I'm getting penis enlargement Pills (Which price is the best deal?)

[greeneggs&ham]

http://www.extense-rx.com/

1 Reg $59.99
$35.99 ½ inch
1 Month Supply
2 Reg $179.99
$67.99 ½ - 1 inch
2 Month Supply

3 Reg $269.99
$92.99 1 - 2 inches
3 Month Supply

6 Reg $539.99
$173.99
$28.99ea 2 - 4 inches
6 Month Program
Best Deal!

im thinking about getting the 6 month program,which would be the best deal?I want to my penis up to 16 inches at least,so thats about a 1year program right?

[Grimm_Demize]

Hahaha...

This thread will NOT go well.

[R.P.D rookie]

This position on srk is already filled by Rsigely.

[Ryu & Ken]

The only way I would take that is if it was forever and that means I can stop taking the pills aftre 6 months for arguements sake

[pherai]

This dude who was in my english class a couple years ago said he got permanent results from a couple weeks of enzyte. He said he was in the double digits, although he didn't seem like the most credible source.

[LimeGreenPatato]

baaaaaaahahahahahaha you have a small dick

[greeneggs&ham]

baaaaaaahahahahahaha you have a small dick

no its 7 inches im just trying to keep it growing till it cant anymore.

[R.P.D rookie]

This dude who was in my english class a couple years ago said he got permanent results from a couple weeks of enzyte. He said he was in the double digits, although he didn't seem like the most credible source.

Yeah, he sounds like one of those people everyone knows that when you tell a story, that guy has done what you did but even more "XTREME!".

You: "I got a chance to ride in that guy's mustang last night"

Him: "Yeah, back where I'm from, I had friends who had Lamborghinis and Ferraris. They use to let me drive them in underground street racing a few times. You ever been through the quarter mile in 10 seconds?"

You: "....no..."

Him: "Me neither, that's because I've been through in 9 flat in a Honda Civic my friend has with a V16 engine put in it."

[Valaris]

This dude who was in my english class a couple years ago said he got permanent results from a couple weeks of enzyte. He said he was in the double digits, although he didn't seem like the most credible source.

That's like me trying to convince you I don't have a baby sized dick.

errr I mean....:confused:

[1]

Before/After pics please. So we can see if this stuff really works.

[LimeGreenPatato]

no its 7 inches im just trying to keep it growing till it cant anymore.


Yeah sure it is.

[4Play]

Before/After pics please. So we can see if this stuff really works.
:wtf:
No homo?

[Doc Holliday]

I want to my penis up to 16 inches at least,so thats about a 1year program right?

You're fucking joking right? This is a joke. It's gotta be. 16 inches at least? I don't think I've seen a porn movie with some dude taking up precious female screen time with 16 inches of wang. Ever. It'd block the fucking screen. I don't even think it's humanly possible. Shane Diesel isn't even there. I'll give you this: you think big. "At least 16 inches" :rofl:

You'd fucking kill any girl you penetrated.

[1]

:wtf:
No homo?

We'll see when he posts those pics. :wgrin:

[greeneggs&ham]

You're fucking joking right? This is a joke. It's gotta be. 16 inches at least? I don't think I've seen a porn movie with some dude taking up precious female screen time with 16 inches of wang. Ever. It'd block the fucking screen. I don't even think it's humanly possible. Shane Diesel isn't even there. I'll give you this: you think big. "At least 16 inches" :rofl:

You'd fucking kill any girl you penetrated.

thats dumb,i cant see any guy not wanting a penis up to 12-16 inches.Yes there are people out there with double digits in penis size,why can i?

sure ill pm me if you guys want them/

results from each month,sounds good?

[WhiteKong]

i took pills to make my balls bigger.
so now i got like two babiesheads.
going for ted koppels.

[FallingEdge]

Isn't a medical fact that you these pills are fake and won't work?

[Rage02fire]

i took pills to make my balls bigger.
so now i got like two babiesheads.
going for ted koppels.

Da fuck you've been at man??? Haven't seen you on SRK for a minute...

