I'm on eHarmony! Shut up.

[UltraDavid]

Not really to meet girls, though.

Apparently my brother's friend was having trouble meeting girls, so he decided to do the eHarmony thing. Well, he took that personality test they make you take, and it told him that he's such an asshat that he's literally unmatchable. Like, his level of douchebaggery must be so high that they refuse to subject any girls to being set up with him. My bro and I decided to test out our douchebag level, so we did it too, and good news, we're not that retarded.

After I filled out the thing a few girls have contacted me. Anyone else done this? Online dating seems pretty retarded to me, especially cause you can't see the girl's picture unless you pay money.

[shatterstar]

Not really to meet girls, though.


close thread.

[jae hoon]

Alot of people use those dating service things, to each their own.

[Infernoman]

Not really to meet girls, though.

Apparently my brother's friend was having trouble meeting girls, so he decided to do the eHarmony thing. Well, he took that personality test they make you take, and it told him that he's such an asshat that he's literally unmatchable. Like, his level of douchebaggery must be so high that they refuse to subject any girls to being set up with him. My bro and I decided to test out our douchebag level, so we did it too, and good news, we're not that retarded.

After I filled out the thing a few girls have contacted me. Anyone else done this? Online dating seems pretty retarded to me, especially cause you can't see the girl's picture unless you pay money.

Hmmm...yeah...your Bro's Friend

[AkumaTX]

Not really to meet girls, though.



Option 1

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=128067

Option 2

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=128183

[BBCampbell]

Is there any way to take the test without having to sign up? Or at least see the test?

I'm curious to see how they match people up.

[Team Cable]

Your guys are both fags.

The other nigga is because he's such an asshole and you are because you're gonna fuck some girl up so bad when it's your homey and not you on that date.

[ytwojay]

Aren't you the one who posted his outrageous pubes in that other thread?

[arcticninja]

the same thing happened to me when I tried eHarmony. I went through their bullshit questionaire that took like 6 hours, only for their system to tell me that it found no matches and that I'm an undatable loser.

Fuck eHarmony. Fuck it up its gay asshole.

[Shade]

~ ♭THIS WILL BE!♭ ~

Fucking eHarmony commercial.

[angryliberal]

i always wanted to do it just to see if me and my fiance actually are compatible, but thats just too much of a waste of time...i just end up banging her instead and that tells me everything i need to know...

[MrBlank]

HA!

i dont see why they dont just hook up undatable assholes with undatable bitches...

btw your suppose to lie on these tests... i know that a majority like thier ages lie about being "Date" material. you can just tell by all these lying whores on myspace saying they are awesome and shit like that. i know some of them personally and they are the biggest of bitches on super mario mushrooms.

[ShawnLoganownzu]

is there a lot of cougars on the site??? i've considered signing up for that reason.. i mean, all the teens and shit are on myspace or facebook so the pumas and cougars gotta go somewhere.

[DaDesiCanadian]

People on eHarmony are stupid.

[ChunLi]

Me and my gf tried match.com and all I got were old (I mean 45+) white dudes with yellow fever. Screw that!

[Nagata Lock II]

the same thing happened to me when I tried eHarmony. I went through their bullshit questionaire that took like 6 hours, only for their system to tell me that it found no matches and that I'm an undatable loser.

Fuck eHarmony. Fuck it up its gay asshole.
:rofl: You didn't mention Magic: The Gathering did you? :rofl:

:tup: LavaLife > eHarmony :tup:

[Septimus Prime]

I heard eHarmony is pretty heavily Christian-oriented, whatever that means (don't explain; it's just an expression).

[MrBlank]

it means if your a man of science, you should be a pro wrestler and not relationship material.

[Dasrik]

Gaha, I'm a horrible person too.

[UltraDavid]

Haha some of you guys are unmatchable? That's pretty bad.

