The Woman/Girl Thread: Sex, Relationships, FAQs Pt. 2

[amuse]

Women are impossible to predict, their mixup is unstoppable.

[SRKev]

Women are impossible to predict, their mixup is unstoppable.

Not true at all.

Women are very predictable, you just don't truly understand them yet if you think otherwise. The key to keeping up with what's going on in a females head is to think three steps ahead, because they're always thinking about the future.

[tech master]

i remember one drunken night at a club i danced with my friends homegirl a few times and i guess she never goes clubbin because she took that as a sign that we were about to get married. my dumbass was drunk and horny so i was entertaining her obsession through text messages cuz we drove separately. she didn't even look great (im usually HELLLA picky), i just know she wanted to fuck (aside from getting married) cuz she was from out of state and was married and thats kinda pimpin.

The next morning i woke up sober and realized i had one of those drunken nights where you have alcohol vision. she was still in love and was texting me every 10 minutes (and i wasnt even replying). like i literally think she would have left her husband for me.

so how did i get her off my nuts? i just completely ignored her. my friends thought it would be funny to take her to an A's game we were going to and i even continued to ignore (completely) her there. she left the state to go back home, and continued to text and call me (weeks after even). yep, still ignore her. there are just some situations where you have no choice but to completely ignore someone

[amuse]

Not true at all.

Women are very predictable, you just don't truly understand them yet if you think otherwise. The key to keeping up with what's going on in a females head is to think three steps ahead, because they're always thinking about the future.


mood swings aren't predictable.

[sterlingtemple]

mood swings aren't predictable.

I have first hand experience with that notion. Shoot it seems like women in general are bipolar and control freaks.

[Biolink]

Great Advice

Thanks for the advice :rofl:

Yea.I'll just not return anything,and hopefully she'll get the picture,and if she keeps calling I'll just tell her to back off

[Mr. Mamation]

EDIT: I've been used by other girls who are mad/bored with their bf's before...you don't see me complaining:tup:

But yeah bitches who try to get favors outta me get rejected with teh quickness...unless they offering anal of course.
lol, I like how this man thinks

[blackstar14]

It's harder than it seems to just tell her that it wouldn't work,but I'll try and muster up the courage.If not,I'll just ignore her,and hopefully she'll get the point.



That's the only pic she sent me,and I'm not begging for more or Hi-Res pics any time soon.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4040/0321081444aqr6.jpg

..........I really really really wish you could see my face as soon as I opened up that pic. OMFG, thats hilarious. Why can't you just tell her your not interested again? Instead of lying about it.Unless of course your fine with lying,

but general rule of thumb, one lie turns into another and then you start the snowball effect, when you could of just said straight up "I saw your pic and I'm actually a member of the AAFFC, soooo....i'll see you later."

Fat chicks are usually chill people because what they lack in physical apperance they make up for in other (non sexual) shit. Atleast imo.

EDIT: AAFFC=Alliance Against Fucking Fat Chicks btw

D. EDIT:New Av http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/blackstar14/?action=view&current=biolink.png

[SF_PHOCUS]

i remember one drunken night at a club i danced with my friends homegirl a few times and i guess she never goes clubbin because she took that as a sign that we were about to get married. my dumbass was drunk and horny so i was entertaining her obsession through text messages cuz we drove separately. she didn't even look great (im usually HELLLA picky), i just know she wanted to fuck (aside from getting married) cuz she was from out of state and was married and thats kinda pimpin.

The next morning i woke up sober and realized i had one of those drunken nights where you have alcohol vision. she was still in love and was texting me every 10 minutes (and i wasnt even replying). like i literally think she would have left her husband for me.

so how did i get her off my nuts? i just completely ignored her. my friends thought it would be funny to take her to an A's game we were going to and i even continued to ignore (completely) her there. she left the state to go back home, and continued to text and call me (weeks after even). yep, still ignore her. there are just some situations where you have no choice but to completely ignore someone

same shit i said just a lil bit more wordy :looney:

[Silentness!]

I want to throw up right now... this guy is hitting on this really fucking ugly chick from my job. He's so desperate that he'd hit any chick!

I know Korea may seem like prison, but got damn that bitch is ugly...
Fuck it I'm going to the club and I don't care if I get caught and lose rank. I'm filling up that phone book this weekend
________

PS: Amuse likes it up the ass

[thurst]

:rofl: from the story i assumed the chick was just slightly chubby, but goddamn she's a beefy chick.

[Silentness!]

:rofl: from the story i assumed the chick was just slightly chubby, but goddamn she's a beefy chick.

Don't drop the soap behind that banana (notice her yellow shirt)

[amuse]

Matt, just make sure it's actually a girl, and not a tranny suprise.

[amuse]

Oh yeah, was at Wal-Mart and saw magazines arranged in such a way, couldn't resist this picture setup. Check it.

http://a703.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_d2fee6259d5c9bc8cff0987225e4f3ce.jpg

[thurst]

there are milf magazines?

[CarreauOverkill]

Girl 1: Multi-art talent; artisan/painter/carpenter/whatever; Very innovatively creative, smart, can actually help me sort my brain, classic greek goddess body, somewhat tomboyish. Unstable, tends to blame herself whenever I feel down and has her life in a jam. Has supported me for ages. Easy to hang out with, sex is hardly ever brought up because we're enjoying eachothers company so much; though when she gets in the mood, a goddamn tigress.

Four things I dislike about her; Rougher hands than mine, her voice is deeper than mine (I have a soft voice.), goes insane sometimes and it hard on my psyche, difficult to be sexy with.

Girl 2: Digital art guru; Very skilled and practical, not so much "out there doing random art stuff". Funny, cheers me up, easy to please and smile. Very curvacious, puts out a lot to people but would most likely stop it if I would see to her need for attention. Very feminine, giggles and blushes. Very easy to be flirty/playful with. Cheers me up, is concerned about me, is pretty stable and predictable. Somewhat reserved when it comes to sex but goes all the fucking way even if she's blushing like hell.

Four things I dislike about her: She doesn't really stimulate me intellectually, she doesn't have the tools to deal with my failing psyche, not a lot of things in common, she sometimes gets confused and answers with "yeah..."

What I hate about both: They don't give me their full attention, always doing something else. It does bad things to my competitive self-esteem.

... Soo, who should I pick, I gotta stop bouncing inbetween the two before I go insane.

[thurst]

what do you mean by your "failing psyche"?

as far as the comparison between the 2, i'd pick the 2nd one sicne i'd rather deal with really girly girls than tomboys. also i find girls that i don't have as much in common a more interesting to get to know than somebody that's a mirror image of myself.

obviously those are my opinions, but those are the questions you got to ask yourself.

[onyx]

Women are impossible to predict, their mixup is unstoppable.
Not impossible, but difficult, yes... That mix-up is a bitch, but i honestly think its logic.:confused:

there are milf magazines?

:rofl: I know right wtf

*Snip*.

Option 2 seems good, I dunno what your taste is but if i could find a Digital art guru that was a cute, girly girl, bashful closet freak then id be a good catch.

[SF_PHOCUS]

what do you mean by your "failing psyche"?

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lol i need to know the same. But yeh number 2 sounds about right...
just remeber all girls have problems.. its just which problem you want to deal with

[zakky]

Alright need a bit of help with my current situation. I met this girl almost a month ago at the club. I got picked up by her, I didn't make any moves or anything she just dug my dancing I guess and came up and joined in. I went home with her but no sex, and I've seen her three more times since then, still no sex. I've been calling her recently and she just hasn't come out with me for a while so should I just give this thing a rest?

Second deal. I am good friends with a girl who I'm very attracted to. I think there might be some attraction between us but I don't know how I would find out. How the hell do I get out of the friend zone without making everything awkward with her?

[Silentness!]

Got damn I love those club chicks...

the relationship goes from exciting to eventually she just wants to not see your face anymore.

[zakky]

Haha, well I would try not to put it that way. She's been blaming it on end of year work piling up. Just don't know if I should be putting any more effort into this.

[BIG BAD MOG]

Alright need a bit of help with my current situation. I met this girl almost a month ago at the club. I got picked up by her...


Club and you getting picked up by her pretty much means she was playing with you. I never go to clubs with the idea of finding women. You'll find them no problem, but nothing deep usually comes out of it.

For the friend thing, do you guys hang out together exclusively or do you guy hang out with a group of friends?

[onyx]

Club and you getting picked up by her pretty much means she was playing with you.
:confused: im not sure if thats entirely accurate.. I seen freinds and myself get "picked up" by chicks in clubs, they werent playing around, granted no serious relationships ever came from those incidents either.. maybbe she not lie'n about the work thing or maybee she was just waiting for him to pounce and just lost interest.

[zakky]

For the friend thing, do you guys hang out together exclusively or do you guy hang out with a group of friends?

She is good friends with my group of friends but she has her own group of friends that I'm acquainted with. This is what I'm worried about since if I do make it awkward it could spill out into our groups of friends.

[Ran-a-ku]

yo gimme an opinion yall

i came across this girl i wanted to link with back in the day and i done seen her now and she got the woman thickness a brother like.

should i try and smash it or back up off it.......... its been a minute since i spoke to her how i go about getting in the bad and not into her family tree.


im mashing assist....... help!

[BIG BAD MOG]

She is good friends with my group of friends but she has her own group of friends that I'm acquainted with. This is what I'm worried about since if I do make it awkward it could spill out into our groups of friends.