[phontain]

"Penis enlargement pills" or ointments are commonly offered over the Internet. Analyses performed by Flora Research of California and by the University of Maryland have uncovered harmful contaminants in a number of "penis enlargement" pills. Contaminants found included mold, yeast, dangerous E. coli bacteria, pesticides, and lead.[1] Dr. Michael Donnenberg of the University of Maryland has described herbal pills marketed by Performance Marketing Ltd. as having "heavy fecal contamination", possibly from animals grazing near the plants harvested for herbal ingredients.[2]

References:

1^ http://www.pharmacist.com/articles/h_ts_0350.cfm
2^ http://www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=5383

:wonder:

[greeneggs&ham]

Isn't a medical fact that you these pills are fake and won't work?

these pills are fake?the fuck? ill look into it,maybe i need different brand

References:

1^ http://www.pharmacist.com/articles/h_ts_0350.cfm
2^ http://www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=5383

:wonder:

i dont care whats happens to me,long as my dick is 12 to 16 inches in size.

[DragonSama]

Dude you are going about this all wrong. you don't need pills for this. you can do what countless other guys have done.

get a Shop vac. You just stick the hose over your jimmy junk and turn it on full blast and leave it on all night long. you will have a bigger wang in just weeks :tup:

[Sacr3D]

Try a penis pump :rofl:

[shoo]

^^^ swedish made?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[WhiteKong]

Da fuck you've been at man??? Haven't seen you on SRK for a minute...

growing my balls with lotions from the orient.

[peskypurple]

Sheet, if they work let me know!

Granted there was this really weird story on "House" last night where this dude was using some kind of cream to lengthen (or harden I'm not sure) his man-hood. Anywho, because he was using this cream he was expunging massive amounts of testosterone through his skin and his children and girl friend were absorbing them through their skin. They suffered with extra hair, and increased aggression and his younger daughter of only 4 began her cycle. I wonder if that is possible?

Hey found out for me will ya?

[Red-Impact]

Before/After pics please. So we can see if this stuff really works.

co-sign.

And I heard that penis pumps can make your dick blow up:confused:

[BBCampbell]

^^^ swedish made?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

That sort of thing's not my bag, baby!

[orochizoolander]

I want to my penis up to 16 inches at least,so thats about a 1year program right?

this thread has so much potential to grow.

[Doc Holliday]

thats dumb,i cant see any guy not wanting a penis up to 12-16 inches.Yes there are people out there with double digits in penis size,why can i?

sure ill pm me if you guys want them/

results from each month,sounds good?

It is dumb when what you're asking for is unrealistic. You're telling me you want to more than double the size of your shit? With just pills? Never gonna happen. Especially when your original post said 16 inches is what you wanted. Yeah, there are a number of people that were born with double digits. They're called porn stars. And even still, I don't know of any with 16 inchers. Someone correct me if I'm wrong because I don't typically google "pornstar cock size".

But they were BORN with the genetics of a big cock. Then there are the people that mutilated their shit with surgery to get a little more size and now their shit looks like a cross between an uncircumsized wang and Frankenstein. Oh, and they loose feeling too.

Here's one problem with having the big one: You seriously will hurt a chick. There's only so much space before you start hitting cervix buddy and any girl will tell you that's a no go.

Here's another: You'll need to have a hose reel surgically installed.

[Son Them All]

They don't work fucknut....

Don't pay any amount of money for penis pills, EVER.

[Autocrat1]

no its 7 inches im just trying to keep it growing till it cant anymore.
This ain't the time to be dicking around. Fuck those pussies who want your money. Use the 5 finger discount :p:

Maximize those stats, dammit!

Tigirth...Tigirth...Tigirth.... - 2
Shoryuken Get Longer!!™ - 2 (I don't believe yo ass)
Ball, shit! - 3
Beast - 9
Turtle - 1
Shun Goku Satsu - 6
AHVB mash - 2
1 pixel cumback - 0


Don't feel wanguished if it doesn't measure up at first. It's hard, but somebody's gotta do it. Live long and prosper.

Phew...that's enough puns for one day.

[versus addict]

....do yourself a favor and just accept your dick size. Those pills are a scam intended to prey on people who are gullible and insecure.

There is nothing you can do to change the fact that you have a small penis....

[bbq sauce]

thats dumb,i cant see any guy not wanting a penis up to 12-16 inches.

