Do you masturbate in front of your pets?

[Taichi]

I wanna go to my porn stash and rub one out, but my dog is looking at me, giving me that "Man, you handle your dick more than I do" look.

I can't do it if he's watching, it's just......weird.

and I can't go into my room, because he'll follow me (and I don't have any porn in there).

anyway, do you whack it even if your pet's giving the stink eye to your one-eye?

[Gouki7]

Shoot one in his eye and his ass will bail for sure, or he'll end up with a cum fetish and will become the first bukakke dog. :rofl: :rofl:

[Nishiko]

:wtf:

[Sasmasta]

I think Dave Attel had a joke about this. He was wanking it and his dog was licking himself, they made eye contact and both shared a laugh. Hahaha! Classic.

But back on point. Nope, I don't burp Elmo when the animal's are around. And your dog follows you when you get the 'urge to herbal' or what? Maybe I misinterpreted. I'd try to ditch him. Fake left, cut right and run to the bathroom with a magazine. LoL. That'd be a sight. Tryin' to lose your dog in a chase just to 'raise the flag.' Indeed.

Quick Edit: That last option is gonna make me keep comin' back to see if anyone voted for it. Indeed!

[Taichi]

yes, I've had to run fakie on the dog so he didn't ruin my wank.

I can't believe I gotta be a jerk ninja to my dog.

it's like he KNOWS.

come to think of it, he only scratches at my door when I'm beating it........I think he has developed a code to narc me out.

[Sasmasta]

Hahaha! "Narc." Maybe after your done, you can roll up that magazine you were using and 'train' the dog.

Note: I don't advocate animal cruelty! 'Spare the rod! Spoil the dog!' Now that I think of it, that saying I just said applies to this thread in more ways than one...interesting!

[SNAAAAKE]

I jizzed on my dog..bitch didnt look too happy about it

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Cmon Sparky, Red Rocket, Red Rocket!

[TheSix]

A lot of girls own dogs only because they will eat them out.

The more you know.

[Logos]

Cmon Sparky, Red Rocket, Red Rocket!

Classic episode for sure. :rofl:

[Grits'N'Gravy]

A lot of girls own dogs only because they will eat them out.

The more you know.


A girl I knew in HS used to put peanut butter on her cooch for the dog. The reason I know? She told practically everybody. Yup, I'm from Maine.

Anyway, I wish those "lot of girls" would forgo the getting the dog step and just let me do it for a service of equal or lesser value. I'd gladly eat pussy if I get to smash it into oblivion afterward.