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DrumlinerJoe
07-23-2009, 08:45 AM
As far as I know Yeah and I are the only ones. It's not a bad site, just as far as fighters go most of them are kind fo scrubby.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-23-2009, 10:21 AM
Yeah I use it more for just networking and general conversation. Much like this topic.

sh1fty
07-23-2009, 12:51 PM
I'm loyal to SRK D:

Awesome jones you still owe me play time buddy bear. I want another shot at your sick sim D:

cachocapu
07-23-2009, 03:45 PM
hey guys! let me introduce myself

I'm spanish, my name is Daniel, i'm 25 and have been playing SF games since sf2 arcade, so long ago.

When SF4 came out I found srk.com and since then I've been avidly reading (and ocasionally posting) in the SF4 forum... But never looked these other threads.

I play SF4 with my friends, even attended a couple of tournaments here in Madrid... But the SF scene is so poor here, we don't even have any sf4 arcade machines!!

But, next September I'm going to New York!! (one of my dreams since I was a child!) And I thought, it'd be cool if someone at SRK could help me find some arcades in NY and possibly play some games with me!!

And that's how I came out of the SF4 forums and I saw this thread... a gay thread in SRK?? Yay!

If any of you are from NY, it'd be great if you could show me arcades, pubs, clubs, etc. I'm coming with two straight friends so gay clubbing is not in the schedule...:wonder: Otherwise, which other thread is better to find sf4 players in NY?

Thanks!!

DrumlinerJoe
07-23-2009, 04:43 PM
Bienvenido Cachocapu. Hope you like SRK so far. And yeah we've had our gay group going on around here for a while now. Feel free to post anytime.

And The Green Trench Coat is from New York. He posts up in here all the time.

sh1fty
07-23-2009, 05:10 PM
hey guys! let me introduce myself

I'm spanish, my name is Daniel, i'm 25 and have been playing SF games since sf2 arcade, so long ago.

When SF4 came out I found srk.com and since then I've been avidly reading (and ocasionally posting) in the SF4 forum... But never looked these other threads.

I play SF4 with my friends, even attended a couple of tournaments here in Madrid... But the SF scene is so poor here, we don't even have any sf4 arcade machines!!

But, next September I'm going to New York!! (one of my dreams since I was a child!) And I thought, it'd be cool if someone at SRK could help me find some arcades in NY and possibly play some games with me!!

And that's how I came out of the SF4 forums and I saw this thread... a gay thread in SRK?? Yay!

If any of you are from NY, it'd be great if you could show me arcades, pubs, clubs, etc. I'm coming with two straight friends so gay clubbing is not in the schedule...:wonder: Otherwise, which other thread is better to find sf4 players in NY?

Thanks!!

We have the same name, so I like you already :D

Mechanica
07-23-2009, 05:13 PM
Go gay clubbing anyway. Since there's two of them they can go club while you go gay clubbing with GTC!

sh1fty
07-23-2009, 05:19 PM
Go gay clubbing anyway. Since there's two of them they can go club while you go gay clubbing with GTC!


Hey bro, I watched your vid of you playing Dan. Quit with all that fail talk man, you handled the pressure WAY better than I would say 95% of the posters here on SRK would. That was some serious pressure right there, and Dan is a hell of a player. Plus, I thought your fuerte was pretty beastly.... I could of sworn a couple of those ultras were going to land, ESPECIALLY the last one. Great showing man! I'm def a fan :D

Azagtoth
07-23-2009, 05:25 PM
We have the same name, so I like you already :D

Great, two other Daniels. :(

sh1fty
07-23-2009, 05:33 PM
Great, two other Daniels. :(



You're kidding. Why you stealin mah name brah?

DrumlinerJoe
07-23-2009, 05:33 PM
Play me matches NAO Shifty!

Æther
07-23-2009, 05:43 PM
IIRC they have a place in NY called Chinatown Fair that's real popular. Check the regions forums near the bottom.

Also welcome.

*UNTS UNTS UNTS*

Mechanica
07-23-2009, 05:53 PM
Hey bro, I watched your vid of you playing Dan. Quit with all that fail talk man, you handled the pressure WAY better than I would say 95% of the posters here on SRK would. That was some serious pressure right there, and Dan is a hell of a player. Plus, I thought your fuerte was pretty beastly.... I could of sworn a couple of those ultras were going to land, ESPECIALLY the last one. Great showing man! I'm def a fan :D

Thanks man. After rewatching the vids I did do better than I thought, but I still am a little disappointed. I usually play smarter, especially not with throwing out ultras. I didn't think any of those would land but tried it out of desperation. I will catch lesser players with the gross wakeup ultra because they get caught up in the momentum and try to throw. Dan is so sly for that. Well I thought maybe the last ultra would hit, hoping he committed to a button. But nope, he was baiting it. Either way, thanks man. Always appreciate people's good words, because it's kinda been haunting me. I didn't anti-air at all - I was like no way he'll jump AGAIN!

bear
07-23-2009, 05:59 PM
It was nice meeting some of you folks around Evo -- Mech, Dream, Blodia, Grey and Lobelia.

Bear - Great meeting you. You look and sound so laid back tho lol. CARE ABOUT SOMETHING! GET ANGRY! But GG's tho. You were mad chill, and remember. You owe me a Money Match =P


Haha. You couldn't get me upset if you tried. And money match it is. I will fucking Ice Car all the way to the bank (once I really learn how to play).

Azagtoth
07-23-2009, 06:06 PM
You're kidding. Why you stealin mah name brah?

lol Aren't I older than you?

It's all good. All that matters is that we're brothers in name and taste. :)

Æther
07-23-2009, 06:10 PM
Good, good. Now kiss and make up. *takes pics*

Awesome Jones
07-23-2009, 09:46 PM
I'm loyal to SRK D:

Awesome jones you still owe me play time buddy bear. I want another shot at your sick sim D:

I'll be on tonight if you're up for some matches! I'll be on a little late probably 11ish PST. If not then perhaps this weekend, stud. :wgrin:

oh and where did you get to see mechanica's match? I wanna watch it as well so I can study up on fuerte matchups the next time I play him. I'm callin you out!... sorta!

Mechanica
07-23-2009, 10:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukDt7Nj4Xec

great cow lord
07-23-2009, 10:20 PM
ahhhh it killed me to watch you,Mechanica, get all upset and frustrated. Rocking some banging headphones~

here's a match from a tourney that was held here in houston last week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfGLHhrK4zU

not bad for my first one~

Mechanica
07-23-2009, 10:47 PM
ahhhh it killed me to watch you,Mechanica, get all upset and frustrated. Rocking some banging headphones~


I know dawg, I know. :sad: *points to sig* Hahaha, errbody clowned on my headphones.

Were you akuma or chun? Good shit not using alt outfit for either one. Fuck that DOA shit and fuck a rope pretzel.

sh1fty
07-23-2009, 11:15 PM
I'll be on tonight if you're up for some matches! I'll be on a little late probably 11ish PST. If not then perhaps this weekend, stud. :wgrin:

oh and where did you get to see mechanica's match? I wanna watch it as well so I can study up on fuerte matchups the next time I play him. I'm callin you out!... sorta!

Gah sorry I missed you again. I had been playing Joe for 2 hours when you got on, and I have to get up early in the morning for work. THIS WEEKEND WE SHALL PLAY!!


In other news, my bama bear got me tickets to aerosmith with zz top opening for them. I is super excited.

cachocapu
07-23-2009, 11:16 PM
God you man are skilled!!! I almost spit my heart out right at the start, FA then 5 RSF loops!!! wtf man I don't think I can even pull one off. Nice, nice video

It's a shame the lag would kill if we played over Live, it would be nice to play any of you guys... And then there's the time difference lol..

sh1fty
07-23-2009, 11:16 PM
I know dawg, I know. :sad: *points to sig* Hahaha, errbody clowned on my headphones.

Were you akuma or chun? Good shit not using alt outfit for either one. Fuck that DOA shit and fuck a rope pretzel.


Not that you asked me, but I've played him enough to believe for sure that he was the chun :P

Good stuff



I wish there was tournaments in Oklahoma. I think the scene here literally does not exist, the Oklahoma thread in the Southwest forums is basically dead... /cryface

Turbovec
07-23-2009, 11:36 PM
Great, two other Daniels. :(

Make that 3, but in all seriousness, I hate being a depressed loser like this. I need some action damnit x.x

sh1fty
07-23-2009, 11:45 PM
Make that 3, but in all seriousness, I hate being a depressed loser like this. I need some action damnit x.x


Solution: Come to Oklahoma.

Turbovec
07-23-2009, 11:53 PM
Solution: Come to Oklahoma.

lol, don't say such things

sh1fty
07-24-2009, 12:00 AM
lol, don't say such things

Too late, just did. :D


DO IT NAO

Azagtoth
07-24-2009, 12:04 AM
Make that 3, but in all seriousness, I hate being a depressed loser like this. I need some action damnit x.x

Seriously? How did I not know this? We've talked before and everything. :(

BTW if you cut out the shy act you could probably get it in a heart beat haha.

Awesome Jones
07-24-2009, 12:31 AM
Gah sorry I missed you again. I had been playing Joe for 2 hours when you got on, and I have to get up early in the morning for work. THIS WEEKEND WE SHALL PLAY!!


i'm starting to think you just don't want to play with me anymore...

haha, j/k. i work 1215-845pm. and i have an hour commute both ways. so yeeeah... i get on around 11 at the earliest :lame: but definitely, sometime this weekend! ... maybe. haha, i have mondays and tuesdays off!

Turbovec
07-24-2009, 05:12 AM
Too late, just did. :D


DO IT NAO

You could always come down to visit, better comp out here for games ;)

Seriously? How did I not know this? We've talked before and everything. :(

BTW if you cut out the shy act you could probably get it in a heart beat haha.

Really, I'm not shy in person and I've actually been toning it down online. But even with that in mind, still haven't gotten lucky. :P

great cow lord
07-24-2009, 05:59 AM
Thanks Sh1fty ,yeah I was using Chun-Li.

Speaking of Sh1fty, lets get some games in I finally got a stick now and I need to get use to it. I'm going to watch a couple of youtube videos and copy what they do with Chun-Li. B)

Mechanica, I wasn't knocking them down. I should do that. Get some headphones and plug them in my Ipod Shuffle. B)

Æther, love your avatar~

I'm so glad it's Friday! Anyone wants to get down on some sf4 or BB later on today, before I jump into some L4d/W.o.W/ go out with fridays?

I'm really hating this xbox live, DLJ and I can't connect,games or parties, and we live in the same state. DLJ, I'll just start sending you voice messages with some sexy erotic shit~

The Green Trench Coat
07-24-2009, 06:48 AM
Kilts remind of dresses, dresses on men remind of drag queens, drag queens remind me of every horrific thing imaginable.

Therefore, Sh1fty cannot attend any medieval/Scottish themed events without having a nervous breakdown.



look up the scottish highland games

I think you'll change your mind real fast.

http://bearmythology.net/2009/01/13/ryan-vierra-highland-games-bear/ <- one of many of the hot bearish competitors

sh1fty
07-24-2009, 07:49 AM
look up the scottish highland games

I think you'll change your mind real fast.

http://bearmythology.net/2009/01/13/ryan-vierra-highland-games-bear/ <- one of many of the hot bearish competitors


Sh1fty recants his previous statement due to the seeing of a hawt man in a kilt.



