The Woman/Girl Thread: Sex, Relationships, FAQs Pt. 2

[Koop]

i think this asian girl has the biggest natural boobs i have seen in my life..O_O

ow my backhurts looking at her..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs2.jpg
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dont get me wrong... but thats too fuccin much... im a breast man myself (my woman got nice ones an is complaining) an thats too much. Take that top an bra off an her shyt will look like two dogs runnin in opposite directions to get out the fence... saggyness will/has set in an her hittin it from the back will be a problem cause she will complain (trust me i know from dealin with the 'big boob girls').... she a q-t but a downsize is needed.... no one is talking to HER... all conversation an camera angles are aimed at chest level.....

[Taito]

GAWT DAYYYUM.. back on topic..


I wanna backtrack on a dropped opportunity.. what was I supposed to do with a girl I met a strip club? Before you think she's all skank nasty, it really wasn't a sleazy club, it was really a chilled out bar that just so happened to have lapdance booths.. and even then it was full of bodyguards in the booths so nothing 'extra' was going on.. plus she's on her grind trying to get a singing career off the ground.. she's already been on a talent/reality show on national TV.. she didn't strike me as a career stripper at all.

Anyway, I left the country.. but before I left she gave me her Myspace and email.. if there's one rule I learned that's universal, in a stripper's line of work, she wants to filter people out of her life even though her job is to act nice and make a dude think he has a chance.. so if she gives you her personal contact info, you're good.. anyway we talked for a few months, and she said she was gonna visit Japan sometime to get her name out there.. but I haven't talked to her in awhile, and it's kind of a lost cause at this point cause I'm in a serious relationship.. but I'm wondering, was there anything to this? Or did she just want me to add her in my Myspace to advertise her music?

[Koop]

GAWT DAYYYUM.. back on topic..


I wanna backtrack on a dropped opportunity.. what was I supposed to do with a girl I met a strip club? Before you think she's all skank nasty, it really wasn't a sleazy club, it was really a chilled out bar that just so happened to have lapdance booths.. and even then it was full of bodyguards in the booths so nothing 'extra' was going on.. plus she's on her grind trying to get a singing career off the ground.. she's already been on a talent/reality show on national TV.. she didn't strike me as a career stripper at all.

Anyway, I left the country.. but before I left she gave me her Myspace and email.. if there's one rule I learned that's universal, in a stripper's line of work, she wants to filter people out of her life even though her job is to act nice and make a dude think he has a chance.. so if she gives you her personal contact info, you're good.. anyway we talked for a few months, and she said she was gonna visit Japan sometime to get her name out there.. but I haven't talked to her in awhile, and it's kind of a lost cause at this point cause I'm in a serious relationship.. but I'm wondering, was there anything to this? Or did she just want me to add her in my Myspace to advertise her music?

advertise.... if a stripper gives you here number... means nothing. you give her YOUR number an make her come to YOU...yappin an verbally fuccin you does nothing if you cant blossom it into sumin else... plus youll be dating a stripper...tuff situation mentally.... thats a rule i learned from ol' schoolers (sorry thats how i was brought up)........ myspace fleas tend to get people to join more an more... youll join an still wont make her top 8 an wont get that side action your thinking of.... id keep it moving an just enjoy the 'company' IF she give it to you playboi...


Koop

[Taito]

I forgot to say, she's in Europe not the States.. I'm not really buggin off the stripper thing, if you really wanna be technical about it, I've dated a lot of broads in adult entertainment line of work, except they were foreign and the rules aren't totally the same.. but you're saying the same thing I was thinking..

[Warpticon]

Haha, I got a myspace comment: "Hit me up fa sho. I know you got those digits."

Thanks, Janet. Fucking broken phone. Soon as I get that bitch working I'm gonna holler at her.

[Psyfer]

hey i'm tryin to mack this girl in my class, and i give her a good 8. we just started talking, and she is really laid back and very different from these other girls i talk to on campus. i already started with the whole "study partners" approach, and she was down, so now we have to see what happens. here is a picture of her. so tell me what you think. and just so you know this was over the course of 2 days.



http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=81537739&albumID=49671&imageID=3001895 see where this goes.

[Bobbypigo]

i think this asian girl has the biggest natural boobs i have seen in my life..O_O

ow my backhurts looking at her..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs4.jpg

She is a thing of beauty Cookie lady! Thank you :clap: :pray:

[Silentness!]

It's funny broads are interested in talking to me when I'm busy minding my own business not feeling like being bothered.

I just go out and handle my career.. fuck women. My life no longer relies on a woman's opinion about me I have too many things to be worrying about then some dumb broad's mind games.
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Yes I'm pretty harsh about females. I've been with too many stupid bitches, sorry to the female posters, but that's how I feel about most women.
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PS: I'm not going to take any posts seriously that call me gay or a Viscant clone.

[dropthesky]

Sounds like a chauvinist in the making.

[thurst]

dont get me wrong... but thats too fuccin much...

too much my ass, sheeeeeeeeeit.

[Koop]

too much my ass, sheeeeeeeeeit.

to each their own... i love some boobs... but I know when it gets crazy an "yeah... ya look better wit the top on..." time... thats just me...

[JackTenrac!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs2.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs4.jpg

...you sunk my battleship.

[B. Jenet]

Sounds like a chauvinist in the making.

Sounds like a chauvinist, period.

[Silentness!]

Prove me wrong. Show me women that don't come with mind games...

I have one girl that is stupid enough to not realize she's FZing me even though I tell her that constantly

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

It's funny broads are interested in talking to me when I'm busy minding my own business not feeling like being bothered.


this happens to me ALL OF THE TIME and the sad part is most of them are pretty hot. It's just that im always being bothered at the wrong time.:arazz:

[I$AAC]

i think I know the answer to this but....fuck it. Say you and your g/f decide to take a break from your relaitonship because you too need some space for whatever reason. You guys talk and things seem like they're working out and looking like the oth of you would be back together if everything goes right. Now I have this girl hitting me up to go out with her this Friday. In the state that me and my "kinda gf" is in, would it be considered cheating if I go with this chick just for one night? just want a second opinion

[ChunLi]

If you can be honest with yourself.. ask yourself that same question.. if ur chic went out with some dude on Friday... would it be considered cheating to you?

I know it's dumb of me to ask you to pretend to be honest with that question but I'll give u the benefit of the doubt. =)

[I$AAC]

If you can be honest with yourself.. ask yourself that same question.. if ur chic went out with some dude on Friday... would it be considered cheating to you?

I know it's dumb of me to ask you to pretend to be honest with that question but I'll give u the benefit of the doubt. =)

funny thing is...that may be a possibilty....the whole agreement was she does what she needs to do and I'll do what I need to do (it's long distance so it's like that till she moves back down again) yeah I've never been in a position like this before so I'm hella confused

[Cool-Breeze]

funny thing is...that may be a possibilty....the whole agreement was she does what she needs to do and I'll do what I need to do (it's long distance so it's like that till she moves back down again) yeah I've never been in a position like this before so I'm hella confused


Women have a funny way of hanging things over your head DESPITE whatever they said or felt at the time of discussion.

If you were to "TELL" her you went out on a date with another young lady...
If you were to "TELL" her you were sexually active with said lady...

Your relationship will now be in the crapper.
She will no-longer trust you or your so called relationship, it will be like a mini after school special replaying over and over in her mind.

No it won't happen A.S.A.P., maybe later on like when she is near coming back home or closer to where you guys can see each other.
Then she will drop the bomb on you..

GIRLFRIEND: "Well I didn't really appreciate what you did4 months ago, so I did something as well..."

YOU: "What do you mean, what did you do"

GIRLFRIEND: "I Joined a sorority"

YOU: "Of that's cool"

GIRLFRIEND: "But in order to join them I had to suck 4 cocks, and bang six guys all at once" " It was fun"

YOU: :confused::sad::looney::annoy:

ME: :wink::tup: "Cause I got it all on cam" Muaaaaahhhhh !!! :rofl:

[pherai]

Anytime to take a break on a relationship, you're really just breaking up, but are too afraid to admit it. I've never heard of that working out in the end with people getting back together.

[Silentness!]

I guess I'm an attractive guy. My weakness isn't my looks, but my personality. Some chick I just recently met said I'm weird.

That's not the first or even second time I heard that :wasted:
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I'm just really quiet and I always sound serious when I talk. I'm not nerdy just not your usual preppy sounding party boy.

[TehBooGiEMaN]

i think this asian girl has the biggest natural boobs i have seen in my life..O_O

ow my backhurts looking at her..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/karenluvs2party/bigboobs4.jpg=0=0=0

[fistoftheryustar]

theres always that joke of girls who could knock you out with her boobs. but in reality if she turned quick enough that girl prolly could. how do boobs vary so damn much in size?
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there is chubby girl in class that i fake flirted with. you know how you fake flirt with a few friend girls and bust their balls. because i was so fit compared to her (outta her league is the superficial term) i thought if i flirted and busted her balls she'd know i was joking.

but around here chubby black girls i realize are a definite plus. found out she's really cocky and now that i think about it she must get hit on alot and thought i was REALLY flirting with her.

now since the style of flirting in class is "ball busting" thats all she does and its not even a normal convo. plus girls suck at ball busting, they just think bc they are attracted to dominance we guys are too. wrong.



shes seriously starting to lower my social standing in the class now by busting on me a little too hard. weird because its not a guy who is "picken own mee" its a girl haha. how do i make this lil monster stop, there are other hot girls in the class that hear this crap-banter.

