STDs

[raisingstorm]

I remember a couple years ago i used to eat my gf's vagine... her vagine had an unpleasant taste and odor but i ate the vagine neways becus she was stuper hot and shlobbbed a mean donkey doodle. Ever since I have had halitosis (bad breathe!?) very similar to her vagine. NE ideas??? super cerial here guys.

[maxx]

lol..too easy...who's gonna take the bait on this one?

[J-ride]

I'll bite:
I'm not a doctor, but I am going to guess that you have a yeast infection in your mouth.

[Mizuki]

It's probably a coincidence, or it can be an infection. God these questions are gunna be so awkward, but did you say, "drink" it. If you did it could be that, caused an irritation or infection in your esophagus causing the halitosis. Other than that I don't know.
p.s. it isn't lupus

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Hahahaha

Umm... brush your teeth more homie, getting the pubic hair in your teeth doesn't count as flossing.

[R.P.D rookie]

Whoever changed the thread title from "std's?" to STDS couldn't escape Raccoon City's finest and his watchful ways.


I liked the original thread title, it personified the std(s) and gave them ownership.:lol:

[Gasp]

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what would you say her "vagine" tasted like?

i think you might have rabies

[ugly duckling]

your girl has a sour dough yeast infection:arazz:

[raisingstorm]

I'll bite:
I'm not a doctor, but I am going to guess that you have a yeast infection in your mouth.


yeah i thought that ... doctors don't really accept the fungus stuff, and he said my mouth wasn't that white.... i dunno i think i might though


her vagine tasted like old wine on a hot day, mixed with a garbage can and lemons

did i drink it?????? maybe, i don't remeber was a while ago

[Sasmasta]

Rum 151 will knock that shi' outta your mouth. Either that or burn its way down your throat and burn off all them 'funky jizzerms'! Hurray for alcohol!

Note: A few years ago and still havin' funked breath? That's some crazy clam you ate dude...and (throws in the random) Cadbury Eggs give you chocolate breath!

Quick Edit: Garbage cans and lemons? Hahaha! Classic...

[poppinrice]

Rice with the love advice:

Pop an altoid in your mouth. Not only will you stop having bad breath. But you wont smell yeast and yo gurl be feelin' it.

Dont have her rub you the wrong way

payce

[Sasmasta]

When life gives you lemons, make lemon aid! When life gives you yeast, make bread. -Sas

[AdverseSolutions]

her vagine tasted like old wine on a hot day, mixed with a garbage can and lemons




skuuuuuuuuunk in the truuuuuuuuuunk

[ADarkSilhouette]

Man I love srk. :lol:

[Autocrat1]

You're a member of S.A.R.S.! :tup:

[Stuckey]

for saying "shlobbed a mean donkey doodle", you get rep from me sir.

and quit eating pussy.

[Wolfkiller]

Judging by your av, I think maybe she was a he and you were doing some hardcore ass licking instead. And the only thing higher up on the "Dirty Bacterial Holes" list than cooter is the unwiped ass. Pray for your mouth.

[Striderhyru05]

hmm I wonder if it may be coming from your salivary glands...

[Biolink]

It would probably be best to go to WebMD.com or to a doctor to find some kind of medicine that can knock that shit out.

[Warpticon]

How is babby formed

[CrouchingTiger]

How is babby formed
Look at you, tryin to be all funny and whatnot. Well I've got news for you sir....... You succeeded! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (I think it's solely due to the way you spelled baby)

[Cowboyday]

When life gives you lemons, make lemon aid! When life gives you yeast, make bread. -Sas

When life gives you aids, make lemon-aids! :tup:

[phae]

How is babby formed

I never expected to see that said outside of SA. God damn. :rofl:

[LimeGreenPatato]

It's over. You have aids.

[elitericerocket]

lol, after reading this I think I just threw up a little.

[mags]

Judging by your av, I think maybe she was a he and you were doing some hardcore ass licking instead. And the only thing higher up on the "Dirty Bacterial Holes" list than cooter is the unwiped ass. Pray for your mouth.

:rofl: :rofl:

[celcius]

The only solution is to remove your teeth. I'll get the pliers.

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

I got this..ITs just like when you eat sour starburst all day. Except you ate vagina all day..so what you do is.. pour some milk down there next time.. then after drank a little mouthwash. Then tell her ass to clean up

[Son Them All]

Actually I hate admit knowing this, but alot of times the taste/odor (and there is a natural one that's universal that some people just happen to think is foul) lasts a long time for some reason. I have the smell on my fingers for hours after, or can taste it for awhile.

Brush and floss more man.

[SmokedAlive]

she was stuper hot and shlobbbed a mean donkey doodle.

OMG, this is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read. I am at work and rolling on the floor. Shit is top tier and if I could give you some green I would.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BBCampbell]

Taste the rainbow.

[WhiteKong]

dude are you sure you weren't eating her ass?

[raisingstorm]

Judging by your av, I think maybe she was a he and you were doing some hardcore ass licking instead. And the only thing higher up on the "Dirty Bacterial Holes" list than cooter is the unwiped ass. Pray for your mouth.


!?!?! I would recocnize the smell of dookie anywhere and this wasn't dookie. It was... tangy almost. Lick an ass then lick a dirty vag and get back to me on the similarities/differences 1800 words, paragraph form, double spaced, and don't mess with the font... i know all the tricks.

[BBCampbell]

The question is: Have YOU ever licked an ass then licked a dirty vag?

[CoMpOuNd]

breath mint?

Always shield yourself boyyys!

word.

[4Play]

Pics of said vagina.

[final_cut]

Whoever changed the thread title from "std's?" to STDS couldn't escape Raccoon City's finest and his watchful ways.


I liked the original thread title, it personified the std(s) and gave them ownership.:lol:

I was about to applaud the fact that they didn't make it possessive like so many SRKers do, but then I read the post and I figured something happened to the title.

[Henaki]

go to a free medical clinic dumbshit

[EvilRyuX]

Pics of said vagina.

From the way the vagina in question was described, I think this thread is better off without pictures of the stinky cooch.

[raisingstorm]

Pics of said vagina.

hmmm u can come to my house and i'll breath on you, thats the best i can doo

[Autocrat1]

hmmm u can come to my house and i'll breath on you, thats the best i can doo
Ah, I see. The bitch was already dead, yet you pressed Start on that pussy anyway. Gotcha.

[Biolink]

hmmm u can come to my house and i'll breath on you, thats the best i can doo

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[4Play]

hmmm u can come to my house and i'll breath on you, thats the best i can doo

:wasted: :wasted: No thanks.:rofl:

[Wolfkiller]

!?!?! I would recocnize the smell of dookie anywhere and this wasn't dookie. It was... tangy almost. Lick an ass then lick a dirty vag and get back to me on the similarities/differences 1800 words, paragraph form, double spaced, and don't mess with the font... i know all the tricks.

I refuse, sir. Only clean ass and vag licking for me. I don't wanna be SRK's #2 member with dickhole breath.

[Warpticon]

I refuse, sir. Only clean ass and vag licking for me. I don't wanna be SRK's #2 member with dickhole breath.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jumpsuit]

Do you floss?

Do you use a tongue scraper?

If you don't you should.

Her snatch is probably cleaner than your mouth.

Alot of times bad breath has alot to do with your diet. Do you have acid reflux or stomach problems? How about your dental hygiene? Do you have bleeding gums after you brush?

[Gouki7]

I remember a couple years ago i used to eat my gf's vagine... her vagine had an unpleasant taste and odor but i ate the vagine neways becus she was stuper hot and shlobbbed a mean donkey doodle. Ever since I have had halitosis (bad breathe!?) very similar to her vagine. NE ideas??? super cerial here guys.

You'll have fresh rolls comin out of your mouth in no time :rofl:

[ShinGouki00]

I win. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gxFyjtbXMI0)

[Night]

Don't worry about it. STDs are a myth. They don't exist! Everyone on the internet has had sex with at least twenty to thirty people, most of the time raw and no one here has any STDs period. That's why condoms were the worst things ever to invent. Whoever came up with the idea to invent condoms needs to DIAF.

[Rekka1210]

i lol'd at this thread so hord

[AkumaTX]

COuld it be your upper lip only?