Girl's dog goes missing, comes back (crappy story)

[Gasp]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/15/dog.head.ap/index.html

A 17-year-old girl who spent weeks looking for her missing dog unwrapped a box left on her doorstep and found the pet's severed head inside, authorities said.

Homicide investigators were looking into the case because of the "implied" terroristic threat, St. Paul Police Sgt. Jim Gray said. The Humane Society of the United States said Wednesday it was offering a reward of up to $2,500 for information leading to an arrest and conviction.

"This was extraordinarily heinous," said Dale Bartlett, the Humane Society's deputy manager for animal cruelty issues. "I deal with hundreds and hundreds of cruelty cases each year. When I read about this case, it took my breath away. It's horrible."

After Crystal Brown's 4-year-old Australian shepherd mix, Chevy, wandered away last month, she put up "missing" posters in her neighborhood and went door to door looking for him. She called the St. Paul animal shelter and rode the bus there several times.

"I felt empty," Crystal told the Star Tribune of Minneapolis. "I couldn't talk to anyone. He was my dog. It was just me and him. ... I told him everything and he never shared any of my secrets."

Two weeks ago, a gift-wrapped box was left at the house Crystal shares with her grandmother. The box had batteries on top, and a note that said "Congratulations Crystal. This side up. Batteries included."

Crystal opened the box and found her dog's head inside. The box also contained Valentine's Day candy.

Crystal screamed when she saw her dog's face.

"She was just hysterical," said Crystal's grandmother, Shirley Brown. "She was screaming. She said, 'Grandma, it's my dog's head!'

"I said, 'no it can't be!"'

Authorities say the case is an isolated incident and the suspect likely knew the family. A motive is unclear.

"This was so cruel," Crystal said. "This is one sick, twisted person."

She now has a new puppy, another Australian shepherd. She's named it Diesel. "Hopefully, he'll be my best friend," Crystal said.


man sometimes you think people can't get lower and then they do shit like this

[ruthless_nash]

*inserts obligatory remark about thread being useless without pics*

[Ouroborus]

i loled

[De4dEyE]

That's fucked up... jesus.

[Infernoman]

that's fucked up shit...

[Team Cable]

OK, this is definitely fucked up, there's no doubt about that, but what I find more fucked up is that the humane society put up a $2,500 reward.

That's a crock of shit.

No organization would put up money if I, a human, were beheaded.

I gotta say fuck animal rights. Maybe people should give a shit more about humans. The South Park episode with PETA was ridiculously hilarious but true. Why do people care more about humans than animals?

I'm sure if these organizations spent half their money on the poor the world would be a better place. The only drawback would be there would be a few more dogs with patches of hair missing and more animals with a touch of cancer.

[VruS]

I did it

[ShinAkumax]

:bluu:...Somehow I think the only innocent victim in all this was the dog...:bluu:

[Red-Impact]

Whoever did it is an excellent troll:rofl:

I bet it was some guy the girl played?:confused:

[shatterstar]

white people can really drag shyt out. "terrorist attack"...i lol at this.

[katraqueyous]

Only in Minnesota.:bluu:

[PsychoMistress]

Heart-breaking. What did the dog do? Sheesh.

Sounds like she pissed somebody off. Too bad they didn't just behead her and be done with it.

[fishjie]

:sad: poor doggie and poor girl

[Jr7891]

That dog lost it's mind.

[Alex]

She probably deserved it. i wonder what she did.

[Silentness!]

I'll admit... I laughed. Yeah it's wrong, but some odd reason I laughed.

[irioku]

I'll admit... I laughed. Yeah it's wrong, but some odd reason I laughed.

Then you're a faggot. Congratulations.

[Shinto]

HAHAHAHAHAHA poor dog.

The dog's death was a-head of its time....bada bing :lame:

[fishjie]

She probably deserved it. i wonder what she did.

wtf so you behead a dog and deliver it to her with vday candy? cmon dude thats sick. if a girl plays you, you dont kill an innocent animal. i hate PETA as much as anyone, but this aint right

[Red-Impact]

I'll admit... I laughed. Yeah it's wrong, but some odd reason I laughed.

Congrats, you've become a heartless bastard. It may sound bad at first, but being heartless is fun. Yeah it kinda sucks you get a kick from what other people find sick or disturbing, but hey, at least you're enjoying yourself.

Being evil is too much fun! /plankton

I lol'd too btw

[ShinAkumax]

Laughing at other people's misery doesn't make you special. Something specially terrible will happen to you someday and when we laugh at you, you better have the balls to stand by your convictions tough guy. Although you'll probably grow a vagina like every other smart ass that's come before you.

[Silentness!]

Then you're a faggot. Congratulations.

maybe I should of just thrown out a random dog pun...

[Serpent]

I laughed too. So did my friend that sent me this link earlier today. He told me that most likely the dog took a dump on someone's lawn, and he said he hopes that they behead the new dog she got too. He also loved the part about the Valentine's day candy. Haha what a guy. Maybe that is why i deign to speak to him. He's almost as mysoginistic as I am, and last year he had a feminist chase after him. It was rather funny. He told me the reason why feminists don't hate on me is because they're in love with him, and they don't want to piss him off by messing with me, so I get to be as mysognistic as I want too.

I don't really see what this has to do with terrorism though, christ, stop throwing that word around every chance you get stupid media.

The bitch is nuts anyway. Told him all her secrets? What? What is with this nutjob? And how does a dog "wander" away? Didn't you leash it you dumb bitch? Probably tried to bite someone's kid. The guy that did it is full of win, I approve.

[CoMpOuNd]

Homeward bound anyone?

word.

[FragMasterGen]

lol batteries included lol

[ShinAkumax]

Aye. From green to red you go.

Jesus Christ, is this really your responce to that? You are going to neg him? What are you going to do next as a display of pure and flagrant inmaturity?

Who gives a shit about the stupid rep system.

[RoninChaos]

white people can really drag shyt out. "terrorist attack"...i lol at this.

wtf?

[CoMpOuNd]

R.I.P Tupac, biggie, and the dogs from homeward bound...

EDIT: Oh.. and Big-L.

:sad:

word.

[Silentness!]

