Principal throws feces on child....

[crimzonflame]

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/198600


Principal admits throwing excrement

Apr 02, 2007 05:51 PM
Peter Small
Courts Bureau
A suspended Toronto elementary school principal has pleaded guilty to throwing feces (excrement) on a child.
Maria Pantalone, 49, was charged with two counts of assault - one against that child and one against another – but only admitted to one of the charges today.

“I couldn’t take it any more,” she testified, in describing the provocative circumstances leading up to the incident last June 30.

But she agreed it wasn't in any way justified.

Pantalone, who is the sister of Toronto Deputy Mayor Joe Pantalone, was principal of Keele Street Junior Public School and Mountview Alternative, which collectively have 500 students and operate out of the same building near Keele St. and Humberside Ave.

The names of the victims cannot be published owing to a ban imposed by provincial court Justice Howard Borenstein.

Neither were students at her school.

Since being charged last summer, she has been suspended with pay and ordered to stay away from anyone under the age of 16, unless under supervision.

Both Crown prosecutor John Ball and defence lawyer Michael Caroline jointly recommended that she receive an absolute discharge, which will leave her without a criminal record, and enter into a peace bond not to have contact with the two children.

Caroline submitted some 20 letters of support for his client, including one signed by 19 staff members at her school.


OK I'll go first: Looks like the principal ain't taking shit from her students.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

What I wonder is how do you get to the point where you're so pissed off that you shit in your hand and throw it?

I think before that point I'd do something a little more sane, like maybe punch the kid.

[Debaser]

The monkeys are jealous of you stealing their shit.

[Tat guy]

I instantly thought of about the evolution South Park episode.

[Digitalbooty]

WHAT!!! NO STORY of the SITUATION ITSELF!!!! there's so many questions!!!

[kz0060]

Daaaayuummmmmm you know that kind of shit is gonna stain her permanent record.

[Alzarath]

Wonder what the kid did, for the principal to give him/her so much shit..

[Team Cable]

WTF, shit, how did it come to that?

Did the principal just take a shit, scoop the shit up and chuck it?

And suspended with pay? That must be the greatest shit in the world. It's like a student getting suspended. A real bummer, a kid doesn't have to go to school for a day to two weeks or however long the suspension is.

Suspended with pay, what a life, sit on my ass and get paid.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Fucking Canadians.

EDIT: If you people are going to fucking spam stupid puns every damn thread that has the word "shit" in it, can you at least be halfway creative.

I mean I know you think "How much shit can he take" is so "LOLOLOLOL OMGZ FUNNY", but when you see it every single damn thread, it's fucking stupid.

[Taichi]

The night was dark, the sky was blue.
and down the alley, the shit wagon flew.
not a thing was seen, not a sound was heard.
but a man was killed by a flying turd.

[Windlord0]

I read the title and just turned to my friend and went "2007 is the best year ever."
he agreed. this is amazing

[DaDesiCanadian]

Well... at least that was creative. :rofl:

[Dem-Dem]

Looks like the principal has takin her shit an threw it on the dookie boys.

I wonder if this qualifies as a crap shot?

[maxx]

the shit they went through

[Mizuki]

What? Now pedophiles shit on kids instead of pissing on 'em?

[orochizoolander]

I COME IN HERE AND WHAT DO I SEE?....THERES SHIT ON THE WALLS, THERES SHIT ON THE FLOOR THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!...if anyone knows where that's from i will rep them as much as possible when i get a prem.

insert generic pun in response to thread:

kid: i don't have to take this bullshit from u u ain't my daddy shit u jus a fucking old man!

prinicpal: my god that's quite a dirty mouth u got!

kid: yeah i betchu gonna say something corny like i need to wash it out with soap

prinicpal: actually i have something different in mind...

[felineki]

Sonic Poop!

[Million]

I'm wonder the usual questions here...

-What was the size and consistency of the shit? Was it a big piece? Several pieces? Muddy or more solid? What about the color....the usual/common brown? ...or black, or green? Grey?(it's possible) Did the shit have accessories? ...like corn kernels, spinach leaves, seasame seeds, the occasional red pepper?

How hard did she throw that dookey? Was it underhanded like women's softball, complete with that funny wind-up motion? Overhand like regular baseball pitching? Right or leftie? Where did the shit hit? She scores big points with me if she hit that kid in the face with a large chunk of crap.

When and where did she acquire the shit? Did she crap right there? She had to, as anything else is pre-meditated shit....and really, that raises even MORE questions, like why would she just have a piece of crap on her, "just in case" like that? What's the reasoning there? So....yeah, it had to be on the spot, but I'm not sure what's more strange...a principal just holding some shit, waiting for the next person to piss her off so she can throw it....vs. shitting immediately to use it as a weapon.

...and that raises ANOTHER question; if you see a woman suddenly take a crap in her hand, and she's mad as hell....why wouldn't you run? Well, it may be understandable, as I'd probably be paralyzed by laughing at such a visual. Still, once you see her getting ready to throw....surely you can dodge that?

[Gouki7]

I COME IN HERE AND WHAT DO I SEE?....THERES SHIT ON THE WALLS, THERES SHIT ON THE FLOOR THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!...if anyone knows where that's from i will rep them as much as possible when i get a prem.

insert generic pun in response to thread:

kid: i don't have to take this bullshit from u u ain't my daddy shit u jus a fucking old man!

prinicpal: my god that's quite a dirty mouth u got!

kid: yeah i betchu gonna say something corny like i need to wash it out with soap

prinicpal: actually i have something different in mind...
Dumb and Dumberer?

[starkilled]

Meh shit happens.

[axeman61]

I guess when you deal with so many little kids, you can only swallow so much shit before you start tossing it back.

[thurst]

but when you see it every single damn thread, it's fucking stupid.

...and thats where you're wrong, this shit is hilarious!

*rimshot*

[Logos]

When and where did she acquire the shit? Did she crap right there? She had to, as anything else is pre-meditated shit....and really, that raises even MORE questions, like why would she just have a piece of crap on her, "just in case" like that? What's the reasoning there? So....yeah, it had to be on the spot, but I'm not sure what's more strange...a principal just holding some shit, waiting for the next person to piss her off so she can throw it....vs. shitting immediately to use it as a weapon.

...and that raises ANOTHER question; if you see a woman suddenly take a crap in her hand, and she's mad as hell....why wouldn't you run? Well, it may be understandable, as I'd probably be paralyzed by laughing at such a visual. Still, once you see her getting ready to throw....surely you can dodge that?

That's exactly what I was wondering. I dunno though, I think it had to be pre-meditated. There's no way, no matter how pissed you are, that you're going to drop your pants and shit in your hand before just smacking someone.

She probably had a meeting with the kid or something, brought some crap along, and just let loose like a crazy-ass monkey. Monkey style shit-fu or something.

[Sheng-Long]

Picture of the principal:
http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6451/userid1yb4.jpg

[CoMpOuNd]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: They Called The Shit "excrement"!!!:rofl:

word.

[Starhammer]

insert generic pun in response to thread:

kid: i don't have to take this bullshit from u u ain't my daddy shit u jus a fucking old man!

prinicpal: my god that's quite a dirty mouth u got!

kid: yeah i betchu gonna say something corny like i need to wash it out with soap

prinicpal: actually i have something different in mind...


:clap: :lmao:

can you imagine the kids when they told their parents?

mom: how was school today?

kid:...........I got shit-faced in class.

Mom: What?!? You were drunk in class?

kid: no mom. I got SHIT-FACED. Now gimmie a kiss and some toilet paper.

-Starhammer-

[thurst]

the only way i can picture this going down is that a kid threw shit at her first and she caught or picked it up and retaliated.

[AdverseSolutions]

Picture of the principal:
http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6451/userid1yb4.jpg

i'd shave it

[CarpeNoctumXIII]

i'd shave it

Omg, damn you and your avatar...I was trying to remove that picture from my damn head....oh lord. On topic: Man, shit really hit the fan in that school.

[AdverseSolutions]

actually the shaved version is in my avatar huh lol

[Ragetowersrage]

Since being charged last summer, she has been suspended with pay and ordered to stay away from anyone under the age of 16, unless under supervision.

Cause she would NEVER throw shit at anyone over 16...


:rofl: @ the word Dookie

[fishjie]

actually the shaved version is in my avatar huh lol

lolololololol

[TheSix]

This nigga takes shit into his own hands.

[Hokuto Shingo]

That shit got outta hand

[Sheng-Long]

the only way i can picture this going down is that a kid threw shit at her first and she caught or picked it up and retaliated.

...even better if she was armed with a Lacrosse stick or a Jai Alai basket glove and just quickly volleyed that shit.

[white shadow]

...even better if she was armed with a Lacrosse stick or a Jai Alai basket glove and just quickly volleyed that shit.

:rofl: 100 mph shit sling! :clap:

[orochizoolander]

:clap: :lmao:

can you imagine the kids when they told their parents?

mom: how was school today?

kid:...........I got shit-faced in class.

Mom: What?!? You were drunk in class?

kid: no mom. I got SHIT-FACED. Now gimmie a kiss and some toilet paper.

-Starhammer-



LAWL! if that was me i would opt for disinfectant wipes not toilet paper i think the tp would smear and hurt more then help:rofl:

[KidZero]

actually the shaved version is in my avatar huh lol
:rofl: That's some fucked up shit. :wasted:

[ATM SPIDERTAO]

hey so what ended up happening???

my guess is that the kid likes to take shits randomly in school... and it's like his "thing" where all the other kids laugh at him

and the principal just had enough and threw his OWN shit at him

i DOUBT she's gonna shit on her hand and then throw it at him, although that would be like 100X more funny!

[blooper]

shit...

[AdverseSolutions]

Picture of the principal:
http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6451/userid1yb4.jpg

man, i just realized that this beast is like million and rhio2k's dream girls combined, a shit-flinging furry biped

[MagnetiX]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OH SHIT!! Hahahahahahah, oh hell no. I just spilled my drank!!
What the fuck, man?
Like, what the hell did the kid do so bad for you to just grab some shit (literally) and start throwin it at em? Like, where the hell did she get the shit in the first place? :rofl: :rofl:
I can already picture the Principal doing some native tribe calls or some shit
"AW WOO WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOO!!!!" *throws shit*
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ah god, I told ya'll fools.
Weird shit happens like this nowadays.
Sooner or later, you'll have a Bull's cock up your ass, or even get gangbanged by Pterodactyls like that one dood.

The world's gettin crazy, yo.

[.Free.]

what happened here? did the kid take a shit in his pants or on the principles desk and the principle got a papertowel picked up the shit and threw it on the kids face? i would have just smeared it all over his face

[TS]

Just imagine that moment though, really. You're at school, you're in the middle of talking to someone about some girl, or what was on TV the other night, and then bam.


You get hit in the face with shit.

Just out of nowhere.

In the face.


With shit.


....in the face.


Damn.

[Ragetowersrage]

the only way i can picture this going down is that a kid threw shit at her first and she caught or picked it up and retaliated.


Reminds me of some shit I did in high school lunch. I sat at the wierd kid table and the Jocks thought it was funny to throw shit at us. 99% of the time it missed, dispite them being on football and baseball. I'm about as big if not bigger than most of them so why they would fuck with me I have no idea.

Well this one time, the throw this big ass carrot and its coming right at me. Mid-conversation, I lean to the side, go "Nope" Snag the carrot outta the air and chuck it back, busting one right in the face.


Just imagine that moment though, really. You're at school, you're in the middle of talking to someone about some girl, or what was on TV the other night, and then bam.


You get hit in the face with shit.

Just out of nowhere.

In the face.


With shit.


....in the face.


Damn.



Even better have that shit up on the jumbo tron in slo-mo

[angryliberal]

best news story of '07. the title alone induces so much laughter that it should be banned for public safety.

[Athanasy]

Pantalone

[Mister K]

Lol Dumb and Dumberer, I absolutly lost it when that happened for like 5 minutes and none of my friends thought it was funny, they thought i wnt crazy, and the again when it happened on the car :rofl: :rofl: ....only funny part in movie thought Bob Saget for life

[Taichi]

I COME IN HERE AND WHAT DO I
kid: yeah i betchu gonna say something corny like i need to wash it out with soap




Oh, it's corny all right........

[Riot Guard]

Suspended WITH pay. That's a reward.

[DietSoap]

Picture of the principal:
http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6451/userid1yb4.jpg No wonder, bigfoot is a hardass.

[Rhio2k]

man, i just realized that this beast is like million and rhio2k's dream girls combined, a shit-flinging furry biped

Whoa, no, whoa...I'm freaky, but I like my women to only have carpet and drapes, not full-body astroturf...no sasquatch for me. Canadians can keep their supermodel. Besides, my dream girls are Bebe Nuewirth, Lisa Kudrow, and Danielle Harris, for the record.

[Starhammer]

Suspended WITH pay. That's a reward.

the school board couldn't condone her actions, but they recognize when true ownage against someone's arrogant little brat has been dealt out.

-Starhammer-

[Biolink]

Where did she get the dookie from?