The Woman/Girl Thread: Sex, Relationships, FAQs Pt. 2

[Etcetera]

Why do people think that is weird? I did the same thing before, also for testing purposes, and it seemed like a logical thing to do. Maybe I am the fucked up one.

[Koop]

well your hand wont help... pussy is completely different when goin raw or wit a condom on... never done you guys experiment (which is like wtf in my book) but your hand doesnt equate to pussy... not even close... u need them natural juices... feeling...etc.


wow... beatin wit the condom on... thanks srk...yall are the best.

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

Truth. I haven't even had sex, but I beat off once with a condom on (testing purposes). The feeling wasn't that different from going "bare."

:confused::confused:

Your hands can't get AIDS or become preggo

What where you "testing?"

[Warpticon]

well your hand wont help... pussy is completely different when goin raw or wit a condom on... never done you guys experiment (which is like wtf in my book) but your hand doesnt equate to pussy... not even close... u need them natural juices... feeling...etc.

wow... beatin wit the condom on... thanks srk...yall are the best.

It's not trying to compare hand with condom to raw with pussy, though. It's just trying to gauge the difference in feeling.

:confused::confused:

You hands can't get AIDS or become preggo

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[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

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Its always good to see you practicing safe sex with your hand:rofl::rofl:

[Adam Warlock]

My question is, if you're not sexually active, wtf are you doing with condoms? lol@niggas about to beat off when their hand is like "wait... do you have protection?" and running to the store for the sheepskin like Booty Call. :rofl:

[Warpticon]

My question is, if you're not sexually active, wtf are you doing with condoms? lol@niggas about to beat off when their hand is like "wait... do you have protection?" and running to the store for the sheepskin like Booty Call. :rofl:

For emergencies, of course. :rofl:

[onyx]

Why do people think that is weird? I did the same thing before, also for testing purposes, and it seemed like a logical thing to do. Maybe I am the fucked up one.

its just completely unnecessary, unless you really just dont like cleaning up :xeye: And as koop said, ur hand cant compare with pu$$Y.. Ya haven't had sex yet so, u just dont know what ur missing.

Personally im not big on condoms at all. When i have a new gf, might use em once or 2ce, then we both get tested, thens pull and spray time. After 10 years i havent had any kids.. I'm either very lucky or sterile:lol::sweat::confused:

[Koop]

It's not trying to compare hand with condom to raw with pussy, though. It's just trying to gauge the difference in feeling.




I still dont see how the "hand" gauge can help... u need some pussy to help that test work... cause again you can't stimulate the "pussy effect"...



but hey... to each their own i guess...

**files memo on craziest shyt he ever heard**

[Warpticon]

its just completely unnecessary, unless you really just dont like cleaning up :xeye: And as koop said, ur hand cant compare with pu$$Y.. Ya haven't had sex yet so, u just dont know what ur missing.


But nobody's saying they go buy rubbers every time they turn on some porn. :lol:. For me, at least, I just got curious after hearing person after person talking about how much different it felt, so one time when I was taking a piss at the exxon the thought occurred to me to see how much of a difference I could notice the condom having. And nobody's comparing raw pussy to sheathed hand...that was never the point.

[The Epidemic]

I dont know about beatn off with a condom on...but, IMO getting pussy with or without a condom is not that different. Sure raw feels better and its more conveniant (not that putting on rubber is a hassle) but with a condom feels almost just as good to me.

Like i said..either you guys are getting the wrong type of condoms or....you smashin loose walls :/

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

I shield up 90% of the time, over 10% is when either I dont have one or really not wanting to deal with the hassle. Not worried about STDs or anything, more worried about unexpected kids

[Koop]

so instead of whippin the condom on an hittin some pussy to actually test it in the field you did a lab test so to speak an...... ........



nevermind...... just be careful wit those ribbed versions i guess

[Ryusuke]

I still dont see how the "hand" gauge can help... u need some pussy to help that test work... cause again you can't stimulate the "pussy effect"...



but hey... to each their own i guess...

**files memo on craziest shyt he ever heard**

Naw. I got something to beat that.

I used to work at McD, where a coworker told me how he would test females for STDs. He would stick his finger into his ear and dig out some wax. Then he would stick the same finger into a girl's vagina. If the girl jumped, she had something. If not, then she was clean. I looked at that dude like "WTF.....:amazed:" Needless to say Ive never ate another one of his burgers again.

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

Naw. I got something to beat that.

I used to work at McD, where a coworker told me how he would test females for STDs. He would stick his finger into his ear and dig out some wax. Then he would stick the same finger into a girl's vagina. If the girl jumped, she had something. If not, then she was clean. I looked at that dude like "WTF.....:amazed:" Needless to say Ive never ate another one of his burgers again.

Now starting in Left Field...........


Ryusuke

[The Epidemic]

Naw. I got something to beat that.

I used to work at McD, where a coworker told me how he would test females for STDs. He would stick his finger into his ear and dig out some wax. Then he would stick the same finger into a girl's vagina. If the girl jumped, she had something. If not, then she was clean. I looked at that dude like "WTF.....:amazed:" Needless to say Ive never ate another one of his burgers again.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
was he black? sounds like something a blk dude would say...

Edit: Also..who keeps earwax in their ears!? (and for those purposes :wtf:) t that dude some q-tips asap.

[pherai]

Edit: Also..who keeps earwax in their ears!?

Someone who wants to stay clean! Damn, this thing brings the lol

[Ryusuke]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
was he black? sounds like something a blk dude would say...

Edit: Also..who keeps earwax in their ears!? (and for those purposes :wtf:) t that dude some q-tips asap.

Oh how did you know.......:rofl:

[Warpticon]

Wow @ that story.

[orochizoolander]

I bet he plays marvel.

[VRViperII]

I'll be going to my first strip club this Friday, any tips?

The plan is to go to the strip, then head to another place for clubbing. I've heard that I should wear smooth clothing instead of jeans to the strip club so that the lap dancers have an easier time. But when I think smooth clothing, I just think of sports pants, which probably won't be allowed in clubbing.

[Darklightjg1]

Try Khakis.

[Koop]

I'll be going to my first strip club this Friday, any tips?

The plan is to go to the strip, then head to another place for clubbing. I've heard that I should wear smooth clothing instead of jeans to the strip club so that the lap dancers have an easier time. But when I think smooth clothing, I just think of sports pants, which probably won't be allowed in clubbing.


your not niko belic... throw on some sweat pants... chill tshirt an ya good. u don't have to accept every offer. remember to be easy wit ya loot an choose the right song you want a dance for....

[Ryusuke]

I'll be going to my first strip club this Friday, any tips?

The plan is to go to the strip, then head to another place for clubbing. I've heard that I should wear smooth clothing instead of jeans to the strip club so that the lap dancers have an easier time. But when I think smooth clothing, I just think of sports pants, which probably won't be allowed in clubbing.

Hmmmm, ok I got some. Since you're going to the club later, you're probably gonna try to save money. Easy. Before you get inside the strip club, take a 20 and make change. Twenty ones should get you love from every stripper there. Use everything else to get you into both clubs and to buy yourself and a cutie a drink. DO NOT DRINK AT THE STRIP CLUB!!! Your wallet will thank you. Khakis are a good option if you plan on getting lapdances. However, you can still get a stripper to sit on your lap without paying for one. (Hint: ask a passing stripper if she needs a back massage, you might get lucky) And khakis pulls girls in the club just as well as jeans...

I bet he plays marvel.

Im a noob when it come to marvel. But if you're talking about that other guy, no...

[Adam Warlock]

your not niko belic... throw on some sweat pants... chill tshirt an ya good. u don't have to accept every offer. remember to be easy wit ya loot an choose the right song you want a dance for....

For hsi first time? you're gonna have this nigga prematurely skeetin :rofl:

[fistoftheryustar]

is it a good idea to go all out approaching and getting over all avg chicks and then moving on to hot chicks every so often when ur game is back to the way it was? Or is it better to, even if u approach less, approach a mixed ratio of avg and hot chicks?

Anyone else who can honestly man up and say, they arent in their gaming prime at the moment?

[AzN_Skater]

is it a good idea to go all out approaching and getting over all avg chicks and then moving on to hot chicks every so often when ur game is back to the way it was? Or is it better to, even if u approach less, approach a mixed ratio of avg and hot chicks?

Anyone else who can honestly man up and say, they arent in their gaming prime at the moment?

Yes, I can definitely say that. But than again, I never had any game to begin with. :rofl: :sad:

[Koop]

For hsi first time? you're gonna have this nigga prematurely skeetin :rofl:


hey thats how i was introduced way back when... gotta learn quick:rofl:

[Ryusuke]

is it a good idea to go all out approaching and getting over all avg chicks and then moving on to hot chicks every so often when ur game is back to the way it was? Or is it better to, even if u approach less, approach a mixed ratio of avg and hot chicks?

Anyone else who can honestly man up and say, they arent in their gaming prime at the moment?

Im not in my prime, but I'll tell you something my uncle told me.

He starts talking about two bulls who pass a valley full of cows. He then asks me would I be like the young bull and go after the prettiest cows or would I be like the old cow go after all of them. I chose to be like the young cow. He told me to be like the old cow. When you go after just the hot chicks, you only get those few. But when go out for all of them, you'll have a better chance to get something, plus after a while, they'll start to come after you.

Me: Wow..... I thought I was half indian.....
My drunk uncle who just happened to be there: Nigga, you aint got be indian to land a heifer!!!!

[fistoftheryustar]

Yes, I can definitely say that. But than again, I never had any game to begin with. :rofl: :sad:

ha ha that doesnt count!


but that story makes sense about the cows, just not one i would use often to get a point across. a nice douchebag i met at the park kept saying, "bang one bang em all" im pretty sure he meant "bang one: you can bang em all" the way he said it sound way too preachy.


still my question still stands from my other post. like to get other views on this...i dont want to get used to avg girls.

