All-time worse movie lines

[Soundatron]

Liu Kang - "You can look into my soul, but you don't own it!"
um yeah you showed him

Anakin - "If your not with me, your my enemy"
though that line is corny regardless who says it

[tajiri]

"But I want things back the way they were before. When you didn't like anybody and nobody likes you. "

The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tinysauruses

[Shibuya]

Quote from the angry nintendo nerd review on the movie Ninja turtles 3.....

''im a turtle and i cant get up''

[SunocO]

"Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland." -Van Damme telling Van Damme

Double Impact starring Jean Claude Van Damme

[Soundatron]

"But I want things back the way they were before. When you didn't like anybody and nobody likes you. "

The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tinysauruses

I'm guessing this line is directed towards Sarah lol

[tajiri]

I'm guessing this line is directed towards Sarah lol

fuck if i remember, i was a summer day camp counseler.
we had "theme weeks", on "dinosaur week" we watched every fucking land before time movie.

the blood-lust was seething.

:/

[.Free.]

in jerry mcguire. Renee zelweger "you had me at hello"

[Soundatron]

Gone in 60 Seconds "I was gonna bonk him"

[KneelB4Me]

End of Days, Arnie to the devil - You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Meatballs 4, and explanation cause none of you guys watched this bullshit, after the guys put blue paint in the girl's shower water supply:
"These girls are gonna look like Smurfs when we get done with 'em"

Luckily there was enough gratuitous titty shots to make that movie kind of bearable.

Oh and "Put up your Dux" lol

[The Epidemic]

"Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." -Storm in X-men

[KnuckIfYouBuckley]

The entire script of Street Fighter: The Movie. X__X

[orochizoolander]

transporter2:...umm nvm wayyy too many to count.

will smith from men in black: what does this button do? LAWL sooooooo ubercorny but great movie nontheless.

street fighter:

girl playing cammie: how's bison?

van damme: all dead!

cammie: and you?

van damme: halfdead!...:confused: ...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sacr3D]

"Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." -Storm in X-men

Oh god I remember that one. It was really the worst damn quote I have EVER heard. :rofl:

[KnuckIfYouBuckley]

girl playing cammie

Kylie Minogue.

[Devil X]

how could anyone not mention the absolute worst of all time.


"KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!"


That one takes the cake, although "I RUN SHIT HERE, YALL JUST LIVE HERE!!!"

and

"YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS JAKE!!!" are also worth noting.

That is the worst line of all time because besides that the whole movie is flawless, even down to realistic L.A street level thugs (which is wrong in every other L.A movie). I'm convinced that Denzel added that shit himself and thought it sounded cool. That whole sequence is ridiculous.

[Soundatron]

oh yes that line only added to how bad Storm was in the X films. Cause Halle Berry playing her wasn't bad enough I guess?

every Mr. Freeze and Batgirl line from Batman & Robin.

Tara Reid in Urban Legends: "And next time stay away from the volcano before it erupts!" lol just wrong

[Grimspoon]

"Drop that zero and get with the hero!"
-Johnny (Vanilla Ice - Cool as Ice - 1991)

[Shade]

how could anyone not mention the absolute worst of all time.


"KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!"


That one takes the cake, although "I RUN SHIT HERE, YALL JUST LIVE HERE!!!"

and

"YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS JAKE!!!" are also worth noting.

That is the worst line of all time because besides that the whole movie is flawless, even down to realistic L.A street level thugs (which is wrong in every other L.A movie). I'm convinced that Denzel added that shit himself and thought it sounded cool. That whole sequence is ridiculous.

I loved the King Kong and Ass shooting lines. You're the first person I've even herd speak badly about any part of that film.

Here's one.

"...pocket's aint empty, cuz!" - White/Homeboy Cop in 2 Fast 2 Furios.

[Mizuki]

The entire script of Street Fighter: The Movie. X__X

Minus...

TOOPER! I HAVE JUST RECEIVE NEW ORDER! etc.

[SFFanatic]

"Were you expecting maybe the Adams' family?"

Was I expecting the Adamns family? No, thats the farthest thing from my mind when I think on the Ninja Turtles.

[KnuckIfYouBuckley]

every Mr. Freeze and Batgirl line from Batman & Robin.

:rofl: seconded.

"You know what killed ZEE dinosaurs? ZEE ICE AGE!!!"

[Sacr3D]

how could anyone not mention the absolute worst of all time.


"KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!"


That one takes the cake, although "I RUN SHIT HERE, YALL JUST LIVE HERE!!!"

and

"YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS JAKE!!!" are also worth noting.

That is the worst line of all time because besides that the whole movie is flawless, even down to realistic L.A street level thugs (which is wrong in every other L.A movie). I'm convinced that Denzel added that shit himself and thought it sounded cool. That whole sequence is ridiculous.

Dude the quotes were good. And what are you supposed to say when you get shot in the ass huh ?

[Soundatron]

:rofl: seconded.

"You know what killed ZEE dinosaurs? ZEE ICE AGE!!!"

lmao

"Let's kick some ICE!"

[kof4life]

Robin:"Holy *something* metal Batman!"
Batman: "What?''
Robin: "The ground is full of holes,you know! Holy!"
Batman: "Oh"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing that.
EDIT: That was from Batman Forever.

[Dem-Dem]

Robin:"Holy *something* metal Batman!"
Batman: "What?''
Robin: "The ground is full of holes,you know! Holy!"
Batman: "Oh"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing that.
EDIT: That was from Batman Forever.

the Quote was "Holy Rusted Metal Batman"

[Jr7891]

Hay you. Een dee cocky panst. Geetuh foock out of here before I keeck your ahsa. [random African movie.]

The line was as hard to understand as that was to read.

[Carpet Lint]

The entire script of Street Fighter: The Movie. X__X
I think you should shut the fuck up.

[kz0060]

I'm guessing this line is directed towards Sarah lol

Actually I'm fairly sure that line was directed towards Sarah's dad and was said by sarah herself. She was upset cuz her dad was pimpin' someone iirc.

[VG Emblem]

-1000 man points for actually knowing about shit from the Land Before Time series.

