why is akuma always assalting bison?

[kaka]

...Lol

[(RedBeard)]

Maybe Bison is actually a secret pork chop potato police grinder of special unit G-Unit bandaid surprise and he just wants to make pillow pancakes out of the toughest paper towel hockey pucks he can lay his hands on, and Akuma is a bonafide pillow biting assassin under the methodical watch of a devious overlord who plows chickens from their glove filled dens, only to stuff them into an impossibly small deoderant flavored beef jerky farm.

[Allosaurus]

Free negs + Post.

[fishjie]

why is this thread gay?

[Zakuta]

Because Bison was always too sweet.

[Allosaurus]

"Assalting"

HAHA OH WOW

[Humbag]

Because bison is his butt buddy?