OMg i just looted

[Sephiroth_KMFDM]

I may regret what I just did yesterday, but fuck it. My neighbors apparently bought a VAIO tower, and weren't home to pick it up. When I got home last night, they still weren't there, and the box was. I decided to see what it was, and when I saw it, I got to thinking. It was 10:30, and nooobody was around. What did I do?

...

Now I have a new computer, and I can't use it here, because my parents will WTF, especially if my neighbor tells them. I didn't really think of that. What the hell am I supposed to do now? I have a computer box hiding in the corner of the garage, and it's a liiiittle stand-out.

[N-Ken]

You're a grimy ass person and I hope your neighbors find out about it and rape you.

EDIT: Why the fuck are you asking people about the best course of action for getting away with a felony?

[Hajime Saitou]

I may regret what I just did yesterday, but fuck it. My neighbors apparently bought a VAIO tower, and weren't home to pick it up. When I got home last night, they still weren't there, and the box was. I decided to see what it was, and when I saw it, I got to thinking. It was 10:30, and nooobody was around. What did I do?

...

Now I have a new computer, and I can't use it here, because my parents will WTF, especially if my neighbor tells them. I didn't really think of that. What the hell am I supposed to do now? I have a computer box hiding in the corner of the garage, and it's a liiiittle stand-out.


If you know the nieghbor tell them you saw it out late at night and didnt' want anyone to steal it and return it to them. If you dont know them discard it asap.

[Valaris]

Your best bet is to say the mailman fucked up and delivered it to you. And then make some bullshit how you couldn''t bring it to them because you were uber busy.

But as a side note: you should probably diaf.

[Hokuto Shingo]

You're a dumbass. They only thing worse than a dumbass is a thief. So there you go...scum.

[9999]

I hope your car gets stolen tonight. Fuckin weasel.

[Rhio2k]

Good Rhio: If you can't use it, give it up saying you held onto it so nobody would swipe it. Plausible denial is the shit. Or you could just reverse-ninja that shit back onto his...porch/doorstep.

Curious: Why CAN'T you use it? How often do your parents come into your room? (please don't tell me you guys have the only pc in the house in some lame-ass common area like the living room, or some "family room".

[Tat guy]

Hope you got the lube ready for where you're going.

[Hwoarvang]

Taking stuff that isn't yours is not very nice.

Who am I kidding? I swiped a USB stick that was just sitting around in the USB port with no one on it. XD

Seriously, return that thing back.

[dirzzt360]

Scum. I hope you get busted for this.

[Alex]

This thread can and will be used as evidence.

[Valaris]

Hope you got the lube ready for where you're going.

No personal belongings are allowed. He'll have to go raw. *salutes*

[Sacr3D]

I hope you get raped in the ass for eternity.

[FurryCurry]

April fools?

[Valaris]

April fools?

I have the sudden feeling I might've gotten baited.

[SynikaL]

Okay, you're 23 years old and you live with your parents...

Nothing wrong with that.

However, the idea that your parents would flip if they came across their 23 year old son utilizing a brand new computer sounds a bit silly. What are you, a bagger at a grocery store or something?


-Kimosabae

[Raziel321]

sell that shit and buy a better computer

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Let me get this straight, son. You stole a not so well hidden package from your neighbors early evening that you can't even use nor planned in advance to sell, and then proceed to incriminate yourself further by asking us for advice? Not to mention the fact you aren't financially stable enough to support yourself on your own thus still living in your parents home which is consequently next door to the people you stole from?

...I sincerely hope you got caught or someone rats you the fuck out.

[Sephiroth_KMFDM]

BAITED :D mwuahahah i got all you good fuckers!! hahahahahahaa

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

[FurryCurry]

BAITED :D mwuahahah i got all you good fuckers!! hahahahahahaa

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

Man SRK you all suck. And niggas still kept posting after I called this thread out. Sad.

[orochizoolander]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: He sure got u bitches riled up n shit:tup: :tup: :tup:

If any of yall were enrolled in the derek zoolander center for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too as i was then u too could learn to see a bait a mile away.

APRIL FOOLS????

[Rhio2k]

True...a lot of you guys were mad pissed.

[Sephiroth_KMFDM]

SRK hasn't felt a good april fools in awhile. ^_^ for those that god mad pissed thanks. U made it all the more fun.

[ParryAll]

Lol nice one.