Maybe because real life women want a human sized penis.. not a horse's dick.

[Demon Dash]

This is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard...

[Sacr3D]

co-sign.

And I heard that penis pumps can make your dick blow up:confused:

Shhh no one is supposed to know! :badboy:

[Preppy]

Here's one problem with having the big one: You seriously will hurt a chick. There's only so much space before you start hitting cervix buddy and any girl will tell you that's a no go.qft

I've broken up with awesome girls because we couldn't have sex (I'm above average (typically use Magnums, and fuck you if you think regulars would work because those things broke all the time and that gets scary for both of you), but not John Holmes). While this is probably a great joke thread -- bigger is not necessarily better. It's how you treat them, do them, and use it. This is covered everywhere.

Hitting the cervix might be good for some women, but most of my girlfriends have found it painful, and who the hell wants to always be super cautious when going at it? =P

[<---SiNN--->]

In before growth.

To make your dick bigger,just stick your dick in a bowl full of ants,You will get results in instint length and width

[Striderhyru05]

From what I hear those pills are made to make you think your wang is getting bigger. Just like the hair-growth and height-growth pills, they will work like a placebo and you will (sometimes) see very small improvements, all from which come directly from your mind. If you think that these pills are making your johnson get bigger, your mind will trigger something that over time will show some small improvement.

My uncles a doctor, and this is one of his many theories about these pills. He says there are other perfected and proven ways to get your jimmy bigger, just have to look around for a place that is legit.

[ParryAll]

this is a joke thread right?

you've all been baited I think...

[angryliberal]

i have a small dick, but it makes an interesting conversation piece...like "have you ever seen a light switch look huge? well compare it to this...yeah, that's right, even shaven it looks like a small cyst, drink it in baby..."

[Team Cable]

Pills are absolute bullshit.

If anything the pills will provide slightly more blood flow.

But why the fuck would you want a 12-16 inch dick? The average female vagina is about four inches deep and sure there are porn stars who are in the double digit range, but a foot long dong, nigga please.

And if you're seven inches then why would you need to get bigger? I only know of Asians that seek these sort of pills. True story, my friend and I went to a porn convention and he jumped at the opportunity to grab FOUR bottles of these bullshit pills (the price was good and you got a free DVD).

[Biolink]

Dude's bought to kill a hooker.:rofl:


What girl would want you(Regardless if you have a nice face or a good personality).Any girl that you penetrate would be FINEST KO'ED

[Debaser]

It's more about thicknes than length.

[Rhio2k]

But why the fuck would you want a 12-16 inch dick? The average female vagina is about four inches deep and sure there are porn stars who are in the double digit range, but a foot long dong, nigga please.



Maybe he wants his neighbor's mares to actually feel it. *shrug*

[Allosaurus]

Lol

He wants a Hentai-size penis.

[Shade]

SRK, no one cares about your penis, and what you do with it. This goes for all the masturbation threads too. You are all faggots, and dont come to my block with that shit.

Anyway, topic is made of fail.

[dirzzt360]

i have a small dick, but it makes an interesting conversation piece...like "have you ever seen a light switch look huge? well compare it to this...yeah, that's right, even shaven it looks like a small cyst, drink it in baby..."

This shit made me laugh so crazy.

[TheVagabond]

It's more about thicknes than length.

My thoughts exactly.

(at least that's what I hear from most women)

[TGC]

My thoughts exactly.

(at least that's what I hear from most women)

It's true, the nerves inside are like on the wall of the women. Some women have like a vaginal wall if you go too deep, and i've been told it hurts them if you hit it.

[Hoonyo]

hey this thread is pretty good. at first i thought it was a rsigley thread that's how good it is.

[Rhio2k]

It's true, the nerves inside are like on the wall of the women. Some women have like a vaginal wall if you go too deep, and i've been told it hurts them if you hit it.

I think you mean the cervix.

[BlackHeartKing]

*laughs hysterically like Cartman from South Park*

either this dude has problems, or this is one hell of a joke thread.
let's see...
1) Co-signs what preppy said. nothing sucks more than when you're trying to give a girl the business, and she keeps moving away cuz you're going to deep.
2) Thickness > Length... true story *nods*
3) Those pills don't work.

