

Double standards are hot.

LightningStorm
04-04-2007, 01:12 PM
Eh, everyone's gotta ditch a phobe friend at one point or another.

This was not true for me. But even before I was out, I didn't hang out with stupid people.

Double standards are hot.

Double standard it may be, but it's the unfortunate truth.

The Green Trench Coat
04-04-2007, 01:13 PM
I would go with staged. I checked out their site and from the pics, you can just see that those dudes are bi/gay..

Let me break it down for you in straight terms.

A straight man might actually go thru with fucking a dude if he was "baited", BUT, (no pun intended) he would definitely NOT let anyone tape/take pics. He also would never admit it.

Remember, if a girl experiments, she's hot. If a dude experiments, he is branded as gay for life.

at least when if first started out i think some of those dudes were actually straight. and remember they were thinking they were going to be filmed fucking a female. and I know most straight dudes that are down for that.. then they do the bait and switch and it's a whole new ball game. I just checked the site there were at leas 4 vids that got pulled. where i belived the people were "hactually" straight. One was some military dude from another country.. the other was the guy that was crying .. and 2 more that probably threatened to sue.

So no cameras in our session .. got it.
the folks that had the dvd on preorder are going to be so dissapointed.

:rofl: :rofl: :rolleyes:

Mechanica
04-04-2007, 01:48 PM
I always assumed mech was already a party queen and just continued in that life after he came out.

:rofl: I'll have to ask my friend if I'm a party queen. EDIT: I asked and have confirmed, yes, I am a party queen. Hahahaha, too good. :lol:


how is rogue played out dude. She's still bad ass.

Yeah man, rogue is hip.


Gambit kinda works for apocolypse now. Well.. he kinda sorta rebelled .. needless to say current pics of gambit may not be the card throwing cajun you remember.

Huh, didn't know that.

The Green Trench Coat
04-04-2007, 05:10 PM
:rofl: I'll have to ask my friend if I'm a party queen. EDIT: I asked and have confirmed, yes, I am a party queen. Hahahaha, too good. :lol:


Yeah man, rogue is hip.


Huh, didn't know that.

I'm kind of an Xmen / spiderman/ marvel universe geek sorry.

Mechanica
04-04-2007, 05:44 PM
I'm kind of an Xmen / spiderman/ marvel universe geek sorry.

Hahaha, don't apologize, the marvel universe is sweet. :tup:

Bunkei
04-04-2007, 06:27 PM
Both Bangbus and Baitbus are staged, for legal reasons more than anything else. For one, any one that appears in pornographic videos would have to sign a release, otherwise, whomever is in the video can sue the production company for a great deal of money. If you remember, the ex-lead singer of Creed, Scott Stapp, did a sex tape that fell into the hands of a company that regularly produces pornography. He went to court, and had a permanent injunction filed against the company, which prevented it from ever releasing any part of the video.

If they were to release it anyway, they could be sued by Scott Stapp for large amounts of money, plus additional penalties since the company would have disobeyed a direct court order. In fact, it is a real possibility that certain executives within the company could face criminal charges.

The law defines that a person can control his or her own likeness and name, much like a copyright holder has control over the copyrighted work. In both instances, permission must be obtained before using the work, even if it's not for profit.

Kuenai
04-04-2007, 06:38 PM
:rofl: At Bunkei's extensive knowledge of porn etiquette

You gotta go to Zach's and put up the radio with your own mic next time. JWONG, BABY!!! We'll see how his "Celebrity Fitness Program" has worked for him :rofl:

Hahaha, don't apologize, the marvel universe is sweet. :tup:

Hell yeah, the marvel universe PWNS. I'm still lovin' the Silver Surfer and Iron Man.

Bunkei
04-04-2007, 06:48 PM
:rofl: At Bunkei's extensive knowledge of porn etiquette

You gotta go to Zach's and put up the radio with your own mic next time. JWONG, BABY!!! We'll see how his "Celebrity Fitness Program" has worked for him :rofl:



Hell yeah, the marvel universe PWNS. I'm still lovin' the Silver Surfer and Iron Man.

I can't wait until he has another get together :D

However, the more I think about it, the more it's unlikely I can broadcast from Preppy's, well at least not on his PC. I would need about 4 or 5 different programs installed to make the radio work, and he may not feel comfortable having these programs installed on his PC.

Kuenai
04-04-2007, 07:02 PM
I can't wait until he has another get together :D

However, the more I think about it, the more it's unlikely I can broadcast from Preppy's, well at least not on his PC. I would need about 4 or 5 different programs installed to make the radio work, and he may not feel comfortable having these programs installed on his PC.

I'm bringing my lappy again, so just bring your *good* mic. I haven't bothered to uninstall your stuff.

The Green Trench Coat
04-04-2007, 07:06 PM
Porn Law 101.

cool.

i still contend something was different about the vids they pulled but whatever.. it's not that serious.

:rofl: At Bunkei's extensive knowledge of porn etiquette

You gotta go to Zach's and put up the radio with your own mic next time. JWONG, BABY!!! We'll see how his "Celebrity Fitness Program" has worked for him :rofl:



Hell yeah, the marvel universe PWNS. I'm still lovin' the Silver Surfer and Iron Man.


I hate iron man ever since civil war.

Mechanica
04-04-2007, 08:01 PM
Hahah, turns out my only other gay internet friend that's not from SRK is also into older guys. Off the hook. :tup: Hahaha, he said he'd hit it when I showed him a picture of my guy, too. :rofl: I love it. It's not as weird as I once thought.

I'm glad Bunkei dispelled the wonder around that, I always had a really strong feeling it was all fake. GG.

EDIT: Thanks for the rep, whoever. Haha, I miss premium, I forgot you can't tell who gives it when you're not.

The Green Trench Coat
04-05-2007, 01:20 PM
Hahah, turns out my only other gay internet friend that's not from SRK is also into older guys. Off the hook. :tup: Hahaha, he said he'd hit it when I showed him a picture of my guy, too. :rofl: I love it. It's not as weird as I once thought.

I'm glad Bunkei dispelled the wonder around that, I always had a really strong feeling it was all fake. GG.

EDIT: Thanks for the rep, whoever. Haha, I miss premium, I forgot you can't tell who gives it when you're not.


It's not uncommon really. I mean when i first started out i didn't want anything to with kids my age. mainly cause most of the ones that were gay were really flamboyant or queeny and i wasn't ready to invoke that onto myself.

That plus at the time i was looking to feel protected or like under someones wing and people your own age won't really inspire that kind of feeling .. if they do it's rare.

Kuenai
04-05-2007, 02:05 PM
EDIT: Thanks for the rep, whoever. Haha, I miss premium, I forgot you can't tell who gives it when you're not.

Yeah... I got that a while ago, too :wonder: Thanks, whoever ^_^

Mechanica
04-05-2007, 03:10 PM
It's not uncommon really. I mean when i first started out i didn't want anything to with kids my age. mainly cause most of the ones that were gay were really flamboyant or queeny and i wasn't ready to invoke that onto myself.

Yeah, exactly. :lol:


That plus at the time i was looking to feel protected or like under someones wing and people your own age won't really inspire that kind of feeling .. if they do it's rare.

Yeah, that's a nice bonus too. :wgrin:

Anyway, I just found this picture and thought it was pretty hilarious. Check it out.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1277/kisstehcookyi2.jpg

Hahahaha, anji ftw.

The Green Trench Coat
04-05-2007, 03:56 PM
Anyway, I just found this picture and thought it was pretty hilarious. Check it out.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1277/kisstehcookyi2.jpg

Hahahaha, anji ftw.

gg ownz to bad i suck at it.

I can only use millia and may.. and i only have 2 bnb combos for each.

Oh and I have a gig worth of anime gay porn in comic form.. some of it is bear... some of it is not. If anybody wants it i'm down to share pm me and well direct connect.

some of it is pretty hot.. others are like.. what was this artist thinking.

kz0060
04-05-2007, 04:03 PM
I'm not sure was this ever asked before but, was there ever a fine chick that almost made ya switch teams?

Mechanica
04-05-2007, 04:08 PM
I'm not sure was this ever asked before but, was there ever a fine chick that almost made ya switch teams?

Yeah, but I've never had the opportunity to actually mess around with a chick, so I don't know how I/my body would react. Like, I don't even really know if I'm gay and just attracted to some chicks simply because they're beautiful and I'm used to the idea of men and women being together drilled into my head via society, or if I actually am attracted to them and am bi to some extent.