Also, GCL sure let's get some games in tonight! :D

DrumlinerJoe
07-24-2009, 08:44 AM
Gah sorry I missed you again. I had been playing Joe for 2 hours when you got on, and I have to get up early in the morning for work. THIS WEEKEND WE SHALL PLAY!!


I always got dibs on Shifty. For the rest of y'all he's my sloppy seconds.

Æther
07-24-2009, 09:21 AM
I'm a sad panda bear. My converter isn't responding anymore. Ehh... It was 3 bucks so it's kinda expected. Now I gotta wait weeks before I can afford a better one: http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-6m-49-en-70-qc2.html

The only thing I'm looking forward to is the possibility of going to Disney next month. Just hope my boss doesn't refuse it. I haven't had a vacation in about 3-4 years now. I'm starting to have rage when playing SF4.
Æther, love your avatar~
Heh. My first .gif. Maybe I'll make somethin with a baer next time.

If you want some games I'll be home today. Just PM me/respond in this thread. I forwarded my ports so I think I can play you now. Haven't had a connecting problem yet.

look up the scottish highland games

I think you'll change your mind real fast.

http://bearmythology.net/2009/01/13/ryan-vierra-highland-games-bear/ <- one of many of the hot bearish competitors
Heh. One of the many reasons why I wanna start lifting weights. Not only for the health but for the hawtness in a tank top. :wow:

I always got dibs on Shifty. For the rest of y'all he's my sloppy seconds.
Hmmm... (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yoSoot7U74)

Pasqual
07-24-2009, 11:57 AM
Hmmm... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yoSoot7U74)

Broked link, fixed in quote.

Azagtoth
07-24-2009, 11:59 AM
Really, I'm not shy in person and I've actually been toning it down online. But even with that in mind, still haven't gotten lucky. :P

Whatever haha point is you CAN get it. :)

yum

Hot bear in kilt is hot. :)

Heh. One of the many reasons why I wanna start lifting weights. Not only for the health but for the hawtness in a tank top. :wow:

You'd probably already be hotness in a tank top. :P

Sucks about the converter. A big part of the reason I haven't been playing FG's as much is because mine is fucked up too, and mine is one of the now-really-fucking-hard-to-get Pelican ones gamestop used to sell. I need a new stick, dammit. :((

Æther
07-24-2009, 12:20 PM
Broked link, fixed in quote.
Thank ye. :)


You'd probably already be hotness in a tank top. :P

Sucks about the converter. A big part of the reason I haven't been playing FG's as much is because mine is fucked up too, and mine is one of the now-really-fucking-hard-to-get Pelican ones gamestop used to sell. I need a new stick, dammit. :((
Hehe. Thanks. :wgrin:

Don't know which format you're looking for but I looked here for what I wanna get: http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=181187

Mechanica
07-24-2009, 12:43 PM
Play asia takes too long. I got my converter for three bucks on like DEALEXTREME.net or something. It still came from like hong kong or whatever but it only took maybe a week? I remember things from play asia taking like a month. It was some blue converter. Works fine for me... and hell if it doesn't it's probably still like three bux.

sh1fty
07-24-2009, 06:57 PM
I'd really like to add another PCB board to my 360 TE stick to make it compatible with PS3's... just for the hell of it. I don't think I'm smart enough to pull it off though, haha.

gameweasel
07-24-2009, 07:05 PM
I took my daughter to the Jonas brothers concert at the new cowboys stadium:crybaby:

DrumlinerJoe
07-24-2009, 07:35 PM
Nothing about the Jonas Brothers is appealing.

Awesome Jones
07-24-2009, 09:25 PM
Nothing about the Jonas Brothers is appealing.

THANK YOU. I really find them ugly and annoying. I don't think they're even related; they don't look alike. haha sorry I just straight up don't like em

Awesome Jones
07-25-2009, 01:55 AM
ggs @ sh1fty! twas good talking/playing with you. lookin' forward to more games!

Turbovec
07-25-2009, 05:43 AM
Must....kill....libido x.x

iwst99
07-25-2009, 08:54 AM
Might go to Six Flags Magic Mountain today. I'm addicted to winning stuffed animals, so that's the perfect place. Plus I love their fucking rides. :D

Æther
07-25-2009, 01:57 PM
THANK YOU. I really find them ugly and annoying. I don't think they're even related; they don't look alike. haha sorry I just straight up don't like em
I remember overhearing some girl at a Dennys talkin about how she saved the Jonas from a polar bear in her dreams. I almost wish it was a Freddy Kreuger nightmare.

sh1fty
07-26-2009, 05:05 PM
Sooo I saw a girl at Target with one of those naruto headbands on. She was probably 16. I lol'd.

Pasqual
07-26-2009, 05:09 PM
Sooo I saw a girl at Target with one of those naruto headbands on. She was probably 16. I lol'd.
We had Video Game Club at my high school. I spent most of the time playing Smash and occasionally wandered over to the Guitar Hero area. There were Naruto kids wearing headbands and playing the Gamecube games and everybody pretty much mocked them, even the Wolfenstein kids who barely spoke.

FiveTwelve
07-26-2009, 05:55 PM
Do you ever have sex with men, just for fun?

Seriously, just think for 3 seconds before you ask a question. Apply it to your own life.

Why is it that several others are able to give actual responses and you're just acting like a bitch? It was reasonable and as such got several reasonable responses. If you don't like the question, go fuck yourself.

great cow lord
07-26-2009, 09:29 PM
FiveTwelve and Mechanica should just fuck each other~

Pasqual
07-26-2009, 09:41 PM
Why is it that several others are able to give actual responses and you're just acting like a bitch? It was reasonable and as such got several reasonable responses. If you don't like the question, go fuck yourself.

And you responded to his response by calling him a bitch and telling him to go fuck himself. What does that say about you?

His response was completely fine, apply questions to yourself where applicable. Do you ever just jerk off a buddy after a gaming session, just for shits and giggles or to make sure you don't have gay tendencies popping up?

Mechanica
07-26-2009, 09:42 PM
Why is it that several others are able to give actual responses and you're just acting like a bitch? It was reasonable and as such got several reasonable responses. If you don't like the question, go fuck yourself.

They just have more patience I guess. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings but I just read the same dumb questions over and over and I can't help but give a snappy response. I just simply don't understand where some of these questions come from. I'm sorry baby. Will you ever forgive me? Maybe you could try batting for the other team and we could take cow lord's advice.

EDIT: In all seriousness, what pasqual said. I gave you a reasonable response, and asked you the question you asked me - then you got offended and butthurt. Any question, ANYTHING you're curious about about us mystical gay guys - if you take the question and flip it around so it's a question for a straight guy, you'll have at least some idea of what the answer may be. We're still people, just attracted to a different gender. Stupid questions like that make me feel like I'm on exhibit at the zoo. It's just really not that hard to figure out.

FIVETWELVE LOOKIN REAL SALTY OVER THERE

Pasqual
07-26-2009, 09:49 PM
In other news, I'm watching through the first season of Queer As Folk and remembering how much I liked this show. Going to do the rest of the series afterwards.

But real talk, this show makes me want to go party and have promiscuous sex and shit which is not kosher.

DrumlinerJoe
07-26-2009, 10:20 PM
I remember liking the first season, despite the bad acting.

Then the writing caught up with the acting and watching an episode became a harrowing ordeal so I just gave up on it.

sh1fty
07-27-2009, 12:35 AM
Dear gay people,

Do you guys ever fuck girls just to see if you'll keep a boner the whole time?~

Mechanica
07-27-2009, 01:27 AM
Man my roomie (lesbian) was watching queer as folk and was telling me how she was embarrassed to be seen watching it but was enjoying herself. I watched the guys act like a gay (very badly) and just kinda felt awkward. And then I went to play street fighter. That's my exposure to queer as folk. Well that and my friends and I would scroll past it on digital cable and go lolol lets watch queer as folk guys. It's extra funny because they didn't know I was gay.

We used to watch skinemax softcore porns like Nightcap (for the music, oh my god the nightcap music... every sex song was dun dun DUN dun DUN... dun dun DUN dun DUN.. so sensual)... oh god, did anyone ever see Real Sex? Ugh, clown sex haunts me.

DrumlinerJoe
07-27-2009, 01:49 AM
The dude in this video is oddly hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeqKtHNicAI

And it's just a plain badass song.

The Green Trench Coat
07-27-2009, 06:39 AM
Dear gay people,

Do you guys ever fuck girls just to see if you'll keep a boner the whole time?~

no. did you do that?

The Green Trench Coat
07-27-2009, 06:54 AM
so a friend of mine pointed out that I can be a little loose with the term "Love".

so i'll ask is it offputting for someone to say i love you to you.. if they are not your boyfriend or love intrest?

I guess for me I don't think of it like that. I totally love you guys. especially the cool people I've met thus far like Az, Bear, lobelia.. and Blodia, DLJ and khaotika! who I havent met but absolutely adore.

Is it weird to hear that? Maybe it was just this one guy who is weird about it.

JustB
07-27-2009, 06:58 AM
It was probably just that one guy. It could also be several other people who, in their current state, aren't able to comprehend platonic love.

Personally, I love lots of people. I don't usually say it because I have the fear of making them uncomfortable, but I love them anyway.

The Green Trench Coat
07-27-2009, 07:44 AM
I don't usually say it because I have the fear of making them uncomfortable, but I love them anyway.

This.

I guess that's what i dont understand so much.

do you think most people that say they love you mean they are confessing some desire for some lifelong committment and so on?

sh1fty
07-27-2009, 07:47 AM
no. did you do that?



Hell no.

I was being somewhat sarcastic, with the whole "dumb questions from straight people" debate going on.

JustB
07-27-2009, 07:54 AM
This.

I guess that's what i dont understand so much.

do you think most people that say they love you mean they are confessing some desire for some lifelong committment and so on?

Personally, no, I don't think someone is trying to make confessions of any kind of desire(s). Do I like to hear it? Sometimes very much so. Most of the time not, though. However, I'm also aware that not everyone can handle being told that because they have preconceived connotations of what all that entails. I guess you just have to figure out somebody's personality before you can safely say something like that to them.

Azagtoth
07-27-2009, 10:54 AM
especially the cool people i've met thus far like az...

<3

Why must we be so far apart~

Khaotika!
07-27-2009, 11:37 AM
Any question, ANYTHING you're curious about about us mystical gay guys

I don't know about any of you, but I'm more magical than mystical.

=P

GTC: <3 I adore you too. We should meet. Srsly. /wrist for not being able to get on XBL.

About "love", yeah, I toss it around to everyone, not just a romantic interest. I've gotten into the habit of saying it as a goodbye if I know I won't see the person for awhile; mostly because you never know when (or if) you'll ever see them again. Oh, now I've made myself sad. /wrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy

Love ya'll. :rock:

The Green Trench Coat
07-27-2009, 11:42 AM
<3

Why must we be so far apart~

i will make it down to your area to catch one of your shows soon.

also so that i can upgrade my visual memory of Christian. .. and you.. and then i can do fun things like picture the 2 of you together .. making out.. and touching eachother while I..


*** censored paragraph ***


.. in the teacups at disneyland.

Æther
07-27-2009, 11:49 AM
IMO Love is a broad definition. I say it to family and close friends, say it to my BF relationship wise and even sarcastically to people I hate "Well I love you too. :razz:". People just need to catch up to the tone in which it's used.

