Not another Gay thread... version 2.0.5

[DrumlinerJoe]

Yeah, pressing the issue always nets you losers. Blah.

And I'm bored, chat with me on MSN y'all.

joeyjo19@hotmail.com

[The Grey Area]

Get on AIM and I can chat with ya.

[Mechanica]

Yeah, stop livin' in the past man. Get some AIMz.

[DrumlinerJoe]

grrr...

I can't download any other chat program at work. Blah.

[Mechanica]

Oh wow, I still have MSN installed on my computer. I haven't used it since early high school but hey, my shit still works. I'll add ya.

[iwst99]

I don't have AIM, I go to AIM.com and use the online version. It's fucking awesome, and it's almost the same as the regular version.

[severin]

Meebo > all for web based IM

[DaDesiCanadian]

MSN > *

Probably because everyone I know uses it. I only keep AIM around to talk to people in America..

[severin]

Meebo does MSN, Yahoo, AIM, Jabber, with as many accounts as you want for each. All free, all web-based. Lovely stuff.

Also, to keep it nice and gay, here's my boyfriend's modeling portfolioish thing
(http://another-recreance.deviantart.com)

[DaDesiCanadian]

Meebo does MSN, Yahoo, AIM, Jabber, with as many accounts as you want for each. All free, all web-based. Lovely stuff.

Sounds like Trillian. Never liked any of those programs, because they usually came with so much clutter I never use, and the actual interfaces are gimped to accommodate multiple messaging systems. Plus I wouldn't be able to see msn specific stuff, like emoticons or winks..

[ramberk]

If you're a Mac user, Adium is a pretty sweet multi-IM client. It doesn't have video or audio support (yet) so you can't get your freak on that way but it has other great features like auto saving all your chats so that if someone ever claims they never said your ass looks fat, you can easily look it up and call them out. :)

Obligatory gay reference: So what do people think of Madge's new single?

[iwst99]

Meh, I didn't care for the beats too much, which is a big thing for me. I'm hoping the album is tight though.

[ramberk]

I thought the beats were decent enough, not very unique but also not run-of-the-mill. The lyrics and vocal composition is a bit cheesy but pop is cheese anyway. It's danceable. I wonder what the video will look like.

[goukipoo]

Pidgin is the best IM program, and Meebo is the best web-based IM service. Those 2 are all ya need.

[Azagtoth]

Pidgin is the best IM program, and Meebo is the best web-based IM service. Those 2 are all ya need.

This man knows whats good.

[iwst99]

Ok so...I went bowling today, and Doug didn't go see me, since he is still a bit sick. I was txt messaging with him though. A guy from the league who I don't really know, but kinda gave me "the look" before asked me if one of the guys that were there last week (Doug and friends of ours from another bowling league) was my boyfriend. I just said ummm, I'm kinda seeing Doug. he just said oh....then said, well he's a pretty good bowler, do you guys go out and bowl together. I was trying hard not to laugh, since I can't imagine all we would do when we're together is go bowling all the time, like that's all we have in common. I just said....ummm no, we don't go out bowling together.

I txt'd Doug and told him someone asked me if he was my BF. He just txt'd back, "what did you say?? :-)" I told him I said I was seeing him and that I hoped that was ok...he said, well, you could have said I was your BF....I told him I didn't want to start titles without talking about it first...and he said he wanted to ask me the other day before he got sick.

Anyways, long story short, I guess I have a BF now again. I know it hasn't been that long since A) I broke up with my BF, although I kinda didn't feel like I used to about him for the last year or so, and B) since we met (about a month and a half). But it's just been so crazy nice with him, and he's just been a terrific guy since I met him , and love being around him....anyways, yeah that's the deal.

Also, another reason I was f-ing around before was because I wasn't really happy physically with my ex...y'all know I'm into chubs or bears, and he was the completely opposite at 5'5 160lbs...not that it's all I wanted, but we also never did anything other than BJs and HJs.......for the last 4 years. I really like doing OTHER things, and this just wasn't making me happy. Anyways, I don't see a reason why I would want to f- other guys right now, as I am more than happy in that department and maybe my slut days are truly over. I seriously haven't ooggled other guys since I met him, and he seriously makes me melt whenever we talk/txt/or are together.

So...here's to hasty choices. w00t. :woot:

[DaDesiCanadian]

Is this like a gay bowling alley or something?

[The Green Trench Coat]

Is this like a gay bowling alley or something?

hehe.. I lol'd thinking about the logo for such a gay bowling alley.

[iwst99]

Is this like a gay bowling alley or something?

No, I'm in gay bowling leagues. They're always more packed than regular leagues. And Monday night you need a high average to get in, so even though it's also a gay bowling league, there's a bunch of straight people in it, cause of the competition....which makes it confusing knowing who's gay or not. :-/ And I go to 2 different alleys.

[Æther]

hehe.. I lol'd thinking about the logo for such a gay bowling alley.

I'm going to hell, aren't I? :sad:

[DaDesiCanadian]

hehe.. I lol'd thinking about the logo for such a gay bowling alley.

You could call it "The Fruit Bowl"!

[DrumlinerJoe]

I'm using that AIM Express Iwsst was talking bout. Hit me up on there y'all. DrumlinerJoe on the AIM.

[DrumlinerJoe]

Obligatory gay reference: So what do people think of Madge's new single?

Great beat, but bland in all other respects.

My thing about Madonna since her Ray Of Light album is that the production has been great (American Life notwithstanding) but really there's nothing unique about the vocals or writing. It could have been any random girl's voice and the result would have been the same.

With this latest single, it just smacks of desperation to appeal to the younger generation. Timberlake? Check. TimbaLAND? Check. Hip Hop? Check. Drumline Beats? Check. I had also heard that the song is supposed to represent the urgency in which we need to save the planet (which the lyrics fail to represent) so going "green"? Check.

All in all the song just comes off as a hot beat with a random woman's voice dropped in. Don't get me wrong I love the beat, but it would have been a lot better with some personality in it rather than a coldly calculated attempt at appealing to as broad an audience as possible.

Sounds great in the club though.

[iwst99]

Great beat, but bland in all other respects.

My thing about Madonna since her Ray Of Light album is that the production has been great (American Life notwithstanding) but really there's nothing unique about the vocals or writing. It could have been any random girl's voice and the result would have been the same.

With this latest single, it just smacks of desperation to appeal to the younger generation. Timberlake? Check. TimbaLAND? Check. Hip Hop? Check. Drumline Beats? Check. I had also heard that the song is supposed to represent the urgency in which we need to save the planet (which the lyrics fail to represent) so going "green"? Check.

All in all the song just comes off as a hot beat with a random woman's voice dropped in. Don't get me wrong I love the beat, but it would have been a lot better with some personality in it rather than a coldly calculated attempt at appealing to as broad an audience as possible.

Sounds great in the club though.

I tried it again, I even told my co-worker who didn't know about the song. I told her it's Madonna, JT and Timbaland, she was like OMG it has to be good. She heard it and thought the same thing about the beat....bland. I liked that drumline beat when Missy did it in her last album...now it's like, meh. And you're right, it is trying to appeal to the younger generation. I'll wait for the album before I say anything though.

[ramberk]

But isn't most pop music interchangeable? I'm relatively "new" to pop music but aren't most pop acts bland and lacking distinction? For example, I think Fergie could have made herself more unique and distinct if she picked a particular music style but instead she has a whole bunch of random styles on her album. Any other pop star could have done at least half of her songs. With other artists, I can say, "that's an Alicia Keyes song" or "that's a Tupac or Rage Against the Machine song". Those artists have very distinct song styles, vocals and lyrics.

But in regards to Madonna, I always thought one of the things made her special was that she was a pop "chameleon". That's what she's always called. She can change her style and fit perfectly with it and be great at it. I agree, her new single is not earth shattering, distinct, unique or even breaking new ground. But I disagree that she sounds out of place with it. Maybe I'd like to believe she's better then other pop stars and thus I feel that way. I'm relatively new to Madonna as it is.

I do agree that she is trying to grab the younger audience with Timberlake, Timberland and Pharrell BUT I disagree that she sounds bad with them. Those three guys are pop stars themselves and Madonna still has a little bit of youth in her voice.

[Mechanica]

Alicia Keys, can I just say, is one of the most bland pop artists out there today. She's got a nice voice but holy fuck, her music is so fucking generic and bland it makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a plastic spoon.

EDIT: (Admittedly I don't listen to her outside of her singles I'll hear wherever.)

[ramberk]

Oh no he didn't!

(I like Alicia. I don't actually own any of her music but I disagree with Mech.)

[iwst99]

Oh no he didn't!

(I like Alicia. I don't actually own any of her music but I disagree with Mech.)

I think music is up to the eye of the beholder. Just like I know what I like, and I think those beats could be better, and y'all disagree. I don't care for Alicia, so I kinda agree with Mech.

[DrumlinerJoe]

While it's true that art all boils down to individual tastes, you can still make the argument for integrity, ingenuity, creativity and all that other good stuff.

Alicia Keys I can get down with because she does have raw vocal and performance talent and is now stepping it up as a writer.

As far as this particular single though, it sounds more like a serious of business decisions as opposed to an organic piece of muisc. She just gets drowned out by Timbaland too much.

[iwst99]

Like Ramberk said, it's not groundbreaking....but maybe that's what I was expecting. :(

When her last album came out, my roommate and I were all about Hung Up, and couldn't get enough of the song. The sound sounded so different, and the video was fun. I still love that song....Maybe I kept my expectations high. =\

[The Green Trench Coat]

alicia keys is music for the grown and sexy.

of course you are going to think she's bland and dull.. you don't listen to her because these are good tunes you listen to her cause she's speaking to you.

she's soulful.. that's not for everyone... especially if you cant identify with what she's trying to convey in her songs

take this song for example.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jzCNN9xHuEY


"i been burned but i called it a lesson learned."

I almost cried when i first heard this song. I been there so i got it.

Ear of the beholder sure.. but it's the difference between appreciating art at a comic convention.. and appreciating art at an art gallery.

no offense to anyone it is what it is.

[Azagtoth]

Ear of the beholder

Truer than you think.

I heard some recent Alicia Keys single at my job a while back, and the whole time I kept thinking one of two things: why is she so out of tune and why is this song so painfully elementary? I was always under the impression that she could sing/play somewhat well, but either I was wrong in that assumption or she is majorly sangbagging.

Mind you, I'm a music major/nerd, I have perfect pitch, and I absolutely loathe 80% of everything that could be or has been considered pop music, and my opinions should be taken with a grain of salt as a result, but yeah.

[iwst99]

Isn't it cool that we can all have different opinions on different things and still be so similar in so many aspects. :lovin:

[DrumlinerJoe]

Hey Az, I didn't know you were a major. So was I for a couple of years. That's why I have an automatic need to analyize muis.

[Azagtoth]

Hey Az, I didn't know you were a major. So was I for a couple of years. That's why I have an automatic need to analyize muis.

It's a curse. I can't talk about music normally anymore. My friends are all mostly convinced that I'm just a huge hater. :(

It's bad enough that my bf doesn't listen to certain things he likes around me because he knows I'll make fun of him for it. He claims to like the stuff I listen to, but sometimes I feel bad about it.

[DrumlinerJoe]

Well I notice most artists (actors, muscians, painters, writers, performers, etc) tend to have significant others in another art field because of that mentality that the art usually comes first, which is true to a certain extent know what I'm talking about.

WHat kind of music feild you study and what instrument? I was a music ed major in percussion, obviously.

[Azagtoth]

Music composition, and my principal instrument is guitar.

I might reconsider the field, but it's what I like doing so I want to at least try it at a higher level.

[Mechanica]

http://a158.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/l_c52f64e5e5a468dac7343b2424bb42a5.jpg

[The Green Trench Coat]

Truer than you think.

I heard some recent Alicia Keys single at my job a while back, and the whole time I kept thinking one of two things: why is she so out of tune and why is this song so painfully elementary? I was always under the impression that she could sing/play somewhat well, but either I was wrong in that assumption or she is majorly sangbagging.

Mind you, I'm a music major/nerd, I have perfect pitch, and I absolutely loathe 80% of everything that could be or has been considered pop music, and my opinions should be taken with a grain of salt as a result, but yeah.

