The Woman/Girl Thread: Sex, Relationships, FAQs Pt. 2

[rcaido]

She doesn't wanna go. I can try twisting her arm, but I dunno how to convince someone to disappear from friends, family and civilization for a year or two.

So if she doesn't go then you should just go & make that living...If its only a year or two what's the big deal? People from the military/contractors do it all the time, doesn't mean you have to break up w/ wife or gf...If she can't wait for you then she's not worth it...

[kimterran]

rcaido's right. i thought you were gonna be staying there for a long time because of work.

[Taito]

ddddd

[Ill E]

yea, I'm not sayin you should focus on finding women and being a mack when u go there, but it seems like from what u said there ain't shit goin on there..besides ur company. So since this place is so plain, i guess its just the company and women ( people living there), no entertainment or any activities to do. If you go, prepare yourself to be extremely bored. But it pays alot more than you job now, i guess it might be worth it.
Just don't expect her to stay %100 celibate for 2 years, and I don't expect you will either (Think Michael Corleone's escape to Italy in The Godfather). Good luck

[Taito]

sssss

[kimterran]

well you know when you got girl problems, srk's here to help you out. srk loves women.

and stairs.

[Silentness!]

My love life is like a rollercoaster.

Dude I still haven't played SF4 yet. (no time) What the fuck...
My GF > SF4 though *shrugs*

I just heard they added more SF4 machines in an arcade a hour away from me. My favorite spot.... (temptations are strong for me to blow my money)
_____________________

I'm trying to be more romantic. I noticed that's a big problem I have... sometimes I treat my GF like a sister and stop being romantic all together. Romance should never stop. It should be everyday and not monotone.

[locoghoul]

Ok, out of curiosity how many of you (guys) have had to deal with the dreaded ED? I use to laugh at young guys that had issues getting it up because the way I see it, if pussy's in front of me, i'm already hard, but I just had my first experience and ......shit. Yesterday was this girl I'm talking to's bday and so at the end of the night we were in her basement and we were both in the mood so I pull out the condom and to my surprise, have extreme difficulty getting it out because i can't get up. We just ended up going to bed which was cool cause I was super drunk and blamed it on that. So tonight, we were chilling outside at my dorm in her suv and we got into it again. Located to the back seat the low and behold, the same thing happened, even though this time I wasn't drunk at all. Tired and uncomfortable yes, but still. This is the first time I've had this problem with a girl (sober) and I don't see how shit will change when everytime after this i'll be thinking about how I had trouble before. I'm not down with taking any meds cause I know it has to be some other factor I'm not thinking about but any ideas or help?

Have you tried again? I think it's all mental. I have a somewhat similar thing. Ever since I've been dating my current gf (+1 year now) I can't get it up with anything other than her. It's not a "bad" thing I guess, I just find it funny, before her I was like any other guy that would get The Bone when staring at D juicy breasts or a fine ass. Now, the second I do normal stuff with her (hold hands or hugging) I'll get hard as a diamond, hell I even get it hard when we speak over the phone. Dunno why but my dick now is exclusive, lol.

[FaceMeAndBeBroken]

Not really a girl problem. Just stuff I had to say.

So, I posted a while ago that I might have a kid, then later how I was trying to get back in the girls pants despite that.

I STILL havent gotten a DNA test on the kid, and now I'm finally starting to feel like ass over it. It basically hasnt been done because of a few reasons; I need to serisouly have a close scrutinization session with the kid, and make sure the bitch is sure its mine (believe me, I could break her down)before I feel comfortable dropping that money on the test, from the brief times I've seen the kid, it seems like it could be mine, but lets say, right now, I dont remember what I saw, I only know what I thought when I saw it. But otherwise I have done bullshit that kept this from going.

See, usually when I do catch up with her, its random. Her living situation isnt stable, so I usually end up running into her walking the stroller. But instead of telling her all the shit I should, and having that sit-down, I have tried to fuck her. Whats bad about that is, her attitude. She expected to be shit on, and through my denials and what not, it seems to be playing out that way. Also, when I have tried to hit it recently(always been raw everytime with her), I have to say the usual shit like "I cant have kids"(I havent yet, so..) which also is a post-facto denial that I made her kid. Its usually goes into a back and forth where I'm like "shit, we did all that before" and shes like "And I have kid now" ending with me not hitting anything, and nothing about the kid having been discussed.

I tell her to come over, but she wont, because she thinks I'm only after the ass, and yet, I cant ever find her, so that keeps things at a standstill. My actions give her good reason to assume this, even though thats not the case. So, I admit to the bad.

Also, the thing that is bothering me is my attitude. Its like a double edged sword, good and bad. Kids; fuck someonbody else's kid. That shit aint my responsibility, and I would never date a chick with one. Its yours to deal with, not mine. This line of thought also applies to this kid, its not proven mine yet...so forget this kid. I am not doing shit. As it is, I havent held it, touched it, or even remember her name. It serves to protect me from any wasted time, effort, getting attached, and whatnot, and it works. As it is, if thats not my kid....then nothing would change for me. That devastation people get if they find out...wouldnt happen here. I'd be mad, only about the money on the test. But I'd sue for that back.

On the other side of that sword, I am not that bad. I feel like ass that it hasnt happened. If thats' my kid, every day that I havent done anything adds up to another day I was a deadbeat. I know she needs help right now, and instead of buying all the lastest games, and other shit, I could be helping out. If her living situation is bad, I have the room for them here. Also, I stand to miss out on my kids first Christmas, which is something I think you'd want pics/memories of. But due to my stubborness, if I dont yet know, I still wouldnt do anything, as I havent so far. I already believe guys that take care of a womans kids(not belonging to him) are idiots. If I did anything, and it wasnt my kid, I'd fucking sue. Nobody else's kid gets shit for free. I dont make money to throw away.

My stance, I still think is justifiable, considering. There's still a huge chance its not mine - I dont rmemeber when I last fucked her, she wasnt my girlfriend, and my family usually makes boys. I also dont remember exactly what it looks like. I did think it was possibly mine last time I saw it, but I might not think that next time.

But I admit, had I done what I should have, I'd know by now, and this wouldnt even be an issue now. But, it has turned from some shit in the back of my mind, to something I cant stop thinking about. All my fault.

[Havoc]

You're a fucking dick.

You really are trash. If you don't trust her, get the damn test. Of course she won't come over and talk, because you're a fucking dick that is just trying to fuck her, and make insanely inconsiderate comments while doing so.

I really hope this is a joke post. If it's not, I hope you get hit by a car.

[DJ Ether]

Son, get the test. It will put your mind at ease big time. Handle it like a man cause right now your handleling shit like a bitch.

[CAIMERMAN]

Hi, everyone. Since last time, I've been working on my confidence problem, and I've made some ground. I've talked to three young women (one online, and two in person). The online woman (a plus size Black American woman) and I have been talking for a month or so, and we're planning to meet each other face to face before year's end. The second woman (A well shaped Black American woman) I approached in the parking lot of my local game store was nice, but she was a lesbian and turned me down in a nice day. Her girlfriend in the car didn't appreciate me taking up time with her and asked me what the hell was wrong with me. The third young woman was a cute Spanish girl with slight acne who worked at my local chick-fil-a. She was talking to me about how her dream was to be a model, and I told her she had the look. She smiled, and from there, she gave me my food. Sadly, I didn't get a chance to get her number.

Plus, on my home, there was a girl checking me out from inside the Starbucks. Our eyes met and even five seconds after our eyes met, she kept looking until I walked onward. Today proved what you guys have been trying to drive into my skull since day one: I don't have to be alone. Thank you, SRK.

[coco_j]

Hey guys,

I really need some help! I am so bad with women but finally some good luck has come my way. Last hooked up with this girl I knew. I knew her as she used to work at the place I got my dreadlocks cleaned up. Anyway, we exchange numbers and she tells me to contact her today ( which I haven't done yet ). I was a bit drunk but she seemed sober.

Main thing is my game really seems to fall apart at this stage. On top of this she is 26 and I am 21. I just need ideas with what I should say to her to keep this going.

Thanks for any help guys!

[thurst]

I tell her to come over, but she wont, because she thinks I'm only after the ass, and yet, I cant ever find her, so that keeps things at a standstill. My actions give her good reason to assume this, even though thats not the case. So, I admit to the bad.

how isn't that the case exactly? from everything you've posted you don't give a shit about her and just wanna smash...without a condom on at that.

My stance, I still think is justifiable, considering. There's still a huge chance its not mine - I dont rmemeber when I last fucked her, she wasnt my girlfriend, and my family usually makes boys. I also dont remember exactly what it looks like. I did think it was possibly mine last time I saw it, but I might not think that next time.

But I admit, had I done what I should have, I'd know by now, and this wouldnt even be an issue now. But, it has turned from some shit in the back of my mind, to something I cant stop thinking about. All my fault.

pretty much it is all your fault just as you said, and you definite are "that bad". you def know it's your kid which is why this shit bothers you, no sane man would hang around some bitch that was literally trying to force some kid on him if he had reasonable reason to believe she was completely full of shit.

[shortpitched713]

Coworkers are a no-go right? I mean aside from it being real awkward approaching them and shit about a date, it would also probably fuck things up and shit at work if things go sour.

Anyways, chick at work is real cute, but thats probably magnified by the boredom goggles you get at work. Dunno if I should have a go or not. Any opinions guys?

[pherai]

I'm trying to be more romantic. I noticed that's a big problem I have... sometimes I treat my GF like a sister and stop being romantic all together. Romance should never stop. It should be everyday and not monotone.

You should act in a way thats natural.

