Keith Richards: "I snorted my father."

[9999]

Richards: 'I snorted my father'



Keith Richards (AP file photo)

LONDON (AP) - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time.

In comments published Tuesday, he said he snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. . . . It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002 at the age of 84.

Richards, 63, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and he advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he said.



"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone . . . just kind of lucky.

"I was number one on the 'Who's Likely To Die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list."


Courtesy Canoe:
http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2007/04/03/3906791-ap.html

[Stevie White]

I will never be this awesome. Ever.

[tajiri]

keith richards is a gay.

[ST Vega]

Even a Farooq "DAMN!" couldn't cover that.

[Valaris]

Just :wow::wow::wow:

[Digitalbooty]

He couldn't resist. Wow, just wow.

[Night]

"I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs! Keith, we CAN'T do anymore drugs, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY FUCKIN' DID THEM ALL, alright?! There's NONE left! We have to wait until YOU die and SMOKE YOUR ASHES, Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot and the fuckin' kettle!"

- Denis Leary

[Pinion]

This is just simply mind blowing. :confused:

[ShawnLoganownzu]

so i guess baking soda isnt the only thing i have to look out for now

[Adam Warlock]

2K7 threads are out of control. This is an allstar year.

[final_cut]

Yeah, he did that a while ago. It old news, but in the headlines again in quite a few places. My brother told me the story a while ago.


Oh yeah. AP article.

[Team Cable]

What a dick.

This nigga should have some respect no matter how fucked up he is. Your own dad, wtf?

That's like saying, yeah, I fucked my mom after she died or I ripped off my dead sister's arm, she won't need it.

Keith Richards is a ***.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

He should've mixed him up in milk and guzzled, Cartman style.

[Sacr3D]

What a dick.

This nigga should have some respect no matter how fucked up he is. Your own dad, wtf?

That's like saying, yeah, I fucked my mom after she died or I ripped off my dead sister's arm, she won't need it.

Keith Richards is a ***.

Exactly.

[9999]

He should've mixed him up in milk and guzzled, Cartman style.

Thats exactly the first thing that came to my mind when I read it :rofl:

[maxx]

lol jack sparrows based on him.

[white shadow]

So Tyrone Biggums has been bested?:confused:

[Grits'N'Gravy]

So Tyrone Biggums has been bested?:confused:


Keith Richards has always been the truth. Tyrone Biggums doesn't even get started before Keith beasts him. Keith's drug use makes Ozzy Osbourne look like a DARE Counselor.

[SFFanatic]

Cartman: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents!

[Barky]

probably got an influx of memories from his dad... trippy

[SFFanatic]

probably got an influx of memories from his dad... trippy

*Keith goes to take a shot*
Keith's Dad: Don't drink that shit, you gay bitch!
Keith...WTF!? :confused:

[Bounce]

well i guess that's his way of always keeping a piece of his father with him.

oddly he wanted his daddy inside him, but couldn't tell him while he was a live.

[Taichi]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

[skisonic]

fuck you guys.
if i could roll up pops, I would.
OYAJIIIIII!

[The Epidemic]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

:rofl:

[Raziel321]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.


you win sir. i smoke pot almost religiously, but i've never fucked with yay and never will. its the devils drug, srsly.

[J-ride]

I'm really speechless, I don't even know how to react to that.

[KryptoniteBoots]

damn that man is psychotic.

[CoMpOuNd]

say.. word...

[OMG AntiAir Dust]

Is he really sure he COULDNT resist?

[Hunter D]

Don't know about you guys, but I have already put down some money on good cigar paper.