[N-Ken]

lol @ this being a good April fools joke, people don't even put in effort anymore they just say any random thing they did and when someone responds "HAHA APRIL FOOLS!" Ima make a thread saying I went to the supermarket and saw some nasty looking chick who was yelling on her cell phone and then say "HAHA APRIL FOOLS GOT YOU ALL!" Or maybe I'll make a thread saying "I bought new boots HAHA APRIL FOOLS! YALL ARE GULLIBLE!11!!1!"

[Shinto]

Heh >.>

[Silentness!]

I didn't believe it. Then again I hardly believe anything on April 1st except BILLS!

[Sacr3D]

SRK hasn't felt a good april fools in awhile. ^_^ for those that god mad pissed thanks. U made it all the more fun.

:arazz:

[Allosaurus]

Lol Yall got baited like fishies. :looney:

[Biolink]

You got me good.

[Hwoarvang]

This an April's Fool joke? Are you serious? The only joke I see is the poor attempt at one, if that was the intent. Nobody saw it coming because there was none. It was "meh" at the most.

Disappointing April 1st.:sad:

[9999]

SRK hasn't felt a good april fools in awhile.

And it still hasnt. :wink:

[Baron Samedi]

This an April's Fool joke? Are you serious? The only joke I see is the poor attempt at one, if that was the intent. Nobody saw it coming because there was none. It was "meh" at the most.

Disappointing April 1st.:sad:

for real.

what happened to the days when april fools jokes would be long prepared photoshoped pics of marvel vs capcom 3

now THAT was an april fools joke

[orochizoolander]

And it still hasnt. :wink:


:rofl: +100 TMPS and sephiroth u get 1000TMPS for this semi-amusing hoax.

[Demon Dash]

Tramp...





Ohhh, April fools...
























Tramp...

[Mizuki]

gb2 /b/

[Sasmasta]

I may regret what I just did yesterday, but fuck it. My neighbors apparently bought a VAIO tower, and weren't home to pick it up. When I got home last night, they still weren't there, and the box was. I decided to see what it was, and when I saw it, I got to thinking. It was 10:30, and nooobody was around. What did I do?

What the hell!? My computer was supposed to come in yesterday but it didn't! I'm comin' over to your trailer right now and I'm gonna beat your ass! LoL. Just playin'...but seriously. Bad karma yo. Bad karma!

[Eminent]

yeah that shit was screaming "hey im bait, wanna piece?" And just a tip of advice for all those who answered the baited question or have been in or are in similar situations that Seph bought up:if its a new computer, gut that hoe, and put the stuff in your tower. Case Closed. Thats like someone posting up saying, hey guys I found Monica Bellucci passed out on my porch and I moved her into my room (i have pics so it happened), but should I:
a. stick it in
or
b. wake her up

[fishjie]

nice one. i was gonna post too, but then someone pointed out april fools, so i decided to wait. you should have kept going at it, gotten more ppl angry, and then said april fools

[SiLLiEMutAfuKA]

Ha, he's using April Fools as an EXCUSE!

[Sephiroth_KMFDM]

I'm not the kinda guy to jank a Sony PC they suck anyways. Now if i seen a big box from newegg... that might have been a different story

[JubeiNinja69]

sony pc are stylish but gets defected too easily like my vaio i just brought 6 months ago.

[SNAAAAKE]

too good :tup:

[Chozen1]

I may regret what I just did yesterday, but fuck it. My neighbors apparently bought a VAIO tower, and weren't home to pick it up. When I got home last night, they still weren't there, and the box was. I decided to see what it was, and when I saw it, I got to thinking. It was 10:30, and nooobody was around. What did I do?

...

Now I have a new computer, and I can't use it here, because my parents will WTF, especially if my neighbor tells them. I didn't really think of that. What the hell am I supposed to do now? I have a computer box hiding in the corner of the garage, and it's a liiiittle stand-out.

You're a fool. Period. just imagine coming home to realize that your parents bought you a brand new black gti (2006 limited edition) and a new stick from any of the great mods here and realize, the following day when you're out with your friends or family ready to depart that your shit is gone. wouldn't like it, would you. Bastard. hope you did the right thing of returning the unit and apologizing you klepto freak

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

You're a fool. Period. just imagine coming home to realize that your parents bought you a brand new black gti (2006 limited edition) and a new stick from any of the great mods here and realize, the following day when you're out with your friends or family ready to depart that your shit is gone. wouldn't like it, would you. Bastard. hope you did the right thing of returning the unit and apologizing you klepto freak

...

Reading is fundamental.