[Murt!]

Smear bacon fat over your hand to get her to come close then make her kiss your rings

[SF_PHOCUS]

I guess I'm an attractive guy. My weakness isn't my looks, but my personality. Some chick I just recently met said I'm weird.

That's not the first or even second time I heard that :wasted:
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I'm just really quiet and I always sound serious when I talk. I'm not nerdy just not your usual preppy sounding party boy.

TIGER WOODS!

lol i need one of those av's.... do they have a scott hall one? or hollywood hogan?

EDIT: ahhhh i cant find my bamboo to roll up mi bud :shake:

[Cool-Breeze]

theres always that joke of girls who could knock you out with her boobs. but in reality if she turned quick enough that girl prolly could. how do boobs vary so damn much in size?
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there is chubby girl in class that i fake flirted with. you know how you fake flirt with a few friend girls and bust their balls. because i was so fit compared to her (outta her league is the superficial term) i thought if i flirted and busted her balls she'd know i was joking.

but around here chubby black girls i realize are a definite plus. found out she's really cocky and now that i think about it she must get hit on alot and thought i was REALLY flirting with her.

now since the style of flirting in class is "ball busting" thats all she does and its not even a normal convo. plus girls suck at ball busting, they just think bc they are attracted to dominance we guys are too. wrong.



shes seriously starting to lower my social standing in the class now by busting on me a little too hard. weird because its not a guy who is "picken own mee" its a girl haha. how do i make this lil monster stop, there are other hot girls in the class that hear this crap-banter.

So wait where do you live again??

So wait... You decided to make fun of this girl because she is thick to full figured??

What was the point?? To make yourself seem superior??

Ok well it back fired... GET OVER IT !!!

You must have really wanted to bang her but thought the people around you were going to make fun of you for banging a bigger lady, truth be told big girls are quiet the lil' freaks.
Besides I don't feel your a man til' you have had a Full Figured Young lady anyways lol !!!

This is so childish its sad lol !!!


Below is a link or two too my Picture Collection, these young ladies I have met through my music, my production company (Still in construction)or at gaming tournaments in S.Carolina, Detroit, Texas, GA, S.Florida etc



BBW
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii23/lordiceman826/437x_044.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii23/lordiceman826/437x_060.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii23/lordiceman826/437x_058.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii23/lordiceman826/nice8.jpg

BBW Milf
Homegrown
Cell Phone Pics
Etc

[Senjutsu Sensei]

theres always that joke of girls who could knock you out with her boobs. but in reality if she turned quick enough that girl prolly could. how do boobs vary so damn much in size?
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there is chubby girl in class that i fake flirted with. you know how you fake flirt with a few friend girls and bust their balls. because i was so fit compared to her (outta her league is the superficial term) i thought if i flirted and busted her balls she'd know i was joking.

but around here chubby black girls i realize are a definite plus. found out she's really cocky and now that i think about it she must get hit on alot and thought i was REALLY flirting with her.

now since the style of flirting in class is "ball busting" thats all she does and its not even a normal convo. plus girls suck at ball busting, they just think bc they are attracted to dominance we guys are too. wrong.



shes seriously starting to lower my social standing in the class now by busting on me a little too hard. weird because its not a guy who is "picken own mee" its a girl haha. how do i make this lil monster stop, there are other hot girls in the class that hear this crap-banter.

I guess you got pWnt. Probably what you get for tryin to act tight. :rofl:

You should play along with what she says, though. If you can Tai Chi her comments, it makes you look better than if you get all DOUBLE THE FUCK DRAGON on her.

I think the best way to prevent getting pWnt like that is to not do what you did in the first place. Did you think a probably over-confident black gal was gonna just take shit from someone probably as over-confident as herself? :rofl:

[Reveal]

So I'm trying the Craigslist thing now, just to see what it has to offer.
I'm not really familiar with it and I'm a bit confused. First of all, how can I be certain that they're getting my email? What I do is copy their craigslist email link, goto my yahoo mail and just paste their email in the "send to" box and send them the email. I've only gotten reply, but I've sent quite a few. Maybe the emails I'm sending them are ending up in their junk mail as opposed to their normal mail? If that's the case, how do i fix that?

And also, how do you tell if an ad is just a bot? I've gotten quite a few bot replies to my emails, which always sends me to some other site. I'd rather just find the ads that are from real people who really want to talk.

Anyone here actually use Craigslist? any tips?

[Shukuda]

So I heard from a relative that one of their buddies got dumped because he wore walmart clothes. So fucked up.:rofl:

[FallingEdge]

Craigslist is dangerous. You gotta be careful with that shit.

[Reveal]

Craigslist is dangerous. You gotta be careful with that shit.

Elaborate, please! :lovin:

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

berrry dangerous

[xero15]

Women have a funny way of hanging things over your head DESPITE whatever they said or felt at the time of discussion.

If you were to "TELL" her you went out on a date with another young lady...
If you were to "TELL" her you were sexually active with said lady...

Your relationship will now be in the crapper.
She will no-longer trust you or your so called relationship, it will be like a mini after school special replaying over and over in her mind.

No it won't happen A.S.A.P., maybe later on like when she is near coming back home or closer to where you guys can see each other.
Then she will drop the bomb on you..

GIRLFRIEND: "Well I didn't really appreciate what you did4 months ago, so I did something as well..."

YOU: "What do you mean, what did you do"

GIRLFRIEND: "I Joined a sorority"

YOU: "Of that's cool"

GIRLFRIEND: "But in order to join them I had to suck 4 cocks, and bang six guys all at once" " It was fun"

YOU: :confused::sad::looney::annoy:

ME: :wink::tup: "Cause I got it all on cam" Muaaaaahhhhh !!! :rofl:

So wait where do you live again??

So wait... You decided to make fun of this girl because she is thick to full figured??

What was the point?? To make yourself seem superior??

Ok well it back fired... GET OVER IT !!!

You must have really wanted to bang her but thought the people around you were going to make fun of you for banging a bigger lady, truth be told big girls are quiet the lil' freaks.
Besides I don't feel your a man til' you have had a Full Figured Young lady anyways lol !!!

This is so childish its sad lol !!!


Below is a link or two too my Picture Collection, these young ladies I have met through my music, my production company (Still in construction)or at gaming tournaments in S.Carolina, Detroit, Texas, GA, S.Florida etc



BBW
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii23/lordiceman826/437x_044.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii23/lordiceman826/437x_060.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii23/lordiceman826/437x_058.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii23/lordiceman826/nice8.jpg

BBW Milf
Homegrown
Cell Phone Pics
Etc

first off you actually decided to start postin in this thread? i thought you was jokin :lol: secondly dont tell me you stopped talkin to those ladies as well. man im mad that you done stopped talkin to half the ladies on your comp. :annoy:

[Dasiatic]

to all Craiglist niggas:

Why would attractive girls need to post on craigslist to find someone?

seriously.

I'll be back with more. im just tired as hell.

whats up to PHOC, Blank, and Pheria. yadda yadda. are we still holding it down, or what?

[xero15]

Anytime to take a break on a relationship, you're really just breaking up, but are too afraid to admit it. I've never heard of that working out in the end with people getting back together.

untrue. it isnt rare that people do this actually find someone else that makes them happy and then dip out back to the person they were with before with a new inspiration as to why they should be with that person. the whole separation thing is to get something new in the relationship.

[SF_PHOCUS]

to all Craiglist niggas:



seriously.

I'll be back with more. im just tired as hell.

whats up to PHOC, Blank, and Pheria. yadda yadda. are we still holding it down, or what?

ofcourse!:looney:

[akumatrunigga]

So I'm trying the Craigslist thing now, just to see what it has to offer.

Anyone here actually use Craigslist? any tips?
you must be joking There is no advantage at all doing something like that. Why even bother or even consider?

[Reveal]

It sucks that bad, huh : /

[Etcetera]

Craigslist is only good for finding things like a job or a car, but not pussy.
Most of the ads aren't real and the ones that are will get bombed with emails and the girl will not likely respond. You aren't going to find anything worthwhile on their since no woman ever really needs to put up a personal ad. Even if she is busted like crazy and prices herself out of the market, she will get too many emails to notice you in the first place.
If want to get a good perspective on this and have a fun little experiment, make a fake ad of a girl. For added effect, make sure she is fugly... you will have an inbox full of dick pics of desperate guys trying to get some free pussy in minutes.
The only real girls that something can actually happen with on craigslist are the escorts.

[Koop]

Craigslist is only good for finding things like a job or a car, but not pussy.




:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


wow... havent looked at the thread but lawd hav' mercy yall usin the craigslist..... if ya comin to final round i will give you some pointers n a speech... hope that could help ya...

[Quivitar]

k so I'm braindead when it comes to "x" acctually means "y" female sillyness, and i think (or maybe hope) this girl has been hinting at me. shes a looker and acctually makes me laugh on top of that, which is a rare find. she recently broke up with her boyfriend and was telling me about how he asked if we would be dating if they werent, and she made a point of telling me about it, it was a blatent topic change. we acctually first talked after she had broken up with this guy and then messeged me on facebook soon after to see if i wanted to hang out. i missed the messege but we eventually met up anyways (same college)

then, next couple of days she tells me shes going to the movies with some guy, and how hes "alot like me".

then, next couple of days she tells me how that guy turned out to be a creep (I cant tell if thats bad or good for me, haha) etc. then she points at some jewelery ad in a newspaper and goes "will you buy me this?"

anyways, next time we're hanging out is next week. I think she said something about spending the night (i live in a dorm), and i said i was cool with it. but yeah, everything is so back and forth. I cant tell if I'm just hopefully about her liking me or if im skeptical about it being too good to be true.

any ideas?

edit: allmost forgot; the girl is somewhat sarcastic which just adds to the confusion.