Jesus Christ, is this really your responce to that? You are going to neg him? What are you going to do next as a display of pure and flagrant inmaturity?

Who gives a shit about the stupid rep system.

I already said that laughing at a beheaded dog was wrong if you read my first post. Calling me a faggot in response is just as immature.

[Serpent]

Jesus Christ, is this really your responce to that? You are going to neg him? What are you going to do next as a display of pure and flagrant inmaturity?

He's going to brag about looking stupid in front of girls, and how other guys are "jealous" of him as a result. Then him and some other geeks will circle jerk each other for having spoken to a member of the female sex. At this point, they will all start making up 3 letter acronyms, and throw them around feeling all good about themselves. Like DHV, HB 9, and whatever other super dork acronym they can come up with.

Oh yeah, then he'll use like 52 emoticons in a long post talking about giving girls tests.

I kid, I kid, Ness has grown a long way from that, but the neg rep is pretty dumb. But he isn't the only one. I got a neg rep for a post I wrote over 3 years ago, telling people not to ban players that are better than them from tourneys. I can't believe someone actually waited 3 years for that.

[Red-Impact]

Laughing at other people's misery doesn't make you special. Something specially terrible will happen to you someday and when we laugh at you, you better have the balls to stand by your convictions tough guy. Although you'll probably grow a vagina like every other smart ass that's come before you.

We're not laughing at her missery, we are laughing at the scenery. I don't get a kick out of watching a people cry, and I doubt anybody does.

lighten up if this was a cartoon you'd probably be spilling your coffee

[SNAAAAKE]

:rofl::rofl:WNED !!!!

[Ephidel]

Dognapper

[ShinAkumax]

I already said that laughing at a beheaded dog was wrong if you read my first post. Calling me a faggot in response is just as immature.

I didn't call you a ***. I called you a woman.

I got a neg rep for a post I wrote over 3 years ago, telling people not to ban players that are better than them from tourneys. I can't believe someone actually waited 3 years for that.

I actually think whomever negged you just might be a comedic genius or an absolute idiot.

[Hoonyo]

wow is about all i can say about that story.

[Silentness!]

I didn't call you a ***. I called you a woman.





You fail at reading comprehension. Anyways I'm done with this thread...

[ShinAkumax]

Irony.

[Serpent]

We're not laughing at her missery, we are laughing at the scenery. I don't get a kick out of watching a people cry, and I doubt anybody does.

lighten up if this was a cartoon you'd probably be spilling your coffee

I do. Seeing people cry is great, you've absolutely crushed their spirit, and that's how I prefer a human being that I have to deal with. I also take great pleasure in reducing a man to tears.

One of my favorite things to do when I was younger is owning up a cocky fucker at a party or gathering of any sort. First I'd verbally abuse them (not hard for me) and leave them no outs, so they'd want to fight, I'd stomp the shit outta them in a fight, but leave them conscious. And now the best part is...99.9% of people don't actually have any friends. You'd think someone would help, but nope, and that's where I gloat about "you don't have any friends, all the people in this room hate you, and they like me better even though I don't give a fuck about any of them." At this point, the guy will probably cry. Oh man, I miss old school Serpent. I shoulda had my own tv show or something. Now I'm some stupid weakling that doesn't abuse people.

[TheSix]

:rofl: :rofl:

CONGRADULATIONS BITCH!

[fishjie]

We're not laughing at her missery, we are laughing at the scenery. I don't get a kick out of watching a people cry, and I doubt anybody does.

lighten up if this was a cartoon you'd probably be spilling your coffee

some sick fuck cut off a dogs head. i mean if this were china and they were doing it to eat the dog, well thats still sick, but at least they were gonna eat it. this guy did it for the hell of it, with no regard for the dog.

this isnt a cartoon it actually happened. thats like telling an amputee, yo cuz if dis was a tv sitcom ud be smilin.

[VG Emblem]

OK, this is definitely fucked up, there's no doubt about that, but what I find more fucked up is that the humane society put up a $2,500 reward.

That's a crock of shit.

No organization would put up money if I, a human, were beheaded.

I gotta say fuck animal rights. Maybe people should give a shit more about humans. The South Park episode with PETA was ridiculously hilarious but true. Why do people care more about humans than animals?

I'm sure if these organizations spent half their money on the poor the world would be a better place. The only drawback would be there would be a few more dogs with patches of hair missing and more animals with a touch of cancer.
What the fuck? Are you serious?

There's ALWAYS cases of the government putting up money for finding good information on a case or even bringing in the person that did it. Never heard of bounty hunters?

The amount of time you do for killing an animal is a pittance. I am by no means an animal rights activist (meat is damn tasty, fuck you PETA), but still, it's fucked up that the person who did this will barely get any time behind bars.

Damn, if this was my dog, I'd hunt down the person that did it, kill him, preserve his body until Christmas, and then leave his head underneath the family's Christmas tree. Justice for the win.

[Red-Impact]

some sick fuck cut off a dogs head. i mean if this were china and they were doing it to eat the dog, well thats still sick, but at least they were gonna eat it. this guy did it for the hell of it, with no regard for the dog.

this isnt a cartoon it actually happened. thats like telling an amputee, yo cuz if dis was a tv sitcom ud be smilin.

People get killed everyday, women get raped everyday, people are behaded in some 3rd world country nobody has ever heard of everyday.

Last time you played a first game shooter you killed a cartoon, and THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS. HELL LAST TIME I WAS HERE I SAW SNAKE GETTING SHOT IN THE ASS WITH BLOOD COMING OUT! NO LIE! *everybody else was loling too if I remember correctly*

so then, why is this any different?

lol@serps assumption:rofl:

[Dem-Dem]

sounds like she pissed the wrong person off. Then again she could have killed her own dog cause she has multiple personalities. See how happy she is to have another dog of the same breed that sounds like she wanted a replacement. what better way then to off your old dog for a more obediant one that is cute as a puppy. I fear for it's life when it matures.

[CoMpOuNd]

I gotta say fuck animal rights. Maybe people should give a shit more about humans. The South Park episode with PETA was ridiculously hilarious but true. Why do people care more about humans than animals?