2 things..


she's not beetoven


she wouldn't sell a single record if she made music as complex as you are talking about.

I mean think about that for a sec. Pop music is so similar to itself people freak when they hear a timbaland beat.. and to be honest... catchy as his music is he's just mostly throwing snares everywhere..

I don't own property on alicias nuts or anything i just like that style of music.. I like that she's off pitch slightly.. thelonious monk did that in some of his music and those are some of my favorite peices. I put alicia on the aquired tastes list much as i do with Roots, Eryka badu, jill scott and other artist like that.. real grown and sexy.. but very aquired tastes.

[Lobelia Prime]

This is the manliest thread on SRK.
Good thing I'm here to provide a feminine side to things.
So the other day, OH. MY. GOD. I saw the most adorable dress! Problem is though, it was on some girl, and I didn't want to bother her, so I just let her be.
She shouldn't have been wearing that dress though. It called WAYYYYY too much attention to the boobs that she just doesn't have.

[Æther]

You should have ripped it off of her and posted pics on SRK. You get a new dress and rep from the pervs. =D

-Things have been slow on my end here. I have a feeling Rob didn't pay his cell phone since he hasn't responded to any text messages. Guess I'll have for word on him. :<

[Lobelia Prime]

:mad:
Son of a bitch! Why didn't I think of that?!
She may have been flat as a washboard, but she was still sexy, and it would have been cool to see a girl with a chest like a loli.
Mmmmm.....loli.......

[iwst99]

*Note*

This started out a paragraph and I ended up typing like my whole night here. I don't expect anyone to read this, I just want a place to vent!!!

/*Note*


God, HR has been so much drama lately. He's obviously unhappy in his now 30 year relationship, but wants the other half to quit the relationship, not him. And it's obvious the other half wants HR to be the one quitting. HR knows he's being cheated on, and hey, he's been sleeping around too (mainly, with me), so it's not like he's an angel either. Of course he doesn't know about the personal ad I found about his other half looking for random sex on the internet....and I don't feel it's my place to divulge that information. Even if he has asked me if I found anything. :confused:


Then, ok, we call his other half the crabface, as some of you know, and he can be a real bitch sometimes, and other times he's such a sweet guy. I showed up at their place and only crabface was there, and he knew it was me so he just said come in, and he was in his tighty whities, which is the hottest things ever......I mean he went right away and put some shorts on, but that's that, at this point the last thing I want to do is pursue further. So we go bowling like we do Tuesday nights. This is just to have fun, no league or anything. Crabface always ends up trying to give HR tips, cause HR totally sucks, but again, we're just playing for fun. HR gets mad at him, and comes up to me and asks me if I want to kill myself (as a joke) or if I never want to bowl with them again cause of crabface. I just say "ummm no it's ok", and he says, "oh so now you want to marry the crabface?" Or, "Oh now you're on crabface side, and you're crabby too." Then if I say something bad about crabface he says "Oh, it's just the crabface, he's really nice, he's just like that sometimea." So I can't say anything bad about him because that means I'm not giving him a chance and I don't understand him. But if I say something good about him, I'm on crabface's side, and I'm crabby too and being a bitch. Cause yeah, crabface does do some bitchy shit sometimes that makes me leave early usually when we hang out, or not want to come over at all...but then he's like night and day.

Then the crabface comes up to me during bowling and says he just wants HR to get better, and that he doesn't want to listen and he doesn't try, etc. etc. Of course, they both tell me this when the other person is bowling, so neither of them know what the other one is saying. Then HR stands in one spot, and if crabface goes anywhere near him, he fucking walk like the other side of the alley, it's so fucking ridiculous. Then I'm actually trying to have on OK time, and HR comes up to me and says, "you don't have to bowl with us anymore." I just say "I'm having an ok time" and he says "Yeah right, I know you're having a horrible time." It's like jesus STFU. Earlier today I told him I needed to do laundry and that I wasn't going to be able to come, then I told him about my new (boy)friend and he said, "oh, what, now you can't bowl with us cause you have a new boyfriend?" So I fucking change my plans and go bowling, and get this shit thrown at me. I go because he says I don't want to bowl with them, then he says I don't have to bowl them. :confused::confused::confused: Then my friend was txt messaging me, and he would say "oh, is that your boyfriend? Telling you I love you muah muah muah *kiss noises*" in a sarcastic manner, which he had been doing all day since I told him. I just said, "yeah, well someone around here has to be happy, right?"

So, we pay for 3 games, and HR decides he only wants to play 2, and this is right when we're going to finish the second game, and we can do whatever with his 3rd. I told crabface this and he looked pissed, but just said, whatever, we'll bowl for him. The time comes for the 3rd game, and we take turns playing it. HR then says, why are you guys bowling my game. I said, well you said you didn't want to bowl it. He says, well, I could be, but you guys are bowling it. I'm just like WTFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!????

Later HR says, "You know what, next time we bowl, I don't want to bowl with the crabface, just you and me" this is when crabface is not around. Then HR goes and gets the car and it's just me and crabface waiting, and he says to me "You know what, that's the last time I bowl with HR, it's just you guys from now on." I just said "You know what? You don't want to bowl with him, he doesn't want to bowl with you. How about I just free up my Tuesday nights from now on?" He just said fine, and we got in the car and nobody said anything. We got to their place, and I just got my bowling ball and put it in my car and said bye and took off.

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[ramberk]

I'm not trying to pick on you, or be a jerk, but... it sounds like you like drama. I mean, were you surprised the two went at it like they did?

Like Ramberk said, it's not groundbreaking....but maybe that's what I was expecting. :(

When her last album came out, my roommate and I were all about Hung Up, and couldn't get enough of the song. The sound sounded so different, and the video was fun. I still love that song....Maybe I kept my expectations high. =\

I love Hung Up, but... Hung Up is not original. It heavily samples ABBA's "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"

[Azagtoth]

she's not beetoven

she wouldn't sell a single record if she made music as complex as you are talking about.

For sure, but that's not my point, really. Even a genre supposedly as braindead as pop is more than capable of some interesting and fun music when they're not copy/pasting each others songs, melodies and chord progressions verbatim.

I don't own property on alicias nuts or anything i just like that style of music.. I like that she's off pitch slightly.. thelonious monk did that in some of his music and those are some of my favorite peices. I put alicia on the aquired tastes list much as i do with Roots, Eryka badu, jill scott and other artist like that.. real grown and sexy.. but very aquired tastes.

Unless you're referring to blue notes (as they're referred to in Jazz music), that off key singing (and in some cases instrumentation) was more common in those days because there weren't many techniques available to mask off key vocals outside of overdubs/retakes and heavy vibrato usage, neither of which Jazz musicians were very privy to.

Nowadays, vocals are usually processed to hell to hide the shortcomings of the artist (voice sweeteners, etc.), and while it's almost refreshing to hear that she's honest enough to give you a track where she's not perfect (as opposed to that slut from Evanescence, who almost sounds like she can carry a tune in the studio but is the exact opposite live), the finished product, IE that single I happened to hear at work, is unfortunately extremely unpleasant to my ears (again, because of the perfect pitch). It confused me because I could have sworn that the last time I heard something from her, she was mostly in tune, but that song is just grating after a while. The arrangement is another issue entirely, but one that I can't realistically hold against her because it's apparently working for her.

And this is why I can't talk to people about music. :(

[Lobelia Prime]

I downloaded Metroid and Super Metroid on my Wii, and now I'm going apeshit. Do any of you big strong bears remember being man enough to play this shit?

[DaDesiCanadian]

snip.

You have your own bowling ball? How does one go around shopping for that kind of thing? I'm really not trying be facetious here, i'm genuinely interested. Is it custom fitted or can you just buy generic models?

[Lobelia Prime]

You have your own bowling ball? How does one go around shopping for that kind of thing? I'm really not trying be facetious here, i'm genuinely interested. Is it custom fitted or can you just buy generic models?

I can answer that.
If I recall correctly, bowling balls come in all kinds of crazy sizes/colors/materials to suit your playstyle. Bowling is the most balanced game ever.

[DaDesiCanadian]

I can answer that.
If I recall correctly, bowling balls come in all kinds of crazy sizes/colors/materials to suit your playstyle. Bowling is the most balanced game ever.

It's just I never see them at regular sell-everything sports stores. I'm guessing they're specialty items. I go bowling, but I don't think enough to warrant a purchase of a ball.

[Azagtoth]

I downloaded Metroid and Super Metroid on my Wii, and now I'm going apeshit. Do any of you big strong bears remember being man enough to play this shit?

I'm an emulation freak. I do it all the time. =P

[bear]

I just beat Super Metroid last week. On my Super Nintendo. And for some reason I own three copies of that game.

... and I own the soundtrack.

I'm a horrible person.

[The Green Trench Coat]

And this is why I can't talk to people about music. :(

I still love you. :lovin::lovin::lovin:

You have your own bowling ball? How does one go around shopping for that kind of thing?

Iwst: Good day shop keep.. May i see your balls.

*sexytime and a whole relationship later*

"You know I was actually in the market for a bowling ball that day.. "

I downloaded Metroid and Super Metroid on my Wii, and now I'm going apeshit. Do any of you big strong bears remember being man enough to play this shit?

Me mee.. I'm a big strong daddybear! Yeah I play supermetroid all the time. It's really one of the best games ever made. I've beaten it more times than i can remember though. Even learned how to do the mach ball so that i can speed through the game.

Ridley is still imo the most awesome boss ever.

Bowl-a-rama drama.

that's rough.. are both of them attracted to you? Silly question .. of course they are you got the whole bear community on lock.

Good luck with this though. Does hr's lover know that he's sleeping with you? I figure he's got to.

I just beat Super Metroid last week. On my Super Nintendo. And for some reason I own three copies of that game.

... and I own the soundtrack.

I'm a horrible person.

Bear for president of Planet Zeebes!!

[iwst99]

I'm not trying to pick on you, or be a jerk, but... it sounds like you like drama. I mean, were you surprised the two went at it like they did?



Well, considering I've known them for a year, and didn't find out they were a couple till LAST WEEK, I didn't know what to expect. Also, they have never been drama like that. Ever since HR told me that they were a couple, and his real age and all that, it's been all drama, and it's only been a week! Depending on what happens today, more than likely I'm going to tell HR that we should keep our friendship professional and work only. I've had too much shit happen the last few weeks to worry about this shit. =\


As for the bowling balls, most bowling alleys have their own pro shops inside. Go to almost any bowling alley and you should be able to find a shop. Also, you have to ask about the balls, and there should be diagrams about the inside. The core is always different, and depending on the core is how the ball rolls. Smaller cores allow it to go straighter, while cores with different shapes inside can allow it to hook either at the very end of the lane, or right when you throw the ball, every single ball is different, and you have to find one that suits your style. Also, they will measure your fingers in a mock bowling ball and ask you what feels good for you, and whether you want fingertip or knuckle....it's a lot to pic from, and no, don't buy a random bowling ball cause it looks pretty, as colors do nothing, it's the outside material you are worried about. Crystalized balls are more smooth and travel better. While the cheaper balls, usually $100 or less, are purely plastic, and can only do so much, and the cores are usually nothing, meaning, they're purely for throwing a ball straight.

[iwst99]

I still love you. :lovin::lovin::lovin:



Iwst: Good day shop keep.. May i see your balls.

*sexytime and a whole relationship later*

"You know I was actually in the market for a bowling ball that day.. "



I :lovin: you


that's rough.. are both of them attracted to you? Silly question .. of course they are you got the whole bear community on lock.

Good luck with this though. Does hr's lover know that he's sleeping with you? I figure he's got to.



Well, as I posted a while back, crabface and I had that one day where we felt each other up and were drunk and were just touching each other all night....in front of HR. The next week I got out of work early and went to their house and only crabface was there, since HR was still at work. I brought up the subject and he said that it would be too awkward for HR, and for us, and it was better just not to do anything, and I agreed. Granted, at this time I just thought they were all friends.

