View Full Version : New 2nd Round match of the Women Tourney's Midwest Region: Angelina Jolie vs Cat Bell
The Invincible Swordsman
03-16-2007, 08:13 AM
This is the final match of the 30+ Bracket and this one's a doozy.....
#9 Seed "The Homewrecker", Angelina Jolie (AKA The Maneater)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kamH4XymBY
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3452324&postcount=384
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3422668&postcount=127
vs
#16 Seed "The JAG Chic", Catherine Bell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNETIzA4Pn8
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3412631&postcount=56
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3123627&postcount=217
Do the damn thing and vote. The winner of this match faces off against Stacey Dash in the 3rd round.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Pretty tough but I'll take the succubus. Yes I know she'd try to eat me alive and suck my soul out by having sex with me. And I'm totally o.k. with that.
My vote = The Homewrecker
4neqs
03-16-2007, 08:19 AM
Gotta go with the DSL's on this one. <3, regardless of the adopt-a-kid mania.
white shadow
03-16-2007, 08:24 AM
Catherine Bell. She just looks more appealing, and doesn't have a giant-sized tattoo all over her body.
versus addict
03-16-2007, 08:37 AM
Can't fuck with Jolie! :lovin:
DaDesiCanadian
03-16-2007, 09:23 AM
wtf why isn't jolie raping this matchup
wtf why isn't jolie raping this matchup
because bell owns jolie for free, bish
I don't get the obsession people have with Angelina Jolie at all... I look at Angelina Jolie like a lot of forum members look at yellow fever - where the fuck is the fucking attraction supposed to be?
TheMaidenMasha
03-16-2007, 10:02 AM
Last movie I saw Jolie in was The good Shepherd and she was lookin a bit too skinny for my tastes... Last movie I saw bell in was Bruce Almighty and damn she was fine in it.
Bell 4 Me
Monte
03-16-2007, 10:37 AM
I remember when I was a young'n I saw that Howard Stern interview on E! and ever since Catherine Bell has been a favorite of mine. Not to mention she's half Iranian, time for more diversity and less tatted up white chicks, see enough of them in cali as it is...
Draeger
03-16-2007, 10:38 AM
Catherine Bell gets my pick.
Her boobs are top tier.
LimeGreenPatato
03-16-2007, 10:56 AM
wtf why isn't jolie raping this matchup
Because she looks like street trash.
thurst
03-16-2007, 11:23 AM
are you guys serious? jolie should be beasting this chick. i never will understand how every year this "jag chick" character always gets to like the sweet 16 every year, she's not hot and has a dykie haircut.
DUDE. check out the youtube vids with her long hair.
Bell >>>>>>>>>> Jolie
FOBio
03-16-2007, 11:58 AM
i don't even know whot his cat bell girl is, but that second srk set of pics for her = AMAZING!!!
jag chick
she was mad fine in bruce almighty
Dasrik
03-16-2007, 12:20 PM
Cat Bell for same reasons as whoever lost against Jolie last time.
Starhammer
03-16-2007, 12:23 PM
i don't even know whot his cat bell girl is, but that second srk set of pics for her = AMAZING!!!
what he said. Now THOSE pics of bell are the ones that I could SEE someone looking at and saying,"yeah. bell's hotter looking than hyori." hell, they're about to cause me to vote her over jolie. still, am I the only one who got hot looking at jolie in the buisness suit? Love that.
.........Okay. bell got it.
-Starhammer-
Cat Bell for same reasons as whoever lost against Jolie last time.
The time to make right past wrongs has come upon us.
The_Dragon
03-16-2007, 12:33 PM
Cat Bell, toned body, great assets, and her facial expressions are much more appealing than Jolies weasel eyed stare.
angryliberal
03-16-2007, 01:40 PM
holie - i got turned off of cat bell when she was on howard and said she was a total size queen. i've got a small dick, so that just ruined it there...
Biolink
03-16-2007, 01:53 PM
Cat Bell
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Angelina has been around so much it is a wonder that she doesn't have "the clap".WTF Billy Bob Thornton?That guy has NO redeeming qualities.
white shadow
03-16-2007, 02:52 PM
holie - i got turned off of cat bell when she was on howard and said she was a total size queen. i've got a small dick, so that just ruined it there...
Aww c'mon Libbie this tourney is about looks.:rofl: Just because Angelina never outright said something about penis size (that I know of) doesn't mean she would like a gherkin either.
angryliberal
03-16-2007, 03:09 PM
Aww c'mon Libbie this tourney is about looks.:rofl: Just because Angelina never outright said something about penis size (that I know of) doesn't mean she would like a gherkin either.
yeah, but certain things ruin women for me...if i haven't heard it, the fantasy hasn't been ruined. in all honesty, i do like jolie better...
holie - i got turned off of cat bell when she was on howard and said she was a total size queen.
what a slut
and yea that is a kind of turn off because that just means shes wants a black dood and im not down to fantasy myself being black
DarkZero
03-16-2007, 03:52 PM
Susan Ortega(Cat Bell) FTW. I don't even see JAG but seeing her in Bruce Almighty gave me instant wood. I should watch and catch up on JAG now since she's in it. Hot damn Cat Bell owns
white shadow
03-16-2007, 04:06 PM
what a slut
and yea that is a kind of turn off because that just means shes wants a black dood and im not down to fantasy myself being black
Wait being a size queen automatically means she's been with black men?:confused: Talk about stereotyping yourself.
means she wants a brother
if an argument breaks out about a positive stereotype imma get pissed
Wolfkiller
03-16-2007, 04:09 PM
wtf why isn't jolie raping this matchup
For reals. THIS IS MADNESS! [/300guy]
hubcapsignstop
03-16-2007, 04:13 PM
jolie is busted
Striderhyru05
03-16-2007, 04:14 PM
i already busted 3 nuts just reading the name catherine bell
XZalla
03-16-2007, 05:37 PM
DSL and Catherine was a close one. But in the end, DSL takes the cut for me..
Shade
03-16-2007, 05:52 PM
Jolie destroys MOST woman, in any catagory. Period.
PsychoMistress
03-16-2007, 06:14 PM
Jolie destroys MOST woman, in any catagory. Period.
Pretty much.
IMO, her looks are very unique, and as close to perfection as I've seen.
Million
03-16-2007, 08:39 PM
It was close for me...until I remembered that Angelina got that terrible dragon tatoo all up her back, effectively desecrating her beauty. Someone needs to slap her with a crowbar for that. So, Ms. Bell wins this, mostly because Angeline fucked herself up, imo.
Geddoe
03-16-2007, 09:57 PM
Not at all close for me. Cat Bell over anybody but Shania(and even then I would hate myself for it).
_MJ_#R
03-16-2007, 10:15 PM
jag chick is a scientologist.. cant vote for her
AJ!
Wellman
03-16-2007, 10:17 PM
This was close, but reading that Cat Bell was half Iranian won it over for me. I love hot middle eastern women.
umthrfkr
03-17-2007, 01:20 AM
i like big tits. even if they arent all real. they still look good.
Freakshow
03-17-2007, 05:49 AM
I've seen bad pics of Jolie. I've NEVER seen bad pics of bell. Case closed
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