MAKE UP YOUR MIND MAN! First you start off saying fuck animal rights, people put too much money into it instead of humans.

then you say what you said in bold...

ARE YOU OKAY???!?!?!?!?!?!

word.

[fishjie]

People get killed everyday, women get raped everyday, people are behaded in some 3rd world country nobody has ever heard of everyday.

Last time you played a first game shooter you killed a cartoon, and THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS. HELL LAST TIME I WAS HERE I SAW SNAKE GETTING SHOT IN THE ASS WITH BLOOD COMING OUT! NO LIE! *everybody else was loling too if I remember correctly*

so then, why is this any different?

lol@serps assumption:rofl:

just because other bad things happen globally doesnt mean you can't be outraged at a specific incident.

and as for your second point, wtf are you joking. video games aren't real. cartoons aren't real. movies aren't real. none of that is real. those aren't real people. i can shoot you in the balls in an fps, and you'd be fine. i do that in real life, and you'll be in pain. i know you're not that dense to get this

[kev_the_bev]

I'll admit... I laughed. Yeah it's wrong, but some odd reason I laughed.

fuck that.

[Gasp]

and as for your second point, wtf are you joking. video games aren't real. cartoons aren't real. movies aren't real. none of that is real. those aren't real people. i c

truth seeing people dead in movies is way different then seeing a dead person in real life

[Biolink]

Some fucked up people in the world

I Feel sorry for the dog :sad:

[TheSix]

Feel sorry for her? Bitch probably spread herpies to so many people it's not even funny.

[Serpent]

Feel sorry for her? Bitch probably spread herpies to so many people it's not even funny.

Well, I think the number is something like by 22 60% of women have herpes, and by was it 30 it's 75%? I think fishjie knows the numbers exactly.

I also know that the average age of marriage for women is 25, but before marriage the average woman has slept with 11 different men. If you start at 17, that's still more than 1 man a year, and that is the AVERAGE. That's including all the bible thumpers and muslim girls and ugly girls. A lot of women have numbers closer to 40 by 24.

So basically it's something like 90% of women sleep around, and something like 10% of men sleep around, and women can't stop babbling about some double standard. I don't know if it's okay for men to sleep around, but from a pure numbers stand point, it sure as hell seems way more common for women.

I should start a TRUTH campaign except with facts about women. We can call it REAL and have those facts show up. It'd be hilarious.

Fucking women are just disease receptacles. I really wonder how some of you can screw so many and yet have nothing, the odds are stacked so much against you.

[ruthless_nash]

i reckon the girl told some guy she was 18 and he then proceeded to bone the living daylights out of her. after being sent to prison, the dude got one of his homies to BAJWN her ass by cutting up the dog. I guess there was better ways to get revenge... meh.. but yeah the dog suffering is quite sad, and i hate dogs.

[Ne0phyte]

Well, I think the number is something like by 22 60% of women have herpes, and by was it 30 it's 75%? I think fishjie knows the numbers exactly.

And these women contract herpes from other women?

Anyway, people do some fucked up things but you don't behead their damn dog. Don't bring innocent victims into a situation they have nothing to do with. What the fuck.

[Serpent]

And these women contract herpes from other women?

Anyway, people do some fucked up things but you don't behead their damn dog. Don't bring innocent victims into a situation they have nothing to do with. What the fuck.

I like how you ignore the rest of that post, and just pick out one thing, and try to convince yourself you made a point. You know in a court of law, if you tried this, I'd object to it, and the entire statement would be read into the record right? Maybe this is why women make shit lawyers, you can't do stupid shit in court and get away with it.

[Gasp]

Maybe this is why women make shit lawyers

i disagree ms.Casey Novak (on law and order:svu) is the best lawyer right after phoenix wright :lovin: (the lovin to novak not wright)

how'd this go from some girl getting handled by some dog haters to women having herpes

[Serpent]

i disagree ms.Casey Novak (on law and order:svu) is the best lawyer right after phoenix wright :lovin: (the lovin to novak not wright)

how'd this go from some girl getting handled by some dog haters to women having herpes

Awesome, you use tv to prove your point. I guess I am wrong, actors always make the best lawyers. Let's all bow down to Tom Cruise.

Idiot.

[TheSix]

Another transition -

Why feel sorry for the dog? For all we know, this mothafucka barked all night, attacked innocent bystandards, and gave the mail man rabbies.

Get all the facts people.

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

I'll admit... I laughed. Yeah it's wrong, but some odd reason I laughed.

Haha I kinda laughed at all your little sissy posts in the woman thread too. It's funny what makes us laugh sometimes.

[Biolink]

Lol Herpes...

I watched this comedy movie,a long time ago where there was herpies monster that invaded the ship or something.The movie was funny as hell.

[AkumaTX]

Crystal is the name, so im guessing its another lets feel bad for the white people news. Haha stupid dog. I would convict the owner on negligance.

[Windlord0]

Another transition -

Why feel sorry for the dog? For all we know, this mothafucka barked all night, attacked innocent bystandards, and gave the mail man rabbies.

Get all the facts people.

That really means the dog wasn't raised right. Oh dear god if I could do what I want to all the kids I see that bark too much and weren't raised right, well a quick look in my drawer will tell me I would need a few more boxes of black hill's finest.

I don't feel bad for the girl, she probably did something that warranted this response, but the dog was innnocent. No reason to hurt animals to get to people, just wait a few years and she will have a family and probably some kids.

I really don't suscribe to this peta crap, and I think animals have a purpose, be it food or research or a pet. This was a pet though, so fuck you.

[Ne0phyte]

I like how you ignore the rest of that post, and just pick out one thing, and try to convince yourself you made a point. You know in a court of law, if you tried this, I'd object to it, and the entire statement would be read into the record right? Maybe this is why women make shit lawyers, you can't do stupid shit in court and get away with it.
I didn't ignore it; I just didn't have any comment but that. I like how you think I was offended by and trying to contradict your post. Where do women get herpes from? Say even if they give it to a man, the man in turn gives it to more women by being an idiot and having unprotected sex with them. STDs = moron disease, not woman disease.

[Silentness!]

Haha I kinda laughed at all your little sissy posts in the woman thread too. It's funny what makes us laugh sometimes.