HR is like my best friend, and we have sex and all and he's helped me out a lot. But yeah, we always did it when crabface was at one of his USC games or our of town or something, and it was always in the spare bedroom, never did anything or said anything that even hinted at us doing it. So I don't know if he knows or not, but it doesn't matter. HR told me yesterday that crabface really likes me and likes hanging out with me, and that I'm one of the better friends they've made in like the last 7 years. So see, that's kinda what guilt tripped me into going bowling, as HR was being a jerk about me doing laundry on a tuesday(which I really had to do) and having a new BF, like if somehow that had anything to do with it). So i changed my plans and went over, and all that drama happened.

I'm really happy right now with Doug, and I haven't really been looking around to f- anyone...and I kind of have to tell HR that I don't want to do things anymore (sexually). But then again, we'll see how today goes, and I might not even have to worry about that again.:looney:

[bear]

Bear for president of Planet Zeebes!!

Hahaha.

*straightens tie, approaches the podium*

"Attention, desolate planet. Ask not why I am running for office. Ask instead what I can do for you!"

[iwst99]

Has anyone played the Metroid remix or whatever? Where they take Super Metroid and change the location of everything and make it bigger than the original.

[The Grey Area]

So tired. Working too much. Oh well, at least I won't start the spring off poor, but...sooo tired.

[Green]

*Note*

This started out a paragraph and I ended up typing like my whole night here. I don't expect anyone to read this, I just want a place to vent!!!

/*Note*


God, HR has been so much drama lately. He's obviously unhappy in his now 30 year relationship, but wants the other half to quit the relationship, not him. And it's obvious the other half wants HR to be the one quitting. HR knows he's being cheated on, and hey, he's been sleeping around too (mainly, with me), so it's not like he's an angel either. Of course he doesn't know about the personal ad I found about his other half looking for random sex on the internet....and I don't feel it's my place to divulge that information. Even if he has asked me if I found anything. :confused:


Then, ok, we call his other half the crabface, as some of you know, and he can be a real bitch sometimes, and other times he's such a sweet guy. I showed up at their place and only crabface was there, and he knew it was me so he just said come in, and he was in his tighty whities, which is the hottest things ever......I mean he went right away and put some shorts on, but that's that, at this point the last thing I want to do is pursue further. So we go bowling like we do Tuesday nights. This is just to have fun, no league or anything. Crabface always ends up trying to give HR tips, cause HR totally sucks, but again, we're just playing for fun. HR gets mad at him, and comes up to me and asks me if I want to kill myself (as a joke) or if I never want to bowl with them again cause of crabface. I just say "ummm no it's ok", and he says, "oh so now you want to marry the crabface?" Or, "Oh now you're on crabface side, and you're crabby too." Then if I say something bad about crabface he says "Oh, it's just the crabface, he's really nice, he's just like that sometimea." So I can't say anything bad about him because that means I'm not giving him a chance and I don't understand him. But if I say something good about him, I'm on crabface's side, and I'm crabby too and being a bitch. Cause yeah, crabface does do some bitchy shit sometimes that makes me leave early usually when we hang out, or not want to come over at all...but then he's like night and day.

Then the crabface comes up to me during bowling and says he just wants HR to get better, and that he doesn't want to listen and he doesn't try, etc. etc. Of course, they both tell me this when the other person is bowling, so neither of them know what the other one is saying. Then HR stands in one spot, and if crabface goes anywhere near him, he fucking walk like the other side of the alley, it's so fucking ridiculous. Then I'm actually trying to have on OK time, and HR comes up to me and says, "you don't have to bowl with us anymore." I just say "I'm having an ok time" and he says "Yeah right, I know you're having a horrible time." It's like jesus STFU. Earlier today I told him I needed to do laundry and that I wasn't going to be able to come, then I told him about my new (boy)friend and he said, "oh, what, now you can't bowl with us cause you have a new boyfriend?" So I fucking change my plans and go bowling, and get this shit thrown at me. I go because he says I don't want to bowl with them, then he says I don't have to bowl them. :confused::confused::confused: Then my friend was txt messaging me, and he would say "oh, is that your boyfriend? Telling you I love you muah muah muah *kiss noises*" in a sarcastic manner, which he had been doing all day since I told him. I just said, "yeah, well someone around here has to be happy, right?"

So, we pay for 3 games, and HR decides he only wants to play 2, and this is right when we're going to finish the second game, and we can do whatever with his 3rd. I told crabface this and he looked pissed, but just said, whatever, we'll bowl for him. The time comes for the 3rd game, and we take turns playing it. HR then says, why are you guys bowling my game. I said, well you said you didn't want to bowl it. He says, well, I could be, but you guys are bowling it. I'm just like WTFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!????

Later HR says, "You know what, next time we bowl, I don't want to bowl with the crabface, just you and me" this is when crabface is not around. Then HR goes and gets the car and it's just me and crabface waiting, and he says to me "You know what, that's the last time I bowl with HR, it's just you guys from now on." I just said "You know what? You don't want to bowl with him, he doesn't want to bowl with you. How about I just free up my Tuesday nights from now on?" He just said fine, and we got in the car and nobody said anything. We got to their place, and I just got my bowling ball and put it in my car and said bye and took off.

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I didn't know gay guys acted like women.

[iwst99]

Ugh, I "broke up" with HR, so to speak. He brought up yesterday and tried to make it all crabface's fault. I tried telling him I felt uncomfortable and maybe we should just not hang out for a while, but he wouldn't have it. He kept saying we can do other things, and I told him I didn't like being in the situation with them too where they are always fighting. I don’t want to take anyone’s side, or anything and I got enough to deal with right now….I told him I wanted to keep our friendship strictly professional. He called me and was saying I was making this more difficult than it was and that it doesn’t have to be that way. I told him it’s not always about me, and that there’s other things going on I don’t feel comfortable with and that it would be easier if we just didn’t see each other outside of work. He said it didn’t have to be that way, but I told him that’s the way I would rather go about it. He then hung up on me.

He called me few minutes later and said we needed to talk, and if we could meet at his car, as it's time to leave and he was about to go. Again, I tried telling him that I just didn't feel comfortable in this situation, and that I still wanted to be his friend and go to lunch and such, but that I didn't think we should take it outside of work. He kept saying I was making things difficult and that I didn't understand I was throwing away a great friendship, but that I would someday. I told him I didn't want to throw away our friendship, I just didn't want it to continue outside of work. I told him it was hard for me to always try to be on either of their sides, and that I couldn't be friends with crabface because anything I did that was nice towards crabface made HR emotional. I'm either always trying to be on crabface's side and hate HR or I'm a back stabber.

He was really pissed and started saying that he was going to disregard the email I sent him last week (the one where I said I was ok with what he had told me, you know, that he was lying about his 30yo relationship and that he lied about his age the whole time) and he said that it was all lies, and anything I've said to him the last few months was probably lies too. I was like :confused:. He then said he wasn't going to call me but instead my other coworker (which he hates) to help him out with his computer stuff. He said he only called me cause he thought we were friends. I said you don't have to stop talking to me and I don't want to stop helping you with your computer stuff, it's my job, and I never said I wanted to stop being your friend in the office, I just want to keep it professional. He then said that I did say that and that I was cold with him one week and hot the next. He was referring that I sent him a nice email last week and now a "mean" one. I tried explaining that I meant what I said where I was ok with the lies he had told me and not to worry, but he kept interrupting and saying I was lying. Finally I just said please take me back to work. All of the sudden he just acted like normal and said, alright, well I'll be here, have a nice day! Like really nice and not all psycho like he was previously.

Ugh. I told hot bear coworker/bowling partner when I came back what happened, as I was keeping him updated throughout the day, and had to tell him about yesterday. He just thought it was all really bizarre, with the lies and the fact that I was trying to just keep it in the office, our friendship, and that he wouldn't have any of it....Does it not take one person to say lets chill out? Another thing he said was that he shouldn't be talking the way he was with me. He said not only is he 50, or whatever age he is, you're 21, and he's in HR, and he hired you and if you made the decision to cut their friendship to just the workplace he shouldn't act that way. I'm not in a fucking relationship with this guy....that's what makes it so awkward. Agh.

That kind of made me feel better, and as he got in his car he said, remember it's not your fault....Which really made me feel good.

I'm sorry guys, like I said before, I just have to let all this shit out, and like Ramberk said before, it sounds like I really love this drama, but I don't! I put up with it cause I figured that's what friends do, but enough is enough. =\


:confused::looney::confused::looney:

[iwst99]

I didn't know gay guys acted like women.

Gay ass drama, I'm getting tired of it.

[The Green Trench Coat]

I didn't know gay guys acted like women.

I LOL'd way to hard at this.

[ramberk]

I'm sorry guys, like I said before, I just have to let all this shit out, and like Ramberk said before, it sounds like I really love this drama, but I don't! I put up with it cause I figured that's what friends do, but enough is enough. =\


Good for you for handling things. Now try not to have sex with co-workers in the future. :wgrin:

[Green]

Yeah. "Don't shit where you eat" is a good truism to abide by. For you, though, I guess it would be "don't push..." bleh

[Azagtoth]

Like sand through the hourglass, these are the gays of our lives...

[Lobelia Prime]

Hahaha.

*straightens tie, approaches the podium*

"Attention, desolate planet. Ask not why I am running for office. Ask instead what I can do for you!"

You do know that Zebes was abandoned due to the acid flood, right...?

[bear]

...

Please speak with my publicist.

[Lobelia Prime]

...

Please speak with my publicist.

*item acquisition fanfare*
This round goes to Lobelia Mk. IV.....

[iwst99]

Good for you for handling things. Now try not to have sex with co-workers in the future. :wgrin:

Pffft, that would involve me learning from my mistakes. And who wants that.



Jk. :bgrin:

[The Green Trench Coat]

Pffft, that would involve me learning from my mistakes. And who wants that.



Jk. :bgrin:

have sex with the straight guy who's dick you grabbed.. and THEN stop having sex with people from your job.

I'd love an opportunity to sleep my way to the top. kudos iwst.

[iwst99]

have sex with the straight guy who's dick you grabbed.. and THEN stop having sex with people from your job.

I'd love an opportunity to sleep my way to the top. kudos iwst.

My coworker took an incriminating picture of my supervisor with his pants down infront of me yesterday....don't even ask.

[The Green Trench Coat]

My coworker took an incriminating picture of my supervisor with his pants down infront of me yesterday....don't even ask.

do it dude.

don't change horsemen mid apocolypse. Ride out mofo..

[quiche]

My gay roommate is moving in with his boyfriend (who he's not really in love with) because it'll save him a few bucks in rent over the summer. He thinks he can move out again at the end of the summer without huge drama. Help me convince him of how wrong he is.

I tried to tell him that moving in is like getting married - the only way to move out is a divorce, but he's all "Well, I can't not move in now! We've already made plans!"

I know not all gay guys are this dumb.

...seriously.

[iwst99]

lol.


I had to come in early cause my coworker is getting a divorce and going to court today. =\ On the upside I get to leave at 3pm and get to hang out with Doug....he's been sick since the weekend but he's ok now and he's feeling better today but still taking the day off......weeeeee.

Mango Sentinel > *

[iwst99]

My gay roommate is moving in with his boyfriend (who he's not really in love with) because it'll save him a few bucks in rent over the summer. He thinks he can move out again at the end of the summer without huge drama. Help me convince him of how wrong he is.

I tried to tell him that moving in is like getting married - the only way to move out is a divorce, but he's all "Well, I can't not move in now! We've already made plans!"

I know not all gay guys are this dumb.

...seriously.

Your AV, as usual, is PURE WIN.

Tell that nigga he gay. He's NOT wanting a relationship with this other guy, and the other guy probably thinks he does? This can't end well. :tdown: Is he that guy that you provided pics of one time, but was like REALLY disappointing?

[Æther]

This plan might sound crazy but hear me out.

One of us has to dress like a girl and pretend to be Quiche's roomate's girlfriend. We'll profess our undying love for him and say that he's actually bisexual. And because we're getting married that he can't move in with his BF. I'm sure it won't backfire! /80's sitcom

[The Green Trench Coat]

My gay roommate is moving in with his boyfriend (who he's not really in love with) because it'll save him a few bucks in rent over the summer. He thinks he can move out again at the end of the summer without huge drama. Help me convince him of how wrong he is.