EDIT: Well az brings up a good point, I wouldn't change teams, but I'd play pinch hitter naw'm sayin'.

Azagtoth
04-05-2007, 04:30 PM
I'm not sure was this ever asked before but, was there ever a fine chick that almost made ya switch teams?

There's a type of chick that I tend to like, but I wouldn't switch teams, so no.

GTC: Any chubby in that collection?

DrumlinerJoe
04-05-2007, 05:09 PM
If ya'll are into comics check out The Runaways. It's the best thing Marvel has put out in god knows how long. It has a lesbian in it too, so yeah.

LightningStorm
04-05-2007, 05:31 PM
I'm not sure was this ever asked before but, was there ever a fine chick that almost made ya switch teams?

"switch teams" no. But worth a mention is Hayden Panettiere aka "Claire Bennet" from Heroes. That underage chick can't possibly be human. Cause humans don't look that good. :sweat:

The Green Trench Coat
04-05-2007, 05:38 PM
There's a type of chick that I tend to like, but I wouldn't switch teams, so no.

GTC: Any chubby in that collection?

a few.

If ya'll are into comics check out The Runaways. It's the best thing Marvel has put out in god knows how long. It has a lesbian in it too, so yeah.

and now joss whedon (buffy/ angel/ firefly) is writing for the runaways the story is awesome

I'm not sure was this ever asked before but, was there ever a fine chick that almost made ya switch teams?

Shakira.


If i ever get the chance my hubby already knows to let me at it.

But even then i wouldn't "switch teams"

The Green Trench Coat
04-05-2007, 06:52 PM
azag check your mail dude :)

I havent checked through all of it i'll look and see if there is more.

The_Beast
04-05-2007, 07:53 PM
GTC and DLJ, do you have myspace pages?

Azagtoth
04-05-2007, 08:34 PM
azag check your mail dude :)

I havent checked through all of it i'll look and see if there is more.

Got it. It's dope. =3

Kuma-okami
04-05-2007, 09:17 PM
I come back to SRK after like two months and what do I find? a new gay tread. awesome.

GTC your art rocks dude. next paycheck I'm getting one of your shirts

on the topic of "switching teams" I really can't do that myself I can't see a women that way, sure I can see a girl and say "wow shes pretty" but thats as far as my mind goes

The Green Trench Coat
04-05-2007, 11:54 PM
GTC and DLJ, do you have myspace pages?

I don't .. well.. not really. My bf has one for "us". myspace/ositosgorditos

myself I'm kindof anti myspace... anti blogging really
I'm all "keep it to yourself sometimes will ya" so far havent found a reason to change my veiwpoint but i'm not unwilling to if i heard a valid argument in it's favor

The Green Trench Coat
04-05-2007, 11:57 PM
I come back to SRK after like two months and what do I find? a new gay tread. awesome.

GTC your art rocks dude. next paycheck I'm getting one of your shirts


whoa!! thanks dude.

It's very hit or miss with the crowd.. somepeople like the anamorphic stuff some people hate it, others still just don't like the art.. but hey.. that's art for you totally subjective. whenever i hear negative comments about my art I always think of that famous cambells soup pic that's hanging in galleries everywhere. Somehow.. that was not only art, but great art. :wonder: :rofl: but thanks for your comment. I'm trying to get my internet comic up and running but it's tough to do all this by myself :sad:

Mechanica
04-06-2007, 12:06 AM
I'm all "keep it to yourself sometimes will ya" so far havent found a reason to change my veiwpoint but i'm not unwilling to if i heard a valid argument in it's favor

No, really, I don't blame you. Myspace is kinda just annoying... I'd have deleted mine by now but I ended up finding people I hadn't talked to in forever and it's the only way I talk to them ever so it's kinda cool, but other than that I kinda share the same viewpoint.

Kuma-okami
04-06-2007, 12:07 AM
whoa!! thanks dude.

It's very hit or miss with the crowd.. somepeople like the anamorphic stuff some people hate it, others still just don't like the art.. but hey.. that's art for you totally subjective. whenever i hear negative comments about my art I always think of that famous cambells soup pic that's hanging in galleries everywhere. Somehow.. that was not only art, but great art. :wonder: :rofl: but thanks for your comment. I'm trying to get my internet comic up and running but it's tough to do all this by myself :sad:

hehe don't mention it dude,yeah I know how much some people hate anamorphic stuff:sad: but like you said art is very subjective.

whoa a comic by you would be awesome!

(aww damn look at me gushing ^^;;)

The Green Trench Coat
04-06-2007, 01:23 AM
hehe don't mention it dude,yeah I know how much some people hate anamorphic stuff:sad: but like you said art is very subjective.

whoa a comic by you would be awesome!

(aww damn look at me gushing ^^;;)

it's gonna be pretty awesome. the only thing is I've been getting .. well let's call it "nuged" in the direction of doing an erotic comic regarding my bears.. which is just a little weird. I have other characters human characters that I'm doing the comic for and for them sexual situations wouldn't be so weird.

the bears.. they have there own sexuality without being obscene. I like that.
I got featured at something called the "fur ball" here in nyc and I think I shorted out this guy's brain cause he was like "whoa.. these are cute, ... but they are hot.. wait.. but there cute??" i had to lean back.. do the finger pyramid and say "Advantage.. Trench"

we'll see whats in the cards .. for now I want to finish my second "season" of the shirts.. then focus heavily on the internet comic .. be it erotic or otherwise.

DrumlinerJoe
04-06-2007, 12:25 PM
http://www.myspace.com/joefelan

Kuma-okami
04-06-2007, 06:32 PM
it's gonna be pretty awesome. the only thing is I've been getting .. well let's call it "nuged" in the direction of doing an erotic comic regarding my bears.. which is just a little weird. I have other characters human characters that I'm doing the comic for and for them sexual situations wouldn't be so weird.

the bears.. they have there own sexuality without being obscene. I like that.
I got featured at something called the "fur ball" here in nyc and I think I shorted out this guy's brain cause he was like "whoa.. these are cute, ... but they are hot.. wait.. but there cute??" i had to lean back.. do the finger pyramid and say "Advantage.. Trench"

we'll see whats in the cards .. for now I want to finish my second "season" of the shirts.. then focus heavily on the internet comic .. be it erotic or otherwise.


sounds awesome good luck Trench, I know what mean about the bears they're sexy and cute in there own way, it would be kind of weird seeing um nude and all hot and heavy with each other (but not like I couldn't learn to like it :wgrin: )

DrumlinerJoe
04-07-2007, 05:59 PM
sounds awesome good luck Trench, I know what mean about the bears they're sexy and cute in there own way, it would be kind of weird seeing um nude and all hot and heavy with each other (but not like I couldn't learn to like it :wgrin: )

I'd ask the question "Who knew SRK had this many homos on it?" but sometimes from reading GD and going on MIRC from time to time it was fairly obvious.

Mechanica
04-08-2007, 01:54 AM
I'd ask the question "Who knew SRK had this many homos on it?" but sometimes from reading GD and going on MIRC from time to time it was fairly obvious.

Yeah, I think I'm surprised, but then I think about it, and I'm not as surprised. :lol:

Dander
04-08-2007, 06:10 PM
y'all niggahs is gay.

Mechanica
04-08-2007, 11:03 PM
You said that in the last thread. :arazz: Yes! Yes, we is. Fancy that.

Kuenai
04-08-2007, 11:58 PM
You said that in the last thread. :arazz: Yes! Yes, we is. Fancy that.

:rofl: Perfect

I posted the story on http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=111437, if you wanted to read it. 12 banks :looney:

Mechanica
04-09-2007, 01:33 AM
Damn... I bet that's a bit of an antidrug. Unfortunate.

Hey queens - what's the oldest guy you've dated?

The Green Trench Coat
04-09-2007, 05:41 AM
y'all niggahs is gay.

with such heightened powers of deduction It's a wonder there are so many unsolved mysteries in america. Go forth and use your powers .. for the good of america .. and mankind.

Damn... I bet that's a bit of an antidrug. Unfortunate.

Hey queens - what's the oldest guy you've dated?

I went out with a 42 year old when i was 23. He was great.. he was sexy but he wasn't ready for a relationship.. and at 42 i wondered if he ever would be. we broke up after about a year.



the sex was great though

Mechanica
04-09-2007, 04:48 PM
I went out with a 42 year old when i was 23. He was great.. he was sexy but he wasn't ready for a relationship.. and at 42 i wondered if he ever would be. we broke up after about a year.