[monbaby]

the ugly ones start to look good after a while...

[BBQ]

is it a good idea to go all out approaching and getting over all avg chicks and then moving on to hot chicks every so often when ur game is back to the way it was? Or is it better to, even if u approach less, approach a mixed ratio of avg and hot chicks?

Anyone else who can honestly man up and say, they arent in their gaming prime at the moment?

Why settle for less? If you are attracted to a hot chick but you see another chick that isn't as hot you are going for the average chick? That's like buying a Mitsubishi Lancer when you had the money to get an Evolution.

As for me, I havn't been in the game for a while due to the car accident. But if I see a hot chick at the club, bar, where ever and she's looking lonely, I'm not going to look else where for an average chick, fuck that. Never go below on what you have obtained in the past.

[Silentness!]

<----- Blessed with another hot chick.

[mr. newbie]

i've known this girl for probably 2 months (work). we've gone out 2 or 3 times in the last 2 weeks. i know she likes me from the way she acts, all of her friends say she likes me, and so does her cousin (who i also work with)

then last night when i'm driving her home the bitch says she's abstinent. "i'm waiting till i'm married" :mad::mad:

i was just gonna give up on the whole thing but i've invested a decent amount of time and $ into her and i'd like to reap some sort of reward.

what should i do srk? leave it alone completely? try to reason with her?

[rcaido]

i've known this girl for probably 2 months (work). we've gone out 2 or 3 times in the last 2 weeks. i know she likes me from the way she acts, all of her friends say she likes me, and so does her cousin (who i also work with)

then last night when i'm driving her home the bitch says she's abstinent. "i'm waiting till i'm married" :mad::mad:

i was just gonna give up on the whole thing but i've invested a decent amount of time and $ into her and i'd like to reap some sort of reward.

what should i do srk? leave it alone completely? try to reason with her?

Oral/Anal

[AzN_Skater]

<----- Blessed with another hot chick.

Dude... are you EVER single? lol.

From what I've read, it sounds like you always need to be with someone to stave off loneliness.

[fistoftheryustar]

get another primary girl/ girls to work (its hard i know) and keep this girl as a side thing. theres no reason why you cant work her pants off. the flirty can be sexual and ranche...but when it comes time that she is into you enough that shed break her own rules, you have to do that proper first time shit. trust me itll save alot of time for you.

what im saying is pretty much "move on" but just to be fair you can keep her on the side. on the side, not as your main aim anymore.

[The Epidemic]

oral/anal

^this

or get another broad on the side...

[Ryusuke]

she's probably not gonna go for either one of those.....

i would leave it alone completely. shit could backfire trying to convince her. either leave it alone or find someone else on the low.....

[fistoftheryustar]

From msn.....Why you just gotta love some women:






"I had been with John for about three years—he was a really nice guy, and I enjoyed being with him, but there wasn't a ton of passion. Most everyone we knew had gotten engaged, and though John would have proposed in a second, whenever he brought it up, I'd change the subject. I took a trip to Australia for work, and while I was gone, I got together with a co-worker to whom I'd always been insanely attracted. I had a fantastic trip, probably because for the first time in a long time I experienced that excitement I'd been missing. I broke up with John soon after I returned home, and began dating the guy from the trip. Even though I'm not super-proud of my actions, things ended up for the best: After dating for a few years, the guy from the trip and I got married, and we're incredibly happy together."

Right before I was going to break up with my ex, Sean, he found out that he had to put his beloved dog to sleep. He was so broken up about it that I didn't have the heart to end things, so I waited a month or so until he was in better shape. When things seemed to be better and I was ready, he lost his job, so I felt like I was back to square one! By that time, I had met someone else that I really wanted to start seeing, so I went ahead and did it. I eventually ended things, never telling Sean about my extra-curricular dating. I think I rationalized that I was trying to spare his feelings.

My boyfriend Greg and I decided to do the long-distance thing after I was accepted to a graduate program 200 miles from where we lived. The first few months were fine, but I soon found myself becoming extremely attracted to my lab partner, Henry. What began as innocent flirting eventually wound up with us in bed. After the program was over, I returned home to Greg. Being with him was really difficult, but I didn't break up with him initially because I was still attracted to him, too. I visited Henry a few times, and realized that he was really more of a fling, probably born out of boredom, and that Greg was the one for me. I eventually stopped communicating with Henry. I never told Greg about what happened, which occasionally makes me feel guilty, but I chalk my cheating up to being young and silly. He and I are still together, four years since my program ended.

I began dating Eric shortly after I had been dumped by Dave, my boyfriend of two years. I was devastated and Eric was definitely a rebound thing. After Eric and I had dated for five months, Dave came back and wanted to give things another shot. I still really missed him, so I began seeing him, but never ended things with Eric. I think I sort of kept Eric around for insurance purposes, just in case things didn't end up well with Dave. Dave and I didn't make it on round two, and after Eric discovered through mutual friends that I had been seeing him again, he ended things with me. I definitely learned my lesson about dating two guys at the same time, not to mention trying to rekindle a relationship that's just plain over.

When I was younger, I dated a guy named Ethan who was really critical of me. He constantly made little snide comments about my weight, how stupid I was and how clumsy I was. For whatever odd reason, I was into him, despite the fact that all of my friends and family hated him. One weekend when he was away, I met Will at a party and we completely hit it off. He was the complete opposite of Ethan—kind, sweet and generous, yet completely cool and fun, too. We hung out all weekend and it was like a light bulb went off in my head: This is how mature, relationship-worthy guys act. I hooked up with Will the night before he left, and broke up with Ethan soon after. Will and I dated for three years and now we're married.

I'm from Florida, so I adore going to the beach and boating, but my former boyfriend, Chris, a total city boy, hated it. We always argued about where we'd take trips, and he always won. About eight months into our dating, I took a trip to Key West with my friends and we chartered a boat for the day. The captain of the boat was this totally hot, complete ‘beach guy for life' type, and I spent the whole day flirting with him. We met him out that night, and he and I got together. I never told Chris about it after I got home and I never felt guilty; I think part of me felt like that's what Chris got for being so stubborn! Chris and I didn't make it, and after we broke up, I made sure any future boyfriends loved the beach!

"My last boyfriend was a total player before we got together. I thought I could change him, but I was wrong. I always heard rumors that he was hooking up with other girls while we were dating, but he always denied it. One night, I got a call from a girl he had been seeing, and she detailed their three-month-long relationship to me and told me about another girl she had discovered he was seeing as well. I was so mad that I went out with my friends that night, dressed to kill, and went home with the hottest guy I could find; I felt like it was the least he deserved! I loved seeing the look on his face when I told him about what I did and that I knew about the other girls. And then I dumped him!

My ex was a terrible kisser—the worst! I really liked everything else about him, but whenever it came time to get physical, I just cringed. One night when I was at a party without him, a bunch of people started this old-school, yet fairly intense game of spin the bottle, and I felt like I had to join, as I hadn't had a decent kiss in a long time! I probably kissed about 10 guys that night, all of whom were so much better than my ex. I ended things pretty quickly after that experience, which made me realize that the physical part of a relationship is truly important.

[rcaido]

she's probably not gonna go for either one of those.....

i would leave it alone completely. shit could backfire trying to convince her. either leave it alone or find someone else on the low.....

Its worth a shot...I mean the dude already invested $$$ & time...

You wont believe how those i want to wait till marriage thinks...I knew this girl who pretty much only had sex anally & when she got married her cherry was still intact...Then there's the chicks who lick/suck every balls/dick...like trying to find the center of the tootsie pop...

Worse case scenario you can you can get jerked off...

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

i've known this girl for probably 2 months (work). we've gone out 2 or 3 times in the last 2 weeks. i know she likes me from the way she acts, all of her friends say she likes me, and so does her cousin (who i also work with)

then last night when i'm driving her home the bitch says she's abstinent. "i'm waiting till i'm married" :mad::mad:

i was just gonna give up on the whole thing but i've invested a decent amount of time and $ into her and i'd like to reap some sort of reward.

what should i do srk? leave it alone completely? try to reason with her?

Is your ultimate goal in the relationship to hit it? If so, then just keep doing what your doing, but if you need to bust one off....you live in Vegas...

[ProfessorS]

Okay here's my story SRK. Late last May I go to a party and meet a girl there. She's pretty cute, "my type," whatever. We talk for a while and I ask her what she's doing during the summer. She says she's gonna be outta town until August. No biggie. I see her the next night too. Anyway, after she goes back to her hometown I say "what do I got to lose?" and start IMing her. We talk a fair amount, about 3 times a week on there. She comes as very innocent, but seems like she has the potential to be a good girlfriend.

A couple weeks ago I'm out with one of her friends, when we're both drunk she says "Soooo what do you think of K?" If I was sober, I probably wouldn't have said anything but since I was drunk I was like "yeah, I think she's cute, I'll probably ask her to hang out when she gets back in town." Her friend says "That's great! 'Cause she likes you too etc etc."

So it sounds like a slam dunk, even though I HATE involving 3rd parties. There was only one thing the friend said that really concerned me: "Yeah she just had her first kiss last May and has never had a real boyfriend."

I pegged the girl as innocent, but not THAT damn innocent. Something is not computing because she is pretty cute, and really nice to boot. She's 21 and has been in college for 3 years, you'd think SOMETHING would have happened along the line.

So SRK, I'm asking what's your advice/experience when dealing with these innocent girls? According to her friend, my girl doesn't want to wait until marriage for sex(THANK GOD), she just wants to be in a committed relationship. I'm aware of the clinger potential too, it doesn't bother me as much since I'm kinda looking for a relationship at the moment(I've pretty much just fucked around for the past 2 years).