Don't go after chicks at work. No exceptions. No debate.

[Reveal]

Yeah, stay away form chicks at work.
It's a mistake I make every damn time, and regret every damn time.

[JustB]

So... what's it mean when a guy asks you to go on a date one day and you don't hear from them for over a week? :/

[Ryusuke]

They're not interested. If I asked Rosario Dawson out on a date, I would not forget it. Period.

[JustB]

That's fine, I guess. But why pursue me in the first place? (it wasn't just someone I just met, I've known this person for a while)

[Ill E]

^
Did you holla back? If you didn't respond, he can only assume that You are not interested...he probably doesn't want to chase...

You should act in a way thats natural.
.

Co sign. Just be yourself. I'm sure your girl doesn't expect you to be so romantic..leave that to her.

[JustB]

Well, I said yes and they said that they'd set up a time and place, but nothing since then :/

[Ryusuke]

Why do girls give you their number if they wont answer? Dont bother with it anymore, just remember: You can always do better.

[Koop]

You're a fucking dick.

You really are trash. If you don't trust her, get the damn test. Of course she won't come over and talk, because you're a fucking dick that is just trying to fuck her, and make insanely inconsiderate comments while doing so.

I really hope this is a joke post. If it's not, I hope you get hit by a car.


need a hug hav?? i mean damn... in order to activate the hug u have to put in an insane snk style activation sequence

:hcb::qcb::dp::2k::u::qcb::3p: = hug

[FaceMeAndBeBroken]

You're a fucking dick.

You really are trash. If you don't trust her, get the damn test. Of course she won't come over and talk, because you're a fucking dick that is just trying to fuck her, and make insanely inconsiderate comments while doing so.

I really hope this is a joke post. If it's not, I hope you get hit by a car.

Damn, son. A touchy subject? You get dissed by your daddy? I admitted doing this was bullshit. But I cant truly be blamed. Even so, she was one second away from letting me hit without a condom AGAIN. So, it worked. She was supposed to walk over, but didn't. And I'm still gonna ask why the fuck she did that.

how isn't that the case exactly? from everything you've posted you don't give a shit about her and just wanna smash...without a condom on at that.

Thats NOT the case. Her coming over would lead to the sit-down that I must have before I take the next step. The sit-down is to make sure she isnt wasting me time, as well as to scrutinize the kid. I have briefly viewed the kid, I thought it could be, when I last looked at it, but after such limited viewing, I dont remember now, my mind has skewed things(like "maybe that didn't look like that, ect"). I do remember, that it doesnt look like her. So, of course I should be able to tell right away.


pretty much it is all your fault just as you said, and you definite are "that bad". you def know it's your kid which is why this shit bothers you, no sane man would hang around some bitch that was literally trying to force some kid on him if he had reasonable reason to believe she was completely full of shit.

I am not "that bad" it was I that went to her in the first place. She still may not have told me. Some stuff happened, and then I didnt see her for a while, so I thought she was pregnant, and I went to see her on a hunch...and boom, she recently had the kid. It was I that went there. I cant be that bad, if I went to see her on a feeling. A damn FEELING.

But, anyway I cant be blamed for being cautious. I have to protect number one here. There's still questions in my head that need to be answered. The sit-down will answer everything I need to proceed. You just cant generally trust females now.(Maybe I see too much Maury?) There's all kinds of reasons they could say a kid is yours, even if they damn well know its not. Ever since I was a kid, I said, even my wife would have to get a test, even if she was under me all day everyday. One cent for someone else's kid is too much.

I know I sound like I'm making excuses not to do it, but no, believe me. I think I want the kid to be mine. I would have had it without the usual failed relationship that usually makes a baby, and it would also keep me from having to ever be in one, when I did decide to have a kid...cause I already have one. Most importantly, girls are gonna be cooing over the baby when I have it, getting me easier access to random pussy.

But because there are any even positives, its not gonna be mine. LOL. I'm done. I cant get over myself on this kind of thing, Sorry.

[Warpticon]

Damn, son. A touchy subject? You get dissed by your daddy? I admitted doing this was bullshit. But I cant truly be blamed. Even so, she was one second away from letting me hit without a condom AGAIN. So, it worked. She was supposed to walk over, but didn't. And I'm still gonna ask why the fuck she did that.

No, you're a fucking dick AND a pussy for crying now when somebody responded to your bullshit ass self pity brigade.

[Shotokan Symphony]

lol, everyone letting themselves get trolled

On the real, I finally got over my ex... after a year and a damn half. Time to flirt like DUKE TOGO.

[DietSoap]

lol, everyone letting themselves get trolled

On the real, I finally got over my ex... after a year and a damn half. Time to flirt like DUKE TOGO. Damn, what made that finally happen?

[kingfismit]

how do you guys usually sit when you're going out to dinner with your date?

i prefer _l 90 degree angle, lol. not sure what to call it.

just curious

[Panicked]

how do you guys usually sit when you're going out to dinner with your date?

i prefer _l 90 degree angle, lol. not sure what to call it.

just curious

Adjacent?

[kingfismit]

Adjacent?
yeah, there we go.:angel::shy::wasted:

[locoghoul]

facing each other

[DietSoap]

how do you guys usually sit when you're going out to dinner with your date?

i prefer _l 90 degree angle, lol. not sure what to call it.

just curious Haha what a random question :rofl:

But yeah, entirely depends on the chair. I may lean back, or I may lean forward, or I may do what you said. Usually I'll alternate how I'm sitting, it just comes down to whats most comfortable.

Btw what made you ask this?

[Tiggy]

need a hug hav?? i mean damn... in order to activate the hug u have to put in an insane snk style activation sequence

:hcb::qcb::dp::2k::u::qcb::3p: = hug

I tried to imagine doing that on stick and my brain got fried :looney:

Well I'm about to go over my friend's house and watch a movie in about two hours. She just got home from work so I will be doing homework until then. All of SRK should be happy for me because I haven't had a date since January or something like that. lol

[Phoenix Wright]

Why do girls give you their number if they wont answer? Dont bother with it anymore, just remember: You can always do better.

Bitches do that shit. You're not the only one trying to holla. Some bitches just love the attention. Just keep it moving,

[thurst]

how do you guys usually sit when you're going out to dinner with your date?

i prefer _l 90 degree angle, lol. not sure what to call it.

just curious

it depends on how big the table is and how aware i am at the particular moment of seating, i prefer sitting in booths though, so most of the time it's across.

[tajiri]

how do you guys usually sit when you're going out to dinner with your date?

i prefer _l 90 degree angle, lol. not sure what to call it.

just curious

across is better, maintain eye contact.

also make sure you aren't in a corner, so she doesn't feel "boxed in".

imo.

also, make sure you have engaging conversation.

shit.

just watch the pick up artist.

that shit is too good.

[JustB]

how do you guys usually sit when you're going out to dinner with your date?

i prefer _l 90 degree angle, lol. not sure what to call it.

just curious

I think it depends on how comfortable you are with your date. Sitting across from someone instead of next to them can feel like a barrier has been set sometimes. If it's a booth and the first or second date, I would say across is ok. But if it's a table, 90 degree is the way to go.

[Silentness!]

how do you guys usually sit when you're going out to dinner with your date?

i prefer _l 90 degree angle, lol. not sure what to call it.

just curious

awkwardly... right next to her on the left. Since I'm left handed and she's well... right handed.

Doesn't mean it's the "RIGHT" hand though... GET IT MOTHER FUCKER? HAHAHAA :rofl:... yeah lol
_________

So like... I almost played SF4 for the first time. I was about 5 steps away from entering this arcade only to get a phone call. It was my GF saying she didn't go to work today and that she wanted to see me... FUCK! So close to playing SF4. I'll play it once eventually

[rcaido]

So... what's it mean when a guy asks you to go on a date one day and you don't hear from them for over a week? :/

Maybe the guy didn't know like our Thunder God Thor?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[JustB]

Maybe the guy didn't know like our Thunder God Thor?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Actually, they did. And have known ever since I've known them >_>

[rcaido]

Actually, they did. And have known ever since I've known them >_>

They? Them? Has this happen more then once?

Anything weird happen on the date? Did you have any feeling towards them?

[kingfismit]

Me and my gf were out to dinner and i was just telling her how i like us to sit.

[DJ Ether]

how do you guys usually sit when you're going out to dinner with your date?

i prefer _l 90 degree angle, lol. not sure what to call it.

just curious

Fuck sitting I like my girls on their knees. I just come up to them and say(in a soft low voice of course) "How would you like to meet my friend goosey goose?" as I gesture to my crotch area.

[SF_PHOCUS]

awkwardly... right next to her on the left. Since I'm left handed and she's well... right handed.

Doesn't mean it's the "RIGHT" hand though... GET IT MOTHER FUCKER? HAHAHAA :rofl:... yeah lol




Haha I do the same thing.. Cause im a lefty too!
Its funny ima pure lefty but i can do everything wif my right hand.. I guess it was from the constant verbal abuse from my basketball coach when i was younger :rofl:

[The Epidemic]

^ol you aint got any handle son :/ stop lying

[SF_PHOCUS]

^ol you aint got any handle son :/ stop lying

this is true.... But i still cant be guarded.. and i have a rocket launcher for a jumpshot!! :china:

[ElderGOD]

^ol you aint got any handle son :/ stop lying

Vouch, what happened to that EC WC match?


I need girl advice, what's a nice way of telling a girl to shut the fuck up?

[DietSoap]

Vouch, what happened to that EC WC match?


I need girl advice, what's a nice way of telling a girl to shut the fuck up? Gently slide your dick into her mouth. It works like a pacifier.