Yeah, really. That is kinda strange. Did it take him a year to tell you that he wasn't ready for a relationship, too?

the sex was great though

Yeah! :tup:

Kuenai
04-09-2007, 10:37 PM
Damn... I bet that's a bit of an antidrug. Unfortunate.

Yup, an anti-drug it is :looney:


I've known people who weren't ready for relationships at that age. Though I didn't have much confidence in their character. Pathetic bastards, the both of 'em :arazz:

the sex was great, though:shake: I just don't see it

casey_MDK
04-09-2007, 10:57 PM
Wow. Never thought I'd see a thread like this on SRK...

For the record, I'm bi. w00t.

Mechanica
04-10-2007, 12:59 AM
Yup, an anti-drug it is :looney:
Ever smoked weed? >_> Just curious.


:shake: I just don't see it
:rofl:

You're not supposed to, though... :wgrin: Right? Hahah.

The Green Trench Coat
04-10-2007, 05:46 AM
Yeah, really. That is kinda strange. Did it take him a year to tell you that he wasn't ready for a relationship, too?



Yeah! :tup:

He never actually told me that he wasn't ready for a relationship till about a month before we split.

but all the signs were there like he kept talking about how he loves his freedom to travel and he even had tricks in other states and countries which i was okay with .. Im very open minded about stuff like that but when it came down for it I asked if he thought we'd ever live together (just in the general sense of the question) and there was like so much hemming and hawing i was like ugh forget it. when he told me he wasn't ready for a relationship... at 42... I wasn't about to be the last resort. So i removed myself from that situation.

Yup, an anti-drug it is :looney:


I've known people who weren't ready for relationships at that age. Though I didn't have much confidence in their character. Pathetic bastards, the both of 'em :arazz:

:shake: I just don't see it

yeah i wondered about that myself.. what's stopping an older gentleman as himself from settling down. Granted he was a hot bear.. very hot and like i said sex was off the chain. but at some point the need to get your house in order should kick in. and if he wasn't ready at 42 i wasn't gonna wait till 62 that's for damn sure.

yeah i guess you had to be there for the sex part... err...you know what i mean.:looney: :wink: :confused:

Wow. Never thought I'd see a thread like this on SRK...

For the record, I'm bi. w00t.


welcome brother. *bearhug*

Kuenai
04-10-2007, 11:29 AM
Ever smoked weed? >_> Just curious.


:rofl:

You're not supposed to, though... :wgrin: Right? Hahah.

Never smoked weed. Gotten *not quite* drunk a few times. I just don't enjoy the feeling of altered perception. I've lived without it for long enough, I can keep going without trying it.


And whether I am or not, I just didn't want to. Okay, I did. And I'm slightly creeped out. More by the 42 factor than anything. :wasted:

Mechanica
04-10-2007, 11:43 AM
And whether I am or not, I just didn't want to. Okay, I did. And I'm slightly creeped out. More by the 42 factor than anything. :wasted:

:rofl: It's more common than you'd think, too. If that creeps you out, perhaps this topic ain't for you~ the age gap in my relationship's bigger.

What can I say? Guys my age are fags. :wonder:

Kuenai
04-10-2007, 11:48 AM
:rofl: It's more common than you'd think, too. If that creeps you out, perhaps this topic ain't for you~ the age gap in my relationship's bigger.

What can I say? Guys my age are fags. :wonder:

Bigger than that? Crazy.

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 11:51 AM
I hooked up with this guy once and I figured he was a few years older than me, turns out he was 39. Whatever, I will say this though he sure as hell knew what he was doing more than a 20 year old though.

The Green Trench Coat
04-10-2007, 12:08 PM
I hooked up with this guy once and I figured he was a few years older than me, turns out he was 39. Whatever, I will say this though he sure as hell knew what he was doing more than a 20 year old though.

yeah I will say that alot of my better sexual encounters were with guys that were at least 10 years older than me.. but that older is better theory is to a point..

don't ask details trust me you don't want'em but one time i semi hooked up with a guy that was 64. It was an aol hook up .. one of those guys who sends pics of what he used to look like at 30. I got out of it.. i'm not sure you wanna here the tale LOL.

The guy i'm with now is older.. he's 32 I just turned 29.

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 12:10 PM
Probably not.

But one thing I can say about dudes in thier late 20's on up is that all those sexual hangups usually aren't there. More of them are less concerned with the whole top/bottom thing and are just there for a good time.

The Green Trench Coat
04-10-2007, 12:16 PM
Probably not.

But one thing I can say about dudes in thier late 20's on up is that all those sexual hangups usually aren't there. More of them are less concerned with the whole top/bottom thing and are just there for a good time.

you know i noticed that as well alot of times younger guys are afraid to say that they like to bottom as if it makes them less masculine i guess? whatever. most times people late twenties on like you said are just about okay let's do it.. whocares who's what.

Mechanica
04-10-2007, 12:25 PM
Bigger than that? Crazy.

Yep. :confused: It's mostly bigger because I'm younger, though.



But one thing I can say about dudes in thier late 20's on up is that all those sexual hangups usually aren't there.

I find that a lot of hangups in general aren't there. It's nice and chill. I was worried at first about finding common interests and such because of the generation gap, but really the only thing it changed was cutting out a lot of superficial talk. :)

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 12:26 PM
Ugh, must stop talking bout sex. It's been a while and I'm getting antsy.

The Green Trench Coat
04-10-2007, 12:29 PM
Ugh, must stop talking bout sex. It's been a while and I'm getting antsy.

Poor joe. Let's go hunting when i come down to houston.

Mechanica
04-10-2007, 12:32 PM
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. :sad: Get Joe laid, GTC!

I have one friend so far that I've come out to in real life, and last night on aim she asked me how old he was, then I felt awkward trying to avoid it, but then I told her and I guess it just made her love me more. :lol: That and she said I'm a mystery, everything I tell her is not what she's expecting to hear. Hahaha.

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 12:34 PM
You know I've never had a *** hag. Any of ya'll?

The Green Trench Coat
04-10-2007, 12:47 PM
You know I've never had a *** hag. Any of ya'll?

i dont' .. he does. he's got 2

they can be very helpful for getting guys attention in your direction.
The same as it is when you go with your straight friends..
at least that's the way it is when i go out with my straight friends. I always spark up a conversation with some chick and then i introduce them to my straight friend and then move on :D.. it's how i entertain myself in straight socials.

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 01:01 PM
I don't know, I think some of the straight chicks I meet don't entirely trust me sometimes cause they think I'm faking. One girl told me as much and it was just, wierd. I mean I know it's good to be wary if you're a woman, but come the fuck on.

The Green Trench Coat
04-10-2007, 01:19 PM
I don't know, I think some of the straight chicks I meet don't entirely trust me sometimes cause they think I'm faking. One girl told me as much and it was just, wierd. I mean I know it's good to be wary if you're a woman, but come the fuck on.

faking the gay?

yeah i get that too sometimes mainly because a great pair of titties will totally get my attention.

but fuck i mean.. most bears are like that. I dont' know about the rest of the community.
P.S. Im about to book my flight+hotel i'm gonna call you later.

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 01:27 PM
I'm gonna book my shit later this week when I get more money. I'm still up in the air about actually competing though.

Azagtoth
04-10-2007, 02:03 PM
I've always had TONS of *** hags.

They know I dig the womens too, but as much as I talk about fatties with them, they're generally not worried (and a bunch of them wouldn't mind if I tried to hit it =P).

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 02:05 PM
I don't know, the girls I've made friends with most of them don't really care to hang around gay bars and shit. It's all good though I don't think I coul dhangle a clingy co-dependent bitch trying to smother me. I try to avoid those types of people at all costs.

Mechanica
04-10-2007, 02:10 PM
Closest I've got is a friend saying "omg I've been wanting a gay best friend let's be best friendz" but they don't actually act any different or like *** hags. I wouldn't want one, either. It's all good that they're excited about me being gay or whatever, though. :lol: Whatevs.

Azagtoth
04-10-2007, 02:23 PM
My *** hags fucking rock.

I guess they're not *** hags in the traditional sense, though, but they're still dope. When I was outed, they all got me to start communicating and being comfortable about it because I lacked gay friends of any sort.

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 03:00 PM
That's sweet of them. There was a chica I worked with at Target who wanted to be myt friend soley on the fact that I'm gay. It was really lame.