[Silentness!]

then, next couple of days she tells me how that guy turned out to be a creep (I cant tell if thats bad or good for me, haha) etc. then she points at some jewelery ad in a newspaper and goes "will you buy me this?"



Got damn she already wants you buying her shit and you're not even in a relationship

[Quivitar]

Got damn she already wants you buying her shit and you're not even in a relationship

obligatory "tsk, women"

but yeah, im pretty sure it was kind of a joke. maybe.

if not, joke's on her, im ass broke!

[pherai]

whats up to PHOC, Blank, and Pheria. yadda yadda. are we still holding it down, or what?

You know it bro :smokin: Fuckin school eats up my free time like a mofo.

Quivitar: Hopefully that jewelry bit wasn't serious, but it sounds like you ain't buyin bitches shit, which is good, cause she won't give it up if you do. Just keep playing the game and see how things turn out. She seems like kind of an attention whore, but who knows.

[wez]

Ok, I need help.

Here's my story:
So, I got my check this past Friday. It wasn't much because it was only a week's worth of work. It was a check of $194. I was hoping on saving that money to get my girl a little something for Valentines. But then I remembered I had to pay $180 on a bill. The next check comes in next Friday. So, to make it up, I told her I was gonna take her out. This time, the check is gonna be a lot bigger. I wanna take her out some place nice. Not too pricey and not too cheap. I live in the L.A. area. So, I have no clue on where to take her out. I would usually go to her house and we would go to somewhere near her dorm. Let me know of a good place or activity.

[Dasiatic]

Ok, I need help.

Here's my story:
So, I got my check this past Friday. It wasn't much because it was only a week's worth of work. It was a check of $194. I was hoping on saving that money to get my girl a little something for Valentines. But then I remembered I had to pay $180 on a bill. The next check comes in next Friday. So, to make it up, I told her I was gonna take her out. This time, the check is gonna be a lot bigger. I wanna take her out some place nice. Not too pricey and not too cheap. I live in the L.A. area. So, I have no clue on where to take her out. I would usually go to her house and we would go to somewhere near her dorm. Let me know of a good place or activity.

damn. anyone who lives in the LA area? i sure dont. but generaly speaking, you dont have to ttake her to no 5-star restaurant, or any huge ass famous expensive place. but at the same time, i wouldn't take her to just any old Mcdonalds or Wendy's where mad people are already there.

AppleBee's and Sizzler's are both near my area. so those type of restaurants, id go to. its just in the middle IMO. not as low tier as Wendy's, but not as expensive as any 5star restaurant.

I'd do that, and go to a movie.

[otter]

Dude, you can go to a really nice resturant and only spend $75. I mean, that's alot of money to me too but you're stressin' a little too much :sweat:

[Dasiatic]

Dude, you can go to a really nice resturant and only spend $75. I mean, that's alot of money to me too but you're stressin' a little too much :sweat:

yeah, like i said. minus the "dude, you're stressing out" part.

[Murt!]

Ok, I need help.

Here's my story:
So, I got my check this past Friday. It wasn't much because it was only a week's worth of work. It was a check of $194. I was hoping on saving that money to get my girl a little something for Valentines. But then I remembered I had to pay $180 on a bill. The next check comes in next Friday. So, to make it up, I told her I was gonna take her out. This time, the check is gonna be a lot bigger. I wanna take her out some place nice. Not too pricey and not too cheap. I live in the L.A. area. So, I have no clue on where to take her out. I would usually go to her house and we would go to somewhere near her dorm. Let me know of a good place or activity.


Don't even consider Sizzler's, Wez. All the Sizzler's I've been to have grown progressively suckier as time has gone on. Try The Stinking Rose. It's really tasty, not super expensive Italian restaurant that gets it's name from all the garlic they use in their cooking. After your meal get some garlic ice cream with molé sauce on top. Sounds gross, I know, but it's fucking godly.

[pherai]

What is your price range? I manage to eat pretty well on a students budget. Any limitations on what kind of food you'll eat? You like sushi?

[Cool-Breeze]

Elaborate, please! :lovin:

Craigslist is dangerous BECAUSE

1.) it is filled with alot of gays
2.) It is filled with alot of closet gays/bi-sexual dudes, due to the fact that they do NOT have copy codes etc, people tend to steal pictures etc and yours could be one used by some 45 year old man for his ummmm me times

3.) Once you do find a lady, most of them are either cheating in a marriage, in a minor relationship, out for cash, or spreading disease.

That last thing you really REALLY need to worry about, Herpes, clap, etc

There are a few upsides as well but to man Con's out way the Pro's

to all Craiglist niggas:



seriously.

I'll be back with more. im just tired as hell.

whats up to PHOC, Blank, and Pheria. yadda yadda. are we still holding it down, or what?



Speaking from experience FINE women post on BP, MYSPACE, CRAIGSLIST, etc pretty often and I have picture proof, video proof as well.

Just as a joke because I was drunk for new years, Myself, Warblade 49, Xero, and some white chick who was slithzad out this world were all at my home and I decided to respond to a few ad's online, the next day i got close to 15 responses.

No not all super fine, BUT a few Puerto Ricans, an asian (My weakness) and a few Milf's

A few hit me up because they were new to atl, or only here for the holidays stuff like that and wanted to hang out, fuck, get drunk, smoke etc.

[MAGUS1234]

I got some fine broads in my classes this semester, Time to talk big and do nothing!

[Stanman]

I got some fine broads in my classes this semester, Time to talk big and do nothing!

I'm right there with ya buddy. Another year of faltering and never accomplishing goals ftw!

[amuse]

I guess I'm an attractive guy. My weakness isn't my looks, but my personality. Some chick I just recently met said I'm weird.

That's not the first or even second time I heard that :wasted:
____
I'm just really quiet and I always sound serious when I talk. I'm not nerdy just not your usual preppy sounding party boy.



Matt's weakness is he don't man up when he talks to girls, he doesn't put testosterone in his statements, he limp wrists it like a 1300 rated 2v2 rogue team!

[Infernoman]

ok I dunno where else to say this but here goes...

ok over the past weekend I had some fun with a girl...we were fooling around for quite a while and yeah I had no protection (foolish of me but damn if I wanted it) but I know she is on the pill and fully clean so that wasn't on my mind...problem is, a day afterward...my dick feels some minor pain...in fact as I was looking at some porn thinking about "cleaning the warp pipe" it really hurts...I mean it's red and well how to put this...since I never got a circumcision, as I began to get all into it...I couldn't get myself fully up as it was way too painful...and as I just check...I even have minor cut marks around the foreskin...this has never happend before...

so I just ask...did I just overdo it when I was hitting up the chick?

[pherai]

^

Was she getting dry near the end? Either way, you should get tested. If you are hitting anyone raw its a good idea, unless of course its the same person for a long time. If you are going to school you can probably get it done for free. Should put your mind at ease.

[Infernoman]

^

Was she getting dry near the end? Either way, you should get tested. If you are hitting anyone raw its a good idea, unless of course its the same person for a long time. If you are going to school you can probably get it done for free. Should put your mind at ease.

yeah...she was getting a bit dry and I guess I kinda overdid it...but yeah even though I know she's clean and on the pill I'll still get checked tomorrow...

[Shotokan Symphony]

Infernoman:
Get tested for all STDs. Also get tested for Phimosis and Urinary Tract Infections. It's common among uncut guys.

[Silentness!]

Matt's weakness is he don't man up when he talks to girls, he doesn't put testosterone in his statements, he limp wrists it like a 1300 rated 2v2 rogue team!

die naga!
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I talked a lot of shit about being a woman hater, but I'm mainly just jealous.

I want an attractive girl that I can look at and not feel pity for her. Am I being too shallow?

[pherai]

What do you mean not having to pity her?

[wez]

damn. anyone who lives in the LA area? i sure dont. but generaly speaking, you dont have to ttake her to no 5-star restaurant, or any huge ass famous expensive place. but at the same time, i wouldn't take her to just any old Mcdonalds or Wendy's where mad people are already there.

AppleBee's and Sizzler's are both near my area. so those type of restaurants, id go to. its just in the middle IMO. not as low tier as Wendy's, but not as expensive as any 5star restaurant.

I'd do that, and go to a movie.

Hmm... I've heard too many bad things about Sizzler's. lol Yeah, I'm not thinking of heading over to a 5-star restaurant. I don't know about movies. Too cliche. Probably take her out to walk somewhere after or before dinner.

Dude, you can go to a really nice resturant and only spend $75. I mean, that's alot of money to me too but you're stressin' a little too much :sweat:

I'm not really stressing, it's just that I hate picking a spot. $75? hmm... Sounds good.

Don't even consider Sizzler's, Wez. All the Sizzler's I've been to have grown progressively suckier as time has gone on. Try The Stinking Rose. It's really tasty, not super expensive Italian restaurant that gets it's name from all the garlic they use in their cooking. After your meal get some garlic ice cream with molé sauce on top. Sounds gross, I know, but it's fucking godly.

Hmm... I'm intrigued. Do they have a web site? Something Italian sounds good. pm me directions please!:wgrin:

What is your price range? I manage to eat pretty well on a students budget. Any limitations on what kind of food you'll eat? You like sushi?