I tried to tell him that moving in is like getting married - the only way to move out is a divorce, but he's all "Well, I can't not move in now! We've already made plans!"

I know not all gay guys are this dumb.

...seriously.

moving in ?? what is he.. some kinda lesbian?

if he's not really in love with the guy hes blatantly using the guy.. that will ALWAYS come back to bite him in the ass.

It's not right to play that game moving in is a huge step usually meaning that you want to further the relationship if that's not his intention than he shouldn't do it.

[Bastion]

....

[iwst99]

This plan might sound crazy but hear me out.

One of us has to dress like a girl and pretend to be Quiche's roomate's girlfriend. We'll profess our undying love for him and say that he's actually bisexual. And because we're getting married that he can't move in with his BF. I'm sure it won't backfire! /80's sitcom

That sounds radical!

[Adam Warlock]

My gay roommate is moving in with his boyfriend (who he's not really in love with) because it'll save him a few bucks in rent over the summer. He thinks he can move out again at the end of the summer without huge drama. Help me convince him of how wrong he is.

I tried to tell him that moving in is like getting married - the only way to move out is a divorce, but he's all "Well, I can't not move in now! We've already made plans!"

I know not all gay guys are this dumb.

...seriously.

Show him "Misery" and say "now imagine if Kathy Bates had a dick."

[ramberk]

Show him "Misery" and say "now imagine if Kathy Bates had a dick."

But... she does. (insert dumb joke music here.)

And yeah, your friend is stupid and evil. Oh well... dem gays never learn.

[iwst99]

Damn this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1FHIP4mLxQ

I heard it a long time ago and didn't anything of it, now it's stuck in my head. =\

Oh, and Al from Home Improvement = YUM.

[quiche]

Is he that guy that you provided pics of one time, but was like REALLY disappointing?That's him! :tup:

...seriously.

[iwst99]

That's him! :tup:

...seriously.

Who's sleeping with that guy??

JK...

No but seriously, who's sleeping with that guy? I'd request pics but I have a feeling I'd be even more disappointed than we were with your roomie =\

[Lobelia Prime]

moving in ?? what is he.. some kinda lesbian?

I read none of your post, GTC, other than this pure, unadulterated win.

[iwst99]

I read none of your post, GTC, other than this pure, unadulterated win.

Dude, use that Samus AV. That shit is hawt.

[Lobelia Prime]

Dude, use that Samus AV. That shit is hawt.

It's my profile picture. I kinda think it's sexier there, because whenever I see my profile now, I think the appearance fanfare.
<3 Metroid. I don't even play Smash that much anymore, it's just fucking METROID.

[iwst99]

It's my profile picture. I kinda think it's sexier there, because whenever I see my profile now, I think the appearance fanfare.
<3 Metroid. I don't even play Smash that much anymore, it's just fucking METROID.

Oh ok, I see it now. Hawt.

I'm trying to find the Super Metroid hack I talked about yesterday, but I only find shittier hacks. It was a while ago when I saw it, and it was a nice hack. :(

[Lobelia Prime]

Oh ok, I see it now. Hawt.

I'm trying to find the Super Metroid hack I talked about yesterday, but I only find shittier hacks. It was a while ago when I saw it, and it was a nice hack. :(

Aww, poor j00. I might poke around for it when I get the internet at my own house rather than random dude's house at which I spent all night partying and playing Rock Band for the first time.
*giggles* I found my instrument~!

[iwst99]

rather than random dude's house at which I spent all night partying and playing Rock Band for the first time.
*giggles* I found HIS instrument~!

*Fixed*

Wait no, you like girls...DAMN IT. =-\

[Lobelia Prime]

*Fixed*

Wait no, you like girls...DAMN IT. =-\

Yeah, I like wimminz.
But yeah, I'm a singer. I'm a super pop princess! LOVE ME~!

[iwst99]

Yeah, I like wimminz.
But yeah, I'm a singer. I'm a super pop princess! LOVE ME~!

<3!

Hey, I found the hack I was talking about:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AvRscM8-fSY

(NO, it's not a rick roll)

[Lobelia Prime]

<3!

Hey, I found the hack I was talking about:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AvRscM8-fSY

(NO, it's not a rick roll)

O_O
Whoa...foxy!
Everyone needs to check this shit out.

[iwst99]

I know it's a TAS, but he does some nice stunts in the 4th clip:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PwK2cPEptMA&feature=related

[iwst99]

Yeah. "Don't shit where you eat" is a good truism to abide by.

What if you're a scat queen? Like jimmy the hand.

At least I think he said he was a scat queen.

[DrumlinerJoe]

I'm on meebo y'all. Get on an entertain me.

DrumlinerJoe@AOL.com

[DaDesiCanadian]

My gay roommate is moving in with his boyfriend (who he's not really in love with) because it'll save him a few bucks in rent over the summer. He thinks he can move out again at the end of the summer without huge drama. Help me convince him of how wrong he is.

I tried to tell him that moving in is like getting married - the only way to move out is a divorce, but he's all "Well, I can't not move in now! We've already made plans!"

I know not all gay guys are this dumb.

...seriously.

Can I move in with you quichey?

[The Green Trench Coat]

Damn this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1FHIP4mLxQ

I heard it a long time ago and didn't anything of it, now it's stuck in my head. =\

Oh, and Al from Home Improvement = YUM.

Richard Karn for the win.

I read none of your post, GTC, other than this pure, unadulterated win.

*takes a bow*


30 years old and i still got it!!

[iwst99]

Richard Karn for the win.



My best friend works at the Hilton in Palm Springs. Every year (around this time) they have the Nabisco Golf tournament, and it's always filled with B-A list celebrities. Richard Karn always stays at that hotel and he always is the one to check him in. I told him this year to get me a copy of his card key and I'll "pretend" like they gave me the wrong number, as I walk into his room as he gets out of the shower.

Good times ensue. :D :D :D :D

[Azagtoth]

Oh, and Al from Home Improvement = YUM.

Just popping in to say that I approve of this message.

[The Green Trench Coat]

My best friend works at the Hilton in Palm Springs. Every year (around this time) they have the Nabisco Golf tournament, and it's always filled with B-A list celebrities. Richard Karn always stays at that hotel and he always is the one to check him in. I told him this year to get me a copy of his card key and I'll "pretend" like they gave me the wrong number, as I walk into his room as he gets out of the shower.

Good times ensue. :D :D :D :D

i read that bear magazine approached richard karn and john goodman at certain points to get them to pose or just be in the magazine.. Karn didn't respond at all .. goodman did. I remember i read that he said he was flattered but that he'd pass ... for now.


What with his current alcoholism a bit of jager could get us some nudie goodman footage.. now if we can only get karn in the mix somehow.

[Adam Warlock]

John Goodman has been my favorite actor for as long as I can remember. STOP TAINTING MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!

[iwst99]

John Goodman has been my favorite actor for as long as I can remember. STOP TAINTING MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!

What my tongue could do to his balls....

[Azagtoth]

/\---We should double team him. <3

nudie goodman

Don't get my hopes up plz. :(

[iwst99]

/\---We should double team him. <3


We'd be on that kryptonite...straight up on that kryptonite.

Adam can watch.

[The Green Trench Coat]

What my tongue could do to his balls....

Don't get my hopes up plz. :(

Imagine those balls. Picture it brothers.

Nudie goodman .. big belly... hairy salt n pepper chest... big balls hangin low


*spuuuuuuurrrrrttt*

and then richard karn is bent over getting plowed by goodman..

*torrential flood of fap juice*

John Goodman has been my favorite actor for as long as I can remember. STOP TAINTING MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!

He's been enhancing my fantasies since roseanne... specifically when he would parade around in that show in his sweatpants .. and presumably no underwear.. .. yeah john goodman.. i noticed.. and i appreciated.

[Azagtoth]

specifically when he would parade around in that show in his sweatpants .. and presumably no underwear..

*fap fap spurt spurt FLOOD*

While we're namedropping famous chubs we'd hit hard, Michael Bower has always been kinda cute, IMO, but he's on some show on USA, and FUCK he got hotter.

[iwst99]

*fap fap spurt spurt FLOOD*

While we're namedropping famous chubs we'd hit hard, Michael Bower has always been kinda cute, IMO, but he's on some show on USA, and FUCK he got hotter.

Who? *googles* ohhhh that kid from Salute your shorts. :sweat:

I can't recall how many times I fapped to episodes of home improvement. Especially when Al's "twin" brother Cal came to visit.:tup::tup::hitit:

[Adam Warlock]

If you had supported Normal, Ohio you may have gotten your wishes. There's a circle of hell reserved just for you bastards. *covers ears and throws on King Ralph*

[quiche]

Can I move in with you quichey?Fuck yeah. I'm totally in need of a place to live for the months of May and June. If I stay here, I'd have to sign a lease through the end of August, when I won't even be in this state after the end of June. Getting a place for just 2 months is a BITCH.

...seriously.

[iwst99]

YES YES YES

I found this site on Furr.org..................................SQUIRT


http://www.furr.org/richard-k.html


And this on wikipedia:

Al also has a brother, Cal, who looks and dresses almost exactly like him, though he is a physicist ("Sisters and Brothers"). In the episode commentaries featured on the Season 1 DVD Set, the executive producers reveal that "Cal" was a fan from Texas who sent his photo in a fan letter. Upon seeing his resemblance to Al, the producers brought him in to be Al's brother, Cal.

[Azagtoth]

I can't recall how many times I fapped to episodes of home improvement. Especially when Al's "twin" brother Cal came to visit.:tup::tup::hitit:

Twin Al sexytime? Yes please. <3

And I loved Goodman in Normal, Ohio, even outside of the whole fantasy value.

[iwst99]

Twin Al sexytime? Yes please. <3

And I loved Goodman in Normal, Ohio, even outside of the whole fantasy value.

Check my post behind yours.

[Azagtoth]

...I'd love to be the meat in that bear sandwich.

[Lobelia Prime]

Fuckin' talking about John Goodman's balls. I met the guy once. He's pretty chill, but I hear his wife and children haven't eaten in forty-seven years....

[iwst99]

Fuckin' talking about John Goodman's balls. I met the guy once. He's pretty chill, but I hear his wife and children haven't eaten in forty-seven years....

Details of his balls and pics.

Thnx.

[Lobelia Prime]

Details of his balls and pics.

Thnx.

I wasn't scoping out John Goodman's balls, dude. You gotta realize, I'm only the outer shell of LGBT.

[Mechanica]

You guys really think John Goodman's hot? :confused: :confused:

Hahah. To each his own...

[iwst99]

I wasn't scoping out John Goodman's balls, dude. You gotta realize, I'm only the outer shell of LGBT.

Ok, if I saw Angelina Jolie in real life, I'd more than likely notice her tits and/or ass, even if I'm not into girls. I wouldn't be "scoping her out" At least when it comes to celebrities, you gotta, so then you can tell your friends. (in this case us). And don't tell me there's not ONE famous celebrity you wouldn't go gay for...

[iwst99]

You guys really think John Goodman's hot? :confused: :confused:

Hahah. To each his own...

.. QQ

[Adam Warlock]

Even unintentionally, SRK never fails to deliver.

[iwst99]

Hahhahahahaha

[iwst99]

Going to Doug's house now. :lovin: Talk to y'all tomorrow! :lovin::lovin:

Coming in early FTW.

[Adam Warlock]

Going to Doug's house now. :lovin: Talk to y'all tomorrow! :lovin::lovin:

Coming in early FTW.

And then you're going to be Skeeter. Giggety giggety. Al-riiiiiiiight.

[Æther]

Hey Azag thanks for that...ummm...well informative private message that didn't involve sexyness whatsoever. Yep. Just a normal private message...

SO anyways, yes. Goodman and Al both had me stuck to my TV monitor when I was younger.

Goodman with beard assist = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:The.Big.Lebowski.1998.Screenshot.2.jpg

Also lol at people remembering Al's brother. I didn't think else remembered his sexy ass. Bear sandwhich! <3

[The Green Trench Coat]

Hey Azag thanks for that...ummm...well informative private message that didn't involve sexyness whatsoever. Yep. Just a normal private message...

