Food Pwnage!!!!

[Gimpy]

The idea of this thread came to me last night while watching Wrestlemania and eating my dinner. I was over my boy's place and I went out for some food. I went to this soul food/BBQ joint that is bangin'. You know a place is bangin' when you see the smoke come from the chimmney and you smell the food a mile away. So I orded the Chicken and Ribs dinner that came with two sides of my choice. I chose candied yams and baked mac and cheese. At the yams, they were good. Ate the mac and cheese, they were good. Then came to the main course; BBQ sauce swimming, grilled to perfection chicken and ribs. *insert nut busting smiley* So I ate the breast and it was like walking down the street and finding paper money on the ground. Then I ate the leg quarter and started feeling the pwnage but I ate it. Then I had the ribs....I had the fucking ribs. :wtf: I took the first bite and it started. The more I ate, the more I could her my conscience calling me a "bitch". i ate another rib after the first one and completely stopped. My friend was like the last time I had their ribs it took me three days to finish them because they were so much. So I quit eating it but all I can hear was "STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND FINISH THOSE RIBS!!!"":annoy: So 30 minutes went by and I finished them. Needless to say the itis kicked in and farting was in abundance on my friends couch. Sorry for the long ass story but I wanted y'all to feel the pwnage I felt so I'm asking what foods, no matter how many times you had it, pwns you?

[shatterstar]

yea, teh Itis is a bitch, but tell me this...did they have any malt liquor?

[Gimpy]

yea, teh Itis is a bitch, but tell me this...did they have any malt liquor?




No malt liquor. Probably would have had niggas fighting over BBQ sauce. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tajiri]

lin's china jade (beaverton chinese place) always gives me the shits with its pork fried rice.
beef fried rice, chicken fried rice, no problem.
fucking pork fried rice kills my stomach.

[Team Cable]

In L.A. there's this famous hole-in-the-wall Mexican food place called El Tepeyac. Their burritos OCV my ass everytime I go there.

[shatterstar]

No malt liquor.
WHAT YOU MEAN THEY AINT GOT NO MALT LIQ-AHHH!?:wasted:

[Humbag]

15 plus whitecastles

[Alzarath]

Chinese food usually just K.O's me, about 15-30 mins after I finish eating =/

[Sazae]

15 plus whitecastles

Whitecastle's arn't as bad as Krystals. Those things are damn sliders, slide in and slide right out within an hour. Can't eat in the place, have to do that at home to keep the pants safe.

[Against Me!]

If I have the munchies and there's a bag of those flaming-hot red cheetos nearby it's GGPO for me

[B_IzM]

Claim Jumper.

[orochizoolander]

anything from boulder creek GGPO :wasted:

my favorite food in the whole fucking world pwns me like a bitch: thai basil beef from jaiya:sweat:

[fjf314]

There really isn't any particular kind of food that bothers me. The shitty campus food I used to eat would kill me, though. I may as well have just flushed that garbage straight down the toilet instead of going through the hassle of eating it...

[Pablo_the_Mex]

I really like Jack in the box's strawberry shakes. Bad thing is, they give me explosive bowel movements the next day.

Another contender is Roscoe's (sp?) Chicken and waffles. The novelty of such a place wore out five minutes into my meal. Some of the greasiest shit I had ever eaten and probably 5000 calories a plate.

[Humbag]

i just got done eating a bucket of walmart chicken tenders, potato slices, and popcorn shrimp...if i dont post in the next 20 minutes...im uncloggin the toilet...

[Pinion]

I once ate a can of Libby's Vienna Sausage and wound up getting severe food poisoning that last almost 3 weeks and nearly landed me in the hospital. I honestly believe I caught botulism from it. Ever since then I've refused to eat Vienna Sausage (they always were nasty, but in that instance I was starving and they were the only thing readily available).

Outside of that, the only thing that ever really get's to me is Cici's Pizza. I eat there and later on that night I'm going to be producing porcelain knockers while crying tears of pain. :shake:

[axeman61]

I can't remember food poisoning, but I remember way back when I got some white castle cheeseburgers in Nashville, Tennessee. I don't remember how many I got and ate, but I do remember my trials and tribulations on that toilet that night. I've steered clear of them since then, but I want to pour some water on those little fuckers just to see if they get bigger. That would clear everything from that night up.