That's great because I found my posts to be hilarious as well. I looked like such a little emo ***. You know what the best part is...? I stopped posting there because I didn't want to belittle my dignity anymore due to retards like yourself.

*But hey I'm not going to delete the posts in that thread because I want people 10 years from now to go to that thread and say "Damn Silentness is such a pussy" cause I got the balls to admit my issues as lame as they sound. Just like I admit that I laughed at the dog article. DID I SAY THE DOG OR GIRL DESERVED IT? No... all I said was " I laughed even though it's wrong"
_______________________________________________
I changed my mind and decided to post again in this thread.

[Serpent]

I didn't ignore it; I just didn't have any comment but that. I like how you think I was offended by and trying to contradict your post. Where do women get herpes from? Say even if they give it to a man, the man in turn gives it to more women by being an idiot and having unprotected sex with them. STDs = moron disease, not woman disease.

The sky is blue. I think I'll post that everytime someone posts on this board. No, i won't, because pointing out the obvious that is implied is for retards.

STDs are not a moron disease. You can get STDs even with the use of condoms. I have HPV and I've always had protected sex, and I've never slept around. From what I understand, Herpes can also be transferred during protected sex. Nothing is 100% effective, at best I believe condoms reduce STD transmission by something like 50%, although maybe it's improved over the years. Still, you can't expect that just using a condom will protect you, you're playing russian roulette with your body if you sleep around a lot.

[Jaldaboath]

Even while most probably the girl was the one in need of a beheading...

That's one motherfucking hell of a prank.

I would try it, but I would have to find a dog AND its owner which deserved this.
lol @ batteries
roflmao @ terrorist activity

Gotta love media scaretactics at work.

[volvox]

All these dumb posts show how most people without pets must feel. I can't understand this mindset. Whats truly sad is that if the guy got caught, there'd be a $XXXX fine or a couple months in jail. I know they're not as smart as us, but it just isn't right the shit animals go through all the time. The shit that people get away with...

Before my 2nd dog was mine, his previous owner would beat the shit out of him and bet on his fights with other dogs. His right ear has a broken blood vessel and hangs down lower than the other. His hair was falling out and he was starving. That's all the material I can think of for you guys.

Hilarious, right? Alright SRK, you got the safety of the internet. Go for it.
*waits for inevitable assholes*

[white shadow]

just because other bad things happen globally doesnt mean you can't be outraged at a specific incident.


I think this needs to be bolded for significance. I'm so tired of people getting into an endless pissing contest naming random atrocities as if we all should be desensitized to these things or rank them in gruesomeness. Just because we can't see every random act of violence or are overloaded by media coverage with violent acts doesn't mean a single act of violence isn't worth noting.

If your family member or friend got murdered I guess it's ok for people to say, "Oh other people are getting murdered right as we speak, ever hear about the Rape of Nanking? It's no biggie you're not alone champ!:tup:"

[Gasp]

Awesome, you use tv to prove your point. I guess I am wrong, actors always make the best lawyers. Let's all bow down to Tom Cruise.

Idiot.

i wasnt serious ass, obviously as i nominated phoenix wright as the best lawyer ever, i really wanna smash her that all i dont have a point to prove because im not bashing heads with ya

do what you do

[Serpent]

Hilarious, right? Alright SRK, you got the safety of the internet. Go for it.
*waits for inevitable assholes*

I love when a guy sitting on his computer behind the internet calls other people out. What a badass you are.

[GeoG2]

I felt sympathetic until she said she got another dog.

She's basically asking for it to happen again.

[Ephidel]

The old serpent is slowly returning.

*Runs*

[Silentness!]

I love when a guy sitting on his computer behind the internet calls other people out. What a badass you are.

I gotta agree.

Shit I wear SRK name tags to tournaments so that people can beat my ass if they wanted to. I'm not afraid to say shit on my mind as can be seen from numerous threads. If you got a problem with me on the INTERNETZ find me at some tournament or some shit and speak your mind. Other than that keep on E-thuggin and calling me a pussy behind a monitor.

[Jaldaboath]

I felt sympathetic until she said she got another dog.

She's basically asking for it to happen again.

Girl: "THEY KILLED SPARKYY!!!! SPARKY!!!!"
Mom: "here, I got you a new one"
Girl: "sob... OMG! SO KTE!! I'LL CALL YA PINKY!"
Mom: "We have to bury Sparky."
Girl: "Who?"


EDIT:
If your family member or friend got murdered I guess it's ok for people to say, "Oh other people are getting murdered right as we speak, ever hear about the Rape of Nanking? It's no biggie you're not alone champ!:tup:"
The word you're looking for is "Tact".

It's ok to masturbate, you just don't do it infront of the guy who has no dick.

[Azrael]

All these dumb posts show how most people without pets must feel. I can't understand this mindset. Whats truly sad is that if the guy got caught, there'd be a $XXXX fine or a couple months in jail. I know they're not as smart as us, but it just isn't right the shit animals go through all the time. The shit that people get away with...
Agreed. I didn't really understand animal cruelty until I started interacting with more pets. Regardless of whether or not the girl "had it coming", that's just sick to take it out on the dog. I didn't find anything funny about it at all.

Crystal is the name, so im guessing its another lets feel bad for the white people news.
WTF? I've known plenty of black Crystal's.

[ShinAkumax]

I'm drowning in irony over here.

[volvox]

I love when a guy sitting on his computer behind the internet calls other people out. What a badass you are.

I'm at work... not many other 'badass' things to do. But unless you said killing a dog is funny, I'm not talkin to you.

Just stating fact. The internet is full of assholes. We all know it.



Ironically, you probably feel like a badass for calling me out on trying to be a badass, don't you. C'mon, don't deny it.

[Jaldaboath]

But unless you said killing a dog is funny, I'm not talkin to you.

The way you worded that makes no sense, but I guess you are implying Serp said killing dogs is fun, and he never said that.

[Ephidel]

I'm drowning in irony over here.

Who cares

:)

[Windlord0]

I gotta agree.

