View Full Version : Girls And Tanning
Striderhyru05
05-16-2007, 09:57 AM
So this girl walks into microbiology this morning with a hardcore tan and wrinkles all over her face, with some red blochy spot assist, and I said to myself, what the hell is going on with girls and tanning?
this really is getting out of control, girls think that they have a nice tan when theyre face is all shriveled up and wrinkled. the girl in my class was in pain for 2 hours because of the "tan". now I dont have that problem because I have naturally tan olive skin, but why do white girls really kill themselves like this?
of course I would not leave you all without pics so here are some pics of girls who looked decent until they decided to go tanning because they thought it would make them look good. back in high school these girls were the popular ones, nowadays they are just trash.
http://photos-201.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v73/53/44/22801289/n22801289_30885201_6500.jpg
http://photos-202.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v65/107/45/22808202/n22808202_30840663_2531.jpg
please srk, discuss this and any other fads that college girls are doing now to make themselves look uglier?
Hokuto Shingo
05-16-2007, 10:00 AM
Its not "college girls" its white women period. They're tired of looking flavorless.
Striderhyru05
05-16-2007, 10:03 AM
truth
Its not "college girls" its white women period. They're tired of looking flavorless.
Exactly. Do you realize how many white girls I see walking in Manhattan with those tans? Some of them use the spray, but a lot of them doing the salon thing almost every day.
They're definitely tired of looking like whiter than Tuscan Milk. Some of them do look hot with it. I remember almost being pulled into one of their trenches until I told myself, "Natural tan ftw. Artificial tan ftl."
That tanning shit definitely ruins their skin for good. After that, say hello to botox treatments in a few years.
tajiri
05-16-2007, 10:21 AM
girls that tan a lot grow up to be outstanding leather couches...or they look like that old woman from "something about mary"
you know who i'm talking about.
:/
EmptyJumpThrow
05-16-2007, 10:29 AM
Tan or no tan, you went to the ugliest high school ever.
Striderhyru05
05-16-2007, 10:31 AM
Tan or no tan, you went to the ugliest high school ever.
tell me about it. thats just one of them though, I went to 4 diff high schools in 3 diff states
Tan or no tan, you went to the ugliest high school ever.
You might've noticed this by now but:
please srk, discuss this and any other fads that college girls are doing now to make themselves look uglier?
And that seems more like baking instead of just tanning.
Javid
05-16-2007, 10:34 AM
Seriously though, I don't know why young girls are engaging in this. Give it a couple of years and we'll see what happens.
If anybody knows somebody that tans often, try to convince them to give that shit up. UVA rays(the type found in tanning beds usually) are equally as bad as UVB rays. I recommed you all read this quick report if you're interested in what tanning actually does to you:
http://www.who.int/uv/publications/en/sunbeds.pdf
EDIT:
Do you know any guys that go tanning. I've never known a guy that goes tanning.
4Play
05-16-2007, 10:36 AM
Vince McMahon tans, crazy old bastard
Hokuto Shingo
05-16-2007, 10:38 AM
I think its secretly that all white people want to look like this:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hulkhogan/23.jpg
Pinion
05-16-2007, 10:39 AM
Honestly I find tans disgusting, especially when someone over-tans. Sorry bitch, I don't like my women with skin damage.
I'm all for that smooth porcelain white skin, if I wanted the leather look/feel I'd go fuck a roofer.
Million
05-16-2007, 10:42 AM
Tanning is silly...and the spray tans are just pathetic. It was funny how many celebs were looking quite orange a few years ago...even the adorable Charlize Theron was guilty of that...haha...walking around looking like orange juice magically transformed into a person.
The tan beds in particular seem like basically a way to guarantee yourself some cancer later on in life.
*so, do THAT many white guys out there prefer a woman to not be pale? Is it such a bad trait? Apparently so, since so many broads try to get a tan every summer. Personally, the skin color is of little consequence for me...dark or pale, it only matters if she's hot, and has a good face and some Booty.
Striderhyru05
05-16-2007, 10:44 AM
Seriously though, I don't know why young girls are engaging in this. Give it a couple of years and we'll see what happens.
If anybody knows somebody that tans often, try to convince them to give that shit up. UVA rays(the type found in tanning beds usually) are equally as bad as UVB rays. I recommed you all read this quick report if you're interested in what tanning actually does to you:
http://www.who.int/uv/publications/en/sunbeds.pdf
EDIT:
Do you know any guys that go tanning. I've never known a guy that goes tanning.
good post, and yeah I know this one fat student in my class who goes tanning, its stupid because all that it does is turn him into a big red apple.
Pinion
05-16-2007, 10:50 AM
EDIT:
Do you know any guys that go tanning. I've never known a guy that goes tanning.
I live in Florida so I know a few.