On another note, I alway wondered how the people that advertise these things don't get sued for false advertisement... I kinda wanna buy some so I can get rich.

[Night]

Sorry, but even if you're 16 inches, everyone on the internet still has a bigger one than you and no woman in the universe will be pleased sexually. Need to shoot for more.

[Son Them All]

Seriously tho, like Preppy said, if you're atleast six you don't want much more. I'm above average as well, and from what I'm told well above average width-wise, and it IS A PROBLEM. If the girl isn't a total hoe who's had her shit smashed to the point where fucking her like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, she's going to be in pain. That's GREAT for your ego, but after awhile you get sick of not even being able to thrust because she literally tells you "Don't move mother fucker, just lay there". Having your girl being extra cranky all the time because you're knocking out her insides is not fun.

[The Epidemic]

thats dumb,i cant see any guy not wanting a penis up to 12-16 inches.Yes there are people out there with double digits in penis size,why can i?

sure ill pm me if you guys want them/

results from each month,sounds good?

:rofl: have u ever actually fucked a broad before!? 16 inches!! u gootta be joking son

[greeneggs&ham]

:rofl: have u ever actually fucked a broad before!? 16 inches!! u gootta be joking son

yes, but i only fuck hookers,no im not fucking kidding nothing wrong with a big penis

[MrBuster]

LoL at this thread.

[GeoG2]

Motion in the ocean, bitches.

Motion in the ocean.

[Mystic_bash]

I've said this before in another thread similar to this, Jelq ftw.

[Biolink]

Since you are going to be some human dick monster,why don't you for as much as you can.

Be all that you can be :tup:

[Kuenai]

qft

I've broken up with awesome girls because we couldn't have sex (I'm above average (typically use Magnums, and fuck you if you think regulars would work because those things broke all the time and that gets scary for both of you), but not John Holmes). While this is probably a great joke thread -- bigger is not necessarily better. It's how you treat them, do them, and use it. This is covered everywhere.

Hitting the cervix might be good for some women, but most of my girlfriends have found it painful, and who the hell wants to always be super cautious when going at it? =P

Seriously. I'm in Zach's situation, and I know what it's like to have to actually stop moving for *several* minutes just for her to get used to it. It's really not that fun. If you can use it well, you've got it made. Just learn a bit more on what you're doing.

[phae]

I've said this before in another thread similar to this, Jelq ftw.

I read up on it at one point (I am curious, and Wikipedia is good for boredom) and the downside of jelqing is that you get that weird head shape where one side is all long and shit. I can't explain it.

But yeah, this thread just HAS to be a fucking bait.

[mags]

I don't care enough to read through this whole thread, but if the dude is serious, I remember reading these were proven not to work. Companies like Enzyte make money off of male insecurity, not results.

And unless you are freak like small, knowing what to do with the dick you got is more important than trying to level up to donkey schlong status. At a certain point any more dick won't even fit into the chick anymore.

EDIT: I see this has been mentioned, damn dude chick couldn't handle it so you had to break up?

[Mystic_bash]

I read up on it at one point (I am curious, and Wikipedia is good for boredom) and the downside of jelqing is that you get that weird head shape where one side is all long and shit. I can't explain it.

But yeah, this thread just HAS to be a fucking bait.
Long time no see, And :confused: I didnt know jelq did that shit, Thank god im happy with my dick size.

[phae]

I don't care enough to read through this whole thread, but if the dude is serious, I remember reading these were proven not to work. Companies like Enzyte make money off of male insecurity, not results.

And unless you are freak like small, knowing what to do with the dick you got is more important than trying to level up to donkey schlong status. At a certain point any more dick won't even fit into the chick anymore.


Enzyte is actually in a bunch of lawsuits currently. The owner and president of the company that produces it are up against charges of money laundering and bank fraud amongst other things.

Also you can find all the things in enzyte at a good vitamin store, I know the place I work at carries the stuff in Enzyte, not sure about the orchic substrate, but everything else i'm pretty sure. It's all supplements. Orchic Substrate is cow semen, by the way.

Also, i'm a pretty petite girl south of the border, and I can confirm that dick hitting cervix is not enjoyable and actually painful. It's not fun to be curled up in bed after sex because you're in pain.

[dialupsucky]

I once read if you stick your penis in boiling hot water it will make it bigger. Personaly it just burned, and I told myself I was never doing that again. shrug

[Lestat-NLK]

This thread as potential

[fishjie]

i'm asian

'nuff said

[Stanman]

i'm asian

'nuff said

QFT.

[ShawnLoganownzu]

two things

1) ive heard there is surgery you can do to increase it up to 2 inches... i really dont care to look it up on the net right now

2) small dick subject, i remember seeing a howard stern clip of a small penis show... holy shit those were non existent, sorry i have no youtube links as i couldnt find it

however http://youtube.com/watch?v=-q7Hzt0B0Yo delivers comedy

[Zulu]

You better be carefull. That shit will block your penis and you'll orgasm out of your ass.

Either that or your piss syrup.

[Lestat-NLK]

You better be carefull. That shit will block your penis and you'll orgasm out of your ass.

Either that or your piss syrup.

pics? vids?

[MagnetiX]

Man, you're gay.

Don't use penis enlargement. Whip out what you got.
Me? I'm Asian, but I know I pack a punch. A 6 inch punch, baby.

[Zulu]

Man, you're gay.

Don't use penis enlargement. Whip out what you got.
Me? I'm Asian, but I know I pack a punch. A 6 inch punch, baby.

More like a jab than a crouching fierce.

[4Play]

Man, you're gay.


This coming from you?:rofl: :rofl:

[Doc Holliday]

1) ive heard there is surgery you can do to increase it up to 2 inches... i really dont care to look it up on the net right now

Refer to my earlier post on what happens to your little captain when you put him through surgery. It'll look like a version of John Merrick except we're not talking about your face. And "Elephant" doesn't refer to size here folks so get that out of your fucking heads.

[Stuckey]

Sorry, but even if you're 16 inches, everyone on the internet still has a bigger one than you.

This is what I was thinking. 9 out of every 10 guys on SRK "wear magnums". Knowing damn well half of them can't see their junk without bifocals...

[angryliberal]

i'm asian

'nuff said

now that's just racist, i'm white and my penis is smaller than a baby's mouth(just trust me on this) - but in all honesty, i do still get more asian bitches than your average asian male.

[marcusg]

now that's just racist, i'm white and my penis is smaller than a baby's mouth(just trust me on this) - but in all honesty, i do still get more asian bitches than your average asian male.

How do you know that your penis is smaller than a baby;s mouth. :confused:
Thats just sick.

[angryliberal]

How do you know that your penis is smaller than a baby;s mouth. :confused:
Thats just sick.

listen, that baby came onto me, then after it was all done, he treated me like a piece of trash. don't feel sorry for him, his dick was bigger than mine. you don't know my burden.

[Hoonyo]

i'm asian

'nuff said

what's your shoe size

[maxx]

listen, that baby came onto me, then after it was all done, he treated me like a piece of trash. don't feel sorry for him, his dick was bigger than mine. you don't know my burden.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

thank god im above average....though even being in the 6-8 range...dont feel like specifiying which, ive had girls tell me its too big...wtf? i thought 6-8 was a good size. and their still saying its too much.

had a girl cry from pain once..boy was that awkward.

[Zulu]

I got 7 inches of dark and lovely.

I love my penis. Seriously...it's epic.

[R.P.D rookie]

This is what I was thinking. 9 out of every 10 guys on SRK "wear magnums". Knowing damn well half of them can't see their junk without bifocals...

Yeah, I'm above avergage too if I jam the ruler into my pelvic bone until it hurts while measuring.

[MagnetiX]

More like a jab than a crouching fierce.

lol, pssh!! I'm the Crouching Fierce of the Asian race :D

This coming from you?:rofl: :rofl:

Damn it!! :annoy: :rofl: I knew someone was gonna say something :sad:

[mastermind]

I got 7 inches of dark and lovely.

I love my penis. Seriously...it's epic.