JustB
07-27-2009, 12:08 PM
i will make it down to your area to catch one of your shows soon.

also so that i can upgrade my visual memory of Christian. .. and you.. and then i can do fun things like picture the 2 of you together .. making out.. and touching eachother while I..


*** censored paragraph ***


.. in the teacups at disneyland.

PM censored portion plz.

IMO Love is a broad definition. I say it to family and close friends, say it to my BF relationship wise and even sarcastically to people I hate "Well I love you too. :razz:". People just need to catch up to the tone in which it's used.

Tone is big, yes. I usually get it in the creepy way. Like they just met me.

iwst99
07-27-2009, 12:16 PM
I love the cock.


I heart queer as folk. Problem is it should have ended at Season 3. I've watched season 1-3 about 10 times each. 4th season maybe 3-4, and I haven't been able to get through Season 5 more than 1.5 times.

bear
07-27-2009, 12:41 PM
so a friend of mine pointed out that I can be a little loose with the term "Love".

so i'll ask is it offputting for someone to say i love you to you.. if they are not your boyfriend or love intrest?

I guess for me I don't think of it like that. I totally love you guys. especially the cool people I've met thus far like Az, Bear, lobelia.. and Blodia, DLJ and khaotika! who I havent met but absolutely adore.

Is it weird to hear that? Maybe it was just this one guy who is weird about it.

<3

And no, it isn't weird to me. I love lots of folks, and I'll also tell them so sometimes. They usually get me, in the way I mean it. Or I believe they do. Maybe I'm making them squirm. And on the receiving end, I don't default it as love interest.

Oh, and I may be in NYC again next month. If it works out, we should grab some food or play some games. Which is pretty much all I do in that city, come to think of it.

FiveTwelve
07-27-2009, 01:14 PM
They just have more patience I guess. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings but I just read the same dumb questions over and over and I can't help but give a snappy response. I just simply don't understand where some of these questions come from. I'm sorry baby. Will you ever forgive me? Maybe you could try batting for the other team and we could take cow lord's advice.

EDIT: In all seriousness, what pasqual said. I gave you a reasonable response, and asked you the question you asked me - then you got offended and butthurt. Any question, ANYTHING you're curious about about us mystical gay guys - if you take the question and flip it around so it's a question for a straight guy, you'll have at least some idea of what the answer may be. We're still people, just attracted to a different gender. Stupid questions like that make me feel like I'm on exhibit at the zoo. It's just really not that hard to figure out.

FIVETWELVE LOOKIN REAL SALTY OVER THERE

That's one touchy gay dude. Most of you seem fine here on SRK, answering questions reasonably. Then again, there are those in every group who are simply dicks (no pun intended). Either way, try to cry less.

Azagtoth
07-27-2009, 01:37 PM
i will make it down to your area to catch one of your shows soon.

also so that i can upgrade my visual memory of Christian. .. and you.. and then i can do fun things like picture the 2 of you together .. making out.. and touching eachother while I..

*** censored paragraph ***

.. in the teacups at disneyland.

Awesome! I'll make sure the two of us play shirtless that day. :)

slow27
07-27-2009, 03:42 PM
sorry if its a repost but i just had to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6alOnuN-wCY

The Green Trench Coat
07-27-2009, 04:47 PM
Awesome! I'll make sure the two of us play shirtless that day. :)

you will both be raped.

Awesome Jones
07-27-2009, 05:42 PM
That's one touchy gay dude. Most of you seem fine here on SRK, answering questions reasonably. Then again, there are those in every group who are simply dicks (no pun intended). Either way, try to cry less.

EDIT: "Most of you" is just as bad as saying "You people." The subtly of language can change how people react to everything you say. I'm not offended by it, personally, I'm just lookin' out for ya, so just keep it in mind. You could've said "You guys in this thread seem fine/cool/adjective" and it would be on a much more friendly/less condescending way.

Dude, what I think you're failing to grasp is how you posed the question could be thought of as offensive. I'm not saying your question was unreasonable, in fact, I'd argue the opposite, but the fact that you don't even ask yourself the reverse question almost makes it seem like gay people are these super-unknown/mysterious beings that you can't comprehend. (See alien). Do you see how it can be thought of as inconsiderate?

If you were to ask any other question regarding preferences, you would most likely (I hope, not trying to assume) try to rationalize it in your own mind. Hm, I really like vanilla ice cream, but I can't stand chocolate. Would you really ask someone who is the opposite of you in terms of ice cream preference if they would try vanilla ice cream just to see if they like it knowing full well that if you were asked the same question about trying chocolate ice cream you would be like "Pff, HELL NO. I know what I like/I've tried it before, didn't like it/Gross."

I think that's what Mechanica was really trying to get at, if not, then this is what i'm getting at; just put yourself in the other person's/people's shoes for a sec and try to think of how it could come off to other people. Your intentions may be purely based on your curiosity and that's fine, just remember that, like everyone else in the world, there are going to be people who are not going to be as welcoming or even willing to tolerate questions that haven't been thought out thoroughly.

And one other thing, why are you getting so riled up about this? Someone didn't like your question, deal with it, don't try to start shit that doesn't even matter. You got some answers from some people, and you didn't from other people. What answer are you really looking for? And to be fair I want to pose the question back to you:

First your original question:
For gays, do you guys ever feel the need to try women/go back to women? For fun or curiosity or whatever... does this ever come up as an issue?

I want you to take this seriously, if you're finding yourself thinking "WTF, that's a dumb question." You're probably not alone in thinking that.

Now i want to ask you:
For straights, do you guys ever feel the need to try men/go back to men? For fun or curiosity or whatever... does this ever come up as an issue?

And I'm serious, if you give me an honest answer to my question, I'll give you an honest answer to yours.

This isn't meant as an attack at all, I really would like for one forum on SRK to not have drama or at least have the least amount of drama in it. There's my two quarters.

Bastion
07-27-2009, 05:47 PM
That's one touchy gay dude. Most of you seem fine here on SRK, answering questions reasonably. Then again, there are those in every group who are simply dicks (no pun intended). Either way, try to cry less.


lol @ "most of you seem fine".

and don't worry about any intention of a pun, it's not a pun.

Pasqual
07-27-2009, 05:48 PM
Awesome Jones Wins.

Flawless Victory.

Pasqual
07-27-2009, 05:51 PM
lol @ "most of you seem fine".

Because there are no touchy (or more accurately, mildly frustrated) straight people, dontchaknow.

slow27
07-27-2009, 05:57 PM
And I'm serious, if you give me an honest answer to my question, I'll give you an honest answer to yours.

I'm not gay.

This isn't meant as an attack at all, I really would like for one forum on SRK to not have drama or at least have the least amount of drama in it. There's my two quarters.

50 cent. He's a rapper.

Pasqual
07-27-2009, 05:59 PM
Bad troll is bad.

DrumlinerJoe
07-27-2009, 07:43 PM
I'm preparing the folks at gaygamer.net for Marvel on Wednesday by offering tips and strats and such. Hopefully they'll be hot and offer some good competition.

Insom
07-27-2009, 09:11 PM
lol gay ppl

FiveTwelve
07-27-2009, 10:31 PM
EDIT: "Most of you" is just as bad as saying "You people." The subtly of language can change how people react to everything you say. I'm not offended by it, personally, I'm just lookin' out for ya, so just keep it in mind. You could've said "You guys in this thread seem fine/cool/adjective" and it would be on a much more friendly/less condescending way.

Most of you meaning those who I have interactive with on this site (those who answered my question reasonably). That's all it meant. I neither know nor care whether or not people can read properly, it is not my problem.

Dude, what I think you're failing to grasp is how you posed the question could be thought of as offensive. I'm not saying your question was unreasonable, in fact, I'd argue the opposite, but the fact that you don't even ask yourself the reverse question almost makes it seem like gay people are these super-unknown/mysterious beings that you can't comprehend. (See alien). Do you see how it can be thought of as inconsiderate?

Offensive? When did that ever come up? I asked a question, got a few responses and one guy was just being a baby. Where are you getting this? And I have asked the same question in reverse, I simply wanted to know what members of the gay community thought.

Your intentions may be purely based on your curiosity and that's fine, just remember that, like everyone else in the world, there are going to be people who are not going to be as welcoming or even willing to tolerate questions that haven't been thought out thoroughly.

The question was fine, as you can tell from all but one of the responses that I received. Even then, he never complained that it was offensive. There's always a few that are simply not the brightest pennies in the fountain that will simply go off on a rampage. This, again, is not my problem and I truly do not care. For the vast majority of people, the question was see for what it was: pure curiosity and it was well received. Special thanks to those who answered btw.

And one other thing, why are you getting so riled up about this? Someone didn't like your question, deal with it, don't try to start shit that doesn't even matter. You got some answers from some people, and you didn't from other people. What answer are you really looking for?

Riled up? Don't be ridiculous. I asked a question, got some good answers and one idiot got upset. I told him off. End of story.

Now i want to ask you:
For straights, do you guys ever feel the need to try men/go back to men? For fun or curiosity or whatever... does this ever come up as an issue?

It hasn't for myself but I know of some where it has. This was why I asked here to see if it was the same for members of the gay community.


This isn't meant as an attack at all, I really would like for one forum on SRK to not have drama or at least have the least amount of drama in it.

That makes two of us.

Pasqual
07-27-2009, 10:51 PM
It hasn't for myself but I know of some where it has. This was why I asked here to see if it was the same for members of the gay community.

Here's the problem though. Why would it be different? Just like the straight community has some guys and gals with bi-tendencies, so does the gay community.

Now, had you posited whether the percentage of men who identify as homosexual and also occasionally have sex with women (bi-curiosity and not drunken shenanigans or whatever) was higher/lower/the same as the percentage of heterosexually-identified men who've had sex with other men, now that would be an acceptable question. But your question inherently implies that either you believe there is a difference between heteros and homos beyond who we like to use our genitals on, or the second interpretation, that homosexuality is a more transient/less substantial way of being and thus we are more likely to feel the need to test once in a while that we're still not straight.

Were either of these your intentions? Nope. But is that how it can come off without clarification? Yes.

And in all honesty, people responded politely because getting questioned on things we shouldn't really need to be questioned on happens more often than it should and most of the members on here who've been out for a few years or so have probably gotten pretty well-practiced in answering such questions.

Awesome Jones
07-28-2009, 03:03 AM
snip

*shrug* ok, fair enough. then to answer your question, no it doesn't come up as an issue for me. see ya 'round. :wink:

great cow lord
07-28-2009, 05:06 AM
oh man,this thread just got crazy. I had to go back a couple of pages to catch up.

DrumlinerJoe
07-28-2009, 08:43 AM
Well, I tried to stay out of the discussion but my opinion finally got strong enough to kick in.

I can understand people wanting to take offense to the question, but I think in this kind of situation you have to look at where Five is coming from. He asked politely, was genuinely curious, and didn't mean any harm or sarcasm by it. It would've been one thing to come in and ask "How come so many gay men like little boys" or something equally rude or stupid, but I don't think he came in here to rile folks up or anything like that. I think when you encounter a question like his you have to stop and realize, this person doesn't know about certain aspects about our sexuality/community/whatever and wants to know. It doesn't hurt to just answer the question.