Shit I wear SRK name tags to tournaments so that people can beat my ass if they wanted to. I'm not afraid to say shit on my mind as can be seen from numerous threads. If you got a problem with me on the INTERNETZ find me at some tournament or some shit and speak your mind. Other than that keep on E-thuggin and calling me a pussy behind a monitor.

A tournament where any violence would ruin the tournament and damage further chances of it, as well as ruining that person's participation in the community. You know nobody is going to start shit there, so the worst you will get is a hard talking to. Being a badass in a controlled environment is about the same as doing it on the internet.

[Silentness!]

A tournament where any violence would ruin the tournament and damage further chances of it, as well as ruining that person's participation in the community. You know nobody is going to start shit there, so the worst you will get is a hard talking to. Being a badass in a controlled environment is about the same as doing it on the internet.

Who said anything about getting physical? There's nothing "badass" about striking someone. That's just a pussy move that only gets you a misdemeanor/felony.

[volvox]

The way you worded that makes no sense, but I guess you are implying Serp said killing dogs is fun, and he never said that.

The dog should die 'cuz the girl "probably deserved it."

That's what I was talking about. Pranks are usually meant to be funny at another's expense.

[white shadow]

The word you're looking for is "Tact".

It's ok to masturbate, you just don't do it infront of the guy who has no dick.

Actually I think the word that fits the context of my post is "empathy." You don't really need tact when dealing with situations where you have no personal influence.

[Ne0phyte]

snip
HPV isn't strictly an STD so that has no relevance. I just don't know why you even mention how much herpes women have, especially when you just defended herpes victims. Realistically the numbers are more like 11% for men and 23% for women, women are more susceptible to all STDs because of possible tears in the vaginal wall from penetration, and there are more women in this country than men. Just a lame and unfounded attack; sorry for noticing.

[ShinAkumax]

Who cares

:)

Egad! You are making fun of me and attacking my post. Woe be me. I must leave this thread until convenient.

I'll wait until someone makes a comment unrelated to me or my cause and use it to defend my Internet rep which I don't actually care about. Then, I'll make a statement to prove my manhood and play it off as if I'm a completely different person in real life.

Then I'll back track yet again. Perhaps I'll seem a little hypocrite along the way. But ignore that, I'm just keep it in real.

[Jaldaboath]

The dog should die 'cuz the girl "probably deserved it." Ok, gonna look again.

Actually I think the word that fits the context of my post is "empathy." You don't really need tact when dealing with situations where you have no personal influence.
But you presented a scenario with personal influence, aka telling the guy directly.

[DarkGiygas]

lol why did they put valentines day candy in the box

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

I stopped posting there because I didn't want to belittle my dignity anymore due to retards like yourself.

DID I SAY THE DOG OR GIRL DESERVED IT? No... all I said was " I laughed even though it's wrong"
_______________________________________________
I changed my mind and decided to post again in this thread.

Well, actually I think you lost your dignity for yourself. I'm not the one who stalked girls after class and cried when they didn't want to talk to me. But hey whatever makes you feel better- I'm sure there's a book or website you can read to tell you what you should laugh at since you can't do anything on your own.


I also was only stating a fact, which is that I laughed at you. DID I SAY YOU DESERVED IT?

[Jaldaboath]

The dog should die 'cuz the girl "probably deserved it."Could you pinpoint the post? Because after rereading the thread I don't think anyone has said that.

The closest I see is how Silent Ness saying he DIDN't say that.

[Silentness!]

I'll keep beating the dead horse:

* I find the story depressing because no animal deserves to get his or her head cut off.

* I DO ADMIT THAT I LAUGHED FOR A SECOND (OH NOES) The part with the batteries/valentine's candy was so messed up that I couldn't keep a straight face.

* I'm not perfect and admit that laughing at the beheaded dog story was lame as hell. I'd be a hypocrite to laugh at the beheaded dog story and then go around calling everyone that laughed at the septic baby death assholes.

The septic tank baby death was a lot more tragic, but just because it's a dog doesn't mean it's OK to laugh at. I know this and that's why I felt wrong for laughing at part of the story.
______

*finishes beating the dead horse*

@HoneyBBQ: Why do you gotta be such an ass and bring up topics totally different than the actual thread? You like trolling? Wow I like how you totally changed my story you asshole. Yeah I'm a total stalker...

[Ephidel]

Shinakumax: I'm returning the favor of you attacking my post at random - we will never agree on a subject evar!

[white shadow]

Ok, gonna look again.


But you presented a scenario with personal influence, aka telling the guy directly.
Noted. My the intention was mostly to juxtapose how rediculous the same of rationale is when put on a more personal level. Empathy applies on both spectrums.

[ShinAkumax]

Shinakumax: I'm returning the favor of you attacking my post at random - we will never agree on a subject evar!


You don't actually think I was talking about you, do you? Jesus you are odd.

( Hint Hint - I was using you. )

[Ephidel]

You don't actually think I was talking about you, do you? Jesus you are odd.

( Hint Hint - I was using you. )

No I already know you weren't, I'm talking about other threads.

You're odd. :)

edit: Dog of SRK? Shakes head...

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

Ness, it's just fucking annoying when in every thread somebody (usually a bunch of people) come in and feel the need to show that they're extra cool or something by laughing at other people's misfortunes. WE GET IT! I don't see what you contributed to the thread by being so cool and saying that you laughed. I don't know why you would want anybody else to know that actually.

So I felt the need to tell you what I laugh at. It's pretty much just as pointless but hey it's what the cool kids are doing I guess.

[Athanasy]

Then you're a faggot. Congratulations.

I love you.


Sounds like a bad John Walsh story.

[fishjie]

this is like the septic tank thing all over again. basically if you want to laugh at ppl's misfortunes, dont bitch about it when ppl laugh at yours. this was brought up, with multiple examples of the hypocrisy, in the septic tank thread.

remember the thread where one of the posters here on srk told everyone how his dog got run over, and the guy who did it said he didnt care, he was running late, it was the dogs fault for getting in the way?

ppl showed sympathy. they didnt say, OH YEAH WELL THERES GENOCIDE IN DARFUR and they didnt go LOLOLOL.

jesus

[Serpent]

HPV isn't strictly an STD so that has no relevance. I just don't know why you even mention how much herpes women have, especially when you just defended herpes victims. Realistically the numbers are more like 11% for men and 23% for women, women are more susceptible to all STDs because of possible tears in the vaginal wall from penetration, and there are more women in this country than men. Just a lame and unfounded attack; sorry for noticing.