[Warpticon]

Dude... are you EVER single? lol.

From what I've read, it sounds like you always need to be with someone to stave off loneliness.

If he was on DefJux, their slogan would change to "codependent as fuck."

And if a girl is not trying to fuck, and you're not serious about her, then why give it a second thought? Give her some respect and give yourself some respect by not wasting your time. If she's serious about what she says and you can't deal with that, then just leave it.

[fistoftheryustar]

Its worth a shot...I mean the dude already invested $$$ & time...

You wont believe how those i want to wait till marriage thinks...I knew this girl who pretty much only had sex anally & when she got married her cherry was still intact...Then there's the chicks who lick/suck every balls/dick...like trying to find the center of the tootsie pop...

Worse case scenario you can you can get jerked off...

thats true. i had a guy friend too who was a virgin....but did every other thing under the sun besides that dick to giney action

[TheWanderer]

man i've been going to this dentist place and this girl been talking to me whenever she can.. today when i was done and she walk me out, she took her hand out and wanted to shake my hand. we shook hand, but i didn't shake like guy handshake, i shook her hand but rather than a hard shake i slide my whole hand onto hers... LOL... i dont know if shes gonna think im a faggot or what but i wanna ask her OUT!!

i gave her hints and shit that im free on weekends and then she said she got school weekdays and gotta do homework on weekends so i guess thats not really anything.. we talk about school, work blah blah... and i ask her what time is this shit gonna be done she ask me if i got somewhere to go... not sure if thats anything...

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ADVICE LIKE WHAT I GOTTA DO TO GET WITH THIS CHICK? :)

[fistoftheryustar]

first make sure shes into you...look for more signs. you dont want to eff it up and have that awkward feeling everything you go back there. its the same thing if u do bang her and you dont end up in a relationship, awkward still.

[onyx]

<----- Blessed with another hot chick.

Ness, you must have a pu$$y magent or something. Seems like you got a new chick every week or 2 lol. Where'd you get the magnet man? pm me a link:wgrin: For real though, good shit, get a pic, post that shit.

[Warpticon]

fuck a pussy magent. I'm into pussy cyan, myself.

[TheWanderer]

first make sure shes into you...look for more signs. you dont want to eff it up and have that awkward feeling everything you go back there. its the same thing if u do bang her and you dont end up in a relationship, awkward still.

i know man.. lol..

she ask me where i work and shit... and she ask if its close by here.. i told her i dont know the directions but i know how to get to my work.. she LOL.. either at me or with me, lol...

we have talked twice... today would be the 2nd time... the first time she walked me out.. she didn't shake my hand... but this time she wanted to shake hands... *shrugs* maybe acting professional i guess...

how do i check if shes into me? what should i do? i dont see anything i can do but lay on there and let her check my fuking teeth, HAHAHA:rofl:

i did however see her looking at me while i look somewhere else when i was laying down... lol.. but that probbably cuz they gotta look at me or how else they gonna check my teeth LOL..

[The Epidemic]

Ok so...i dont understand your post. Are you trying to bag your dentist?? :confused: or like the dentistry receptionist??

[TheWanderer]

^ding ding..:wink:

i have a couple more appointments so maybe i'll see her again... each time i go.. i would get a different person.. so ye.. but i just want to hear some advice just in case i meet her again you know..:wink:

[Havoc]

Just make a fucking move. It's not that serious.

first make sure shes into you...look for more signs. you dont want to eff it up and have that awkward feeling everything you go back there. its the same thing if u do bang her and you dont end up in a relationship, awkward still.

^^^
Whatever you do, don't listen to this advice.

[fistoftheryustar]

Just make a fucking move. It's not that serious.



^^^
Whatever you do, don't listen to this advice.

whys that mister pimp?

[TheWanderer]

YO... you two.. lets not start the bashing yet... help me first.. LOL..:wink:
Just make a fucking move. It's not that serious.



^^^
Whatever you do, don't listen to this advice.

where do i start and what do i say man..:wink:

[Warpticon]

Just ask her if she's free xyz day and invite her to some thing that's going on. like he said, it's not that serious, so treat it like it. "hey, so and so's playing at so and so place so and so day at so and so o'clock, but all my friends are tied up and I don't want to go alone. You seem pretty cool, wanna tag along?"

[fistoftheryustar]

if hes gunna trash what i say, i think he should give you more specific advice. obviously doesnt care bout what happens if to you if u fuck it up.

be cool, make a move, just go for it, you're the man...easy to say does it really help?

[TheWanderer]

Just ask her if she's free xyz day and invite her to some thing that's going on. like he said, it's not that serious, so treat it like it. "hey, so and so's playing at so and so place so and so day at so and so o'clock, but all my friends are tied up and I don't want to go alone. You seem pretty cool, wanna tag along?"

im thinking of asking her to the mall or maybe out to a restuarant... will that work?

but you guys right.. i need to see if shes into me... but HOW DO I CHECK IT?

[Warpticon]

if hes gunna trash what i say, i think he should give you more specific advice. obviously doesnt care bout what happens if to you if u fuck it up.

be cool, make a move, just go for it, you're the man...easy to say does it really help?

What happens if he fucks it up? Pretty much nothing. this isn't life or death, and if she declines, he's in exactly the situation he's in now, but at least he can stop worrying and wondering and shit.

[fistoftheryustar]

i just said itll prolly be awkward if he fucks it up. and it prolly will be. you cant deny that. i didnt say it was anywhere near life or death OR that he shouldnt do it. i told him to be smart about it and thats all

[Ryusuke]

shes into you, b/c she wouldnt have taken the time to walk you out or shook your hand. lol next time you shake hands, try to do it like a man. not douchebag hard, but job interview firm. it shows you're confident and interested in her.

[Warpticon]

i just said itll prolly be awkward if he fucks it up. and it prolly will be. you cant deny that. i didnt say it was anywhere near life or death OR that he shouldnt do it. i told him to be smart about it and thats all

And it's not awkward now with him wondering what to do? The point is that it's really not that serious, and he's only gong to establish that within himself by just going and doing it.

[Zero619]

DJ-Dark- Most likely the girl is interested in somebody else. I've been down a simliar road like that before. If the girl you been seeing/dating/messing around with, etc. doesnt want to continue do whatever it is with you with you anymore, most likely, she interested in somebody else. Dont be surprised with a month or two you see her or she TELLS you that you're with another guy. My advice is to do what Koop adviced you to do. It's speaks truth.

Koop- Your advice to DJ-Dark is spot on. Good stuff! :tup:

Mr. Newbie- Ask yourself if you're GENUINELY interested in her or just want to get the panty-drawers? :wonder: If it's the former, stick it out and stay with her if you think she's worth it. She may just change her mind, you never know! :wonder: If not get another girl I guess....

Fistoftheryustar- The stories you gave of those trifiling women is crazy. Just more proof that you can NEVER fully trust your partner in a relationship.


My girlfriend and I make 6 months that we have been together, today. :lovin: :lovin: Any advice or comment are welcomed.

[fistoftheryustar]

And it's not awkward now with him wondering what to do? The point is that it's really not that serious, and he's only gong to establish that within himself by just going and doing it.

why would he be in an awkward position with her now just bc he's wondering what to do? i liked your advice and he should follow it, but dont read my other post like i dont want him to go for it. if u risk nothing, you gain nothing





Fistoftheryustar- The stories you gave of those trifiling women is crazy. Just more proof that you can NEVER fully trust your partner in a relationship.


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ha ha yeah those stories just dont sit well in my stomache. it could happen to anyone. even the richest man candy celebs get cheated on. its not just a matter of attraction like everyone thinks. i think it has alot to do with the person ur with. its not even like "nice girl = wont cheat." some hot girls everyone thinks would be sluts can be very faithful. its a mix.

good luck with ur relationship though man.

[Warpticon]

why would he be in an awkward position with her now just bc he's wondering what to do? i liked your advice and he should follow it, but dont read my other post like i dont want him to go for it. if u risk nothing, you gain nothing

Who said you didn't? The key element is that you were talking caution and shit, and I think that's the opposite. When you're in a situation like his, with limited encounters and limited time, you gotta strike while the iron is hot. Even if she's digging him, he's most likely not the first thing on her mind.

[mr. newbie]

she's probably not gonna go for either one of those.....

i would leave it alone completely. shit could backfire trying to convince her. either leave it alone or find someone else on the low.....

i'm gonna leave it alone. she's hella into me but i forsee my advances backfiring. when she asks me to go out again i'll let her know and try to downplay it. ya know, gauge her reaction. i'm probably gonna look like a dick but w/e.

Is your ultimate goal in the relationship to hit it? If so, then just keep doing what your doing, but if you need to bust one off....you live in Vegas...
i spent all my money on her :rofl:.

good show srk.

[Dj-DarK]

DJ-Dark- Most likely the girl is interested in somebody else. I've been down a simliar road like that before. If the girl you been seeing/dating/messing around with, etc. doesnt want to continue do whatever it is with you with you anymore, most likely, she interested in somebody else. Dont be surprised with a month or two you see her or she TELLS you that you're with another guy. My advice is to do what Koop adviced you to do. It's speaks truth.


Chick prolly is seen someone but still calls me everyday though and wants dinner with my on Saturday. This is usually the call sign for lets eat some thing and fuck…so I’m rolling with it. Guess the other dude ain’t too serious though Saturday is usually the main day this bitch goes out and hes prolly not hitting it YET. But this is all speculation, he might not even exist.

But over the week some girls I was fucking with wayyyyyy before have been blowing up my cell, girls must have a spider sense or something…thanks for the advice everyone!!