SO anyways, yes. Goodman and Al both had me stuck to my TV monitor when I was younger.

Goodman with beard assist = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:The.Big.Lebowski.1998.Screenshot.2.jpg

Also lol at people remembering Al's brother. I didn't think else remembered his sexy ass. Bear sandwhich! <3

The dude abides.

[Azagtoth]

The dude abides.

I love that fucking movie. <3

On another note, requesting pics of Goodman freeballing on Roseanne.

[The Green Trench Coat]

I love that fucking movie. <3

On another note, requesting pics of Goodman freeballing on Roseanne.

i'm thinking i'm gonna buy the 3rd season so i can rip the video like i did with the nick frost in undies vid.

[Mechanica]

Hay guys! What's going on in this thread??

[iwst99]

Mech, GTC, AZ, check yo PMs....

I have huge news regarding my future.......I don't want to say much since it's not a for sure thing, but I might be moving, far FAR away soon...................so much rollercoaster of emotions and changes going on in the last 3 weeks, I can't even explain!!! It's like the stars aligned to fuck with me and now they're making up for it.

[Azagtoth]

I hear Florida is a nice place to live. =P

Thanks for the PM btw, already replied.

[iwst99]

Think FAR.

Yeah, I saw. :)

[Æther]

Russia? :confuzled:

Rob is starring in Olkahoma on the 25-27th at his college campus. Damn I need to get my car fixed...otherwise it'll be 4 bus transfers just to get there. :X

[The Green Trench Coat]

Russia? :confuzled:

Rob is starring in Olkahoma on the 25-27th at his college campus. Damn I need to get my car fixed...otherwise it'll be 4 bus transfers just to get there. :X

If i was Rob,
The fact that you've already considered doing that to come see me .. i would marry you instantly.

Of course if you actually did do that You might win boyfriend of the year.. but that title is mine this year step off beyotch!!

Think FAR.

:) Jupiter?


Hay guys! What's going on in this thread??

How was everyones weekend. I spent most of it designing this ad for this bear group i've been elected to. after all was completed I reveiwed the spec and saw that the ad is actually only 2" x3" i was very :annoy:. So after spending all that time desigining and creating that ad I whipped ulp a small ad in 3 minutes that was just what the doctor ordered.

Measure 2x cut once. I guess that's the lesson there.

Other than that Myself angel and some members of the squad were picked as models for some bearsite that is comming out
don't worry i'm fully clothed no more nude photo shoots till i'm in better shape at least.

was pretty cool .. made 200 bucks and it was actually fun. I got a little nervous though I thought i heard them say "billboard ad" when they were talking amongst themselves... but i'm hoping not. They are actually going to film commercials to be advertised on spike tv and Adult swim among other places.. which is kinda weird.. but then again.. kinda not.

It is 2008.. adult swim isn't for kids even though kids watch it.. Could be cool.

Seems like the powers that be in the bear community is trying to get things back to the way they were 5 years ago when the bear clubs were on and poppin and everyone felt like it was us against the greater gay community so we all banded together better.

Honestly I think the problem is just in the thinking process. In my bear club they don't think outside of the box. so they end up retooling the same boring ideas they've had. But at least i got them to consider not doing a float in pride.

[Azagtoth]

no more nude photo shoots till i'm in better shape

Round IS a shape. =P

Good shit dude.

IWST: Andromeda?

[The Green Trench Coat]

Round IS a shape. =P

Good shit dude.

IWST: Andromeda?


My next guess is the horse head nebula.

If it's any further than that I can only assume he's moving under Bear's Jurisdiction on planet Zebes.

Get that varia suit ready.

[iwst99]

I'll know for sure later tonight....I'm so fucking anxious right now I can't fucking handle it.

Yas was close, but no it's not Russia. Sorry I'm not big on details right now, but I don't want to get all excited before I know for sure. x_x

GTC - sounds like you had an interesting bear themed weekend. :D

[Lobelia Prime]

My next guess is the horse head nebula.

If it's any further than that I can only assume he's moving under Bear's Jurisdiction on planet Zebes.

Get that varia suit ready.

If Bear owns Zebes, can I at least have Tallon IV?

[Æther]

Hooray...I got "volunteered" to stay home and take care of our new puppy today. Guess I'll take pics of him now before he becomes a Behemoth in a few months. D:
If i was Rob,
The fact that you've already considered doing that to come see me .. i would marry you instantly.

Of course if you actually did do that You might win boyfriend of the year.. but that title is mine this year step off beyotch!!
Haha. Not only that but I'm considering getting a haircut for the occassion. Thought I'd look good for him. What, son? WHAT. :nunchuck:
I'll know for sure later tonight....I'm so fucking anxious right now I can't fucking handle it.

Yas was close, but no it's not Russia. Sorry I'm not big on details right now, but I don't want to get all excited before I know for sure. x_x

GTC - sounds like you had an interesting bear themed weekend. :D
Sooo...you're going back in time to the U.S.S.R.?! Time Traveling Gays FTW! :rock:

Edit: Wait, wut? Naked pics?! Why did I not get a memo for this! :mad:

Edit2: Mmmmm...Russian bears. *spurts*

[bear]

If Bear owns Zebes, can I at least have Tallon IV?

No. No you cannot. I've got friends in high places. And by that I mean I know a space pirate.

[DaDesiCanadian]

I call the Large Magellanic Cloud. The entire fucking thing.

I will be renting.

[Lobelia Prime]

No. No you cannot. I've got friends in high places. And by that I mean I know a space pirate.

Pff. Fuck that. I set Samus up with her current girlfriend, she owes me.

[iwst99]

I went to a latino and trannie bar/club on Saturday night. It was soooooooooo much fucking fun. I never went out or did anything with Don, as he wasn't into anything like that. But Doug and his friends (I've actually known his friends longer than I've known doug) are so much fucking fun. Those girls can SING, and even though I've never been a huge fan of latino themed places, this was so much fun. :D

I lost count of drinks after the 6th vodka tonic. I was also emailing my coworker while I was there, here are some of the emails I sent her. They get worse as time goes by.

She responded once, and I kept randomly emailing her througout the night, and in the morning she was like LOL i just read your emails....good times.


----- Original Message -----
From: iwst99
To: Kelli
Sent: Sat Apr 05 21:44:53 2008
Subject: Wtf

We're at a bar...a latino and tranny bar.... oh and I mentioned today I liked shakey's today and Doug was like OMG I LOVE their mojos. I was sooooo gonna blow him right then and there...but we were driving and didn't want to crash :-/



----- Original Message -----
From: Kelli
To: iwst99
Sent: Sat Apr 05 22:27:07 2008
Subject: Re: Wtf

Hahahaha. John says send pix. Of the bar not blowing. :-) where are u?

trannys=scary!

-----Original Message-----
From: iwst99
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 10:56 PM
To: Kelli
Subject: Re: Wtf

Haha un garden grove som place called frathouse...I'm on my 5th vodka tonic...woooooooooo this phone aint got a camera, and these trannies r crazy!

-----Original Message-----
From: iwst99
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 11:17 PM
To: Kelli
Subject: Re: Wtf

These Trannies r crazy...anyways I just got my 6TH vodka tonic...woooooooooooooo


-----Original Message-----
From: iwst99
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 11:38 PM
To: Kelli
Subject: Re: Wtf

Ok now there's some tranny singing some spanish song....I'm kinda wasted, singing and making out with my bf :-)

-----Original Message-----
From: iwst99
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 11:41 PM
To: Kelli
Subject: Re: Wtf

Now shes/he is singing whitney from the body guard lol


-----Original Message-----
From: iwst99
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 11:51 PM
To: Kelli
Subject: Re: Wtf

Ok now I'm peeinmg anmd got another drink..."Ost count...ewoooo




-----Original Message-----
From: iwst99
Sent: Sunday, April 06, 2008 12:01 AM
To: Kelli
Subject: Re: Wtf

Thaat bitch be singing agan,,,,,woooooop



-----Original Message-----
From: iwst99
Sent: Sunday, April 06, 2008 12:16 AM
To: Kelli
Subject: Re: Wtf

Fuck...wooo sorrry about all the emails...I'm happy :-)

[The Green Trench Coat]

Hooray...I got "volunteered" to stay home and take care of our new puppy today. Guess I'll take pics of him now before he becomes a Behemoth in a few months. D:

Haha. Not only that but I'm considering getting a haircut for the occassion. Thought I'd look good for him. What, son? WHAT. :nunchuck:
You bitch!
Sooo...you're going back in time to the U.S.S.R.?! Time Traveling Gays FTW! :rock:

Edit: Wait, wut? Naked pics?! Why did I not get a memo for this! :mad:

Edit2: Mmmmm...Russian bears. *spurts* Time travel would open up some possibilities of where Iwst is going to move to. He said think far.. maybe he's going to move to the past so he can totally bone Moses. The original daddybear.

No. No you cannot. I've got friends in high places. And by that I mean I know a space pirate.

I don't know a whole space pirate.. only a brain of one.. and she's so tranny feirce!! (http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=1z15jz5&s=3)

I call the Large Magellanic Cloud. The entire fucking thing.

I will be renting. I don't know.. kind of expansive for Iwst.. Zebes has all that he'd need.. several costume changes, space pirates that already have a no pants policy, and all the circle shaped energy a person could ever need.

Also Desi.. I know what i'm getting you for your housewarming..


... Oxygen. arent you excited. A ziplock baggie of oxygen.
Pff. Fuck that. I set Samus up with her current girlfriend, she owes me.


Samus has all her shit packed up in her yellow space pod .. she broke up with her gf samus x.. Lesbians can be so crazy. Look how samus x won't leave her alone.. and completely bites off her style.

[Lobelia Prime]

Samus has all her shit packed up in her yellow space pod .. she broke up with her gf samus x.. Lesbians can be so crazy. Look how samus x won't leave her alone.. and completely bites off her style.

Nonono, the girlfriend Samus got yesterday. SA-X is so last season, get with the times. Everyone knows the identity of Samus's current arm candy, but just for you, I'll show you a picture.
This is Samus's girlfriend. The night they got together, they had sex twice. (http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/zelda/zelda.jpg)

[iwst99]

Dude seriously, like I said before, the only reason I was f-ing around was because I didn't get good...or if any, lovin' at home. I hate to bad mouth my ex, but it's true. I mean, it was basically like I wasn't getting it anywhere and had to get it somewhere...maybe I went a little overboard with the amount, but as of January I only only f-ed HR and bowling partner once, and it was that often with HR.

Now I am really satisfied in that department and don't have need or even want anyone else...even my coworker (not hr) doesn't believe me, and I'm like I'm serious!

When I was at the bar the other night, there's this REALLY hawt muscle daddy bear I know from bowling, bald head, goatee, about 6'2 that always looked like he was into other muscle bears. I've actually known him more than I know my BF. As it turned out he's into young latin guys, and his boyfriend is also a young latin, but they sleep around. So this place filled with young latins is his favorite spot. Anyways, he was totally up on me and flirting and touching and I was so surprised, and although I was really flattered I didn't have an interest in him like I did before....well, that and he's my BF's very good friend....either way...I really can't think about f-ing anyone else than my BF....he gives the good good lovin'. :razzy:

And yes, it's IN THIS PLANET, the place I'm going. Sorry Metroid hopefuls. :(

[DaDesiCanadian]

Y

Also Desi.. I know what i'm getting you for your housewarming..


... Oxygen. arent you excited. A ziplock baggie of oxygen.

.

Hmm, it's gonna be hard to spread that over a couple of billion light years, but i'll figure something out

And yes, it's IN THIS PLANET, the place I'm going. Sorry Metroid hopefuls. :(

Atlantis?

[The Green Trench Coat]

Nonono, the girlfriend Samus got yesterday. SA-X is so last season, get with the times. Everyone knows the identity of Samus's current arm candy, but just for you, I'll show you a picture.
This is Samus's girlfriend. The night they got together, they had sex twice. (http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/zelda/zelda.jpg)

Wow you go samus.. that catrap looks so fresh too.. Look at that come hither look zelda is giving.. and that's all for samus you better work bitch.