Sex ratio: at birth: 1.05 male(s)/female
under 15 years: 1.05 male(s)/female
15-64 years: 1 male(s)/female
65 years and over: 0.72 male(s)/female
total population: 0.97 male(s)/female (2006 est.)

https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/print/us.html

Yeah all those 65+ women running around spreading STDs....

Just shut the fuck up already, you don't even understand why I originally called you an idiot. Hint: you have zero reading comprehension and logical reasoning abilities. But hey, you're a chick, we know that, so how can you be expected to?

[Silentness!]

First of all I'd like to kill the internet beef right now. I feel stupid for arguing with you guys and want to call up a truce. This is SRK and it's like a secondary family to me (I wouldn't post here so much if it wasn't) so I don't want to have any grudges with anyone over a beheaded dog story.

I'd like to apologize to:

Shinakumax
The random guy that posted once and called me a faggot.
HoneyBBQGrundle for calling you a retard.
The beheaded dog (ok that was wrong...)
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If I saw you in person I'd shake your hand and apologize cause this is getting out of hand and I don't want anyone to get infuriated over this thread. Let's start on a fresh page and end the internet argument.
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(back to beating the dead horse)

Yeah I know I was an asshole for posting about laughing about the beheaded dog, but like I said for some reason I found the valentine candy + batteries a bit comical. Yes I have a dog and who knows maybe I would of laughed if I saw him in a box with some candy and batteries.

Picture this though: THE ONLY VICTIM WAS THE DOG. The septic tank family can't replace their baby, but the girl was happy to get a new dog as if she didn't give a fuck about the old dog.

I'm sorry for what happened to the dog, but it's hard to be empathetic to a girl that is so quickly excited for a new dog.

[TheSix]

Ness, it's just fucking annoying when in every thread somebody (usually a bunch of people) come in and feel the need to show that they're extra cool or something by laughing at other people's misfortunes.

So everyone is suppose to automatically convert to your opinion and agree? Some people find other peoples "misfortunes" funny.

I happen to be one of them.

Matter of fact, it would have been extra sweet if somebody left a OWNED note in the box.

[Serpent]

(back to beating the dead horse)

Yeah I know I was an asshole for posting about laughing about the beheaded dog, but like I said for some reason I found the valentine candy + batteries a bit comical. Yes I have a dog and who knows maybe I would of laughed if I saw him in a box with some candy and batteries.

Picture this though: THE ONLY VICTIM WAS THE DOG. The septic tank family can't replace their baby, but the girl was happy to get a new dog as if she didn't give a fuck about the old dog.

I'm sorry for what happened to the dog, but it's hard to be empathetic to a girl that is so quickly excited for a new dog.

That's cuz she killed the dog esse. Didn't you read the article? She told it all of her secrets, dead dogs don't tell secrets. She had to protect herself you know.

[CoMpOuNd]

Yeah I know I was an asshole for posting about laughing about the beheaded dog

NO YOU FUCKIN AREN'T, AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE.

I laughed too, but so what? The bitches dog died, big fuckin deal. There are people dieing every 3 seconds, and this bitches dog makes the news. When my grandma died, did I see her on the news? When my boy got stabbed, and died... did I see that on the news? When I witnessed 2 stabbings and a mutherfucker getting zapped by a tazor, over some "turf" beef, did I see that on the news?

sure I feel sorry for the girl, yea her dog died... but so the fuck what? It's a dog, get that shit off the news.


I laughed ALLOT...

word.

[BlakHayato]

If you hate it so much, why don't you pull to get these types of threads banned. There will always be someone laughing at these types of things (every single damn thread someone will find / has found these situations funny) Its the same type of arguments every time. Its basically like the religion threads. Its inevitable.

I still like reading / laughing / enjoying you all go at it each time though. Carry on.....

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

So everyone is suppose to automatically convert to your opinion and agree? Some people find other peoples "misfortunes" funny.

I happen to be one of them.

Matter of fact, it would have been extra sweet if somebody left a OWNED note in the box.

No conversions necessary my friend. That's fine that you can laugh at this, as I can laugh at Ness' old situation. That was kind of the point- it's not so fun when it's directed at you, and also I'm sure nobody else really enjoyed reading my posts. Random posts making fun of people or ridiculous things tend to get annoying fast.

Ness, don't worry about it. No need to apologize either, I know I was being a dick anyway and you're the only person I knew through posts who I could make fun of lol. But you reading my posts at you was basically how I felt when I saw your initial one. Seemed kinda pointless and mean.

The only way I think this could be funny is maybe if the package contained what appeared to be a dog's head, but it was really a cake with a little puppy in it. The puppy would be her dog's new son and then they'd all eat the cake together and laugh. But it wasn't a cake. It was a dog's head, so it's not funny.

[Silentness!]

The woman/girl thread shit was hilarious though. Every now and then I go back and read my old posts to see how stupid/emo I sound at times.

good times good times...

Kang makes the thread so enjoyable even though some people find him annoying.

[Baron Samedi]

man do we have to do this everytime somebody posts some morbid news?

just like the kid dying in a septic tank

peeps say they don't care + peeps tell them they are heartless assholes = big 10 page flame war that goes nowhere.

this is getting redundant and boring

[Red-Impact]

just because other bad things happen globally doesnt mean you can't be outraged at a specific incident.

and as for your second point, wtf are you joking. video games aren't real. cartoons aren't real. movies aren't real. none of that is real. those aren't real people. i can shoot you in the balls in an fps, and you'd be fine. i do that in real life, and you'll be in pain. i know you're not that dense to get this

Cartoons, video games, and movies aren't real. But the matter at hand IS REAK I simply used that to get my point accross. You are outraged that a dog is behaded, yet you are not outraged at the asshole who shot some guy in your neighborhood?