Anyway in answer to the question, I've been curious about women before, but not enough to actually do anything about it.

Æther
07-28-2009, 08:48 AM
Oi vey, enough already. Moar ghey talk, less drama.

-Anyways I saw a bit of Dance Your Ass Off during the weekend. Sad to see Warren (http://dyao.oxygen.com/dyao/blog/warren/warren-leaves-in-episode-2) be eliminated. Now there's no reason to watch the show. ;P

- Been thinkin about getting a lion or bear claw tattoo on my arms. Mainly to see if my body can handle getting a bigger one for my back. Rar.

DrumlinerJoe
07-28-2009, 08:51 AM
You mean there's actually a reason to watch that show?

FiveTwelve
07-28-2009, 09:19 AM
Well, I tried to stay out of the discussion but my opinion finally got strong enough to kick in.

I can understand people wanting to take offense to the question, but I think in this kind of situation you have to look at where Five is coming from. He asked politely, was genuinely curious, and didn't mean any harm or sarcasm by it. It would've been one thing to come in and ask "How come so many gay men like little boys" or something equally rude or stupid, but I don't think he came in here to rile folks up or anything like that. I think when you encounter a question like his you have to stop and realize, this person doesn't know about certain aspects about our sexuality/community/whatever and wants to know. It doesn't hurt to just answer the question.

Anyway in answer to the question, I've been curious about women before, but not enough to actually do anything about it.

Thank you!

iwst99
07-28-2009, 09:47 AM
Straight people are gay.

Æther
07-28-2009, 09:51 AM
You mean there's actually a reason to watch that show?
Not anymore. The closest being the bald dude or whatever. But he's a queen so nevermind. :|

iwst99
07-28-2009, 09:56 AM
There's only one reason to watch Top Chef...mmmmmmmmm.

Azagtoth
07-28-2009, 10:46 AM
There's only one reason to watch Top Chef...mmmmmmmmm.

Didn't Graham lose? That was pretty much my only reason. :(

Aether: I've been thinking of a tat as well, but bear claws are mad cliche so I dunno. I was thinking maybe a cookie monster on my arm.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-28-2009, 10:48 AM
I really need to work on my lusting its getting out of control.


I go to a historic black university so theres big muscle bound niggas and big titty wide hipped bitches EVERWHERE. I cant take this.

sh1fty
07-28-2009, 12:15 PM
Honestly, I don't mind the questions (stupid or otherwise). At least someone is actually trying to learn about homosexual people rather than just bunching us into the humongous stereotype set by stuff like oh I don't know... gay pride parades.


I swear I hate that parade more than anything on this earth... it ends up more like a freak show and imo is a HUGE reason why everyone thinks every gay person does meth, dresses like a woman, and has sex with everything that walks. We should have doctors, lawyers, firemen, people in their professional outfits to show that Gay people actually play some important roles in society.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-28-2009, 12:21 PM
You should come to Black Gay Pride in Atlanta next month then.

No parade. No flags. Just a big ass cesspool of homosexuals.

iwst99
07-28-2009, 12:22 PM
We should just reopen the ask a gay dude thread for a few weeks and let all the new members ask away, then close it again until this cycle starts all over.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-28-2009, 12:25 PM
Eh, the questions im imagining SRK asking sound a bit repetitive and unfunny at this point.

Ha ha..tops and bottoms

Ha ha..big hairy musty men sucking cock and fondling nuts

iwst99
07-28-2009, 12:28 PM
Eh, the questions im imagining SRK asking sound a bit repetitive and unfunny at this point.

Ha ha..tops and bottoms

Ha ha..big hairy musty men sucking cock and fondling nuts

They were the same back then, but we ended up answering ALL QUESTIONS, even joke questions with legit answers and eventually the joke questions stopped, at least until new members joined and were like "OMG a gay thread?!!?!?!?! I'm gonna make some original jokes in that thread and I'm gonna be soooo funny." Except everyone had already made said jokes and that person was thoroughly ignored.

Mechanica
07-28-2009, 12:38 PM
Finally got my xbox power cord back. Bout to play some o dat remix soon. Not a fan of sf4 online, but you guys can try to get me to play it if you want. Gonna borrow blazblue from a friend who hates it since I don't have the money to borrow it right now. Just gotta figure out how to meet up with him since he lives hella far away.

The Grey Area
07-28-2009, 01:23 PM
Yeah, if there is no malice, I tend to just answer the questions. I remember my mother telling me about white co workers asking her if black babies came out of the womb that dark.I figure that it can't get much worse than that.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-28-2009, 01:25 PM
6'2, brownskinned, swimmers build, dark eyes, smart, lives close to me?!!





I should start praying more.

slow27
07-28-2009, 01:26 PM
its gay regardless if balls are touching

The Grey Area
07-28-2009, 04:46 PM
Any of you buying Marvel for the 360? It has been years for me but I may try and get back into it.

Valaris
07-28-2009, 04:46 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just here to say: HI PUMPKIN ESCOBAR!

BeaTs*
07-28-2009, 04:53 PM
Any of you buying Marvel for the 360? It has been years for me but I may try and get back into it.i just picked up a 360 and TE stick...and will be ready when it drops on PS3 too.

dat crack :lovin:

hopefully it's alright on and offline, so that I can beast on some foos

The Grey Area
07-28-2009, 05:04 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just here to say: HI PUMPKIN ESCOBAR!


Lobelia says "Back the fuck off her girl" Which, I imagine, means Hi.


Sup Val, I had a lot of fun in Vegas. Don't take any shit off of those French fucks, lol.

DrumlinerJoe
07-28-2009, 06:20 PM
Honestly, I don't mind the questions (stupid or otherwise). At least someone is actually trying to learn about homosexual people rather than just bunching us into the humongous stereotype set by stuff like oh I don't know... gay pride parades.


I swear I hate that parade more than anything on this earth... it ends up more like a freak show and imo is a HUGE reason why everyone thinks every gay person does meth, dresses like a woman, and has sex with everything that walks. We should have doctors, lawyers, firemen, people in their professional outfits to show that Gay people actually play some important roles in society.

There are actually. Including church groups, family organizations, veterans and others. The media usually covers the more outrageous parts of it for the attention it draws.

Azagtoth
07-28-2009, 07:39 PM
They were the same back then, but we ended up answering ALL QUESTIONS, even joke questions with legit answers and eventually the joke questions stopped, at least until new members joined and were like "OMG a gay thread?!!?!?!?! I'm gonna make some original jokes in that thread and I'm gonna be soooo funny." Except everyone had already made said jokes and that person was thoroughly ignored.

Ugh I remember when every other post in that thread was "this thread is so gay." Talk about beating a dead fucking horse.

Æther
07-28-2009, 07:49 PM
That's why we need an FAQ in the first post. If anyone repeats a question they get perma banned.

Or get stripped naked in a donkey show.

THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING. REBEL 1, ACTION.

sh1fty
07-28-2009, 10:54 PM
The media usually covers the more outrageous parts of it for the attention it draws.

And since straight people don't attend the parade, this is the part they see.

Mechanica
07-28-2009, 11:22 PM
Ugh I remember when every other post in that thread was "this thread is so gay." Talk about beating a dead fucking horse.

y'all niggas is gay.

Awesome Jones
07-29-2009, 12:33 AM
Any of you buying Marvel for the 360? It has been years for me but I may try and get back into it.

I think I will, it'll be fun to encounter all the rage quitters in an entirely NEW way! :rock:

y'all niggas is gay.

true dat.

Mechanica
07-29-2009, 01:21 AM
https://www.shakeweight.org/

omg omg hahahahahahahahahaha

haaahahahahahaha

I can't believe this is real

Pasqual
07-29-2009, 01:26 AM
https://www.shakeweight.org/

omg omg hahahahahahahahahaha

haaahahahahahaha

I can't believe this is real

Way to make me lose my shit right before going to bed. Can't stop laughing.

sh1fty
07-29-2009, 08:32 AM
https://www.shakeweight.org/

omg omg hahahahahahahahahaha

haaahahahahahaha

I can't believe this is real



That made me feel incredibly awkward watching that chick do that with a big grin on her face

bear
07-29-2009, 12:06 PM
https://www.shakeweight.org/

omg omg hahahahahahahahahaha

haaahahahahahaha

I can't believe this is real

When your workout is done, it should let you know by shooting something all over your face.

Bastion
07-29-2009, 05:01 PM
A guy I know has been left by his wife. Apparently she put her finger up his ass a while ago and he liked it. Then they moved on to small toys, then she strapped it on and fucked him. A year later she was fucking him more then he was fucking her and he couldnt get enough. Now she decided that she needs 'a real man' and has left him. lol. thoughts? I always wonder if guys like this turn gay.

Azagtoth
07-29-2009, 06:48 PM
https://www.shakeweight.org/

omg omg hahahahahahahahahaha

haaahahahahahaha

I can't believe this is real

Fucking LOL way to go science.

Pasqual
07-29-2009, 09:36 PM
Somebody use this as their avatar kplzthx. (http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1568/ggroove.gif)

Mechanica
07-29-2009, 10:44 PM
A guy I know has been left by his wife. Apparently she put her finger up his ass a while ago and he liked it. Then they moved on to small toys, then she strapped it on and fucked him. A year later she was fucking him more then he was fucking her and he couldnt get enough. Now she decided that she needs 'a real man' and has left him. lol. thoughts? I always wonder if guys like this turn gay.

Haha, aww, sad. Why couldn't they both do each other at the same time? See, some people should not unlock the wonder of the prostate. It's a homewrecker.

Somebody use this as their avatar kplzthx. (http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1568/ggroove.gif)

Awesome.

sh1fty
07-29-2009, 11:46 PM
A guy I know has been left by his wife. Apparently she put her finger up his ass a while ago and he liked it. Then they moved on to small toys, then she strapped it on and fucked him. A year later she was fucking him more then he was fucking her and he couldnt get enough. Now she decided that she needs 'a real man' and has left him. lol. thoughts? I always wonder if guys like this turn gay.


I'd say she's a bitch, most straight couple's don't really know the craziness of the 'male g spot'. All she had to do was hit it once and he was hooked.

Though that's fucked up that she'd leave her husband because of something in the bedroom, it's sad when people let the physical stuff ruin a realationship, especially one so 'committed' as marriage.

DeMarcus [GPX]
07-30-2009, 12:39 AM
I'd say she's a bitch, most straight couple's don't really know the craziness of the 'male g spot'. All she had to do was hit it once and he was hooked.

Besides the pleasure aspect and as bitch as this may sound... a lot of straight men just simply like the feeling of being dominated/submissive to their spouse...

Though that's fucked up that she'd leave her husband because of something in the bedroom, it's sad when people let the physical stuff ruin a realationship, especially one so 'committed' as marriage.

Fuck.. I left my husband for that reason... though it's a more complicated and hilarious story... INVOLVING PLUNGERS!

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-30-2009, 12:44 AM
So less than 2 weeks after my heartfelt spill out about how im so single, dont date, cant find a date, so alone I meet a guy (the 6'2, chocolate thunder aformentioned above) and now im all googly eyed.


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


And since he'll be going to Chapel Hill next month we will be reeeeeally close to one another. So I know youre all like either "so what" or "whats the catch" and heres the catch...




He's 18. But at this point, who gives a flying fuck. I just turned 22.


Its either him, or this fat mexican chick. And im not too interested in her.