Start big, then work it down. Group hangout, decrease numbers, then hang out with just the two of you. Use your own discretion pretty much.

@Ran
You'll have to elaborate on that. You just want to get laid?

[VRViperII]

Anything I should be aware of before my first date with a catholic chick?

[AzN_Skater]

Anything I should be aware of before my first date with a catholic chick?

How Catholic is she? It makes a huge difference.

[white shadow]

Anything I should be aware of before my first date with a catholic chick?

You get to bang her without a rubber...WOOT!

[tech master]

i went to a catholic private school. all women were sluts. now if she chooses to be very religious, good luck opening her up. if she's just catholic by means of followin her parents tradition then she's probably normal

[TheSix]

LOL @ how the word catholic gets thrown around by girls now.

"Yeah, I don't go to church. And my vag is sore from all the cock I take on a weekly basis. But I'm catholic."

Unless the girl is a SERIOUS catholic (and they do exist), then it's just plain bullshit.

[afrikanpygmy]

Sorry if I sound redundant, but here goes.

Do women like smart men?

I find myself asking this question as seemingly evey girl that I've wanted to get involved with has been taken, most often by guys who always wear baseball caps, T-shirts - basically they stay unprofessional looking.

I hope I didn't offend anyone on this board with that statement. In addition, these guys also seem to treat their girls like crap, listen to stupid country music, and generally don't sound articulate when they speak.

Does anyone have an educated answer for my inquiry in the title?

[white shadow]

Sorry if I sound redundant, but here goes.

Do women like smart men?

I find myself asking this question as seemingly evey girl that I've wanted to get involved with has been taken, most often by guys who always wear baseball caps, T-shirts - basically they stay unprofessional looking.

I hope I didn't offend anyone on this board with that statement. In addition, these guys also seem to treat their girls like crap, listen to stupid country music, and generally don't sound articulate when they speak.

Does anyone have an educated answer for my inquiry in the title?

Standard SRKian Answer: Being intelligent for a woman is mostly a plus, in addition to being wealthy and handsome. Kind of like how an ass man would have to get a girl with a nice ass, but the big tits to complement would be a plus.

[Warpticon]

Sorry if I sound redundant, but here goes.

Do women like smart men?

I find myself asking this question as seemingly evey girl that I've wanted to get involved with has been taken, most often by guys who always wear baseball caps, T-shirts - basically they stay unprofessional looking.

I hope I didn't offend anyone on this board with that statement. In addition, these guys also seem to treat their girls like crap, listen to stupid country music, and generally don't sound articulate when they speak.

Does anyone have an educated answer for my inquiry in the title?

I think your issues probably have a lot less to do with women's affinity for smart men and more to do with the fact that you're shallow, arrogant, and ignorant, as evidenced by your making character judgments based on things as meaningless as wearing t-shirts and baseball caps (seriously? Unbelievable), or listening to country music. How dare their boyfriends look unprofessional when they're not in a professional environment! You're clearly not as smart as you think you are, so I would suggest dismissing that as a potential criterion. I've been liked by many women specifically for my intellect, and I'm smarter than you are, so that should be the least of your concerns.

[afrikanpygmy]

I think your issues probably have a lot less to do with women's affinity for smart men and more to do with the fact that you're shallow, arrogant, and ignorant, as evidenced by your making character judgments based on things as meaningless as wearing t-shirts and baseball caps (seriously? Unbelievable), or listening to country music. How dare their boyfriends look unprofessional when they're not in a professional environment! You're clearly not as smart as you think you are, so I would suggest dismissing that as a potential criterion. I've been liked by many women specifically for my intellect, and I'm smarter than you are, so that should be the least of your concerns.

Gee, I was trying to be as civil as possible in asking a perfectly valid question; In addition, I apologized ahead of time in case I offended anyone. Goodness, I didn't expect anyone to treat me with the pugnacious demeanor of an Afar. If you are going to continue acting like that then by all means go fuck yourself.

[Capn Spanky]

Gee, I was trying to be as civil as possible in asking a perfectly valid question; In addition, I apologized ahead of time in case I offended anyone. Goodness, I didn't expect anyone to treat me with the pugnacious demeanor of an Afar. If you are going to continue acting like that then by all means go fuck yourself.

Your response passed by the SRK nice-o-meter perfectly fi-.... wait a minute. That deteriorated fast. afrikan, please calm down. Warpticon is an SRK veteran. As such he is smarter than you. He is smarter than me. He is smarter than everyone on here. On SRK, everyone is the smartest person to breathe oxygen.

In response to your question though. I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess that you're trying to pick up on women under the age of 28. Am I warm? Just give it some time man. It's really just a phase that comes with the age. It's not that these guys are attractive because they aren't smart. These guys are attractive because they're so badass, "Eff the rules." types. Girls like wild men. Plain as that. When they're younger, girls don't worry about security or growing old. At least, not in the sense that they should. The professional guys can get chicks no problem, but they appeal to a much more limited group.

That is, unless they're total douche bags. Then they're screwed either way.

[Pat the Great]

Gee, I was trying to be as civil as possible in asking a perfectly valid question; In addition, I apologized ahead of time in case I offended anyone. Goodness, I didn't expect anyone to treat me with the pugnacious demeanor of an Afar. If you are going to continue acting like that then by all means go fuck yourself.

all of a sudden your problems with women are starting to make sense.

[pherai]

Gee, I was trying to be as civil as possible in asking a perfectly valid question; In addition, I apologized ahead of time in case I offended anyone. Goodness, I didn't expect anyone to treat me with the pugnacious demeanor of an Afar. If you are going to continue acting like that then by all means go fuck yourself.

There is a difference between being smart and condescending. Using diction that is purposefully difficult to understand falls under the latter. You sound like a jackass. Sounds to me like you just don't have any game, and pretend to act above it all when you get rejected.

[OrangeCat]

There is a difference between being smart and condescending. Using diction that is purposefully difficult to understand falls under the latter. You sound like a jackass. Sounds to me like you just don't have any game, and pretend to act above it all when you get rejected.
Well goddamnit. What's the point of being smart if you can't be condencending? *drinks alcohol to kill brain cells* :wink:

Regarding smarts, women like men who are confident. Smart people, especially those who go out of their way to make a point of it, are just covering up a fucking insecurity of not being confident. If smarts is sexy then wikipedia is probably pulling in all sorts of pussy that we don't know about.

OC

[thurst]

Gee, I was trying to be as civil as possible in asking a perfectly valid question; In addition, I apologized ahead of time in case I offended anyone. Goodness, I didn't expect anyone to treat me with the pugnacious demeanor of an Afar. If you are going to continue acting like that then by all means go fuck yourself.

let me apologize beforehand for the douchebaggish comments that i'm about to make. girls probably don't want to fuck you bcuz you most likely look like flava flav and are a tool, put down the thesaurus and grow a personality. again, i mean no disrespect.

see what i did there?

[Pat the Great]

Goodness, I didn't expect anyone to treat me with the pugnacious demeanor of an Afar.

i had to look that one up.

...i think he's saying he doesn't like black people. probably shouldn't say shit like that on SRK. :shake:

[diifii]

hello

i need some tips. there is this girl at uni that im in a group with. she is 29 and im 23. she is black and im white. im not even sure if she has a guy. but i really like to be around with her. i would like to ask her out to the cinema or a drink. but im not sure if i should, because she is 29. she is a lot of fun and i think we have a lot in common. so do you think i should ask her?

do you think its a big thing that she is 29 and im 23?

[Warpticon]

Gee, I was trying to be as civil as possible in asking a perfectly valid question; In addition, I apologized ahead of time in case I offended anyone. Goodness, I didn't expect anyone to treat me with the pugnacious demeanor of an Afar. If you are going to continue acting like that then by all means go fuck yourself.

And this is where you fail. If that was trying to be "as civil as possible," then you have no concept of civility whatsoever. Everybody here gets it but you. Furthermore, you're proving my point for me with this reply. Women are, generally, attracted to "manly" qualities such as strength and confidence. Your spelunking the depths of the English language for the most obtuse reference possible denotes anything BUT confidence. What it projects is a little boy who doesn't think he has anything to bring to the table but his vocab and his grades, so he goes waaaay out of the way to make sure everybody knows how smart he thinks he is. The "pugnacious demeanor of an Afar?" I am sincerely embarassed for you.

[Warpticon]

hello

i need some tips. there is this girl at uni that im in a group with. she is 29 and im 23. she is black and im white. im not even sure if she has a guy. but i really like to be around with her. i would like to ask her out to the cinema or a drink. but im not sure if i should, because she is 29. she is a lot of fun and i think we have a lot in common. so do you think i should ask her?

do you think its a big thing that she is 29 and im 23?

It's only a big deal if she thinks it is, or if you think it is. And why not ask her? She might say no, but if she does, then you're in no different a position than you are now. Then there's what happens if she says yes.

[diifii]

ok. ill just ask her if she has a guy. i think she may, but ill ask anyway. and if she does not ill just tell her i would really like to be better friends with her.

i wonder how this will end.

[SF_PHOCUS]

Gee, I was trying to be as civil as possible in asking a perfectly valid question; In addition, I apologized ahead of time in case I offended anyone. Goodness, I didn't expect anyone to treat me with the pugnacious demeanor of an Afar. If you are going to continue acting like that then by all means go fuck yourself.