[Goose]

" ...
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...
...
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.............i Know Kung-fu."

[The Damned]

"Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." -Storm in X-men

Thank you.

I can't believe took ten fucking posts for someone to remember this atrocity.

Can someone tell me--there's no need to be convincing, since you probably can't convince me--why some people think Halle Barry is a "good actress"? Is it because she "ironically" fucked her way to the top (in-character) in Monster's Ball? Is that her only good movie or something?

Geez...it's just like with Jessica Alba....

Kylie Minogue.

I still find it so weird after all these years that the women of Street Fighter: The Movie, all two of them, are the only ones whose (acting) careers survived.

...But maybe that's because there's apparently few Chinese women Ming Na's age and she gets cast in everything with roles around that age. (I guess China already was a huge saus...cocktailweeniefest before the one child thing.)

Hay you. Een dee cocky panst. Geetuh foock out of here before I keeck your ahsa. [random African movie.]

The line was as hard to understand as that was to read.

...And this wasn't Jean Claude? My weeping for the English language continues.

(Although it started with yet another superlative thread title using "worse" instead of "worst". Seriously, what the fuck is up with that [on SRK especially]?)

Hmm...I vaguely remember Dasrik--why is it always Dasrik?--making a thread about this and having a top ten, one of which included the following line:

"It's like everything went into maximum overdrive!" - Maximum Overdrive


I know that a movie usually has its title said one way or another, regardless of whether the topic is braindead obvious, such as with the "silent" Jaws or Star Wars movies, but that line seemed rather forced or at least "unusual" since I'm sure most people would just say "things went crazy/berserk/batshit" over "maximum overdrive".

Still, that movie wasn't as bad as X-Men.

[Shadow5587]

"I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust."

-Italian Job

[Raiko]

"Iced zthat guy. Too cone a phrase" - Last Action Hero

Douglas Quaid:"You expect me to believe you?"
Vilos Cohaagen:"Who gives a sh** what you believe! In 30 seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up, and be home in time for corn flakes." -Total Recall

[Rokusho]

Ultra Violet

Bad Guy:"It's on"
UltraViolet:"It is so on"

[Stylistics]

Bad Boys (1995)

Ferguson: [as Julie reaches into her bra for a hidden handcuff key] What you got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.
Julie Mott: [gives Ferguson the finger] Scratch this, okay?
Ferguson: Yeah I'll scratch anything you want to you blue-eyed bitch.
Julie Mott: Did you go to college?


" Did you go to college?" I don't know if that is a comeback, but that was a terrible movie line...

[MadGaffler]

"...pocket's aint empty, cuz!" - White/Homeboy Cop in 2 Fast 2 Furios.

Hahahah man that one line made me go see that movie a second time, its also the reason i purchased the moive ahhahaha good times

[Geronimo]

Seriously...how did anyone not put up:

"When I turn my hat...it's like a switch..." - Over the Top


- Geronimo

[Night]

Anakin: You're so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you...

I resisted the urge to end myself right there.

[Alzarath]

Anakin: You're so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you...

I resisted the urge to end myself right there.

God, yes. That line sounded REALLY odd.

[Vynce]

Robin:"Holy *something* metal Batman!"
Batman: "What?''
Robin: "The ground is full of holes,you know! Holy!"
Batman: "Oh"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing that.
EDIT: That was from Batman Forever.

That bad line was actually a half-way decent joke. The character Robin, in "the old days" could routinely be found spouting bullshit lines like, "holy rusted metal!" That was a reference to campy lines like that.

[Ne0phyte]

"Meesa Jar Jar Binks."

...

[Nemesis00]

"Trick or treat, motha fucka!"

- Busta

[CoMpOuNd]

and then.... and then.... and then.....

word.

[strakka]

lmao

"Let's kick some ICE!"
Arnie is the king.

"Wow! A laundry service that delivers!"

"Working out is as satisfying to me as having sex with a woman and cumming."

[Mr. Bastos]

Seriously...how did anyone not put up:

"When I turn my hat...it's like a switch..." - Over the Top


- Geronimo

LOL, I completely forgot about that one

[VruS]

spiderman 1's everything.

[MuD]

Let off some steam, Bennett.

[AkumaTX]

Say hello to my little friend...

You had me at hello....

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Show me the money.

All the "quotable" lines from Napoleon Dynamite. SHUT UP WHITE KIDS.

[Mavric]

You broke the LAAWWWW!

[Gasp]

those are all actually fantastic lines

batman begins

Guy:are you a cop?
batman:DO I LOOK LIKE A COP!!??!?!

i fucking laughed so hoooooord

[Oni_Ryu]

"Were you expecting maybe the Adams' family?"

Was I expecting the Adamns family? No, thats the farthest thing from my mind when I think on the Ninja Turtles.

Just what I was thinking. What killed was the two turtles hi fiving each other thinking "Oh shit, he got him good!"

-1000 man points for actually knowing about shit from the Land Before Time series.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Anakin: You're so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you...

I resisted the urge to end myself right there.

I saw this at work the other day and thought the same thing. Honestly, who wrote that line and why did they hire him???

This thread fucking wins.


From X-men 3

"I am the Juggernaut BITCH"

I wanted to off myself as I heard the entire crowd laugh. My girlfriend looks over at me and says "Whats so funny?"

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Anything from this movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_as_Ice

[pherai]

I know that a movie usually has its title said one way or another, regardless of whether the topic is braindead obvious, such as with the "silent" Jaws or Star Wars movies

I don't remember them every saying the phrase Star Wars in the Star Wars movies.

The entire script of Street Fighter: The Movie. X__X

Before even opening up this thread I knew someone with a stick up their ass would bring up one fo the great examples of pure gold movie cheese as a source for bad movie lines. If you can't appreciate some of the deliciously corny shit said in that movie, you just aren't enjoying life my friend.

[valaris]

All the "quotable" lines from Napoleon Dynamite. SHUT UP WHITE KIDS.

:pray: :pray: :pray:

[.Free.]

Crazy guy from the movie slingblade. "I like a woman with hairy arms, becuz hairy arms means a big bush and i like a big bush"

[Dasrik]

Oh yeah, I don't remember making this thread before (been awhile), but I sure still remember some of these.