DeMarcus [GPX]
07-30-2009, 12:48 AM
Hey that's the same age gap I had with my ex... 4-6 yrs is definitely negotiable...

People are just more judgmental about the age gap when the person is less than 20 years old imo...

When I hit 21, I dated a guy who was 30 and no one said shit...

Pasqual
07-30-2009, 12:51 AM
Ahem.

Age gaps don't mean shit. If he's legal, he's legal.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-30-2009, 01:02 AM
Right. And my whole thing is..

How many immature 27 year olds do you know? I know loads. How many coke head 30 year old sluts do you see in the club every week? I see loads.

I dont think age is a good indicator of maturity, not anymore.



Im such a thirsty little queen. I made him send me a video of him talking earlier today.


<<< freak

Pasqual
07-30-2009, 01:06 AM
Your G-Groove is off the charts :rofl:

But yeah, that's not particularly freaky. It just means you're in looooooovvveeee.


Iiiiiinnnn looooooovvveeeeeee!

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-30-2009, 01:10 AM
Freak as in..strange..not necessarily freaky.

But in all actuality I am a bit bit freaky, unless you like that fetish white porn, then Im not very freaky at all. Dick cheese, racist domination porn and genital abuse aside...


Im still kind of embarrassed to tell people what some of my fetishes are. I do like nice feet tho, thats pretty tame.


EDIT: I dont love the fucker! We just met like 4 days ago. Ive very much in strong lust at this point.

Pasqual
07-30-2009, 01:19 AM
Whatever, just let me know when you guys are registered for your wedding at the House of Spank and I'll pick you up something nice.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-30-2009, 01:22 AM
Marriage is between a man and...

just kidding.



Im bored.

Pasqual
07-30-2009, 01:23 AM
Me too. Watching Sanford play Gouken and then going to bed. It's hot and I've got work in the morning.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-30-2009, 01:27 AM
When is Marcus Patrick going to come out the closet? He's very handsome.

http://www.gbmnews.com/News_Photos/111907/MarcusPatrickPlaygirl2.jpg
http://qikwando.com/Images/MarcusPatrick10.jpg
http://www.queerty.com/wp/docs/2009/02/marcuspatrick_11.jpg


Im looking at a video of him right now giving an interview in a hotel room with him shirtless spread eagle on a bed in shorts with some old sick-looking gay man with his arm stretched across his thigh. Rotfl.

The Grey Area
07-30-2009, 05:00 AM
Yeah, age gaps can be worked around as long as both parties care about each other. I am 27 and Lobelia is 21.

The Green Trench Coat
07-30-2009, 05:05 AM
A guy I know has been left by his wife. Apparently she put her finger up his ass a while ago and he liked it. Then they moved on to small toys, then she strapped it on and fucked him. A year later she was fucking him more then he was fucking her and he couldnt get enough. Now she decided that she needs 'a real man' and has left him. lol. thoughts? I always wonder if guys like this turn gay.

no. there is actually porn of this guy (who happens to be a bear) who is straight.
I think his name is studjohnX or bearjohnx.. anyways he fucks women but in every session has the women strap on and fuck him

(it was weird cause he had some dildo that actually squirted something at him in one vid .. i almost threw up)

I know a couple of married straight guys that have anal toys like aneros or just enjoy there wife to put a finger in there but wouldn't want a dick in there. male g spot is so ultra god teir though.


and now im all googly eyed.


This.

Keep your head cubby. Enjoy it but don't get all caught up till theres something to get caught up in.

great cow lord
07-30-2009, 05:19 AM
Whatever, just let me know when you guys are registered for your wedding at the House of Spank and I'll pick you up something nice.

:rofl::looney::rofl:

The Green Trench Coat
07-30-2009, 07:11 AM
HAPPY BDAY DLJ!!!!!!!!

:lovin::lovin::party::party::party::smokin::hitit: :bottle:

Khaotika!
07-30-2009, 07:55 AM
Welcome to the 30+ club, Joe!! :lovin:

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!! :party: :party: :woot:



yah yaahh b*tch!: congrats on finding someone~ :lovin:

The Grey Area
07-30-2009, 08:03 AM
Happy birthday joe!!!

The Green Trench Coat
07-30-2009, 08:32 AM
Welcome to the 30+ club, Joe!! :lovin:

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!! :party: :party: :woot:



yah yaahh b*tch!: congrats on finding someone~ :lovin:

heck yeah 30+ club.

*pinches Khaotikas ass when he's not looking*


30+ :party:

DrumlinerJoe
07-30-2009, 09:10 AM
Thank you fellas.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-30-2009, 09:24 AM
Keep your head cubby. Enjoy it but don't get all caught up till theres something to get caught up in.
:lovin:

**drinks another protein shake**

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-30-2009, 09:51 AM
Happy B-Day Gayliner Joe! I got you a present! The new Madonna leaked today!


Madonna - Celebration
http://www.zshare.net/audio/63369454db3a87cd/

Pasqual
07-30-2009, 09:53 AM
:lovin:

**drinks another protein shake**

Is that what you kids are calling them nowadays :confused:


Happy birthday Joe! If you're lucky I'll let you beat me at SF4 layer tonight!

iwst99
07-30-2009, 10:14 AM
Yeah, age gaps can be worked around as long as both parties care about each other. I am 27 and Lobelia is 21.

lol...that's not an age difference. :)

50 and 22 here. Mech and his man are over 20 years apart as well.

Happy birthday DLJ! Don't black out and shit.

Pasqual
07-30-2009, 10:20 AM
lol...that's not an age difference. :)

50 and 22 here. Mech and his man are over 20 years apart as well.

Happy birthday DLJ! Don't black out and shit.

Why you gotta try and 1-up someone like that?

...

20 and 54 here :rofl:

sh1fty
07-30-2009, 10:40 AM
Happy birfday Joe :>

19 and 34 here :P

Aerosmith concert tonight! woo!

BeaTs*
07-30-2009, 10:41 AM
happy bday joe.

are you on that marvel yet? anyone else on it? soooo addicting

Pasqual
07-30-2009, 10:43 AM
I suck at Marvel, hardcore. I'm just going to go MSP and mash buttons, fuck actually learning this game :sad:

sh1fty
07-30-2009, 10:56 AM
I suck at Marvel, hardcore. I'm just going to go MSP and mash buttons, fuck actually learning this game :sad:


same. :sad:

Mechanica
07-30-2009, 11:34 AM
I tried to warn you guys! I think. Getting into marvel from scratch is just a waste of time, unless you've really got several years to put into the game... to be below anyone else but still maybe kill one character off a decent player. It's a slippery slope.

Mech

word life, 29 years apart.

late happy birthday to joe! I got your invite the other day but by the time my match finished and I accepted you were gone. never heard the voice message 'cause I didn't wanna dig up my mic.

LightningStorm
07-30-2009, 01:03 PM
Happy Birthday Joe.

I'd say GGs in Marvel last night, but neither of us had sticks so they weren't really all that "good". I have no idea how you managed to do stuff on that pad, cause I was looking like a damned noob to all fighting games with that mess.

Anyway I'm on Marvel folks, add me. Though don't expect me to really play or care at all until my stick arrives.

yah yaahh b*tch!
07-30-2009, 01:17 PM
Eh...I dont think its gonna take "years" to learn marvel.

To be competitive if you REALLY work at it, you could do it in a year.

I learned T5 in about 11 months. Then I made top 10 online rankings in north america and kinda quit after I couldnt deal with the shitty netcode.

The Green Trench Coat
07-30-2009, 01:44 PM
add me for marvel too!


also i'm sooo jealous of this dragqueen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOO05lHI7yA

DrumlinerJoe
07-30-2009, 05:12 PM
Thanks y'all, on my way to Olive Garden for dinner with friends. And I'll definitely be on that Marvel tonight.

Good to talk to you again LS. Yeah I'm a pad warrior somewhat, lol. I guess I got used to all that DC training mode some of those skills transferred over.

And I expect brithday table dances from all of you. Get crackin!

Bastion
07-30-2009, 05:35 PM
birthday wishes.... i think he must be busy playing marvel.

Zugi
07-30-2009, 08:12 PM
Happy Birthday DLJ :)

great cow lord
07-30-2009, 08:12 PM
hbd dlj~

Æther
07-30-2009, 09:18 PM
Feliz cumpleaños. Imma tabletop dance with nothin but a hula skirt and a coconut bra. Make everyone suffa! Hahaha!

Azagtoth
07-30-2009, 11:09 PM
Esta bien lol.

-snip-

Happy Birthday, dude. :)

JustB
07-31-2009, 02:37 AM
Happy birthday, DLJ :party:

Mechanica
07-31-2009, 02:44 AM
I'd have played some birthday marvel with you joe (got your invite) but I don't have it. :sad:

JustB
07-31-2009, 09:01 AM
Mechanica, awesome AV... just amazing.

Pasqual
07-31-2009, 09:05 AM
Thanks :lovin: Mechanica's got that full G-Groove. When you hover over it, the popup says "Mechanica Has Every Season of Absolutely Fabulous on DVD".

Mechanica
07-31-2009, 11:25 AM
Yeah props to Pasqual, hahah. I'd play cvs with a groove like that.

bear
07-31-2009, 12:24 PM
I don't think I can get back into Marvel. At least not seriously. I quit really playing that game in like 2002. Something about starting up again sounds like a chore.

I'm likely gonna stick to 3rd Strike and Blazblue (I'm starting to get Rachel pretty solid, finally). And I may pick up KoFXII, but I'm pretty sure I'll be playing that one predominantly alone, or with the one other dude in town who will play SnK games.

The Green Trench Coat
07-31-2009, 12:44 PM
I don't think I can get back into Marvel. At least not seriously. I quit really playing that game in like 2002. Something about starting up again sounds like a chore.

I'm likely gonna stick to 3rd Strike and Blazblue (I'm starting to get Rachel pretty solid, finally). And I may pick up KoFXII, but I'm pretty sure I'll be playing that one predominantly alone, or with the one other dude in town who will play SnK games.

I'm the same way about marvel.. I play just to do tricks and stuff.

My mag is perfunctory at best. My tbonne/ sentinal is okay just because i love playing her. everyone else i pretty much use just to show off glitches or cool looking combos and such. nothing serious.

I am having a lil trouble with blazblu and i think my frustration is making me more and more unintrested in the game. Maybe if i had some decent matches it would start a fire in me for the game.

Mechanica
07-31-2009, 01:07 PM
I am having a lil trouble with blazblu and i think my frustration is making me more and more unintrested in the game. Maybe if i had some decent matches it would start a fire in me for the game.

Are you playing online? This happens to me with every single online fighter. I fight randoms and I end up fuckin' hating the game.

sh1fty
07-31-2009, 04:22 PM
I'm probably not buying marvel, since I know I'll just keep getting my ass beat and hate myself for spending money on it.


Blazblue is still somewhat fun, though my beloved haku-men is torn apart by the army of Nu's.

Fuck that match up.

Pasqual
07-31-2009, 04:25 PM
Bang is still > everyone else.

But I played my first serious Nu user and I'm once again considering dropping BB or just casualing it. That was pretty stupid.

TragicHero
07-31-2009, 04:35 PM
Well it's nice to know I'm not the only gaymer out there, Mechanica! lol

Weeks
07-31-2009, 04:42 PM
i just want to say that mechanica's avatar is awesome. hahah.