[OrangeCat]

Gently slide your dick into her mouth. It works like a pacifier.
But only if she doesn't have any teeth.

OC

[ElderGOD]

Gently slide your dick into her mouth. It works like a pacifier.

:confused:

Why would I do something like that in a restaurant?

[Panicked]

:confused:

Why would I do something like that in a restaurant?

You can say it's a big sausage pizza.

[DietSoap]

:confused:

Why would I do something like that in a restaurant? Man, you can still use your hands to eat. If your dick keeps comin out and she starts cryin again, just bring her head a lil closer.

Problem solved.

[Dark Stalkers]

What if she starts to choke?

[ElderGOD]

You can say it's a big sausage pizza.

Man, you can still use your hands to eat. If your dick keeps comin out and she starts cryin again, just bring her head a lil closer.

Problem solved.

What if she starts to choke?
Trying to get good people to talk less is not the same as... :confused:


SRK is so awesome for advice.

[Malfreds]

I got this little girl (20), partner in my job.
I don't talk too much to her, as I'm not interested, also she is pretty shy, not much but she is.
But we have a common thing: we are fans of Riahanna (please don't blame about it, that's another topic) and she is going to our town.
Since I said I wanted to go, and this girl missed the "cheap sections" (I would go to an expensive one), this girl started to get in my business, I mean, I feel her like she want me to invite her.
And I don't know if I want her to join me. She is not bad (a good 7.5 I'd say), but I don't see her as an "investement", if you know what I mean. I feel that if I go with her, all will over in "It was great!, thanks for the invitation", no laid off and with my budget in big red numbers.

I think I should let her go, it seems like a big waste time, not worth it.

[Panicked]

Trying to get good people to talk less is not the same as... :confused:


SRK is so awesome for advice.

Well, how well do you know her? If you know her pretty well, tell her to keep her voice down, or stop talking so much. Honestly, I'm certain of a nice way to tell someone to be quiet, unless they're disturbing the people around you.

[SF_PHOCUS]

I got this little girl (20), partner in my job.
I don't talk too much to her, as I'm not interested, also she is pretty shy, not much but she is.
But we have a common thing: we are fans of Riahanna (please don't blame about it, that's another topic) and she is going to our town.
Since I said I wanted to go, and this girl missed the "cheap sections" (I would go to an expensive one), this girl started to get in my business, I mean, I feel her like she want me to invite her.
And I don't know if I want her to join me. She is not bad (a good 7.5 I'd say), but I don't see her as an "investement", if you know what I mean. I feel that if I go with her, all will over in "It was great!, thanks for the invitation", no laid off and with my budget in big red numbers.

I think I should let her go, it seems like a big waste time, not worth it.

Well I say u go for it!!!
Yall talked at work so its not like you dont know each other... go to the concert have a good time then invite her back to your place or get back to her place and go from there..... while ur at the concert wif her ur setting up goin to yours or her place afterwards.... whats the harm in that??

Yeh she works at the job so?? lol that doesnt mean shitttt i dont care what anyone tells you:china:

[DietSoap]

Trying to get good people to talk less is not the same as... :confused:


SRK is so awesome for advice. :rofl:

But seriously, it entirely depends on the situation, we can't give you our best answer without you explaining the situation at all.

[Ryusuke]

I got this little girl (20), partner in my job.
I don't talk too much to her, as I'm not interested, also she is pretty shy, not much but she is.
But we have a common thing: we are fans of Riahanna (please don't blame about it, that's another topic) and she is going to our town.
Since I said I wanted to go, and this girl missed the "cheap sections" (I would go to an expensive one), this girl started to get in my business, I mean, I feel her like she want me to invite her.
And I don't know if I want her to join me. She is not bad (a good 7.5 I'd say), but I don't see her as an "investement", if you know what I mean. I feel that if I go with her, all will over in "It was great!, thanks for the invitation", no laid off and with my budget in big red numbers.

I think I should let her go, it seems like a big waste time, not worth it.


I agree, it does sound like this bitch is using you to get what she wants. If you dont feel like it will work out, then you shouldnt do it. Props to you for seeing it in advance. Plus, you should never date anyone you work with.

ElderGod, maybe you should emulate your hero and give the girl a bahtista bomb. LOL:rofl:


Seriously, try injected your opinion into the conversation and speaking for a min. If she dont let you do that, then forget about taking her seriously

[ElderGOD]

ElderGod, maybe you should emulate your hero and give the girl a bahtista bomb. LOL:rofl:


It would be sacrilege to botch a Batista bomb without a massive ROPE SHAKE :mad:

There were no ropes :sad:


Seriously, try injected your opinion into the conversation and speaking for a min. If she dont let you do that, then forget about taking her seriously
I can talk, but sometimes I want less talk, regardless of subject. Guess I'm getting old.


Seriously though SRK, unless your user name is either Magnetix or Million, you shouldn't be talking about putting your dick into someone's mouth to shut them up in public.

[narc]

I got this little girl (20), partner in my job.
I don't talk too much to her, as I'm not interested, also she is pretty shy, not much but she is.
But we have a common thing: we are fans of Riahanna (please don't blame about it, that's another topic) and she is going to our town.
Since I said I wanted to go, and this girl missed the "cheap sections" (I would go to an expensive one), this girl started to get in my business, I mean, I feel her like she want me to invite her.
And I don't know if I want her to join me. She is not bad (a good 7.5 I'd say), but I don't see her as an "investement", if you know what I mean. I feel that if I go with her, all will over in "It was great!, thanks for the invitation", no laid off and with my budget in big red numbers.

I think I should let her go, it seems like a big waste time, not worth it.

If you want a sure thing, stop wasting the money on concert tickets, instead buy a prostitute that looks even semi-close to her. Most likely a lot cheaper, less trouble, and more satisfying.

If you're not up to Ronald Millering this girl (Can't Buy Me Love 80's reference), don't.

[SF_PHOCUS]

It would be sacrilege to botch a Batista bomb without a massive ROPE SHAKE :mad:

There were no ropes :sad:



I can talk, but sometimes I want less talk, regardless of subject. Guess I'm getting old.


Seriously though SRK, unless your user name is either Magnetix or Million, you shouldn't be talking about putting your dick into someone's mouth to shut them up in public.

Lol if u want less talk just get straight to the point lol!

U still play marv3l?:looney:

[ElderGOD]

Lol if u want less talk just get straight to the point lol!

U still play marv3l?:looney:

Yea, I played in May I think, does that count? Or whenever we had that money match, that was last time I played. I killed ChaosNightWolf's money on Big Macs for the entire month IIRC. You know how Marvel is, you can never retire. Ima be playing like 7 random days a year for life.

lol just posting in between doing physics labs and other random shit to keep my sanity. I'll come through for Marvel for winter break or maybe like right before/after Thanksgiving or something.


Girls have problems getting to the point and some have infinite points to get across :rofl:

[SF_PHOCUS]

Yea, I played in May I think, does that count? Or whenever we had that money match, that was last time I played. I killed ChaosNightWolf's money on Big Macs for the entire month IIRC. You know how Marvel is, you can never retire. Ima be playing like 7 random days a year for life.

lol just posting in between doing physics labs and other random shit to keep my sanity. I'll come through for Marvel for winter break or maybe like right before/after Thanksgiving or something.


Girls have problems getting to the point and some have infinite points to get across :rofl:

lol true!
Im in a point in my life now where its like i dont give a dam anymore! I dont have time for games and if shes givin me some sort of a hard time i wont even bother...
And LOL at the girls who get tattoos of their BF's name JUSTTTT to end up cheat on them...:rofl:

[ElderGOD]

lol true!
Im in a point in my life now where its like i dont give a dam anymore! I dont have time for games and if shes givin me some sort of a hard time i wont even bother...
And LOL at the girls who get tattoos of their BF's name JUSTTTT to end up cheat on them...:rofl:

Yea, I guess I don't got time for girls at the moment (no homo). Fuck tattoos, I don't like large tattoos.

I should finish my student loans first then relax.

My exam ends like around 6 tomorrow so after I eat and stuff I'm giving myself time off and going to CF to empty out my head. By the time I get there it will probably be like 8 already. Hopefully I can get some training mod practice.

Want to make side bets on how much I remember?

Will I be able to do magic combo?
Will I be able to do hyper grav super?
Will I be able to rom?
Will it be packed and some random is just going to play me and run away and spam commando all day?

The excitement of not knowing!

Damn, can't... quit... Marvel... ever...

[hanz0]

ok bros, i have a bit of a problem and confusion right now.

I have just been told by current girlfriend that she is 6 weeks pregnant:woot:
best news ever:woot:


now comes today some person from a past relationship contacts me and tells me shes 5 months pregnant and that its mine :confused: (she left me cause she was with another dude)

now that ruined somehow my day....

what do you guys think???:looney:

[ElderGOD]

Maury Maury Maury :rofl:

Seriously though, tell her proof or it never happened.

[pherai]

Try the hail mary on that broad...

In the world of sex, it's abortion. You should play well, use condoms. Make sure she is on birth control. Remember, it only takes once to get pregnant. That is a well played game: the one where nobody gets knocked up. However, if she does, you go for the Hail Mary: your last-ditch effort to not be locked into 18+ years of child support payments. Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

One approach is to build up her confidence in your loyalty.

"Honey, it's great that your pregnant. You know that I love you so much and that you're the only person I want to spend the rest of my life with. But we are not ready to have a child. When we are ready, we will be living in a better place, I will be making more money, and we will be able to afford the best medical care for having a baby. Our child will get the very best. I want to be with you always. I want our child to be born in a loving and stable family. This will not happen if we start struggling to support a baby."