(It's late so I'll come up with more later.)

"All right everyone... CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL"
"Noids do not have sex with doodles"
"You complete me" x_x
"You shot me! I can't believe it! I've been shot!" (the more proper thing to say when you get shot is "motherfuck!")

[.Free.]

i forgot the name of the movie. It's a western movie with Paul Hogan and Cuba Gooding Jr. Horrible line is "I just know im good.... Real Good"
think it's called lightning jack

[KStella55]

Anything that comes out of Sylvester Stallone's mouth, especially at the end of the first Ramo, "They want what I want!".

[DJTPC]

"Sloooovaaaaaak"
Ron Hall in Vampire Assassin

[AdverseSolutions]

Anakin: You're so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you...

I resisted the urge to end myself right there.

::cries::

[Stuckey]

how could anyone not mention the absolute worst of all time.


"KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!"


That one takes the cake, although "I RUN SHIT HERE, YALL JUST LIVE HERE!!!"

and

"YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS JAKE!!!" are also worth noting.

That is the worst line of all time because besides that the whole movie is flawless, even down to realistic L.A street level thugs (which is wrong in every other L.A movie). I'm convinced that Denzel added that shit himself and thought it sounded cool. That whole sequence is ridiculous.

Hell no. Just hell no. It's fucked up enough you consider this bad dialogue...from an angry/scared black man with a bullet in his ass no less. You deem this "the absolute worst of all time".

How many movies have you watched sir? This is blasphemy.

[thurst]

how could anyone not mention the absolute worst of all time.


"KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!"


That one takes the cake, although "I RUN SHIT HERE, YALL JUST LIVE HERE!!!"

and

"YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS JAKE!!!" are also worth noting.

That is the worst line of all time because besides that the whole movie is flawless, even down to realistic L.A street level thugs (which is wrong in every other L.A movie). I'm convinced that Denzel added that shit himself and thought it sounded cool. That whole sequence is ridiculous.

wtf those lines were pretty awesome, and multiple sources say that majority of that script was ad libbed.

[CrouchingTiger]

Wow, I opened this thread thinking the first post would be about a quote so infamously terrible, it is simply referred to as "The Line." And yet it's gone three pages with no mention?

Hear it here: http://barrowmanwired.ytmnd.com/

Maybe it's just so hilarious that people wouldn't consider it "bad."

[Stuckey]

"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!"

"How 'bout I make you my wi-otch?"

Both from The Covenant.

[BornAgainCommunist]

" ship all bAnGeD up" - will smith, independence day.

[Remy Saotome]

From X-men 3

"I am the Juggernaut BITCH"

I wanted to off myself as I heard the entire crowd laugh. My girlfriend looks over at me and says "Whats so funny?"Thank you! That line was stupid as hell. And you are the first person I've ever heard say so besides myself.

[Zachman]

"eyes glued the fuck shut"
Exit Wounds

[Athanasy]

Can't remember the movie. Some low budget shit.

Basically the main actor was narrating for himself, telling the story, and would repeat.


Example:

Narr: "So I said to him, you got a problem?"
Himself acting: "You got a problem?"

Narr: "That's when I saw my wife with another man."
Himself: "My wife is with another man. *Shock look*"

[Hokuto Shingo]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/coolasice/

[Ragetowersrage]

"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!"

"How 'bout I make you my wi-otch?"

Both from The Covenant.

Fail for watching that.


Transporter 2

Transporter: This flight's been canceled...
Bad Dude: No...You've been canceled...

[altron1x]

It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.
-Ja Rule

I got to give it up though, Someone out there legimately thinks paul walker can act and that same person thinks it was a good idea to cast Ja for any role.

You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckas got served!
-Wade

Another classic!

[Wil]

From the movie, "The Wizard"....

CAAAALLLIFFFOOOORRRNNNIAAAAA!!!!!

[4Play]

There's too many in Ghost Rider.
but I remember off the top of my head is:
Old dude:"How are you feeling?"
GH in human form:"Feels like my skulls on fire otherwise in fine."

[Grits'N'Gravy]

From the movie, "The Wizard"....

CAAAALLLIFFFOOOORRRNNNIAAAAA!!!!!


Also, even though everyone knows this one:

"I love the Power Glove, it's so BAD"

Yeah, just about as bad as that fuckin movie. Also, if they had never seen SMB3 before, how did they know where the fucking whistles were? That movie sucks shit, as if a retard can be the best Nintendo player.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Logan: Because..
Storm: Because YOU LOVE HER!!!!111

Wolverine: WE ARE THE XMEN!!!

God, X-3 was a fucking boatload of shit.



Arnold in jingle all the way: Who said you could eat MAIII cooookeeehz.

Ok, i'm just kidding that line was fucking awesome.

Arnold > ALL.

[Night]

From the movie, "The Wizard"....

CAAAALLLIFFFOOOORRRNNNIAAAAA!!!!!

Any mention of The Wizard must include the POWER GLOVE line. Damn, I should've mentioned this one before haha...

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwTRl54RQOI&mode=related&search=)

ninja edit - awww treed lol.

[celcius]

The Matrix Reloaded (on second thought, maybe it was Revolutions)

Commander Lock: "Am I still in charge?"
Counselman: "Yes"
Commander Lock: "Then whyyyy did you allow the Nebacanezer to leaaaave?"
:rofl: ROFL

[woof]

NOOOOOOO NOT THE BEES





wickerman is awesome

[valaris]

NOOOOOOO NOT THE BEES





wickerman is awesome

What was the ending to that movie anyway?
I got chopped and had to stop as they were pouring bees/breaking knees.

[Dasrik]

Wow, I opened this thread thinking the first post would be about a quote so infamously terrible, it is simply referred to as "The Line." And yet it's gone three pages with no mention?

Hear it here: http://barrowmanwired.ytmnd.com/

Maybe it's just so hilarious that people wouldn't consider it "bad."
Already mentioned in Epic quotes thread ^_^

And all this reminds me of another corny-ass line that I'm surprised no one has mentioned:

"I live my life one quarter-mile at a time" x_X

[Spoonz]

Padme - "Anakin you're breaking my heart"

seriously I asked for a refund from the ticket guy after that one. Episode 3 was a pile a crock..

[UltraDavid]

Anakin: You are so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padme: So love has blinded you?
Anakin: Well, that's not exactly what I meant.


Edit: Dang, someone beat me to it!

[Grits'N'Gravy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wy3c4n_okBg

"HOW YOU GON JUDGE ME!?"

I have a feeling this movie will fill up the thread when it's released. I already got plans to get throwed and watch this in theaters. Fuck, it's straight to DVD... oh well.

Also, did anyone watch Dipset's movie Killah Season? Is it worth watching for hilarity factor?

[Soundatron]

Anakin: I wish I could just wish away my feelings.

So you wish that you could wish? um okay.

[Night]

Anakin: You are so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padme: So love has blinded you?
Anakin: Well, that's not exactly what I meant.


Edit: Dang, someone beat me to it!

That's okay. The fact that it was reposted proves even more how truly horrible that line was. The entire theater cringed when he said that line about being so in love with her. It hurts to remember it, heck, it hurts to even read it.

[raishinken]

And this one time.... At band camp......

[Gasp]

Also, did anyone watch Dipset's movie Killah Season? Is it worth watching for hilarity factor?


its pretty funny
all it is is seriously cam'ron slanging crack and shooting people

its hella corny

[Rioting Soul]

"He did the same thing to me, and my boxing career."

[brightsons]

I can't believe nobody has brought up spiderman 2.

Peter Parker: [in argument with Mary Jane] You don't understand! I'm not an empty seat anymore. I'm different! Punch me I bleed.

I love the movie but that line is so bad.

[aznchristmas]

Anything from "You Got Served"


Mr. Rad: Time. Yeah. Now that's what I'm talking about. Yeah! I like it like this. These two crews right here is what I call bad. I'm talking bad as in utter bad. But it's up to you to decide which crew walks away with this here $600 in the hat.

Liyah: David, this is my crazy best friend, Beautifull.
Beautifull: And that's with two "L"s. You gotta accentuate the "L"s. You know, let it roll off your tongue.

From IMDB

[NeREMIXED]

From the movie, "The Wizard"....

CAAAALLLIFFFOOOORRRNNNIAAAAA!!!!!

no way...that has to be the BEST line of all time

[Raziel321]

from Baby Boy with tyrese ( or w/e his name is )

Main char: Don't worry mom, i'm just doing my thug thizzle.


haha another funny one:

Son: *fed up with the abuse* I hate you!

Snoop Dogg: I hate you too lil nigga!




edit: that imockery site is god tier. check this out, Jingle all the way 2!! http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jinglealltheway2/

[The Damned]

I don't remember them every saying the phrase Star Wars in the Star Wars movies.

...That was my point.

I'll leave it be since you're generally competent otherwise and that could have been worded better (as always).

Wow, I opened this thread thinking the first post would be about a quote so infamously terrible, it is simply referred to as "The Line." And yet it's gone three pages with no mention?

Hear it here: http://barrowmanwired.ytmnd.com/

Maybe it's just so hilarious that people wouldn't consider it "bad."

...Was that actually unedited?

I ask because I've seen Shark Attack 3--or, rather, endured it--once or thrice on the Sci-Fi channel and I don't remember that line, doubtless because it would have been edited/bleeped out.

" ship all bAnGeD up" - will smith, independence day.

Haha. That reminds me.

Has there ever been a movie where Will Smith hasn't said "Oh Hell No"? And has that there ever been a movie where it was actually appropriate (and well-delivered) for him to say that?

(Hmm...I wonder if he said that in that most recent movie of his, The Pursuit of Happyness [and yes, "Happyness" is spelled like that in the title; trust me, I've been working at a book store where I still see that book].)

Thank you! That line was stupid as hell. And you are the first person I've ever heard say so besides myself.

I hate it as well. I'm pretty sure that I said so the first or second time around; some of what they--they as in the people on YouTube that did that, not idiots beneath X-3: Wolverine's Cock Regenerates--did is mildly funny, but I never understood why people focused on "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

Logan: Because..
Storm: Because YOU LOVE HER!!!!111

Wolverine: WE ARE THE XMEN!!!

God, X-3 was a fucking boatload of shit.

Yeah. I think it was the only movie that I actually felt disgusted by that I saw last year, and considering how movies have been sort of meh-ish due to PG13 whoring and horrible, unnecessary remakes, that actually says quite a bit.

Arnold in jingle all the way: Who said you could eat MAIII cooookeeehz.

Ok, i'm just kidding that line was fucking awesome.

Arnold > ALL.

Seriously. He's pretty much the only action star that I can stand and even then he's still hilariously ridiculous.

"Eef eet bleeds we can kill eet!"

"Get een the choppah!"

I'm surprised no one mentioned all the horrible puns in The Running Man if people on to rag on Street Fighter: The Movie (though it's probably quite arguable that The Running Man wasn't trying to take itself as seriously as the above).

Anakin: You are so beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padme: So love has blinded you?
Anakin: Well, that's not exactly what I meant.


Edit: Dang, someone beat me to it!

...Ugh. And I wonder why I even want to try and watch all of the Star Wars movies after only seeing Episode I--I don't even remember why--all the way through; I know what happens. So screw it.

I'm watching Spaceballs next time I get the urge.

I'd add something, but considering I haven't suffered through any horrible movies (with memorable dialouge), I'll just bow out and say that I used Arnold's "bad" examples.

[Yumi Saotome]

"Future events such as these will affect us in the future" - Plan 9 from Outer Space

"The woman is all we want! The others must die! They ALL must die! We do not even want the woman!" - Manos: The Hands of Fate

"You were his first wife, but he's grown sick of you. He doesn't want you any more, I don't even want you anymore!" - Manos: The Hands of Fate

[RoninChaos]

I loved the King Kong and Ass shooting lines. You're the first person I've even herd speak badly about any part of that film.

Here's one.

"...pocket's aint empty, cuz!" - White/Homeboy Cop in 2 Fast 2 Furios.

2 Fast 2 Furious has some classic lines. "POCKETS AIN'T EMPTY, CUZ! AND WE AIN'T HUNGRY NO MO' NEITHER BRUH!"

"EJECTO SEATO CUZ!"

"ELEANN AND FIDEL! QUE PASA PUTO!? ME GUSTA CHOCHA!"

The Fast and the Furious movies are nothing but quotable.

I NEED NOS.

[maxx]

Padme - "Anakin you're breaking my heart"

seriously I asked for a refund from the ticket guy after that one. Episode 3 was a pile a crock..

i think lucas seriously meant part 2 and 3 to be a comedy

i mean fuckin darth fader turned into frankenstein at the end.

[Hunter D]

"Dude, I almost had you!" Paul Walker F&F1. Walker isn't close to the best ever, but this line showed he has the potential.

[Hokuto Shingo]

"Future events such as these will affect us in the future" - Plan 9 from Outer Space

"The woman is all we want! The others must die! They ALL must die! We do not even want the woman!" - Manos: The Hands of Fate

"You were his first wife, but he's grown sick of you. He doesn't want you any more, I don't even want you anymore!" - Manos: The Hands of Fate

OMG!!!!

I can't believe someone quoted Manos: Hands Of Fate. That movie is so full of winnage.

[avjgtfusion]

The Fast and the Furious -

Vin Diesel's "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" speech was probably the worst monlogoue I've ever heard in a movie. i had to admit, I loved the movie at the time, but the writing was terrible.

another from the movie:

Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!
Brian: I like the tuna here.
Vince: Bullshit, asshole, no one likes the tuna here!
Brian: Yeah, well I do.

commence fight.

[TTZ231]

^^^ We've torn that movie all up.

What about Michelle Rodriguez's line when she's about to race that RX7 at race wars. WTF is that?

[Higher-Jin]

"Hide and Seek!" *Whack*

[Monte]

Michelle Rodriguez in RE1, when they first get into the umbrella building with the zombies she walks up to some zombie and she's like, "ma'am, are you ok?" and the zombie walks up to her and bites in the hand and michelle rodriguez says, "that bitch bit me!"

I laughed for hours at that.

[blooper]

biff: what's wrong McFly? chicken?
marty: nobody... i said NOBODY calls me a CHICKEN!

[umthrfkr]

"mess with the best, die like the rest" - hackers. wasnt really a quote but the fact that that was in there was pretty funny. in fact everything from hackers was pretty funny.

[.Free.]

Demolition Man. "what i wouldn't give for some action" i hate that line so much.

[pherai]

...That was my point.

I'll leave it be since you're generally competent otherwise and that could have been worded better (as always).

Thought you were bringing it up as an example. Nevermind, see what you mean now. I rarely see a time when a movies title doesn't seem forced unless it is something terribly general. Makes me grit my teeth

[Ryu & Ken]

street fighter:

girl playing cammie: how's bison?

van damme: all dead!

cammie: and you?

van damme: halfdead!...:confused: ...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Doesnt VD say the all dead line last and the half dead one first

[Rioting Soul]

Doesnt VD say the all dead line last and the half dead one first

Yeah

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Kickboxer, Van Damme, regarding his Bro and a Thai hooker:

JCVD:"Hey bro, watch your wallet"
Brother:"She doesn't want my money, she just wants to make it with the Champ"

Right in front of the bitches face... and of course she wants your money! You're in Thailand, with a hooker brah! Pretty stupid but actually kind of funny. That whole movie was a bunch of horrible lines.

[Shotokan Symphony]

I'm surprised no one mentioned all the horrible puns in The Running Man if people on to rag on Street Fighter: The Movie (though it's probably quite arguable that The Running Man wasn't trying to take itself as seriously as the above).

"Heah's Sub-Zeroh! Naow... PLAIN ZEROH!"
I seriously want a Dynamo costume.

But christ, no one's quoting from Last Action Hero?

"Wannah bee a fahma? Heah's a coopel uf ACRES!" *groin kick to the moon*

[Soundatron]

not a movie but still bad yet hilarious dialogue

"Die monster, you don't belong in this world!"

[voodazz]

Who can forget this gem from Commando:
"I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I am very hungry!"

Big thai dude from Kickboxer:
"You bleed like Mai Li... Mai Li goooooood FUCK!"

[Gimpy]

From the Last Dragon.....


Shonuff: "You get him the the desinated place, at the desinated time, and I will gladly desinate his ass!!!!"



Leroy to Vanity: "Could you teach me some moves?!?!?"


The transvestite in the movie theather: "Jack him up baby....Don't hurt the face baby!" Then Shonuff says, "Yeah!!!

[MuD]

From the Last Dragon.....


Shonuff: "You get him the the desinated place, at the desinated time, and I will gladly desinate his ass!!!!"



Leroy to Vanity: "Could you teach me some moves?!?!?"


The transvestite in the movie theather: "Jack him up baby....Don't hurt the face baby!" Then Shonuff says, "Yeah!!!


YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!

The Last Dragon is a CLASSIC and all the lines in that movie are EPIC!! Never EVER talk bad about that movie!

[Gimpy]

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!

The Last Dragon is a CLASSIC and all the lines in that movie are EPIC!! Never EVER talk bad about that movie!




I love the movie too but those lines were the worse. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[demiSe]

But christ, no one's quoting from Last Action Hero?

Wtf? Last Action Hero had great quotes.

"NO SEQUEL FUH UUUUUUUUU"

is probably the best thing you can say when you kill someone in a movie.

[Are_you_okay?!]

That bad line was actually a half-way decent joke. The character Robin, in "the old days" could routinely be found spouting bullshit lines like, "holy rusted metal!" That was a reference to campy lines like that.


Yeah like on that good awful yet enjoyable Batman T.V. Series, he NEVER said it in the comics, even the fucking weird one's.

"Quick Robin, hand me the Bat shark repellent!"

Batman, the 60's movie.

I think I won :lol:

Also Arnold is the greatest actor ever, followed by model/actor Fabio. Anything they do is gold. I think if Marvel ends up doing a Thor movie Fabio will play him.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Who can forget this gem from Commando:
"I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I am very hungry!"

Big thai dude from Kickboxer:
"You bleed like Mai Li... Mai Li goooooood FUCK!"

Mylee (that's how they spelled it in credits, lol... not anywhere near any Thai name I've heard) was so hot. I'm pretty sure nobody in that movie was Thai besides Tong Po. The trainer was obviously Chinese, Mylee was Filipino and JCVD was doing karate moves. That movie sucks shit... the womanizing black guy who somehow gets involved in JCVD's problems by pure luck was the best part.

[Humbag]

Best line from The Running Man

The girl or whoever when being attacked by Dynamo outside of the gamezone.

Dynamo - It bet you thought that was funny out there in the zone eh bitch? (or something like that)

Girl - "There is nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery shoved up his ass."

lol

[Shotokan Symphony]

Naow DAT hit de SPOT!

[Hydro]

Best line from The Running Man

Killian - Drop dead Richards
Richard(Arnold) - I dont do request
FIXED
"A...A man Wipe yo Self Off You Dead":wtf: :tdown:

now if you guys can tell me the movie your good

[Night]

Naow DAT hit de SPOT!

The Running Man, along with all those 80s Arnold movies had awesome lines lol.

Arnold: Killian! Here's your Sub Zero, now PLAIN ZERO!

Girl: What happened to Buzzsaw?
Arnold: He had to split.

Killian: There are still two stalkers out there. Dynamo and Fireball. Who do you think will make the next kill?
Old lady: Oh my. That's a tough one.
Killian: Come on, Angus. You can do it. Who do you think?
Old lady: Alright, I think the next kill will be made by... Ben Richards.
Killian: No, no. Angus, Richards is a runner. You have to pick a stalker.
Old lady: I can pick anyone I choose. And I choose... Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherfucker!

The "That hit the spot!" one was the topper... the way Killian crashed right into the bullseye of a soft drink advertisement LOL...

[Power Man Fox]

Dark night(?)

"I'ma bout to separate your head from your body, I hope you don't mind"


Rocky,

"You're busted!" (edited i think)

Uncle pauly, when he realizes rocky banged his sister.

[P. Gorath]

you cant even get a drink at fatburger for 2.95, least of all a burger

[Return of Shiki]

Yeah like on that good awful yet enjoyable Batman T.V. Series, he NEVER said it in the comics, even the fucking weird one's.

"Quick Robin, hand me the Bat shark repellent!"

Batman, the 60's movie.

I think I won :lol:


No, you lose for mangling up the line:

http://batspray.ytmnd.com/

[MrQuotes]

"A...A man Wipe yo Self Off You Dead":wtf: :tdown:

now if you guys can tell me the movie your good

rush hour, and no i didnt look that up.


and for me: Eject-o Seat-o Cuz!!!

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

how could anyone not mention the absolute worst of all time.


"KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!"

I agree. It just makes no sense in the context. What does King Kong have to do with anything? Is he also a corrupt cop?

He may as well have said "Steel reinforced doors aint got shit on me". Just as arbitrary (which is a good Will Hunting line btw)

[MadGaffler]

from Baby Boy with tyrese ( or w/e his name is )
haha another funny one:

Son: *fed up with the abuse* I hate you!

Snoop Dogg: I hate you too lil nigga!



Hahahaha another favorite, I always enjoy watching Baby Boy.

[vinhhhh]

"That's my cousin Lance in the snake skin pants."

[altron1x]

Already mentioned in Epic quotes thread ^_^

And all this reminds me of another corny-ass line that I'm surprised no one has mentioned:

"I live my life one quarter-mile at a time" x_X

Maybe because that is not a corny-ass line as vin diesel is not quite a god but definitely more than a man

[Dr Sparrow]

Volcano

The kids are all playing paper scissors rock

One of them starts waving his arm or some shit

Kid 1: whats that?
Kid 2: lava
Kid 1: what beats lava?
Kid 2: ...my dad

[Silentness!]

Williams: Mr Han, suddenly I wish to leave your island.
Han: It is not possible.
Williams: Bullshit, Mr. Han-man.

^^^ the bold part had me rolling in laughter.

http://www.swanshadow.com/images/JimKelly.jpg

[.Free.]

"Don't Fuck with the babysitter" from the movie Adventures in Babysitting

[{PFH}-Lake]

"lets see what else is on." End movie-trueman show.

[umthrfkr]

"a word to the wise.... watch your fucking mouth" from the crow.

[Dasrik]

Maybe because that is not a corny-ass line as vin diesel is not quite a god but definitely more than a man
...What?!

[FrazCTF4LIFE]

There is one Steven Seagal line thats eluding me. Please quote some of his best.

[Shotokan Symphony]

Maybe because that is not a corny-ass line as vin diesel is not quite a god but definitely more than a man

pretty terrible movie line right HERE

[altron1x]

...What?!
:looney: Vin Diesel is awesome.

pretty terrible movie line right HERE

thanks <3

[Silentness!]

"A...A man Wipe yo Self Off You Dead":wtf: :tdown:

now if you guys can tell me the movie your good

lol... when I use to play Asheron's Call (a MMORPG) whenever this guy would kill me he had an automatic script say "Wipe yourself off you're dead."

and yes that's from Rush Hour 1.

[Stanman]

The Matrix

"No one's ever done anything like this before"
"I know, that's why it's going to work."


Matrix Revolutions
"You did it."
"No, we did it."

[dann]

How about Transporter 2. I know at least some of you have seen it.

Transporter: I'm afriad your flight has been cancelled.
Bad Man: No, I'm afriad YOU have been cancelled. (Pulls out handgun.)

[Silentness!]

How about Transporter 2. I know at least some of you have seen it.

Transporter: I'm afriad your flight has been cancelled.
Bad Man: No, I'm afriad YOU have been cancelled. (Pulls out handgun.)

I thought the movie was awesome actually. I enjoyed it so much that I laughed during the corny acting.

Transporter: Shouldn't you be in school.
Girl in school uniform skirt: AHHHHH!

[voodazz]

"I'll take you to the bank.... the BLOOD bank."
-Steven Segal, Hard to Kill.

[Night]

"I'll take you to the bank.... the BLOOD bank."
-Steven Segal, Hard to Kill.

*aims gun at the guy's balls and fires*

Segal: I missed! I never miss! They must be smaller than I thought!


Another one from Commando, NOT said by Arnold:

Bennett: I'm not going to shoot you between de eyes, John! I'm going to shoot you between da BALLS!

[Are_you_okay?!]

No, you lose for mangling up the line:

http://batspray.ytmnd.com/

Dagnabbit.

Thanks for the funny clip though, they play that movie all the time on FMC.

[ReggieHadoken]

"Brotha, you come straight out of a comic book."- Enter The Dragon

"Dilly-dally-shilly-shlly"-FFVII Advident Children. Tifa is lucky Cloud didn't cut her head off after she said that.

[Soundatron]

"Brotha, you come straight out of a comic book."- Enter The Dragon

"Dilly-dally-shilly-shlly"-FFVII Advident Children. Tifa is lucky Cloud didn't cut her head off after she said that.

he wouldnt, he woulda cut himself for he was in emo mode

I smell :sniff sniff: skanks. Why dont u leave before I leave treadmarks on your face - Michelle Rodriguez in fast and the furious

Um yeah she sounded so cool. Sounds like a line you'd hear in a damn cartoon.

[Devil X]

wtf those lines were pretty awesome, and multiple sources say that majority of that script was ad libbed.

:rofl: I knew it.

I remember seeing the ads for this movie and they kept showing Denzo and that corny ass line and I thought the movie was going to be trash, but only since it was set in Los Angeles did I decide to check it out. And to my suprise the movie was excellent (sans the final scene where it just completely unraveled).

I would love to see the out takes of that scene. :rofl:

[{PFH}-Lake]

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some of the other lines are so bad I cant post them.

[Zachman]

Training day was horrible movie, imo.

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[Dasrik]

Do you like apples? How do you like THESE apples?

[chaoscntrl77]

Cobra:

Guy robbing the supermarket "I'VE GOT A BOMB IN HERE! DON'T MAKE ME BLOW THIS WHOLE PLACE UP!"

Stallone "Go ahead, I don't shop here"

Good Burger:

some guy talking about how stupid Ed is "If you ask me, he's a couple tacos short of a combination plate"

[TheMaidenMasha]

Swan: Whyd you do it? (kill cyrus)
Luther: No Reason, I just like doin stuff like that!

[axeman61]

I agree. It just makes no sense in the context. What does King Kong have to do with anything? Is he also a corrupt cop?

He may as well have said "Steel reinforced doors aint got shit on me". Just as arbitrary (which is a good Will Hunting line btw)

WTF? It makes PERFECT sense in the context. Alonzo's yelling about how powerful he is and what he can do. King Kong is a symbol of rage and strength. Therefore... just figure out the rest...

[Dr Sparrow]

segal: you may think you're above the law, but you're not above me

[Silentness!]

Goose bumps Haunted mask 2

"Like in the movies." (in an annoying tone)

Me and my brother rewinded that part for years. Good times... (damn I need to go to bed) <--- I love spring break

[starkilled]

I'm going to hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised. tank girl...:confused:

Some Arnold quotes:

"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad." –in "True Lies"


"If I am not me, who da hell am I?" –in "Total Recall"

*KICKS DOWN DOOR!!* " Knock knock" SHOOTS WEAPON KILLING THE SOLDIERS INSIDE* Predator.

[Jumpsuit]

Jeezus. Some of these lines you amateurs are posting up are classic lines from awesome movies.

BULLSHIT MR HAN-MAN is the one of the best lines ever.

Fucking amateurs.:rofl:

[ToXY]

"Sub Zero, now plain zero" - The Running Man, its real chessy but i love it ;)

[Wally]

Clown: Someone's a little mad because they died and went to...
[singing]
Clown: Hell-o, my mutant, Hell-o, my carcass, Hell-o, my bug-infested corpse..."

Spawn

And there are others

[Alzarath]

Also from Spawn

Priest: Isn't it a little early for Halloween?

Spawn: Where you're goin, every day is Halloween.

I can forgive it though, since I thought the actress was hot.

And wtf, there's a sequel in the works?!

[pherai]

*KICKS DOWN DOOR!!* " Knock knock" SHOOTS WEAPON KILLING THE SOLDIERS INSIDE* Predator.

Dude you can't be talkin shit about predator. Every line in that movie is top tier.

[voodazz]

segal: You guys think you're above the law... well you ain't above mine!

fixed.

[psychochronic]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? Same thing as everything else."

-Storm; X-Men

[Xero Kaiser]

"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad." –in "True Lies"

That line kicked ass

[Weeks]

Jeezus. Some of these lines you amateurs are posting up are classic lines from awesome movies.

BULLSHIT MR HAN-MAN is the one of the best lines ever.

Fucking amateurs.:rofl:

Amateurs at what? Finding stupid shit in movies? Is there a pro-level at this sort of thing?

[Ne0phyte]

From Dusk til Dawn: Santanico Pandemonium (Salma Hayak when she's about to killl Clooney)
I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

I love that movie and the rest of the dialog is good, but that part really makes me cringe. Wait, Firefox was telling me I was spelling "dialogue" wrong and so I changed it to "dialog"... so it can be both? I've only ever spelled it dialogue.

[Wally]

Also from Spawn

Priest: Isn't it a little early for Halloween?

Spawn: Where you're goin, every day is Halloween.

I can forgive it though, since I thought the actress was hot.

And wtf, there's a sequel in the works?!


I heard about that. Will it be any good? Only time will tell...

[Soundatron]

Chong Li: You break my record :points at scoreboard:
I break your friend :points to bandana tied around his leg:
- Bloodsport

so bad yet so fuckin funny

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

"Brotha, you come straight out of a comic book."- Enter The Dragon

Fail.

You know damn well that line was fuckin' fly ya Jive Turkey.

[gridman]

*insert entire TMNT script here*

that movie was terrible

[Soundatron]

*insert entire TMNT script here*

that movie was terrible

new one? I can understand the 3rd one but not the others

[Nemesis00]

Semper Fi mother fucker!

The Rock in DOOM!