DrumlinerJoe
07-31-2009, 05:19 PM
WEEKS! My favorite white/straight person! Killing two birds with one stone.

Weeks
07-31-2009, 08:37 PM
Sup joe, whaddya know?
sick rogue dude

bear
07-31-2009, 08:56 PM
I'm the same way about marvel.. I play just to do tricks and stuff.

My mag is perfunctory at best. My tbonne/ sentinal is okay just because i love playing her. everyone else i pretty much use just to show off glitches or cool looking combos and such. nothing serious.

I am having a lil trouble with blazblu and i think my frustration is making me more and more unintrested in the game. Maybe if i had some decent matches it would start a fire in me for the game.

In Marvel I still just play Psylocke/CapCom/Strider. Sometimes Sentinel and Akuma. I'm likely only passable at any of them now. It's a fun game to dick around on, but I don't think I'm up for the heavy practicing again.

And Blazblue has a weird hump to get over. The first couple weeks of the game, I really didn't get it. In truth, I'm only just understanding the game this week (I've been practicing). But I have some folks to play with offline, which helps a lot. Online matches against random players make me want to punch puppies and push nuns into traffic.

And one major thing I'm learning is that, everything I learned in Capcom games is of no fucking use in BB. Since I stopped trying to treat it like ST or 3s, and it's been going a lot better for me.

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-01-2009, 02:42 AM
Im such a mans man.
http://i26.tinypic.com/f3gozl.jpg

The Green Trench Coat
08-01-2009, 12:47 PM
Im such a mans man.
http://i26.tinypic.com/f3gozl.jpg

i like your lips.

You look about how I expected you wouuld.

The Green Trench Coat
08-01-2009, 12:52 PM
Are you playing online? This happens to me with every single online fighter. I fight randoms and I end up fuckin' hating the game.

i played online for a solid .. lets say 2 weeks v13 and hakumen players are seriously making me hate the game. i even switched to cheap noel and still i get all frustrated. like bear said i'm ready to do dudleys rolling thunder to a basket of drowning puppies by the time i'm done.

TragicHero
08-01-2009, 01:04 PM
Im such a mans man.
http://i26.tinypic.com/f3gozl.jpg

Hey you're a cutie! :) Here's me:
http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/cmauffray1/?action=view&current=chris-1.jpg

bear
08-01-2009, 01:17 PM
i played online for a solid .. lets say 2 weeks v13 and hakumen players are seriously making me hate the game. i even switched to cheap noel and still i get all frustrated. like bear said i'm ready to do dudleys rolling thunder to a basket of drowning puppies by the time i'm done.

V-13 is annoying, but Hakumen takes the gold for most annoying online character. But you know what's fun? Pick Hakumen as well, and spam C the whole time. The people that do that will lose to it. It's pretty funny.

But yeah, the online section of fighters is a surefire way to start hating the game if you play that way too much. I already wasn't a big fan of SF4, but netplay is why I stopped for good. The only thing I like doing online for that one now is exclusively using throws. You get a shit ton of hate mail.

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-01-2009, 01:20 PM
I think its such a system flaw that D spam is possible in Blazblue. I think it should use super gauge or drain hp.

bear
08-01-2009, 01:23 PM
I think its such a system flaw that D spam is possible in Blazblue. I think it should use super gauge or drain hp.

I don't find it an issue offline. But online will inevitably have lag, which makes certain moves too easy to abuse. C-spamming Hakumens aren't shit if you can block on reaction. And Noels mashing D are pretty easy to punish, but online it's a fucking headache.

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-01-2009, 01:29 PM
Lets not forget miss Nu..

bear
08-01-2009, 03:51 PM
To be honest, I've only played maybe one Nu that was really good, so she hasn't been much issue. But no one I know locally plays her. I only run into her online, and usually they're not very good with her.

Awesome Jones
08-02-2009, 01:12 AM
here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elD38pJX7iE) a cool commercial from a New Zealand Airline that I'm sure you guys would enjoy. It is work appropriate.

and here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i14) the behind-the-scenes vid. :wgrin: enjoy!

The Grey Area
08-02-2009, 05:04 PM
Hey, just got BB and am enjoying it. I do agree that there should be a gauge or somthing tied to D spam. I am playing Tager so I am getting used to losing but am getting the hang of the system. I have never played a game that was easier to standing 360 or buffer a 720. It is just screwed up to me that they made him so immobile. It feels like half of the roster is just so much more user freindly than the other half. Like I will always work harder for a win than a V-13, Noel or Jin/Sol lookalike (forgot his name). Don't even get me started on that guy who looks like no-face.

I love Bang. If any of you see me on, please help me not to suck, lol.

Bastion
08-02-2009, 06:55 PM
Hey, just got BB and am enjoying it. I do agree that there should be a gauge or somthing tied to D spam. I am playing Tager so I am getting used to losing but am getting the hang of the system. I have never played a game that was easier to standing 360 or buffer a 720. It is just screwed up to me that they made him so immobile. It feels like half of the roster is just so much more user freindly than the other half. Like I will always work harder for a win than a V-13, Noel or Jin/Sol lookalike (forgot his name). Don't even get me started on that guy who looks like no-face.

I love Bang. If any of you see me on, please help me not to suck, lol.


I just got bb too, ill play you as soon as i get some of the concepts down a little. Right now I feel like I'm drowining in a Ocean. I need to at least learn to float or something. I think im going to just go online, not try to win or do anything special, just block, counter, and tech throws, figure out bursting. Then once ive got the concept down im going to develop a game plan to land Ragna combos. lol

I like it alot though, it feels more solid to me then GGXX, and way more solid then SF4. Controls are good.

oh, and i bought sfa2 on psn, and like... can someone explain why in this day and age they arent adding online play? like why even release it with out networking? lol. maybe it costs too much to develop idk.

Azagtoth
08-02-2009, 07:59 PM
oh, and i bought sfa2 on psn, and like... can someone explain why in this day and age they arent adding online play? like why even release it with out networking? lol. maybe it costs too much to develop idk.

The Alpha releases on PSN are straight up PS1 ports.

Btw I'd be down for some BB matches with you guys since you're playing on ps3. :)

FrAnkDAdAnk
08-02-2009, 08:16 PM
ggs to drumlinerjoe. Your Rouge is serious business...had to spam out a few viper beams to avoid perfects =O

bear
08-02-2009, 08:52 PM
Hey, just got BB and am enjoying it. I do agree that there should be a gauge or somthing tied to D spam. I am playing Tager so I am getting used to losing but am getting the hang of the system. I have never played a game that was easier to standing 360 or buffer a 720. It is just screwed up to me that they made him so immobile. It feels like half of the roster is just so much more user freindly than the other half. Like I will always work harder for a win than a V-13, Noel or Jin/Sol lookalike (forgot his name). Don't even get me started on that guy who looks like no-face.

I love Bang. If any of you see me on, please help me not to suck, lol.

I got a message from you, but it had no sound. Either that, or my settings are messed up. And since I don't have a mic or a keyboard for my xbox (something I might as well change, eh?) it takes me 10 minutes to punch out a return message on my stick.

But if you wanna get some BB games, just send me an invite. I'm down to play whenever I'm on. And I'll see about getting a keyboard or a headset this week.

And this game takes some getting used to. My progress with Rachel is a slow climb. But I like it a lot. It's fun, once you get used to it.

TragicHero
08-02-2009, 10:30 PM
So does anyone else here find Chris Redfield hot beyond all reason in RE5? I mean seriously...those biceps and that voice......holy fuckin shit lol

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-02-2009, 11:13 PM
Never been much turned on by pixels but Excella is DAMN hot.


I ask you gay bottoms a question...how big is too big? Last night I was flipping channels and got so bored that I put the remote up to my wang, about an inch shorter than the remote.


Not being racist (lol here is comes) but if I were to show a black guy he'd be like "nice" but a white guy would usually go "wow or thats huge." Ive never got any complaints, but it seems that white and asian guys seem to think my dick is a lot bigger than your average black gay guy would.

Lol. Someone explain to me the differences between races and what size queens are for particular groups.

sh1fty
08-02-2009, 11:35 PM
Never been much turned on by pixels but Excella is DAMN hot.


I ask you gay bottoms a question...how big is too big? Last night I was flipping channels and got so bored that I put the remote up to my wang, about an inch shorter than the remote.


Not being racist (lol here is comes) but if I were to show a black guy he'd be like "nice" but a white guy would usually go "wow or thats huge." Ive never got any complaints, but it seems that white and asian guys seem to think my dick is a lot bigger than your average black gay guy would.

Lol. Someone explain to me the differences between races and what size queens are for particular groups.

I can't really answer how big is too big, I stay in relationships only so I figure the person makes the relationship, not how big his trouser snake is. But if it IS large, then I guess I'll just get used to it, right?

And what you said isn't really racist, black guys naturally have bigger dicks than us crackers. Funny thing is, most black guys are expected to have large dicks, but a white guy with a large dick is more surprising than expected. I can't say I've ever been with a black guy or ever will be (see my first sentence, I'm already in a relationship :P) but if I were I probably would just assume he had a big dick. Nothing wrong with that, I guess.

VI The Sixth
08-02-2009, 11:40 PM
How is it possible to be gay and Christian?

I was watching an old EP of the real world and this gay guy was still Christian. Even though he's tried to have the "gay" taken out of him. Does someone have to partition out the fact that they're not following the Bible or do they just ignore that passage that prohibits buttseks with another dude? Or do they just tell themselves that God will forgive them in the end if they pray hard enough? Even though it explicitly says in the Bible that being gay is a sin?

Seriously. It's like a Jew that eats pork. I really don't get it. For the record, I'm an Atheist and voted no on prop 8 =P

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-02-2009, 11:46 PM
Would you be dissappointed if he didnt? Rotfl.


Are there any scientific studies about penis size and nationality/race? I thought it was just a stereotype, but I cant say that ive seen an Asian guy with a big dick to be honest. Ive heard about all sorts of things like hundreds of years of cold weather down to simple diets for generations.

My friend on yahoo whos black says:

6.5 and below - small
7-8 - "good size"
8.5-10 - big
10+ - nice to look at, and only to look at


So by those standards Im between "good" and "big". But I know a guy in particular whos black and my 3 year old nephew has him beat.

The Green Trench Coat
08-03-2009, 05:56 AM
How is it possible to be gay and Christian?

I was watching an old EP of the real world and this gay guy was still Christian. Even though he's tried to have the "gay" taken out of him. Does someone have to partition out the fact that they're not following the Bible or do they just ignore that passage that prohibits buttseks with another dude? Or do they just tell themselves that God will forgive them in the end if they pray hard enough? Even though it explicitly says in the Bible that being gay is a sin?

Seriously. It's like a Jew that eats pork. I really don't get it. For the record, I'm an Atheist and voted no on prop 8 =P

[edit: I'm not comming at you i'm just explaining my position]

You mean the same way christians Ignore that fornication and adulty are explicity spelled out countless times in the bible as being a sin. Yet they still do it.. sing about it, pass no laws in government to admonish fornicators and adulterers?


