Favorite Quotes

[Zero619]

As we go about our lives everyday, we sometimes hear or make up sayings that we live by. So what's yours?


I like this quote that someone either or this site or another site had.

"The thing about holes, you can spend a lifetime climbing out of it and you can fall back in it instantly" (Something along those lines) Max Payne

"D.T.A. ,Don't Trust Anyone" Stone Cold Steve Austin

[Raziel321]

Death before dishonor


Fat chicks give great head

[Against Me!]

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. -Calvin Coolidge

[dirzzt360]

In the sig

[DS]

"That's not MY baby!"

[Zero619]

Dirzzt360
Nice quote. I got another one that I heard on TV

"Live your live in a way so that the reverend won't have to lie at your funeral."

[tajiri]

"odi et amo"

"flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo"

[Nagata Lock II]

Is this favourite quotes or catch phrases?

"DON'T FALL FOR HIS GIMMICKS!"

"That's unfortunate"

"That's not a raise, that's an invitation"

"It's not payback time, IT'S PAY ME TIME!"

[Pained Auron]

"i hate white people"

[Mizuki]

"Blonde's a hair color not a life style. (Me)

"There's a ton of porn on the internet, it isn't going to download itself!" House

Seeing you in action is a joke-Blanka

[Return of Shiki]

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. -Calvin Coolidge

That would be a pithy quote if it wasn't said by our single most lazy and corrupt President.

[ytwojay]

Fat chicks give great head because they're hungryFixed.

[Son Them All]

"I hate a liar more than I hate a thief. A thief is only after my salary, a liar's after my reality" - 50 Cent

The difference between a man who dreams and realizes them and a man who merely dreams forever is action ~Me

[bohdi]

bullfight critics ranked in rows
crowd the enormous plaza full,
but only one is there who knows
and he's the man who fights the bull.

[G.O.T]

You can't squeeze blood from no turnip, knucklehead- My Dad
All girls are amnesiac bi-sexuals-my best homeboy
The dream is dead- Onslaught

Onslaught's quote sometimes gives me doubts on shit that I've wanted to accomplish.

[DaemoN_]

Your only as strong as your biggest weakness.

[Sharktongue]

shut the fuck up punk ass bitch - anyone

always a classic

[Biolink]

"No Homo"

[DaemoN_]

If there were no god,it would be necessary to invent him. -Voltaire
From one of my favorite games Deus Ex.

[CoMpOuNd]

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

"put some fucking effort into it! jeez...."

"So what you're saying is.... "


word.

[orka]

"Where there is love, there is life" - Gandhi

[FallingEdge]

"Hey, hey, hey, hey.... Smoke weed every day."
- Dave Chappelle

[DongHwan]

who is the bigger fool? the fool or the fool who follows the fool"

when surrounded by wolves howl or be eaten

[0746]

"You are your most formidable enemy and the best among men has learned to never feel safe."

"Sometimes not doing anything is more damaging than doing anything."

[orochizoolander]

in sig n motto BUT as long as i'm hated for liking zoolander what the hell:

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't



...i could go on n on but i don't want to be negbombed lol.

[Yumi Saotome]

"Like this or like that, it doesn't really matter" - Vasily Smyslov

"Many people want to know what smart people are thinking. Not me. I want to know what stupid people are thinking, because they baffle me."

"Next time you're at a wedding with an open bar, bring some containers."

[Fudd]

"They cheated you, dawg."
A guy who sat next to me in my English class my junior year of high school said this to me one day. I'm not sure I remember what the conversation is about, but it just stuck for whatever reason.

"You can't rape the willing."

That would be a pithy quote if it wasn't said by our single most lazy and corrupt President.

I dunno, you're sure Hoover wasn't our laziest President?

[Barky]

"success has always been a great liar" - Nietzsche

[Asura]

"Today for you and maybe for me the curtain falls and this play is finished."

-Magnus to Wolverine before ripping out his adamantium.

[Javid]

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man,
but he is braver five minutes longer.
* Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Fenrir171]

ive got a ton of them..

i do like this one at the moment...

courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important.

[Ninja Wallace]

Two wrongs don't make a right, they make an even.

I know everything, I just don't remember it all.

Happiness is the most important thing in life. Everything else is just a means to an end.

Regret nothing.

Selfless people are just trying to feel better about themselves. How selfish of them.

There is no such thing as a neccesity.




All of those are by me.

[Return of Shiki]

I dunno, you're sure Hoover wasn't our laziest President?

Read up on Coolidge, seriously.

All the man seriously did on a typical afternoon was smoke cigars, take a nap, play poker with his cabinet buddies and fuck random women. It was easy for him to ride through the roarin' 20s.

[CoolBlue]

No one said this?

To you, the day Bison graced your village is the most important day of your life. To me, it was Wednesday!

[SUCCESS!]

"success has always been a great liar" - Nietzsche

he said that? then what does that make me?

[umthrfkr]

anything from pulp fiction

[Shadow Ace 50]

live and learn and then get lugs

its always darkest before dawn

to be or not to be


these quotes all have important value

[Striderhyru05]

THEY SHOULDA NEVA GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY :annoy:

[Ender120]

bullfight critics ranked in rows
crowd the enormous plaza full,
but only one is there who knows
and he's the man who fights the bull.

Thanks, you just gave me my new away message.

THEY SHOULDA NEVA GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY :annoy:

Yeah, this gets quoted often.




"Hard work is for those short on talent." - George Carlin

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." - George Carlin

"He's freestyling! His style is so free!" - Said by drunken me at a party

"I mean, sometimes you just want to go home, fuck, and watch baseball." - Charlie Sheen

"It is easy to see," replied Don Quixote, "that you are not used to this business of adventures. Those are giants, and if you are afraid, away with you out of here and betake yourself to prayer, while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat."

"Evacuate your sleep/It's dangerous to dream" - Mos Def

"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong." - Bertrand Russell

[Zero619]

I got some more
"How old is 15 really?" Dave Chappelle
"Freedom is a privilege not a right".... Onslaught in MVC1
"Oppnions are like asses. Everybody has one, but no one thinks their is shitty" Me
My personal favorite
"Sometimes blood ain't thicker than water.... and sometimes blood will bring you down quicker than a stranger......" Lisa Raye from the movie the Players Club

[snakedizzle209]

anything from pulp fiction

QFMFT

I was actually thinking of Pulp fiction and Reservoir dogs coming into this.

oh and um.......... JILL SANDWICH and alot of Metal gear shit.

[tondashocka]

"The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Monte]

gotta go with Dune:

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear... And when it is gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear is gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

[aiy1tm]

"Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it" - Richard Feynman

[DarkGiygas]

its not rape if they cant say no

im putting the sensual back in non-consensual

etc

[Slick Vic]

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro.

[Zulu]

A rich man is just a poor man with money.

[Ps.Cristián]

To be the man u have to Beat The man !

Ric Flair

[ar4mith]

"Let us endeavor to so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." -Mark Twain

"I never let school get in the way of my education." -Mark Twain

"One always has enough time, provided one spends it well." -Goethe

"A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit." - Greek Proverb

[Raziel321]

wtf zoolander has rocked my world hundreds, if not thousands of times

[Debaser]

No one said this?

To you, the day Bison graced your village is the most important day of your life. To me, it was Tuesday!

nice try.

[Atryu]

"In the 60s, people used to take acid to make the world look weird... now, the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it look normal." - dunno who, I found it randomly on the net

"According to statistics, one person out of five is unbalanced. If you are surrounded by 4 people, and they seem normal.. it's not good!" - Jean-Claud Vandam

"I love women... but eventually, a time comes when their stupidity surpasses my love..." - Alexandre Dumas

"We'll have all the time to rest when in the grave!" - Conan

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

"My deliverance is self evidence." - Black Thought

"Don't blame me, blame yourselves or God." - Delita Hyral (Final Fantasy Tactics)

"Soul, don't blame me that I've got you so seldom." - Wislawa Szymborska

And there was a quote from one of Dionisio Martínez's poems in Bad Alchemy. Something along the lines of "You can find a man in the ounce of his tears/And the first rains will level your house." I wish I hadn't gave away my copy of it. :sad:

[Kalypso]

'This guy smiles so much it's starting to upset me' -Lewis Black in Man of the Year

[Ouroborus]

"old enough to bleed, old enough to breed"

"if theres grass on the field, play ball"

[Windlord0]

"God will not look your over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars"
-Elbert Hubbard

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
-Priest, Boondock Saints

“The Christian way! What halfwits you all are! Mithras’s mother was a virgin, shepherds and wise men came to see her newborn child, and Mithras himself grew to become a healer and teacher. He had twelve disciples, and on the eve of his death he gave them a final supper of bread and wine. He was buried in a rock tomb and rose again, and he did all this long before the Christians nailed their God to a tree. You let the Christians steal your God’s clothes, Derfel!"
-Merlin, Excalibur by Bernard Cornwell

"1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

"Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness."
-Architect, Matrix reloaded (this is the only matrix quote I have liked, as played out as it may be)

"If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good, and the very gentle, and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too, but there will be no special hurry."
-Ernest Hemingway

I'll stop now because I could go on forever.

[Ps.Cristián]

"Leave it all, So others can have nothing"

Null Broch Text

[I Am Lothar]

Quotation confesses inferiority.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims (1876)

[Vynce]

"You should really quit smoking...it's really not good for you."

"Why don't you quit smoking?"

"I...don't smoke."

"Oh. Then I guess I'll go back to minding my own business, then."

[Dasrik]

"If something doesn't make sense, then it's not true." — Judge Judy

[bear]

I like quotes. They don't necessarily solve anything, but little bite-sized chunks of wisdom are fun.

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

-Oscar Wilde

"I am not young enough to know everything."

-Oscar Wilde

"Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to."

-Mark Twain

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

-Mark Twain

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

-Jack Handy (I could quote this guy all day ... he's hilarious)

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

-Mitch Hedburg (another guy I could quote constantly)

"If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong."

-Mo Udall

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."

Another Mark Twain.

[DaDesiCanadian]

No one said this?

To you, the day Bison graced your village is the most important day of your life. To me, it was Wednesday!

Wow. This should be enough for a ban.

[Sasmasta]

"To you, the day Bison graced your village is the most important day of your life. To me, it was Wednesday!"-CoolBlue

Uh oh! Better edit for people who just run and read. I quoted Cool Blue, not Bison. Get the facts straight keed!

[4Play]

Wednesday?! You gotta be kidding.

[Javid]

Damn, this thread is back. Well, I got another one that caught my attention not long ago:

If you stop struggling, then you stop life.
-Huey Newton

Keep the good quotes coming people.

[R | C]

I read one a couple a days ago, something like ...

College graduates think they're smart because they make the best choices from a multiple choice test ... but a smarter person in life will find the choices that weren't given to them.

or something like that. I can't remember who said it.