The Green Trench Coat
04-10-2007, 03:29 PM
We're the loophole for some women.
My homegirl that i told you guys about came up here yesterday cause she wanted to show off her lingere.
She's got a boyfriend but he doesn't mind her comming over and shit.
haha she wouldn't let me take pictures though lol

I guess we're kinda dick in a glass jar to them. One of his friends says that if she doesn't have a kid by 30 she wants us to Impregnate her .. i'm like :confused:

Azagtoth
04-10-2007, 05:07 PM
That's why straight people hate us. :(

DrumlinerJoe
04-10-2007, 05:54 PM
Yeah, back with drumline we stayed in Tenn. with only four girls in our section. I was the only one they would let in the room and give them massages or gossip or whatever. They were funny and sexy, it was very Sex and the City.

The Green Trench Coat
04-10-2007, 06:30 PM
can i get you guys to help me out.. i have this pic i need to do .. a rugby bear.. i did a basic sketch but i need to be s ure that it strikes people as a rugy bear and not a football bear. before i show it to the group i'm doing it for would you mind

keep in mind it's a base sketch there is a bit of distortion in the hands and arms cause i just needed a basic representation of what i'm going for.

does it look like he could be playing rugby
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2sacm5g

thanks.

Azagtoth
04-10-2007, 09:06 PM
With color, it'll be a lot more obvious.

Zulu
04-10-2007, 10:30 PM
Any of you guys wath Workout on Bravo? Such a great if not bittersweet show.

Kuma-okami
04-11-2007, 12:04 AM
can i get you guys to help me out.. i have this pic i need to do .. a rugby bear.. i did a basic sketch but i need to be s ure that it strikes people as a rugy bear and not a football bear. before i show it to the group i'm doing it for would you mind

keep in mind it's a base sketch there is a bit of distortion in the hands and arms cause i just needed a basic representation of what i'm going for.

does it look like he could be playing rugby
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2sacm5g

thanks.

Looks cool to me, maybe change his shirt to those striped ones rugby players wear

Mechanica
04-11-2007, 12:33 AM
does it look like he could be playing rugby

When I think rugby, I think of the rounder balls (hah >_>) like this (http://www.gtj.org.uk/storage/Components/519/51946_1.JPG) and this (http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50070853/Rugby_Ball.jpg). I think that if you made the ball a bit more rounded on the ends like that, it'd be good. The uniform makes me think rugby. :tup:


I guess we're kinda dick in a glass jar to them. One of his friends says that if she doesn't have a kid by 30 she wants us to Impregnate her .. i'm like :confused:
That's why straight people hate us. :(

:rofl:

The one friend that I told because she really liked me would definitely oblige to have sex with me, too. :looney:

The Green Trench Coat
04-11-2007, 04:15 AM
fixed it. thanks. I have to do a series of 4 designs for these rugby teams in europe.

The Green Trench Coat
04-11-2007, 05:57 AM
Any of you guys wath Workout on Bravo? Such a great if not bittersweet show.

not even close to the word "watch" hehe.

i've seen it.


Looks cool to me, maybe change his shirt to those striped ones rugby players wear


yep i added that I gotta fix the coloring in photoshop then i'll show you guys the finished work. and then i gotta do 3 more pics related to it.:looney:

The Green Trench Coat
04-11-2007, 06:18 AM
I'm gonna book my shit later this week when I get more money. I'm still up in the air about actually competing though.

I'm booked.

the only thing i'm still debating is wether to rent a car.

you should totally compete joe. fuckit i'll be on your mvc2 team .. though that's not really gonna help you any. I'm gonna compete in 3s. if it gets lame then we'll check out the anime convention or just go to the bars and see about finding cute boys in houston.

DrumlinerJoe
04-11-2007, 12:07 PM
I'm booked.

the only thing i'm still debating is wether to rent a car.

you should totally compete joe. fuckit i'll be on your mvc2 team .. though that's not really gonna help you any. I'm gonna compete in 3s. if it gets lame then we'll check out the anime convention or just go to the bars and see about finding cute boys in houston.

I just found out man that the Marvel tourney starts at about 2 or 3pm on Friday. That counts me out for signing up because I won't be leaving till about noon or 1 and it's about a four hour drive.

I'm still down for all kinds of casuals and bars and shit. I'm not sure what time the other tournies start at.

Mechanica
04-11-2007, 01:17 PM
Aww, my good online friend lives in Houston. I wish I was closer so I could come visit all three of you!

DrumlinerJoe
04-11-2007, 02:12 PM
What's his name? I'll bang him for ya.

Mechanica
04-11-2007, 02:41 PM
Josh, but I'm not sure he'd like that. :rofl:

DrumlinerJoe
04-11-2007, 02:43 PM
Well at least one of us would have fun.

BeaTs*
04-11-2007, 02:44 PM
so what's this thread about?

DrumlinerJoe
04-11-2007, 02:47 PM
Politics, working out, shoe shining, basket weaving, and tap dancing.

So in answer to your question I don't know.

BeaTs*
04-11-2007, 03:04 PM
there's stuff about rounder balls and handfulls of penis from a quick browse....me like

DrumlinerJoe
04-11-2007, 03:05 PM
Yeah we kinda got a variety of shit going on around here. Good stuff.

Mechanica
04-11-2007, 03:18 PM
Oh man, I wish I could tap dance. I need some tap dancing shoes. I want to try. I was watching that token black guy on Laurence Welk do his tap dance stuff before easter. :rofl: So good. I need to learn.

DrumlinerJoe
04-11-2007, 03:21 PM
I used to do folkloriko dancing when I was a kid. I wish I would've kept up with it.

The Green Trench Coat
04-11-2007, 08:26 PM
I just found out man that the Marvel tourney starts at about 2 or 3pm on Friday. That counts me out for signing up because I won't be leaving till about noon or 1 and it's about a four hour drive.

I'm still down for all kinds of casuals and bars and shit. I'm not sure what time the other tournies start at.

me too i'll be landing at about 9pm so i'll probably catch the tail end of any tournies that are happening that day

What's his name? I'll bang him for ya.

Joe.. we've gotta get you bodied.

so what's this thread about?


.... classic.

Azagtoth
04-11-2007, 08:56 PM
so what's this thread about?

Manboobs. OBVIOUSLY. :rolleyes:

SNAAAAKE
04-11-2007, 09:06 PM
so what's this thread about?

sucking dicks.

wanna try ? *unzips pant*

BeaTs*
04-12-2007, 07:49 AM
sucking dicks.

wanna try ? *unzips pant*hmmm why are you called snaaaaake?

I like manboobs

"try"? pfft make it sound like I've never done it XD


what about the bottle dance?

The Green Trench Coat
04-12-2007, 08:19 AM
hmmm why are you called snaaaaake?

I like manboobs

"try"? pfft make it sound like I've never done it XD


what about the bottle dance?

ah.. just noticed your desc. under your name.
you sound like a horney one :rofl:

Mechanica
04-12-2007, 08:26 AM
what about the bottle dance?

Bottle dance? :wonder:

Ahh, and so begins my 6 day wait for him to get back from New Mexico. :karate: I miss him already, but I'll live. Not if I just sit around my house doing nothing all day, though. I should put forth more effort in my job search. I think I'm gonna just tell my two close friends today if they ask me where I was yesterday.

The Green Trench Coat
04-12-2007, 08:35 AM
Bottle dance? :wonder:

Ahh, and so begins my 6 day wait for him to get back from New Mexico. :karate: I miss him already, but I'll live. Not if I just sit around my house doing nothing all day, though. I should put forth more effort in my job search. I think I'm gonna just tell my two close friends today if they ask me where I was yesterday.

good luck..

hey maybe you can surprise him when he gets back with a bottle dance. whatever that is.

BeaTs*
04-12-2007, 09:17 AM
ah.. just noticed your desc. under your name.
you sound like a horney one :rofl:
haha maybe just a bit horny...but I'm really not a slut, I'm an innocent virgin:angel:

well the bottle dance is this brazillian (or portuguese?) dance..involving...a bottle...and using it for various....ummm pleasures? insertions?

sort of like at the beginning of this Koda Kumi Video

http://www.veoh.com/videos/e130807aThJAr8m

Recycling bottles....Koda Kumi Style

Adam Warlock
04-12-2007, 10:20 AM
IS it true that it's not gay if your balls don't touch?

DrumlinerJoe
04-12-2007, 12:46 PM
tick tock tick tock tick tock

The Green Trench Coat
04-12-2007, 02:50 PM
IS it true that it's not gay if your balls don't touch?


uhm.. sure why not.

but while were on it.. if you and your buddy was banging some chick what happens if your balls do touch. do you like stop? What if you were really into it.
and about to like climax or something what happens?

Heteros? your up.