Maybe something Italian. She hates sushi!:sad: A dinner for two, something between $50-$80 or $100 maybe.:sweat:

[pherai]

Italian eh? Not my specialty, but there was a place I went to in Santa Monica once that was pretty nice and in your price range. I'll get the name for you later today when I'm off work.

[wez]

Italian eh? Not my specialty, but there was a place I went to in Santa Monica once that was pretty nice and in your price range. I'll get the name for you later today when I'm off work.

Badass! Thanks. If it's not your specialty, then any other place you can recommend?

[pherai]

Yeah I'll add some stuff later today when I find that italian place. I'd rather have links and extra info instead of just name dropping.

[Silentness!]

What do you mean not having to pity her?

If her face is broken and I always look at her like as if she's diseased.

Is that too shallow?

[The Chief]

If her face is broken and I always look at her like as if she's diseased.

Is that too shallow?



I think that's human.

I can't stomach looking at a face getting beaten with a bat... so why should I expect to be able to look at one AFTER the fact?

[MrBlank]

Sup My [P].Inc brothas.

Been M.I.A for a bit but ive been really busy helping a friend get his relationship hunt on. Hes going on his first date with a girl he met at the bar (dont hate he not naturally good at this meeting women thing). She is really likely to show up because she even called him 2 times to reconfirm the date. Ive been coaching him for quite awhile and im very proud of the progress he has made up until this point. He made very dramatic changes in his life and now appears to be a very confident, well groomed, less emo individual. 2 years ago he was very emo / reclusive / antisocial. Now hes finally got his first Date in, lost like 50 pounds in 2 months and hes ready to handle the bidness.

[tahoo]

I'm pretty pissed off right now.

I got this chicks phone number, I call her up and she tells me "not today, perhaps some other time" ..I ask for a good time and she gives me this bullshit about always working and studying.

If you're not interested just say you have a boyfriend, you don't like me, whatever. What's even worse is that she wants me to call her "some other time" when I flat out know she will say no. Jesus fucking christ what a waste of fucking time :annoy:

[pherai]

If her face is broken and I always look at her like as if she's diseased.

Is that too shallow?

There's nothing wrong with wanting a hot chick imo. Only problem is, its hard to find a girl thats both pleasant to be around (that isn't putting up a front) and is pleasant to look at. We men are very visual, and it's stupid to try to suppress that. You either have to look really hard, or compromise somewhere. But it's not out of the realm of possibility for a chick you aren't attracted to to call you shallow. That's just them taking it personally, and why let a woman tell you what you should want. That's how you end up with unwanted kids :rofl:

Sup My [P].Inc brothas.

Been M.I.A for a bit but ive been really busy helping a friend get his relationship hunt on. Hes going on his first date with a girl he met at the bar (dont hate he not naturally good at this meeting women thing). She is really likely to show up because she even called him 2 times to reconfirm the date. Ive been coaching him for quite awhile and im very proud of the progress he has made up until this point. He made very dramatic changes in his life and now appears to be a very confident, well groomed, less emo individual. 2 years ago he was very emo / reclusive / antisocial. Now hes finally got his first Date in, lost like 50 pounds in 2 months and hes ready to handle the bidness.

Sounds like you're teaching him well. It's rewarding when people value your advice, and follow it, instead of just making the same mistakes over and over like some of the people I know.

[pyrolee]

Don't even consider Sizzler's, Wez. All the Sizzler's I've been to have grown progressively suckier as time has gone on. Try The Stinking Rose. It's really tasty, not super expensive Italian restaurant that gets it's name from all the garlic they use in their cooking. After your meal get some garlic ice cream with molé sauce on top. Sounds gross, I know, but it's fucking godly.Heard from many people this place is a waste of money and the food isn't worth the price

aka
the perfect thing a girl would want

[Murt!]

Wez, here is their website (http://www.thestinkingrose.com/).

Heard from many people this place is a waste of money and the food isn't worth the price

aka
the perfect thing a girl would want

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose. I personally love going there.

[pherai]

All right, the place is called I Cugini.

http://www.icugini.com/

Mostly fish and pasta. Had the Alaskan Cod and it was legit. What's nice is it's location imo. Not too far from the 3rd Street promenade, so you could spend some time there beforehand window shopping a bit or something. You could also go down to the beach afterward or the pier which is a nice date spot.

Another place me and my girl have been to is 94th Aero Squadron in Van Nuys.

http://www.the94thaerosquadron.com

Has a fun atmosphere, and pretty typical California fare. The filet was good. You also have a view of an airport. I don't think it's a commercial airport. Either way, its not disturbing at all contrary to what you might think.

Where will you be driving from exactly? If you need any more idea's let me know.

[SF_PHOCUS]

All right, the place is called I Cugini.

http://www.icugini.com/

Mostly fish and pasta. Had the Alaskan Cod and it was legit. What's nice is it's location imo. Not too far from the 3rd Street promenade, so you could spend some time there beforehand window shopping a bit or something. You could also go down to the beach afterward or the pier which is a nice date spot.

Another place me and my girl have been to is 94th Aero Squadron in Van Nuys.

http://www.the94thaerosquadron.com

Has a fun atmosphere, and pretty typical California fare. The filet was good. You also have a view of an airport. I don't think it's a commercial airport. Either way, its not disturbing at all contrary to what you might think.

Where will you be driving from exactly? If you need any more idea's let me know.

lol i envy u cali guys!! goin to beaches n shitt whil us new yorkers get red nosed from this cold weather:arazz:

[pherai]

haha yeah it makes for great date opportunities. If it makes you feel any better though, the water is fucking freezing year round.

[Silentness!]

Heard from many people this place is a waste of money and the food isn't worth the price

aka
the perfect thing a girl would want

shit even getting Women's advice from Mr. American Yun himself!

[SF_PHOCUS]

shit even getting Women's advice from Mr. American Yun himself!

grrr! ness u havent answered my avatar question yet!!!:wtf:

[wez]

All right, the place is called I Cugini.

http://www.icugini.com/

Mostly fish and pasta. Had the Alaskan Cod and it was legit. What's nice is it's location imo. Not too far from the 3rd Street promenade, so you could spend some time there beforehand window shopping a bit or something. You could also go down to the beach afterward or the pier which is a nice date spot.

Is it only seafood?

[Silentness!]

grrr! ness u havent answered my avatar question yet!!!:wtf:

oh my bad. Get in contact with Doc Holliday he should have some more nWo avatars.

Hogan and Nash are taken though :sad:

[BEWD]

Guy I was talking to on aim just told me this shit, I want to know if anyone's ever tried it O.o

JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:16 AM): oh seriously though safety measure if you're with a girl you're gonna screw without condoms...
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:31 AM): hot bath before the date
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:50 AM): sterilize you for extra protection, in case the bitch tries the old "forgot the pill/patch" on you
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:54 AM): seriously it works
JustTheTenOfUs (4:27:19 AM): impossible for the sperm to live
JustTheTenOfUs (4:27:54 AM): in case the pill or patch "doesn't take"
JustTheTenOfUs (4:28:30 AM): or if you've got one of those shower heads with the hose or whatever
JustTheTenOfUs (4:29:04 AM): just take it to your balls for a couple minutes with the hot water

does this shit actually work? :confused:

[Yuncito]

Ehm...yeah ...



Btw, Have fun With ur Aids and with ur non-wanted Child :D

[toha heavy ind.]

I've lurked in SRK long enough to know you guys are hardcore enough to go through with pushing bitches down stairs if they get pregnant, so I'm just appealing to those with a semi-low amount of UNR...

I got out of a two-year relationship a few months ago (early Nov.) pretty unexpectedly, and already the girl has a boyfriend. We were very serious during the relationship, even so far that she was like, "Let's look at houses, lololol" And, I'm not the strongest guy in the world (I'm pretty fucking skinny, I gotta say), but I have this uncontrollable urge to smash the dude and blitzkrieg (the good kind; doggy-style kind) the girl, who we'll call Anne right now.

My question is - how long after a relationship are you normally completely over your girl? And by completely, that means you don't get jealous over them humping illiterate skin-heads, nor think of ways to get them back.

[Reveal]

Yeah Toha, I know stuff like that might sting... that's why I just completely cut them off from my life. delete myspace, block them from AIM, delete pictures, etc. and start looking for other women. I guess a serious 2 year relationship it might be a little longer than 4 months, but give it a try!

[toha heavy ind.]

The only reason I haven't been scouting yet is that I'm moving out of Texas within the month (half to get away from her, half because there's a $18/hour job waiting for me in Alabama), and the most I could get was random ass - and I'm not suave enough to get that shit. :/

[BEWD]

Ehm...yeah ...



Btw, Have fun With ur Aids and with ur non-wanted Child :D

Lol, thought he was full of shit:rofl:

[roboto]

The only reason I haven't been scouting yet is that I'm moving out of Texas within the month (half to get away from her, half because there's a $18/hour job waiting for me in Alabama), and the most I could get was random ass - and I'm not suave enough to get that shit. :/

Hey Toha,

I would definitely follow Reveal's advice. It works. I know on a personal account, and I know for one of my friends who I thought would be hopelessly lost, he recovered the same way.

My buddies story quickly - he's been with this girl his whole life, he's the type of guy who would let a girl walk all over him. They bought a condo together, and then she cheated on him with a guy and left him. But he was a gas station attendant (not knocking them, so don't get your panties in a twist just yet) , and well my buddy is well on his way to get his CFA. In any event, this gas dood wasn't able to provide as well as my buddy, especially as he is the type to give everything to the girl.