And yes, it's IN THIS PLANET, the place I'm going. Sorry Metroid hopefuls. :(

ah .. it's IN the planet.. He's moving to the earth's core. Good move.. never have to worry about the heat bill.. and also.. dont' forget about the lava.. that's always a plus.. lava.

[The Green Trench Coat]

Hmm, it's gonna be hard to spread that over a couple of billion light years, but i'll figure something out





it's a ziplock baggie of oxygen dude.. just press the yellow and blue strips together to make green and you'll have fresh oxygen for months.

[The Grey Area]

Samus, whatever. As far as fictional girls go, it is all about Lara Croft. ;p

Or just to keep it real, Lady Jane, that episode where they became kids and she grew up again but had the super short skirt was the cause of one of the most confusing erections that I have ever experienced. especially since I did not discover maturbation for at least 4 years following that.

Strange times indeed.

[Zugi]

-----Original Message-----
From: iwst99
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 10:56 PM
To: Kelli
Subject: Re: Wtf

Haha un garden grove som place called frathouse...I'm on my 5th vodka tonic...woooooooooo this phone aint got a camera, and these trannies r crazy!


I know that place. Thats around where I live.

You live in the area?

[Lobelia Prime]

Wow you go samus.. that catrap looks so fresh too.. Look at that come hither look zelda is giving.. and that's all for samus you better work bitch.
I wrote a fanfiction about it, actually. Based it on Samus's first-hand account of the events that took place. They're totally living on Tallon IV now and having sex EVERY DAY.

Samus, whatever. As far as fictional girls go, it is all about Lara Croft. ;p

Fuck you.

[iwst99]

I know that place. Thats around where I live.

You live in the area?

Nah, don't live around there, and that was my first time there and I didn't drive, so I don't even know where the fuck I was. I'm in the Long Beach area.

Nice to see you say hi again....

[Lobelia Prime]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yWAZSvBSf60
IT'S CANON! IT'S FUCKING CANON!

[iwst99]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yWAZSvBSf60
IT'S CANON! IT'S FUCKING CANON!

Can't argue with that...

[The Green Trench Coat]

Venting here...

so i got really pissed off at my trainer yesterday.

I have this new trainer since my old trainer got fired.

So I don't like it when people yell at me.. for any reason.. I just don't like drawing attention to myself at the gym If i can just zone out and do my workout I'm fine and dandy. Usually with my old trainer i kept one headphone in my ear and the other one open so that he can instruct me or tell me how many more reps or whatever i have left

Yesterday my trainer, this new guy was telling me about how many "bitches he bagged at the gym" which i was already like :rolleyes: at least with my old trainer he was religious so he didn't regale me with tales of his alleged sexual prowress.

So like at the end of my session my arms were freaking SPENT!! which happens.. it happens.. after pushing up 300 - 400 lbs for an hour that last 15 minutes it's gonna be hard to push up even 25 lbs for 15 reps. so he hands me 50lb weights and i start doing curls but i couldn't get out more than 8 without struggling. He starts with all this "C'mon you little bitch..." which already got me the hulk eyes (http://www.dvdmoviecentral.com/images/Cover%20Art/incrediblehulk.jpg) but i'm trying to maintain.. then I just couldn't make it to 10 so he starts getting all these women at the gym to laugh at me and shit.. so now i have like this crowd of people around me laughing at me. this woman calls me weak..

I hulked out.. verbally.. though.. cause to be honest.. i barely had the strength to lift my hands ..

i said "I wouldn't talk about weak with all that kitchen hanging out the top of your spandex"

and then to my trainer i said "Your a fucking asshole.. And if i were you I wouldn't smile so much. Look at your grill you got white Tooth, yellow Tooth .. space ..space snaggle tooth. It's called a dentist."

then it got quiet i got up signed my book and left I have 3 more sessions left at this gym and then I found out my old trainer set up shop at another gym so i'm gonna just work with him.

[iwst99]

Venting here...

so i got really pissed off at my trainer yesterday.

I have this new trainer since my old trainer got fired.

So I don't like it when people yell at me.. for any reason.. I just don't like drawing attention to myself at the gym If i can just zone out and do my workout I'm fine and dandy. Usually with my old trainer i kept one headphone in my ear and the other one open so that he can instruct me or tell me how many more reps or whatever i have left

Yesterday my trainer, this new guy was telling me about how many "bitches he bagged at the gym" which i was already like :rolleyes: at least with my old trainer he was religious so he didn't regale me with tales of his alleged sexual prowress.

So like at the end of my session my arms were freaking SPENT!! which happens.. it happens.. after pushing up 300 - 400 lbs for an hour that last 15 minutes it's gonna be hard to push up even 25 lbs for 15 reps. so he hands me 50lb weights and i start doing curls but i couldn't get out more than 8 without struggling. He starts with all this "C'mon you little bitch..." which already got me the hulk eyes (http://www.dvdmoviecentral.com/images/Cover%20Art/incrediblehulk.jpg) but i'm trying to maintain.. then I just couldn't make it to 10 so he starts getting all these women at the gym to laugh at me and shit.. so now i have like this crowd of people around me laughing at me. this woman calls me weak..

I hulked out.. verbally.. though.. cause to be honest.. i barely had the strength to lift my hands ..

i said "I wouldn't talk about weak with all that kitchen hanging out the top of your spandex"

and then to my trainer i said "Your a fucking asshole.. And if i were you I wouldn't smile so much. Look at your grill you got white Tooth, yellow Tooth .. space ..space snaggle tooth. It's called a dentist."

then it got quiet i got up signed my book and left I have 3 more sessions left at this gym and then I found out my old trainer set up shop at another gym so i'm gonna just work with him.

That guy sounds like a fucking douchebag. Why the fuck would he get people to laugh at you? Hope you do get your old trainer and reach your next goal. :D

[BeaTs*]

I'm glad you treated all dem hoes! fuck yo couch

woo, so things might work out between Adrian and me...in the end. I gotta wait...but he's worth it I believe. and it's better waiting now that I know he's willing. we will see. :lovin: we are at least on talking terms...somewhat

so chea....Evo...hmm should I go....?

[iwst99]

^^

Dude, where've you been?


I just watched the JT/Madonna video...meh....

There was a comment on there:

"how old is this bitch now, like 60? go to your retirement home hag."

OH NO HE DIDN'T >:0

[BeaTs*]

I've been here, in my dark world </emo>

nah, I've just been down...meh. But I have been reading this thread every so often.

I'm figuring if I want to go to EVO, and who I would share a room with. and what I will do aside from gaming (probably not much else to do?)

[iwst99]

I'm not even sure if I'm going to Evo now.....my friend was already booking the hotel and everything. I'll have to wait to know what's going on. =(

I don't know, unless we go clubbing or to bars. Mech keeps talking about how he'll totally own you up at Marvel, so that'll be fun to watch. GAY MONEY MATCHES w00000t.

And hope everything's ok beats....

[Azagtoth]

Shit's gonna be so hype. We'll get games in, for sure, but I'm all about fucking partying for that time.

You guys should go if only by virtue of the fact that I'd love to meet and chill with you guys. <3

[DrumlinerJoe]

URRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I can't fucking stand Sprint. How they're in business I'll never know. I've never dealt with any business establishment that's given me the absolute worst customer service on a consistent basis as these fuckers.

They botched up my bill again, the manager at the Sprint store said he couldn't make the corrections to my plan until the payment went through, knowing I JUST FUCKING PAID THE BILL 2 MINUTES AGO.

Then he told me to call customer service and I told him if I have to talk to another god damn Indian I'm going to shoot myself. I reeeeeaaaaaally wanna ditch my contract, but I only have 3 months left and I might as well just bite the bullet rather than let it go bad on my credit.

[BeaTs*]

mechanica won't be able to touch me in marvel, it's truff.

It's good I have marvel, when I play it I easily forget all my problems.

yeah, I'm not 21 yet...so...but doesn't evo take all day anyway?

[DrumlinerJoe]

Marvel bitches, I'm psyched.

[Azagtoth]

yeah, I'm not 21 yet...so...but doesn't evo take all day anyway?

If I do actually compete, it will only be in one game and once I get peaced out, it's fucking party time.

[BeaTs*]

marvel casuals all day :D

[Mechanica]

mechanica won't be able to touch me in marvel, it's truff.

Yeah, because that's an accomplishment. :confused:

As it turned out he's into young latin guys,

I dunno about your area, but I've never met a guy that [however loosely] fits our preferences/standards that doesn't like young latino guys. Especially if they're white. Older white guys looooove the younger latino guys. I've never been attracted to a latino guy, especially my age (I'm just being honest! :sweat:), and even I think you're hella cute. Errbody wants da iwst.

[BeaTs*]

Yeah, because that's an accomplishment. :confused:

oh jessssssss

obviously


.........


:rolleyes:


:wgrin:

[Mechanica]

oh jessssssss

obviously


.........


:rolleyes:


:wgrin:

I'd own you at anything else. :lovin:

[DrumlinerJoe]

Yeah, because that's an accomplishment. :confused:



I dunno about your area, but I've never met a guy that [however loosely] fits our preferences/standards that doesn't like young latino guys. Especially if they're white. Older white guys looooove the younger latino guys. I've never been attracted to a latino guy, especially my age (I'm just being honest! :sweat:), and even I think you're hella cute. Errbody wants da iwst.

My friends and I have always noticed that, as Mexicanos, we don't tend to get attention at all from white boys. Hell I've even heard "Sorry I don't date latin men" too, which is super tacky to tell someone to their face.

[BeaTs*]

I'd own you at anything else. :lovin:you said that already...and I already mentioned games you wouldn't own me at :lovin:x2

:wonder:

[bear]

Venting here...

so i got really pissed off at my trainer yesterday.

I have this new trainer since my old trainer got fired.

So I don't like it when people yell at me.. for any reason.. I just don't like drawing attention to myself at the gym If i can just zone out and do my workout I'm fine and dandy. Usually with my old trainer i kept one headphone in my ear and the other one open so that he can instruct me or tell me how many more reps or whatever i have left

Yesterday my trainer, this new guy was telling me about how many "bitches he bagged at the gym" which i was already like :rolleyes: at least with my old trainer he was religious so he didn't regale me with tales of his alleged sexual prowress.

So like at the end of my session my arms were freaking SPENT!! which happens.. it happens.. after pushing up 300 - 400 lbs for an hour that last 15 minutes it's gonna be hard to push up even 25 lbs for 15 reps. so he hands me 50lb weights and i start doing curls but i couldn't get out more than 8 without struggling. He starts with all this "C'mon you little bitch..." which already got me the hulk eyes (http://www.dvdmoviecentral.com/images/Cover%20Art/incrediblehulk.jpg) but i'm trying to maintain.. then I just couldn't make it to 10 so he starts getting all these women at the gym to laugh at me and shit.. so now i have like this crowd of people around me laughing at me. this woman calls me weak..

I hulked out.. verbally.. though.. cause to be honest.. i barely had the strength to lift my hands ..

i said "I wouldn't talk about weak with all that kitchen hanging out the top of your spandex"

and then to my trainer i said "Your a fucking asshole.. And if i were you I wouldn't smile so much. Look at your grill you got white Tooth, yellow Tooth .. space ..space snaggle tooth. It's called a dentist."

then it got quiet i got up signed my book and left I have 3 more sessions left at this gym and then I found out my old trainer set up shop at another gym so i'm gonna just work with him.

What the hell? That sounds like a something out of a movie. An actual crowd gathering around? And is your new trainer Ben Stiller from Heavyweights? I've been lifting weights again, as I've decided to get back in some kind of shape, or at least pretend to. But if I had someone yelling at me about it, I'd likely head butt them. That just sounds obnoxious.

[Azagtoth]

Hey Bear, you going to Evo?

My friends and I have always noticed that, as Mexicanos, we don't tend to get attention at all from white boys. Hell I've even heard "Sorry I don't date latin men" too, which is super tacky to tell someone to their face.

With a cute face like yours? That's fucking absurd. :shake:

I don't get that shit. I'll be the first to admit that I have a bit of a thing for white guys, but you wont catch me telling a some hot latin/black/asian/whtatthefuckever bear or chub he can't get it because he ain't vanilla. Fuck that shit.