Adam Warlock
04-12-2007, 03:01 PM
uhm.. sure why not.

but while were on it.. if you and your buddy was banging some chick what happens if your balls do touch. do you like stop? What if you were really into it.
and about to like climax or something what happens?

Heteros? your up.

It's obvious. Since we're both gay now I quickly establish myself as the top in the relationship. Sucks to be him.

Honestly, I wouldn't know. I don't think I could even do the deed with another dick that close to mine. I've never been in a group situation where the guys outnumbered the girls. And trains are a whole different story.

The Green Trench Coat
04-12-2007, 03:13 PM
It's obvious. Since we're both gay now I quickly establish myself as the top in the relationship. Sucks to be him.

Honestly, I wouldn't know. I don't think I could even do the deed with another dick that close to mine. I've never been in a group situation where the guys outnumbered the girls. And trains are a whole different story.

i'd think train is more doable than a 2 on 1 guy/girl But assuming you and your "buddy" are like really into it I cant imagine that you'd be nailing some hot chick and then stop and say "i cant do this.. my balls just touched his balls.." and then storm off.

or is my logic skewed cause of the gay?

Azagtoth
04-12-2007, 03:18 PM
or is my logic skewed cause of the gay?

Definitely skewed.

SNAAAAKE
04-12-2007, 03:20 PM
uhm.. sure why not.

but while were on it.. if you and your buddy was banging some chick what happens if your balls do touch. do you like stop? What if you were really into it.
and about to like climax or something what happens?

Heteros? your up.

tag teaming another chick wouldnt bother me as long as its PROFESSIONAL and the dude is not after me. dont know about balls touching though..that cant be good. I will have to wear one those shorts with opening from the front so I can let my snaake out(FREEDOM !! lol)

it all depends. majority of the guys wouldnt care about 3 some with another dude involved. of coure the girl has to be hot. I am not gonna bother if I am not attracted to her.

Kuenai
04-12-2007, 03:31 PM
tag teaming another chick wouldnt bother me as long as its PROFESSIONAL and the dude is not after me. dont know about balls touching though..that cant be good. I will have to wear one those shorts with opening from the front so I can let my snaake out(FREEDOM !! lol)

it all depends. majority of the guys wouldnt care about 3 some with another dude involved. of coure the girl has to be hot. I am not gonna bother if I am not attracted to her.

Umm.... no matter how hot she is, I'm not putting my wang in her and feeling the other dude's cock rubbing mine from the other side. Period. And where did you get that "majority" from? Seriously :confused:

Adam Warlock
04-12-2007, 03:38 PM
tag teaming another chick wouldnt bother me as long as its PROFESSIONAL and the dude is not after me. dont know about balls touching though..that cant be good. I will have to wear one those shorts with opening from the front so I can let my snaake out(FREEDOM !! lol)

it all depends. majority of the guys wouldnt care about 3 some with another dude involved. of coure the girl has to be hot. I am not gonna bother if I am not attracted to her.

Lets see you taste your own jizz, you offer to let another guy blow you, and now this. Just admit it and be done with it.

The thing about MFM is, is does nothing for you as a man other than make a whore out of the woman. That's it. You gain nothing beneficial that you wouldn't have gotten in 1 on 1. Due to her attention being split you may gain even less. FFM is different, but that's not what we're talking about. So basically, what you're saying is you'd sell out your sexuality just to make a woman feel like a whore. Think about that for a while.

SNAAAAKE
04-12-2007, 03:44 PM
tag teaming another chick is not selling out your sexuality. wouldnt bother me. and making a whore out of woman is the best part. I am not saying I PREFER fucking girls with another dude involved but lets say if the girl is really hot and my only option is mmf then yeah I'd go for it..whatever. NO HOMO

PS: your "tag team a girl = gay" theory is retarded.

, you offer to let another guy blow you, .

are you fucking kidding me sir ?? how do you not see I was being sarsactic ? he was asking what the thread was about..I had to tell him something.

Kuenai
04-12-2007, 05:06 PM
Still never answered my question, homosnake.

Azagtoth
04-12-2007, 05:49 PM
Fuck MFM. It's all about MMMMMMMMMF.

I'd hit it.

Edit: All fatties.

The Green Trench Coat
04-12-2007, 08:26 PM
rugby bear finished


whatev.. i did the best i could i have better ideas for the other 3 i have to do.
since you guys helped i figure if you wanna see the finished product here it is
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=30iyi6o

The Green Trench Coat
04-13-2007, 10:44 AM
Lets see you taste your own jizz, you offer to let another guy blow you, and now this. Just admit it and be done with it.

The thing about MFM is, is does nothing for you as a man other than make a whore out of the woman. That's it. You gain nothing beneficial that you wouldn't have gotten in 1 on 1. Due to her attention being split you may gain even less. FFM is different, but that's not what we're talking about. So basically, what you're saying is you'd sell out your sexuality just to make a woman feel like a whore. Think about that for a while.

so mfm double team is out.. but mfm tag teaming?

what if it's mfm and end to end.. like your in her box the other guy is in her mouth.

Warlock i see what your saying but the situation is that obviously the woman consented.. and lets say insisted on mfm and she's hot enough for you to do it .. lets say it's Vida G. or Shakira.. or jessica beil .. or vivica fox.



Fuck MFM. It's all about MMMMMMMMMF.

I'd hit it.

Edit: All fatties.


Sounds hot.. could get messy. Anytime you get into orgy territory you kinda split off to groups of 2-4 anyway. and then you kinda alternate. the only time i've seen it be a real group thing is when your all finishing up.. everyone kinda wants a part of that.

Mechanica
04-13-2007, 10:53 AM
IS it true that it's not gay if your balls don't touch?

Doesn't seem plausible. I've done a lot of shit that involved no ball touching, and have no idea how it couldn't be classified as gay.

BeaTs*
04-13-2007, 11:43 AM
Sounds hot.. could get messy. Anytime you get into orgy territory you kinda split off to groups of 2-4 anyway. and then you kinda alternate. the only time i've seen it be a real group thing is when your all finishing up.. everyone kinda wants a part of that.
gangbangs are better...lol i guess I can be a bit greedy at times :lovin:

The Green Trench Coat
04-13-2007, 12:03 PM
gangbangs are better...lol i guess I can be a bit greedy at times :lovin:

are you on the recieving in of the gangbangs when your greedy? or do you just take to long to pass that ass.

I don't know if i could do that.. I kinda have this thing about control, and the only way i could see that happening to me is if i was like held down or something. which in someways sounds hot but in actuality would freak me out bigtime.

BeaTs*
04-13-2007, 12:22 PM
are you on the recieving in of the gangbangs when your greedy? or do you just take to long to pass that ass.

I don't know if i could do that.. I kinda have this thing about control, and the only way i could see that happening to me is if i was like held down or something. which in someways sounds hot but in actuality would freak me out bigtime.haha I would be on the receiving end.

ooh being tied down, hand-cuffed, blindfolded, and gagged while being gangbanged...too hot

edit: but would be harder if not impossible to pleasure all the men...hmmm

The Green Trench Coat
04-13-2007, 12:30 PM
haha I would be on the receiving end.

ooh being tied down, hand-cuffed, blindfolded, and gagged while being gangbanged...too hot

edit: but would be harder if not impossible to pleasure all the men...hmmm

i think at that point it's up to the guys to pleasure themselves in you.

BeaTs*
04-13-2007, 12:32 PM
exactly! I'd have to take the gag out so they can stick a couple more in there....take off the handcuffs so I can handjob a couple more....and take the blindfold off so I can stick a couple more in my eye-sockets

so, THAT'S what this thread is about....I see

Azagtoth
04-13-2007, 02:42 PM
so, THAT'S what this thread is about....I see

It's all about sharing.

The Green Trench Coat
04-13-2007, 05:53 PM
It's all about sharing.

sharing is caring

Mechanica
04-14-2007, 01:16 PM
Welp, the second person I told wasn't exactly planned. Hahaha, someone asked me on aim, "You got a gf and you didn't tell me???" and said that she had to meet 'em and see if they were good enough for me.

Me: " :confused: Uhh... no.... well..."

...and the only thing that changed in her reaction was, "omg now I reaaallllyyyyy have to meet 'em!"

Hahahah. :shake: Damnit. I get too many of the "I wanna meet him!" reactions. I'm too lazy to tell them more about why I'd rather not. It's just too many people I have to individually tell something so awkward for me to tell people.

The Green Trench Coat
04-15-2007, 07:23 PM
finally had a moment to hit the movies this weekend .. Grindhouse is freakin awesome.