Haha, everytime I see or hear the word "epic", I hear that song "Oh Fortuna" play in the background. And now a mental image of Zulu appears and... ahahahaha

[BlackHeartKing]

average guy on srk's penis size > average guy on earth's penis size
talk about setting a standard for the world lol *rolls eyes*

on another topic... I was wondering if it's possible to get a girl to be able to take more without pain without having to actually cave her shit in repeatedly like them pornstar girls be doing...

[FurryCurry]

This entire thread.

Man, SRK, yall are just too funny this year.

:rofl:

[CrouchingTiger]

Yeah, I'm above avergage too if I jam the ruler into my pelvic bone until it hurts while measuring.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TheSix]

Me love thread.

[mastermind]

Haha, everytime I see or hear the word "epic", I hear that song "Oh Fortuna" play in the background. And now a mental image of Zulu appears and... ahahahaha

I forgot to add, Zulu's making the Reptile pose like my avatar when the music's playing :rofl:

[Kuenai]

This is what I was thinking. 9 out of every 10 guys on SRK "wear magnums". Knowing damn well half of them can't see their junk without bifocals...

I think 9 out of every ten guys on SRK that actually make references to the size of their dicks "wear magnums". The other one doesn't give a damn, and the rest don't care to tell. Though I hear a LOT more joking "Yeah, it's small, so what?" comments than you do, apparently. Odd.......

Maybe 2/3 that post about 'em :rolleyes:

And size is hereditary, which is why some races tend to be smaller on average, but if yo pappy had a big one, chances are you've got one at least as big as his :rofl:

One of the few things he was useful for:looney:

[Septimus Prime]

I think 9 out of every ten guys on SRK that actually make references to the size of their dicks "wear magnums". The other one doesn't give a damn, and the rest don't care to tell. Though I hear a LOT more joking "Yeah, it's small, so what?" comments than you do, apparently. Odd.......
Apparently 9 out of every 7 SRKers can't do basic arithmetic.

[aktham]

get a petite girl

problem solved

[Kuenai]

Apparently 9 out of every 7 SRKers can't do basic arithmetic.

Umm... I think 1 out of every 4 GD mods don't have basic logic. And you had me fooled for so long, Septimus. I did say the ones that actually make reference to their size. The "rest" are those that don't make reference to their size. Nice try, though :rolleyes:

You're still great, though :tup:

[Irennicus]

I got 7 inches of dark and lovely.

I love my penis. Seriously...it's epic.

We should get together and compare penises, Zulu.

[Son Them All]

Man, SRK, yall are just too funny this year.

:rofl:

Indeed. *nominates 07' SRK for God tier*

[Chozen1]

you are an idiot for even thinking pills will work. you have two options 1) a penile implant if your man enough or 2) buying the penile pumps that are sold for about $300. any other method you THINK will work will NOT. I've heard this on Numerous occasions and you are just another fool whom has been baited by false advertisement. no pun intended but if your self conscious about your manhood, why not try alternative methods to please your significant other if this is what your hoping to accomplish. and yes, I have heard of various websites that have a so called natural exercise which again is bullshit. no such method will work whatsoever unless you stick to the aforementioned #'s 1 & 2

[MagnetiX]

oh, my friend David, he's this big black kid that I went to school with in Middle School, his dad had a penis pump and they both tried it out. He said it burns like shit and it's not worth it. He said that the middle of his dick was kinda like bulky, but the rest was akward looking, he said it kinda looked like this

^
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[ ]
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O=O

or something like, but yeah, don't do those pumps.

[Rhio2k]

Apparently 9 out of every 7 SRKers can't do basic arithmetic.

It's that NEW math they teach in schools these days...

[DJTPC]

One year treatment is around 1000$.
Keep your money for seven years then buy a RealDoll.
And then tape "OMFG ya so biggg" from a porn movie and put the tape on when you fuck your doll.

[Gouki7]

oh, my friend David, he's this big black kid that I went to school with in Middle School, his dad had a penis pump and they both tried it out. He said it burns like shit and it's not worth it. He said that the middle of his dick was kinda like bulky, but the rest was akward looking, he said it kinda looked like this

^
| |
[ ]
| |
| |
O=O

or something like, but yeah, don't do those pumps.