[Mechanica]

you said that already...and I already mentioned games you wouldn't own me at :lovin:x2

:wonder:

$100 MM first to 5 in Marvel and then anything else? :angel:

EDIT: White boys are stupid, that's why. :[

[Lobelia Prime]

If I do actually compete, it will only be in one game and once I get peaced out, it's fucking party time.

Fuck yes, sounds like what I'll do.
If I show up at the bear cave you better bust out some FUCKING Shirley Temple. WOOP WOOP.

[Azagtoth]

/\----I'm down. =D

Holy fuck John Candy + beard = spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. <33333333333

RIP you sexy mother fucker.

[The Green Trench Coat]

What the hell? That sounds like a something out of a movie. An actual crowd gathering around? And is your new trainer Ben Stiller from Heavyweights? I've been lifting weights again, as I've decided to get back in some kind of shape, or at least pretend to. But if I had someone yelling at me about it, I'd likely head butt them. That just sounds obnoxious.

Some trainers think that yelling at a struggling client will get them to put up the weight.

to be honest.. for somepeople it works. for me i am confrontational by nature so what he did was just asking for trouble. and yeah .. they did gather.. (the african dance class had just let out) and he was making a scene and pointing and laughing at me.


Dude.. I LOOOOVE heavy weights.. if only for the potential bears in that movie.. i watch that movie and i'm like these kids have to be legal now.. I'm totally going to fuck them all in the ass at the same time .. and feed them cupcakes. Josh was the CUTEST..

a headbut would've been in order. but litterally i was so drained.. it's like i bumped into rogue for a split second. volume 1 rogue.. not ggpo rogue.



Also yeah latinos especially younger than 25 have an extremely unfair advantage in the bear market. But Joe doesn't necessarily go for bear types so therein lies the difference.

We know joe is a sexy beast and bears would agree also..

[bear]

Hey Bear, you going to Evo?

I might. It's been a while since I've gotten my shit kicked in some fighters. But I'm likely gonna take a trip up to NYC in a couple weeks, so I don't know if I'll have the money.

Finals are in vegas, right?

[bear]

Some trainers think that yelling at a struggling client will get them to put up the weight.

to be honest.. for somepeople it works. for me i am confrontational by nature so what he did was just asking for trouble. and yeah .. they did gather.. (the african dance class had just let out) and he was making a scene and pointing and laughing at me.

Dude.. I LOOOOVE heavy weights.. if only for the potential bears in that movie.. i watch that movie and i'm like these kids have to be legal now.. I'm totally going to fuck them all in the ass at the same time .. and feed them cupcakes. Josh was the CUTEST..

a headbut would've been in order. but litterally i was so drained.. it's like i bumped into rogue for a split second. volume 1 rogue.. not ggpo rogue.

Also yeah latinos especially younger than 25 have an extremely unfair advantage in the bear market. But Joe doesn't necessarily go for bear types so therein lies the difference.

We know joe is a sexy beast and bears would agree also..

True enough. Some people respond to getting yelled at. But if you're a trainer, it seems like finding the best way to motivate a person is a major part of your job. And not everyone responds well to that stuff. I certainly don't. That shit's just annoying. And the crowd thing is uncalled for, regardless of whether you respond to being barked at or not.

It always seems like people pull some uncalled for bullshit at the worst times. Whenever I look back on it, it's almost always when I'm in a position where I can't handle it the way I'd like. Which is probably why they do it in the first place, but it's annoying.

And "lol" to watching Heavyweights for future legals.

[The Grey Area]

GTC, at that point you should have gotten up and dropped your pants. Told how much THAT can lift and told him to gather a crowd for it. I am sure that he would have found you a new trainer.

I must ask though, as far as you are in your routine, do trainers still serve a purpose for you? I thought that they are mainly there to motivate and guide but you seem really self motivated and also seem to know what you are doing. What does a trainer do for you?

[Lobelia Prime]

GTC, at that point you should have gotten up and dropped your pants. Told how much THAT can lift and told him to gather a crowd for it. I am sure that he would have found you a new trainer.

I must ask though, as far as you are in your routine, do trainers still serve a purpose for you? I thought that they are mainly there to motivate and guide but you seem really self motivated and also seem to know what you are doing. What does a trainer do for you?

I thought you were going to bed, hon. I'd love someone to talk to on AIM right now.

[The Green Trench Coat]

I'm likely gonna take a trip up to NYC in a couple weeks,

Let me know.. we'll hang out. I live in brooklyn 10 minutes from manhattan.

I must ask though, as far as you are in your routine, do trainers still serve a purpose for you? I thought that they are mainly there to motivate and guide but you seem really self motivated and also seem to know what you are doing. What does a trainer do for you?

essentially you are right.. I don't really need a trainer but in a big way i do. I need someone to push me past failure.. (it could be anybody.. even one of you if you lived locally) someone that will spot me when i need it and someone that can keep a record of my progress and work with me towards my lifting goals.

Essentially that's all i need a trainer for .. I already know more about the muscular , cardiovascular systems then any trainer i've worked with thusfar. I know more about the physics behind lifting certain weight than them too. but I know me.. and I'll work out till i cant work out.. and i need to work out past that. so in the situation where i was struggling at 8 reps.. my old trainer would've spotted me and helped me get at least 4 more. When you go past failure you are tearing more muscle fibers thus helping the muscle get bigger.

[BlodiaVulcan5]

now a word from our sponsor (note: NSFW)... http://youtube.com/watch?v=fc38dm5YYNE

[Mechanica]

I tried a fitness trainer back in the day for the free trial my gym gave, and then after that I was like see ya because even I knew more than him. It's gross that there's absolutely no requirements or certifications required to be one of those guys. I mean, the guy wasn't stupid, but he had the exact same general knowledge of health that I had, I was like wtf? I can do this shit myself (and here I am fifty pounds lighter, lol). I can see where motivation is an issue, other than that, fuck fitness trainers. I wouldn't get enjoyment out of fitness if it wasn't self-motivated (public school scarred me for life), but that's just me.

EDIT: (This has no relevance. Especially after rereading GTCs post and getting what he means about failure.)

[iwst99]

now a word from our sponsor (note: NSFW)... http://youtube.com/watch?v=fc38dm5YYNE

I love you. <3

Way to get me hard at work. Jerk. :-(

[Azagtoth]

I love you. <3

Way to get me hard at work. Jerk. :-(

The two big guys in there were cute as fuck.

[iwst99]

When they started rubbing that guy's nipples...that did it for me :P~

[BeaTs*]

blodia!!!! repped!!!! :D

[iwst99]

Oh yeah, forgot about that. *REPPED*

[BeaTs*]

your repping hand was busy? it's understandable

[Azagtoth]

He was typing with his nose. =P

[iwst99]

Ok, I have all my hands and my nose free now. :D

[Lobelia Prime]

He was typing with his nose. =P

I did that once. My nose is kinda pointy so I can do that sort of thing.

[The Green Trench Coat]

now a word from our sponsor (note: NSFW)... http://youtube.com/watch?v=fc38dm5YYNE

saw this a while ago but still A++

The two big guys in there were cute as fuck.

cosigned.

[Azagtoth]

cosigned.

Brother from another mother for life. <3

Chub lovers, check your PM's again. I'm sending you some more love.

[DaDesiCanadian]

So how many people here actually tried typing with their noses after reading this page?












:bluu:

[BeaTs*]

woo...just got my nipple and perineum pierced. compared to my nipple, the guiche was a piece of cake. I have bigger and more sensitive nipples than most guys...which is good and bad. it will be good later on, but right now it's quite bad

D:

[The Green Trench Coat]

woo...just got my nipple and perineum pierced. compared to my nipple, the guiche was a piece of cake. I have bigger and more sensitive nipples than most guys...which is good and bad. it will be good later on, but right now it's quite bad

D:

pics dude.. you know how we do in here.

[Æther]

Hot damn. I spotted this hot ass hell chub bear as I was leaving my mum's place a few minutes ago. My cell makes a click sound whenever I take pics so I couldn't ninja it. :shake:
saw this a while ago but still A++



cosigned.
Co-sign the co-sign. When I saw him leaving the chub bear I was like "Why would you leave that cute as fuck chub bear alone?! I'd be attached to his leg if I could! :mad:"
Brother from another mother for life. <3

Chub lovers, check your PM's again. I'm sending you some more love.
:lovin::lovin:
So how many people here actually tried typing with their noses after reading this page?












:bluu:
I tried but my nose is blunt at the end. :P
woo...just got my nipple and perineum pierced. compared to my nipple, the guiche was a piece of cake. I have bigger and more sensitive nipples than most guys...which is good and bad. it will be good later on, but right now it's quite bad

D:
...

[ramberk]

Hot damn. I spotted this hot ass hell chub bear as I was leaving my mum's place a few minutes ago. My cell makes a click sound whenever I take pics so I couldn't ninja it. :shake:


PRO TIP: Go to the sound settings on your phone and turn the volume off on the "when taking pictures" setting.

PRO TIP #2: Don't buy a RAZR phone they are POS phones.

[Lobelia Prime]

I have a question, you guys.
I can do one of three things right now.
1. Play Resident Evil 4
2. Go rake some leaves in the front yard
3. Masturbate

Which is preferable?

[BeaTs*]

1&3.

[Lobelia Prime]

1&3.

Which do I do first?
I couldn't do both at the same time unless Ashley took her clothes off.

[Æther]

PRO TIP: Go to the sound settings on your phone and turn the volume off on the "when taking pictures" setting.

PRO TIP #2: Don't buy a RAZR phone they are POS phones.
It gives me the choice of sounds it makes but no actual mute. Every day this phone (Kyocera KX5) is finding less and less of a use these days. I need to move up. >:[

Edit: Actually I kind of need to anyways. People are actually interested in talking with me nowadays and this POS service (Virgin Mobile) is not going to cut it.
Which do I do first?
I couldn't do both at the same time unless Ashley took her clothes off.
3 and then 1. Then if someone asks to play just hand the controller over. :D

[Lobelia Prime]

It gives me the choice of sounds it makes but no actual mute. Every day this phone (Kyocera KX5) is finding less and less of a use these days. I need to move up. >:[

Edit: Actually I kind of need to anyways. People are actually interested in talking with me nowadays and this POS service (Virgin Mobile) is not going to cut it.

3 and then 1. Then if someone asks to play just hand the controller over. :D

Lemme get a whoop-whoop for living alone!

[BeaTs*]

oh, and the all seeing fabulous eye can kiss my ass, but I'll see what I can do ;D

[Lobelia Prime]

And now, to display the first and last letters of LGBT, Lobelia Mk. IV.

Ashley Graham is fap-worthy, which is why I'm fapping to her right now.
That is all.

[Æther]

I wanna visit Rob but I only have enough money to get a bus ride home. I need my car fixed ASAP. :<
Lemme get a whoop-whoop for living alone!
Drats, the plan backfired. *shakes fists*
oh, and the all seeing fabulous eye can kiss my ass, but I'll see what I can do ;D
It'll gladly comply!

[bear]

Let me know.. we'll hang out. I live in brooklyn 10 minutes from manhattan.

Will do. The floor I'll be sleeping on is in Brooklyn as well. West 3rd, I think. Or something with a "3rd" in it. I can never quite remember.

[Mechanica]

Why would you get a chode piercing, might I ask? >_>

[The Grey Area]

Damn, workout mode in DDR Max 2 is no joke. After 30 minutes I was drenched in sweat like never before I could literally wring out my night shirt, and I usually don't sweat. I don't even glisten.

[Lobelia Prime]

Hahahaha, workout mode. Nice.
I exercise by riding my bike. I doubt the DDR generation even knows what a bike is....

[LBC]

Hahahaha, workout mode. Nice.
I exercise by riding my bike. I doubt the DDR generation even knows what a bike is....

Whats a bike :confused:

[BeaTs*]

Damn, workout mode in DDR Max 2 is no joke. After 30 minutes I was drenched in sweat like never before I could literally wring out my night shirt, and I usually don't sweat. I don't even glisten.your kidding right? lol. well try working out with PIU or to a lesser degree ITG, you will die before you start sweating

and toe mechanicath: chode??? huh? I got a guiche...