Well i think this would be the best time to actually direct you to a PUA... Look Up David Deangelo and here wat he says about adding a lil bit of funny wif ur "i Think Im so Smart-ness"... Thats it though don't listen to anything else.. he may try and brainwash you lmafo:crybaby:

EDIT:
ok. ill just ask her if she has a guy. i think she may, but ill ask anyway. and if she does not ill just tell her i would really like to be better friends with her.

i wonder how this will end.

You shouldnt have to ask directly if she has a man or not... you should be able to tell during the interaction.... 8/10 i can tell if a woman has a man or not... most of the time it doesnt even matter if she does:china:

[afrikanpygmy]

let me apologize beforehand for the douchebaggish comments that i'm about to make. girls probably don't want to fuck you bcuz you most likely look like flava flav and are a tool, put down the thesaurus and grow a personality. again, i mean no disrespect.

see what i did there?

Flava Flav? Thats a new one. And for the record, I do not look like him in anyway.

And I never meant to sound condescending. That's just the way I talk/write.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

And I never meant to sound condescending. That's just the way I talk/write.

Point blank if you want to get more pussy and deter flaming here at the same time then work on it because if we as message board posters have issues with your 'normal' behavior, I could only begin to imagine how others perceive you on the street.

[VRViperII]

I met her online, and her profile just says she's Catholic under the religious views section. She told me that she just went to a catholic high school and "it's not a big deal" (her own words). So I'm guessing Catholics don't have any rules like staying a virgin until marriage?

@afrikanpygmy: Don't be judgemental. Don't sound judgemental. You sound a bit like me a year ago, so I know how hard it can be to truly get that. Let's break it down:

I find myself asking this question as seemingly evey girl that I've wanted to get involved with has been taken, most often by guys who always wear baseball caps, T-shirts - basically they stay unprofessional looking.

What's wrong with wearing baseball caps and t-shirts? How do you know that those guys are "always" wearing those? For all you care, they could be rocking suits when you're not around. You can say that you don't appreciate the baseball cap + t-shirt combo, but if you want to avoid sounding like a douchebag, don't say that they "stay unprofessional looking". You are not to judge what others are wearing, even if you're a professional fashion designer.

I hope I didn't offend anyone on this board with that statement. In addition, these guys also seem to treat their girls like crap, listen to stupid country music, and generally don't sound articulate when they speak.


Again... just because you don't like country music doesn't make anyone who listens to it being stupid. Your comment just shows how narrow-minded and judgemental you are. Stop evaluating and judging others based on your own opinions. They are your opinions and not facts, because they're not always right.

These "jerks" are getting the girls because they are honest. They don't think before every word and they don't sound arrogant. They have fun with their lives and they don't judge others.

[AzN_Skater]

I met her online, and her profile just says she's Catholic under the religious views section. She told me that she just went to a catholic high school and "it's not a big deal" (her own words). So I'm guessing Catholics don't have any rules like staying a virgin until marriage?

I went to a catholic schools from K-12 and it honestly means nothing.

[mvsc2demon]

hello

i need some tips. there is this girl at uni that im in a group with. she is 29 and im 23. she is black and im white. im not even sure if she has a guy. but i really like to be around with her. i would like to ask her out to the cinema or a drink. but im not sure if i should, because she is 29. she is a lot of fun and i think we have a lot in common. so do you think i should ask her?

do you think its a big thing that she is 29 and im 23?
Not a big thing, big thing if you dont do a BIG TIME SMILE REVIEW w/froggy if you go out with her:)

[Phoenix Wright]

Holy shit, ownage in a sex/relationships thread...

But yeah, Warp is right. Dude just relax and be yourself.

[pherai]

I met her online, and her profile just says she's Catholic under the religious views section. She told me that she just went to a catholic high school and "it's not a big deal" (her own words). So I'm guessing Catholics don't have any rules like staying a virgin until marriage?

Supposedly there are catholic chicks out there who have lots of butt sex, but try to preserve their vaginal virginity. I've never heard of anything like this in real life.

In my experience growing up Catholic, most Catholics are laid back about their faith (in America), and I would be more apt to date a Catholic because they would be less apt to cramming their religion down your throat. Again, this is just based on my experience. My girlfriend went to a Catholic high school, and she's pretty chill.

[tech master]

Supposedly there are catholic chicks out there who have lots of butt sex, but try to preserve their vaginal virginity. I've never heard of anything like this in real life.

whoever told you that, watches too much niptuck hahaha. eden ftmfw

[SF_PHOCUS]

I went to a catholic schools from K-12 and it honestly means nothing.

haha, from pre K to 12 was catholic school for me.. i miss hs :shake:

[majeh]

Supposedly there are catholic chicks out there who have lots of butt sex, but try to preserve their vaginal virginity. I've never heard of anything like this in real life.

In my experience growing up Catholic, most Catholics are laid back about their faith (in America), and I would be more apt to date a Catholic because they would be less apt to cramming their religion down your throat. Again, this is just based on my experience. My girlfriend went to a Catholic high school, and she's pretty chill.

you got it pretty much dead on (except the butt sex.. wtf?). especially roman catholics, they make their own rules ;-)

[pherai]

Haha yeah, it's like an Aurora Jolie kinda thing, but like I said, never heard of it happening in real life.

[TheSix]

I went to a catholic schools from K-12 and it honestly means nothing.

Same here.

Couldn't be bothered by those heathen public school kids :rofl::rofl:

[SF_PHOCUS]

Same here.

Couldn't be bothered by those heathen public school kids :rofl::rofl:

private school girls look better IMO... when i was in hs those girls just stood out more than public school girls.. guess cause i was so used to them lol... maybe thats why my standards r so high.. because i went to catholic school? :wonder: lol

[SF_PHOCUS]

anyone have any experience wif jewish girls? I've been seeing alot of hot jewish girls... not really dressed up in all black... dressed regular... are they allowed to date/have sex wif non jews??

Im pretty sure they are jewish cause i see them in the mostly jewish areas of brooklyn....

is it also safe to say that the girls, who have jewish families but dont really practice the religion themselves can date non jews?

[thurst]

jewish girls dressed in all black? sounds weird. i went to grammar school with mostly jewish kids and all the girls were mad coool, i think the only ones that only date jews would probably be the really orthodox one or hasidics.

[SF_PHOCUS]

jewish girls dressed in all black? sounds weird. i went to grammar school with mostly jewish kids and all the girls were mad coool, i think the only ones that only date jews would probably be the really orthodox one or hasidics.

well not really all black... but u know wat i mean lol

[Seijuro-HIko]

hello

i need some tips. there is this girl at uni that im in a group with. she is 29 and im 23. she is black and im white. im not even sure if she has a guy. but i really like to be around with her. i would like to ask her out to the cinema or a drink. but im not sure if i should, because she is 29. she is a lot of fun and i think we have a lot in common. so do you think i should ask her?

do you think its a big thing that she is 29 and im 23?



Age ain't nothing but a number *cliche I know..*. Honestly if ya'll feel each other then I see no reason why it can't work out. Hell, I'm 21 and the girl im currently dating is 40 *shes white and im black*. Best woman I've ever had.

Besides for you two its only a 6 year difference. Just approach her like you would any other lady. Ask her for a drink or if she wants to go to the movies. Just try not to come on too strong though. If she says yes then you can continue from there. But the first thing you have to try to do is to get to know eachother. Before me and my lady hooked up we were really good friends first.

[orochizoolander]

anyone have any experience wif jewish girls? I've been seeing alot of hot jewish girls... not really dressed up in all black... dressed regular... are they allowed to date/have sex wif non jews??

Im pretty sure they are jewish cause i see them in the mostly jewish areas of brooklyn....

is it also safe to say that the girls, who have jewish families but dont really practice the religion themselves can date non jews?



Look at where I live http://zipskinny.com/index.php?zip=11804&pagetype=main


LI is the jewish girl capital of the world, I was one of the few people n my highschool that wasn't white or jewish. I was hella lucky most of the girls in my hs were the typical hot, preppy white sluts It was white girl paradise (a few cute koreans too):tup:

I been with all flavors of women (except desi how ironic lol) but I noticed most of the women I hooked up with were white I guess living here most of my life kinda conditioned me a bit to have that preference. I've noticed jewish parents are hella more chill bout their kid havin sex then any other kinda parents I know it's like not an issue wit'em:wonder:

[Shukuda]

Anyone check out the girl's face and then if it's ok, their shoes? Like if it's a heel of any sort, winner?

Who else makes the distinction between 'hot' and 'cute'?

[The Epidemic]

^everyone makes the distinction between "hot" and "cute" i thought...

[orochizoolander]

^Werd.

[pherai]

Anyone check out the girl's face and then if it's ok, their shoes? Like if it's a heel of any sort, winner?

Who else makes the distinction between 'hot' and 'cute'?

What are you talking about? If you can't tell whether a girl is hot or not, you've got some soul searching to do bro.

[Mixah]

not bad that i'm finding myself attracted to somewhat chunkier girls lately... the three girls that i'm talking to, two of them are chunkier than what i normally date... something wrong with me? (by no means are they obese)


amber

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v128/197/31/26605398/n26605398_31698449_873.jpg

nicole

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v193/137/1/1048258113/n1048258113_39492_1580.jpg

erica ('im in the pic too)
http://a146.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_cf9258cf8ee3ea2e0fdb3984ecc35229.jpg

[The Epidemic]

^theres nothing wrong with u son...
u like what u like.
nothing wrong with thick girls...I cant stand boney ass broads anyway.