I don't think a person has to renounce christianity once they realize they are homosexual. You have to figure if god is love and all that christianity teaches than wouldn't it matter more that you lived your life as a good person who tried to help others and so on, rather than getting a free pass into the pearly gates because you fucked a girl.

does that even make sense?

homo: Where am I? Am i in heaven?
jesus: not so fast queermo, we went over your paperwork we see you saved lives
helped the elderly, countless selfless acts of heroism, an all around great guy.. but ahhhm... well where's the vaginal penetration

homo: uhm what?
jesus: To get into heaven you gotta fuck some pussy.. we don't care if you fuck women and treat them like shit, leave them to raise families without you, have unsuporrted kids from different families. We dont even care that you murder steal or anything else.. but you gotta fuck some pussy!!

homo: but i'm gay, what about all those good things i did??..
jesus: Sorry champ we're sending you to eternal torment because of all the good you did. and because you didn't fuck pussy. *throws a switch*


it's all really silly when you think about it.

JustB
08-03-2009, 06:03 AM
GTC, the way Christianity was explained to me, all you had to do was accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you were in. You could be the most horrible person in the world, but as long as you submitted to the rule of the Jesus, you were good to go.

The Green Trench Coat
08-03-2009, 07:03 AM
GTC, the way Christianity was explained to me, all you had to do was accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you were in. You could be the most horrible person in the world, but as long as you submitted to the rule of the Jesus, you were good to go.

sahweeeet.. we are in there!!

so then thats all we gotta say to the christian rightwingers we can just say we've accepted jesus as our lord and savior so no need to protest.

Khaotika!
08-03-2009, 07:42 AM
So does anyone else here find Chris Redfield hot beyond all reason in RE5? I mean seriously...those biceps and that voice......holy fuckin shit lol

Me. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. :rofl:

:hitit:

Bastion
08-03-2009, 09:32 AM
GTC, the way Christianity was explained to me, all you had to do was accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you were in. You could be the most horrible person in the world, but as long as you submitted to the rule of the Jesus, you were good to go.


hmm, sucks to be the other 66% of the world that isnt christian.

sh1fty
08-03-2009, 09:49 AM
How is it possible to be gay and Christian?

I was watching an old EP of the real world and this gay guy was still Christian. Even though he's tried to have the "gay" taken out of him. Does someone have to partition out the fact that they're not following the Bible or do they just ignore that passage that prohibits buttseks with another dude? Or do they just tell themselves that God will forgive them in the end if they pray hard enough? Even though it explicitly says in the Bible that being gay is a sin?

Seriously. It's like a Jew that eats pork. I really don't get it. For the record, I'm an Atheist and voted no on prop 8 =P



Hi, I'm gay and Christian, and so is the guy I date. We go to the same church regularly also. Does the church we attend necessarily approve of homosexuality? No. Will/would they condemn us for it if they knew? No. You see the problem with many Christians (and churches for that matter) is that they enjoy playing God. They cast away homosexuals from churches, condemn them, look down upon them, when the Bible tells us to love each other as our neighbor, and that he who has not sinned should throw the first stone (which, obviously, the only one who would fit that would be Jesus). It is God's role to judge, not ours.

No, my hubby and I do not ignore that part of the Bible. We aren't going to come up with some kind of theory that many years ago it was mysteriously added and that it was never there originally. Just because we wished it would go away, doesn't mean it will. However, we are strong in our faith. We live our life as any other heterosexual couple would. We have a Godly relationship and are both fully committed to one another. Yes it IS a sin. You know what else is a sin? Anger, judging others, taking God's name in vein, etc. etc. By Biblical law, ALL sins are of equal importance, except for the denial of the Holy Spirit. We ask God for the forgiveness of our sins frequently, and this covers Homosexuality.

The problem basically is that most Christians believe that homosexuality is some kind of 'greater sin' than any of the others, when in reality, it isn't. God knows this, I know this, and that's good enough for me.


P.S. No, I'm not an expert on Christianity or any religion for that matter, and I never claim to be. I went to a Christian High school and a Baptist University (only for one year) and Church my whole life so that's where I get my info. I'll answer any questions you guys want, but I will not engage in Ad Hominem arguments with anyone <3

JustB
08-03-2009, 10:04 AM
hmm, sucks to be the other 66% of the world that isnt christian.

That's why you gotta preach the gospel and convert the heathens! SAVE THEIR SOULS!!! It's for their own good!

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-03-2009, 11:18 AM
We are not talking about religion.

I want everybody to fill out my dick scale!


lol ______in.
small _____in.
normal______in.
good_______in.
big_______in.
too big______in.

Pasqual
08-03-2009, 11:25 AM
We are not talking about religion.

I want everybody to fill out my dick scale!


lol under 5 in.
small under 6 in.
normal 6-7 in.
good 7-8in.
big 8-10in.
too big 10+ in.

Dr. No is on tv. I want to time travel back and get it on with Sean Connery circa this movie.

The Green Trench Coat
08-03-2009, 12:16 PM
We are not talking about religion.

I want everybody to fill out my dick scale!


lol ______in.
small _____in.
normal______in.
good_______in.
big_______in.
too big______in.

lol = no dick is to small.. unless they think they are going to top me LOL
small = 3~4 inches
normal = I heard is about 5 inches
good = i'd say 6.. but girthy
big = 7~10 and girthy is big. Girth counts for a lot.. if you got 10 inches and are pencil thin than nothanks.
to big = 11 and up. Sorry that doesn't fit into any hole i have.

Dr. No is on tv. I want to time travel back and get it on with Sean Connery circa this movie.

connery was a hot daddy bear at 14. that voice will always put him over the top for me.

Bastion
08-03-2009, 02:44 PM
We are not talking about religion.

I want everybody to fill out my dick scale!

.

lol 2-3 in.
small 4 in.
normal 5-6in.
good 5-6 in.
big 7-8 in.
too big 8+in

sh1fty
08-03-2009, 03:56 PM
lol = no dick is to small.. unless they think they are going to top me LOL
small = 3~4 inches
normal = I heard is about 5 inches
good = i'd say 6.. but girthy
big = 7~10 and girthy is big. Girth counts for a lot.. if you got 10 inches and are pencil thin than nothanks.
to big = 11 and up. Sorry that doesn't fit into any hole i have.




I'd say this is about what I would say, too. Its kind of petty to laugh at someone's dick, since they have no control over how big it is. (Minus pills and such, but do those actually work?)


I think the biggest I ever had was like 7, but I'm going to just assume that at 11 inches I would hit the cieling


Edit: Also, I heard an interesting quote today, "I found it easier to find sex on the streets than a hug in church." Food for thought I suppose.

JustB
08-03-2009, 04:42 PM
Am I the only one who finds "smaller" guys cute? I mean, I dunno. I guess it could be demeaning or something, but I like the smaller guys because smaller things are cuter and I'm not even sure I'm really interested in penetration.

Pasqual
08-03-2009, 06:45 PM
I think the biggest I ever had was like 7, but I'm going to just assume that at 11 inches I would hit the cieling

There's a ceiling of sorts around 7-9 inches for most guy, the second sphincter aka the Purple Lotus Chakra. Basically... ow. I've not broken that barrier. If you do then yeah, that's when 11ish becomes technically feasible I guess.

LightningStorm
08-03-2009, 07:23 PM
I want everybody to fill out my dick scale!

lol <5 in.
small 6 in.
normal 7 in.
good 8 in.
big 9-10 in.
too big 11+ in.

Yes, Size matters. :smile:

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-03-2009, 11:11 PM
It would be really rude for me to ask this asian guy on Adam4Adam if he plays videogames right?

But he doesnt really have a profile description.

Pasqual
08-03-2009, 11:58 PM
I seriously love having sex so good that once the afterglow starts to fade you just look at each other and do that self-satisfied laugh. We win.

It would be really rude for me to ask this asian guy on Adam4Adam if he plays videogames right?

But he doesnt really have a profile description.

Send him a message identifying yourself as a gamer amongst other things and if he's into it he'll pull that out of your note.

What happened to your young dreamy husband?

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-04-2009, 12:02 AM
He's on punishment.

I can weigh options...right?

Pasqual
08-04-2009, 12:26 AM
He's on punishment.

Aha, palm, meet face.

Options are cool but remember, you guys are married and you have to okay polyamory with the hubby first.

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-04-2009, 12:30 AM
Blah. Hes young, I have to teach him to not talk to me like he talks to his friends, if he wanted any kind of possibility of getting to know me. Or else his punk ass can stay stuck in a dorm room at school. He like cursed at me the other day, I was like "what the hell is wrong with you I dont talk to you like that. Do you need a break?"

It all started when he was like "I love you" but I didnt really find it "funny" and he took it personal. Oh well.

The Green Trench Coat
08-04-2009, 07:52 AM
small is fine..


great for oral. I can do wonders on a guy that's less than 5

anyways short and thick is way better than long and thin.

Turbovec
08-04-2009, 09:42 PM
Ya know, I'm a big believer of the size isn't the most important thing unlike a few of you here. Granted, bigger does feel nice, but the best sex I ever had was with someone less endowed than the biggest. Just because it's big, it doesn't mean it's going to be amazing, after all, this guy was also the only one to ever free-hand me, and managed to do it every single time. ^-^;;

Also, I'm going over to visit my friends this weekend, they're boyfriends, but they've been dropping hints about a 3-way. I thought I'd be up to the task and willing to have some fun, but then it occurred to me. I've never been in a 3-way and really have no idea what to do in such a situation, now I'm nervous if something starts. x.x

The Green Trench Coat
08-05-2009, 11:54 AM
Ya know, I'm a big believer of the size isn't the most important thing unlike a few of you here. Granted, bigger does feel nice, but the best sex I ever had was with someone less endowed than the biggest. Just because it's big, it doesn't mean it's going to be amazing, after all, this guy was also the only one to ever free-hand me, and managed to do it every single time. ^-^;;

Also, I'm going over to visit my friends this weekend, they're boyfriends, but they've been dropping hints about a 3-way. I thought I'd be up to the task and willing to have some fun, but then it occurred to me. I've never been in a 3-way and really have no idea what to do in such a situation, now I'm nervous if something starts. x.x



I'm with you on the size doesn't matter too much.

on the 3way.. just enjoy there company if it happens it'll happen.

Azagtoth
08-05-2009, 06:42 PM
on the 3way.. just enjoy there company if it happens it'll happen.

Exactly. :)

Turbovec
08-05-2009, 07:13 PM
Well, at this point, I'm pretty sure it will. They aren't letting up on the hints, and being the subby bitch that I am, I'm the last person to put up any struggle. But like I said, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do, so I'm worried >.>

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-05-2009, 08:38 PM
Well Im mixed, so having no rhythm and no stroke isnt in my genes.


Id turn you white girls upside down.

sh1fty
08-05-2009, 09:32 PM
Well Im mixed, so having no rhythm and no stroke isnt in my genes.


Id turn you white girls upside down.



Just a question, is your favorite topic to talk about yourself?

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-05-2009, 09:45 PM
What would I wanna talk about anyone else for?


Honest question.

sh1fty
08-05-2009, 10:13 PM
What would I wanna talk about anyone else for?


Honest question.



Do I have to answer? Your question answered mine :/

The Green Trench Coat
08-06-2009, 06:25 AM
Well, at this point, I'm pretty sure it will. They aren't letting up on the hints, and being the subby bitch that I am, I'm the last person to put up any struggle. But like I said, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do, so I'm worried >.>

the same thing you'd do if it was a 1 on 1. There arent any rules.. just relax and let them pin your ass to the sofa and attack the chocha.. j/k <- not really.

you are over analyzing this whole thing. just remember to fleet yourself make sure you are smelling good and smile.