With that said, people eat babies and nobody seems outraged. I am still loling at serps assumption:rofl:

[Ne0phyte]

stuff
You compared HPV to herpes and claimed a 23% rate as 60%, and I'm the idiot? Your logical reasoning abilities include getting angry and swearing when you think you're right, which is ironically a woman's job. Congrats. I made one mistake in my posts; you made several. Thanks though, I don't know why I thought there were more women in the country. I learned that today, and you learned something too. Stop getting mad.

[LimeGreenPatato]

As much as that makes me laugh.....that shit is funny to think about. You have to be one messed up mother fucker to do that. It doesn't sound threating either....the fact they put a note in their saying batteries not included makes me think it's a joke to someone.

If you were pissed at someone...i'd sort of understand....just doing it for fun......CRAAAAAAAAZY

[Shaft Agent]

Get all the facts people.

^EMPHASIS. how do we know that the dog was even still alive when the "terrorist" cut the head off? i mean, it was gone for 2 weeks...

[Galactic]

Damn that's messed up. I mean, wtf could she have possibly done to deserve that? Dude done fucked up all wrapped presents for this chick forever.

I mean, if she was Hitler or something, yeah, but what the heck could some dumb 17 year old bitch from minnesota who "tells her dog all her secrets" have POSSIBLY done to deserve that?

Still, I'd rather spend 2 minutes alone with the fucker who punched that old lady 3 times in the face here in NYC than the moron who killed her dog. That was worse.

^_-;

[OmNiExiZt]

Cut off a dogs head and your a murderer. Mutate a few rats and bunnies and your a hero. How does that work?

*ONEZ*

[VG Emblem]

Cut off a dogs head and your a murderer. Mutate a few rats and bunnies and your a hero. How does that work?

*ONEZ*
Is that supposed to be a serious post? What kind of fucking half-assed comparison is that?

The dog = someone's pet. Best friend. Companion. Family member.

Lab rat and bunnies = animals breeded to further science and medicine. No one really cares what happens to them. Technically, if it were someone's pet, it would also be fucked up to do that to it, since it then has someone who cares for it.

[ShinAkumax]

Is that supposed to be a serious post? What kind of fucking half-assed comparison is that?

The dog = someone's pet. Best friend. Companion. Family member.

Lab rat and bunnies = animals breeded to further science and medicine. No one really cares what happens to them. Technically, if it were someone's pet, it would also be fucked up to do that to it, since it then has someone who cares for it.

Truly, insulting him is like insulting the wind. Truly talking to him is like walking a road.

[TheSix]

The dog = someone's pet. Best friend. Companion. Family member.



Obviously not if she just went out and bought another one.

[ATM SPIDERTAO]

i think if i hated this chick, i'd really laugh at her

but if she was like a friend of mine, i'd be like "WTF that's so wrong, that is really wrong"

it's probably all relative. the "batteries included" part sounds like a HUGE practical joke and this guy probably got a good laugh out of it.

but i doubt this chick and her family and friends laughed at all!

i don't really think it's got that much to do with the fact that it's a dog that died. i think the real "wrongness" to it is knowing how much this is gonna affect someone and going through lengths to achieve it. it's like taking $5 from some homeless guy. you KNOW that shit's gonna ruin him. he'll starve and it'll really fuck up his emotional state. and you're doing it just CUZ you feel like it, to piss him off, cuz it's funny, i dunno.

that's probably why it doesn't feel wrong to kill a lab rat. there are people who think that doing so is WRONG cuz it's wrong to kill animals, and they're usually part of those animal rights organizations. but most people don't really care, cuz those animals dont' mean anything to anyone. but that's why killing someone's PET seems worse. cuz it matters to SOMEONE, and isn't just the fact that an animal died.

it's like abortion. if someone aborts the baby, no one is gonna give a shit unless they think MORALLY, it's wrong to kill a baby.

but if someone INTENTIONALLY punched a pregnant woman JUST to like fuck with her. it's sorta like just having an abortion, but it's like REALLY fucked up. the baby technically has it's own life and if you believe that then you'll think it's wrong, but it just seems SO much more wrong on a personal level

i didn't laugh at this, but i thought it was a pretty good gag, and if this was done by one of my friends to someone we really didn't like, i'd probably fucking laugh REALLY hard too. but if i liked this girl, i'd be pretty sad and feel like beating this person up

[Dem-Dem]

atm what the hell are you blabbering about. Killing anything is wrong.

[OmNiExiZt]

Is that supposed to be a serious post? What kind of fucking half-assed comparison is that?

The dog = someone's pet. Best friend. Companion. Family member.

Lab rat and bunnies = animals breeded to further science and medicine. No one really cares what happens to them. Technically, if it were someone's pet, it would also be fucked up to do that to it, since it then has someone who cares for it.

A very good half assed comparison if I do say so myself. No, you're wrong VG Eblem. Thousands of dogs die every day for no reason at all, where's your bleeding heart for them? You give your twenty dollars to Peta every year thinking you're changing the world? What countries will harbor terrorists when they realize the consequences of what I'll do? Did you know that I can buy nuclear warheads in Minsk for forty million each? Hell, I'd buy half a dozen and even get a discount!

Umm, like 95% of that post isn't minds. I couldn't think of something clever to say, so I just copy and pasted that quote from elswhere. Maybe I should have taken out the part about the nukes no?

*ONEZ*

[Snowman]

Umm, like 95% of that post isn't minds. I couldn't think of something clever to say, so I just copy and pasted that quote from elswhere. Maybe I should have taken out the part about the nukes no?

*ONEZ*

Was the quote about the nukes from Swordfish?

[Taichi]

if this were a ghetto dog, the problem wouldn't have happened in the first place.......


YOU try beheading a Rottweiler named Genghis, and see how far you get.

[OmNiExiZt]

Was the quote about the nukes from Swordfish?

Why yes, yes it was. But it is the truth though. Now lets just assume someones pet dog gets loose. They put up posters and ads to try and find it. Meanwhile, the poor pooch is sitting in the animal shelter waiting to be found or euthanized, which ever comes first. Time goes by, your dog gets put into the neck snapping machine (seen it on faces of death) and that's the end of him/her. Now the dog was the picture of health, but time ran out on it according to the state. Should those guys be punished? Or should we just allow stray animals to run the street and spread rabies, goute and jaundice to all? Not in my united states of america. Sure what happend was fucked up and unfortunate and yes I did find it funny and yes again if it happend to me I'd be heart broken. But life is funny like that sometimes you know.