If you approach her aggressively then she will reply in kind. She will feel as if she's back up in a corner and may have the kid to spit you. Or force you to be with her.

If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mc muffin and dump her. That simple. Why? She obviously wasn't on birth control or if she was she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding her part of the bargain that she agreed to.

Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use.

Failing that, paternity test.

[thurst]

on topic, what's a good way to approach your girl about the pill?

[The Epidemic]

^"yo...get on the pill"

[Adam Warlock]

on topic, what's a good way to approach your girl about the pill?

You don't approach. You give her a bon-bon with that shit hidden in it.

[SF_PHOCUS]

on topic, what's a good way to approach your girl about the pill?

talk to her about it
i remember it used to make my ex sickkkk so that was out lol

[narc]

on topic, what's a good way to approach your girl about the pill?

Sit her down for a movie night, pop in the Ghostbusters 2 DVD, at the point where the Ghostbusters are inside the statue of liberty shooting the positive charged goo, mention to her, "boy, that looks like fun, why don't we get some control over birth so I can do this and make you walk like an Egyptian to work?"

Boom, I just got you stucco'ing the inside of your lady. Well the Ghostbusters and I.

[DJ Ether]

on topic, what's a good way to approach your girl about the pill?

Kick a baby.

[Ill E]

You don't approach. You give her a bon-bon with that shit hidden in it.

lmao..Bon-Bon..:rofl:

[Rodimus]

on topic, what's a good way to approach your girl about the pill?

Im a pro at it. Do a lil research yourself on different pills/birth control. Then sit your chick down and ask her how she feels about the pill/birth control.

Once you hit her with the info *you* have she'll see that you really care and stepped it up as far as being safe with sex.

Plus she might actually like the fact that her period will either not exist or be regulated.

Like with my ex it was simple, We both went to the doctor got checked out. Everything was cool, then because of her medical history she went with the nuva ring. Which was cool.

But on the real talk about it pronto unless you are ready to have a kid. Because once you start playing the goin raw game shit becomes real.

[Otoko Michi]

the whole long distance question with a slight twist on it (sorry, didn't read the entire thread obviously)...my girl moved away for 6 months. she's moving back soon. i've visited her once and she has visited me once. there is a large distance currently. we were together for two years before that. it really upset me and she knows it. it was a completely selfish event. i guess it is a personal choice here, but if SRK was in my situation how would you all approach it? i'm less upset but we're both still very much in love. if she doesn't come back right when she said she was going to it is over. if she comes back and doesn't dash cancel after said shoryuken towards me immediately then it is also over.

right now...i just need some ham wallet, son.

[Malfreds]

I agree, it does sound like this bitch is using you to get what she wants. If you dont feel like it will work out, then you shouldnt do it. Props to you for seeing it in advance. Plus, you should never date anyone you work with.



I think I won't go with her, in fact I'll keep the money for another time.
I'll talk more with her more, as every day we sit together in lunch time with other three partners so the contact is there always.

The good thing is my city has lot of fun and distractions (Kanye West, Maroon 5, Rihanna all in one month is pretty good)

I'll let it go to see what happens.

And btw, for me there's no problem dating partners, as long as she is not next to you place, or in same team. (not my case)

[Ill E]

^

By 'partners', you mean she is someone who works at your company, but in a different department? Lol i'm in the same situation, this chick who works in a different department has been giving me signals for a while now, and we also eat lunch like everyday, ( i am a lot cooler with her and a few others from her department than I am with people in my department, so when I eat lunch, i usually eat with her and her department).


P.S. : Those concerts sound cool, but why don't u consider taking her somewhere other than a expensive concert, especially cuz u know she probably isn't worth it, and might be using you. If you are gonna spend money on a chick u aren't sure about, don't spend it on entertainment , or food...spend it on drinks. If I was you, I'd tell her "I'm going to a happy hour soon,you're welcome to come" ...its alot cheaper than a concert, and compared to going to a concert, the alcohol expediates things quicker, if you know what i mean...

[Silentness!]

So I broke up with my GF finally.

I think I'm done with serious relationships. I can't trust fucking women...
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I'm a hit up the club Friday night... lol

I just want to chill with women with no strings attached. I can't deal with their lies and bullshit anymore. Just have fun and call it a quit

[orochizoolander]

^Sorry to hear that silent but I think we've gotten desensitized to the drama you post:rofl: at least you know everyone on srk who has yellow fever (AKA everyone but me? lol) is hella jealous of you do your thing show them yellow women SRK DA BEST.

Anyways me n my girl fought a lot since I posted she even thought about breaking up cause she thought I didn't trust her but the bottom line is she knows he likes her, she did tell him she's involved, and expects me to trust that she's always been faithful and I do. I would prefer my gf not be friends with a guy who likes her as more then a friend but that's just something I have to be cool with because I do trust her and things aren't perfect between us but we resolved the problem so our relationship is much better then it was 2 weeks ago. One of the rules I anchored myself into not compromising over was that I'd never be with a girl who thought it was okay to have male friends that like her as more then a friend (not because I think it would lead to cheating but because I think it's inherently wrong)...and here I am compromising on something I never ever in a million years thought I would lol.

Part of the problem of me not trusting her recently and in the past is because I used to think having a woman let alone someone as awesome as her be faithful to me when we're literally across the country from each other was too good to be true.

Anyways just out of curiosity what are yalls stances on your woman and her male friends? (don't answer AZ I know what you would say lol =P.)

[Havoc]

My girl has male friends. I don't like it because I know they want to fuck, and I know they try to fill her head with bullshit. I've never confronted her about her male friends, nor would I, because I trust her, and I wouldn't want her tripping over my female friends.

I do shit on her male friends casually, though. I like to drive home the point that these are guys who will say anything because they want to fuck. I don't bring it up all the time, but if she ever mentions anything that one of them said/did, or even just some general shit, I drive that point in.

At the end of the day though, it's her decision who she hangs out with, because it's her life. It's her decision whether she wants to get involved with one of those dudes or not, and there's nothing I can say or do to stop her. Setting rules and limits doesn't really help. You just come across like a dictator, and it's demonstrative of a lack of trust. If you need rules in your relationship, you might as well just end it.

But yeah, that's my stance on it, and she knows it. Do what you want. I'm never going to stop you. I trust that she has my interest in heart. I don't think she puts my interest over her own, but I do know that she values me enough that she wouldn't cheat on me. She may become interested in another guy at some point... who knows? But.. who am I to keep her from doing something she wants to do? As long as she's up-front with me, that's all that matters to me.

[DJ Ether]

Anyways just out of curiosity what are yalls stances on your woman and her male friends? (don't answer AZ I know what you would say lol =P.)

My girl got two male friends. To begin with I'm not an insecure man. I dont prohibit her from talking to them. Plus, they know who I am. They know very well who I am. I dont even have to say anything. They know my name, that is more than enough to keep them in check.

[Silentness!]

lol this feels weird... I have been in a relationship for like umm 7-8 months straight?

Now I am single and I'm trying to stay that way. I really don't want to deal with any more bullshit drama + HIDDEN baggage that I keep running into lately.

#1 = If she has a kid.... FUCK NO!
#2 = If she's divorced... most likely FUCK NO!
#3 = if she's a gold digger... FUCK NO!
#4 = if she talks about her ex relationships 24/7... FUCK NO!
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Really I've had some shitty luck with meeting women lately. I don't know if I could bare trying to find another serious relationship anytime soon.

[dieheart]

Man does any relationship ever go past 5 months and actually stays good? I think I'm just gonna get a broad for only 4 months for now on. At the 5 month mark just give the usual its me not you speech and roll out. Cause something ALWAYS happens after the 5 month mark.

[Adam Warlock]

#2 = If she's divorced... most likely FUCK NO!


Find out why she's divorced first in this situation. Most recently divorced chicks aren't looking for commitment because they don't want to make the same mistake.

[The Epidemic]

Man does any relationship ever go past 5 months and actually stays good? I think I'm just gonna get a broad for only 4 months for now on. At the 5 month mark just give the usual its me not you speech and roll out. Cause something ALWAYS happens after the 5 month mark.

what are u talkin about??

[DietSoap]

Man does any relationship ever go past 5 months and actually stays good? I think I'm just gonna get a broad for only 4 months for now on. At the 5 month mark just give the usual its me not you speech and roll out. Cause something ALWAYS happens after the 5 month mark. What happened? You sayin drama has gone down multiple times on the 5th month or what?

[ElderGOD]

lol this feels weird... I have been in a relationship for like umm 7-8 months straight?

Now I am single and I'm trying to stay that way. I really don't want to deal with any more bullshit drama + HIDDEN baggage that I keep running into lately.

#1 = If she has a kid.... FUCK NO!
#2 = If she's divorced... most likely FUCK NO!
#3 = if she's a gold digger... FUCK NO!
#4 = if she talks about her ex relationships 24/7... FUCK NO!
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Really I've had some shitty luck with meeting women lately. I don't know if I could bare trying to find another serious relationship anytime soon.

Nah man, it's not your luck, most women just really suck.

Gotta keep trying.

[Zero619]

on topic, what's a good way to approach your girl about the pill?

For me I dont. My girl is already on birth control (the shot) How effective is the shot?

But on the real talk about it pronto unless you are ready to have a kid. Because once you start playing the goin raw game shit becomes real.

QFMFT! :tup: had a pregnancy scare a couple of times. That God those were false alarms! :woot:

So I broke up with my GF finally.