Whenever she wanted something, she would call him and he would deliver. He was hell bent on getting her back by naively believing she would come to her senses that he was a better man.

It just got progressively worse. So we had a quick intervention, made sure he didn't answer any of her calls, all internet contact methods cut. And we took him to tons of social activities involving chicks. And he did end up meeting one. Ohh man, and she is so much more smoking than his ex.. Anyway, long story short, they hooked up. And now (realizes that he has moved on to smoking wifey material) she calls back all time about meeting up and getting back together and shit.

But he's got something much better than before, full package basically. He ain't going back - he's happier now than ever. And I think it's awesome. He's not like a crazy attractive guy or anything, you just need to be a good guy.

So. I guess the quick story is, it stings, but the faster you cut yourself off, the better you can move on with the rest of your life. And it has to be cold turkey. Don't look back. Just move forward.

[thurst]

oh my bad. Get in contact with Doc Holliday he should have some more nWo avatars.

Hogan and Nash are taken though :sad:

fuck that, i might have to premium so i can get me a degeneration X av

[toha heavy ind.]

Hey Toha,

snip

I would rep you, but...fucking SRK. :/

And trust me, I'll be all over social scenes when I move; I just don't think there's reason to right now, since I'll be gone in a few weeks.

As for the cold turkey thing, I think I'm gonna take that advice. For some strange reason she thinks it's cool for us to hang out already, as friends, and the idiot I am can't say no to her, so we set up some kind of get together this Tuesday. But now I'm gonna call her Monday and be like, "Yeah, I got shit to do. GG." and just leave her alone.

[catchafire]

Ness, since you've been living in Korea, have you had the chance to go clubbin? How are the ladies there? Is it expensive? Hope your having fun out there.

[BBQ]

Also, is it true about the "Juicy Girls"?

[tech master]

Guy I was talking to on aim just told me this shit, I want to know if anyone's ever tried it O.o

JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:16 AM): oh seriously though safety measure if you're with a girl you're gonna screw without condoms...
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:31 AM): hot bath before the date
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:50 AM): sterilize you for extra protection, in case the bitch tries the old "forgot the pill/patch" on you
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:54 AM): seriously it works
JustTheTenOfUs (4:27:19 AM): impossible for the sperm to live
JustTheTenOfUs (4:27:54 AM): in case the pill or patch "doesn't take"
JustTheTenOfUs (4:28:30 AM): or if you've got one of those shower heads with the hose or whatever
JustTheTenOfUs (4:29:04 AM): just take it to your balls for a couple minutes with the hot water

does this shit actually work? :confused:

i highly doubt it. your testicles and sexual area are actually at a consistent 3 degrees warmer than the rest of your body. That area is already supposed to be warmer and the rest of your internals are already pretty damn hot. unless the water is burning your skin off, i wouldnt try it.

[thurst]

so i've been talking to this chick for the past couple of weeks and i decided about a week ago that she probably wasn't gonna let me smash since she was pulling mad bullshit to not let The Moves™ be put on her (you know shit like answering her phone at times when she could clearly ignore it, insisting on milling about until her roommate shows up, etc...). but i'm the type of person that has to get the no bullshit confirmation on things that i believe. so in between her babbling on about some inane bullshit, so before she could ask me another painfully stupid question i start a new topic with, "so why is it exactly that we aren't hooking up?" and she goes blank and prepares to go into the "well i'm not looking for a relationship.." shit so i cut her off with "yeah that'd be a nice response if i was asking to be your boyfriend and walk and hold hands and shit, but really now we should've been hooking up like 2 weeks ago. if you're not feeling me that's cool, but i mean you know, what's good?" she went on about how i thought she was stupid (which i do, but that's not the point), so i pointed out how me thinking she's stupid has to do with her being generally rude and illustrate my point i pulled out my phone and started to text random people while she was talking...long story short, i don't think i'll be fucking this girl anytime soon =/.

i think i'mma start fucking with freshmen, hopefully they haven't maxed out their "fabricate bullshit" stats as much as the chicks i've been talking to as of late.

[MrBlank]

Guy I was talking to on aim just told me this shit, I want to know if anyone's ever tried it O.o

JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:16 AM): oh seriously though safety measure if you're with a girl you're gonna screw without condoms...
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:31 AM): hot bath before the date
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:50 AM): sterilize you for extra protection, in case the bitch tries the old "forgot the pill/patch" on you
JustTheTenOfUs (4:26:54 AM): seriously it works
JustTheTenOfUs (4:27:19 AM): impossible for the sperm to live
JustTheTenOfUs (4:27:54 AM): in case the pill or patch "doesn't take"
JustTheTenOfUs (4:28:30 AM): or if you've got one of those shower heads with the hose or whatever
JustTheTenOfUs (4:29:04 AM): just take it to your balls for a couple minutes with the hot water

does this shit actually work? :confused:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

that doesn't make any fucking sense at all... i mean seriously that was a hilarious one.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_210.html

so there you have it half and hour at most for "Slow" sperm....

:lol:

[white shadow]

i highly doubt it. your testicles and sexual area are actually at a consistent 3 degrees warmer than the rest of your body. That area is already supposed to be warmer and the rest of your internals are already pretty damn hot. unless the water is burning your skin off, i wouldnt try it.

Actually the reason why mammals even have a scrotum is because sperm cannot be manufactured and live healthily at 98.6 degrees, they have to be at most 94 degrees for normal sperm production to occur. Most of veins and blood vessels spend time drawing the excess heat produced from your groin to keep sperm alive.

Unfortunately, that rarely happens due constant variations of temperature we experience daily because of aberrant factors such as thick clothing or sedentary activities.

This also might explain the gross amount of malformed sperm and low sperm counts many men currently have today.

[tech master]

so the hot bath method should work? haha that makes me laugh yet for some reason i dont believe it'll work

[Silentness!]

Ness, since you've been living in Korea, have you had the chance to go clubbin? How are the ladies there? Is it expensive? Hope your having fun out there.

I went to one club and it ruined everything for me. I felt like I was in club Disney (the crowd looked like they were 15) :wasted: I met this English chick there, but she's a fucking flaker and her English teaching contract is up anyways so she's back in the UK.

The ladies are "very nice" (Borat), but I'm just too lazy to try and talk to them. Mainly because of the whole language barrier theme. When I turn 21 in August and the weather wont be freezing cold I'll spend more time at the bars/clubs.

I do have fun playing fighting games here. The CvS2, 3rd strike, and Accent Core competition is really good. I really have to focus and play my A-game to win just for casuals. :sweat:
_____
Overall: It'd be better if I actually knew Korean so that I could talk to the chicks. It's frustrating talking to them in very slow English or trying to speak my broken Korean.


@BBQ: What? You haven't been stationed in Korea when you were in the military? I thought that was a prerequisite to being in the Army :rofl:
Nah I just say that because I see a shit ton of Army guys on my Air Force base in Osan.

The "juicy girls" are nothing like the "old golden days". It's nothing like those old war movies where you see GIs getting sex and shit for cheap. The commanders have been hammering human trafficking quite hard for a while now. "Songtan Sally" is still trying to get people to pay for her girls. There still are juicy girls, but all they do is sit down and talk to you for a minute for $10. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! I can talk to any random broad for free... and I do talk to broads for free! I tried it once just for a good laugh and it was just as lame as I thought. Suckers waste their whole pay checks on those girls though it's funny stuff.

[JackTenrac!]

I am about to go on a date with this girl, that I have been speaking to and jonesing for since last year, next Saturday, but I can't seem to get her out of my mind.

How do I get over this case of one-itus?

[SF_PHOCUS]

I am about to go on a date with this girl, that I have been speaking to and jonesing for since last year, next Saturday, but I can't seem to get her out of my mind.

How do I get over this case of one-itus?

holla at more girls.. helps take ur mind off that one girl

[TheSix]

What's a good response to "So...are you gonna be my valentine?"

Or one I seem to be getting a lot; "What are our plans for Thursday?"\

I swear this is the one time of the year where you don't have to do SHIT. Thank you halmart.

[white shadow]

so the hot bath method should work? haha that makes me laugh yet for some reason i dont believe it'll work

It probably won't, what it can do is make some retarded ass sperm reach the egg creating a child that looks like the freaktard from The Goonies.

Good luck paying a 18 years of doctor bills and child support.

[Warpticon]

I can't take my mind off this girl. Mostly because I'm amazed I got lucky for a change.

[MAGUS1234]

Is it normal that I can't date a chick thats not older than 21? I'm 23 btw, I just find it wierd.

[pherai]

Is it normal that I can't date a chick thats not older than 21? I'm 23 btw, I just find it wierd.

To each his own. You're probably more likely to keep a decent relationship that way.

[MrBlank]

well young ladies are definitely a pain in the ass at times. they are so busy trying to experience all these new things out of highschool you eventually get burned out. some even act very bratty...

[MAGUS1234]

My sentiments exactly, I don't want to go through those experiences again. I had my "crazy fun", now I just want to kick back and have good convo.

[roboto]

I am about to go on a date with this girl, that I have been speaking to and jonesing for since last year, next Saturday, but I can't seem to get her out of my mind.

How do I get over this case of one-itus?

This might work. Well it worked for me.

One-Itus means your infatuated with her resume (? poor wording..) You don't actually like her at all, because, you're not together yet. So as far as things go, what you're really holding on to is the fact that you see her as the total package, and is therefore now an infatuation of yours. You won't act on it because you think you will lose your chance with her.