[Mixah]

your sakura is on SPEED...... wtf?

if you go look at it like a magic-eye, you get all flustered and you see it in 3D

[Shotokan Symphony]

not bad that i'm finding myself attracted to somewhat chunkier girls lately... the three girls that i'm talking to, two of them are chunkier than what i normally date... something wrong with me? (by no means are they obese)


amber

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v128/197/31/26605398/n26605398_31698449_873.jpg

nicole

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v193/137/1/1048258113/n1048258113_39492_1580.jpg

erica ('im in the pic too)
http://a146.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_cf9258cf8ee3ea2e0fdb3984ecc35229.jpg

They're actually pretty cute! And they're not butterfaces! Score.

[Mixah]

:tup:

[The Epidemic]

:tup:

my boy juggling 3 broads...niiiiccccce:tup:

[Mixah]

trying....... i'm glad they live in different places.. erica lives near me and goes to school with me, amber goes to school about 1hr away and lives about 30 minutes away. nicole lives in NYC... amber and erica know each other though..... so i gotta act quick. lol

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

amber and erica know each other though..... so i gotta act quick. lol

That's a shame since those are the two that deserve the pipe the most in my opinion.

Well done.

Ness: Appreciate the rep my good man. Truth be told with the way you look I'm honestly surprised you don't get ass on the regular. (No homo.) RUSH THAT SHIT DOWN SON.

[The Epidemic]

trying....... i'm glad they live in different places.. erica lives near me and goes to school with me, amber goes to school about 1hr away and lives about 30 minutes away. nicole lives in NYC... amber and erica know each other though..... so i gotta act quick. lol
you know..just bc they no each other doesnt really mean anything. U just gotta be smart..thats all:wgrin:

[Luigi-Bo 87]

Help:sad:

[The Epidemic]

^??:wonder:

[Luigi-Bo 87]

I suck at meeting new people, especially girls. Once I start talking it's all good, but I can't introduce myself.:sad:

[The Epidemic]

^why not? u gotta a corny name? U stutter? elaborate son...

[Luigi-Bo 87]

I'm mad shy.

[Trix]

I'm mad shy.

Yeah, I feel you man. I'm the same way. :sad:

[MaxVandalism315]

alcohol helps :tup:
(seriously)

[MrBlank]

I never held a girls hand....

how do i get advice on how to meet womenz...

[SF_PHOCUS]

I'm mad shy.

suck that shit up man! lol

seriously though best way to overcome ur being shy is to tackle it head on... a good exmple:

whenever you go to the mall just start greeting people.... Just give a Hello, Heyy how you doin... something along those lines.. and document all the postive responses... a positive response would be considered anything other than an ignore... just keep doin that over and over until you feel a lil bit more comfortable with greetin people... I tell you workin on lil shit like this makes a big difference...

haha, I still get a lil nervous during the approach... its like at that instant mad shit starts runnin thru my head.. like dam do i got a booger in my nose, anything on my face, do i have a talking stain?

Another thing you can do to help ur shyness especially in introducing urself would be to start writing down intros or openers... make like 5 and memorize the shit out of them... aint nofin wrong wif canned material... dont steal none though lol:looney:

[Silentness!]

lol introductions aren't hard at all. You just gotta throw yourself out there and talk to girls.

Stop saying "What if" to yourself and start doing. The worst thing that can happen is you'll look like an idiot momentarily.

Got damn I found the honeycomb of Korean hotties last weekend. A group of them were copying my dancing :rofl:
_____

Anyways I think I'm a back down from all the clubbing. I want to focus on WoW (nerdy), my education, and fighting games. I'm trying to get ready for Final Round 12. I'll be coming home for a month to visit my family in GA/FINAL ROUND CHEA!

PS: Seriously though I think most of us have dealt with some kind of nervousness and STILL do. Whenever I get nervous I just say fuck it and just force myself to talk to a chick. Even if she looks busy/angry you never know how she'll react if you talk to them.
Damn if only I was in the states dealing with actual English speakers... I'd be on that grind sir! Cause right now it's like hard mode speaking English and very little Korean.

[Mr. Bastos]

lol introductions aren't hard at all. You just gotta throw yourself out there and talk to girls.

Stop saying "What if" to yourself and start doing. The worst thing that can happen is you'll look like an idiot momentarily.

Got damn I found the honeycomb of Korean hotties last weekend. A group of them were copying my dancing :rofl:
_____

Anyways I think I'm a back down from all the clubbing. I want to focus on WoW (nerdy), my education, and fighting games. I'm trying to get ready for Final Round 12. I'll be coming home for a month to visit my family in GA/FINAL ROUND CHEA!

PS: Seriously though I think most of us have dealt with some kind of nervousness and STILL do. Whenever I get nervous I just say fuck it and just force myself to talk to a chick. Even if she looks busy/angry you never know how she'll react if you talk to them.
Damn if only I was in the states dealing with actual English speakers... I'd be on that grind sir! Cause right now it's like hard mode speaking English and very little Korean.

I know it wasn't directed towards me but that is some pretty good advice, those are things all my friends have been telling me for years now, but I just can't seem to push myself to do it. I would like to approach more women, but I just can't seem to. It's weird cuz sometimes I chill with some chicks and around them I am just fine, they seem to have a hard time believing me when I say I am shy. When it comes to girls I wanna try to get at..then I clam up.. its hard to change how I have been for so long.. I should definitely try more though, especially with me going to study abroad next year.. I am going to be around all strangers.. so I need to step up my game quick

[Silentness!]

You gotta force yourself... you'll feel better when you do.
You're only hurting yourself when you don't talk to chicks. Even if you find out that they're boyfriend is waiting for them nearby and he sees you hollering at her :rofl:

Just keep it moving and RUN!

PS: Seriously if fucking GARY COLEMAN can get a wife... anybody can. Got damn even if she is a probable gold digger!

[Mixah]

i'm mad shy at talking to girls to... you have two options

1. be the shady guy that girls just craze over, and you'll never need to say a word. (kinda like what i do, as i just walk in classes with my leather jacket, bandana, boots, ripped jeans, collared shirt, and music-note tie or piano keys tie.... they just start smiling at me... i nod... they talk to me after class.)
2. suck it up and just say, "hi, those are some really cool shoes" (i said that to some chick wearing homemade chucks, and i got head that night)

come on now... i'm a fat asian kid, and if i can get chicks, most of the other SRK fuckers can get girls.

another thing:

know what you CANNOT get... girls will be out of your reach... example:
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v188/196/44/43600006/n43600006_31487772_8411.jpg
vanessa.... this girl that i was crazy over, but i would have never gotten. so i was nice to her, became friends, and now i have a really good looking friend. lol

but i have some really ugly friends, so don't settle by ANY MEANS AT ALL
http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v126/195/8/43600289/n43600289_31187573_2002.jpg
ashley....

[Murt!]

You should never tell yourself that you cannot get someone. The biggest reason you don't get them is because you tell yourself you can't.

[Silentness!]

but i have some really ugly friends, so don't settle by ANY MEANS AT ALL
http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v126/195/8/43600289/n43600289_31187573_2002.jpg
ashley....

holy fuck... that's your friend, but is that a guy?

[Mixah]

she's a trailer park anime nerd who gets me free anime, she's cool with talking about RPGs and she's actually pretty damn smart... so it's all good.

@Murt!: yeah, you're probably right... that's a big downfall of mine, but it's better than when I used to think that I was going to die a virgin and told myself that I couldn't get anybody.

[thurst]

know what you CANNOT get... girls will be out of your reach
...
but i have some really ugly friends, so don't settle by ANY MEANS AT ALL


idk personally i think it's better to try and get with the "ungettable" girl and crash & burn than just psyche yourself out and be friends. also i don't have any female friends that i don't think are physically attractive just bcuz i don't like talking to unattractive girls in general.

[SF_PHOCUS]

idk personally i think it's better to try and get with the "ungettable"girl".

Yeh, personally thats all I aim for.. I set very high standards for myself when it comes to dating girls... Superrrr selective... I've been like that since i can remember.. reason why? because the ungettable girl makes you step ur shit the fuck up... your not going to try and holla at an "ungettable" girl lookin like a bum, dirty sneakers, unshaven all that shit... your gonna look on point...

The problem wif most people that try and get the "10" is that they put the pussy on a high pedestal... theres noo reason to do that.. all thats gonna happen is ur gonna boost her ego and boost ur chances of gettin shot down.

[Warpticon]

Anybody's gettable in the right situation. Thing is, if they matter, I'm there, and if they don't, I'm not. Screw relative quality idices.

[onyx]

^theres nothing wrong with u son...
u like what u like.
nothing wrong with thick girls...I cant stand boney ass broads anyway.

Me either, i'd rather see rolls than ribcage, that $shit send shivers down my spine :shake:

^why not? u gotta a corny name? U stutter? elaborate son...

I'm mad shy.