[TheWanderer]

WARP and FIST... ima ask her the next time or the next time after that to hang out... dont gotta be a date but maybe get together and have dinner or some shit...

but im concern about asking her while shes at work... cuz she could get in trouble.. so i was thinking i'll give her my number and email and let her hit me up? what you guys think...

[Warpticon]

THen you try to get some contact info and hit her up later about hanging out.

[fistoftheryustar]

im saying he shouldnt walk into it blindly. you gotta agree with that.

good to know you're being smart about it wanderer. you gotta let us know what happens right after you do. why are all dentist assistants hot?

[TheWanderer]

THen you try to get some contact info and hit her up later about hanging out.

ye man im thinking of that... better than asking her out straight out.. that shit gonna make my chances low imo..

i gotta start slow... heh, im a newb..:shake:
im saying he shouldnt walk into it blindly. you gotta agree with that.

good to know you're being smart about it wanderer. you gotta let us know what happens right after you do. why are all dentist assistants hot?

so you agree i should get her info like MSN, email, phone number etc... first? cuz thats what im thinking of doing...

not only will i tell you i'll have PIX fool ^^ :wink::wgrin:

P.S only some are hot man... we all got diff standard..

[BBQ]

WARP and FIST... ima ask her the next time or the next time after that to hang out... dont gotta be a date but maybe get together and have dinner or some shit...

but im concern about asking her while shes at work... cuz she could get in trouble.. so i was thinking i'll give her my number and email and let her hit me up? what you guys think...

Because you arn't working there I think it would be fine to just do what you gotta do and be done with it. Though reading your previous post, it seems like she isn't interested to be dating as she's telling you reasons of school and such. If a girl likes you, she will make the time to see you.

[fistoftheryustar]

ha ha ok ok mr high standards :rolleyes:. pics and i'll bow! its been a long while since we saw proof pics that werent off an already-gf.


most dental assistants are young and right out of college. it only makes sense theyd be hot.

some guys can make "hey baby, you're a shot and a beer away from giving me head" work for them. its good to know you're going gung ho. i do that only when im at some place ill never see the girl again. always more than one way to flirt with the same girl.

get the number first. i only get the email when its with college or work and even then its only with the phone number. how are you with getting numbers? you better shabang with this chick im rootin for ya man

[TheWanderer]

Because you arn't working there I think it would be fine to just do what you gotta do and be done with it. Though reading your previous post, it seems like she isn't interested to be dating as she's telling you reasons of school and such. If a girl likes you, she will make the time to see you.

nah.. i dont know for sure... thats why im just gonna ask for contact info and then hit her up and then BOOM SHAKALAKA...

thats all i need really.. if she give out her contact info... im in...

if you got any tip how i can get the info easy.. then lets hear it man..:wink:

[The Epidemic]

^Son just ask her. You over think this shit too much.

lol @ boom shakalaka...you been playing nba jam son??

[BBQ]

nah.. i dont know for sure... thats why im just gonna ask for contact info and then hit her up and then BOOM SHAKALAKA...

thats all i need really.. if she give out her contact info... im in...

if you got any tip how i can get the info easy.. then lets hear it man..:wink:


My advice when asking for contact information is to not be nervous but not to be demanding either. I guess I would go up to her, have some small talk and be like "hey I gotta go, I know you are really busy with school but if you want to hang out later on, could I get your email?"


OH and fistoftheryustar, if you are talking to me: http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=114783&page=135
I posted a picture of one of my exs.

[TheWanderer]

ha ha ok ok mr high standards :rolleyes:. pics and i'll bow! its been a long while since we saw proof pics that werent off an already-gf.


most dental assistants are young and right out of college. it only makes sense theyd be hot.

some guys can make "hey baby, you're a shot and a beer away from giving me head" work for them. its good to know you're going gung ho. i do that only when im at some place ill never see the girl again. always more than one way to flirt with the same girl.

get the number first. i only get the email when its with college or work and even then its only with the phone number. how are you with getting numbers? you better shabang with this chick im rootin for ya man
dont you think number is going too fast man.. how about email or facebook or myspace..?

pics of the girls..? man i cant bust in there and start flashing lights at them... lol...

i'll show pic once i get that digit or something man cuz i know for sure i'm in once i get something like number or email and such..


^Son just ask her. You over think this shit too much.

lol @ boom shakalaka...you been playing nba jam son??
people call me iverbe...

thats kobe and iverson fusing...

[Dj-DarK]

Asking for a number is usually the best way to go. Lets the girl know what you want and if shes interested she'll give you a LEGIT number. Better than weeks going by chatting on AIM/MYSPACE/FACEBOOK and getting no where.

I'm not saying that it doesn't happen on the phone (girls not picking up/returning your calls) but IMO phone > online.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

well Im a teen still. but like dude asking a chick for her myspace URL is equivalent to a number. accept or deny. shit is a like life decision.

[TheWanderer]

ima ask the ho info next time i go get check up... FUK YA'LL...

P.I.M.P daddy jr is going to work... :shake::looney::rofl:
Asking for a number is usually the best way to go. Lets the girl know what you want and if shes interested she'll give you a LEGIT number. Better than weeks going by chatting on AIM/MYSPACE/FACEBOOK and getting no where.

I'm not saying that it doesn't happen on the phone (girls not picking up/returning your calls) but IMO phone > online.

man.. my plan is to ask the ho out as soon as i get the info... i aint gonna waste time chit chatting n shiet..
well Im a teen still. but like dude asking a chick for her myspace URL is equivalent to a number. accept or deny. shit is a like life decision.

hahaha i guess... but i like number better..

[Ryusuke]

I would ask for the number, chief.

[TheWanderer]

oh ye.. can my looks help me if i look like a 6 or 7...
I would ask for the number, chief.

im going for email or myspace n shiet.... that way i can atleast get it and then i can go for the number...

if i go for the number.. and she say no.. then im outta luck forever....

[The Epidemic]

^lol...u still got a lot to learn.

call me "old fashioned" but, the only way i see to do it is by asking for a number and getting it over with. All that IMing and myspacing is just pointless filler. Skip the filler and go for the number :/

Im telling you son..you are overcomplicating a simple procedure. Stop over thinking.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

NEW MESSAGES! ahh I just love that myspace feeling...

[TheWanderer]

^lol...u still got a lot to learn.

call me "old fashioned" but, the only way i see to do it is by asking for a number and getting it over with. All that IMing and myspacing is just pointless filler. Skip the filler and go for the number :/

Im telling you son..you are overcomplicating a simple procedure. Stop over thinking.

man.. im playing it safe dude... if i ask for myspace or some shit that mean i wanna be friend...

number sound i wanna date.. which i do but i wanna play it safe...

ok.. if i do decide to ask for number... lets hear step by step how ima ask her man... :wink:

[Darklightjg1]

man.. im playing it safe dude... if i ask for myspace or some shit that mean i wanna be friend...

number sound i wanna date.. which i do but i wanna play it safe...

ok.. if i do decide to ask for number... lets hear step by step how ima ask her man... :wink:

It's not that serious yo. Don't be so overly-cautious because even playing shit "too safe" can make you lose out on the girl. You want her to like YOU right? NOT SRK's step by step tutorial on how to get girls.

Chill out. If you like her, LET IT BE KNOWN and if she likes you back then she'll definitely be down to get with you. If not, quit wasting your time and just move on. No need to dwell on some chick when there are plenty others waiting.

[BBQ]

TheWanderer, just ask her, trial and error man. It sounds like you never done this shit before(asking all these detailed questions). Just fucking do it man.

[Dangerous J]

its been 6 months since we became bf/gf- gift ideas?

[Reveal]

man.. im playing it safe dude... if i ask for myspace or some shit that mean i wanna be friend...

number sound i wanna date.. which i do but i wanna play it safe...

ok.. if i do decide to ask for number... lets hear step by step how ima ask her man... :wink:

I think the thing is, the HARDER you try to play it safe and the harder you analyze the situation, the worse you're going to do.
What you need to do is... just do it. Get her myspace? Get her number? Who the fuck cares? Why not both?

Or you can just do David Deangelo's routine on getting her number
Ask her if she's got e-mail. When she says yeah, tell her to write it down. As she's writing it down, say "Put your number on there, too."
A girl knows that you're trying to pick her up anyway, so no sense in trying to somehow "hide" it. Just do it.

[DarkNecrid]

its been 6 months since we became bf/gf- gift ideas?

Something from the heart.

Yeah, it sounds cliche, but it's the only thing that matters. Don't be all fancy pants with it. Write her a poem (even if you suck at it - as long as she is the type of girl who will appreciate this kind of thing. Make sure to get a flower she likes etc.), give her a nice ring (not expensive) with her birthstone or something else like that. Not only is it something from the heart, but it's a good way to gauge if she really could be something worth keeping around (ie: not just in it for the fancy gifts/money for sure) and you can also surprise her once you know how she takes that - since the next time she will be expecting something light too, you can surprise her with something big.

Save fancy gift stuff for the 1y, half year is just from the heart nothing fancy, imo.

[blackstar14]

well Im a teen still. but like dude asking a chick for her myspace URL is equivalent to a number. accept or deny. shit is a like life decision.

heh. um....no? im 18 so I'm still a teen and I completely disagree BUT I understand where your coming from. I had that same mentality but honestly getting a number isn't all that big of a deal. and thats how you should go about it. "hey let me get your number btw". if you make it seem like it's nothing, then thats how she'll take it. no big deal. The hard part is making something out of it after you get the digits.

chick I had a crush on all throughout HS was walking down the hall with me, and back when I had your mentality I thought getting her number would make it clear that I liked her. but I said fuck it, manned up and worked it into the conversation. "Hey so __ told me your trying to start working out. Thats cool. We go like 2-3 times a week. You should come, so we can show you what you should be doing. whats your number, so I can let you know when we go?" just bring it up like it's nothing.

and maybe I missed it but if you have her name why can't you just look her up on space instead of getting nervous and asking her space page?