Now to the remedy.
What you need to do is ask yourself how many people in this world you think you are compatible with. I think it's safe to say that out of every 300 girls in this world, 1 is definitely a full package marriage material girl right (lol maybe even less.. but who knows)? So 1/300 are the odds you're working with. Which is like 0.3%. That means you have a 0.3% chance of finding the one for you. (also a 0.3% chance of finding the one for her...)

Flip side, that means 99.7% of girls ARE NOT compatible for you. So from now on instead of being infatuated with her, and thinking that if you screw it up you'll miss your 0.3% chance that she is the one. Do whatever you can to _prove_ that she is part of the 99.7% of the girl population that isn't for you.

Just throw it down - and don't get nervous. Constantly remind yourself the very high possibility she is part of the 99.7%. You could also be the 99.7% of her list. So just go out there and prove it to yourself.

Doesn't work out, no worries, you expected it. Just cross her off your list and move on. No ego should be hurt.

[pherai]

1/300 = 0.3% :wgrin:

[Infernoman]

What's a good response to "So...are you gonna be my valentine?"

Or one I seem to be getting a lot; "What are our plans for Thursday?"\

I swear this is the one time of the year where you don't have to do SHIT. Thank you halmart.

the SRK response:

Our plans will be me knocking you ass down a flight of stairs if you don't shut up about it! now bitch go suck my dick and be grateful I allow you to do that!



surprisingly I do have plans for Thursday...you'd think that V-day is a wise day for a 1st date with a girl? I'd think that cause it's a day of "love" that I should get an auto pass to 3rd date status...I just want me some lovin'...

[Javid]

SNIP

I wish it was that easy. Sometimes if you have close contact with someone all the time things become very difficult.

Hope can be a very good or bad thing...depending on how you want take it.:sad:

[BBQ]

snip

I had a similiar problem a while back and then I got rejected. Like some one said, talk to other women, maybe there's another girl you are kinda interested in, go talk to her. By talking to other women, you won't be so "obsessed" with one girl and if that one girl ends up being a bitch, you already have other options available. Just remember that it's her that deserves you and not the other way around.

[SF_PHOCUS]

lol no plans for me for v-day! i get 2 take a break this year!:china:

all i gotta say fellas.... godiva puts work in! :amazed:

[pherai]

If you single fellas are looking for an easy lay on vday, the wine and dine em route may not be the most efficient. Supposedly bars are littered with women feeling sorry for themselves looking for male attention. But of course, this is if you're just looking to get laid.

[Reveal]

When is V-day again?
Thursday?
Blah, I work that day and I don't get out till 1:00 AM. And as of now, I don't have a valentine.
Any suggestions? :p

[Infernoman]

When is V-day again?
Thursday?
Blah, I work that day and I don't get out till 1:00 AM. And as of now, I don't have a valentine.
Any suggestions? :p

if Valentine = getting action...read above...unless you ain't 21...

[pherai]

if Valentine = getting action...read above...unless you ain't 21...

Well at places like TGI Fridays or Islands you can sit at the bar without being carded. Supposedly those kinds of places are good for milf hunting.

[thurst]

so i'm being forced to whore myself out in a date auction tonight, any tip/suggestions? i plan on coming out to "sexual eruption" and hamming it up for the lulz.

[Infernoman]

Well at places like TGI Fridays or Islands you can sit at the bar without being carded. Supposedly those kinds of places are good for milf hunting.

haha yeah milfs still elude me...but I'll catch one eventually :wgrin:

[ChunLi]

I'm going clubbing for vday...screw vday.. i didn't even like it when I had a boyfriend. it's such a BS holiday (other than the Lunar New Year). I hate holidays..I don't even like celebrating my bday...why does it have to be some designer day that someone tells you.. you need to get someone something?

I rather get a gift for no real reason other than the fact the person enjoys me..

I feel bad for some of you fellas..but I know some ladies really are critical on valentines day... I hope you guys are prepared!

[pherai]

Damn, you don't celebrate your birthday? Even though I barely do anything, I love my birthday.

But yeah, I think its more fun when you just do something nice for the hell of it than having to do it on a certain day. Also, the cost of restaurants and flowers and whatever the hell else goes way up around this time of year. Even more incentive to do something a couple weeks later :sweat:

[Silentness!]

You better believe I'll be celebrating my birthday. I'll be turning got damn 21...

[Alzarath]

I don't celebrate my bday either.

But then, I don't really celebrate any other days.. vday, xmas, halloween... just another day to me.

[BBQ]

Birthdays were great, but after I turned 21, they just don't seem as important as they did before. I guess I got 25 to look forward to as my car insurance will drop.

[ChunLi]

^^ It doesn't drop by much in California when I turned 25. hehe

[Warpticon]

Me either.

Valentine's day is the Arkansas Times Music Showcase, so I'll be doing that. Tomorrow, I hope to be hanging out with Lauren. Lauren, if you remember, is the girl I danced with at the party about three weeks ago, and, like an idiot, didn't get her number. Depends on when I get off work nd how much money I'm working with.

[HyperGear]

For those of you guys who have gotten your girl to let you take pics or videos of you both having sex.

What are some tips in order to make her agree to this?

I'm trying to get as much prep-time for Valentine's Day.

[Reveal]

if Valentine = getting action...read above...unless you ain't 21...

I AM over 21 but I don't get out until 1:00 AM. Is there still a chance maybe? hmm.

[MrBlank]

For those of you guys who have gotten your girl to let you take pics or videos of you both having sex.

What are some tips in order to make her agree to this?

I'm trying to get as much prep-time for Valentine's Day.

my best advice

Leave the camera in a "accessible" area before the deed. Then try to take pictures of her with her clothes on.

then try to get her to take a piece of gear off in a sexy manner.

Pretty much what ive done was make her feel like shes a model for a night. Tell her everything shes doing is fucking hot.

you would be surprised how eager they can be to see you licking their own nipple in a photo. if that turns out right. lets just say push comes to shove...

[fistoftheryustar]

A different kind of dilemma. Friends make it complicated.
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To get over the fear of approaching girls (I used to neva get scurred!) I decided I'd give away candy grams tomorrow to every hot girl I see. They only say "From: Me, To: You." Nothing flirty, more just to get back into approaching. Tomorrow is the best day to do this stuff since on the actual VDay girls will have their REAL valentines / bf to think about.


My friend says he wanted to chill tomorrow at the school. Im thinking he can help me. But at the same time it defeats the purpose of getting over the fear - you cant have your friend holding your hand all day.


I decided I'll try it out on my own. If I get in that nervous mood, I'll meet up with him and we'll throw them candy grams to the hot girls together.

[MrBlank]

^ make it more interesting

"Make them work for it"

they wont find you to be a wierdo creep if you make your candy gram a small prize and will most likely be stopped so that you can continue short conversations.

what i would suggest is a game like Paper Scissors Rock. Simple and Fun.

[Pat the Great]

To get over the fear of approaching girls (I used to neva get scurred!) I decided I'd give away candy grams tomorrow to every hot girl I see. They only say "From: Me, To: You." Nothing flirty, more just to get back into approaching. Tomorrow is the best day to do this stuff since on the actual VDay girls will have their REAL valentines / bf to think about.


no offense, but it sounds kind of wack to try and get over the fear of talking to girls by forcing yourself to give them something material in exchange for their attention. you don't want to get used to the idea that you need to give them ANYTHING for them to bother talking to you - that's a losing mindset.

instead, you should go up and talk to them for five minutes, and then be like, "Wow, I'm so interesting and cool and funny. Aren't you glad I stopped to talk to you? Gimme candy."

they'll probably be ripping their clothes off by that point. bonus points if their boyfriend is nearby.

...unless he's the one getting you candy. then your game backfired.

[Infernoman]

I AM over 21 but I don't get out until 1:00 AM. Is there still a chance maybe? hmm.

yeah there's still a chance...it'll only be 1am...give it a try!

[fistoftheryustar]

The purpose isnt to get numbers or get anywhere with them at all. Aside from approaching, I can do all that pretty easy. I'd say 1/3 of the guys here can do that. This isnt the typical quest to find pussy. Approaching for me is the only thing I need to work on. I want to be able to approach and not care like I used to.

Also the carton of candy cost $2.99 and Im using the left overs from my lil sister's class to give away. So its not exactly "OMG big loss!"

Thumb Wars for the win man, but Im not trying to get more numbers or dates even. This is why I said its a rare case...in a way Im trying to relearn just the approach part. Also my main dilemma isn't for what to say to the girls, thats easy. My question was about inviting my friend to join me or not

[SF_PHOCUS]

A different kind of dilemma. Friends make it complicated.
-


To get over the fear of approaching girls (I used to neva get scurred!) I decided I'd give away candy grams tomorrow to every hot girl I see. They only say "From: Me, To: You." Nothing flirty, more just to get back into approaching. Tomorrow is the best day to do this stuff since on the actual VDay girls will have their REAL valentines / bf to think about.


My friend says he wanted to chill tomorrow at the school. Im thinking he can help me. But at the same time it defeats the purpose of getting over the fear - you cant have your friend holding your hand all day.


