View Full Version : Have you ever lost a fight?
Shadow Ace 50
05-03-2007, 05:24 PM
be honest, it takes a real man to admit he has lost instead of saying he never did i once got bitched by this bigger guy who was the size of five adults rolled into to one as a sixth grader..hell the guy kara palmed me into a corner for like five seconds caused i would not fight back...that was the only time i lost a fight...... every other fight i taunt canceled before we started to fight cause i learned and took up martial arts and boxing...but anywho what about you? what are your lost battled stories....remember you lose some...you win some...but you live...you live to fight another day
mastermind
05-03-2007, 05:26 PM
Hell yeah I lost a fight.
Then I put my quarter up on the machine and waited for my turn to come around.
...did you just quote Craig's dad from Friday?
orochizoolander
05-03-2007, 05:35 PM
....yes however that was before i was an ambiturner.
DaemoN_
05-03-2007, 05:47 PM
i lost a wrestling match once... got put in the scorpion and some girl had to break it up :lovin: .
The Epidemic
05-03-2007, 05:50 PM
nope never lost a 1 on 1...seriously.
dirzzt360
05-03-2007, 06:09 PM
Yup. I was at the bar. I was drinkin' all night long and drunk as hell. I lost my jacket so I got mad and picked a fight with 3 big ass dudes. I got owned. I dont even remeber the fight really. Shit I didnt even know how I got home till the bartender told me. I guess the cops picked me up and took me home. I guess they thought I got beat enough so they didnt need to take me to jail.
Pablo_the_Mex
05-03-2007, 06:13 PM
Once in middleschool, but nowadays I have not had found myself in situations that would require me to engage in fisticuffs. Which is fine, because I really do not feel like going to court over crippling someone and then explaining why I proceeded to tea-bag my opponent's face.
CoMpOuNd
05-03-2007, 06:22 PM
no....
One time I almost lost a fight though. He had me in some "UFC Named" choke hold, from the back(nohomo). But I stopped it from happening....
MOHOHOHOHOAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAH
word.
SFFanatic
05-03-2007, 06:22 PM
Me? Lose in a fight?
A hilarious notion
Jr7891
05-03-2007, 06:37 PM
I've never started a fight in my life but I been in lots, never lost one. Of course they were one sided.
In 7th grade art class, a kid hit me in the eye with a rubberband, then called me a ******. I had a Boxcutter assist.
Later that kid got his friends to try to follow me home from school. I kept a knife in my bag. Yamazaki knife slashes.
Some random fuck ran at me ad punched me in the back of the head. I rush him, push him down, kick him in the jaw and start smashing his head with a locker door.
Some crackhead hit my 7 year old cousin with a golf club at the park. My other cousins and I throw him down and beat the shit out of him with his golf club.
Emo faggot kicks my shin while I'm playing House of the dead 3. I clock him with the shotgun lightgun and kick him in the face.
10 year old kid tried to rob me with a bb gun. I punched him, gott him down, hit him ion the eyes then stole my money, his money and his bb gun.
This small dude wearing a XXXXXL shirt where he should had wore an xl, was at a friends party. He throws up on the floor and just decks this chick. I pull his shirt over his head and kick his ribs in.
This dumb motherfucker set my shirt on fire. After putting it out, I pull my own lighter out, grab him and set his hands on fire. He gets pissed 40 minutes later and as I'm trying to finish spraypainting something (not grafitti) he comes back with a burning stick. I pull my lighter back out, let him get close and spray the paint to try to blind him then light the paint to burn him more.
At the beach, this guy wearing only his trunks gets an attitude with me for reasons i didn't know (no habla espanol) He slaps me so I just hit him with a piece of metal and leave.
I'm fucking broken. Stupid motherfuckers start shit and try to beat me using punches and kicks and the occasional attemped tackle. Knowing karate, how to deflect attacks, how to take people down, and how to put them to sleep/disable them owns.
Shadow Ace 50
05-03-2007, 06:39 PM
^^ watch some kenichi
cuh | son
05-03-2007, 06:43 PM
no....
One time I almost lost a fight though. He had me in some "UFC Named" choke hold, from the back(nohomo). But I stopped it from happening....
MOHOHOHOHOAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAH
word.
I believe the hold you speak of is the "rear-naked choke." Lucky for you your jiu-jitsu skills got you out of that dilemma.
Silentness!
05-03-2007, 06:52 PM
I never loss a fight. I'd run before it ever began... :rofl:
SwmmrManShen
05-03-2007, 07:17 PM
when i was in 3rd grade, a 6th grader kicked my ass. I saw him again when i was a freshman and i was bigger. He left as soon as he remembered who i was. That was rewarding.
spudlyff8fan
05-03-2007, 07:28 PM
I lost a fight one time when I ended up getting my shoulder popped out of its socket.
Weecho
05-03-2007, 07:29 PM
Does getting jumped count as losing? :wonder:
JackTenrac!
05-03-2007, 07:32 PM
Honesty HERE:
Hmmm...2 from what I recall:
- So guy stole my bike. I went back to get it, and there he was. I forgot my Tae Kwon Do training and boom... The cops just saw it to be black on black violence when they showed up to my place.
- This guy, who got vex because I stole his girl...I told him I didn't "have the time" to fight him, so after that, I was getting that Ken move to my chest and face.(Fist of the North Star scene where he was punching that fat guy up).
I never lost a gang up, though. I really don't see how people could since you have more control of the battle as the guy getting whupped. You have more energy in a gang fight. It's like a martial arts movie, but the guys attack you at once.
...that went well.
The Epidemic
05-03-2007, 08:11 PM
Does getting jumped count as losing? :wonder:
i dont think so....if thats the case then yes, ive lost b4
AlphaDragoon
05-03-2007, 08:25 PM
No, I actually haven't lost a fight. I've been in like 2 or 3, the first and second ones ended really quickly. But the third one...it probably sucked to be that guy the next morning.
Raziel321
05-03-2007, 09:16 PM
in 3rd grade, some 5th grader wasnt playing by the rules in this school yard game. i called him out on it, and he grabbed me and started slamming me into a wall repeatedly.
sophmore year of HS, this one black dude thot he was the shit. was disrespecting people and shit, he tried to do this playful slap on me, i threw water in his face and pushed him. at this point on he got in my face, some instigating here and there we are to meet at the basketball courts immediately.
i walk up, he throws a swing, BARELY grazes my jaw, then we get locked and we go down. when we hit the floor immediately he starts yelling " MY KNEE!! MY KNEE!!!". i dont know what happened, the grace of god perhaps, as this fucker was 2x bigger than me and i was small then and overly-confident in myself.
its a good thing his knee got injured because he was mounted on me and could have easily started wailing on me. the fight ended there, as i left a basketball court full of jeering onlookers. this fucker was known for being a pansy, so losing to him would have tarnished my reputation forever. everybody heard about the fight, and word was that i beat him. it did me some justice that he was in crutches for the next month because of his knee.
evrybody thought i messed him up :rofl:
i still remember as he was on the floor disabled, as i was leaving the scene of the fight, i heard him yelling " I HAD HIM!!! I HAAAD HIMMMMMM!!!"
glad god was on my side that day :sweat:
goodm0urning
05-03-2007, 09:27 PM
In the few physical fights I've been in, the other guy is usually too hot under the collar to really think about doing anything except hitting me. Kind of the same way some people always do a super upon wakeup after getting supered.
However, fights as in arguments with a girlfriend, I have sadly given in voluntarily just to end the bullshit.
Vynce
05-03-2007, 09:45 PM
When I was six, I let a third grader beat me up. I didn't fight back, because I was afraid Santa would be angry with me, and I'd get fewer gifts. I even pictured his face, like in a cartoon.
It stopped bothering me 2-3 years ago. I turn 24 next month. I've been in countless fights, but not since I was little. That was the only loss I can remember. No one bothers with me now that I've lost so much weight. I'm just a harmless looking metrosexual.
Goten X
05-06-2007, 05:57 PM
People talk about me all the time... A lot of people treat me like dirt, because I don't fit their stupid stereotypes. I've been threatened a bunch, too. I've been beat up, but it wasn't really a fight, I couldn't do anything to protect myself. That was a while ago, when I was in the third grade. Almost 7 years ago. I'm not a big person, so if I did get into a fight, I'd most likely lose. Yep, that's the truth.
/GX
Black Chanler
05-06-2007, 07:10 PM
I remember that I randomly fought some kid in the 4th grade and my dad shouted my name from the far distance so I stopped to head home and the dude punched me in the face and ran off. When I explained to my dad what happened he told me to finish it then the kid said sorry.
SlayerofBodom
05-06-2007, 07:14 PM
On the streets, I've only lost one fight, but thankfully managed to avoid a curb-stomping that time.
In the gym, training against others, I've lost more "fights" than I can possibly count.
*InVeRs3*
05-06-2007, 07:25 PM
Bet everyone here's going to say no.
El Maniatico
05-06-2007, 07:25 PM
I tried to take some guy 3 times my size, got some good hits on him but he got me good on the face, like a nice little black dot on my cheek....Critical hit! it stung...but the guy used to be a friend.... we both knew he wouldve won and he let me go.
Attack
Magicka
Mist
Item
>Flee
Never fought again after that...
(on a side note FF12 is the shit!)
thurst
05-06-2007, 07:32 PM
why can't i vote? :(
either way when i was like 9 or 10 i punched this chick...and when i say punched i mean it was one of those "i'm putting every once of my being into this punch" type of blows....and the bitch ate that shit like a ham sandwich and stared at me.
i walked away, so yeah i count that as losing, my ego is still recovering to this day.
skitz
05-06-2007, 07:34 PM
I was losing 3 hours into the fight,then my enemy crack my orignal mvc2 cd.Then all of a sudden I was screaming with anger,my eyes turned blue,my hair turned yellow.Then I flip his ass inside out with a ironing board
Q.C.PUNCH
05-06-2007, 07:37 PM
yup. In 8th grade, i got into it with this one dude who kept throwing stuff at me during lunch. So i went at it. Didtn't see his fuckin' buddy coming from behind though, and took all five nuckles in the back of my head. Had a headache for 2 weeks.
Taichi
05-06-2007, 07:50 PM
Nobody ever loses a fight.
because even if you get your ass kicked, your teeth knocked out, and pissed on, you've won something more valuable than dignity and respect.
you've won experience.
and the knowledge that four is too many.
Grimm_Demize
05-06-2007, 07:54 PM
I have been in four fights in my entire life, and I am currently batting .500.
Thankfully, one fight I lost was as a 1st grader (it sucked), and the other time I lost I had friends around to keep me from getting really fucked up.
Of the two I won, I'm not proud of how I pulled that shit off (I had to pre-emptive sucker punch both guys, for fear that they'd hit me first). One of them wasn't even planning on fighting me, I learned later...:wasted:
voodazz
05-06-2007, 11:05 PM
When I sparred with my dad (former golden gloves) I lost a hell of a lot. I lost a lot more sparring with my older brother. Then my little sister kicked me in the balls once.
I suck.:sad:
kz0060
05-07-2007, 12:25 AM
I got my ass beat when I was real young. Like before I even started first grade. My friend and I were bored and he's just like "Yo lets fight."
Should never had agreed.
SNAAAAKE
05-07-2007, 12:35 AM
no. I only fought once and pretty much won. there was 2 mexican midgets threw paper at me(first day in school) and I just got up and punched one of them in the face and gave him a black eye and other one was too short to do anything. he almost swang at me but missed. then random people broke off the fight. I "won" as nothing happend to me and other guy got a black eye :rofl:
but all 3 were suspended for a week. whatever I needed the time off to play street fighter anyway. I didnt even tell my parents about it..I just went to arcade everyday and then chilled at a friends house.
that and I am with mini tigerwood(silent ness) on this one, I wouldnt even bother fighting anyone. I am just too pretty(NO HOMO) to get punched in the face.
I did get jumped by random "asian gangsters" though. apparently my brother was fucking his sister or some shit. he just grabbed to shirt and mumbled some shit then let me know(I didnt do anything as it was 3 vs 1). maybe this falls under "losing a fight" category.
.Free.
05-07-2007, 02:21 AM
im proud to say i never lost a fight... though all my fighting days were in elementary and middle school... cuz after that i just felt bad for beating up people, guess i grew a conscience... or just afraid of going to jail
LimeGreenPatato
05-07-2007, 04:57 AM
***Knowing karate***, how to deflect attacks, how to take people down, and how to put them to sleep/disable them owns.
You mean having a weapon.
Bet everyone here's going to say no.
*Bets *InVeRs3* can't read*
I lost a fight one time when I ended up getting my shoulder popped out of its socket.
Same here.
The Chief
05-07-2007, 08:15 AM
One time, someone threw a pack of vending machine donuts at the back of my head and noone fessed up to it.
...I guess that's a loss.
i took a guy down once... he put me in a weak guillotine, threw punches at my stomach and the people around me broke it up... i guess i "lost".
i've lost tons of wrestling/subwrestling matches though. i rolled with scott schilling (bjj black belt) and he submitted me 9 times in 5 minutes... and i don't suck.
and in my first wrestling match i faced some sort of prodigy... after stalemating on the ground, we got stood up by the ref. he shot in for a double, picked me up and slammed me so hard... i couldn't walk right for a week. that's the most i've ever been injured from anything.
CarpeNoctumXIII
05-07-2007, 08:30 AM
Got jumped before, but all the fights that could've happend was in school, with wanna be thug kids that don't do shit but run their mouth.
Hunter D
05-07-2007, 08:42 AM
I've won and lost quiet a few fights. The only fight I ever got owned in was a fight I had aganist some guy that was ROTC. I hurt him, but he hurt me much more.
MikieJ
05-07-2007, 08:56 AM
When I was six, I let a third grader beat me up. I didn't fight back, because I was afraid Santa would be angry with me, and I'd get fewer gifts. I even pictured his face, like in a cartoon.
:rofl: For some reason I found this so funny, the image in my head after I read this was priceless :rofl:
Won some, lost some I guess. I was a little skinny kid so I got beat up and jumped a lot growing up. But I grew up with 2 brothers and we were always fighting and wrestling, so sometimes I'd know just enough to either win the fight, make it a tie that got broken up and / or get away. First 2 years of High School were really rough and I got into lots of fights. By the third and fourth years of HS more people knew me and I got with the right crowd so I didn't have to worry about fighting so much. It was around this time when I started taking Karate, stuff happened and I had to drop it down the line but I still remember lots of life saving little things like how to break a forcefull handshake, how to escape a headlock, how to turn things around when I'm pinned to the floor, stuff like that because you never know...
By the time I got to College I didn't have to worry about fighting anymore, well for one thing I wasn't a skinny kid anymore and and there really wasn't anything like bullies, fake gangs and any of that other crap in College. Man I love College...
I don't believe in violence, I will usually try to find a solution that doesn't involve violence to problems nowadays.
The Green Trench Coat
05-07-2007, 09:18 AM
a few times.
the last fight i "won" I permanently hurt someone.
I don't fight anymore if i can help it, i use my words.
...
I've lost a few of those too.
Dragon Punch
05-07-2007, 09:24 AM
I was walking away from a group of friends when one of the randoms who was there with us walked up behind me and punched me in the back of the head. I dropped like a stone and he got on top of me and laced me a few more times. No clue why he did it, but all I ended up with is a black eye and a sore jaw, so it wasn’t a big deal. Kind of a dirty move to punch a guy in the back of the head though.
PaRt2
05-07-2007, 09:25 AM
I've been cheap shot'd before.. but never lost a fair fight. Granted, I haven't fought since high school but I've recieved my fair share of bumps and scars. I think everyone needs a good ass whoppin' sometime to be reminded that they are not invinsible. Too many people think they can't be touched but a right-hook will bring'em back to reality.
Taichi
05-07-2007, 10:07 AM
One time, someone threw a pack of vending machine donuts at the back of my head and noone fessed up to it.
...I guess that's a loss.
It depends.
did you eat the donuts?, because free donuts equals win.
Devil X
05-07-2007, 10:11 AM
I've lost fights but they were all when I was younger. Up to about age 12 or so I would get in a serious fight about once a month, the older kids would always get us to fight or even set up boxing matches. I've lost about 3 but 2 were to the same guy, some big ass kid who was about triple my weight. In my teen years I never lost a 1 on 1 but I did get jumped by about 6 people and even the first one sucker punched me, I don't know if you count that as losing a fight though.
LimeGreenPatato
05-07-2007, 03:31 PM
i took a guy down once... he put me in a weak guillotine, threw punches at my stomach and the people around me broke it up... i guess i "lost".
i've lost tons of wrestling/subwrestling matches though. i rolled with scott schilling (bjj black belt) and he submitted me 9 times in 5 minutes... and i don't suck.
Scott Schilling probably thinks you suck
Grimm_Demize
05-07-2007, 03:33 PM
Scott Schilling probably thinks you suck
Brutal. Just brutal. :pray:
Jedi W.
05-07-2007, 03:39 PM
Fights won on the streets = 3. One when I was a kid in a stupid kid fight. Twice in college when some fucker thought it'd be a good idea to mug me.
Fights lost to sister w/ pissed off dad assist = too many to count
My sister used to beat the shit out of me when we were kids, since if I laid a single finger on her I would catch an ass whoppin' from my dad.
You have no idea the animosity I bear towards my sister for taking advantage of that for 15 years.
--jedi\/\/.
Geddoe
05-07-2007, 04:22 PM
Honestly, I've lost just about every single fight I've ever been in. I only ever really beat one of my neighbors in a fight. He was two years older than me, but in the same grade until I passed him(he got suspended for fighting a lot). He's really the only person you could say I really decisively beat.
I got in a lot of fights too, I was just really bad at it. I would get in about a fight every three or four weeks in grades 4 to 6(I had anger control problems), a few times it would end with 3 or 4 other guys jumping in(I was pretty unpopular). I still had a better record than my neighbor though. He got in fights all the time, I don't think he won a single one.
Adam Warlock
05-07-2007, 05:23 PM
I got in a lot of fights too, I was just really bad at it.
:rofl: Gold :rofl:
Rhythm1c
05-07-2007, 06:15 PM
I fought a shit load as a kid since I was in a shitty school in the middle of the ghetto so naturally I have lost some fights.
Allosaurus
05-07-2007, 06:27 PM
Hell yeah I lost a fight.
Then I put my quarter up on the machine and waited for my turn to come around.
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:lol:
EveryFlowerFlow
05-07-2007, 06:38 PM
I remember I threw an orange at the sister of one of my friends. I had no idea he was standing right behind me. soon as I turn round, POW right hook to the jaw. I literally saw stars for about 2 seconds before my vision came back. We went at it a little before the rest of the people around us broke up the fight.
Closest thing to a loss for me. *kisses fists*
Mixah
05-07-2007, 06:50 PM
real fights? no... got into 2, didn't lose either.
video game fights? what the fuck is a win? i never seen one mang
Biolink
05-07-2007, 06:55 PM
I've only been in about a handful.
I won all of them
Ninja Wallace
05-07-2007, 07:20 PM
I've never been in a real fight, so no. However I've lost plenty of practice fights in Jiu-Jitsu class. I'm the youngest and the smallest there. I know that if I got into a fight at my school, I'd win. Bunch of wimps there.
LimeGreenPatato
05-07-2007, 08:57 PM
Street fights i've probably been in about 15 i've lost one for sure...a bunch were probably draws. The one i lost was my own fault, the guy was jacked, probably out weighed me by 40 pounds and i was drunk as shit.....i didn't even want to fight him though. my buddy did...he slapped him in the face, and the guy attacked me...wtf is that?
Hockey fights i've lost a bunch. But i've got in alot more that street fights.
Slick Vic
05-18-2007, 09:40 PM
Yeah, but it was because I tried to box a boxer. Dumb on my part.
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