New 3rd Round Women's Tourney East Region match: Amerie vs Shakira!

[The Invincible Swordsman]

The winner of this match shall face off against Scarlett Johansson in the East Regional Finals.


#4 Seed "The Time Stopper", Shakira

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jCbB8ZpP5eg
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=2428191&postcount=174
http://gallery.future-i.com/MT/pic:SM41/full/~Shakira-2-1024-x-768.jpg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lCfnGg7cIBk <----- Old school Shakira vid..... back when she had dark hair (then known as "Evil Shakira")


vs


#16 Seed Amerie

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nIZTQ2PVgZE
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3143757&postcount=293
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=2905652&postcount=110
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MIx2u4vBL1Q


You know what to do.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

She's my #1A and I can't go away from her. I've been in love with her for 5 years and it will continue for a long time. She's my 1st, my last, my everything. I've been so many places.... seen so many things but none as lovely as she
More beautiful than the Mona Lisa....... worth more than gold
and my eyes have the pleasure to behold
She's my latest..... and my greatest
My latest, my greatest inspiration


My vote = I love you Amerie.

[The Invincible Swordsman]

And when you're voting just remember these 2 things.

#1 When you watch a Shakira video, you know you put on the mute button.
#2 Amerie is half black, half korean.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN singing in his best Teddy Pendegrass voice:

Things never looked clearer, peace within never felt clearer
My burden's gone..... it's turned into a song

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=2876756&postcount=505

Tender as a baby's touch..... I need to fuck her OOOh so much
At last....... my dick...... has arrived

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=2741114&postcount=149

More beautiful than the Mona Lisa.......

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=2734347&postcount=136

worth more than gold

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=2418478&postcount=186

and my eyes have the pleasure to behold
She's my latest..... and my greatest
My latest, my greatest inspiration

[white shadow]

I don't even think halfling Yellow Fever can save Amerie now.

[Autocrat1]

When Shakira lost dat booTAY, she also lost my love.

And by love, I mean, Cocktimus Prime™, ©, 1985 UNLTD.

*votes*

[Logos]

I don't even think halfling Yellow Fever can save Amerie now.

What he said.

[CoMpOuNd]

shakira.... my dad agrees.

word.

[Soge_King]

Meh...

Amerie = ok.
Shakira = fugly.

Easy vote :tup:

[Hokuto Shingo]

Amerie. In hotness and talent. The only reason people gave a damn about Shakira in the first place is because she looked like a Telemundo version of Beyonce.

[orochizoolander]

amerie's has a MUCH better face then most mixed black celebs and her body ain't no joke either but this is still completely unfair shakira is just in a league of her own and if she won the entire damn thing NO ONE would vote for a recount.

[orochi ryu]

When Shakira lost dat booTAY, she also lost my love.

And by love, I mean, Cocktimus Prime™, ©, 1985 UNLTD.

*votes*

ROFL.... :lol: (no homo)

Amerie. In hotness and talent. The only reason people gave a damn about Shakira in the first place is because she looked like a Telemundo version of Beyonce.

Telewhat!?

[Sacr3D]

Voted for Amerie. I would fuck her if I had to chose between her and Shakira. But her damn songs suck ass, especially 1 thing.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Shakira sounds like a man. I bet she has a dick hidden up under there.

Amerie is alright, but she doesn't sound like a dude so I am for her.

Also, Shakira ruined the Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz beat for me. I hear the beginning thinking "Oh, oldschool shit UPTOWN BABY" and then am thoroughly disappointed.

[The Invincible Swordsman]

You're holding that song against her? That song fucking sucked! :lol: And so did Tariz and Gunz! But you voted for Amerie so :tup: to you.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Damn, when I left Ames was up by 3. Now she's down by 9? Come on people. Where are the Amerie votes? You sure were't holding them when she was going up against Beyonce.

[RoninChaos]

You guys seen that shakira and beyonce video? God DAMN SON!

Shakira, or you don't have a penis.

[versus addict]

^.....lol, what he said.

[Soge_King]

Shakira, or you don't have a penis.

Another man's penis, that is. Which is why I went with the hetero choice and voted for Amerie!

:razzy:

[Hokuto Shingo]

You guys seen that shakira and beyonce video? God DAMN SON!

Shakira, or you don't have a penis.

Yeah I saw Beyonce...and nothing else. Point?




Telewhat!?
You know damn right!

[Gasp]

Shakira
dont pull the "what happend to yellow fever" or "cuz shes black" card either

[shatterstar]

The only reason people gave a damn about Shakira in the first place is because she looked like a Telemundo version of Beyonce.
yep, you're from Dallas, lol. QFT.

[Dasrik]

Also, Shakira ruined the Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz beat for me. I hear the beginning thinking "Oh, oldschool shit UPTOWN BABY" and then am thoroughly disappointed.
You fail so fucking hard.

[Infested Jester]

Amerie :tup:

[Million]

I had to think about this one for awhile...but yeah, Amerie will take my vote on this one. If we were talking about Dark Shakira, it might've been a different result. Why does she continually conceal her true hotness powerlevel by remaining blonde?! Tragic situation...Amerie for me. I always think of her legs in that one video from about a year or 2 ago...those thighs had me entranced.

[9999]

Shakira

[Shade]

Amerie. Let's not be silly here. Hands down, Amerie.

http://www.moclothing.com/lifestyle1/images/amerie.gif
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1159/ameriepicture1to9.jpg <----

[Wellman]

I had to think about this one for awhile...but yeah, Amerie will take my vote on this one. If we were talking about Dark Shakira, it might've been a different result. Why does she continually conceal her true hotness powerlevel by remaining blonde?! Tragic situation...Amerie for me. I always think of her legs in that one video from about a year or 2 ago...those thighs had me entranced.

Co-Sign.

But damn, Shakira's former vibrations passing up Amerie sucks. WHY!?

[Hokuto Shingo]

"Hey Hey Hey Hey! What IS going ON here?" - Mr. Belding

[Grits'N'Gravy]

You fail so fucking hard.

About Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz... that song was the shit when I was in 7th grade.

Reminds me of the good ol days when mom used to give me an allowance and I didn't have to do any homework. I think I last heard that song in 2000... anyway, everybody used to listen to weak shit.

That bitch still sings like a man tho.

[white shadow]

Amerie. Let's not be silly here. Hands down, Amerie.

http://www.moclothing.com/lifestyle1/images/amerie.gif
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1159/ameriepicture1to9.jpg <----

First pic embodies why I voted for her.

~Na na na Oh~

[Lick Me Off]

shakira.... my dad agrees.

word.

word x 2. My dad likes Shakira. I do too. My vote goes for Shak....

















....ira

[Dasrik]

About Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz... that song was the shit when I was in 7th grade.

Reminds me of the good ol days when mom used to give me an allowance and I didn't have to do any homework. I think I last heard that song in 2000... anyway, everybody used to listen to weak shit.

That bitch still sings like a man tho.
No, you fail because (1) that sample was used only at the very beginning of "Deja Vu" compared to thru the whole damn "Hips Don't Lie" song but more importantly (2) everyone knows that gay little trumpet flourish is from "Amores Como El Nuestro" which is a merengue classic for some reason. So :P

(P.S. I liked "Deja Vu" too despite myself.)

[Darth Kidd]

Shakira is hot shit. She wins because her ass tastes like starbursts.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

(2) everyone knows that gay little trumpet flourish is from "Amores Como El Nuestro" which is a merengue classic for some reason. So :P

(P.S. I liked "Deja Vu" too despite myself.)

I always thought Merengue was a type of Pie...

Like Desmond Dekker says, the more you live, the more you learn. ;p

[Stuckey]

Damn...for the first time I can't decide.

[Biolink]

Amerie. In hotness and talent. [bThe only reason people gave a damn about Shakira in the first place is because she looked like a Telemundo version of Beyonce.[/B]

That's the truth :rofl:

[Starhammer]

You guys seen that shakira and beyonce video? God DAMN SON!

Shakira, or you don't have a penis.

Nah. that's no good either. Mine was destroyed during the last tourney when I had to decide, but even as a man who's.......... "inner self" is currently regrowing can tell you that the clear choice here is Shakira.

-Starhammer-

[Taito]

I choose SH_ _ _ _ _ (http://www.computerarts.co.uk/__data/assets/image/199063/akira_main2.jpg)

[.Free.]

I voted for amerie for the better face and killer legs... all i like on shakira is her ass and the fact that she is real short and can put her in my pant pocket.

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

http://img101.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc213&image=30278_johnricardgreen4.jpg

Wait, did I read correctly? This creature above beat Beyonce?

That's what she really looks like with minimal airbrushing and makeup.