Briefs: up or down?

[Xenozip.]

No, this is not a boxers vs. briefs thread. I have no fucking clue why I'm asking this, but I feel absurdly compelled to.

* If/When you ware briefs, is your man tucked up or down?

I usually ware boxers so this concept is a bit weird for me. It feels uncomfortable to tuck it down because everything is so tight. But it feels even more weird to tuck it up, what the fuck.

Speed-o's and other apparel, I don't even want to know, I'll probably never ware that sort of thing at a time that it would matter anyway (if ever),

[Zor]

Boxer briefs only here and wtf? Who the hell wears their cock up anyway?

[Taichi]

I wear boxers

[TheSix]

How do you wear your dick up?

"Why that nigga got a bulge on his lower stomach?"

What trips me out are those boxers with the tag were the dickhole is. All those years of being trained to know that the tag is "in the back", and they do some stupid shit like that.

[Zor]

Ok I just literally stood up and adjusted my dick to wear it up. The head is poking out of the top of my boxers. I think I might join everyone at the table for breakfast like this in the morning and see what happens. Shirtless.

[Kuenai]

Pfft. Zor Cheated. Ya can't pick two answers :annoy:

Edit: AND Fudd. How do you pick multiple answers? wtf?

[Gasp]

i think the question you'd get more responses to
is left or right

and i know whats good so my boys roll on the right

no homo


goddamn this is a gay thread

[Son Them All]

Yeah my shit is over to the right, but if I went strait up, it'd go strait out ma pants.

Oh yeah, 1000 no homos couldn't save this thread.

[Mechanica]

Ok I just literally stood up and adjusted my dick to wear it up. The head is poking out of the top of my boxers. I think I might join everyone at the table for breakfast like this in the morning and see what happens. Shirtless.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Down, man. I've heard of people 'wearing' their dicks up when they have boners to like hide them in the elastic but boner or not it's just fucking uncomfortable and weird. I only wear boxers, but when I did wear briefs, it was always down. Hahahaha, hahahah. I gotta rep you, Zor. I really lmao'd at that once you said shirtless.

I've gotten the side question, but mine doesn't go to a preferred side, it just... goes to whatever side it happens to end up on, you know?

And shit, this thread is pretty gay.

[9TNine]

Pfft. Zor Cheated. Ya can't pick two answers :annoy:

Edit: AND Fudd. How do you pick multiple answers? wtf?

It's not cheating, it's how he set the poll. Polls with check boxes allow multiple answers, as opposed to bullet point ones (or whatever the circle ones are called) which don't.

-9

[Xenozip.]

^ Exactly. Pick boxers and pie if that's your thing.

Seriously though, briefs make no damn sense.
i think the question you'd get more responses to
is left or right I tried left and right too and it just slid right down, so I assumed it was either up or down.

[edit] Damn, I don't know. It seems silly regardless.

[MrBuster]

I say let gravity make it comfortable for you. If it can't, then fuck somethin' ( Or for those that only have the access to 5 finger Jones), take care of that shit real quick...... Then, and only then gravity will be on your side.

[starkilled]

Boxers...
Anyone ever taken a competitive type of swim, like water polo etc and had to wear those god awful speedos? that shit sucked, it wouldnt go up, or down, but stay directly in the middle, not cool.

[*InVeRs3*]

If I have a raging boner, up.

If not, down.

The advantage of having undies is that it's easier to pop up.

[MrBlank]

Just go commando. then it will flop around on its own like its playing some DDR...

[Kuenai]

It's not cheating, it's how he set the poll. Polls with check boxes allow multiple answers, as opposed to bullet point ones (or whatever the circle ones are called) which don't.

-9

I joked about the cheating. 'Twas meant in humor. But I wasn't aware that it was multiple-answer :wasted: I feel like an '06 member...... wait a second.... damnit

[Hoonyo]

commando

[ST Vega]

Yeah my shit is over to the right, but if I went strait up, it'd go strait out ma pants.

Oh yeah, 1000 no homos couldn't save this thread.

Co-fucking-sign.

[Xenozip.]

If I have a raging boner, up.

If not, down.

The advantage of having undies is that it's easier to pop up. So then it's situational. Briefs help counter the risk of pitching a tent like in boxers? But damn, it just don't feel right when it's down in briefs, or up with briefs for that matter.

[Rhio2k]

I wear boxer briefs, and run my buddy down the right thigh. I like BB's cuz instead of your junk being all packed into the central pelvic area like with tighty whiteys, you can let it run wild and free, and run it down either leg (if you're not a shorty). The only drawback is that if you wear normal length shirts that don't come down to mid-thigh, instead of pitching a tent, you look like you're smuggling a cucumber and whatever side your boy's packed into, that pants leg gets tighter, and walking and such just makes the problem worse.

[Million]

I don't ever wear briefs(too tight/uncomfortable), but I don't understand how you'd wear up. That's almost as odd as those "barbarian ass niggas"(to steal someone else's hilarious description) who reach under and between their legs to wipe their ass. What the fuck, man? In the case of a speedo...I'd imagine women would also wonder "hmm...why the hell is he wearing his dick up!? Who does that?" when they do the inevitable package-check.

Side is a coin-toss, really. TOGURO ends up on whichever side, really. Well, for flashing situations...I prefer my junk be on the right side....not even sure, really.

TMI: Just for my exhibitionism...I kinda wish speedos were a little more acceptable, specifically so I'd have more opportunities to show off my package in public situations. Sadly, a guy wearing a speedo will always look gay though, at least in this society.

[final_cut]

Up is definitely the hide-a-boner method, but you can't do it shirtless.

[JackTenrac!]

Radioboxes buddy. Not checkboxes.

...that went well.

[BBCampbell]

First we have the "Do you masturbate while driving?" thread, then this?


I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU, SRK!

[white shadow]

Waering briefs dick up is just asking for someone to do a Captain Commando launcher to your balls.

[RockBogart]

Boxer Briefs are superior to all other types of underwear.

[The Mullah]

where's the diagonal option?

straight up isn'tp osisble, it might poke out, and straight down isn't good, my balls need room if i'm wearing briefs.

i don't wear briefs anymore so none of that applies, and i aint a fan of pie either

[Biolink]

Boxers definetly.

Only negative is morning wood,will be clearly visible.

[Red-Impact]

All the threads about penises these days...

I'm loving it!

(no homo)

Down btw

[DevilJin 01]

Xenozip's posts are always so full of meaning so I guess it was time to take a break and just do something random. General Discussion FTW.

Boxers.

[CrouchingTiger]

When I was younger and used to wear briefs, I wore it up. When I switched to boxers, there was a lot of extra space in there so it naturally just fell down. Now I can't imagine how I ever wore it up in the first place.