Well Im mixed, so having no rhythm and no stroke isnt in my genes.


Id turn you white girls upside down.

I dont' even know what any of that means.

DrumlinerJoe
08-06-2009, 05:53 PM
What would I wanna talk about anyone else for?


Honest question.

Cause you're not overly interesting.

Bastion
08-06-2009, 06:15 PM
it just got bitchy in here

Æther
08-06-2009, 08:06 PM
Uh uh. Oh no he din'. *swivels head and snaps fingers* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWdL9mrYNmQ)

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-06-2009, 08:24 PM
Cause you're not overly interesting.

And you cant get enough.

*morning text*
*afternoon text*
*mid afternoon text*
*mid-mid afternoon text*


Face it jotz, ju love me. "jejejejeje."




So...what do you guys think about the 4 gays + 1 tranny team on "Americas Best Dance Crew Season 4?"


They are all the stereotypes you would expect. And Ive actually been around 3 of the 5 in real life before the show.


I guess Ill just wait and watch, but I think the "were are gay and we vogue!" thing will get a bit stale by episode 3.

Mechanica
08-06-2009, 09:48 PM
I saw like one youtube clip about them... Uh, it's cool and all, but I fail to see what being gay has to do with it. Like, okay, it's a dancing show - you're not the first gays on it, nor are you the first gays that can dance. I'm happy they can embrace it but I fail to see the relevance. They're like all proud of being like the first OUT & PROUD~~ team but like honestly, who fucking cares? It's about dancing, not sucking cock.

and that's my two cents.

I'm having serious issues with a flea infestation in my room. I'm pretty sure the fleas or eggs were already in my place and this heat wave we had last week kinda woke 'em up or incubated 'em or something. Fucking gross. My roomie's cat is an indoor cat and alllllll the fleas are in my room (of fucking course) where the cat does not go. I just wish they'd die. Insects are disgusting enough as it is, but ones that can jump like six feet? And are everywhere but I just can't see them 'til it's too late? Ugh, nasty little fuckers. Been reading up on them to try to defeat them and learning about them just makes me more disgusted. I haven't slept in my own bed in at least a week now, it's sad. I miss my bed and my xbox. Managed to hop on for a little while when I'm letting shit sink into my carpet before I vacuum... Anyway, I don't wanna think about it anymore. Gonna probably just bomb the whole house when I get back from my little vacation this weekend.

Going to canada, woohoo! I'm excited to legally drink, hahaha. I'm too close to 21, it's starting to get to me. Little over 2 months. Lookin' real salty over here.

Æther
08-06-2009, 10:21 PM
Do they live in carpets mainly? If so you could rent a steam cleaner and do work. Wash your fabrics TWICE to rid of those fuckers. :tup:

Also gonna be hitting up Georgia before goin to Disney Land the week of the 24th. Yes. :tup:

The Green Trench Coat
08-07-2009, 08:17 AM
I saw like one youtube clip about them... Uh, it's cool and all, but I fail to see what being gay has to do with it. Like, okay, it's a dancing show - you're not the first gays on it, nor are you the first gays that can dance. I'm happy they can embrace it but I fail to see the relevance. They're like all proud of being like the first OUT & PROUD~~ team but like honestly, who fucking cares? It's about dancing, not sucking cock.

and that's my two cents.

I'm having serious issues with a flea infestation in my room. I'm pretty sure the fleas or eggs were already in my place and this heat wave we had last week kinda woke 'em up or incubated 'em or something. Fucking gross. My roomie's cat is an indoor cat and alllllll the fleas are in my room (of fucking course) where the cat does not go. I just wish they'd die. Insects are disgusting enough as it is, but ones that can jump like six feet? And are everywhere but I just can't see them 'til it's too late? Ugh, nasty little fuckers. Been reading up on them to try to defeat them and learning about them just makes me more disgusted. I haven't slept in my own bed in at least a week now, it's sad. I miss my bed and my xbox. Managed to hop on for a little while when I'm letting shit sink into my carpet before I vacuum... Anyway, I don't wanna think about it anymore. Gonna probably just bomb the whole house when I get back from my little vacation this weekend.

Going to canada, woohoo! I'm excited to legally drink, hahaha. I'm too close to 21, it's starting to get to me. Little over 2 months. Lookin' real salty over here.

call an exterminator.. you are probably going to have to fumagate.

and probably get a new mattress.

iwst99
08-07-2009, 12:23 PM
16 more posts until this thread reaches 10,000!

Sorry to hear Mech, that sounds fucked up. :(

Might be going to Seattle for a bowling tourney in the next few months. woot.

Also, going to vegas labor day weekend for another tourney, Albuquerque in September, DC during Halloween for another tourney. Should be fun. D:

FecalPenance
08-07-2009, 01:39 PM
a show called "americas best dance crew" has reached season 4.... it seems idiocracy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy) can't be avoided at this rate...

Bastion
08-07-2009, 03:57 PM
Going to canada, woohoo! I'm excited to legally drink, hahaha. I'm too close to 21, it's starting to get to me. Little over 2 months. Lookin' real salty over here.

yo, where in CA?

Pasqual
08-07-2009, 04:22 PM
Mechanica, what's your birthday? I think we're really close on that one.

Re: bowling. I went bowling for the first time in months a couple weeks ago. I consider myself good for a house ball lefty who doesn't play consistently but not, you know, really good.

We went to the local trendy hip bowling alley and I swear to God, they were the worst lanes I've ever played on. No mechanic on duty so not only were the oils never retouched or properly laid to begin with, but if your ball got stuck they just move you to another lane. Wtf?

I couldn't break 100 in any of five games. It was horrible. The week after? We went to a regular alley and I threw a 163 out of the gate. Fucking vindication.

I need to join one of the local leagues and actually get good.

iwst99
08-07-2009, 04:34 PM
Mechanica, what's your birthday? I think we're really close on that one.

Re: bowling. I went bowling for the first time in months a couple weeks ago. I consider myself good for a house ball lefty who doesn't play consistently but not, you know, really good.

We went to the local trendy hip bowling alley and I swear to God, they were the worst lanes I've ever played on. No mechanic on duty so not only were the oils never retouched or properly laid to begin with, but if your ball got stuck they just move you to another lane. Wtf?

I couldn't break 100 in any of five games. It was horrible. The week after? We went to a regular alley and I threw a 163 out of the gate. Fucking vindication.

I need to join one of the local leagues and actually get good.

There's a gay league in Portland if you're into that:

http://www.pdxbowl.com/

Even for those who might not want to do it purely because it's a gay league, all gay leagues/tournaments actually give away more money than straight leagues, hence the reason we have straight people bowling there, including pros. There's another tournament I'll probably go to in Seattle which I believe is in October.

Having your own bowling ball will increase your game tremendously. And yeah, trendy places have the worst lanes. eg. Lucky Strikes.

Pasqual
08-07-2009, 04:56 PM
The lanes in question were the Canyon whatever lanes. Then we went to Hollywood bowl which is where PDX Pride Bowl hosts their leagues.

I used to have a ball and shit aaaages ago when I played in a kiddie league, I'm seriously considering getting back on that ish. I carry a 130 average on house junk playing no more than once a month so I think I could get to a 180 average with a few solid months of league play.

Are you PDX or just nearby/PNW?

sh1fty
08-07-2009, 11:39 PM
I saw like one youtube clip about them... Uh, it's cool and all, but I fail to see what being gay has to do with it. Like, okay, it's a dancing show - you're not the first gays on it, nor are you the first gays that can dance. I'm happy they can embrace it but I fail to see the relevance. They're like all proud of being like the first OUT & PROUD~~ team but like honestly, who fucking cares? It's about dancing, not sucking cock.

and that's my two cents.

I'm having serious issues with a flea infestation in my room. I'm pretty sure the fleas or eggs were already in my place and this heat wave we had last week kinda woke 'em up or incubated 'em or something. Fucking gross. My roomie's cat is an indoor cat and alllllll the fleas are in my room (of fucking course) where the cat does not go. I just wish they'd die. Insects are disgusting enough as it is, but ones that can jump like six feet? And are everywhere but I just can't see them 'til it's too late? Ugh, nasty little fuckers. Been reading up on them to try to defeat them and learning about them just makes me more disgusted. I haven't slept in my own bed in at least a week now, it's sad. I miss my bed and my xbox. Managed to hop on for a little while when I'm letting shit sink into my carpet before I vacuum... Anyway, I don't wanna think about it anymore. Gonna probably just bomb the whole house when I get back from my little vacation this weekend.

Going to canada, woohoo! I'm excited to legally drink, hahaha. I'm too close to 21, it's starting to get to me. Little over 2 months. Lookin' real salty over here.


Excuse me sir, but I thought I'd point out how salty you look today.

The Grey Area
08-09-2009, 03:56 PM
Hey Guys, just saying hi. Trying to lose weight over here. Cut out all of the beer, fast food and stuff and am walking four miles pretty much every day, on top of all of the walking that I do at work normally. I want to go back to the time when my Family members would whisper to each other wondering if I was sick.

At evo I was 250 and still smaller than many many women here in ATL, so I am not just doing it to be womanly, I actually want to be small again, it is nice to shop in sections that are not "plus size"

Just sounding off.

Later.

JustB
08-09-2009, 04:00 PM
Good luck to you, Grey! :tup:

Mechanica
08-09-2009, 08:33 PM
and probably get a new mattress.
nooooooooo! fuck that. My bed is brand fucking new. Fuck no, god damnit, I better not have to. BRAND FUCKING NEW. I've never had a new bed. I can't just go buy another one.

yo, where in CA?

I was in vancouver and abottsford

Excuse me sir, but I thought I'd point out how salty you look today.

where's the pepper? fugg

yah yaahh b*tch!
08-09-2009, 09:25 PM
I can do Wendy Williams "How U Doin" dragqueen catchphrase really good now.

devildigimon
08-09-2009, 10:05 PM
Hi...

Well Im mixed, so having no rhythm and no stroke isnt in my genes.


Id turn you white girls upside down.

I think not! :cool:

Wait I'm blk nvm.

Oh and about the does size matter:

It sure in the hell does! It sucks when no one wants you to top them. :sad:

Thank god for being 100% vers. :tup:

Æther
08-09-2009, 10:30 PM
it sure in the hell does! It sucks when no one wants you to top them. :sad:
badum-tish!

Khaotika!
08-10-2009, 07:12 AM
Hey Guys, just saying hi. Trying to lose weight over here. Cut out all of the beer, fast food and stuff and am walking four miles pretty much every day, on top of all of the walking that I do at work normally. I want to go back to the time when my Family members would whisper to each other wondering if I was sick.

At evo I was 250 and still smaller than many many women here in ATL, so I am not just doing it to be womanly, I actually want to be small again, it is nice to shop in sections that are not "plus size"

Just sounding off.

Later.

Nice. Hope you make some great progress.

devildigimon
08-10-2009, 08:37 AM
badum-tish!

lol no pun intended haha :lol:

Turbovec
08-10-2009, 11:33 AM
ok, the 3-way didn't happen, which is good, was still a bit nervous about that. Just had some one-on-one playtime with the older of the pair. God did I need that. I'm surprised I'm still sore from the roughness as well as the bites on my shoulders. Doesn't matter, it's a good kinda sore. :3