[Dander]

lolz nice onez UbEr Tap Tears.

[Silentness!]

“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!” (the amount of posts responding seriously to this thread)

[ShawnLoganownzu]

You're a fool. Period. just imagine coming home to realize that your parents bought you a brand new black gti (2006 limited edition) and a new stick from any of the great mods here and realize, the following day when you're out with your friends or family ready to depart that your shit is gone. wouldn't like it, would you. Bastard. hope you did the right thing of returning the unit and apologizing you klepto freak

you lose at the internet

[PaRt2]

I was gonna get all serious on you because I recently bought a PS2 from ebay for modding purposes and haven't recieved it yet. I got it at a REALLY good price and It should've been here by now so I'm thinking the delivery person might've left it on the steps and someone came accross it.

I'm hoping someone's april foolin' me. :(

But good sh!t getting everyone all riled up! :tup: I loved it!

[Valaris]

Shit's happened to me before. Bought one of those bean bag chairs (Sumo lounge or whatever) and the fucking delivery guy just left the giant box on the front porch with noone there. Never saw the chair...

Edit: hence my disgust at him insinuating what he did.

[Digitalbooty]

LOL at idiots who are still trying to call him out. Read the rest of thread!

[Lantis]

This thread disappoints because Sephiroth_KHJGGDFDHKLJGFM blew his cover too soon. Had he kept hush-hush for a few more days, this thread would have probably evolved into something good....

But sadly, the fun ended before it even started. :tdown:

[Romie]

Let me get this straight, son. You stole a not so well hidden package from your neighbors early evening that you can't even use nor planned in advance to sell, and then proceed to incriminate yourself further by asking us for advice? Not to mention the fact you aren't financially stable enough to support yourself on your own thus still living in your parents home which is consequently next door to the people you stole from?

...I sincerely hope you got caught or someone rats you the fuck out.

I like how you thought all that out, but yet failed to realize that no delivery company ever just leaves electronics or big packages on porches without a signature.

[thurst]

i think this story needed more clueless responses from the OG poster, like "what's wrong with me takign the box? i mean it was there the WHOLE day!" type of stuff so everyone would collectively have aneurysm at the lack of logic and start flaming the shit out of him....as is :tdown:

oh and fedex left my ps2 in the middle of my backyard with no sig, and they left my friend's powermac on his front steps wtih no sig....the box of the mac is a giant box with a picture of the computer on it btw, so that shit was definitely ripe for the taken.

[Romie]

i think this story needed more clueless responses from the OG poster, like "what's wrong with me takign the box? i mean it was there the WHOLE day!" type of stuff so everyone would collectively have aneurysm at the lack of logic and start flaming the shit out of him....as is :tdown:

oh and fedex left my ps2 in the middle of my backyard with no sig, and they left my friend's powermac on his front steps wtih no sig....the box of the mac is a giant box with a picture of the computer on it btw, so that shit was definitely ripe for the taken.

Don't know where you live, but over here, if you're not home, they leave a paper on your door, telling you when they're gonna deliver it again, and there's an option to just leave it at the door next time they return. I've never seen them just leave a large package at a door the first time. I'd be kinda pissed if they did that to me.

[Adam Warlock]

I like how you thought all that out, but yet failed to realize that no delivery company ever just leaves electronics or big packages on porches without a signature.

I like how you typed that but have no idea what you're talking about. They only ask for signatures if you request it depending on the company. How do I know? because I've come home and found shit on my doorstep with no signature and I've mailed stuff and had it left without a signature.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I like how you typed that but have no idea what you're talking about. They only ask for signatures if you request it depending on the company. How do I know? because I've come home and found shit on my doorstep with no signature and I've mailed stuff and had it left without a signature.

Thank you.

[EvilKing]

$100 shipped to nh.
I got paypal.

[Chozen1]

...

Reading is fundamental.

and so are things to be taken seriously. Honstly I'm sure this guy can take sarcasm since i forgot to add the emote when i was done

[eks]

and so are things to be taken seriously. Honstly I'm sure this guy can take sarcasm since i forgot to add the emote when i was done

there is no way what you wrote was sarcasm (or you don't have a good grasp of it). why would you sarcastically say that you hoped someone had returned something?

[CoMpOuNd]

OH I GET IT!


hahahaahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha haahahahaahha....












NOT[/borat]

word.

[Master Chibi]

the first time i read the title of this thread i thought it said:

OMg i just pooted

and i was like

gross

D: