In this topic post a secret that may compromise you heterosexuality

[g3nshir0_]

I like the dickies

If you're gay I guess you can post a secret that may make you straight in some way, but I'd prefer if you didn't post

Your turn guys

[orka]

i like eating salad... i dunno if that's considered 'homo' these days or not

and i still rock pink, although it's not really in style anymore?

[SFFanatic]

There already is a gay thread

[g3nshir0_]

totally different subject you pubic sniffer

That's ASK a gay man. None of us are gay, we're just demonstrating our gay qualities to prove we're not homophobe fascists in america(and canda if you live there too)

I also like to listen to the cure and glam rock. I used to front a glam rock band last year, but we just got booed at every basement show we went to :confused:

But um, I'm a vegan and I eat salad all the time and that's def not gay. Think of a better gay quality

[angryliberal]

when i fuck my fiance in the ass, i make her use a deep voice and talk about sports and shit. she's like "yeah bitch, fuck my man ass. do me hard while i think about the nfl draft. yeah, i like sports and being man fucked in the ass cuz i'm a gay man." stuff like that. she really is a girl though, so i'm not gay. really.

[g3nshir0_]

what if she's gay

[angryliberal]

she's not cuz i'm a man and she likes fucking me. or at least getting fucked by me. sometimes we get into pegging. i let her bang me in the ass with a strap on, but i make her rub her big titties against me while she does it. then she pulls out and spit on my face. she rubs the spit around my face with the shit stained strap on. it's so hot i cum all over my stmoach and she calls me a useless little whore then punches my nuts. now you can see why i'm marrying her.

[JackTenrac!]

...it's my first day.

...that went

[g3nshir0_]

I don't know if you noticed but your custom title says anal raper

[angryliberal]

my girl's strap on is larger than my baby dick.

[Mavric]

she's not cuz i'm a man and she likes fucking me. or at least getting fucked by me. sometimes we get into pegging. i let her bang me in the ass with a strap on, but i make her rub her big titties against me while she does it. then she pulls out and spit on my face. she rubs the spit around my face with the shit stained strap on. it's so hot i cum all over my stmoach and she calls me a useless little whore then punches my nuts. now you can see why i'm marrying her.

That's the best thing I've ever read.

[Shinto]

ummmm......Negged.

[g3nshir0_]

...gee, thanks...

[EvilKing]

1. I read this thread
2. i shampoo my hair with fructise/herbal essences (i have been looking for a shampoo that cleans my hair w/o the fruity stench, but haven't found one yet)
3. I've fapped to shemale pr0n

[Valaris]

I was kind of expecting MagnetiX to have started this thread.

[marcusg]

I watched the WNBA. I guess this might make me gay. My little 7 year old niece beat me in Madden.

[g3nshir0_]

Who just neg-rep me and says vegan = gay?

[Javid]

I like listening to Kelly Clarkson

[AdverseSolutions]

i was vegan too.

and i cried during titanic.

[The Green Trench Coat]

Big jugs get my attention.. Always.


Thankfuly cause i'm gay I can ask to touch. On occasion i get to. :sweat:

mmmboobies:lovin:

[Master Bigode]

I see someone being banned soon.

EDIT:All his threads were locked.

[tajiri]

i sent fox hatemail when they cancelled the "O.C."
in college, i used to watch "general hospital" and "one life to live"

that's all i got.

:/

[Brooklyn]

i used to work for Hard Rock Hotel/Casino... since then my sodomy has cleared up.

[Valaris]

I can ask to touch. On occasion i get to. :sweat:

mmmboobies:lovin:

Teach me more wise one :pray:

[Biolink]

I like Eating Salad


No Homo...

[XTG]

i'll watch chick flicks by myself when they are on cable or HBO/Cinemax/etc on occassion

edit - last chick flick seen on cable - 13 Goin On 30...but i also am attracted to Jennifer Garner. yes, ive watched Daredevil and Elektra as a result...

[Higher-Jin]

she's not cuz i'm a man and she likes fucking me. or at least getting fucked by me. sometimes we get into pegging. i let her bang me in the ass with a strap on, but i make her rub her big titties against me while she does it. then she pulls out and spit on my face. she rubs the spit around my face with the shit stained strap on. it's so hot i cum all over my stmoach and she calls me a useless little whore then punches my nuts. now you can see why i'm marrying her.

Yup, she's a keeper.

[DaDesiCanadian]

SSJ Asian Boy is back!!

[Disciple of Ryu]

Shemale porn. Speaking of which, I'll be right back...

[Boleslaw]

shemale porn isnt gay if its shemale/chick, then its just normal porn with more boobs

[angryliberal]

ok, how about this - when i was 9, thre guys gang-banged my mouth - wait, but they came on my face, not in my mouth and i never looked into their eyes. also i hadn't hit puberty yet and it was at school. it was a teach, a janitor and a bum - they told me it would make me popular, which i found strange. the bum's dick had all these weird growths and cankers on it. it tasted kinda like cottage cheese and vinegar mixed. the janitor just kept farting everytime he thrusted into my mouth which made me giggle. one time i actudentally bit down and the bum hit me in the head with an empty milk jug. that hurt. it was funny, after it was over the teacher told me that if i told anyone, he would kill my family. it was like in the movies. no one else found it funny though. the next week we had a substitute teacher and i never got to be popular like the teacher said. i think it's because he left before he could make me popular.

[The Green Trench Coat]

Getting fucked in the mouth by Mr Wendel


same thing happened to me.. but afterwards the homeless guy gave me some knowledge, so i gave him some shoes.

[angryliberal]

my homeless guy gave me sores. also he showed me his shit shiv...well technically held it to my neck, but i saw it anyways.

[The Green Trench Coat]

my homeless guy gave me sores. also he showed me his shit shiv...well technically held it to my neck, but i saw it anyways.

Ah.. the poo stick..


I miss UCB so much sometimes.

[angryliberal]

I like the dickies

you know, in my haste, i never got to comment on this. does this mean you like dick? i mean, that is very close to fulfilling the requirements to be gay. it's at least crossing over the bi-curious bridge...

[specs]

I'm surprised nobody posted the following word: Bridget :rofl:

As for me... I drive an automatic. I drove stick-shift once and didn't like it. (How ironic.) Which makes me lose Man Points (tm). Or sumthin'

[angryliberal]

if i like a porno scene to have at least two dicks and i have a size preference while watching them, is it gay? i'm talking about straight porn here, at least one girl present and no man on man action. i just like alot of meat in there...also i wonder what it would be like to be the girl getting gang banged - you know, taking that many cocks. sometimes(read:always) when i watch a scene, i imagine i'm the girl, where most guys imagine they are one of the guys. however, i still am attracted to girls and only let my fiance fuck my ass - so i dunno. ruling?

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I enjoy Romantic Comedies...? :confused:

[The Green Trench Coat]

if i like a porno scene to have at least two dicks and i have a size preference while watching them, is it gay? i'm talking about straight porn here, at least one girl present and no man on man action. i just like alot of meat in there...also i wonder what it would be like to be the girl getting gang banged - you know, taking that many cocks. sometimes(read:always) when i watch a scene, i imagine i'm the girl, where most guys imagine they are one of the guys. however, i still am attracted to girls and only let my fiance fuck my ass - so i dunno. ruling?

so a guys G spot is in the ass so it feels good to have your prostate being hit just right. congrats .. you know the joy of gay sex. But if you like girls you like girls.. so be it

[*InVeRs3*]

I love watching sailor moon. That's one of the greatest shows ever.

[Logos]

I was kind of expecting MagnetiX to have started this thread.

Ahahahahaa, that's exactly what I was thinking. :lol:

[angryliberal]

so a guys G spot is in the ass so it feels good to have your prostate being hit just right. congrats .. you know the joy of gay sex. But if you like girls you like girls.. so be it

yeah, i'll never get over my obsession with females. i'm engaged and i can't stop flirting or staring at women everywhere i go. sometimes, i have to remember that i'm with my girl and be more sly...

[EmptyJumpThrow]

when i fuck my fiance in the ass, i make her use a deep voice and talk about sports and shit. she's like "yeah bitch, fuck my man ass. do me hard while i think about the nfl draft. yeah, i like sports and being man fucked in the ass cuz i'm a gay man." stuff like that. she really is a girl though, so i'm not gay. really.


It just took me 8 minutes to stop crying from laughing so hard at this. You sir, have made my week. Funniest god damn thing I ever read. Take it easy.

[g3nshir0_]

SSJ Asian Boy is back!!
>_>

..

[Vynce]

when i fuck my fiance in the ass, i make her use a deep voice and talk about sports and shit. she's like "yeah bitch, fuck my man ass. do me hard while i think about the nfl draft. yeah, i like sports and being man fucked in the ass cuz i'm a gay man." stuff like that. she really is a girl though, so i'm not gay. really.

You win, that was a riot :rofl:.

I wear purple, don a purple umbrella in the rain, and drive a Mitsubishi Eclipse.

[PaRt2]

I like the movie "Mean Girls".
I have gotten my nails did before.
I have a gay friend and when I hang out with him, people think we're a couple.

..I can go on but the topic said to only post 1.

[TheVagabond]

>_>

..

Older member, I believe.

[Master Bigode]

In this topic post a secret that may compromise you heterosexuality
I thought Poison was a sexy woman.
....
....
....
....



>_<

[.Free.]

i pluck my eyebrows.

and enjoy watching/playing pokemon

[oyg]

"What is love?" is a ringtone.

[angryliberal]

and enjoy watching/playing pokemon
that makes you 10, not gay...

[The Epidemic]

I love watching sailor moon. That's one of the greatest shows ever.

-hey i used to watch sailor moon b4 i went to school...they used to show beast wars, sailor moon then dbz...those were the days :sad:

"What is love?" is a ringtone.

hadaway?:confused:

[Sexperienced.]

i like eating salad... i dunno if that's considered 'homo' these days or not


it depends what you mean by that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-sDPIgAdq0

[Sharktongue]

i like justin timberlake's album : justified

[*InVeRs3*]

-hey i used to watch sailor moon b4 i went to school...they used to show beast wars, sailor moon then dbz...those were the days :sad:


I used to play with my sister's sailor moon dolls. Can I get any more homo than that?

[g3nshir0_]

i like justin timberlake's album : justified
My first name is justin :sweat:

[.Free.]

i went to buy colored contact lenses and i got all the colors of the gay rainbow. but im no homo

[Z!M]

I love to listen to David Bowie, does that make me partaly Gay or just a good ear for music?

[KnuckIfYouBuckley]

I love to listen to David Bowie, does that make me partaly Gay or just a good ear for music?

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B. :rofl:

I like listening to David Bowie....but only the old stuff...

[Gasp]

3. I've fapped to shemale pr0n
was it girl on girl/man action or girl/man on man action? cuz girl/man on girl action is like 2.5 some

I like the movie "Mean Girls".
who DOESNT like that movie, lohan at her prime


...i watch project runway

[Boleslaw]

Hrrm, listening to the David Bowie may be a little bit of the gay, relegate yourself not only unto the older stuff though. Outside is album crack to me, and Hours is really really good as well.

[TheSix]

I like the movie "Mean Girls".


That is a 100% straight man quality. I don't know any straight dudes who DIDN'T like that movie.

[Sex)packets]

i've started saying no homo IRL.

if that isn't showing insecurity then i dunno what is.

[Rioting Soul]

I like futa.




And way back, Bloody posted a picture of somebody and I said [she] was attractive. I'm sure you know how that ended.

[4Play]

I used to play with my sister's sailor moon dolls. Can I get any more homo than that?

I love the theme song, "Fighting evil by moonlight.."

[Rioting Soul]

I love the theme song, "Fighting evil by moonlight.."

Winning love by daylight.

[Etcetera]

Never running from a real fight. She is the one named Sailor Moon
*guitar solo*

... I hate you guys.

[4Play]

I would rep you 2 guys if I could.

[orochizoolander]

totally different subject you pubic sniffer

That's ASK a gay man. None of us are gay EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I LOVE TO EAT COCK I'M just demonstrating MY gay qualities to prove I'M not a homophobe fascist in america(and canda if you live there too)

I also like to listen to the cure and glam rock. I used to front a glam rock band last year, but we just got booed at every basement show we went to :confused:

But um, I'm a vegan and I eat salad all the time and that's def not gay. Think of a better gay quality

FIXED your welcome

I don't know if you noticed but your custom title says anal raper

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: noob doesn't watch AD

ummmm......Negged.

thanks

I was kind of expecting MagnetiX to have started this thread.

OFT:rofl: u win!

[Ali M]

There was this Belladonna joint were she was fucking two shemales.. It was really weird at first... I was like: :wtf: :confused: :wonder: :pleased:

My dick was too hard.. I just had to fap to it.

[mr. newbie]

clooney + brad pitt = the buisness?

and vince vaugn is my beezy

[Z!M]

There was this Belladonna joint were she was fucking two shemales.. It was really weird at first... I was like: :wtf: :confused: :wonder: :pleased:

My dick was too hard.. I just had to fap to it.


I wouldnt call that gay cause she has a fucking great ass and can use it like no other.

I worry about my weight too much.
Oh and how to I tell my fiance that I use to be Bi cause my ex is a good friend of mine still and hes stoping by for the de la hoya fight. Needless to say I dont want one of those strange moments.

[Ninja Wallace]

Never running from a real fight. She is the one named Sailor Moon
*guitar solo*
She will never turn her back on her friends!

[Etcetera]

^^ She is always there to defend.

Why the hell do I still know this song!?

Anyway, on topic... I like the smell of my own ball sweat. Thats pretty gay imo.

[mags]

I listen to Kylie Minogue.

[FallingEdge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkQhs2BrI5M

Yes, I woke up at 6 am just to watch this show.

[ethnic_scrap]

I listen to M2M. That's right, I said it.

[Shin Akuma]

Umm.... I like the love story between Kurono and Tae, more than the sex / fighting, in the manga GantZ. :confused:

I listen to Kylie Minogue.
Does listening to her really make you gay? :confused: 'Cause I listen to her too, and IMO, she's pretty good.

[thurst]

sometimes i look at myself naked in the mirror and marvel at how awesome my ass would be if i were a chick

...no homo?

[Allosaurus]

I've fapped to Shemale girl/girl and Man/girl before...

[g3nshir0_]

shemales don't count because they feel they were meant to be women

[mags]

Umm.... I like the love story between Kurono and Tae, more than the sex / fighting, in the manga GantZ. :confused:


Does listening to her really make you gay? :confused: 'Cause I listen to her too, and IMO, she's pretty good.

Heh no it does not magically put a penis in your butt and force you to enjoy it, so no its not technically gay, but Kylie Minogue is pretty much middle aged chick work out / dance music. Whatever she's hot for a 40 something.

[Million]

Ok ok it's a music thing for me...let's go down the list of "girly"/fruity things that please my ears:

-Kylie Minogue
-Madonna(80s era especially. I listen to "Dress You Up" and "Material Girl" on the regular.)
-Aqua --Barbie Girl, Candyman(listen to this almost daily), and Cartoon Heroes
-"WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me, no more..."
-a lot of early 90s upbeat dance music
-S Club 7
-Depeche Mode "Enjoy the Silence"

yes, these are totally serious. I guess the average person that claims to like Aqua would say it as a joke or something, but I genuinely like those 3 Aqua songs.(that girl Lene whateverhernameis would get the BONE, btw....)

So all in all...I guess that's -800 Man points at least.

[Weeks]

sometimes i look at myself naked in the mirror and marvel at how awesome my ass would be if i were a chick

...no homo?

wow, I do that exact same thing. my g/f is always telling me my ass is great

no homo!

[The Green Trench Coat]

Umm.... I like the love story between Kurono and Tae, more than the sex / fighting, in the manga GantZ. :confused:


Does listening to her really make you gay? :confused: 'Cause I listen to her too, and IMO, she's pretty good.



In your hetero's Defense..

She was Cammy white


Damnit .. i just negged my self by reminding everyone of streetfighter live action movie.:sad: :sad:

[Striderhyru05]

i love "self control" by laura branigan

[terracotta]

i went on Youtube last week looking for Bryan Adams videos.

[Hokuto Shingo]

sometimes i look at myself naked in the mirror and marvel at how awesome my ass would be if i were a chick

...no homo?

QFT :confused:

[maxx]

i read gravitation and like it.

i watch girl animes

[Shin Akuma]

In your hetero's Defense..

She was Cammy white


Damnit .. i just negged my self by reminding everyone of streetfighter live action movie.:sad: :sad:
:rofl: That's why I started listening to her music.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Umm.... I like the love story between Kurono and Tae, more than the sex / fighting, in the manga GantZ. :confused:

...What?

[tajiri]

i listen to enigma...

:/

[Shin Akuma]

...What?
Uh... let me rephrase that.

I read GantZ mainly for the romance.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Uh... let me rephrase that.

I read GantZ mainly for the romance.

I understood what you said just fine.

I never thought such a thing were possible until now, though.

[Pained Auron]

I understood what you said just fine.

I never thought such a thing were possible until now, though.


pm me your address again blackie

[Allosaurus]

I like futa.


Co-Sign :wonder:

[angryliberal]

i went on Youtube last week looking for Bryan Adams videos.

i think this beats me...my ass may get filled with a rubber dong, but at least it's not bryan adams...

on the shemale thing, ain't nothing wrong with some shemale porn. gotta find that belladonna one. i enjoy some futa now and then, i ain't gonna lie...

[g3nshir0_]

on the subject if trannies, if they look like a girl i don't have a problem

like, take mana from malice mizer for instance, that guy is beautiful

[Asura]

I'd like to have a chance encounter with a tentacle monster.

[fishjie]

i like white ppl (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.10528)

i pimp white guys (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.12443)

damn i guess i am kinda gay (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.10524)

so do i beat magnetix???

well fuck getting asian girls, im just gonna go after white d00dz

WIN!!! ??!?11

NO HOMO DISCLAIMER: I AND ALL THE PPL IN THE PHOTOS SHOWN ARE HORRIFICALLY DRUNK AND POSSIBLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MIND ALTERING DRUGS.

[tajiri]

the only place i can be cool is on the interwebz.

:/

[Logos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkQhs2BrI5M

Yes, I woke up at 6 am just to watch this show.

Man, wasn't it enough to post this on cofusion? Did you really have to stick it up on SRK? :wink:

[mags]

Ok ok it's a music thing for me...let's go down the list of "girly"/fruity things that please my ears:
-Aqua --Barbie Girl, Candyman(listen to this almost daily), and Cartoon Heroes
So all in all...I guess that's -800 Man points at least.

You forgot Roses, the best aqua song ever. All techno-ish and shit.

Hmm all this girly music... maybe we really are homo?

Marry me million?

[Rioting Soul]

i read gravitation and like it.

i watch girl animes

Kare Kano/His and Her Circumstances

I also cried more than once during Elfin Lied.

[Monte]

when the radio plays the Go-Gos, i turn the radio UP!

[angryliberal]

i like white ppl (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.10528)

i pimp white guys (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.12443)

damn i guess i am kinda gay (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.10524)

so do i beat magnetix???

well fuck getting asian girls, im just gonna go after white d00dz

WIN!!! ??!?11

NO HOMO DISCLAIMER: I AND ALL THE PPL IN THE PHOTOS SHOWN ARE HORRIFICALLY DRUNK AND POSSIBLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MIND ALTERING DRUGS.

fuck fish, i never wanna hear you bitch again about getting asian bitches - you got all those white man-hoe's working for your ass and you can't lure in a pac? you are failing...

[ethnic_scrap]

You forgot Roses, the best aqua song ever. All techno-ish and shit.


whoa, people are mentioning Aqua and nobody's thrown out "Dr Jones"? That song is the best Aqua song.

[Ali M]

I stared at the "real jock" ad for a good 10sec before ad-blocking it with firefox

[DaDesiCanadian]

Older member, I believe.

g3nshiro = SSJ Asian Boy.

[Silentness!]

i like white ppl (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.10528)

i pimp white guys (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.12443)

damn i guess i am kinda gay (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.bellingham/jie.10524)



Those pictures are pretty damn homo.

I sometimes put make up on. AHAHAHAHAHHA :rofl:
(To hide blemishes at times)

[Omerta]

I liked this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwrtWVMi6o) song when I was a kid. Actually, it's still kinda catchy.

No homo

[Kuenai]

So much for "secrets"

[The Green Trench Coat]

when the radio plays the Go-Gos, i turn the radio UP!

no worries .. My lips are sealed.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

I like Wilson Phillips

[Master Chibi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkQhs2BrI5M

Yes, I woke up at 6 am just to watch this show.

Me too.

:sad:

[#reload]

I like futa.

i thought i was the only one :confused:

[DragonSama]

I love the show "My lovely Samsoon" and it made me cry on more than one occasion

MV for the main themes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BygYJtbLZqI
If you want to see it get it here. It's pretty good and funny. the only K-Comedy/Drama that I ever got into. :lovin:
http://silentregrets.com/completed-kdramas/my-name-is-kim-sam-soon.php

Anyways if that wasn't enough. I dated a girl with a dick. Before you call me the next Bloody let me explain something here she wasn't a Tranny she was a hermaphrodite. I knew this girl for years all. We went to the same grade school and High School. She was on the surface 100% female. Great tits, nice ass and very cute. she was more of an acquaintance of mine in school but I never heard of her dating anyone. we graduated and moved on I didn't keep up with her. about 5 years later I met up with her at a club and started chatting it up with her. I tried getting her her pants but other than a few BJs I never got to fuck her.

Well after dating for about 1 month she told me 3 things the first is that she was moving to California to go back to school. the second was that she really loved me and I was the nicest guy she ever dated. the third was she had a secret that she had been hiding her whole life. She said it was one that caused her not to have very good relationships. I was confused and asked "what could cause that" I was thinking she was going to tell me she was bi polar of had some kind of mental problem. I wish I was that lucky. She then dropped her pants and she had a dick. it wasn't even a small one but average size. I said "you're a dude" she was crying and turned around and showed me that she had a pussy as well as a dick. :wtf: At this point I had a lot of thoughts rolling through my mind. "does this make me gay now?" "I really need to hurl but if I do that right now I would be the biggest jerk ever" "how the hell did she hide this in school?" "how long is it going to take me to run out of here right now". Needless to say we broke up that night. It was her idea to break up anyways because of the distance. I was still holy shitting about the whole thing but she said "she felt she had to tell me all this before she goes" Gee thanks. :bluu:

And no SRK I didn't hit it nor did I let it hit me. So does this make me gay at all?

[PaRt2]

That is a 100% straight man quality. I don't know any straight dudes who DIDN'T like that movie.

..but like, I liked the story and stuff. but yeah, that's MAN'TASTIC!

Isn't Lacey Chabert in the SRK Hot Chick contest in the GD forum?
She is a definite cutie! :tup:

[Alzarath]

:wtf:

You sir, are a trooper.

[AdverseSolutions]

I said "you're a dude"

omfg

[TheDarkPhoenix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[Rhio2k]

I love the show "My lovely Samsoon" and it made me cry on more than one occasion

MV for the main themes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BygYJtbLZqI
If you want to see it get it here. It's pretty good and funny. the only K-Comedy/Drama that I ever got into. :lovin:
http://silentregrets.com/completed-kdramas/my-name-is-kim-sam-soon.php

Anyways if that wasn't enough. I dated a girl with a dick. Before you call me the next Bloody let me explain something here she wasn't a Tranny she was a hermaphrodite. I knew this girl for years all. We went to the same grade school and High School. She was on the surface 100% female. Great tits, nice ass and very cute. she was more of an acquaintance of mine in school but I never heard of her dating anyone. we graduated and moved on I didn't keep up with her. about 5 years later I met up with her at a club and started chatting it up with her. I tried getting her her pants but other than a few BJs I never got to fuck her.

Well after dating for about 1 month she told me 3 things the first is that she was moving to California to go back to school. the second was that she really loved me and I was the nicest guy she ever dated. the third was she had a secret that she had been hiding her whole life. She said it was one that caused her not to have very good relationships. I was confused and asked "what could cause that" I was thinking she was going to tell me she was bi polar of had some kind of mental problem. I wish I was that lucky. She then dropped her pants and she had a dick. it wasn't even a small one but average size. I said "you're a dude" she was crying and turned around and showed me that she had a pussy as well as a dick. :wtf: At this point I had a lot of thoughts rolling through my mind. "does this make me gay now?" "I really need to hurl but if I do that right now I would be the biggest jerk ever" "how the hell did she hide this in school?" "how long is it going to take me to run out of here right now". Needless to say we broke up that night. It was her idea to break up anyways because of the distance. I was still holy shitting about the whole thing but she said "she felt she had to tell me all this before she goes" Gee thanks. :bluu:

And no SRK I didn't hit it nor did I let it hit me. So does this make me gay at all?

It makes you scared of a dick. You're scared of something attached to you. Liking penis does not make you gay. Liking MEN (which it usually comes attached to) makes you gay. Since said penis was attached to a female-dominant hermaphrodite, shi not being a HE, sexing hir would have been fine, either way. Had that been a mono-sexed *dude* like yourself that you were pounding/getting pounded by, you'd be straight-up gay. You could have interesting convos with hir, like comparing boning techniques. (Damn, I'm open-minded)

You: So did you like that?

Hir: Meh, would've been better if you- *grabs you, flips you over, lubes you up, then lays pipe for 20 minutes*...like that, see?

You: Yeah...that WAS better!

Hir: Mm-hm! :lovin:

Hey, who was the poster who found out he was dating a cross-dresser a few years ago, and threw him out of his apartment?

[mr. newbie]

And no SRK I didn't hit it nor did I let it hit me. So does this make me gay at all?

no, it makes you blind. and i call BAIT! someone would've noticed before. you can't hide an average dick like that. you know how hard it is to hide a boner for you? it's 10x harder in female clothing.

[g3nshir0_]

Okay, I'm going to bump up this thread here.

I recently jerked off to a gif of a transexual, but then I quickly changed the picture to something hetero-appropriate so I wouldn't be gay. I mean, the tranny was swinging her dick and all, but she was really, really pretty.

Geeze...

[Kuenai]

Hir: Meh, would've been better if you- *grabs you, flips you over, lubes you up, then lays pipe for 20 minutes*...like that, see?

You: Yeah...that WAS better!

Hir: Mm-hm! :lovin:


Um..... that's pretty gay :tdown:

[scum gale 88]

futa, its like the "kids who like animaniacs and kids who dont like animaniacs" thing. you either do or you dont like futa. I like futa. futa.

on the topic of futa, I was thinking "hey, if my girlfriend came over and suddenly had a penis I guess I would still fuck her. kind of skittish about her fucking me but if we were getting really into it maybe I would. she would still be my girlfriend and all, shes hot". does this make me gay?

also, I liked snk vs capcom

[Rioting Soul]

it's 10x harder in female clothing.
Sounds like someone has another secret to tell.

futa, its like the "kids who like animaniacs and kids who dont like animaniacs" thing. you either do or you dont like futa. I like futa. futa.

on the topic of futa, I was thinking "hey, if my girlfriend came over and suddenly had a penis I guess I would still fuck her. kind of skittish about her fucking me but if we were getting really into it maybe I would. she would still be my girlfriend and all, shes hot". does this make me gay?
Here's how I see it. There's nothing gay about a woman fucking another woman with a strap-on right? So I don't get how someone could say futa is gay now that the strap-on is a real dick. The appeal is that it is girl on girl but with an added element that makes it so that the male reader can relate/empathize. If you turned that dickgirl into a full-blown man then somehow it will be LESS gay? That does not compute. Futa is basically taking the best from guy/girl and girl/girl and combining them. If it was just a strap-on, then the girl wearing it wouldn't be getting much out of the act. But if she had a real penetrating organ then she'd of course be more enthused. Also, her orgasm will be a male orgasm which means that a male reader would better relate to her pleasure. Futa is weird, real weird. But not gay.

also, I liked snk vs capcom

You fucking faggit.

[axeman61]

I think I like videos of girls licking other girls' asses just as much as "regular" porn.

[angryliberal]

I think I like videos of girls licking other girls' asses just as much as "regular" porn.

how is this even remotely gay?

[axeman61]

Dunno. I was just "out of it" and thought watching (and loving every single nanosecond of) a "gay" act might qualify. But even I can see the huge holes in that reasoning now. Sorry.
I don't even know why I like it so much. I like ass, but the train of logic on this stops there for me. It's specific too. A guy licking a girls ass... nuh-uh. A girl licking a girl's pussy? Nuh-uh. But girl-on-girl asslicking gets me in a near frenzy. If a DVD of it was in my mailbox tomorrow, I would scuttle into my house and pop it in with no questions asked. Is there any psychological explanation for this fetish? It's like it came outta nowhere.

[angryliberal]

you're asking the wrong person. i lick ass. i lick ass for days and i'm straight. i've never understood how people associate this with homosexuality...

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

pm me your address again blackie

Why? Are you planning on sending me a pipe bomb, Ever?

[axeman61]

you're asking the wrong person. i lick ass. i lick ass for days and i'm straight. i've never understood how people associate this with homosexuality...

Because it's kind of like sodomy, which isn't out of the "gay woods" yet.

[4Play]

Nah, it's not gay at all. It might count as a fetish but not as gay. No shame in your fetish. :tup:

[epsilon_]

oral sex is sodomy too.

[AdverseSolutions]

i'm gay