Why do people hate Jeff Gordon?

[*InVeRs3*]

Why do people hate Jeff Gordon?

I hate nascar, but he's my favorite driver. Nascar fans just love to hate this guy. Why?

[ShinAkumax]

Screw you topic, more importantly. Why do some people hate me in SRK? I'm full of awesome!

[tajiri]

Why do people hate Jeff Gordon?

I hate nascar, but he's my favorite driver. Nascar fans just love to hate this guy. Why?

he drives a rainbow car.

most of nascar fans live in the southeast.

you do the math.

[BrwnbellyYankee]

hes from california and he wins

[Grits'N'Gravy]

He doesn't talk like he has a mouthfull of marbles.

[.Free.]

cuz people loved dale earnhardt sr. to much and they don't want a wimp like him to be any good.

[Satomiblood]

Why do people love Nascar so much? These are questions we may never be able to answer.

[EVARGNUG]

I'm going to take a stab at this.

Nascar's main demographic is composed of legions and legions of southerners. Moreover, southerners have this thing about "it all being in the family." Jeff Gordon, in all socially and biologically observed ways, doesn't belong to that "family."

- GG -

[shoo]

Omfg Theyre Turning Left!~!@`2~!!!!1


when will the excitement end?!

:rolleyes:

[SFFanatic]

NASCAR sucks, but I think its because they're a bunch of ignorant drunk rednecks, and Jeff Gordon is pretty boy from California who nows has more wins then their favorite racer Dale Earnhardt.

[3b1r4h]

i don't watch nascar but i root for jeff gordon because my friend has the same name.

[ChairHome]

Its because he has 2 first names.

[spideyman]

he gets with women that have all their teeth.

[Bounce]

simple

a rainbow warrior winning in a southern sport
a rainbow warrior introducing and thus changing how to prep for a southern sport

finally,

the fact that it was a non southerner who brought a southern sport into the mainstream. Nascar has been historically tied to the south since its inception, the fact that it took toyota so long just to qualify a nextel chassis; there was little diversity up till about 5 years ago all have played into this.

i can't wait until a prominent minority driver (who comes up through the ranks, not transplanted like JP Montoya) takes the sport further into the mainstream.

[AKUMA2000]

Jeff Gordan is da man, either you hate him or you love him.

[Ninja Wallace]

Moreover, southerners have this thing about "it all being in the family."
I thought those were Italians.

I think it's because he showers.

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

I want a black dude to dominate NASCAR...Have KFC or Popeyes as their main contributor, have Phillies Blunts as a part owner and throw up the ROC sign after every win.

[white shadow]

I want a black dude to dominate NASCAR...Have KFC or Popeyes as their main contributor, have Phillies Blunts as a part owner and throw up the ROC sign after every win.

Oh man it'd be so cool to see a homie driftin' around the track. I'd be lolin' when black people start coming to Nascar events too.

You'd be hearing stuff like:


"Move like you being chased by the 5-0 my nigga!!! WHITE BRONCO DAT SHIT!!!"

[shoo]

I want a black dude to dominate NASCAR...Have KFC or Popeyes as their main contributor, have Phillies Blunts as a part owner and throw up the ROC sign after every win.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Rhio2k]

Its because he has 2 first names.

And since the 1980's that's usually been a big ol' covert clue in the entertainment biz that someone's got a lil swirl in their coffee. Elton John, Rupaul (Rupaul Andre Charles), Boy George, George Michael, more recently Ricky Martin, and now this. :wtf: hmmmmm...


Keep your eye on Andre "3000" Benjamin from Outkast. He may just be fronting for now cuz black music ain't gay-friendly...time will tell.

[maxx]

I want a black dude to dominate NASCAR...Have KFC or Popeyes as their main contributor, have Phillies Blunts as a part owner and throw up the ROC sign after every win.

u and i both know black people have to be lowkey in nascar...they still lynch us in the south.

[Hoonyo]

I drive fastly, call me Jeff Gord-on
In the black SS with the naviga-tion

[AkumaTX]

Wrong people. Dale trained Gordon, but after the accident people wanted to see Jr win, and not the trainee. People love or hate him.

[Frank the Tank]

Well, I hate Nascar with every fiber of my being. Nascar fans hate Jeff Gordon, for whatever reason(I vote for his enunciation of words), thusly, Jeff Gordon is my favorite Nascar driver.

[Lantis]

Well, every sports needs a bad boy....

Basketball has a lot (I want to say....Ron Artest?) :confused:

Football has another ton (I want to say....T.O.?) :looney:

Baseball has a few (AJ Pierzinski, Barry Bonds).

Soccer has several (Genaro Gattuso)

I guess NASCAR fans were feeling left out, so they suddenly drew sticks and said OMG JEFF GORDON!

And there you have it! :wgrin:

[orka]

the only exciting race that involves turning left over and over again is track & field. (a runner here).


i actually don't mind watching open wheel cars like f-1, but nascar is just too full of fail and aids.

[BrwnbellyYankee]

i used to hate nascar, but then i went to a race here in atlanta, it was the probably the most fun iv ever had at a "sporting event." i went with my friend who is a nascar freak.

we pull in at about 930 in the morning, people are out grilling food and drinking beer. since i wanted to fit in i put on the only jeff gordon shirt my friend has (he is a tony stewart fan) and i swear it was like a brotherhood, everyone that had on a jeff gordon shirt, hat was seen as family i got so many free beers from just walking around with a shirt on, it wasnt guiness but it was free.

but besides that we had pitpasses so we walked around talking to the girls in the pit before the race, free breakfast and more free beer.

we were drunk before 11am, i drunk called my parents at church, and you can woot and say things like "hey bitch" at the women and its accepted. needless to i was hung over before the race was over, and i went home with 36 beers in a bag i got for free.


oh yeah the race, it was loud and actually entertaining

[Irennicus]

Rally racing and formula 1 are the shit.

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

u and i both know black people have to be lowkey in nascar...they still lynch us in the south.

That why we need a BIG dude, like dude from Green Mile....just have the straight "black stair down" face when he wins...his speech would be like

"a yo, a yo, first off....let me saying his hurr......let me say this hurr; ain't no ova car in his joint be faster this this churr *bangs hand against the hood" All that protective ass drivin', hell naw, Gordan was in my way so I ran his ass off the road, like me and lil pooky, my pit manager used to do down on MLK drive na mean?". A YO POOKY!!!!! I like them 22's on his future car shit na mean. *someone hangs him a gaterade*....da fuk is this dude???? WHAT THE FLUCK DIS BE RIGHT CHURR? Give me some malt mutha fukn' liqour...thirsty ass a bitch out his peace....oh...mic is still on? Shout outs to TEAM ROC, My Man Pooky and all them lil niggas running bitches off the street like I did Gordon on lap 249....bitch is still screaming to the officials and shit....nigga....fix your car...FIX YOUR CAR..."

*cuts to Dale Waltrip looking stupid*

[maxx]

That why we need a BIG dude, like dude from Green Mile....just have the straight "black stair down" face when he wins...his speech would be like

"a yo, a yo, first off....let me saying his hurr......let me say this hurr; ain't no ova car in his joint be faster this this churr *bangs hand against the hood" All that protective ass drivin', hell naw, Gordan was in my way so I ran his ass off the road, like me and lil pooky, my pit manager used to do down on MLK drive na mean?". A YO POOKY!!!!! I like them 22's on his future car shit na mean. *someone hangs him a gaterade*....da fuk is this dude???? WHAT THE FLUCK DIS BE RIGHT CHURR? Give me some malt mutha fukn' liqour...thirsty ass a bitch out his peace....oh...mic is still on? Shout outs to TEAM ROC, My Man Pooky and all them lil niggas running bitches off the street like I did Gordon on lap 249....bitch is still screaming to the officials and shit....nigga....fix your car...FIX YOUR CAR..."

*cuts to Dale Waltrip looking stupid*

so the guy to represent us is gonna be the most ignorant fuckin nigga you can find who can drive stick?

[Ne0phyte]

He's flipping HOT

[Rhio2k]

so the guy to represent us is gonna be the most ignorant fuckin nigga you can find

When has that NOT been the case??

[SFFanatic]

so the guy to represent us is gonna be the most ignorant fuckin nigga you can find who can drive stick?

...So you've been living under a rock for the past 30 years or something?

[Lick Me Off]

LOL!! If there was a constantly winning minority driver, I bet NACAR fans would be outraged. Though I think ActTurnedJokers idea is funny.

[SiLLiEMutAfuKA]

I really really really don't get how people can watch cars go in circles for hours, I'm sorry but it is not entertaining.

[The Grey Area]

This thread is fucking awesome.

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

so the guy to represent us is gonna be the most ignorant fuckin nigga you can find who can drive stick?

umm....same way rednecks are only in the sport now....

Man, I bet your a joykill at comedy clubs....