I think I'm done with serious relationships. I can't trust fucking women...
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Story and pics plz. :wgrin:



My girl has male friends. I don't like it because I know they want to fuck, and I know they try to fill her head with bullshit. I've never confronted her about her male friends, nor would I, because I trust her, and I wouldn't want her tripping over my female friends.

I do shit on her male friends casually, though. I like to drive home the point that these are guys who will say anything because they want to fuck. I don't bring it up all the time, but if she ever mentions anything that one of them said/did, or even just some general shit, I drive that point in.

At the end of the day though, it's her decision who she hangs out with, because it's her life. It's her decision whether she wants to get involved with one of those dudes or not, and there's nothing I can say or do to stop her. Setting rules and limits doesn't really help. You just come across like a dictator, and it's demonstrative of a lack of trust. If you need rules in your relationship, you might as well just end it.

But yeah, that's my stance on it, and she knows it. Do what you want. I'm never going to stop you. I trust that she has my interest in heart. I don't think she puts my interest over her own, but I do know that she values me enough that she wouldn't cheat on me. She may become interested in another guy at some point... who knows? But.. who am I to keep her from doing something she wants to do? As long as she's up-front with me, that's all that matters to me.

Word. I seriously need to follow your advice. :tup:

My girl got two male friends. To begin with I'm not an insecure man. I dont prohibit her from talking to them. Plus, they know who I am. They know very well who I am. I dont even have to say anything. They know my name, that is more than enough to keep them in check.

They know you got that "Heat" or the "connections" should they try anything funny right? :badboy:

Man does any relationship ever go past 5 months and actually stays good? I think I'm just gonna get a broad for only 4 months for now on. At the 5 month mark just give the usual its me not you speech and roll out. Cause something ALWAYS happens after the 5 month mark.

Somehow I agreee with this! lol.

Anyway I allow my girl to have male friends,which was a struggle cause I'm a bit insecure :sweat: but I've nerf my insecurities alot. Yeah she can have male friends, but ONLY on some "Hi and Bye" shit. NOTHING MORE! :mad: :mad:

No going to the movies alone with him, no going to his crib alone, no of that shit.

STORYTIME!!!
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This past summer my gf worked in the P.A.L. summer daycamp. One of her co-workers was single and other P.A.L. workers was trying to hook my girl up with him! :mad: She told everybody that she was taken by me and really loved me. :lovin: But she became friends with him. They eventually swapped numbers (didnt like that shit). She show him a pic of me, that bitch ass said I was ugly (hating ass nigga :rolleyes:).

Around the end of the summer. She wanted to invite him over for Survivor Series (dont worry I would be there +and a whole bunch of kids+ her moms= AINT SHIT HAPPENING :woot:) He said that he didnt want to come because "he didnt want to see my ugly face." (fuck you scrub ass nikka) When my girl told me what he said, for some strange reason, what he said= he liked my girl and wouldnt be able to stand seeing me with her. :rolleyes:


Turns out I was right,:mad: early September, the nigga told my girl he had a crush on her. She told him that she in a commited relationship with me, loved me and turned his ass down!

They barely spoke since! :woot: :lol::lol:

I'd admit I was insecure (and still am in a way) but not I sit back and think despite my flaws I've done so many good stuff for my girl and have been a GREAT BF to her that she would have to be a Grade A idiot to leave/cheat on me with another guy. That's how Im able to trust my girl.


... I've actually told her this to her face....

[Warpticon]

I'm honestly a little bit scared of relationships now because it's been so fucking long. :lol: It'd be a major, major paradigm shift for me.

[Silentness!]

I'm honestly a little bit scared of relationships now because it's been so fucking long. :lol: It'd be a major, major paradigm shift for me.

I just hate starting all over again. It's exciting and new, but I got to go through the same shit again over and over.

[dieheart]

What happened? You sayin drama has gone down multiple times on the 5th month or what?

Im sayin usually after that point almost always something happens that fucks up the so far good relationship. Weither it be x boy friend wanting to be friends, or just something fucked up.

After that point either the relationship will end, or it will take a turn for the worst, and force you to deal with fucked up shit as you continue.

[Silentness!]

Im sayin usually after that point almost always something happens that fucks up the so far good relationship. Weither it be x boy friend wanting to be friends, or just something fucked up.

After that point either the relationship will end, or it will take a turn for the worst, and force you to deal with fucked up shit as you continue.

also by that point all the "excitement' dries out.

[The Epidemic]

Im sayin usually after that point almost always something happens that fucks up the so far good relationship. Weither it be x boy friend wanting to be friends, or just something fucked up.

After that point either the relationship will end, or it will take a turn for the worst, and force you to deal with fucked up shit as you continue.

ummm how old are you? Well, that doesnt really matter...how old are the broads you messing with?

[dieheart]

ummm how old are you? Well, that doesnt really matter...how old are the broads you messing with?

19 - 25 I expect this from the 19, and even 20 year old broads, but after that I dunno. I keep ending up with shit. I'm not complaining or anything, its just getting fucking old. I need to find more chicks that just want to bang for fun.

I'm 24 btw.

[Warpticon]

It'll be exciting and new, but I'm not used to being accountable to anybody for anything aside for, like, showing up to shows on time or paying the bills in the house and whatnot. Having to work girlfriend time into the schedule is going to be something else. It's funny how I'm bachelor to death and have been wanting a girl, but suddenly at my singleness 10 year anniversary I'm having anxiety. :lol:

[Zero619]

Question........
How do you guys feel about being in a relationship with a girl who's moms/pops don't like you?

I'm currently in that situation. During the cousre of my relationship with my current girlfried. I made some mistake (insecurities, being controling, being late for dates) I've learned from them try to be a better person. But her ma dukes (and granny dukes) stay trashing me when im not around (my girl tells me what they said) How do you guys deal with something like this? I mean, shit like that dont affect me none, and I'm not leaving my girl because her mom and grand ma are hating. I love her too much and I see myself marrying this woman.


Did you guys ever had to deal with this? What did you do? For the guys that never endure this give me your advices as well please.

[The Epidemic]

^lol my girls mom HATED me...we are cool now tho (after a looong ass time)
Really there isnt much you can do about it. Just be respectful and polite and you will win her over eventually. I mean, atleast your girls mom talks shit when your not around (all women do btw :/) my girls mom did that shit in person lol. I have to give it to her tho...she had jokes for a mom.

The worst thing you can do is confront her about or tell your girl about it. Just let it ride and be cool son.

[Malfreds]

#1 = If she has a kid.... FUCK NO!
#2 = If she's divorced... most likely FUCK NO!
#3 = if she's a gold digger... FUCK NO!
#4 = if she talks about her ex relationships 24/7... FUCK NO!
_

Give a chance to number 2. Well, only if you notice she's a worth shot, give her a chance why was the divorce. There are good girls on that group.

For the other numbers you listed, totally agree.

and hey! Starting a new relationship is great. Knowing each other, dating and all that shit is good :rolleyes:

[DJ Ether]

Question........
How do you guys feel about being in a relationship with a girl who's moms/pops don't like you?

Man, I never had a girl where the parents liked me. I dont blame them now, if I had a daughter I wouldnt want them dating me how I was in the past. The best thing to do is to continue to treat them politely and with respect. Neve drop to their level. If you really love this girl, you must take the shots and still respond with respect. Little by little they will turn around if you continue to prove that you are really a stanp up guy.

[tanabe]

Question........
How do you guys feel about being in a relationship with a girl who's moms/pops don't like you?




i dated this one girl who's mom hated me. she'd call me thinking i was trying to get my ex to move in with me or some stupid shit... saying "fuck you asshole! you dont deserve to date my daughter". apparently she got my number from her twin sister who also hated me. and it was pretty bad.

i stopped answering my phone and she'd leave pretty harsh messages like "got no balls to answer?" it got to the point where my ex had to lie about who she was going to go with so that she could hang out with me but her twin sister always ratted both of us out.

after about a month of this shit, i finally got the balls to confront her mom. setting shit straight, telling her that i meant no disrespect and only wanted my ex to be happy. it took a lot for me to say all that to her mom but it took even more effort to prove it to her. after awhile, she ended up likeing me a lot. she'd always tell me to come over and have dinner with the fam and shit.

best advice to you... try to talk shit out her parents. let them know you're serious and you mean well for both your girl and her parents.

[Silentness!]

Give a chance to number 2. Well, only if you notice she's a worth shot, give her a chance why was the divorce. There are good girls on that group.

For the other numbers you listed, totally agree.

and hey! Starting a new relationship is great. Knowing each other, dating and all that shit is good :rolleyes:

then the dirty secrets come out a month later. lol


Yeah I agree that you can give a divorce a chance under certain circumstances, but shit... that's still a red flag if you are trying to find a serious relationship.

Now if we're just talking for funsies hell they're really are no red flags. Just get your piece and get the fuck out!
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I'm kind of hesitant as to whether I want to go to the club Friday night. Fuggin 2 hour commute and I just got out of a relationship so still kind of in defense mode, but I love hooking up with chicks for fun. (Addiction?)

[kazamamaster]

Question........
How do you guys feel about being in a relationship with a girl who's moms/pops don't like you?

I'm currently in that situation. During the cousre of my relationship with my current girlfried. I made some mistake (insecurities, being controling, being late for dates) I've learned from them try to be a better person. But her ma dukes (and granny dukes) stay trashing me when im not around (my girl tells me what they said) How do you guys deal with something like this? I mean, shit like that dont affect me none, and I'm not leaving my girl because her mom and grand ma are hating. I love her too much and I see myself marrying this woman.


Did you guys ever had to deal with this? What did you do? For the guys that never endure this give me your advices as well please.