LightningStorm
04-15-2007, 09:28 PM
So my lesbian friend came over today, and she insisted we watch the "I Love New York" marathon. So, now i know what you were talking about GTC. Of the eps I saw (like the last 5 of the season) the hot ones were Chance and 12 Pack.

Kuenai
04-15-2007, 10:24 PM
exactly! I'd have to take the gag out so they can stick a couple more in there....take off the handcuffs so I can handjob a couple more....and take the blindfold off so I can stick a couple more in my eye-sockets

so, THAT'S what this thread is about....I see

NOW I'm scarred :sad: :sad: :sad:

Azagtoth
04-16-2007, 12:27 AM
NOW I'm scarred :sad: :sad: :sad:

Do we really need to have a disclaimer for this thread? :angel:

*InVeRs3*
04-16-2007, 01:23 AM
Is Mr.Clean gay?

The Green Trench Coat
04-16-2007, 09:48 AM
So my lesbian friend came over today, and she insisted we watch the "I Love New York" marathon. So, now i know what you were talking about GTC. Of the eps I saw (like the last 5 of the season) the hot ones were Chance and 12 Pack.

See what i mean.. you can be very Sister Patterson sometimes. but she's so entertaining.

Did you watch the reunion.. wow.. getting dumped on national tv 3 times in a row must suck ass. I bet she wishes she was a little nicer to people now. but maybe not.. this only means they are going to do Ilove new york 2 now.

charm school is extremely entertaining. Saphyri, Boots, and bucky are my favorites.. i love boots attitude and i love that saphyri can flip a switch and turn gangsta like nothing.

Is Mr.Clean gay?

Of course he's gay.. you've seen the mr. clean bottle right..

YOU KNOW what that looks like.

plus when you polish something off then his face shows up and gives you a thumbs up. YOU KNOW what that's all about. MR clean wants to get his ass waxed.

Azagtoth
04-16-2007, 10:22 AM
Is Mr.Clean gay?

He's a power bottom.

Kuenai
04-16-2007, 10:36 AM
Do we really need to have a disclaimer for this thread? :angel:

I was joking. But those (like me) who have SRK set to "Linear- Newest [posts] first" won't get the warning :rofl:

LightningStorm
04-16-2007, 02:41 PM
See what i mean.. you can be very Sister Patterson sometimes. but she's so entertaining.

I don't, however, know what this line means though. :confused: Nor who Sister Patterson even is. If she's direct, then ok sure.

The Green Trench Coat
04-16-2007, 03:21 PM
I don't, however, know what this line means though. :confused: Nor who Sister Patterson even is. If she's direct, then ok sure.


New York's mother = sister patterson

Very direct .. sometimes intentionally scathing. But honest in what she says, she doesn't mince words.

The Green Trench Coat
04-18-2007, 04:45 AM
you think you guys would get married. I mean i know most of you guys are single but has it crossed your mind. the thought of you getting hitched what the weding would be like.

Were thinking about it we want to do it.. but the actual ceremony it just seems a little awkward it's the kind of thing that you'd think you want family at but not ALL the family. i mean everyone knows not everyone approves.. and even the ones that do approve might be a little put off by it. Not that they matter at all cause we're gonna do what we wanna do no matter what .. it's just something to consider

Azagtoth
04-18-2007, 11:40 AM
I don't really believe in marriage for a lot of reasons I wont get into, but my bf is the romantic type and I'm sure he'd would want to have a ceremony at some point. If we ever did, it would be small, cheap and relatively exclusive (mostly friends, next to no family from either side).

The Green Trench Coat
04-18-2007, 12:08 PM
I don't really believe in marriage for a lot of reasons I wont get into, but my bf is the romantic type and I'm sure he'd would want to have a ceremony at some point. If we ever did, it would be small, cheap and relatively exclusive (mostly friends, next to no family from either side).

i'm thinking ultimately that's what the ceremony would be. Why don't you belive in marrige.. is it from the ideology of it or you don't belive in the rights endowed when you get married.

i'd say with us it would be 20% ideology and 80% rights.

Azagtoth
04-18-2007, 02:03 PM
i'm thinking ultimately that's what the ceremony would be. Why don't you belive in marrige.. is it from the ideology of it or you don't belive in the rights endowed when you get married.

i'd say with us it would be 20% ideology and 80% rights.

Well, to simplify it, since I'm not a religious person, I don't see the point to it (regarding the ideology). I think honest to goodness marriages and unions begin and end in the minds of the couple, and that kind of love doesn't need to be justified or confirmed by or for anyone outside of the couple.

As for the rights, I could understand why it's necessary.

Mechanica
04-18-2007, 03:24 PM
It isn't legal in my state, but I'm not really interested in getting married, so whatever. I also don't see much of a point to it either. There's the financial benefits in some senses and little things like that, but it's not like I can marry a guy here anyway, so I just don't worry about it.

The Green Trench Coat
04-18-2007, 05:19 PM
Well, to simplify it, since I'm not a religious person, I don't see the point to it (regarding the ideology). I think honest to goodness marriages and unions begin and end in the minds of the couple, and that kind of love doesn't need to be justified or confirmed by or for anyone outside of the couple.

As for the rights, I could understand why it's necessary.

oh whoa whoa whoa... we wouldn't get married in a church or anything. any vows we take are to eachother and that's that. I think if it were gonna go down we'd rent a small reception hall and have everything in one spot.

Yeah thats always been one of the weirdest things about the gay marrige debate. people act like you HAVE to get married in a church and so god this and god that..

I'm like Uh.. no. You can get married on the street as long as there is someone with a marriage liscense to marry you. and there are 2 witnesses.

I know a straight couple that got married on the ferris wheel at coney island. when they got off they asked the 2 people operating the ride to sign as there witnesses .. done deal.

koopatroopa
04-18-2007, 05:35 PM
It isn't legal in my state, but I'm not really interested in getting married, so whatever. I also don't see much of a point to it either. There's the financial benefits in some senses and little things like that, but it's not like I can marry a guy here anyway, so I just don't worry about it.

You should take a tax accounting class or study life insurance.
It would honestly show you the huge benefits that could be gained from marriage.

Azagtoth
04-18-2007, 05:39 PM
Coney Island... I havent't been there since before I could even remember. God I miss the NYC. :(

Yeah. Basically, if it wasn't for the legal rights and benefits, then I would deem it completely pointless.

The Green Trench Coat
04-18-2007, 05:49 PM
Coney Island... I havent't been there since before I could even remember. God I miss the NYC. :(

Yeah. Basically, if it wasn't for the legal rights and benefits, then I would deem it completely pointless.

every summer i go to coney.. sometimes i just sit on the peir and draw.
if you ever make it up here it would be really cool. Plus there are videogames everywhere

Azagtoth
04-18-2007, 06:01 PM
every summer i go to coney.. sometimes i just sit on the peir and draw.
if you ever make it up here it would be really cool. Plus there are videogames everywhere

I guarantee you I will make it up there at some point, be it with family or (preferably) without.

Would be especially cool now because I didn't really have like any friends up there before I met you. :wgrin:

Mechanica
04-18-2007, 07:00 PM
You should take a tax accounting class or study life insurance.
It would honestly show you the huge benefits that could be gained from marriage.

I know, I know. I get this lecture every time I mention anything about marriage being pointless. I understand there are huge benefits to be gained but I already said - I'm a *** and I can't marry a guy because the law does not allow it. There's nothing I can do about that, so I'd rather not find out what I'm missing out on, to be honest.

Zulu
04-18-2007, 07:06 PM
New York's mother = sister patterson

Very direct .. sometimes intentionally scathing. But honest in what she says, she doesn't mince words.

I'm watching the I Love NY reunion and Sister Patterson looks like a druid. I think she travels to Stonehendge and chants.

Speaking of the reunion, did you see Wood? He looked like Craig Marduk.

Romance looked pretty..well..pretty. But NY made me cry when she said that Romance looked like Curela DeVill.

Mechanica
04-19-2007, 12:59 AM
I made a topic similar to iwst's original topic on another board, and I got an e-mail from another 18 year old who's into older guys but isn't comfortable enough with it to talk about it openly yet... Basically he's me like two months ago when I sent a PM to GTC. :lol: Now I see it from this side and realize how endearing and cute it is. :smile:

The Green Trench Coat
04-19-2007, 03:55 AM
I made a topic similar to iwst's original topic on another board, and I got an e-mail from another 18 year old who's into older guys but isn't comfortable enough with it to talk about it openly yet... Basically he's me like two months ago when I sent a PM to GTC. :lol: Now I see it from this side and realize how endearing and cute it is. :smile:


hehe everything comes full circle. There are alot of people that just need someone to talk to about there feelings.. even if they arent ready to come out yet. I'm glad that alot of people confide in me. That happens everywhere though, I don't mind at all.