Dude, every time I see you post you're talking about some other guy's dick that you know and have seen... :confused:

[Mixah]

thats dumb,i cant see any guy not wanting a penis up to 12-16 inches.Yes there are people out there with double digits in penis size,why can i?

sure ill pm me if you guys want them/

results from each month,sounds good?
I wouldn't... I can't imagine managing a 16 inch dick down your pants every day. Can't go jogging. Can't play DDR in shorts. Shit, I'm only 5'8, so my leg is about 2'4. 16 inches is 1'4... shit would hang down to the middle of my knee. Can't wear shorts at all, unless I want to bunch that shit up with whities.
Nah, fuck that. 16"? you can do that. I'll keep what I got.

[fishjie]

now that's just racist, i'm white and my penis is smaller than a baby's mouth(just trust me on this) - but in all honesty, i do still get more asian bitches than your average asian male.

WTF the only advantage you nerdy white guys have over us nerdy asians is your penises, how the hell do you still pull in all those asian bitches with such a small penis? do they get really disappointed when you pull down your pants?

listen, that baby came onto me, then after it was all done, he treated me like a piece of trash. don't feel sorry for him, his dick was bigger than mine. you don't know my burden.

oh shit :rofl:

do babies give good head? anyway is it really rape if they are too young to even remember what happened to them, let alone develop cognitive ability?

what's your shoe size

10.5
im also 5 ft 10 inches tall
r u tryin to figure out how big i am? no need to guess, I GOT DICK PIX U GOT EMAIL???!!11

edit: no homo, im not trying to dethrone magnetix or anything

[angryliberal]

WTF the only advantage you nerdy white guys have over us nerdy asians is your penises, how the hell do you still pull in all those asian bitches with such a small penis? do they get really disappointed when you pull down your pants?

it's not penis they want, it's my mad oral sex skills. plus i'm dead fucking sexy...you don't need a magnum when you got these looks...



oh shit :rofl:

do babies give good head? anyway is it really rape if they are too young to even remember what happened to them, let alone develop cognitive ability?

can't rape the willing. he was just laying there with his mouth open with that look in his eyes like "yeah, put your baby dick here...i'll make a nipple out of that miniscule thing..."

[supaman]

this could be the thread of the year

[Æther]

Just give it exercise.

[angryliberal]

this could be the thread of the year

i think it's a requirement that every thread has at least one of these posts...

[Valaris]

this could be the thread of the year

Only because of AngryLiberal's babysecks adventures. The OT seems like a bad attempt at making an Rsigley-ish thread.

[Shotokan Symphony]

dude

you got fists

one for each hole

get to it

[Alzarath]

so much homo

Why am I not surprised :x

[peskypurple]

Forget what they are all sayin' dude, go ahead and get your penis pills and let me know if you get that double digit dong you're looking for. Also let me know if you transfer the hormones from your body to your girls ala "House M.D." I want to know if that can happen

[fishjie]

can't rape the willing. he was just laying there with his mouth open with that look in his eyes like "yeah, put your baby dick here...i'll make a nipple out of that miniscule thing..."

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

crudely drawn microsoft paint images also acceptable

[angryliberal]

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

crudely drawn microsoft paint images also acceptable

i think even crudely drawn mspaint picture will get me in trouble...i can describe the kid though - bout 1'10", almost no hair, blue eyes, chubby cheeks, little hands that were almost useless to me, and this monster one inch cock. little bitch, sitting there, mocking me with his hugeness, makes me sick.

[Zulu]

We should get together and compare penises, Zulu.

Not unless one of us is preforming oral sex on the other. I haven't gotten head since New Years and I'm kinda horny..


:wink:

[shatterstar]

It's more about thicknes than length.

this man is wise.

[Son Them All]

this could be the thread of the year

Overreaction FTL.

[Waggs313]

this man is wise.

HAHAHAHAHA

Do those pills really work? Or is it just a sham?

[The Wanderer]

Last time I checked, there were penis enlargement methods which didn't need pills at all. I may come back later with some info, if I find it. :looney:

[Zulu]

Anyone remember that episode of House where that guy's nuts exploded?

Yeah..

[Q.C.PUNCH]

i just read that wikipedia jelqing technique. i'd try it if i knew what the fuck a "semi-erect" shit is. what the fuck is that?