Man, i have the same problem, but its because i stutter. The only time i dont is If i'm on X (:sad:) or if im really pissed off, so i just have to suck it up sometimes when i muster up the bawls for an approach.. It doesn't always go smoothly either, n most chicks, once they get to know me, actually think that stuttering is cute. I wanna slap em every time they say that but whatever. If i didnt have that issue, i would be God Tier at selling, women and work:shake:

So find out why your shy and try to overcome it. Also do what Phocus said, just keep practicing. U'd be suprized what conversations can come from a simple "hi" , just be prepared with more shit to say. N be prepared to branch off of something she said and ask a question about it, its still a convo even if she did 95% of all the talking.

If if you hate your name as i do, just go by an alias, Im "Onyx" whenever i meet people that i wont be related to work wise, and a unique name/alias is an opener in itself. " your name is Onyx?? thats different" Plus have'n an alias make more of a mental imprint than say "Brian"

[Luigi-Bo 87]

Thanks guys. Maybe I'll tell girls my name is Luigi:rofl:

[FallingEdge]

When I hit up EVO, I plan to tell bitches that my name is Rock Howard. Since peeps tell me that I look Samoan/Hawaiian, I will be able to pull that off.

[Luigi-Bo 87]

Lol. I need to come up with a balla ass name.:sad:

[FallingEdge]

The name I use sometime is Ricky Starz.

"Hi. My name is Stacy." *extends hand*

"Sup girl. Ricky Staaaaaarz." *shakes hand*

Just like that, haha.

[onyx]

Ok, so whats the dumbest thing you guys have ever said while try'n to talk to a girl??

MY most recent dumbness was about 4-5 months ago. This cute Asian girl who goes the other direction whe n i ride the train in the morning. I caught her look'n @ me a few times so i decided to try and chat her up one morning. I c her chewing gum all the time so i figured, what the hell...

Me: Excuse me, do you have a piece of gum??
She smile's , dosent say a word and starts looking for her gum.
Me: So, whats your name?:cool:
Her: Why??:wonder:
Me::amazed:... umm....:sweat:...... because.. you look.. interesting?? <\(O_o)/> :confused: ( i think to myself" fuck'n stupid") It actually took me a good 6-7 seconds to come up with that answer, it was most awkward.

But she laughed and we talked for like 10 minutes, i still got the number.. But if she didn't already have some sort of interest that line definitely would've been the killer. I guess thats one of the reason why PUA's say NEVER asked that.

[SRKev]

I always ALWAYS open up with something completely random when I talk to girls. If they don't understand my sense of humor, they aren't worth my time.

[The Epidemic]

Ok, so whats the dumbest thing you guys have ever said while try'n to talk to a girl??

"Yo, Im rich and i got a big dick...whats good?"

and yes..it did work :lol:
she started laughing and the rest is history.

[SF_PHOCUS]

Ok, so whats the dumbest thing you guys have ever said while try'n to talk to a girl??

MY most recent dumbness was about 4-5 months ago. This cute Asian girl who goes the other direction whe n i ride the train in the morning. I caught her look'n @ me a few times so i decided to try and chat her up one morning. I c her chewing gum all the time so i figured, what the hell...

Me: Excuse me, do you have a piece of gum??
She smile's , dosent say a word and starts looking for her gum.
Me: So, whats your name?:cool:
Her: Why??:wonder:
Me::amazed:... umm....:sweat:...... because.. you look.. interesting?? <\(O_o)/> :confused: ( i think to myself" fuck'n stupid") It actually took me a good 6-7 seconds to come up with that answer, it was most awkward.

But she laughed and we talked for like 10 minutes, i still got the number.. But if she didn't already have some sort of interest that line definitely would've been the killer. I guess thats one of the reason why PUA's say NEVER asked that.


Haha I have a story worse than that and it happened saturday night...

I was comin from chinatown fair. I was walkin up canal to go to broadway and while i was walkin this blond chick was walkin towards me... I didnt notice her though until she walked up to me and stopped me lookin for directions... when i looked up at her she was already walkin towards me... So she said hey do u know how to get to Thomkins or some street like that... And I was like nah Im not really too familiar wif the streets around here... and Then she was like oh ok(up until then i didnt really notice wat was goin on... All this was happenin fast as hell..) do you know how to get to Broadway... And i was like yeh Just walk up canal and u should come up to the street... DICKHEAD!! Im goin the same exact way! instead of sayin "Broadway? Oh im actually goin that way myself... Its straight up canal.. Come walk wif me ill Show ya." I said that bull shit... I had to go to the bank and shit and it threw me off...as shes walkin away Im like dam That shit caughttt me offff guard... It wasnt even about bein nervous or anything.. its was just plain up bein caught off guard:looney:

[TheSix]

LOL. This post deleted itself?

I completely forgot what I put originally.

/pay this no attention

[Silentness!]

When I hit up EVO, I plan to tell bitches that my name is Rock Howard. Since peeps tell me that I look Samoan/Hawaiian, I will be able to pull that off.

nah you look like Alex Valle's brother I keep telling you that

It's not a bad thing :P I grew up watching Alex valle play. (which isn't long lol, but still good times watching A2/A3)

[AzN_Skater]

LOL. This post deleted itself?

I completely forgot what I put originally.

/pay this no attention

All I know is, you totally passed up a chance to cheer up a mad cute chick and you've been kicking yourself in the ass about it all day.

[TheSix]

All I know is, you totally passed up a chance to cheer up a mad cute chick and you've been kicking yourself in the ass about it all day.

Oh yeah that's right huh?

I don't care about her anymore. :rofl:

/On phone with Emily (*pic in que)

[AzN_Skater]

Oh yeah that's right huh?

I don't care about her anymore. :rofl:

/On phone with Emily (*pic in que)

That pic BETTER be in queue. You know the rules around here. Muahah.

[Silentness!]

Ok, so whats the dumbest thing you guys have ever said while try'n to talk to a girl??

MY most recent dumbness was about 4-5 months ago. This cute Asian girl who goes the other direction whe n i ride the train in the morning. I caught her look'n @ me a few times so i decided to try and chat her up one morning. I c her chewing gum all the time so i figured, what the hell...

Me: Excuse me, do you have a piece of gum??
She smile's , dosent say a word and starts looking for her gum.
Me: So, whats your name?:cool:
Her: Why??:wonder:
Me::amazed:... umm....:sweat:...... because.. you look.. interesting?? <\(O_o)/> :confused: ( i think to myself" fuck'n stupid") It actually took me a good 6-7 seconds to come up with that answer, it was most awkward.

But she laughed and we talked for like 10 minutes, i still got the number.. But if she didn't already have some sort of interest that line definitely would've been the killer. I guess thats one of the reason why PUA's say NEVER asked that.

Best opener I've seen Korean girls use on me:

WHERE YOU FROM WHERE YOU FROM. It took me 10 minutes to realize what the hell they're saying and it's in English!

[Dyce]

How's it goin Ness? I met a girl last week when I was working in Florida.....going to give her a call today to see if she wants to go to a local concert next weekend. Will post updates, possibly pics if things go well.

[GreyFoxx]

Just broke with my current girl she went from omg i need you to live too im preg been trying too call you for ages and now too maybe we can mend things.

[VRViperII]

I know I missed the boat a lot of times. Most of the time it was because I really wasn't ready for any approaches. I worked as a receptionist at a senior's home, so naturally I never expect any quality girls showing interest to me there.

But there was this one shift, where a youth group came by to volunteer for the seniors, and this REALLY cute (and I don't praise a girl for her looks this much often) asian was in it. Most of the youth group left by 4pm, and only the cute asian and two of her friends were sitting on a couch near the reception desk.

They talked for about 15 minutes and finally the cute asian went up to my reception desk. Keep in mind, there was nobody else in the area nearby besides the three girls and I.

Her: Hey :bgrin:
Me: Hey
Her: Do you have any tissue?
Me: Nope, but you can check the washroom in the hallway over there.
Her: Oh...
*silence
Her: Where's the washroom?
Me: Over there in the hallway.
Her: Oh...
*at this point, she's just standing there in her nice pink dress and looking at me, lol
Her: Alright then, thanks. *sits back down on the couch

oh well, live and learn.

[onyx]

I know I missed the boat a lot of times. Most of the time it was because I really wasn't ready for any approaches. I worked as a receptionist at a senior's home, so naturally I never expect any quality girls showing interest to me there.

But there was this one shift, where a youth group came by to volunteer for the seniors, and this REALLY cute (and I don't praise a girl for her looks this much often) asian was in it. Most of the youth group left by 4pm, and only the cute asian and two of her friends were sitting on a couch near the reception desk.

They talked for about 15 minutes and finally the cute asian went up to my reception desk. Keep in mind, there was nobody else in the area nearby besides the three girls and I.

Her: Hey :bgrin:
Me: Hey
Her: Do you have any tissue?
Me: Nope, but you can check the washroom in the hallway over there.
Her: Oh...
*silence
Her: Where's the washroom?
Me: Over there in the hallway.
Her: Oh...
*at this point, she's just standing there in her nice pink dress and looking at me, lol
Her: Alright then, thanks. *sits back down on the couch

oh well, live and learn.

:lol: Ya either you missed the boat, or she expected you go get tissue for her.. Ya that whole silence thing is always like odd. But hey, at least you didn't say anything stupid, you just didn't say anything slick or conversational.

[Silentness!]

How's it goin Ness? I met a girl last week when I was working in Florida.....going to give her a call today to see if she wants to go to a local concert next weekend. Will post updates, possibly pics if things go well.

That's what I'm talking about! (Pictures makes SRK a happy place)

I'm 99% positive I'll fly my ass from Korea to chill in GA for the whole month of Final Round 12.