The Green Trench Coat
04-19-2007, 05:24 PM
I don't know.. really this seems kinda stupid.

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1557034&vid=143098

they are calling for changes in the game.. kinda retarded.. just be who you are and kick some ass.

Mechanica
04-19-2007, 05:57 PM
Changes in what game? Whaddya mean? I'd say it's pretty damn easy to be a 'gaymer'... I just earn their respect at the game before I tell them (or better yet, not tell them at all because it doesn't matter/isn't relevant). I guess it's a problem for the more flaming type who can't hide it, but is it that hard to not talk like a *** on Xbox Live? Hahaha. I mean shit, if someone can tell you're gay over XBL, you should already know that you're going to get made fun of, and you should be ready for that. :lol:

The Green Trench Coat
04-20-2007, 05:36 AM
Changes in what game? Whaddya mean? I'd say it's pretty damn easy to be a 'gaymer'... I just earn their respect at the game before I tell them (or better yet, not tell them at all because it doesn't matter/isn't relevant). I guess it's a problem for the more flaming type who can't hide it, but is it that hard to not talk like a *** on Xbox Live? Hahaha. I mean shit, if someone can tell you're gay over XBL, you should already know that you're going to get made fun of, and you should be ready for that. :lol:

yeah I guess i'm not sure what makes this newsworthy.. well ... it is mtv news. I play Lost Planet on XBL religiously people say stuff but always about the actual game play .. "Oh that *** just shot me!" stuff like that. Not terribly offensive.

Azagtoth
04-20-2007, 08:49 AM
...Why did I watch that? :(

EDIT: No fucking eye candy at all.

EDIT 2: Actually, one of them was okay.

LightningStorm
04-20-2007, 08:51 AM
Everybody on XBL is gay! Those kids have a damned cock fetish. Playing Halo 2 all people talk about is "dick this" "cock that" "*** this" "homo that." I swear, WTF is wrong with people?! Now, I realize it's more a lack of maturity there, but Jesus, over XBL racist comments take 2nd to the queer comments (by FAR).

The Green Trench Coat
04-20-2007, 08:01 PM
...Why did I watch that? :(

EDIT: No fucking eye candy at all.

EDIT 2: Actually, one of them was okay.

yeah i think i know which one was alright.. but as soon as he opened his mouth a purse fell out.


no thanks.

The Green Trench Coat
04-22-2007, 06:52 AM
any of you guys play lost planet?

Azagtoth
04-22-2007, 12:13 PM
yeah i think i know which one was alright.. but as soon as he opened his mouth a purse fell out.

no thanks.

I had the same problem. Nothing a little duct tape couldn't fix. =P

any of you guys play lost planet?

I would if I had the game and still had a Gold subscription. I hear it's dope online.

The Green Trench Coat
04-22-2007, 03:07 PM
I had the same problem. Nothing a little duct tape couldn't fix. =P



I would if I had the game and still had a Gold subscription. I hear it's dope online.

azag.. chubbybears.com your welcome

The_Beast
04-22-2007, 10:48 PM
Heh...so an odd question for you all.

When you get fucked in the ass, do you have bad gas and perhaps the shits afterwards?

I ask because when I have fucked women in the ass, sometimes afterwards when they run off to the bathroom, I hear flatulence that I don't normally hear after plain vanilla sex.

Mechanica
04-22-2007, 11:01 PM
Um... nope... but I shower right after and clean up and everything... I don't like run to the toilet and have the runs or anything. :rofl:

Everybody on XBL is gay!

Truth.

Azagtoth
04-23-2007, 01:15 AM
azag.. chubbybears.com your welcome

Thanks, I'm well aware of it. <3

Edit: I also don't have a UGAS pass.

The Green Trench Coat
04-23-2007, 04:40 AM
Thanks, I'm well aware of it. <3

Edit: I also don't have a UGAS pass.

I had dinner with the couple that runs that site. And also doing some logo work for them. I'll see if they can get me access for you.

Heh...so an odd question for you all.

When you get fucked in the ass, do you have bad gas and perhaps the shits afterwards?

I ask because when I have fucked women in the ass, sometimes afterwards when they run off to the bathroom, I hear flatulence that I don't normally hear after plain vanilla sex.

I suppose it could happen. but usually you prepare for anal activity before and after.. Usually you shower and shit before anything. and afterwards you shower and cleanup down there. If you don't .. your nasty.

Azagtoth
04-23-2007, 10:39 AM
I had dinner with the couple that runs that site. And also doing some logo work for them. I'll see if they can get me access for you.

GTC for President. :lovin:

I suppose it could happen. but usually you prepare for anal activity before and after.. Usually you shower and shit before anything. and afterwards you shower and cleanup down there. If you don't .. your nasty.

QFT.

The_Beast
04-23-2007, 02:44 PM
I suppose it could happen. but usually you prepare for anal activity before and after..

I don't think most women go out thinking, "Hey, tonight I am gonna let some guy play the entire course." Usually I just tell them that that is what is going to happen when we are getting started....

Shotokan Symphony
04-23-2007, 02:48 PM
Yeah, no, that's gross, damaging, and unhealthy.

Mechanica
04-23-2007, 02:50 PM
You're gross damaging and unhealthy.

:0

The_Beast
04-23-2007, 02:55 PM
You're gross damaging and unhealthy.

:0

How am I fitting that description?

Shotokan Symphony
04-23-2007, 02:56 PM
Bla, you know what I mean. I usually don't partake in first time anal on a first date unless I KNOW a girl had a nice clean shit and a bath. And that's only happened once.

Sigh... so long ago.

Jimmy: He was talking to me.

The_Beast
04-23-2007, 03:44 PM
Ah, I gotcha...

Mechanica
04-24-2007, 06:52 PM
I usually don't partake in first time anal on a first date unless I KNOW...

Wait, there are girls who do?

The Green Trench Coat
04-25-2007, 05:40 AM
Hey If a girl only does anal is she still considerd a virgin?

I think she's not.. but some of my other friends think yes

Mechanica
04-25-2007, 05:48 PM
I would say no... anal sex is still sex. Just having your hymen still intact doesn't mean you're a virgin, I... guess. :rofl:

Women are so fucking difficult. I've said it before, but once again, I'm glad to be dating a guy. :lol: I only have one or two female friends that can handle me having other plans when they want me to do something. The other ones freak out as if the world revolves around them, and as if everything I'm doing has a hidden motive/I'm not their friend any more. Yeesh.

The_Beast
04-25-2007, 06:10 PM
Wait, there are girls who do?

Yes, yes there are....

Hey If a girl only does anal is she still considerd a virgin?

I think she's not.. but some of my other friends think yes

This falls under the technical vigin category. Technically yes, but not really, just a skeezy slut looking to be able to claim moral high ground while still having fun.

DrumlinerJoe
04-25-2007, 06:14 PM
Ugh, the technical virgin bs. I guess it works better if you've only sucked dick, but come the fuck on. If you done up the ass before vaginal you're just a ho in training.

Mechanica
04-25-2007, 06:30 PM
Yes, yes there are....

I'd honestly just be frightened if I met a girl who wanted me to fuck her in the ass on the first date. I would run like the wind... Maybe hit it and then run. :wonder:

The_Beast
04-25-2007, 07:08 PM
It's not like you form a relationship with the slut.

Mechanica
04-25-2007, 07:33 PM
Yeah, I guess. I'm just used to the idea that dating means you're interested romantically. Gay guys randomly hook up for sex infinitely more often than hetero couples get to, though... so I guess for random sex straight guys just have to pretend to be interested, and go through the dating motions and such. Hahah. As if I didn't know that...

Mechanica
04-30-2007, 08:43 AM
So I told my two closest friends... Hahah, the female one was relieved because she said she'd been worried that I was out doing hard drugs with crackies or something (I explained that where I've been disappearing to is actually my boyfriend's, instead of being avoidant/awkward with the questions). :rofl:

Anything new with you guys?

The Green Trench Coat
04-30-2007, 08:51 AM
So I told my two closest friends... Hahah, the female one was relieved because she said she'd been worried that I was out doing hard drugs with crackies or something (I explained that where I've been disappearing to is actually my boyfriend's, instead of being avoidant/awkward with the questions). :rofl:

Anything new with you guys?

so much progress ..
The ghey is strong in you, young one.