I posted over in the crazy story thread about something similar to this. My wife's parents for the longest couldn't stand me when I was dating their daughter. To the point to where when I tried to be respectful about approaching them about marrying my girl, they told me to my face I wasn't the one. Well, it's hard, and you might even see things get better before they get worse. My advice to you, if she's not THE ONE, go away lol. There's too many fish in the sea to deal with crazy parents. But, if she's the one, tough it out..

[Havoc]

Most of you guys running into crazy issues and shit one month... five months into a relationship just aren't paying close enough attention at the beginning.

You guys are like John McCain... You see a pretty bitch, ignore all the signs that say you shouldn't deal with her... then bitch and complain when the shit turns sour. All the negatives are right there, if you bother to look for them. Most of the times you don't even have to look, you just have to *not* turn a complete blind eye to what's right in front of you.

It's really not that hard.

Obviously, there are some crazy bitches that are sly, and they're good at hiding their ugly truths, but most of them aren't that damn slick. You guys just aren't paying attention to the things you don't want to know.

[epsilon_]

^ I needed to read that. Thanks.

[thurst]

Anyways just out of curiosity what are yalls stances on your woman and her male friends? (don't answer AZ I know what you would say lol =P.)

my girl's an ee major so almost all of her friends at school are guys. i think most of them are lames/dirtbags and generally don't like talking to or about them. if she tries to bring them up in a negative way in conversation i usually hit her with "thats what you get for having dirtbags as friends" or something similar. i don't really mind them per se bcuz i really do feel that they're shitty characters for the most part and if she ever actually did cheat on me with one of them i'd be more disgusted than anything else.

[DietSoap]

Most of you guys running into crazy issues and shit one month... five months into a relationship just aren't paying close enough attention at the beginning.

You guys are like John McCain... You see a pretty bitch, ignore all the signs that say you shouldn't deal with her... then bitch and complain when the shit turns sour. All the negatives are right there, if you bother to look for them. Most of the times you don't even have to look, you just have to *not* turn a complete blind eye to what's right in front of you.

It's really not that hard.

Obviously, there are some crazy bitches that are sly, and they're good at hiding their ugly truths, but most of them aren't that damn slick. You guys just aren't paying attention to the things you don't want to know. Agreed 100%. Most women don't even try that hard to hide it, because they've gone through plenty of men who dealt with it simply for the poon... If men keep dealing with it, why the fuck would they care?

[forgenjuro]

dont let blue balls happen to you!

[Ho0v-Man]

I have a situation.

Me and my lady have been discussing moving in together for the past month or two. Her roommate is moving out next month to go to dental hygienist school and my GF will be w/o a roommate. I just got an awesome new job and once it kicks in I'll make enough money to pay my bills (car payment, insurance, cell phone) w/ rent and utilities of a new place (I live w/ my parents now and all that stuff is free until I move out.)

However, my best friend's roommate is all of a sudden moving out so she can just move in there instead and I can stay w/ the folks and save some money and then move out in the spring when I finish my degree.

My logic here is that I can keep living like a broke fool and save all the extra money I'm gonna be making and have a decent down-payment on an engagement ring when I graduate. I told her last night that since circumstances have changed, I'm not moving in so I can save money. NOW she thinks that there's something wrong w/ the relationship and I'm afraid to take the next step (which I'm not).

So what do I do?

A) Stick w/ my story (which is true, I'm just not telling her about the ring), and watch her suffer.

B) Tell her why I'm saving money which ruins any surprise potential I'll have and puts a possible deadline on a proposal. (Not to mention the fact that she'll freak out every time I kneel down to tie my shoes).

Help me SRK? You're my only hope.:sad:

[thurst]

pretend that you're saving up for something else that's really important, like a place of your own or a new car.

[ADVIII]

I have a question as well. Recently I just called this lady that i've seen a year when i stopped working at the mall. She's a hot vietnamese chick :hitit:that owns a nail shop. I just asked her would she have sex with me.Then she told me that i was asking the wrong person:sad:. Then she told me never to ask her that question again:wasted:. A friend told to wait a week til or two to call her and tell her that am sorry. Before i asked her the lady gave me her number.I assumed that she liked me. I just got tired of beating around the bush. You thank i should just play it off and apologize to her.Is it really worth it? my friend told me that when i asked her that question she was thinking with her heart that time.not her mind. So what do you guys think I should do?

[Tiggy]

I have a question as well. Recently I just called this lady that i've seen a year when i stopped working at the mall. She's a hot vietnamese chick :hitit:that owns a nail shop. I just asked her would she have sex with me.Then she told me that i was asking the wrong person:sad:. Then she told me never to ask her that question again:wasted:. A friend told to wait a week til or two to call her and tell her that am sorry. Before i asked her the lady gave me her number.I assumed that she liked me. I just got tired of beating around the bush. You thank i should just play it off and apologize to her.Is it really worth it? my friend told me that when i asked her that question she was thinking with her heart that time.not her mind. So what do you guys think I should do?

You get points from me for being so direct. I'd NEVER have the balls to ask a lady that. I personally think you should apologize to her. Beyond that though I'm not even sure to tell the truth.

[Stuckey]

I have a question as well. Recently I just called this lady that i've seen a year when i stopped working at the mall. She's a hot vietnamese chick :hitit:that owns a nail shop. I just asked her would she have sex with me.Then she told me that i was asking the wrong person:sad:. Then she told me never to ask her that question again:wasted:. A friend told to wait a week til or two to call her and tell her that am sorry. Before i asked her the lady gave me her number.I assumed that she liked me. I just got tired of beating around the bush. You thank i should just play it off and apologize to her.Is it really worth it? my friend told me that when i asked her that question she was thinking with her heart that time.not her mind. So what do you guys think I should do?

:lol: You just went for what you wanted man. If she ain't with that, what else is there? Or are you saying you want a relationship with her? If you do, you should make amends and get things sorted out. If all you wanted was sex from jump, i'm guessing you'll have to find it elsewhere. No apology necessary if that's the case. Hell, you were being genuine, she should apologize for not giving you any twat :rofl:

But nah, seriously. If she found it offensive, an apology is the right thing to do. Props for the direct approach though.

[DietSoap]

Agreed, you definitely have balls to do that, so big props on that. That said, why exactly you should you be sorry? You have nothing to apologize for, you were brave and did your thing. The fact that she specifically told you to never ask again seems like some pompous bullshit to me.

Basically, I just wouldn't waste my time.

Furthermore, think of it this way... If a girl was direct with you, and you told her you just weren't feelin it, would you really be a big enough dick to say "Never ask me that again" and also expect an apology? Shit just doesn't make any sense.

[ADVIII]

appreciate it guys.She already has two kids.So thats why I took the direct approach.I gave it some thought and it really doesn't seem worth.again thanks for your guys input.

[mags]

confirm / deny: girls like silly boxers

[Havoc]

confirm/deny: All girls like the same things

[DietSoap]

confirm / deny: girls like silly boxers

confirm/deny: All girls like the same things Yes and yes

[narc]

Girls don't give a shit about anything if they actually like you. You could freeball and when asked what brand of underwear you wear your reply be, "Levi". I can't see their opinion having any bearing on anything useful. I'll just take it as a throw away kind of non-serious question.

It's all subjective, and kind of a worthless question. At least in the grand scheme of things.

One thing I would like to add to the thread--and be honest--is do you think people here when asking for opinions/advice, whom have deep feelings for a girl, actually take the advice?

It's been my experience that no matter how much help you provide, and I'm not talking shit advice. I'm talking commonsense, objectively correct, duh!, kind of advice, that the person who is either in a relationship with who they "love" or are trying to get into one with whom they "love", they end up ignoring the advice?

I have my own opinion, but I'm just curious as to how many of you follow the advice you agree with here? Or does it end up falling on deaf ears? I've agreed with people about romantic advice before, but in the end, the desire over-weighed the rational advice, that for the most part, I knew to be correct. Which I actually know why, but, even that didn't stop me.

[Shungokustasu]

Is this where I can ask for a good sexy model/superstar wallpaper? Anyone have suggestions?

[DietSoap]

Girls don't give a shit about anything if they actually like you. You could freeball and when asked what brand of underwear you wear your reply be, "Levi". I can't see their opinion having any bearing on anything useful. I'll just take it as a throw away kind of non-serious question.

It's all subjective, and kind of a worthless question. At least in the grand scheme of things.

One thing I would like to add to the thread--and be honest--is do you think people here when asking for opinions/advice, whom have deep feelings for a girl, actually take the advice?

It's been my experience that no matter how much help you provide, and I'm not talking shit advice. I'm talking commonsense, objectively correct, duh!, kind of advice, that the person who is either in a relationship with who they "love" or are trying to get into one with whom they "love", they end up ignoring the advice?

I have my own opinion, but I'm just curious as to how many of you follow the advice you agree with here? Or does it end up falling on deaf ears? I've agreed with people about romantic advice before, but in the end, the desire over-weighed the rational advice, that for the most part, I knew to be correct. Which I actually know why, but, even that didn't stop me. To answer your question, no, I don't think the majority of people asking for advice actually take it. That said, I did end up taking the advice that I was formerly against when I asked a question in here.

[Koop]

@narc: Most people don't listen, the ones that are serious pm someone I have noticed. Majority of advice that you see in this thread, again, I say take and mold it to what YOU feel. You could never be the next man, nor be like the next man, but I would hope you would use your rationale to make the overall decision. I say that cause every chick is different and each one of us is dealing from a different one (black, white, asian, latino...etc.) so your going to get a different situation and different reaction. Everyone has experienced something from dating to relationships to some who are married. So you can get a taste of each level and someone who has experienced a situation that may have occured. So finally people will answer your questions.... but I will not allow them to hold your hand. It ultimately comes down to you to do whatever you have to do in your situation.