[GreyFoxx]

Why does this girl tell me on her b-day she has all these emotions going around and feels worthless i offer too help then she gives me a stupid "Sore wa Himitsu" reply in text?!?! For those who are not in the know she is my ex and also the jap trans for that replay is "It's a secret..." from a character in Slayers. Arghh!!!

[orochizoolander]

Fuck myspace I don't play wit dat e-pussy.

[Naslectronical]

I think the thing is, the HARDER you try to play it safe and the harder you analyze the situation, the worse you're going to do.


I understand what you're saying, but it's not always true.

It's actually very useful to be able to determine which girls and which situations will give you the best chance, and which ones won't give you any at all. That way, you can more effectively use your time and effort. It's better to use it for things that have a decent chance of positive results than to waste it when nothing's going to happen.

[shatterstar]

its been 6 months since we became bf/gf- gift ideas?
dick in a box.

[pherai]

its been 6 months since we became bf/gf- gift ideas?

Some good ass dinner. That shit never fails.

Why does this girl tell me on her b-day she has all these emotions going around and feels worthless i offer too help then she gives me a stupid "Sore wa Himitsu" reply in text?!?! For those who are not in the know she is my ex and also the jap trans for that replay is "It's a secret..." from a character in Slayers. Arghh!!!

Attention whore. Why you messin with an ex anyway?

[BBQ]

Yeah no shit, why would any one want to have anything to do with an ex unless you became friends or some shit. Even if you are friends, you shouldn't worry shit like she's still your girl.

[Zatalcon]

ya, i got some relationship problems. My girl has not been contacting me for
2 months and ah, just yesterday morning some guy texts me saying that he's her boyfriend now, and that he want's to meet me in person. the reason why i haven't heard from was because of the fact that i was being cheated on. Now, what happened is, i called first, and of course the conversation got heated. after a few texts from him, i kinda had to chill and be cool with him... i did agree to meet him face to face though. He was saying that he wants to talk in a good manure, and well i was pissed. Who wouldn't be? So, he told me 12:30 pm at a certain store... so i waited 12:30 untill 1:30 for him, he didn't show up. So i went to were he works, in a toy store. He then tells me, that he will talk to me around 4 or 7pm, cuz he has work. And of course that pissed me more off because i was being told to wait for him, so i demanded him to talk to me. And he told to keep my distance... so eventually i wound up punching him. Of course, since the guy was at work he couldn't retaliate, and the store workers were holding me back and security escorted both off us to the security office. We almost had a fist in their, i kicked him he swung back but missed and the guards just blocked us. Anyway during there i was telling him to back the fuck away from my girl and shit... he knew me from her friends before. So i said that my reason was because the guy stepped in my relationship and on top of that he insulting me in there... on top of that he was laughing and smirking. i told him this shit aint finished... he shows no fear what so ever.

at night, i gave the guy a call in hopes to talk properly, ya he was a bit hot headed and so was i, so eventually in ended up in a fight. He started insulting me first, and one thing lead to another. He then says lets talk in person now... but of course, if we do talk in person it's going to end up in a fist fight and i felt already childish of the whole thing. So, i told him wait until monday. Now i'm in decision to confront this bitch again, it's just the whole thing that i would be the one taking all the fault.. or so i feel, i also would be the loser maybe because of the fact that i'm still not getting my girl . Of course i got to move on, but i kinda feel also that i shouldn't let this guy get away with this with out me fighting. Not just because that he stole my girl friend but for respect (?) or so i want to believe. I'm this close to getting a group to beat the crap out of him since the bitch was fuckin arrogant, it's just you know but then again, i'd feel like a pussy not doing this shit 1 on 1. i can't decide... Again, i'm moving on but i'm at a decision whether i'm going to fight this guy and make sure his ass gets kicked or just fuckin leave.

was my reaction wrong?

my ex works far away in the lower regions of the p.i. so she wasn't able to view what happened.

[GreyFoxx]

Some good ass dinner. That shit never fails.



Attention whore. Why you messin with an ex anyway?

All this came from a simple nice hope your B-day is going great text. Seems like the girl has crazy loops on the brain.

[pherai]

was my reaction wrong?

You kidding dude? Physically fighting over a girl you know has been cheating on you and hasn't talked to you for 2 months? The only reason you should fight for a woman is if someone is attacking her. Just move on. You shouldn't care about her anymore.

[Zatalcon]

You kidding dude? Physically fighting over a girl you know has been cheating on you and hasn't talked to you for 2 months? The only reason you should fight for a woman is if someone is attacking her. Just move on. You shouldn't care about her anymore.

ya, i know. i'm moving on, the thing is, i only knew yesterday from the guy w/c is why i lost my cool. lets say a guy contacts you saying he stole your girl, and the fact that he wants to meet you.. wouldn't you punch him?i was fucking stressed not knowing what the reason why my girl has been silent and i find out i was being cheated on? ya, i moving on... shes history.

[AzN_Skater]

Don't blame the other guy. Your ex is just a bitch.

[Reveal]

Why would you even want to meet up in the first place... just sounds dumb to me.
If anyone deserves to be punched, it's the girl for cheating, not the guy.
(That goes both ways, IMO.)

[Dj-DarK]

Update

Chick called me and canceled on chilling tonight around 8ish and wants to chill tommorow (she worked 11-12 hour shift).

I'm pretty much done with her and going completely with with what Koop told me and moving on so ended up calling a chick from back in the day (who was on my dick) ended up getting dinner and things ended up getting heated in the whip on the way to her house.

She gets a phone call from some guy who turns out to be her bf who canceled on her because of some work thing...whatever his loss. Ended up not smashing because the mood got kinda fucked up. Oh well soon.

NEVERRRRRR EVERRRR TRUST A FEMALE.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Zata you aren't thinking straight. This dude is planning to set you up. Wake up.

Wanting to meet with you AGAIN somewhere else? Get the fuck out of here. He wants to settle the score on his terms meaning you on the business end of a baseball bat or his entire crew. The case is closed. Continue to separate yourself from them and the situation itself. Be content knowing they deserve each other.

[orochizoolander]

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Let me get this straight; You and your girl don't have any contact whatsoever for 2 months and then out of the blue some guy texts you telling you "your" girl played you and is with him so in response you meet, text, n call him several times?

So many fuck ups in your story I dunno where to start but I'll try.

First off your a dumbass to expect to maintain a relationship with a girl who you haven't had contact with for 2 months, you're also a dumbass for agreeing to meet with the guy who's probably poudning your bitch of an ex right now. You're also a dumbass for telling the guy to "back the fuck away from YOUR girl":rofl:

Even after all this you continued to pursue the guy showing how much of an insecure weak bitch you are. I hope you and the whore who cheated on you get married some day not because you deserve happiness after the shit she put you through but because she can teach you a valuable life lesson by cheating on you and then raping you in court.

[Mrs.ButtonSmash]

Ok, I'm pwned.
I got Valaris his kickass Chun-Li stick (http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chunlistickyy8.jpg) for his birthday. Now, our one year anniversary is coming up and I have no clue what to get him. He's just one picky *&?%?*£$..!! *sigh*

Seriously, that thing is too awesome. I can't think of anything that could possibly top that off.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Ok, I'm pwned.
I got Valaris his kickass Chun-Li stick (http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chunlistickyy8.jpg) for his birthday. Now, our one year anniversary is coming up and I have no clue what to get him. He's just one picky *&?%?*£$..!! *sigh*

Seriously, that thing is too awesome. I can't think of anything that could possibly top that off.

I've got the perfect gift for Valaris. Check it.

1) Print out that JPG.
2) Put it in a box.
3) Gift wrap that box.
4) Now present him with the gift and after he opens it...
5) ...blindfold him and lead him to the room where the stick is located
6) Remove the blindfold...
7) ...and remind him of how awesome it must have been to receive such a gift.
8)Surprise! A fresh hot cup of STFU is his anniversary gift.

Oh, and tell him the black man plight's says what's REALLY good. :mad:

[Zatalcon]

Why would you even want to meet up in the first place... just sounds dumb to me.
If anyone deserves to be punched, it's the girl for cheating, not the guy.
(That goes both ways, IMO.)

i was kind of aggravated that my ex disappeared on me randomly, after 1 month i was already starting to forget about it but inside i guess i was still worried what was going on. Then randomly i get a text from some guy, he makes it all clear so yeah, that pissed me off.
Ya, it's really my ex's fault for all of this. I admit i was wrong loosing my steam that day, but i just wake up in the morning and i find that shit out.

Thing is, i was not afraid of anything that was about to happen, i did feel like fighting. But i was willing to have a talk if he was wel natured, he wasn't...
so ya, i went there and punched him.

[Silentness!]

Let me get this straight; You and your girl don't have any contact whatsoever for 2 months and then out of the blue some guy texts you telling you "your" girl played you and is with him so in response you meet, text, n call him several times?

So many fuck ups in your story I dunno where to start but I'll try.

First off your a dumbass to expect to maintain a relationship with a girl who you haven't had contact with for 2 months, you're also a dumbass for agreeing to meet with the guy who's probably poudning your bitch of an ex right now. You're also a dumbass for telling the guy to "back the fuck away from YOUR girl":rofl:

Even after all this you continued to pursue the guy showing how much of an insecure weak bitch you are. I hope you and the whore who cheated on you get married some day not because you deserve happiness after the shit she put you through but because she can teach you a valuable life lesson by cheating on you and then raping you in court.

Holy fuck... no mercy!

That's like Adam Warlock style :rofl:

[Dj-DarK]

i was kind of aggravated that my ex disappeared on me randomly, after 1 month i was already starting to forget about it but inside i guess i was still worried what was going on. Then randomly i get a text from some guy, he makes it all clear so yeah, that pissed me off.
Ya, it's really my ex's fault for all of this. I admit i was wrong loosing my steam that day, but i just wake up in the morning and i find that shit out.