[BBQ]

It seems like majority of women I have come across are complete idiots. The times I've hung out with my buddies at this girl's apartment, her and her friends are overly dramatic and act like highschool girls. I dunno, from the past year I've met flakey air heads to girls that love to cause problems. After my last girlfriend it seems like all the girls I've met sucks at life. I think I'm on a shit streak and the smell is horrible.

[The Epidemic]

hmmm..out of curiosity whats the ages are the girls u usually talk to?

[J-ride]

BBQ - Are you hanging out with girls in their teens-early 20's? Because I think women are retarded until they pass about 25 or so. At least, when they get that old I can stand to be around them. I've mostly dated older girls since I was 21 and I've never looked back. Young women = LOW TIER.

[AzN_Skater]

BBQ - Are you hanging out with girls in their teens-early 20's? Because I think women are retarded until they pass about 25 or so. At least, when they get that old I can stand to be around them. I've mostly dated older girls since I was 21 and I've never looked back. Young women = LOW TIER.

This is truth. Until the end.

Young women are nice to look at.

[Silentness!]

This is truth. Until the end.

Young women are nice to look at.

Shit I can't say quoted for the truth, but yeah they're right. I'm all about aiming for 21+ older. I can't deal with the High school mentality bullshit

[VRViperII]

:lol: Ya either you missed the boat, or she expected you go get tissue for her.. Ya that whole silence thing is always like odd. But hey, at least you didn't say anything stupid, you just didn't say anything slick or conversational.

I'm 99% sure it was missing the boat haha. Her face was all "C'mon you doofus, I'm standing here waiting for you to approach me."

You guys ever get this sudden jolt of confidence sometimes? You can actually FEEL an aura emitting from yourself. I wish I felt like that everyday, haha.

[tech master]

BBQ - Are you hanging out with girls in their teens-early 20's? Because I think women are retarded until they pass about 25 or so. At least, when they get that old I can stand to be around them. I've mostly dated older girls since I was 21 and I've never looked back. Young women = LOW TIER.

man, i agree but maybe not 25. 23+ sounds about good to me for the most part. graduated from college is another good critique.

anyone younger is either a slut, drama queen, dumb, alcoholic, or all of the above. luckily for me i attract women of all ages :rock:

[w1r3d]

23+ sounds about good to me for the most part.


I agree with this man. I'm 25, I like girls in the 23-25 range.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

I sware to god girls my age get attached in 15 minutes :shake:

[Oroman]

I sware to god girls my age get attached in 15 minutes :shake:

Tell me about it. Then when I say I'm not interested they call me an asshole...or a jerk. :rofl:

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

Tell me about it. Then when I say I'm not interested they call me an asshole...or a jerk. :rofl:

hell yeah man:rock: it's annoying. because everyone think that getting to know someone is immature :wasted:

[SF_PHOCUS]

man, i agree but maybe not 25. 23+ sounds about good to me for the most part. graduated from college is another good critique.

anyone younger is either a slut, drama queen, dumb, alcoholic, or all of the above. luckily for me i attract women of all ages :rock:

haha oldest girl i ever dated was 25... I usually talk to girls in the range of 20-24... Im 21 and i turned 21 in october so im still young lol...

lol Im actually in the works of dealin wif this shorty now... Shes Mexican and Asian... I knew her in HS... She left sophmore year and she hit me up like 2 weeks ago... She says she has a x3 and a benz c300....I'll have some pics up ima have to take them off her myspace:tup:

[Luigi-Bo 87]

haha oldest girl i ever dated was 25... I usually talk to girls in the range of 20-24... Im 21 and i turned 21 in october so im still young lol...

lol Im actually in the works of dealin wif this shorty now... Shes Mexican and Asian... I knew her in HS... She left sophmore year and she hit me up like 2 weeks ago... She says she has a x3 and a benz c300....I'll have some pics up ima have to take them off her myspace:tup:

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[/flav]

[Mixah]

I sware to god girls my age get attached in 15 minutes :shake:

how old?

[Luigi-Bo 87]

Basik's 16 IIRC.:confused:

How go you guys go about gettin' some quickly. Like in a week or two, no relationship type stuff. I ask cuz there is a girl at work who is leaving over the summer and I wanna smash once before she leaves. We kinda kicked it for a bit thinght, so I got that goin' for me.

[orochizoolander]

Basik's 16 IIRC.:confused:

How go you guys go about gettin' some quickly. Like in a week or two, no relationship type stuff. I ask cuz there is a girl at work who is leaving over the summer and I wanna smash once before she leaves. We kinda kicked it for a bit thinght, so I got that goin' for me.

It's really a question of is the girl you wanna get with a freak or not? Some girls will flat out reject you if they even sense you want to hit, while others are down for whatever (them closet freaks are a bit more complicated). IMO just chill with her again and if you feel the vibe is right go for it if not then gtfo and keep it moving, no sense in voluntarily running into a wall of cockblock "I just wanna be friends" bullshit right?

With women in their early 20's i've noticed if you can get them to feel comfortable with you on a personal level then they'll give it up like it's going out of style, (how long it takes to get the woman "comfortable" is entirely dependent on how strong your verbal game is IMO).

GL with that let us know how it turns out and don't forget the golden rule...PICS!.

[Luigi-Bo 87]

Verbal game eh, I might be doomed already lol.:sweat: I can talk to her, but I joke around a lot about random stuff. She does wanna get me drunk though. I might use that as my way to "get it" if you know what I mean.:rolleyes:

[majeh]

yo, what sauce is good on tortellini and what kind of salad dressing is good to make (keyword make).

candlelight dinner. aint i romantic?

[Luigi-Bo 87]

Meat sause is good. I forget the brand, but it comesin a kinda tall, slimm bottle. That shit is good as fuck!:tup:

[Kunoichi Sakura]

When I hit up EVO, I plan to tell bitches that my name is Rock Howard. Since peeps tell me that I look Samoan/Hawaiian, I will be able to pull that off.

Theres other girls at evo?

[Asura]

Theres other girls at evo?

There's usually about 3.

[SF_PHOCUS]

There's usually about 3.

are they baggable? looks wise i mean lol:wtf:

[pherai]

Based on that shitty show that covered Evo 2k5 (or2k4?), no. Either way, every girl in the fg scene has a posse of sycophants, so not worth the effort.

[Koop]

Theres other girls at evo?

There's usually about 3.

are they baggable? looks wise i mean lol:wtf:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: that sequence was classic.... thank yall for the entertainment... you mean 2 chicks cause 1 is married (akumachan)....





anyway I don't know whats up lately... but all these damned married women keep flirting... i mean just basically throw the nappy dugout™ (see ice cube) at me... from telling me their business on the weekends to when ol husband is out of town... an phat butt whom works wit me is trying to come over for dinner with the demand that i cook for her.... guess 08 is the aggressive year for the ladies.

[tech master]

dood it happens. one of my homegirls best friends came out of state to visit her and was like falling in love with me. getting all teary eyed because she didnt know if she would see me again. i was dumb and drunk, thought she just wanted a west coast fling but next thing i know she's trying to get to know everything about me and etc. when i stopped talkin to her, she got depressed for the rest of the week! psycho!!!!!!!!


if its just a fling, go ahead and smash that shit. just be careful if she asks you what your favorite color is

[Koop]

dood it happens. one of my homegirls best friends came out of state to visit her and was like falling in love with me. getting all teary eyed because she didnt know if she would see me again. i was dumb and drunk, thought she just wanted a west coast fling but next thing i know she's trying to get to know everything about me and etc. when i stopped talkin to her, she got depressed for the rest of the week! psycho!!!!!!!!


if its just a fling, go ahead and smash that shit. just be careful if she asks you what your favorite color is


nah... i leave that to you playbois. I got my shorty an im good. its just amazing thats all... trust me i know it happens... but not at the rate its happening now... i mean its like everywhere that i frequent from work to the damn deli... yeah the fuccin deli:wtf:... makes me laugh. now i ask how fast would they disappear if me an my shorty broke up??

my playa cards have been handed down to my younger cousins... i cant do the 3 pussy project™ anymore... that was for the high school/college days... again ill just leave that for you playaz in this thread... thats why i give advise.

[The Epidemic]

Basik's 16 IIRC.:confused:

How go you guys go about gettin' some quickly. Like in a week or two, no relationship type stuff. I ask cuz there is a girl at work who is leaving over the summer and I wanna smash once before she leaves. We kinda kicked it for a bit thinght, so I got that goin' for me.

Well, when i was single..."getting some quickly" only would take a weeknd for me. Go out somewhere, meet a broad..have a few drinks, shes comes to my place..then i cum to her face :wgrin:

But seriously, If you know the broad already and if you think shes feelin you, its up to you to take intiative. Mist woman wont make the first move..you gotta take control and tell her whats good son.

[Mixah]

if basik is only sixteen, then he needs to chill. seriously i saw the drama and shit my friends were going thorugh. i avoided girlfriends around that age... i had one at fourteen, one at fifteen, nothing, then again at nineteen. fuck the pubescent chicks.

[SF_PHOCUS]

Me and my friends met last and had one of those "Gather around lets have some war stories" moments.... As u all know it can get pretty heated when a whole bunch of friends that all get girls meet up... people start sayin shit and all hell breaks loose...