[ElderGOD]

Girls don't give a shit about anything if they actually like you. You could freeball and when asked what brand of underwear you wear your reply be, "Levi". I can't see their opinion having any bearing on anything useful. I'll just take it as a throw away kind of non-serious question.

It's all subjective, and kind of a worthless question. At least in the grand scheme of things.

One thing I would like to add to the thread--and be honest--is do you think people here when asking for opinions/advice, whom have deep feelings for a girl, actually take the advice?

It's been my experience that no matter how much help you provide, and I'm not talking shit advice. I'm talking commonsense, objectively correct, duh!, kind of advice, that the person who is either in a relationship with who they "love" or are trying to get into one with whom they "love", they end up ignoring the advice?

I have my own opinion, but I'm just curious as to how many of you follow the advice you agree with here? Or does it end up falling on deaf ears? I've agreed with people about romantic advice before, but in the end, the desire over-weighed the rational advice, that for the most part, I knew to be correct. Which I actually know why, but, even that didn't stop me.

Not all girls are the same and not all guys are the same, meaning some girls care (while from my experience girls aren't exactly that smart) and some guys take/use advice (process data and make a logical choice to use the advice or not and yes sometimes the chick is so hot that some guys think with their penis before they think with their brain).

[Naslectronical]

I have my own opinion, but I'm just curious as to how many of you follow the advice you agree with here? Or does it end up falling on deaf ears? I've agreed with people about romantic advice before, but in the end, the desire over-weighed the rational advice, that for the most part, I knew to be correct. Which I actually know why, but, even that didn't stop me.

Bits and pieces are helpful depending the situation, but overall, no.

I guess it's because I just don't like the idea of trying to sell myself to a woman. I feel that either a chick likes you or she doesn't like you, and if she doesn't, there's really nothing you can say or do to change it.

[orochizoolander]

To answer your question narc yes, because as educated as I am on women n dating and the whole topic I'm still young and open to the thoughts of others. For example havoc's post in response to the question I asked was something I agree with 100% and really helped put things into perspective for me and now I don't feel uncomfortable ans uneasy the way I did 2 weeks ago about my girl so I thank him for that.

Nas summed it up perfectly couldn't have said it better. I don't know if I posted it before but as much as I have to say on the topic of women I'll keep it brief just by saying women know men are more desperate for pussy then they are for dick so they use that to control the entire world. Why would a female waste time dealing with a man who expects equal n fair treatment from a man when there are a million other guys out there willing to bend over backwards and jump through hoops of fire just to get in her pants? and the fact that that is so true messes it up for the guys who aren't as willing to make the first move and etc.

Sorry for the rant lol.

[Azrael]

A) Stick w/ my story (which is true, I'm just not telling her about the ring), and watch her suffer.

B) Tell her why I'm saving money which ruins any surprise potential I'll have and puts a possible deadline on a proposal. (Not to mention the fact that she'll freak out every time I kneel down to tie my shoes).

Help me SRK? You're my only hope.:sad:
I have this problem often. I'm trying to do something for her and her anger/suspicion at my unexplained behavior often ruins it. I get annoyed and end up telling her what I was planning for, which makes her more upset that I told.

I'd say stick to your story, don't tell her about the ring, but tell her you are saving up for something else. She may pout, but it'll ultimately be better than ruining the surprise.

[Warpticon]

Wait wait; the Para Para "controller" means the 5 floor sensors???

Did I miss something?

[Naslectronical]

Nas summed it up perfectly couldn't have said it better. I don't know if I posted it before but as much as I have to say on the topic of women I'll keep it brief just by saying women know men are more desperate for pussy then they are for dick so they use that to control the entire world. Why would a female waste time dealing with a man who expects equal n fair treatment from a man when there are a million other guys out there willing to bend over backwards and jump through hoops of fire just to get in her pants? and the fact that that is so true messes it up for the guys who aren't as willing to make the first move and etc.

Sorry for the rant lol.

I don't know about all that. I'd say that women want and enjoy sex just as badly as men do, it's just that the media and social conditioning has everyone thinking otherwise.

There are plenty of women out there who will indeed make the first move. Some will do it in rather subtle ways while others will go all out and basically throw their pussies at you.

Every woman I've ever been with has made the first move.

[narc]

My real point is, don't we all know the truth deep down? Doesn't everyone asking these questions know that their girl is either cheating, doesn't like you, doesn't want to start a relationship?

I feel like one of the reasons we as people ask for advice, is to hopefully hear someone tell us what we want to hear. Like, maybe, just maybe, she means it like this, etc.

Just something I was thinking about. I noticed I tend to do what I want due to the "will to life". Unconsciously--and consciously actually-- I want that pussy, so I would try and fix it, knowing it wont work, but the urge to fix it was too great. I really liked the girl this happened with, it wasn't all pussy, but if it was a guy, his ass would have been out the door second 2 any shit started happening.

I'd like to be a little more heartless to be honest. "Love" erases rationale & logic.

[orochizoolander]

I don't know about all that. I'd say that women want and enjoy sex just as badly as men do, it's just that the media and social conditioning has everyone thinking otherwise.

There are plenty of women out there who will indeed make the first move. Some will do it in rather subtle ways while others will go all out and basically throw their pussies at you.

Every woman I've ever been with has made the first move.

Never did I say or imply that all women are like that because I haven't met every woman on the planet nor is that even possible. However from my experience, everyone else's experience, and general knowledge the ratio of women who expect the man to make the first move to woman who don't mind making the first move is super super skewed.

[Naslectronical]

Never did I say or imply that all women are like that because I haven't met every woman on the planet nor is that even possible. However from my experience, everyone else's experience, and general knowledge the ratio of women who expect the man to make the first move to woman who don't mind making the first move is super super skewed.

That's anecdotal evidence at best.

There simply is no way of determining such a thing with any certainty.

[orochizoolander]

I agree 100% but with limited ability to do any kind of litmus test you go with the evidence you can gather for yourself. You seem to be the only person in the history of the universe that will not concede the fact that there are more women who won't make the first move then men. Go to any club, bar, lounge, concert, boxscocial, shindig, kegger, mixer, whatever social scene in ny and you'll see it's the women who get hit on more then the men.

[SRKev]

-The majority of women expect men to make the first move.
-The majority of women expect you to buy their dinner on a date.
-The majority of women expect you to take care of them.
-The majority of women expect you to buy them a drink in a club.

These expectations were set in place by society and that's just the way things go. If you say otherwise you're either trolling or you've been living under a rock. Where in America can I go where 6/10 females don't agree with my above statements? Enlighten me and I'll book a plane ticket.:rofl:

[Silentness!]

appreciate it guys.She already has two kids.So thats why I took the direct approach.I gave it some thought and it really doesn't seem worth.again thanks for your guys input.

RED FLAG!!!!
______

Chris. This is Matt... don't do it!!!!

:rofl: I haven't talked to you since I left AUG.

[pherai]

Allright guys, I've got a situation I'd like some input on.

I dated a girl in high school for a year, and a year after we broke up, I saw her older sister at a pizza place and she gave me her number. I never gave her a call cause I started a relationship soon after that lasted 3 years. I found her myspace the other day I'm wondering how forward I should be about wanting to go out with her. What's the word guys?

[orochizoolander]

How long has it been since she gave you her number? I'm guessing it's been at least long enough for her to completely forget you and have moved on to other guys unless she was on some secret crush obsession type shit. My advice is to not get your hopes up and be casual about it. On the other hand she did like enough to give you her # even though you were with her younger sis so that means she must have had quite a bit of interest in you at that time at least so be nonchalant about it myspace as I've heard is a woman's kryptonite use it well:rofl:

[pherai]

Over 3 years, but I was with her sister for a long time, so she hasn't forgotten me. I think she wanted to just hook up, which is what I want. I've never spit any e-game, so I don't want to fuck this up. Hitting sisters is a rare opportunity. I figured it'd be something like...

"hey how are things? i remember we meant to hang out a while back but never did. id like to get together soon."

Except a bit less lame. I don't wanna beat around the bush.

[DS]

If both sisters are as far apart as possible, then you're in. If they're still close, then you might have a problem.

[Naslectronical]

I agree 100% but with limited ability to do any kind of litmus test you go with the evidence you can gather for yourself. You seem to be the only person in the history of the universe that will not concede the fact that there are more women who won't make the first move then men. Go to any club, bar, lounge, concert, boxscocial, shindig, kegger, mixer, whatever social scene in ny and you'll see it's the women who get hit on more then the men.

I'm not going to concede anything that can't actually be proven. Anecdotal evidence is anecdotal evidence no matter how you slice it.

@SRKev

What people expect to happen and what actually happens aren't always the same thing. Perhaps the reason that so many women approach me is because I refuse to approach them.

Seriously OZ, if you don't want to make the first move, then don't. The females want to get laid too, so if necessary, they will take it into their own hands and come to you.

[orochizoolander]

That's why I don't usually however as a male it's only natural to want to be the aggressor at least sometimes I'm just saying that as lucky as I am to get the female attention I do sometimes though if a man isn't willing to make the first move he isn't getting pussy:rofl:

I'm not the chivalrous type I don't hold the door or pay for a date or do any of that shit just because I'm the man I do that shit occasionally just to be nice. I'm lucky I found someone who's cool with that considering we live in a society where women are conditioned to be treated like pampered spoiled bitches who don't have to do shit and can get a man to do things for them.