Thing is, i was not afraid of anything that was about to happen, i did feel like fighting. But i was willing to have a talk if he was wel natured, he wasn't...
so ya, i went there and punched him.

All jokes and flames aside thats fucking REAL TALK right there.

Been through a similar situation minus the cheating thing. She ended up moving on a couple of months down the line but kept calling me. New BF flips out and tries to confront me but he turns out to be some 5'7 140 lb pretty boy who gets cold feet when he sees me in person (6'4 215lb no e-brag) and starts apologizing.

[blackstar14]

Update

NEVERRRRRR EVERRRR TRUST A FEMALE.

I kinda feel bad that I'm already in this mindstate at such a early stage in my life lol

Holy fuck... no mercy!

That's like Adam Warlock style :rofl:

yes, but honestly it's the truth.

Ok, I'm pwned.
I got Valaris his kickass Chun-Li stick (http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chunlistickyy8.jpg) for his birthday. Now, our one year anniversary is coming up and I have no clue what to get him. He's just one picky *&?%?*£$..!! *sigh*

Seriously, that thing is too awesome. I can't think of anything that could possibly top that off.

only way to step it up. get him a custom chun-li 2p cabinet:wonder:

[Adam Warlock]

Ok, I'm pwned.
I got Valaris his kickass Chun-Li stick (http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chunlistickyy8.jpg) for his birthday. Now, our one year anniversary is coming up and I have no clue what to get him. He's just one picky *&?%?*£$..!! *sigh*

Seriously, that thing is too awesome. I can't think of anything that could possibly top that off.

Get him the gift of a wider vagina. I'll help you step by step. :tup:

[Valaris]

Get him the gift of a wider vagina. I'll help you step by step. :tup:

I think I'll pass on that.

[Adam Warlock]

I think I'll pass on that.

It's the gift that keeps on giving! (to every nigga in your neighborhood)

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What the? Of COURSE you need to meet up with him again. You still have yet to suck his dick to verify that it tastes like your ex-girl's saliva. It's the only logical step. You waited an hour for the guy and then went to get him at work. He's already taught you to sit and fetch like a bitch; you need to show him that an old dog can learn new tricks. When you kicked him, was it in the nuts? If so, what was it like felling testicles for the first time? You should definitely fight him again. If you're lucky, he'll punch you in the mouth and you can get a refreshing hint of how the vagina you lost used to taste. Don't get excited about odor though; any pussy you smell is probably you.

[Valaris]

This is Quebec, we don't have black people.

[Adam Warlock]

Where there are white girls, there are black men and beige babies.

[KagerouSama]

Well, guys. Riddle me this.

I've given my number to a girl (the same girl) 2-3 times already with her saying she'd call after she'd asked for my number. I never offered to give it to her. But I'm not one to argue either; especially for a girl I think is cute.
I've yet to receive call one.

I'm left wondering if she only promises to call in a way to run me off quicker.
Or if maybe there are other things going on to not get calls. (Like sunspots? Ha!)

There's been things going on already. Both of us fine in "the friend zone."

I can only take her at her word so far.
It's like ordering a peppermint by "it gets there when it gets there for as cheap as possible class" and the sender keeps the tracking number.

I'm left confused at this. If she didn't want to talk, she wouldn't have asked for a number, right?

Any insight?

[Adam Warlock]

If she wanted to talk she would have given you HER number. Girls generally only ask for your number without giving you theirs if they aren't trying to follow up and don't want you buggng them. of course there are exceptions, but I'm speaking generally.

[KagerouSama]

If she wanted to talk she would have given you HER number. Girls generally only ask for your number without giving you theirs if they aren't trying to follow up and don't want you buggng them. of course there are exceptions, but I'm speaking generally.

Ah. That do make it clearer.

Thanks.

[Adam Warlock]

Ah. That do make it clearer.

Thanks.

Like I said, there can be exceptions, but the fact that she's asked for it three times makes me doubt it if you gave it to her everytime.

[KagerouSama]

Like I said, there can be exceptions, but the fact that she's asked for it three times makes me doubt it if you gave it to her everytime.

Yeah.
Hand-wrote it. Normally black ink.
My hand writing can't be that illegible.
At least, not unless I'm trying to write something in a car, plane, or train.

But if what you said rings true--and it does sound that way--I'm not going to push things any further.

If it happens, it happens.
I'm just starting to stress over nothing again, I'm sure.

Thanks.

[pherai]

I changed my mind. If you beat him up enough, you'll definitely get your girl back, and maybe even a pile of money. Let us know how it goes!

EDIT: Damnit he deleted his post :mad:

[Biolink]

What would you guys do, if your attractive 1st cousin came on to you? :confused:

I had my Trunk party yesterday at my Grandma's house. I was over there for about 8 hours as well as a bunch of my other cousins(Big and Small) there to wish me off, me parents, grandma, aunts, uncles, etc... Since all of us were there, and this would probably be the last time they see me in a while I said fuck it and spent the night.

There were about 8 or so of us Cousins and not enough rooms for all of us, so we had to make palettes(Uh-oh).

I'm like half-asleep on a palette by myself. She moves in closer whispers that I look so cute, and then starts groping my nuts. Then she pulls down my boxers and REALLY starts to grope them. It was feeling hella good too no lie(Ugggghhhh...), she asked if I wanted to continue, and I said it just didn't feel right to be doing this, she agreed, and it was over.

[Dwin]

^Just pretend it never happened and move on.

[Reveal]

What would you guys do, if your attractive 1st cousin came on to you? :confused:

I had my Trunk party yesterday at my Grandma's house. I was over there for about 8 hours as well as a bunch of my other cousins(Big and Small) there to wish me off, me parents, grandma, aunts, uncles, etc... Since all of us were there, and this would probably be the last time they see me in a while I said fuck it and spent the night.

There were about 8 or so of us Cousins and not enough rooms for all of us, so we had to make palettes(Uh-oh).

I'm like half-asleep on a palette by myself. She moves in closer whispers that I look so cute, and then starts groping my nuts. Then she pulls down my boxers and REALLY starts to grope them. It was feeling hella good too no lie(Ugggghhhh...), she asked if I wanted to continue, and I said it just didn't feel right to be doing this, she agreed, and it was over.

Haha, that has got to be torturer there.
Should have been mentioned in that torture thread.

[Zatalcon]

I changed my mind. If you beat him up enough, you'll definitely get your girl back, and maybe even a pile of money. Let us know how it goes!

EDIT: Damnit he deleted his post :mad:

sorry. about deleting.

the thing is. i could care less about the girl now. I've moved on, no thoughts about her. So this whole thing is all about showing him i aint no push over.

The guy was insulting. I waited 12:30-1:30 at the place he told me to meet him in, this was inside a mall. I then go to his work and find him. I ask him politely about what he wants to talks about, he then tells me to wait again, he gets off at 7pm but will try to meet me at 4pm. I said, can you atleast say what you want now, he then walks away, i then approach him saying, can you at least talk to me now i'm in a hurry, he keeps walking and says "keep your distance". So i swung at him.
When we were at the security office, the guy was smiling, he then talks shit about me being drunk.

I'm going to get this guy jumped, today around noon.

[Dj-DarK]

I'm going to get this guy jumped, today around noon.

Bro speaking from experience this is a BAD idea. If she means nothing to you move on. If she cheated on you, she'll probably cheat on him. Not only will jumping him further escalate the situation but it 100% will come back at you in due time.

Brush that nigga off and keep it moving IMO.

[Havoc]

This when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong-ass-nigga needs to chill....

I understand you could be pissed, but get over it. This nigga works at a toy store..

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

So now you're going to jump the new boyfriend of the ex you were supposedly moving on from?

...

Uh yeah. It's confirmed. You're a fucking idiot. :bluu:

[Zatalcon]

Bro speaking from experience this is a BAD idea. If she means nothing to you move on. If she cheated on you, she'll probably cheat on him. Not only will jumping him further escalate the situation but it 100% will come back at you in due time.

Brush that nigga off and keep it moving IMO.

ya, that's one thing that's preventing me. The thought of this whole thing escalating. It's just, i don't want it to look like that i'm some guy that can be pushed. The guy was like asking for a fight... the bitch should have watched himself.
I'm still in thoughts about this, i just don't want anything to escalate, lets say me going to jail for him getting beat up.


So now you're going to jump the new boyfriend of the ex you were supposedly moving on from?

...

Uh yeah. It's confirmed. You're a fucking idiot.

why does the girl need to matter anyway?

edit: i guess you guys are right. I guess i should just forget about this whole thing...

[Havoc]

The real question is where is he finding niggas dumb enough to want in on this?

[Zatalcon]

The real question is where is he finding niggas dumb enough to want in on this?

hmm. i've met him before.. hes the classmate of my friend. So in a party, me, my friend and him were chilling, smoking and drinking. We knew each other, we weren't friends or anything but he saw me as a friend.. due to the fact that we did hang out.. so he thought i was that much of a nice guy. But then we both got out of line during the conversation... so it escalated in me going there ready to fight.

edit: here's a question. Your girl has been cheating on you, and the guy she's cheating on contacts you, and you know this guy You guys wouldn't want to punch him..? Then this guy smiles and insults you after wards, wouldn't you have the urge to kick his ass?

edit2: just to making it known... i'm probably canceling my group on jumping him because of the risk of it escalating. and just leave him being the ass hole.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Adam's post was a summary of why you should cut your losses and move on. The nigga done already pulled your card not once but apparently twice if you're still heated enough to do something to him. Letting a situation escalate over a broad that ain't feelin' you is ridiculous. She initiated contact with him. She gave him the go ahead to fuck up the relationship. Whether or not he knew you or of you beforehand is borderline irrelevant. He don't owe you a damn thing and vice versa. What the fuck would you have to talk to HIM about concerning YOUR relationship that you couldn't get from her or see yourself?