One Topic that keeeeeeeepsssss comin up is the "one night only" complex...
It goes like this... Lets say u are in a relationship and its pretty good.... BUTTTTT theres a girl that comes your way and shesss just fuckin badddd!!! like a 20 on the 1-10 scale...She could of been a girl that you are/were friends wif... Now lets say the topic of sex comes up when u guys are chillin one day and u just so happen to be alone.. and she makes a pass at you... Will you turn her down?? or will u stay true to ur boo? keep in mind though that seein as how its one night only its no strings attatched and ur girl would never find out...

[Koop]

Me and my friends met last and had one of those "Gather around lets have some war stories" moments.... As u all know it can get pretty heated when a whole bunch of friends that all get girls meet up... people start sayin shit and all hell breaks loose...

One Topic that keeeeeeeepsssss comin up is the "one night only" complex...
It goes like this... Lets say u are in a relationship and its pretty good.... BUTTTTT theres a girl that comes your way and shesss just fuckin badddd!!! like a 20 on the 1-10 scale...She could of been a girl that you are/were friends wif... Now lets say the topic of sex comes up when u guys are chillin one day and u just so happen to be alone.. and she makes a pass at you... Will you turn her down?? or will u stay true to ur boo? keep in mind though that seein as how its one night only its no strings attatched and ur girl would never find out...


now in case of ya boi.... its a done deal before she finishes the sentence. sorry its just my male side truly kickin in (even wit the risk)... an since it just that... the one night fling i officialize that shyt by puttin my clothes on an ninja vanishin on that pussy after that 20 minute relax/regainin yaself period (bump that im not hittin the road instantly cause pussy drains u an tryin to drive after that shyt is like drivin drunk...ESPECIALLY late at night bump that yall youngins can do that shyt... not me anymore:rofl::rofl: an trust me i have stories)

[SF_PHOCUS]

now in case of ya boi.... its a done deal before she finishes the sentence. sorry its just my male side truly kickin in (even wit the risk)... an since it just that... the one night fling i officialize that shyt by puttin my clothes on an ninja vanishin on that pussy after that 20 minute relax/regainin yaself period (bump that im not hittin the road instantly cause pussy drains u an tryin to drive after that shyt is like drivin drunk...ESPECIALLY late at night bump that yall youngins can do that shyt... not me anymore:rofl::rofl: an trust me i have stories)

lol yeh i for one would do it... http://youtube.com/watch?v=AUKV5ZgMElc

[tech master]

haha i cant count the times a girl would get pissed after i knocked out two seconds after givin the holy juice...

[SF_PHOCUS]

haha i cant count the times a girl would get pissed after i knocked out two seconds after givin the holy juice...

smh i did that and woke up wif powder in my hair and lipstick all over my face.. back when i had braids but i had a ponytail at the time:wasted:

[The Epidemic]

you cant pass out after givin your girl the yogurt. I usually dont fall pass out until my girl or whatever does...
I hate havin to change sheets all the time tho, she tends to make a mess...shits mad tedious.

[tech master]

i cant help it man, i commute an hour to school, then an hour back. with my last girl she lived in another city so that added another hour. during certain semesters i'd leave during san francisco rush hour. i'd be driving like 7 hours in one day. that plus being a major pothead/stoge fiend i couldnt help but pass out after the sex.

but thats a thing of the past. i quit smokin, go to school part time, weight resistance 3x a week, and cardio twice a week. nothing really gets me tired anymore. except for maybe 15 shots of alcohol. haha

[SF_PHOCUS]

i cant help it man, i commute an hour to school, then an hour back. with my last girl she lived in another city so that added another hour. during certain semesters i'd leave during san francisco rush hour. i'd be driving like 7 hours in one day. that plus being a major pothead/stoge fiend i couldnt help but pass out after the sex.

but thats a thing of the past. i quit smokin, go to school part time, weight resistance 3x a week, and cardio twice a week. nothing really gets me tired anymore. except for maybe 15 shots of alcohol. haha

Hmm smokin... lol bud bud bud! I remember people used to say yooo fuckin while your high is crazy... I tried it and didnt really notice much of a difference... besides the fact that I'm high havin sex lol:rofl:

[tech master]

eh, for your normal pothead it aint shit. but for someone who doesnt get high often or is a beginner it was pretty sauce. you just gotta be blown as shit haha

[BBQ]

hmmm..out of curiosity whats the ages are the girls u usually talk to?


On average, early to mid 20s. Hahahaha yesturday night this dumb girl asked if I thought of her as overly dramatic because she heard from another dumb girl I said something like that. I replied "no, not at all, you are kind of an airhead though" HAHAHAHAHAHA this and my other buddy saying something else ruined her night after a few drinks.

I dunno, I just lost a lot of respect to women lately due to the stupidity I have witnessed for a while now. Maybe in a way it's a good thing because I just don't give a shit what any girl thinks of me or has to say to me because my mindset is what ever she says is most likely some dumb shit I have to hear. But the craving for the woman's glory hole will never stop!

[tech master]

random: big trouble little china was a GREAT movie. kurt russel at his prime!

[onyx]

eh, for your normal pothead it aint shit. but for someone who doesnt get high often or is a beginner it was pretty sauce. you just gotta be blown as shit haha

This is true, but i can convey with the have'n sex on "X" myth I've only tried X like 3 times, but i gotta tell ya, you know that feeling right before yo u bust a nut??? That tingly shit!? It feels like that the whole time, it's seriously like too good to do for too long. Nervous system overload:wow:

Then i hear people saying how they cant perform @ all when they're on weed and alcohol.. But 4 me thats what i go into utter destruction mode.

[tech master]

yea when im on them pills i just sport major wood. like it aint even wood no more, its a metal pole that wants to turn in to a bigger metal pole. not to mention i last about 4x longer. just imagine you lasting 4x longer and the entire time it feels like you bout to skeet skrrrt any second but you just keep on goin and goin like the energizer bunny.

on the other hand, i've heard stories from my friends that had an opposite reaction. like they'd be good for a lil bit then all of a sudden have ADD and can't focus and shit drops like a popped balloon.

[Luigi-Bo 87]

:rofl:

[SF_PHOCUS]

:rofl:

[Nightwing1990]

OK there is this indian girl (no pics don't ask) and she likes me she has a bf but im pretty sure if i swagg her up i can get her,but the only problem is that she can't have sex due 2 her religion but she looks cute.... what should i do

[TornadoFlame]

Normally I handle these things by myself, but I may have gotten in too deep with a snowbunny and now I may not be able to get rid of her. If I was a single man it wouldn't be a problem, but I'm not.................Damn!!!!

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

if basik is only sixteen, then he needs to chill. seriously i saw the drama and shit my friends were going thorugh. i avoided girlfriends around that age... i had one at fourteen, one at fifteen, nothing, then again at nineteen. fuck the pubescent chicks.

trust me Mixah im not concerned about relationships at this age. :tup:
what you just said summed me up

[The Epidemic]

^i know what u mean Ant..:shake:

[TornadoFlame]

^i know what u mean Ant..:shake:

You know when you need to let her go but you don't wanna let her go. Damn!!! But reality sets in and she GOTS to go, but then she can't be a good friend now. DAMN!!!. And that's where I'm stuck at.

[locoghoul]

ok, so first time i´ll give head to my gf (never done it before). Any advice?

[TornadoFlame]

ok, so first time i´ll give head to my gf (never done it before). Any advice?

Geez, seriously, all women are different but you may wanna google clitoris and G-Spot and don't be too rough :tup: :lol:

[The Epidemic]

use your tongue...alot.
my girl taste good...but if ur not trying to taste anything hold your breath as your doin work.

basically what TF said too...every broad is different

[SRKev]

Usually I start slow and then progressively speed up. For a novice, spelling the alphabet with your tongue is a great way to provide constant stimulation. Don't neglect the clitoris during this process either, make sure you pass over it slowly during your routine.

[Warpticon]

Yeah, don't just stick it in repeatedly and think you're doing something.

[FallingEdge]

Attack the clit from the inside with your finger and outside with your tounge.

DOUBLE TEAM (like the movie with Rodman and Van Damme)

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

ewww...

[TornadoFlame]

use your tongue...alot.
my girl taste good...but if ur not trying to taste anything hold your breath as your doin work.

basically what TF said too...every broad is different

Describes what I'm going thru. That's a Petersburg, VA exclusive :lol: (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WB-zj74DXP8)

[SRKev]

ewww...

Man up, kid. When you're actually there, you won't be saying that.

[TornadoFlame]

Man up, kid. When you're actually there, you won't be saying that.

Amen to that :pray:. Ain't nothing like makin a woman tremble before you slide her a little something.

[The Epidemic]

Describes what I'm going thru. That's a Petersburg, VA exclusive :lol: (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WB-zj74DXP8)

:rofl:

Man up, kid. When you're actually there, you won't be saying that.

seriously..but, in fairness i used to be like him when i was younger too:sweat: Teknik your 17 right?

Amen to that :pray:. Ain't nothing like makin a woman tremble before you slide her a little something.
^this
Ant knows whats good:rock:

[Biolink]

Any of you guys ever have anal with your girl?

Some of my friends swear it's the best thing ever.

Some think that's it's nasty.


I fall into the latter group.

[Havoc]

I didn't eat a pussy until I was 20. When I was 17, I was on that stupid shit too.

You'll learn, young homie.

I wake my girl up with that shit these days... don't even have to ask.