Hey my posts got erased.. probably with the system restore.

my Mom and aunts are finally more accepting .. my aunts even talk about guys with me now. which is a little wierd but .. I'll take it. It's kind of weird to talk to them when i havent in about 10 years really. It's like I know a different person would ask like "what the fuck was you guys problem for 9 years" but another part of me doesn't even care.

I find that at this point in my life I'm to busy to hold a grudge. Even when it's merited It's like well .. I'm not gonna fight this person physically cause i'm not going to jail... and if i'm not gonna get immediate gratification then I'll just carry on without this person in my life. Maybe it's a good thing.

....Mostly (<-- south park refference)

Mechanica
04-30-2007, 10:20 AM
so much progress ..
The ghey is strong in you, young one.
:china:


Hey my posts got erased.. probably with the system restore.

my Mom and aunts are finally more accepting .. my aunts even talk about guys with me now. which is a little wierd but .. I'll take it. It's kind of weird to talk to them when i havent in about 10 years really. It's like I know a different person would ask like "what the fuck was you guys problem for 9 years" but another part of me doesn't even care.

I find that at this point in my life I'm to busy to hold a grudge. Even when it's merited It's like well .. I'm not gonna fight this person physically cause i'm not going to jail... and if i'm not gonna get immediate gratification then I'll just carry on without this person in my life. Maybe it's a good thing.

....Mostly (<-- south park refference)

That's cool, I guess, that they're more accepting now... I personally wouldn't accept someone back into my life so easily, yet I can also see it from the other side since it's your mom and her sisters and if they've stopped being absolute retards then it's in some way forgivable... Plus you seem like more of a forgiving kind-hearted person than I am. :razz:

Hahah, another thing my friend said that made me laugh was "Hey! Now we know what gender strippers to get you!" :lol: :looney: :lol:

Now that I think about it, I remember them trying to be like "omg can we please all go to a strip club when you turn 18?" when I was 17 and I was always like "ehhh..." and they're like "c'monnnn" and we wouldn't get anywhere with it. Feels nice not having to lie to 'em anymore. I kinda just find strippers distasteful though, but I'm sure that's because none of them really fit my groove/are attractive to me.

Ferdinandz
04-30-2007, 10:56 AM
Why are homosexuals so gay?

JackTenrac!
04-30-2007, 11:55 AM
So when you guys/girls get married, who does the major responses goto or...who really wears the pants of justice?

...that went well.

The Green Trench Coat
04-30-2007, 12:09 PM
So when you guys/girls get married, who does the major responses goto or...who really wears the pants of justice?

...that went well.

major responses? explain.

F.A.C.E.
04-30-2007, 12:13 PM
Are any of you queens going to the various PRIDES across the us this summer?


I could stand to meet a few of you.

The Green Trench Coat
04-30-2007, 12:28 PM
Are any of you queens going to the various PRIDES across the us this summer?


I could stand to meet a few of you.

I'll probably be around for NYC Pride. maybe a chicago or montreal. For the most part though i don't like pride. Mainly because they only really celebrate the most flamboyant of our culture.


..



but the parties are off the chain. Drink specials everywhere music blastin.. good times.

F.A.C.E.
04-30-2007, 12:33 PM
Well I've never been to a pride before. I'm starting to get more into gay culture, even though I feel not as gay as the gay people I'm around.

I think it's between ATL and NY pride.

No offense. . but white gay people arent really my cup of tea.

The Green Trench Coat
04-30-2007, 12:55 PM
Well I've never been to a pride before. I'm starting to get more into gay culture, even though I feel not as gay as the gay people I'm around.

I think it's between ATL and NY pride.

No offense. . but white gay people arent really my cup of tea.

<-- white and gay..... and tea.

F.A.C.E.
04-30-2007, 01:10 PM
OW!

Are you really some teas? Or you just think you some? That would be the shade.


You look like the white trade? That would be ova for you. [/gay lingo]


<----mixed and bisexual

Mechanica
04-30-2007, 02:55 PM
I think I read in the newspaper that the seattle gay pride parade owes the city too much money so it's not gonna happen this year, or something. I had no plans to go, but that sucks, actually.

So when you guys/girls get married, who does the major responses goto or...who really wears the pants of justice?

...that went well.
Neither party wears the pants (or both, but being pantsless is more fun). What do you mean by that, though, about the major responses? Correct me if I'm wrong but in any marriage, both parties have to go through the "do you take blah blah to be your blah blah blah blah blah/I do" thing. The only exclusive thing that comes to mind is telling the groom that he can kiss the bride... which in this case, he could tell either groom, I guess. Doesn't really matter. Anyway, what other major responses are there?

Azagtoth
04-30-2007, 03:46 PM
Why are homosexuals so gay?

Because you touch yourself at night.

So when you guys/girls get married, who does the major responses goto or...who really wears the pants of justice?

...that went well.

-Insert diatribe about how there aren't any real solid male/female roles in gay relationships here-

...Also seconding the "what do you mean by major responses" thingy.

DaemoN_
04-30-2007, 04:57 PM
Yo do gay guys wear their watches on their left or right wrist?, had this debate with a friend today.

Azagtoth
04-30-2007, 05:23 PM
Yo do gay guys wear their watches on their left or right wrist?, had this debate with a friend today.

That's kind of an archaic convention, IIRC (wearing earrings, watches, rings on a certain side to say you're gay, etc). No one really does that shit anymore unless they were around when everyone did.

The Green Trench Coat
04-30-2007, 05:31 PM
Yo do gay guys wear their watches on their left or right wrist?, had this debate with a friend today.

I dont' wear watches.

Mechanica
04-30-2007, 05:35 PM
Yo do gay guys wear their watches on their left or right wrist?, had this debate with a friend today.

I don't wear a watch either, but I think my boyfriend wears his on the right. If I wore a watch, it'd be on the right, but that's because I wear bracelets on my left. When I was little and wore a watch, I wore it on the right simply because I was right-handed.

You understand that is a ridiculous question though, right? I'm just answering it to humor you. You seem like you might actually believe that gay guys wear their watches on one side universally. :rofl:

Anyway, let's just turn this into a "what do you have/wear on what side, if anything" thing. It'll be less retarded that way. Any of you guys have just your right ear pierced? :arazz:

Left: two bracelets, lip piercing
right: a ring

The_Beast
04-30-2007, 06:31 PM
Better yet, men want women shorter than them usually and women want men taller normally.

How do you all prefer it?

DrumlinerJoe
04-30-2007, 07:57 PM
Well I'm 5'7" so I don't too much of a choice in the matter. But then again there are so many Mexicans in San Antonio that it's not uncommon that I run into guys shorter than me.

Honestly though it doesn't really matter.

Mechanica
04-30-2007, 09:12 PM
Better yet, men want women shorter than them usually and women want men taller normally.

How do you all prefer it?

No real preference. I'd have probably said before that if I had a choice, taller, but my boyfriend is like two inches shorter than me and I don't mind at all. Too much shorter than me, I must admit, would be weird. I'm like 5'10" at most, though, so it's never been a problem.

EDIT: Actually the more I think about it, the more I realize I really don't care. Even if I had a choice.

DrumlinerJoe
04-30-2007, 10:25 PM
Ugh, it was Fiesta week in San Antonio. I worked Monday through Friday and made some mad money, but I'm over faggots for a while. There's only so much I can take lol.

Kuenai
04-30-2007, 11:47 PM
I'm like 5'10" at most, though, so it's never been a problem.


5'10"? :rofl: I think you're close, but not quite there. I'm 5'10 1/2", and you were a bit shorter than me as far as I remember (hope to see you at Zach's on the 4th, too)

Mechanica
05-01-2007, 12:32 AM
5'10"? :rofl: I think you're close, but not quite there. I'm 5'10 1/2", and you were a bit shorter than me as far as I remember (hope to see you at Zach's on the 4th, too)

That's why I said at the most. :lol: Other people mess up their heights and it rubs off on me because I'm like "well wait if they're 5'8" and I'm taller than them... I haven't actually measured myself in a while..." I remember actually measuring at 5'9" at some point. :razz: (hope to be there~)

The Green Trench Coat
05-01-2007, 05:47 AM
Better yet, men want women shorter than them usually and women want men taller normally.

How do you all prefer it?

depends..

My bf is taller than me by 3 inches or so.. I'm 5'8 he's 5'11

I prefer to be the shorter one If i'm younger.. if I'm older i prefer to be the taller..
kinda weird right?