Shit... wake up.

You should have ignored the bait attempt and handled your business strictly with her. Once y'all confirmed it was over and done with then you're FINISHED. A free man. You go in one direction and let them go in the other.

Like Havoc said the dude works in a fucking toy store. Let it go.

[Zatalcon]

Adam's post was a summary of why you should cut your losses and move on. The nigga done already pulled your card not once but apparently twice if you're still heated enough to do something to him. Letting a situation escalate over a broad that ain't feelin' you is ridiculous. She initiated contact with him. She gave him the go ahead to fuck up the relationship. Whether or not he knew you or of you beforehand is borderline irrelevant. He don't owe you a damn thing and vice versa. What the fuck would you have to talk to HIM about concerning YOUR relationship that you couldn't get from her or see yourself?

Shit... wake up.

You should have ignored the bait attempt and handled your business strictly with her. Once y'all confirmed it was over and done with then you're FINISHED. A free man. You go in one direction and let them go in the other.

Like Havoc said the dude works in a fucking toy story. Let it go.

ya, i guess you're right. I admit, it was all the emotions thinking that day. I was seriously stressed and furious for the 2 mos because of my ex not giving any communication... i mean the first 2 weeks she left to work in the lower area of the philippines, i did try calling her... i also wound up asking our friends about her and my ex for some reason refused to talk to me now but will when she returns back to manila w/c is on September. obviously, she was going to break up with me... however our friend asked her this and my ex didn't have a yes answer to it.. our friend asked her (a week ago) if me and her where still together, and my ex's reply was "i think..". So i told our friend to leave all questions concerning me out... so i guess i was delusional that things mite work out. when i heard that her response was "i think" i was really close to dropping this whole thing, but ah.. i guess i wanted to work things out more. I don't know how to explain well why i didn't drop it... love maybe? So ya...

Anyway, it was really pissing off, normally most people would move on from it, but i chose to remain patient and handle her when that time comes. So, i was forcing my self to work this out, to wait to know what the problem was. Ya, it came in my mind that she was possibly cheating on me... so many things to assume. But again, i chose to remain patient, w/c was dumb.. because it's shown that i was being toyed with.
So 2 mos later after, when i got the text from that guy i snapped. The fact that i forced myself to wait and have this shit.... i kinda lost my ability of thinking properly. So i guess those were my reasons of acting stupid this whole time. I dont know, i guess that day i felt really insulted that i was cheated on and since my ex was far away the only person to unleash the anger that builded up in me was him. this is my only defense towards myself, i don't know if it's understandable.

i am moving on though. There's so many girls in the world so this whole business between me and the girl has ended.

[BBQ]

And just remember, it takes two to tangle, no matter how much the dude initiated the cheating, even if he knows that she is with someone, if he ends up with her, unless she's drugged, she agreed to the cheating.

[Darklightjg1]

And just remember, it takes two to tangle, no matter how much the dude initiated the cheating, even if he knows that she is with someone, if he ends up with her, unless she's drugged, she agreed to the cheating.

Hmm... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT6Q3rVaskE&feature=related)

[The Epidemic]

edit: here's a question. Your girl has been cheating on you, and the guy she's cheating on contacts you, and you know this guy You guys wouldn't want to punch him..? Then this guy smiles and insults you after wards, wouldn't you have the urge to kick his ass?

Personally, i couldnt take that kind of disrespect...
id have to tap his chin a few times :/

Edit: And i didnt read any of your problems just that lil sentence stuck out.

[orochizoolander]

Personally, i couldnt take that kind of disrespect...
id have to tap his chin a few times :/

So would you do this? (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?p=5451704#post5451704)

[Havoc]

Like I said... I could definitely see how he could be pissed off initially.

BUT.. here's how my conversation would have gone

Him: Yo, I'm fucking your girl, B.

Me: Word? You better not let me catch you.

Him: Come see me then, nigga. I work at the Toys 'R' Us up on Main Street!!

Me: .....

Him: Yeah!! What son!!

Me: *hangs up and forgets the bitch, and this Geoffrey-Giraffe-ass-nigga*

[Silentness!]

like i said... I could definitely see how he could be pissed off initially.

But.. Here's how my conversation would have gone

him: Yo, i'm fucking your girl, b.

Me: Word? You better not let me catch you.

Him: Come see me then, nigga. I work at the toys 'r' us up on main street!!

Me: .....

Him: Yeah!! What son!!

Me: *hangs up and forgets the bitch, and this geoffrey-giraffe-ass-nigga*

lmao

[The Epidemic]

So would you do this? (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?p=5451704#post5451704)
lol...hellll no.
I missed that post. Yo that sounds like some dawsons creek shit.
Zata probably already decided whats he gonna do but, i hope he doesnt decide to jump this kid lol. Im sorry this situation just seems mad funny to me...it sounds like a joke or a bad love story.

And another thing..how can he even say she was his girl if you havent heard from her in two months?? He was in denial.

Like I said... I could definitely see how he could be pissed off initially.

BUT.. here's how my conversation would have gone

Him: Yo, I'm fucking your girl, B.

Me: Word? You better not let me catch you.

Him: Come see me then, nigga. I work at the Toys 'R' Us up on Main Street!!

Me: .....

Him: Yeah!! What son!!

Me: *hangs up and forgets the bitch, and this Geoffrey-Giraffe-ass-nigga*

lol at son workin at kb toys. :rofl::rofl:
when you look at the situation like this...it kind makes you not wanna break the kids jaw. Almost gotta just sit back and laugh at yourself.

With that said, i wouldnt fight him over the fact that hes smashing my ex-girl...but, for the nerve this nigga has to call me on my cell and talk shit! then tell me to man up and hes at so & so location?? Nah, i wouldnt let that ride. Im sorry.
________________

Edit: and your mad stupid for meeting him at his terms zata. that nigga coulda set u up. You gotta think son. If someone i dont know wants to fight me..im not meeting him where he says..its gotta be a neutral background.
You know what you should do Zata? Catch dude while hes sleeping. Y'know when he doesnt expect it..and just snuff his ass and bounce

[Zatalcon]

lol..

With that said, i wouldnt fight him over the fact that hes smashing my ex-girl...but, for the nerve this nigga has to call me on my cell and talk shit! then tell me to man up and hes at so & so location?? Nah, i wouldnt let that ride. Im sorry.

that's pretty much what he did. i waited for him for an hour and he was a no show, i then find him and he tells me to wait for more than 2 hours again, it was unsure whether it was 4 pm or 7 pm? Fuck outta here. he then disrespects me and turns his back and tells me to keep my distance? and he has the nerve to laugh and diss me inside the security office? and for some reason i'm the one who would look wrong if i choose to retaliate? ya, that's a sad fact.. fuck this shit.

epi: i'm not afraid of getting my ass kicked because if i did get jumped by a group that day, that shit would turn around. I got mad back up, so eventually the guy would have gotten ripped apart if i was set up.
yes i was in denial, it was a 2 year relationship you know i did want things to work out.. i really gave that much trust that she wasn't doing that. she went to work in the lower region of the philippines for a couple of months (Mindanao), it takes a plane to go there and from what the guy said, he became her bf a week before she left. I guess the fact that my and my ex's friend managed to talk to her a week ago that kept me going on hoping... my friend asked her if me and her were still together, my ex's answer was "i think" and that my ex will talk to me soon when she returns. Sure it aint a good answer, and i was this close to dropping it but the thought of throwing away those 2 years was too hard so i guess i was dumb enough to be more patient and hope for good results. so yeah, the whole 2 months, i was pretty stressed out w/c and hearing that i was being cheated on and then getting insulted too was just too much so i had to go over there regardless of what could happen and fight.

[thurst]

@zatalcon

if you were in america i'd agree with everyone else and say that you should let this shit slide; but idk how shit works in the philippines, so i'll assume you can get away with this type of shit and not land in jail.

i say thumbs up on getting your boys to fuck this guy up, clearly dude is trying to clown you so fucking him up seems like a good countermeasure.

[Zatalcon]

Like I said... I could definitely see how he could be pissed off initially.

BUT.. here's how my conversation would have gone

Him: Yo, I'm fucking your girl, B.

Me: Word? You better not let me catch you.

Him: Come see me then, nigga. I work at the Toys 'R' Us up on Main Street!!

Me: .....

Him: Yeah!! What son!!

Me: *hangs up and forgets the bitch, and this Geoffrey-Giraffe-ass-nigga*

:rofl:

[Havoc]

lol at son workin at kb toys. :rofl::rofl:

Word. Son should watch out. This could turn into a Nerf war at any moment.

[Ryusuke]

Fuck this waitin aroung shit. If you're gonna do this, catch that bitch off guard and stomp his ass. Might just get that ho outta your head.

[Darkside3024]

Nigga already making minimum wage. She gonna leave his ass soon anyways.

[orochizoolander]

I know this sounds crazy but maybe juuuuust maybe you can try forgetting both those bitches and try concentrating all this time and energy you apparently have into finding a girl who will talk to you at least once every 2 months.

...

...

Nahhhhh fuck it just continue making the guy who has already styled on you the focal point of your life and don't listen to what anyone says cuz it's not a waste of time and you're not a clingy bitch. Once that girl who's mouth just happened to fall on the guys dick realizes what a man you are for waiting outside of toys r us just to kick the guys ass she'll have to come running back to you and realize the error of her ways.

Moral of the story? Don't make someone your priority when they make you their option and you'd think this shit would be common sense for everyone by now.