I decided I'll try it out on my own. If I get in that nervous mood, I'll meet up with him and we'll throw them candy grams to the hot girls together.

thats not a bad idea at all... lol infact i think i might do something like that...
but like blank said give it away as a prize... like she shouldnt know ur giving candy out... it will make it seem like shes talkin 2 u for the candy n not u...

yoo blank lets trade locations 4 a day... this snow/rain/wind/watever else is not poppin in ny right now :shake:

[SF_PHOCUS]

My question was about inviting my friend to join me or not

of course! everyoneee needsss a good wingman..
yall could even do a lil contest... whoever approaches the hottest girls buys the first two rounds of drinks at the bar... gives u something 2 do v-day evening.. whilee ur at the bar there will be even more girls so u could continue candying girls lmfao:looney:

[Tigerboi]

no offense, but it sounds kind of wack to try and get over the fear of talking to girls by forcing yourself to give them something material in exchange for their attention. you don't want to get used to the idea that you need to give them ANYTHING for them to bother talking to you - that's a losing mindset.

instead, you should go up and talk to them for five minutes, and then be like, "Wow, I'm so interesting and cool and funny. Aren't you glad I stopped to talk to you? Gimme candy."

they'll probably be ripping their clothes off by that point. bonus points if their boyfriend is nearby.

...unless he's the one getting you candy. then your game backfired.

same thing I was about to say.

There's no better way to get with a girl then striking a conversation with her. It's hit or miss (she might immediatly come off as crazy), but what do you have to lose? There is no easy way out: either you get confident and talk to her or nothing will happen.

There's never a sure fire way to get with a girl, but there's also no sure fire way to not get with one. That's why it's just encouraged to be yourself, be confident, and get her to talk about herself.

Note: If a girl impresses you just by looking good you may have already lost the confidence battle. Go in with the idea that she has to impress YOU and that her intelligence and attitude have to live up to YOUR standards.

[w1r3d]

So me and my buddy were driving around downtown last Saturday. At a streetlight we see these three very good looking, well dressed (very short dresses :sweat: ) blond girls walking on the sidewalk and I told him to say something to them just for kicks. So he said "Aren't you cold?" and they replied "Not really!". Then he didn't know how to reply, so we kept going. I just lol'ed at the whole thing, but then we were thinking about what would be a good line to say in that situation, and couldn't come up with anything decent.

So, I'm curious what the guys here would say, or if it was even too hard/stupid to try :rofl:

[Silentness!]

It's only as hard as you make it out to be

If you don't have any confidence your expectations will be low and obviously the results will be poor.
_______________

It's really that simple :rofl:

Dude wtf? You said they were "well" dressed on a Saturday night... uhh "WHERE'S DA PARTYZ AT?"

Nah but seriously they gotta be dressed for something

[ChunLi]

The fact that they replied to you when your friend was shouting to them on the street shows something... most girls who aren't interested would just ignore and continue to walk faster. You could of said anything.


"You sure? You look cold..wanna come over here and I'll let you borrow my jacket"

SAY ANYTHING!!!

[NeegroCancel]

A different kind of dilemma. Friends make it complicated.
-


To get over the fear of approaching girls (I used to neva get scurred!) I decided I'd give away candy grams tomorrow to every hot girl I see. They only say "From: Me, To: You." Nothing flirty, more just to get back into approaching. Tomorrow is the best day to do this stuff since on the actual VDay girls will have their REAL valentines / bf to think about.


My friend says he wanted to chill tomorrow at the school. Im thinking he can help me. But at the same time it defeats the purpose of getting over the fear - you cant have your friend holding your hand all day.


I decided I'll try it out on my own. If I get in that nervous mood, I'll meet up with him and we'll throw them candy grams to the hot girls together.

So you dont think it'd be the least bit creepy for some random ass muhfucker to just be giving out some damn candy?

I can see that shit now....

"Hey lady..want some candy?"

"...-SLAP!-"

Yup. In Smash bros. we call that "Failure".

[Tigerboi]

So me and my buddy were driving around downtown last Saturday. At a streetlight we see these three very good looking, well dressed (very short dresses :sweat: ) blond girls walking on the sidewalk and I told him to say something to them just for kicks. So he said "Aren't you cold?" and they replied "Not really!". Then he didn't know how to reply, so we kept going. I just lol'ed at the whole thing, but then we were thinking about what would be a good line to say in that situation, and couldn't come up with anything decent.

So, I'm curious what the guys here would say, or if it was even too hard/stupid to try :rofl:

THIS POST DRIVES ME NUTS.

Ya'll niggas had that shit bagged.

Tigerboi install:

"'Ey, girl! Aren't you colded!?"

"No, Not really!"

"Yooooooous a god-damn lie!"

*85% chance of laughter followed by a dumb response. Improvise the rest.*

[w1r3d]

Dude wtf? You said they were "well" dressed on a Saturday night... uhh "WHERE'S DA PARTYZ AT?"

Haha, something like that would've definitely been better than what we did, lol. Although, our problem wasn't really confidence (we weren't really expecting them to get in the car or anything, so nothing to lose lol) but we couldn't come up with anything to say. I say "we" because as a "wingman" I could've also said something. :\


The fact that they replied to you when your friend was shouting to them on the street shows something... most girls who aren't interested would just ignore and continue to walk faster.

Makes sense, I didn't think about it that way. Next time. >.<


THIS POST DRIVES ME NUTS.

Ya'll niggas had that shit bagged.

Tigerboi install:

"'Ey, girl! Aren't you colded!?"

"No, Not really!"

"Yooooooous a god-damn lie!"

*85% chance of laughter followed by a dumb response. Improvise the rest.*

:rofl: That's perfect. Now I know. I told my buddy about your reply and he lol'ed saying we'll get em next time =)

Thanks for the replies :tup:

[SF_PHOCUS]

Haha, something like that would've definitely been better than what we did, lol. Although, our problem wasn't really confidence (we weren't really expecting them to get in the car or anything, so nothing to lose lol) but we couldn't come up with anything to say. I say "we" because as a "wingman" I could've also said something. :\




Makes sense, I didn't think about it that way. Next time. >.<




:rofl: That's perfect. Now I know. I told my buddy about your reply and he lol'ed saying we'll get em next time =)

Thanks for the replies :tup:

lol come on man step ur game up!!! :looney:

[BBQ]

Ok guys, I'm back home for a while and I am rocking an eye patch until I get some more surgery done to fix my eye. Do I have a chance of hooking up with women even though I look like a pirate? Every time I have been in public I get stares and comments from kids/teeny boppers and I don't know if the effect is the same with women. I havn't been with a girl for quite a while now and I really want to work on my game again.

[Warpticon]

Ok guys, I'm back home for a while and I am rocking an eye patch until I get some more surgery done to fix my eye. Do I have a chance of hooking up with women even though I look like a pirate? Every time I have been in public I get stares and comments from kids/teeny boppers and I don't know if the effect is the same with women. I havn't been with a girl for quite a while now and I really want to work on my game again.

a) get a pirate hat
b) go to as many parties as you can manage.

Instant conversation starter. Alternately, wear some shorts and no shirt, and carve a giant gsh across your chest and abdomen.

[Infernoman]

a) get a pirate hat
b) go to as many parties as you can manage.

Instant conversation starter. Alternately, wear some shorts and no shirt, and carve a giant gsh across your chest and abdomen.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

man i love this site!

he doesn't even have to walk around shirtless...just tell anyone who stares you're a former Muay Thai Fighter!

hell I thought about that...eyepatch and all...I do have a couple old scars I have thought about showing people as I go into some story...like I have a spot on my shins where 2 nails went into me...so I can say that I got into some fight with a guy in an alleyway who thought he could jack my shit...when I thoguht I knocked him out, he found a broken piece of wood and swung that at me hitting my leg...two nails that were sticking out of the wood pierced my leg. :sweat:

[pherai]

Seems like an eye patch would be a good convo starter. Hell, seems more of a benefit to me than anything.

[SF_PHOCUS]

Seems like an eye patch would be a good convo starter. Hell, seems more of a benefit to me than anything.

Girl: Hey wat happened to ur eye?
Me: Oh, Rock climbing accident lmfao

[BBQ]

I really don't have to bullshit my story it make it interesting. I guess having the eye patch kinda throws off my confidense when approaching people in general.

[Silentness!]

Yeah the eye patch thing can be a hit or miss. TBH (to be honest)

[NeoBlood]

not to rub it in anyones face or anything but Ive totally got 2 hot chicks right now. #1 is my super serious girlfriend of almost 2 years and #2 is our "playmate". Shes a sexy little 20 y/o redhead who for some reason loves to put her mouth on my genitals. Of course, there are downsides. Sometimes its just the 2 girls and I gotta be left all alone :(. Oh well thats what vidja games are for!!

[Silentness!]

Do you have actual advice to add or was that just random boasting?

[Warpticon]

Gotta love it. "Not to rub it in anyone's face, but TASTE IT MMMRRPPPPPGHHHHNNNGGG"

[Murt!]

What's a polite way to tell a friend to go away so you can spit at a female one on one?

[pherai]

not to rub it in anyones face but I just had an orgy with 20 playboy models and now they are all messaging me while making some filets. but hey, i'm not bragging or nothing lol

[Infernoman]

not to rub it in anyones face but I just had an orgy with 20 playboy models and now they are all messaging me while making some filets. but hey, i'm not bragging or nothing lol

send them a smiley...Bitches LOVE smilies... :wgrin:

[pherai]

Hahaha. I don't use nigga technology.

[Silentness!]

What's a polite way to tell a friend to go away so you can spit at a female one on one?

Don't you just hate that shit. You're at the club talking to some chick and then your buddy is like "I want to go home" or he keeps pestering you.

[wez]

So it's settled.

I found out that my girl is a sucker for Italian food. So I went with pherai's advice. I'm taking her to iCugini (http://www.icugini.com/). She's gonna love it! woo! Thanks guys. Appreciate it.:tup:

[pherai]

Good luck man! Let me know how it goes.