*ONEZ*

[PsychoSquall]

I'm only speaking for myself...

A lot of fucked up stuff happens to people. One way to cope with hearing about it is by desensitizing yourself to the misfortunes of others. Every time you watch the news there are stories of rape, murder, and major accidents. And you can feel bad about it to varying degrees. It's actually very depressing. But you can't spend every waking moment feeling bad about all the crap going on in the world. Some where you gotta draw the line. We've got enough things to worry about in our own lives.

Many of us come to srk looking to have fun. It's a non-serious environment. So when the occasional horror story shows up, our reaction is affected differently. At least that's how it is for me.

[umthrfkr]

i thought this was supposed to be a crappy story. i found it semi funny, semi sad, semi sick, semi random.

[OmNiExiZt]

I'm only speaking for myself...

A lot of fucked up stuff happens to people. One way to cope with hearing about it is by desensitizing yourself to the misfortunes of others. Every time you watch the news there are stories of rape, murder, and major accidents. And you can feel bad about it to varying degrees. It's actually very depressing. But you can't spend every waking moment feeling bad about all the crap going on in the world. Some where you gotta draw the line. We've got enough things to worry about in our own lives.

Many of us come to srk looking to have fun. It's a non-serious environment. So when the occasional horror story shows up, our reaction is affected differently. At least that's how it is for me.

To true. Now I don't generally find the misfortunes of others to be funny. But a dog with it's head cut off? That's just comedy. I bet anyone who is here that has seen The Godfather (can't remember which one) and it got to the scene with the horse head in the bed, I bet the laughed their ass off. Does that make them fucked up? I bet somebody is going to tell me that's different because it's a movie.

*ONEZ*

[LimeGreenPatato]

Damn that's messed up. I mean, wtf could she have possibly done to deserve that? Dude done fucked up all wrapped presents for this chick forever.

I mean, if she was Hitler or something, yeah, but what the heck could some dumb 17 year old bitch from minnesota who "tells her dog all her secrets" have POSSIBLY done to deserve that?

Still, I'd rather spend 2 minutes alone with the fucker who punched that old lady 3 times in the face here in NYC than the moron who killed her dog. That was worse.

^_-;

She probably told the dog secret she shouldn't have.

[Jaldaboath]

She probably told the dog secret she shouldn't have.

:rofl: :rofl:

In the back of the Valentine's Card: "You should be proud, he never talked..."


Ness, it's just fucking annoying when in every thread somebody (usually a bunch of people) come in and feel the need to show that they're extra cool or something by laughing at other people's misfortunes. WE GET IT! I don't see what you contributed to the thread by being so cool and saying that you laughed. I don't know why you would want anybody else to know that actually.

So I felt the need to tell you what I laugh at. It's pretty much just as pointless but hey it's what the cool kids are doing I guess.

BBQ, it's just fucking annoying when in every thread somebody (usually a bunch of people) come in and feel the need to show that they're better than us or something by telling us that laughing at something sick is wrong. WE KNOW IT! I don't see what you contributed to the thread by being so cool and saying that we're heartless bastards. I don't know why you would want anybody else to know what you think about us actually.

So I felt the need to tell you what I think is right and wrong. It's pretty much just as pointless but hey it's what the cool kids are doing I guess.

[volvox]

Could you pinpoint the post? Because after rereading the thread I don't think anyone has said that.

The closest I see is how Silent Ness saying he DIDN't say that.


She probably deserved it. i wonder what she did.


All I'm saying is that if a mother found the severed head of her newborn son in a box, most people wouldn't find she probably deserved it. Sorry it took awhile...

It's unfortunate that pets are seen for the most part like this. If it were human, most would say that the murdered victim probably didn't deserve it. But since it's a pet, we think does the owner deserve it or not.

[aiy1tm]

Is that supposed to be a serious post? What kind of fucking half-assed comparison is that?

The dog = someone's pet. Best friend. Companion. Family member.

Lab rat and bunnies = animals breeded to further science and medicine. No one really cares what happens to them. Technically, if it were someone's pet, it would also be fucked up to do that to it, since it then has someone who cares for it.

Hahaha. This thread is hilarious.

First, there is no such thing as right and wrong. Face it.

The above quote is an example of such. VG Emblem clearly places value in human sentiment. This is as arbitrary a value system as any other. Some value sentiment, some value utility. Some people don't value anything that doesn't DIRECTLY seem to benefit them personally. All arbitrary. Some of us appreciate quality, creative ways of doing anything -- therefore this gift package was quite amusing.

By the way, before anyone gets upset-- I don't disagree with valuing human sentiment -- I'm just pointing out the foundation of VG's argument as an example of what sort of value systems lay underneath these arguments we are having with each other.

On topic, I was amused by the extreme creativity of this hateful act. There's something twisted and creative about it. It is like those "pwned" pictures that are always good. For this same reason, I enjoyed the thread where everyone was discussing ways to return (or not return) that girl's bracelet (a gift from her deceased father). There was some creative hating going on in that thread too, though I imagine nobody here would actually go through with it.

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

BBQ, it's just fucking annoying when in every thread somebody (usually a bunch of people) come in and feel the need to show that they're better than us or something by telling us that laughing at something sick is wrong. WE KNOW IT! I don't see what you contributed to the thread by being so cool and saying that we're heartless bastards. I don't know why you would want anybody else to know what you think about us actually.

So I felt the need to tell you what I think is right and wrong. It's pretty much just as pointless but hey it's what the cool kids are doing I guess.

Uh ok. Except time flows in only one direction, meaning the asshole posts come FIRST, THEN people react to them. I guess you can see the difference, or maybe you can't blame the person who walks up to you and punches you because, after all, you punched him back after.

The posts aren't even funny. Basically there are a bunch of little 14 year olds coming in making corny puns because they saw everyone else doing it. If you're gonna act like a dick, then people will call you a dick. It's pretty simple.

The issue has been settled anyway though as you can see. I don't have a problem with anybody here.