Nas you know you're the only person in this thread with that opinion on women just letting you know most men don't believe that if you ignore the woman she'll come to you because that doesn't work all the time for everone. Why are there soo many guys out there all over the world willing to do crazy shit just to get a females attention but the opposite is far rarer? Remember that chick that's selling her virginity for a million or whatever it is? by your logic that would work for a man.

[ADVIII]

RED FLAG!!!!
______

Chris. This is Matt... don't do it!!!!

:rofl: I haven't talked to you since I left AUG.

I remember you.I'm starting to believe it as well.It seems like the woman that are attractive me are the one that has kids.

[Koop]

That's why I don't usually however as a male it's only natural to want to be the aggressor at least sometimes I'm just saying that as lucky as I am to get the female attention I do sometimes though if a man isn't willing to make the first move he isn't getting pussy:rofl:

I'm not the chivalrous type I don't hold the door or pay for a date or do any of that shit just because I'm the man I do that shit occasionally just to be nice. I'm lucky I found someone who's cool with that considering we live in a society where women are conditioned to be treated like pampered spoiled bitches who don't have to do shit and can get a man to do things for them.

Nas you know you're the only person in this thread with that opinion on women just letting you know most men don't believe that if you ignore the woman she'll come to you because that doesn't work all the time for everone. Why are there soo many guys out there all over the world willing to do crazy shit just to get a females attention but the opposite is far rarer? Remember that chick that's selling her virginity for a million or whatever it is? by your logic that would work for a man.

not being mean.... but nas is "special"... he.. like u said... is the only one that totally does that. so it works for him... so be it. i highly doubt anyone will totally get on that level just cause... he is that "rare" breed i guess. his understanding is something i can understand but the whole i dont do shyt they come to me... sorry i dont flow wit totally. if im in a club (rarely) i can "play" that role... if i see a chick in the grocery store...etc. i will approach an make it work. not hard for me at all. again not dissin an he has said numerous times in this thread an others he has never approached nor made move they come to him.......iiiiight cool but that doesnt work for everyone nor is that in every guys mind. so again i hear him but yet im like iiight well works for u... yet i can see his logic on somethings

just my two cent...

[thurst]

that "let the hoes come to me" shit is ok if you're fine with getting whatever comes your way but if you're about getting what you want on your own terms then you gotta put that work in yourself.

and as far as taking advice from this thread, i've generally taken the advice but when i ask a question in here it's usually just to confirm a thought that i've been having.

[onyx]

on topic, what's a good way to approach your girl about the pill?

Crush it up put it in her omelet and serve her breakfast in bed... Or, u could just do the boring thing and have a conversation about it listing the pro's and how they outweigh the cons..


Im sayin usually after that point almost always something happens that fucks up the so far good relationship. Weither it be x boy friend wanting to be friends, or just something fucked up.

After that point either the relationship will end, or it will take a turn for the worst, and force you to deal with fucked up shit as you continue.

I believe thats called "the honeymoon period"

Question........
How do you guys feel about being in a relationship with a girl who's moms/pops don't like you?


Sux, my ex's father hated me for like a good 2 years, although he did catch us have'n sex in his house one night so i couldn't hold it against him.. But one day i just sat with him and had a conversation man 2 man basically saying that i love his daughter and hope we can get along. He told me he respected me for arranging the conversation and was impressed, after that we we're cool as hell.

With my current girl, i really dont see any changing her moms views about me. Id either have to paint myself yellow or white, not gonna happen.

U just gotta tough it out n prove 2 ppl that ur not the piece of $hit they think you are.


I'd like to be a little more heartless to be honest. "Love" erases rationale & logic.
To tell you the truth, i want this as well. If you ever find a way, pm me:tup:

[Stuckey]

that "let the hoes come to me" shit is ok if you're fine with getting whatever comes your way but if you're about getting what you want on your own terms then you gotta put that work in yourself.

Yeah. With me it's a little bit of both. There have been chicks i've seen out places and considered going to speak, but they sometimes take the initiative first and come to me. If that doesn't happen though, i'm definitely not above getting the ball rolling like David Beckham.

[monbaby]

Platonic friend man!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XfEfIf7Geo

[Adam Warlock]

Remember that chick that's selling her virginity for a million or whatever it is? by your logic that would work for a man.

As long as he's young and looks decent it will. Women are just as sex hungry as dudes. old ass English women visit nigeria and fully fund niggas just to get banged out bareback.

[Warpticon]

I remember you.I'm starting to believe it as well.It seems like the woman that are attractive me are the one that has kids.

Proof that men besides you have eyes.

[Shadow Ace 50]

that "let the hoes come to me" shit is ok if you're fine with getting whatever comes your way but if you're about getting what you want on your own terms then you gotta put that work in yourself.

and as far as taking advice from this thread, i've generally taken the advice but when i ask a question in here it's usually just to confirm a thought that i've been having.

people with that mentality wont get far.."LHCTM"..pfft

me to I just skim through this thread and read whatever..

so here's a nut buster:

say its this chick at your job,and she's bad as hell(fine) and she's older I mean 8 or so years older and she wants you to shatter her pelvis and cockteases constantly...offering you the goodness whenever you two cross paths..should you smash or avoid at all cost?

here's the kicker: she has kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but would it make a difference if she didnt?)

[Koop]

people with that mentality wont get far.."LHCTM"..pfft

me to I just skim through this thread and read whatever..

so here's a nut buster:

say its this chick at your job,and she's bad as hell(fine) and she's older I mean 8 or so years older and she wants you to shatter her pelvis and cockteases constantly...offering you the goodness whenever you two cross paths..should you smash or avoid at all cost?

here's the kicker: she has kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but would it make a difference if she didnt?)


same department/floor...etc.??????? if so... no. if not.... destroy that shyt.





I know you all are like WTF koop, but I will explain in a moment.

[Warpticon]

Koop is always about to explain in a moment.

[ebonymage]

confirm / deny: girls like silly boxers


I LOVE silly boxers:lovin:

[Higher-Jin]

I just pissed off a feminazi friend of mine. I was talking to her about the history channel special on the anti christ, and how the guy playing "the anti christ" is in a business suit as he runs at the camera in slow motion or some shit. Anyway, I ended up talking about how they interviewed the Reverend Ted Haggard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard) and I may or may not have said he was a flaming homo trapped (and burning to death) in a small linen closet.

Well it turns out you can't call people "flaming homos" in this ultra-sensitive society now can you? That's not nice. Even when it's directed at a massive hypocrite who made a living as a anti-gay evangelist until he was caught doing the black cherry mambo with a male prostitute named Mike Jones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Jones_(rapper)) of all things. I explained this to her and she responded with, "I don't care, I find that term offensive no matter what." and "Just because you have sex with someone of the same sex doesn't mean you're gay."

Of course I responded by saying, "Oh I'm sorry I accidentally stepped through yet another invisible tripwire of your arbitrary, vindictive, politically correct bullshit."

Now she's not talking to me, and that's fine, but I still have the urge to ram her head full force into a sink full of battery acid.

So yeah, any advice from the all knowing women-gurus in this thread?

[monbaby]

The bitch is stupid...

Go fuck her friend...

[Koop]

Koop is always about to explain in a moment.

:rofl::rofl:


i gotta see the full detail man... i explain something then people always throw a extra detail that throws the whole answer completely off... admit it... people just give u a situation an then always throw the extra shyt that can change sumin after u explain... i personally hate that:rofl:

[Warpticon]

:rofl::rofl:


i gotta see the full detail man... i explain something then people always throw a extra detail that throws the whole answer completely off... admit it... people just give u a situation an then always throw the extra shyt that can change sumin after u explain... i personally hate that:rofl:

Absolutely. Don't ask for shit and leave important details out. I don't now why people do that.

[Shotokan Symphony]

I just pissed off a feminazi friend of mine. I was talking to her about the history channel special on the anti christ, and how the guy playing "the anti christ" is in a business suit as he runs at the camera in slow motion or some shit. Anyway, I ended up talking about how they interviewed the Reverend Ted Haggard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard) and I may or may not have said he was a flaming homo trapped (and burning to death) in a small linen closet.

Well it turns out you can't call people "flaming homos" in this ultra-sensitive society now can you? That's not nice. Even when it's directed at a massive hypocrite who made a living as a anti-gay evangelist until he was caught doing the black cherry mambo with a male prostitute named Mike Jones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Jones_(rapper)) of all things. I explained this to her and she responded with, "I don't care, I find that term offensive no matter what." and "Just because you have sex with someone of the same sex doesn't mean you're gay."

Of course I responded by saying, "Oh I'm sorry I accidentally stepped through yet another invisible tripwire of your arbitrary, vindictive, politically correct bullshit."

Now she's not talking to me, and that's fine, but I still have the urge to ram her head full force into a sink full of battery acid.

So yeah, any advice from the all knowing women-gurus in this thread?

That's a tripwire that applies to anyone, honestly. I wouldn't have agreed on your methods, but you handled your shit, more or less. What's done is done.

[orochizoolander]

As long as he's young and looks decent it will. Women are just as sex hungry as dudes. old ass English women visit nigeria and fully fund niggas just to get banged out bareback.

That's obvious my point is there's a reason he wouldn't get half as many bids as she has already.

[Ryusuke]

I dont know if its been discussed, but right now I keep running into these hot nymphos that claim they can fuck all night. There would be no problem if I could last longer than 2 hours. Any advice?

P.S. I might end up fucking a coworker tomorrow. Will keep you posted. And post pics if possible.

[narc]

I dont know if