[MAGUS1234]

So I found Out this chick I was jockin was 19....bummer :(
Can't catch a break round here.

[Cool-Breeze]

So I found Out this chick I was jockin was 19....bummer :(
Can't catch a break round here.


19 dang man, in Cali thats like the norm for my homies seriously lol

I'm 26 though so thats a scary age.

[BBQ]

What's a polite way to tell a friend to go away so you can spit at a female one on one?

Just pull him off to the side and tell him what you are going to do. I had a buddy that kept comming up to me and this girl a while back and I told him flat out he was cock blocking. I had to say it beacuse he was drunk and couldn't understand the first couple of times on what I was doing. Sometimes you just gotta be upfront.

[FreddyL0c0]

yeah, sometimes, its hos before bros...and the bro better have common sense

[Silentness!]

yeah, sometimes, its hos before bros...and the bro better have common sense

Sometimes common sense escapes them.

[SF_PHOCUS]

Sometimes common sense escapes them.

common sense isnt so common... especially when it comes to homies and a shorty ur tryna bag...:shake:

[Tigerboi]

Just pull him off to the side and tell him what you are going to do. I had a buddy that kept comming up to me and this girl a while back and I told him flat out he was cock blocking. I had to say it beacuse he was drunk and couldn't understand the first couple of times on what I was doing. Sometimes you just gotta be upfront.

well, I posted a thread a while back about this lil thing I was trying to get with (I never did, because she turned out to be nuts. apparently she died twice according to her).

But the process of getting her number alone was made SO ANNOYING by my boy who insisted on following me around while I was talking to her. I straight up told him to go away.

[Warpticon]

That happened to me last night. Best friend was at this show where I brought this girl, and I don't think he was trying to push up on her or anything, but he sure was monopolizing the attention.

[ProfessorS]

Okay dudes...Operation SHUT UP AND JAM is in effect, hear me out here...

My best bud's girlfriend is turning 21 on Monday. We're all gonna go out to some bars to celebrate. She's bringing along some friends, including her current roommate "Diana". I've only met Diana once, so most of the stuff I've heard about her, I know via my best friend from when he goes to visit his girlfriend.

Anyway, I want to fuck this girl. Bad. I've wanted her for a while, she has a high sex drive(apparently she's been complaining about how sexually frustrated she is lately because she hasn't gotten any), apparently she thinks I'm cute, and we're going to be in an environment where we're all drunk. Sounds easy right? Well there's a couple hurdles.

1. She's currently in love with this guy named Pablo she met in Spain when she studied abroad last semester. Not just in love, more like obsessed. Apparently she talks about him constantly and ran up a 300 dollar phone bill last month from calling Spain. From what I've heard about this guy in Spain, he seems like kind of a player himself. Actually, just last night I found out some other interesting things, apparently she never even fucked the guy despite talking about fucking him all the time. Apparently the dude WON'T fuck her, he's like a strict Roman Catholic or something. She bought 200 dollars worth of lingerie because she thinks she's fucking him the next time she sees him over spring break and she's doing some major stalker stuff, like racking up a 300 dollar phone bill leaving messages telling how much she loves him. So yeah, she just needs some dick it sounds like.

2. I fucked/dated one of her good friends, "Leslie." Leslie and I broke up about a month ago. Not a big deal, there was very little emotion involved and we're still friends. The problem is, Leslie is very protective of her friends and exes. In other words, she doesn't like her friends sleeping with them. Fortunately, she won't be there at the bars since she's under 21. But Diana might have issues hooking up with me since I've been with Leslie before.

So yeah, I've got a girl with an obsession with a guy that lives across the Atlantic and an ex who is going to be a roadblock in fucking said girl. So SRK, Got any advice for making Operation SHUT UP AND JAM a success? Her obsession seems to be getting worse by the day, I just noticed this morning Diana listed herself as "in a relationship" on Facebook, ugh...

I should reiterate that I don't want a relationship with this girl, she sounds nuts. I just want to hit it. She has a nice body.

[pherai]

^
I want this to work just because of the name. :rofl:

Just make sure to go for broke on Monday cause you probably won't have much of a chance once she's sober and can be around Leslie.

[Silentness!]

Damn you guys.

See what we have in the Air Force (military period) is this concept called "Drinking and Sexing"

If a girl reports a guy for rape and has even a DROP of alcohol present in her, my ass would be going to jail. They take intoxicated sex that serious :sad:
__________

Carry on I'm just depressed when I read stories about getting people drunk to take advantage of them because I can't do it without fearing for my life/career.

[white shadow]

^I hate the idea altogether.I prefer girls who are, y'know, actually of sound mind when they want some.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

Gotta love it. "Not to rub it in anyone's face, but TASTE IT MMMRRPPPPPGHHHHNNNGGG"

:lol: :lol:

[ChunLi]

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You sure you just wanna bone her? That's a lot of info (listening to jibberish) for just a chic you wanna hit. =-P


In regards to #2.. she's turning 21 years old.. she doesn't care if you boned her friend.. she'll probably care if her friend Leslie FINDS OUT..but she doesn't really care about doing the actual deed. When girls turn 21..all hell breaks loose. They don't give a fawk.

GO FOR IT!

[Edi. E]

Me and my girlfriend have been going out for about three years now. Me and her are close and we are having sex. We do a lot of "couples" stuff also like walk on the beach, hold hands in the park, go to the movies, watch a play, pee on each other, go to the arcade and play DDR, play Guitar Hero, go to dinner, go to various amusement parks, etc. We met in our Senior Year of High School.

We both enjoy comedy and we would also poke fun at people who were snooty and were bitches to us. We were very clever speakers and we are like two peas in a pod. We IM all the time too. I feel so lucky to have a girl like her.

[Tigerboi]

does her pee taste like grape juice?

[thurst]

What's a polite way to tell a friend to go away so you can spit at a female one on one?

if he's really your boy you should be able to just give him a quick look and he should know, if you're not that close just straight up tell him to fall back for a minute and he should understand.

[Silentness!]

Uhh I think this girl likes me at work.

She's like average to below average in the looks department though :sweat: . She just broke up with her BF because he never talks to her anymore and doesn't answers her calls.

So yeah umm I'd hit it, but I don't really want to be in a relationship with her. How do I pull it off.

PS: We work together... DUN DUN DUN! :rofl:

I just want to screw I don't want a GF.

[kempobot]

Uhh I think this girl likes me at work.

She's like average to below average in the looks department though :sweat: . She just broke up with her BF because he never talks to her anymore and doesn't answers her calls.

So yeah umm I'd hit it, but I don't really want to be in a relationship with her. How do I pull it off.

PS: We work together... DUN DUN DUN! :rofl:

I just want to screw I don't want a GF.


so... she ain't that hot and you work with her? are you seriously that retarded or just desperate? the only time you even bother messing with a female coworker at work is if she's gorgeous and other guys are trying to get at her.

and even then you're better off quitting after doing the deed, than sticking around and dealing with the drama/awkwardness.

[white shadow]

I think there are some angry phrases that attractive women should never say because they just sound awkward saying it, for example:

"Fuuuuck meee!.... I can't believe I lost my car keys!"

"Kiss my ass!... you selfish bastard!"

"You keep fucking with me and I'll keep fucking with you!"

[Mixah]

So tonight........ my girlfriend swallowed... My first experience with that........... and I enjoyed it thoroughly.

[MAGUS1234]

Never really cared.

[xero15]

Me and my girlfriend have been going out for about three years now. Me and her are close and we are having sex. We do a lot of "couples" stuff also like walk on the beach, hold hands in the park, go to the movies, watch a play, pee on each other, go to the arcade and play DDR, play Guitar Hero, go to dinner, go to various amusement parks, etc. We met in our Senior Year of High School.

We both enjoy comedy and we would also poke fun at people who were snooty and were bitches to us. We were very clever speakers and we are like two peas in a pod. We IM all the time too. I feel so lucky to have a girl like her.

hold up r kelly just one moment. since when do couples pee on each other?

[ProfessorS]

You sure you just wanna bone her? That's a lot of info (listening to jibberish) for just a chic you wanna hit. =-P


In regards to #2.. she's turning 21 years old.. she doesn't care if you boned her friend.. she'll probably care if her friend Leslie FINDS OUT..but she doesn't really care about doing the actual deed. When girls turn 21..all hell breaks loose. They don't give a fawk.

GO FOR IT!

Yea, I do just wanna hit this one, there is a lot of gibbersh coz I'm...excited about this, it's a crazy scheme hat I really wanna pull off. Plus her body is BANGIN and she bought 200 bucks worth of lingerie...what do I got to lose!

NEW HURDLE. I was talking to my bud/roommate tonight who is currently living in Texas(I'm in Indiana) and he pulls this Man-Law "never hit a girl your friend went after" bullshit :arazz:. Normally, I would agree with this but c'mon, he took her on a date ONCE, he didn't get any, nor would he ever from this girl. He's visiting town in March and he thinks he's gonna hang out w/ her and get some, but they're pretty much friends I'm calling bullshit on this, I plan on still hitting it anyway. I shouldn't have told him this shit.

In the event I do hit this do I tell him...

A. Nothing-he doesn't need to know.

B. Everything- he wasn't gonna get anywhere with her.

[axeman61]

I'm going to read advice from someone... I forgot his name, but remember his outfit. Huh. Well, it went something like this.
You can value a lot of things over that pussy. Money, yeah. Brand new gatas? Yeah. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But a h