[sambao]

Suburban Commando, featuring some of the greatest lines including:

grunt: you're a dead man Ramsees! (in a little girls voice)
Hulk Hogan: no wonder you guys don't talk!!

HH: psssst..... anti-freeze!!

kid: wow mister! You're real good at this game!
HH: it was a game????

[ILLiterate]

Once Upon A Time, In Mexico

"Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?"
"I'm a MexiCAN."
"Good."

[gridman]

new one? I can understand the 3rd one but not the others

yes the new one that just came out

full of terrible one liners

who the hell is casey anyways and if he wasnt in the older ones (which im PRETTY sure he wasnt, i cant remember its been sooo long) where did he come from now?

[Soundatron]

Casey Jones was in the first and third one.

[Gimpy]

I was looking at that movie Sleepwalkers yesterday and that movie was chock full of bad movie lines. The part when the cop was chasing the hairless cat dude; the guy made his car invisible and the cop stopped right next to him wondering where he went to. Then the cat, Clovis, starts looking out the window at the guy becasue he can see him


Clovis: MEOW!!!!


Catdude: "Stop looking at me you fucking cat":annoy:.


And at the end of the movie where the catlady got fcked up by all the cats and burst into flames.

Catlady: "You killed my son...my only son...AHHHHHH!!!!"

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[D'Nyc3]

Hatian guy: WHO IS THIS!!!

Will Smith: IT'S THE DEVIL!!!

Hatian guy: THE DEVIL IS NOT WELCOME HUUUUUUUURRRRRR!

*Bad Boys 2*

[Korigama]

Pretty much any line from Fair Game.

"Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience." - main bad guy

"Dosvedanya, asshole!" - William Baldwin

Baldwin: "Who's ever after you are real pros."
Cindy Crawford: "I guess I should be proud, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur."

UGH...Considering how godawful that movie was, I'm surprised no one else mentioned it yet.

[pherai]

Fuck whats wrong with you people? That chong li line is classic man. Nothing bad about it.

That movie coming out Red Line, in the commercial the dude is like "You could have honked" when she rams into someone or something and the bitch is like "that would have been rude." Oh shit, what a badass! Fucking lame.

[BruceLB]

You're either Swat, or you're Not.

[The_Dragon]

Why do so many people keep quoting so many good/great/hilarious/classic lines in this thread? A terrible line is a line that was so poorly written or delivered that it killed the scene or eliminated the coolness of a character in one fell swoop. The Anakin/Padme exchange earlier is a great example of a terrible line, just about 80-90% of the rest of the lines quoted in here are in fact the opposite of terrible lines, as they are funny/ironic/powerful/catchy.

[Shotokan Symphony]

the thread would be considerably more boring, that's why.

[BruceLB]

Chong Li: You break my record :points at scoreboard:
I break your friend :points to bandana tied around his leg:
- Bloodsport

so bad yet so fuckin funny

If by bad you mean completely fucking badass, then yeah.

And the line goes "You break my record. Now I break you! Like I break your friend."

[mad possum]

Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live":

"I have come hear to chew bubble gum and kick ass........(clicks shotgun).......and I'm all outta bubblegum!"


The Manos Hands of Fate quotes were great! Torgo rules! "The Master will be pleased!"

[N-Ken]

(Hmm...I wonder if he said that in that most recent movie of his, The Pursuit of Happyness [and yes, "Happyness" is spelled like that in the title; trust me, I've been working at a book store where I still see that book].)




It's spelled wrong for a reason.

[Soundatron]

Bowser: You know what I like about mud? It's so clean and dirty at the same time.

Um yeah ok

[The Damned]

It's spelled wrong for a reason.

I know it's intentional, but I have to ask what the reason is, if I may.

Because that's how his son spelled it or some bullshit like that?

[Athanasy]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099377/quotes

[N-Ken]

I know it's intentional, but I have to ask what the reason is, if I may.

Because that's how his son spelled it or some bullshit like that?

The daycare where he took his son in the beginning had a painting on the outside that spelled it happyness, and he told them a few times they needed to change it. It was sort of a device to show that even though he's living in the ghetto more or less, he's a smart guy and has standards he lives by where he doesn't want to accept that type of thing. It was mostly an aside in the plot, but still had some meaning.

[Insaniac2]

Rico: I'm the only one who ever loved you.
Judge Dredd: I'll be the judge of that.

[MadGaffler]

Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live":

"I have come hear to chew bubble gum and kick ass........(clicks shotgun).......and I'm all outta bubblegum!"


What.......? That is an awesome line, explain why that is a bad line

[Striderhyru05]

dai cho

IMMA SLAP YOU

dai cho

IMMA SLAP YOU

::money:: understand that?

neaow yeour speeking mai lengeuage

[Kyoujin]

I would have to give my vote to a line in The Matrix: Reloaded; Agent Smith is spewing some bullshit about "wanting everything" at which point Morpheus puts a gun to his head a asks: "Does that include a bullet from this gun?"

Anyone associated with the creation of The Matrix is a cunt-scab...

I would also like to mention the slogan from Alien vs. Predator:

"Who ever wins, we lose."

[The Damned]

I would also like to mention the slogan from Alien vs. Predator:

"Who ever wins, we lose."

If we're including horrible taglines, Stealth's "Fear the Sky" is trumped by very few.

[slowtactician86]

"Goddammit BLADE, GET OUT BLADE!" - that old white dude
"It just breaks my heart seeing you surrounded by enemies" - that old white dude.

Blade III

[tanabe]

"it's not your fault. it's not your fault. it's not your fault. it's not your fault."
Good Will Hunting

average movie with some of the cheesiest lines.

[BruceLB]

"it's not your fault. it's not your fault. it's not your fault. it's not your fault."
Good Will Hunting

average movie with some of the cheesiest lines.

I didn't know cheesy lines win Oscars for BEST FUCKING SCREENPLAY. Oh wait, they don't and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Good Will Hunting was a damn good movie.

[DannyCat]

...Ugh. And I wonder why I even want to try and watch all of the Star Wars movies after only seeing Episode I--I don't even remember why--all the way through; I know what happens.
http://www.rifftrax.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=20
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(and they'll likely get around to doing Ep. 3 as well)