[capcomANDsnk]

online dating is lame but eharmony worked for my friend. he met his fiance on eharmony. pretty crazy. it's still working for him.

and yes, there's a huge pop. of hardcore jesus lovers who can't shut up about jesus.

[Silentness!]

The day I resort to e-dating is the day


























I rip my balls off...

[MrBlank]

If you ever spit game on Myspace then met up with her thats E-dating
if you every chatted online with a random stranger and then met up with her thats E-dating

[Silentness!]

If you ever spit game on Myspace then met up with her thats E-dating
if you every chatted online with a random stranger and then met up with her thats E-dating

I never done both so I can keep my balls.

[colguile]

I never done both so I can keep my balls.

:rofl:

You mean to tell me that SRKGD members are unmatchable?! Get out of here. Something must be very wrong with that test.:rolleyes: :rofl:

[starkilled]

Apparently after taking this long test, im unmatchable..wtf, why are these people on here? Just go out and talk to a bitch, or beat her over the head cave man style and take her home.

[nothingxs]

eHarmony said I'm too elite for them to pair up with anyone. :confused:

[SNAAAAKE]

no match found:encore:

[pherai]

I think like 20% of people that sign up on that site are considered unmatchable.

[TheSix]

Same here. No matches.

It might as well have said "Stop wasting your fucking time".

Im god's gift to women...don't you know this eHarmony? Pssh.

[{PFH}-Lake]

I dont trust people pics they put up cause most all of them are fake, and this is what they look like in real life.

http://alpha2.bmc.uu.se/gerard/dombo/pics/ugly_001.jpg

[Septimus Prime]

I filled out the super-long questionaire and got a few matches, but fuck if I'm going to pay to see their photos. I guess it's back to random pick-ups for me.

[Silentness!]

:rofl:

You mean to tell me that SRKGD members are unmatchable?! Get out of here. Something must be very wrong with that test.:rolleyes: :rofl:

If the world had to use dating sites to keep the world populated we'd be ruined.

^ waits for someone to sense the irony in that comment ^

[Blackwallet]

hahahaha gayness :D

[Doc Holliday]

I heard eHarmony is pretty heavily Christian-oriented, whatever that means (don't explain; it's just an expression).

It is. The guy that created it is a Christian.

[arcticninja]

I had a fucked up dream about eHarmony last night.


So I'm all excited to go to the eHarmony centre cause apparently you can just go there and get married with your perfect match. So I walk to their building, which just happens to look exactly like the United Nations for some reason, and wait in line for a long ass time.

I finally get there and get married to this semi-ugly 40-50 year old white woman. To make matters worse, she's a prostitute and is going to force me to be a prostitute with her catering to bi-curious men who want to do both.

For some reason, I can't just say "no, fuck you eHarmony" and I am basically a slave to this woman who is going to force me to have sex with men.

I then spend the rest of the dream running away and hiding from her.



Fuck you eHarmony. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

[AkumaTX]

It is. The guy that created it is a Christian.
Sometimes Christians create masterpieces, like CHIKFILLA

[Doc Holliday]

Sometimes Christians create masterpieces, like CHIKFILLA

Yeah. You're gonna have to explain it to me. Much too lazy right now to look it up.

[ytwojay]

Sometimes Christians create masterpieces, like CHIKFILLA
And In-N-Out

[AkumaTX]

Yeah. You're gonna have to explain it to me. Much too lazy right now to look it up.
http://www.chickfila.com/Feedback.asp

Best fries and chicken burgers in town.

[Capn Spanky]

According to eHarmony I'm perfect. Basically, every girl I have a relatioship with is going to kill themselves from some sort of inferiority complex. Amidst all the "Lucky You's!" and the "perfectly Balanced" I saw that I got a few matches. and then I turned them all down. EVERY. LAST. ONE.

[Bounce]

tried and got the following results- couldn't be matched

you are best described as:

CONSISTENTLY TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF (hey look its 5 words, :rofl: :rofl: :badboy: )

in short: i like my balls licked