[DaDesiCanadian]

Wow, the fabulous all seeing eye changes phrases.....it might actually be > the original...

[Mechanica]

and toe mechanicath: chode??? huh? I got a guiche...

same thing

[The Grey Area]

your kidding right? lol. well try working out with PIU or to a lesser degree ITG, you will die before you start sweating

and toe mechanicath: chode??? huh? I got a guiche...

I am new to the Genre. Give a virgin a break, lol

[Æther]

I missed the bus home because of dirty text messaging with Rob. Totally worth it! :woot:
Wow, the fabulous all seeing eye changes phrases.....it might actually be > the original...
Oh yes!

[BeaTs*]

I am new to the Genre. Give a virgin a break, lolNub!!!!

@ mechanica: oh. I got it for reasons you can probably guess, same thing with the nipple. for my, errr, please-ure

[Lobelia Prime]

Nub!!!!
I play Guitar Hero on Medium.
I'm a nub.

[iwst99]

I play Guitar Hero on Medium.
I'm a nub.

Yes.


AZ that site ROX :DDDDD


And I ride my bike to the arcade to play DDR...what does that make me?

Ok, I don't do either of those things, although did own PSone DDR pads, and a bike at one point.

I'm bored.

[Azagtoth]

AZ that site ROX :DDDDD

I know, right? =D

Lobelia: I play Guitar Hero on IRL difficulty. :wink:

[iwst99]

I know, right? =D

Lobelia: I play Guitar Hero on IRL difficulty. :wink:

AKA medium

[The Green Trench Coat]

Will do. The floor I'll be sleeping on is in Brooklyn as well. West 3rd, I think. Or something with a "3rd" in it. I can never quite remember.

cool visiting family or friends?

[Azagtoth]

AKA there's a lot more than five notes

Fixed. =D

[bear]

cool visiting family or friends?

Visiting a couple friends, but mostly just a change of scenery. I go on a few trips a year to kinda keep my head together. I'll shoot you a PM with the dates.

[bear]

Fixed. =D

And the IRL version requires actual rhythm.

Yeah, I said it.

[Lobelia Prime]

Lobelia: I play Guitar Hero on IRL difficulty. :wink:

Guitar Hero's for lazy bums who don't want to learn it on IRL difficulty. ^_^

[30_60_90]

I haven't been into guitar hero in a long time'
also I just stumbled upon this thread and I'll probably be lurking/posting in it occasionally seeing as I'm a bi boy who has a preference for males over females.. so.. yeah.. just all that wasn't sure how to introduce myself into this thread so I guess I kinda rambled. :sweat:

[Lobelia Prime]

I haven't been into guitar hero in a long time'
also I just stumbled upon this thread and I'll probably be lurking/posting in it occasionally seeing as I'm a bi boy who has a preference for males over females.. so.. yeah.. just all that wasn't sure how to introduce myself into this thread so I guess I kinda rambled. :sweat:

Good shit. Welcome. If you're bear-like in appearance, you gon get raped.

[The Grey Area]

I haven't been into guitar hero in a long time'
also I just stumbled upon this thread and I'll probably be lurking/posting in it occasionally seeing as I'm a bi boy who has a preference for males over females.. so.. yeah.. just all that wasn't sure how to introduce myself into this thread so I guess I kinda rambled. :sweat:

Heya, welcome to DIE!!!!!!!

[iwst99]

:woot:

welcome all.

[severin]

If you're bear-like in appearance, you gon get raped.

If you're on the effeminate/androgynous side, you's also gonna get raped. Yay for lurkers

[iwst99]

Fuking orgies up in herr.

Helping Doug move into his new house tomorrow. He's so freaking awesome.......so happy. His mom and step dad are coming over on Sunday from vegas to help him setup the rest of his house....not sure if I'm going to meet them, but I'm hoping not for the time being....never had to meet a boyfriend's parents before. Eeeeeeek.

Anyways :lovin::lovin:

[BeaTs*]

so...Adrian. we started on talking terms again earlier this week...he said maybe near the end of summer we can hang out...then all of sudden he asked be to come by yesterday (just getting back home today)

bittersweet...awkward...unexpected. blah

So I went to his place,with "try to be friends" on my mind, since last time we talked, and the reason shit happened, was because he was back with someone.

I wasn't sure what to expect...I was nervous as hell, more than the first time we went out. but because of the stuff that happened and whatnot. were we going to talk about it? (like we should've) or just pretend like nothing happened (which is hard/awkward/but alright sometimes)

he hung out at his place, ate, watched some tv/movies, played some smash bros.

then he asks to see my piercings I told him about....which really means xxx...I'm really attracted to him, and wanted to do this before...but it's now too soon (well, because I'm trying to get back into this) for me, after trying to get back into what we had. I even think going to see him was too soon, I think we should've talked online/phone more before we saw each other again. And maybe even talk about what happened. I get into it, though not fully, because isn't he with someone? I ask him, he says "no" in a, weird way though. either because somethings a lie, or he doesn't want to talk about it. reluctantly (I) we get into it. It was still too fast for me...so it was quite awkward and...yeah.

I ask to stay, I do. we go to sleep. we get up in the morning, getting into itagain, this time a little more succesful on my end.

as usual, all the signs he's into me (he says he is anyway, I believe him) but at the end, when I'm leaving, he seems distant, something's wrong (he doesn't like talking about whatever it is, and I don't know how to ask him about it) so he walks me out. I want to give him a big hug and kiss, like the first few times we saw each other, but he shows no effort, just stands there, like the last time we saw each other. I lose my nerve and just give him a small hug, try to tell him that I liked the time we had, but I can hardly say it.

and yeah, so now he's going to take sleeping pills and try to sleep the whole weekend.

blah....there's something up, but I don't know if he will ever be able to talk about it.

I think I'm going to try to treat him out, get him out of the house. he's been so busy with school. though it will be hard, because he's so busy with school. hopefully I can see him again. if not, it would've been better if did just wait till the end of the summer.

[iwst99]

so...Adrian. we started on talking terms again earlier this week...he said maybe near the end of summer we can hang out...then all of sudden he asked be to come by yesterday (just getting back home today)

bittersweet...awkward...unexpected. blah

So I went to his place,with "try to be friends" on my mind, since last time we talked, and the reason shit happened, was because he was back with someone.

I wasn't sure what to expect...I was nervous as hell, more than the first time we went out. but because of the stuff that happened and whatnot. were we going to talk about it? (like we should've) or just pretend like nothing happened (which is hard/awkward/but alright sometimes)

he hung out at his place, ate, watched some tv/movies, played some smash bros.

then he asks to see my piercings I told him about....which really means xxx...I'm really attracted to him, and wanted to do this before...but it's now too soon (well, because I'm trying to get back into this) for me, after trying to get back into what we had. I even think going to see him was too soon, I think we should've talked online/phone more before we saw each other again. And maybe even talk about what happened. I get into it, though not fully, because isn't he with someone? I ask him, he says "no" in a, weird way though. either because somethings a lie, or he doesn't want to talk about it. reluctantly (I) we get into it. It was still too fast for me...so it was quite awkward and...yeah.

I ask to stay, I do. we go to sleep. we get up in the morning, getting into itagain, this time a little more succesful on my end.

as usual, all the signs he's into me (he says he is anyway, I believe him) but at the end, when I'm leaving, he seems distant, something's wrong (he doesn't like talking about whatever it is, and I don't know how to ask him about it) so he walks me out. I want to give him a big hug and kiss, like the first few times we saw each other, but he shows no effort, just stands there, like the last time we saw each other. I lose my nerve and just give him a small hug, try to tell him that I liked the time we had, but I can hardly say it.

and yeah, so now he's going to take sleeping pills and try to sleep the whole weekend.

blah....there's something up, but I don't know if he will ever be able to talk about it.

I think I'm going to try to treat him out, get him out of the house. he's been so busy with school. though it will be hard, because he's so busy with school. hopefully I can see him again. if not, it would've been better if did just wait till the end of the summer.

Sounds odd...hope you figure out what's going with him. Keep us tuned!

PS Who won Smash? Maybe you owned him up bad and he was upset. Let him win next time. :D

[Lobelia Prime]

If you're on the effeminate/androgynous side, you's also gonna get raped. Yay for lurkers

Iunno, most of the dudes in this thread seem to be into John Candy. I'm more like......some random boyish-looking chick.

[iwst99]

Iunno, most of the dudes in this thread seem to be into John Candy. I'm more like......some random boyish-looking chick.

Yeah, but you're into chicks anyways. =\

[Lobelia Prime]

Yeah, but you're into chicks anyways. =\

Yeah, tr00f.
I'm the first and last letters of LGBT.

[Azagtoth]

Iunno, most of the dudes in this thread seem to be into John Candy.

Not necessarily most, just the loudest of us. =D

Speaking of bears, my bf and I were at the county fair yesterday and were in awe at how much eye candy we spotted between the two of us. He even talked to two of them (probably the hottest ones too) just asking them random shit so we could get a better look.

Now I'm going to go fap to John Candy with a beard. Brb.

[iwst99]

Not necessarily most, just the loudest of us. =D

Speaking of bears, my bf and I were at the county fair yesterday and were in awe at how much eye candy we spotted between the two of us. He even talked to two of them (probably the hottest ones too) just asking them random shit so we could get a better look.

Now I'm going to go fap to John Candy with a beard. Brb.

Umm...you posted this at 12:32, it is now 12:48....WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG? It's John Candy with beard ASSIST....you should have been done 13 minutes ago.

I'm at the new house waiting for Doug. Went on my laptop to see if there's free internet (aka, non encrypted wifi) and YES, there's probably the next door neighbor with it, since the signal is all the way to the top. Free internetz ftw. I'm sure he's getting internetz of his own though.

[The Green Trench Coat]

Iunno, most of the dudes in this thread seem to be into John Candy. I'm more like......some random boyish-looking chick.

actually i cosign with IWST

I thought you were into chicks despite being effeminite.

and Nick frost Trumps john candy all day everyday.

[Lobelia Prime]

actually i cosign with IWST

I thought you were into chicks despite being effeminite.

I am into girls, dude. I fucking love girls.
Like I said.
The L and the T apply to me.

[Azagtoth]

Nick frost Trumps john candy all day everyday.

I dunno, dude. Beard assist is just too strong. Chris Farley used it too before he died. :(

EDIT: Looks like they're trying really hard to get me to play SF4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ljf8DK2gP4

The anatomy/physics are ridiculous, but the bouncing is nice. =D

[DaDesiCanadian]

Is this profusion of Bear lovers a common trend in today's (american) gay society, or is it just a SRK thing? Rather a blanket statement I know, but i'm just curious.

[iwst99]

Is this profusion of Bear lovers a common trend in today's (american) gay society, or is it just a SRK thing? Rather a blanket statement I know, but i'm just curious.

Hmmm, I think it just happens to be that many of the SRK posters happen to be into bears....I think most people in our community seem to be in the young skinny twinks....which I am totally not into...Also, most seem to prefer hot muscle bodies over fat overweight men. Like the one I'm laying in bed with right now. :D

[DaDesiCanadian]

Hmmm, I think it just happens to be that many of the SRK posters happen to be into bears....I think most people in our community seem to be in the young skinny twinks....which I am totally not into...Also, most seem to prefer hot muscle bodies over fat overweight men. Like the one I'm laying in bed with right now. :D

Ahh I see.

Who knew that Al was actually the sex symbol on Home Improvement....:rofl:

[Lobelia Prime]

I'm wondering if I should make an "Ask a Transsexual" thread. Is it necessary to do so?

[ramberk]

Lol, I dig bears but not exclusively into them and I'm not into the super worship that goes around here for them. I dig Nick Frost but that's the only "super" bear I'd invite over. :)

Bear culture perplexes me though. Sometimes I feel like bears are treated as outsiders or outcasts in the greater gay community and then sometimes I feel like they are treated as a special commodity. And then I sometimes think that bears are very exclusive and don't want to deal with non-bears.

Whatevs. I do think it's hurtful when we fetishize certain groups though.

[The Grey Area]

yay, Ronin and a friend of mine got me drunk. I totally don't mind being 26 now.


Hai Maria, lol