[BBQ]

OH and another thing, what if you do beat the shit out of him and it works? You going back to the same girl, forgive and forget? And yet if you do, what happens if she ends up with the comic book shop guy?

I think if you do get your boys after the toy store guy, next time when she cheats again just have them fuck you up for being stupid with the decisions made regarding this girl.

[Zatalcon]

I know this sounds crazy but maybe juuuuust maybe you can try forgetting both those bitches and try concentrating all this time and energy you apparently have into finding a girl who will talk to you at least once every 2 months.

...

...

Nahhhhh fuck it just continue making the guy who has already styled on you the focal point of your life and don't listen to what anyone says cuz it's not a waste of time and you're not a clingy bitch. Once that girl who's mouth just happened to fall on the guys dick realizes what a man you are for waiting outside of toys r us just to kick the guys ass she'll have to come running back to you and realize the error of her ways.

Moral of the story? Don't make someone your priority when they make you their option and you'd think this shit would be common sense for everyone by now.

OH and another thing, what if you do beat the shit out of him and it works? You going back to the same girl, forgive and forget?

the opinions are at split. i don't understand how both of you think that i have any % of care about getting my girl back. obviously, i aint accepting her anymore.The only thing that twists my nerve is the guy who had the nerve to disrespect me like that, i'm having a hard time letting his arrogance slide. Sure, you are right.. jumping this guy maybe childish and i would be a better man to not fight and jump him.. but the thought of this guy smiling and dissing me in the office was fucked up. I don't want the guy to think i'm afraid of him for not showing up when he called me out the 2nd time. I hate the thought of being some push over.

it's just, i don't want to be the one who is at fault w/c is why i hesitate in letting this go further.

[orochizoolander]

the opinions are at split. I said, my concerns about the girl are over and done with. I don't care about her so i aint no clingy bitch. The only thing that twists my nerve is the guy who had the nerve to disrespect me like that, i'm having a hard time letting his arrogance slide. Sure, you are right.. jumping this guy maybe childish and i would be a better man.. but the thought of this guy mocking me in his office right now sets me off. I don't want the guy to think i'm afraid of him for not showing up when he called me out the 2nd time.


There are plenty of people in the world who deserve beatdowns and of course you shouldn't take shit from anyone . However you also gotta know how to pick your battles because if some guy texting you sets you off that badly you're going to have a real hard time adjusting to the world as you get older.

[BBQ]

Though, now that you said your reasons for still wanting to fuck him up...some people deserve it others don't. This guy had the effort in calling you up and according to you, insult you and correct me if I'm wrong, actually bragged about getting with your girl? If that's the case, I'd probably filp a coin. Reason being, some people by fate get a fucking beat down. Like karma, even if it's not logical in the long run, and letting emotions get the best of you isn't mature, with every factor played in, it maybe comes to a 50/50 decision. Atleast if you do beat the guy up, he will learn not to act like a bitchass when ever he's on a shit streak, and maybe even become a little more mature. Most importaintly, even though you may look back in 10 years and say that "hmm maybe that kb toy store guy didn't deserve it....." then automatically right after say "nah, he got what he had comming and it felt awesome." and take a swig of your favorite alcoholic beverage.

[Zatalcon]

There are plenty of people in the world who deserve beatdowns and of course you shouldn't take shit from anyone . However you also gotta know how to pick your battles because if some guy texting you sets you off that badly you're going to have a real hard time adjusting to the world as you get older.

i understand your point. it's just that the whole 2 months i was pretty angry. my relationship was 2 years and this was my first gf. i thought things were really good And since she just disappears and totally ignoring me, yeah i got crazy. I heard from her friend that my ex was going to talk to me when she comes back, ya the chances of the conversation to be bad was high... and i now i feel stupid for being that patient.then some guy texts me, saying that he's with my girl now and then later on starts insulting me just really pushed me off the rough. I wasn't going to punch him (eventhough i felt like fighting) when i went to see him but he started disrespecting me so i took a swung.

but, ya i agree with you. i've moved on already..

[Zatalcon]

a question. how many of you here have had your gf - a relationship that was more than a year- cheat on you? Again, she was my first girlfriend... so this is a new experience. How long did take you guys to actually get fully over it? I thought i have moved on, and yes i have no choice... there is no chance for her with me anymore what so ever, just to make it clear. but, this bothers me sometimes. how long did it take for you guys to actually have gotten it out of your system?

[Silentness!]

a question. how many of you here have had your gf - a relationship that was more than a year- cheat on you? Again, she was my first girlfriend... so this is a new experience. How long did take you guys to actually get fully over it? I thought i have moved on, and yes i have no choice... there is no chance for her with me anymore what so ever, just to make it clear. but, this bothers me sometimes. how long did it take for you guys to actually have gotten it out of your system?

I mean shit you can never get a girl COMPLETELY out of your system, but you gotta move on.

There are a shitload of women out there. Don't make "hunting" for a GF your main priority though because you might just end up hurting yourself even more. Just enjoy life and don't feel destroyed if you run into another bitch. There are girls out there that will make you happy and forget about your retarded EX.

[SmrK]

but, ya i agree with you. i've moved on already..

very obviously... :confused::confused:

[Koop]

a question. how many of you here have had your gf - a relationship that was more than a year- cheat on you? Again, she was my first girlfriend... so this is a new experience. How long did take you guys to actually get fully over it? I thought i have moved on, and yes i have no choice... there is no chance for her with me anymore what so ever, just to make it clear. but, this bothers me sometimes. how long did it take for you guys to actually have gotten it out of your system?


Its going to be in your system for a moment. in fact it will leave you tight an suspicious of the next chick you deal with. so to be fair unlike most women (yes Im saying it)... mention that shyt when you deal wit the next chick so she can be ready if your defensive or stubborn about ideas or changes in the relationship...

remember most guys (especially some on here) dont want to mention that someone youve dealt with and shared a lot with will stay with you in your system for a moment. the smallest things will rekindle memories or events... i mean small shyt... like another chick walking by with your ex favorite perfume on. You have to fair to yourself an continue to mingle/date elsewhere until the new one shifts your thoughts an focus on her and/or them. so dont trip... its normal man..... now you just focus on getting yourself back together an getting back out there and enjoying yourself an trying again.... 50 bucks say if it was a 3s match or and you know you got cheated outta that win you think about your mishaps an what went wrong so that the NEXT time you will be ready an can handle bullshyt that was the dealt to you. cool.... iiight good luck playboy

[Zatalcon]

thanks for the solid post koop.

[JackTenrac!]

This is Quebec, we don't have black people.

Tell that to RDI and TFO.

[Kourin-chan]

don't make someone your priority when they make you their option and you'd think this shit would be common sense for everyone by now.

this.

[Silentness!]

So the girl I'm seeing now said the reason she was so horny around me was because she didn't take me seriously. She thought I was just into her for an easy lay. Now that she sees that I actually like her she wants to do right.

Meaning... *drum roll* She wants a serious relationship with me that involves NO SEX until next year. :wasted: In American culture that shit went out the window in like the 50s, but Korean culture still believes that non married couples having sex is dirty/bad.

She said she can give me BJs or HJs whenever I want though, but no sexual intercourse. Oh yeah and she's Christian and highly religious. I am Christian, but if you know me... you know my religious values are nowhere near what the Bible says.

[fistoftheryustar]

^ i think a lot of nice guys or just the avg guys dont realize that they are being "option"ed. i think even if the girl is giving you tons of attention dont screw it up, by being wayy too available. guys who are attractive or have options know the same deal, if a girl is wayy too available and needy when you could have much other options and ARE NOT looking for a relationship, it just isnt attractive.




I saw something out of the ordinary when I was at the park the other day. Towards the end of my workout, I hear these running steps behind me. Its this tanned white girl wearing these nice pink booty shorts passing by me. I didnt see her face but I checked out the back view:

She was thick (the real thick, not fat thick) and her ass jiggled ever so nicely. It was cool but as I checked out the legs I think I found something very telling of her age. I saw behind one leg there was nasty curdled cheese cellulite but the other leg was perfectly fine.

- When do you think girls start getting cellulite?
- Would the cellulite tell you she's probably old?
- How often have you seen women with cellulite on only one leg? Not what Im used to

[Adam Warlock]

Word. Son should watch out. This could turn into a Nerf war at any moment.

he needs to stomp that nigga and leave'em with a clean up on aisle five.

So the girl I'm seeing now said the reason she was so horny around me was because she didn't take me seriously. She thought I was just into her for an easy lay. Now that she sees that I actually like her she wants to do right.

Meaning... *drum roll* She wants a serious relationship with me that involves NO SEX until next year. :wasted: In American culture that shit went out the window in like the 50s, but Korean culture still believes that non married couples having sex is dirty/bad.

She said she can give me BJs or HJs whenever I want though, but no sexual intercourse. Oh yeah and she's Christian and highly religious. I am Christian, but if you know me... you know my religious values are nowhere near what the Bible says.

That shit is played out like Morgan Freeman voice-overs. It makes no sense. "I was willing to fuck when I thought you just wanted me for my vagina, but now that i realize you want more you can't have my vagina." The only thing that can save this is lots and lots of anal.

[Silentness!]

he needs to stomp that nigga and leave'em with a clean up on aisle five.



That shit is played out like Morgan Freeman voice-overs. It makes no sense. "I was willing to fuck when I thought you just wanted me for my vagina, but now that i realize you want more you can't have my vagina." The only thing that can save this is lots and lots of anal.

lol I thought the same thing, but I kind of understand now.

When I first met her she really didn't give a fuck about me. So she was like "I'll fuck this nigga and then leave him." (Which would of been my 2nd one night stand in Korea :rofl: )

Turns out cupid shot her in the ass after sex and made her realize that she actually has feelings for me now. So now she's playing "let's not r