:arazz::arazz::arazz::arazz:

[Warpticon]

I fall strictly in the "rectum is an export only nation" camp...but if I had a girl that was *really* into it, for some reason, I'd probably mix some in every once in a while just to make her happy.

[The Epidemic]

Any of you guys ever have anal with your girl?

Some of my friends swear it's the best thing ever.

Some think that's it's nasty.


I fall into the latter group.

my girl isnt into it.
i rather stab the cooch anyway

[loborine]

i have a question.... a girl question here.

I asked this girl out i work with at Ihop... she's really cute and for what i hear theres alot of guys after her. So i ask her out friday... i start with "what are you doing tonight after work?"
she says nothing so i said want to go out...

she hesitates and is like aahhh nahh.... and i not taking no for an answer say... C'mon what else you got going on. So i say,, you know what today wont be good for me so how about sunday?

she says okay... and gives me her number... (so far so good)..

i put it on my cell phone but forget to save it... and she told me the best time to call here was after work sunday after 5pm.

but i dont have her number so me and my boy go out to ihop sunday morning... i made sure NOT to sit in her section. But she comes to see me Twice.. i make little chit chat.. make her laugh and introduce my friend... i tell her about the phone number situation.. and show her my phone..

she picks it up and messes with it for atleast 2 minutes.. and the second time she came over to see me the hostes went to yell at her because she sat people at her spot and she was wasting time talking to me....

Now i finish my meal and go home getting ready to go out... but when 5 oclock rolls about i notice she didnt change the number... WTF...

is this a sign that she didnt want to go out with me??? i couldnt call her so we didnt go out?

im kinda lost and dont know wat to do here...

SRK help me out

[SF_PHOCUS]

I didn't eat a pussy until I was 20. When I was 17, I was on that stupid shit too.

You'll learn, young homie.

I wake my girl up with that shit these days... don't even have to ask.

:arazz::arazz::arazz::arazz:

Hahahaha mee too i ate my first cooch at 20... april of 07.. lol yeh i remember the date smh
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Hmm just give it one more try.. could of been that she was busy and forgot to do it?? its possible.. :tup:

[Havoc]

September '04.

[The Epidemic]

you guys are funny...you guys remember the first time you went down.

I think when i went down a my ex was 05' dont remember the month. But, it was in the springtime.

[SF_PHOCUS]

i swear it tasted like strawberries..... i was like did u put somethin down there?

[Dasiatic]

you guys talking about eating pussy? lol. man, i tell you. theres nothing like it.
I'll start kissing while running my hands over her erogenous zones, getting her warmed up.
then later, I could run over the inside of her thighs and then brush lightly over her pubic mound making sure not to touch the clitoris or the inner lips just yet. Its all just the prelude to whats gonna happen later on.

every bitch loves to be teased.

[Biolink]

Were they shaved good?

From what I have heard,the more hair she got down there,the likelihood of the pussy having some stank on it,increases.

[Jimmy Bones]

every bitch loves to be teased.

True.

[SRKev]

Hahahaha mee too i ate my first cooch at 20... april of 07.. lol yeh i remember the date smh



Hmm just give it one more try.. could of been that she was busy and forgot to do it?? its possible.. :tup:

September '04.

I was 16, May of '02. Damn, I was a brave lil nigga...:rofl:

[Dasiatic]

Were they shaved good?

From what I have heard,the more hair she got down there,the likelihood of the pussy having some stank on it,increases.

never had a Bird's Nest Feast™ before. the chick should wash up before she gets ready for it regardless of hair or not as far as smell is concerned.
me personally, i never dug into one with a lot of hair. im kinda choosy when it comes to that.
same way how chicks cringe when they see you have'nt shaved as well. i shave mines though. just around the sides. only a little trim is all.

it tickled me on my first time that i shaved around my dick. got to careful with sharp objects.

[TornadoFlame]

September 02 :tup:
Ain't turned back since.

[Murt!]

March of 08 and was 15, lol

It was a jungle down there

[Jimmy Bones]

May '05, i was 16.
After one, i was down for any bitches. You know, when you thought you're a pro. Such good times.

[Dasiatic]

the fuck is wrong with yall niggas? yall started mad early or what. 15? get the fuck outta here. believe it or not, i was still in my "girls are yucky/cooties" mentality around that time. you guys are fast.

[Jimmy Bones]

the fuck is wrong with yall niggas? yall started mad early or what. 15? get the fuck outta here. believe it or not, i was still in my "girls are yucky/cooties" mentality around that time. you guys are fast.

Dawg, it wasnt me, it was that bitch who wanted to. I was like AIGHT.

[Murt!]

the fuck is wrong with yall niggas? yall started mad early or what. 15? get the fuck outta here. believe it or not, i was still in my "girls are yucky/cooties" mentality around that time. you guys are fast.

Well I suppose I was early because my older brother mentored me pretty well.

[Biolink]

the fuck is wrong with yall niggas? yall started mad early or what. 15? get the fuck outta here. believe it or not, i was still in my "girls are yucky/cooties" mentality around that time. you guys are fast.

:sweat:

By that time?

I mean,I can understand not having that sex by that time(Or just not wanting to have sex at all by that time),but cooties at 15?

[The Epidemic]

the fuck is wrong with yall niggas? yall started mad early or what. 15? get the fuck outta here. believe it or not, i was still in my "girls are yucky/cooties" mentality around that time. you guys are fast.
where you been son!!?? i havent seen you post in months

[Dasiatic]

dont get me wrong or anything. im proud of all of you. im glad. but damn. 15?
16 i can understand though. shit, they just keep getting younger and younger. ok, let me ask you guys something. for those of you recieved the favor before: shave or no shave?

[Havoc]

To this day, I've still only eaten out 2 girls though.

I'm too nice with it. Random bitches can't get all that.

[The Epidemic]

^me too :lol:
only two broads for me as well

[TornadoFlame]

^Wow, I'm definitely not in that catagory.
But semi - no shaved is a :tup:

The FINE bitches gotta get it though right?

[The Epidemic]

well ive done it more than two times...but, only did it to two broads. does that make sense? :sweat:

[Biolink]

So what if a girl asks you to do her?

Will you keep her on ice or will you just tell her that you won't do it?

[TornadoFlame]

well ive done it more than two times...but, only did it to two broads. does that make sense? :sweat:

I'm gonna have to say 6 that I can remember :lol:

[SF_PHOCUS]

Were they shaved good?

From what I have heard,the more hair she got down there,the likelihood of the pussy having some stank on it,increases.
Hell yeahhhh Balddd! no hair lol chill wif dat!:rock:
the fuck is wrong with yall niggas? yall started mad early or what. 15? get the fuck outta here. believe it or not, i was still in my "girls are yucky/cooties" mentality around that time. you guys are fast.

Haha, I was graduating from the 8th grade/that same summer when i smashed for the first time..!

Wats good long time no see!:razzy:

[Ho0v-Man]

Nov. of '06. Tasted blood:wasted:

[SF_PHOCUS]

I hope you all are goin to evo btw... lol we will get to see whose all talk when we hit the club/strip:china:

[TornadoFlame]

I hope you all are goin to evo btw... lol we will get to see whose all talk when we hit the club/strip:china:

:lol: Shit, I'm gon be the first one gone :lol:

[Dasiatic]

Wats good long time no see!:razzy:

sup my nigga! i was just driving past the Brooklyn too. i was looking for you ass wondering where you was at. lol.

Nov. of '06. Tasted blood:wasted:

...you cant be serious....omg. do tell us more.

edit: actually, this is something serious. you cant joke like that. this is deadly shit.

[The Epidemic]

I hope you all are goin to evo btw... lol we will get to see whose all talk when we hit the club/strip:china:

:lol: Shit, I'm gon be the first one gone :lol:

I cant wait yo..shits gonna be good times

[SF_PHOCUS]

:lol: Shit, I'm gon be the first one gone :lol:

haha... How many of u guys still get regected? Me personally Ive been rejected tonsssss of times lol... Ive had drinks spilled on me, slap attempts, scuffed footwear, salt thrown at my hair when i had braids lol.. I feel all that is what made me as good as I am wif ladies now... But every once in a while you get that one girl who is either in a horrible mode or shes a manhater or shes in a real serious relationship

[FallingEdge]

I was 18. August 03.

Good times :rofl:

And word, hitting up EVO will be a blast. I will be drunk from the moment I step off the plane in Vegas to the moment I step back on the plane.

HYPHY!

[TornadoFlame]

I was 18. August 03.

Good times :rofl:

And word, hitting up EVO will be a blast. I will be drunk from the moment I step off the plane in Vegas to the moment I step back on the plane.

HYPHY!

Will you be bringing HER!!!!!!!!!!!

Being rejected is not one of my strong points, but that may be due to the fact that I only make safe attempts. If I see a chick looking at me for more than 25 seconds, that is considered a safe attempt :lol:. And due to the fact that I'm not single, I can definitely be picky. I just don't mess around that much but sometimes...................................

[The Epidemic]

Will you be bringing HER!!!!!!!!!!!

Being rejected is not one of my strong points, but that may be due to the fact that I only make safe attempts. If I see a chick looking at me for more than 25 seconds, that is considered a safe attempt :lol:. And due to the fact that I'm not single, I can definitely be picky. I just don't mess around that much but sometimes...................................

i agree 100% with this post.:lol: