Taste of my own medicine from mother nature

[R.P.D rookie]

I'm an interesting 3s player, if I do say so myself. Boldy claiming to be America's Best at something is a tall order. I'm also a lazy person AND cunning, so what better character to call than Q for myself to be America's Best with?

For those of you that know me, I'm quite the turtle with Q. THE premier corner queen, I can be quite stubborn even if I'm losing a match because someone's offense is better than my corner sitting, I'll sit there and get beat to death in the name of getting better at my lazy profession.

The word for the day is TURTLE and I was given a sign today that I'm doing the right thing in 3S. For I witnessed two turtles in my backyard mating. It's a nice day, so I decided to go outside and frolic and I stumbled across two box turtles getting their groove on. Perplexed, I kneeled down beside them and observed: the female completely sucked into her shell while the male turtle clumsily maneuvered himself into position.........over and over and over again.....

This took forever, I started to get frusturated because the male turtle kept trying to mount the female from the wrong end. I even yelled out "You're doing it wrong! Hurry up it's hot out here!". And then I realized, so THIS is what I subject people to?

Sorry guyz.



Enjoy my thread or go to hell. =)

[Shodokan123]

I'm an interesting 3s player, if I do say so myself. Boldy claiming to be America's Best at something is a tall order. I'm also a lazy person AND cunning, so what better character to call than Q for myself to be America's Best with?

For those of you that know me, I'm quite the turtle with Q. THE premier corner queen, I can be quite stubborn even if I'm losing a match because someone's offense is better than my corner sitting, I'll sit there and get beat to death in the name of getting better at my lazy profession.

The word for the day is TURTLE and I was given a sign today that I'm doing the right thing in 3S. For I witnessed two turtles in my backyard mating. It's a nice day, so I decided to go outside and frolic and I stumbled across two box turtles getting their groove on. Perplexed, I kneeled down beside them and observed: the female completely sucked into her shell while the male turtle clumsily maneuvered himself into position.........over and over and over again.....

This took forever, I started to get frusturated because the male turtle kept trying to mount the female from the wrong end. I even yelled out "You're doing it wrong! Hurry up it's hot out here!". And then I realized, so THIS is what I subject people to?

Sorry guyz.



Enjoy my thread or go to hell. =)

this thread is gold

[Tsumuri]

Lulz.

[sidewinder]

turtle porn....:wtf:

[Yeah Dood 120%]

:rofl: Jamall and his crazy adventures... dood.

[Shep srk]

I'm an interesting 3s player, if I do say so myself. Boldy claiming to be America's Best at something is a tall order. I'm also a lazy person AND cunning, so what better character to call than Q for myself to be America's Best with?

For those of you that know me, I'm quite the turtle with Q. THE premier corner queen, I can be quite stubborn even if I'm losing a match because someone's offense is better than my corner sitting, I'll sit there and get beat to death in the name of getting better at my lazy profession.

The word for the day is TURTLE and I was given a sign today that I'm doing the right thing in 3S. For I witnessed two turtles in my backyard mating. It's a nice day, so I decided to go outside and frolic and I stumbled across two box turtles getting their groove on. Perplexed, I kneeled down beside them and observed: the female completely sucked into her shell while the male turtle clumsily maneuvered himself into position.........over and over and over again.....

This took forever, I started to get frusturated because the male turtle kept trying to mount the female from the wrong end. I even yelled out "You're doing it wrong! Hurry up it's hot out here!". And then I realized, so THIS is what I subject people to?

Sorry guyz.



Enjoy my thread or go to hell. =)

So are you the female that just lays and waits to get mounted or are the male that can't get shit to happen?lol

[Waggs313]

RPD. I love you. HAHAHAHHA

That was too much hahaha.

[JiBbo]

You should have just punted the male turle over a large fence. SORTA like what I do to you 3s. :tup:

[R.P.D rookie]

After I made this thread I ran outside and chased both of them down. Well, I just briskly walked back to the spot where they were and took a picture then moved them to a better lit area.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/bizarrollamaj/turtle0.jpg


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/bizarrollamaj/IM000263.jpg

Sup, Kuroda what's goin on?
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/bizarrollamaj/turtle3.jpg


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/bizarrollamaj/turlte.jpg

Kuroda......I'm doing you proud buddy....wherever you are....

*looks up at that sky

[JiBbo]

Why aren't your hands glowing orange?? You've gotten soft on us, buddy.

[hold dat]

note to self....


*must meet RPD in person*

[DaveNotti]

note to self....


*must meet RPD in person*

HAHHA, Hell yeah right!!


lololol....this man is hilarity at it's finest.

America's best Q is also America's funniest....

[Waggs313]

Yo this is creepy, I dont wanna be stealing the thread. But I swear this just happend to me too. I was weed whacking outside, when I saw a bunny run out of the bushes and up my deck. My dad walked outside to try to pick it up when the little thing fell off, I dove and caught it. Relate this to Necros ending. I swear this just happend.

Sorry RPD , Proceed.

[DaveNotti]

Yo this is creepy, I dont wanna be stealing the thread. But I swear this just happend to me too. I was weed whacking outside, when I saw a bunny run out of the bushes and up my deck. My dad walked outside to try to pick it up when the little thing fell off, I dove and caught it. Relate this to Necros ending. I swear this just happend.

Sorry RPD , Proceed.

lolololol, whaaaaaaaat? Outta My Way!

[XEN MASTER MARK]

Ha ha ha. Deja Vu comes in threes eh?

Just the other day the neighbour's bunnies made another desperate bid for freedom by escaping into my garden - where they like to languish, eat plants and generally hump like ...er ...rabbits.

Only on this particular instance the guy rabbit got his bearings all messed up and tried to mount the female from the wrong end altogether. Now, I can understand turtles making this mistake, but how inept does a rabbit have to be if, after all that practice, he can't tell one end of his bunny hunny from the other? More to the point, how did he explain this mistake to her!?!

The mind boggles.

[Waggs313]

Well everyone experiments once in a while...maybe he wanted it that way.....

[Shadowstep]

DAMN...RPD...you are the most funniest person I know!!! :lol:

[J Musashi]

:rofl:


... another turtle fairy tale : http://www.hadesjojo.de/dl/sf33/01042007/flovstim.mpg

[Waggs313]

However....RPD rapes when he is turtling. This guy must have been the female turtle because he was taking it.
















Hard.

[xero15]

naw neither the turtle nor the rabbit were doin it wrong they was just tryin to do like shawna and get them some head.

[Shep srk]

RPD here is a vid to help you discover the power of the aggressive turtle

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/21348

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

I have to say..i find this story most interesting. I like turtles..well animals/reptile thingys..not players..unless of course their a girl..but then only a hot girl..if its a fat girl thats just common..what fat girl doesnt turtle..sigh

[THeMachine]

Yeah right, No way you caught a wild rabbit. I've tried so hard to catch one. I've even chased one at night on my motorbike for 30 minutes and still couldnt even come close. Btw sorry for reviving.