Doc Holliday
05-16-2007, 10:51 AM
It'll be fun to see the influx of skin cancer for women 20-30 years from now. Women are fucking shallow and concerned with looks. That is truth. I'd love nothing more than to walk up to the token popular tan bitch from high school 20 years from now when she's laying in her hospital bed and say, "So, how's that malignant melanoma? I hope looking hot for your high school jock sausage machine was worth it you fucking skeez."
Alzarath
05-16-2007, 10:59 AM
hatred
:tup:
Cancerous oranges = Nothx.
thurst
05-16-2007, 11:03 AM
lol uh pretty cold blooded there, buddy.
Demon Dash
05-16-2007, 11:18 AM
Pics cannot be displayed...
you would have to admit it is pretty hot tho when you go to the pool or the beach and see some girl with her panties up in her butt so she can tan her buttcheeks. or even toplesss for even complection...
arcticninja
05-16-2007, 11:28 AM
it all makes perfect sense when you realize that women are stupid.
aa_overmind
05-16-2007, 11:45 AM
It's funny that those girls love to tan, but they refuse to be with guys with natural tanned skin!
Ferdinandz
05-16-2007, 11:46 AM
Ugly bitches man
Biolink
05-16-2007, 11:47 AM
Yeah what's up with these girls walking around looking like toasted rice crispy treats?
I'd love nothing more than to walk up to the token popular tan bitch from high school 20 years from now when she's laying in her hospital bed and say, "So, how's that malignant melanoma? I hope looking hot for your high school jock sausage machine was worth it you fucking skeez."
:rofl: awesome. :tup:
Tans IMO do not make you hotter. They just make you look like you've been out in the sun. Big deal.
Wolfkiller
05-16-2007, 12:09 PM
Pale (not fat) goth chicks FTW.
My little cousin brought over his girlfriend to some family functions the other day and she would have been pretty decent if not for the fact she was hella overbaked. I've seen some girls that look decent with some tanning going on, but the majority if overdone or just done badly (tanning goggle rings around the eyes and such).
valaris
05-16-2007, 12:10 PM
I'm no fan of the fake tans but I have to admit I'm a sucker for those non-tanned hearts girls get low on their hips.
Ne0phyte
05-16-2007, 01:31 PM
Uhh plenty of guys go tanning. PLENTY. I think it's the douchebaggiest thing in the world when a guy tans.
Debaser
05-16-2007, 01:38 PM
God made beaches for tanning. Who would want to sit in a low power convection oven for two hours. Dumb white peoplez.
pherai
05-16-2007, 02:06 PM
Pale (not fat or goth) chicks FTW.
Fixed. Im a strong supporter of white girls with no tan, like that blonde bitch from lotr, but I think that puts me in the minority. Either way, many white girls just dont tan correctly, and end up orange, or all freckled and shit, and either way, look ridiculous/cartoonish. Even if a chick did look hot with a tan, as soon as you feel that rough leather hide, instant flaccid penis. Gotta keep the skin soft.
dialupsucky
05-16-2007, 02:36 PM
never known a guy to go tanning? WTF.... boy and I thought I was shut out from the real world...
anyway I go tanning, tanning deffintly is better then being pale. Personaly I think you get a better color from acctualy not tanning and just useing fake tanning shit etc, but it smells. So its kinda like would you rather have a better tan, but be smelly and shit. Or just be kinda tanned, and not smelly shrug.
Blackheart2097
05-16-2007, 02:40 PM
i dunno why white girls doing. guys in general don't even notice. i only notice it if they look so white that they look like death. other than that all I see is a snow bunny....either she's ugly or not... could care less about the level of her tan.
I attribute this to people that have money and have no idea wtf to do with it. do something useful with ur money.....join a gym or something....why the fuck would u tan urself? i'll take the girl with a nice body that's in shape over the girl with a "nice tan" any day.....
i rarely go out in the sun. i don't really get much of a tan, so why bother. on the plus side, everyone thinks i'm about 10 years younger than i am. a lot of girls look really hot with pale skin...especially redheads
pherai
05-16-2007, 02:49 PM
i rarely go out in the sun. i don't really get much of a tan, so why bother. on the plus side, everyone thinks i'm about 10 years younger than i am. a lot of girls look really hot with pale skin...especially redheads
Thank you. People don't realize how bad for your skin tanning is. It can really put years on your appearance. You don't see many people later in life who haven't caught a bit of sun along the way, but when you do, you can very clearly see a dramatic difference.
Septimus Prime
05-16-2007, 02:54 PM
I think its secretly that all white people want to look like this:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hulkhogan/23.jpg
Who wouldn't want to look like 403 Forbidden?
Nagata Lock II
05-16-2007, 03:10 PM
Who wouldn't want to look like 403 Forbidden?
:rofl: You beat me to it. I was literally about to write that. :rofl:
R.P.D rookie
05-16-2007, 03:33 PM
The worst: Super tanned girl with ultra bleached blonde/white hair but not the roots.
You cannot argue this.
It becomes a paradox calling someone who's darker than me a white person.
LimeGreenPatato
05-16-2007, 04:01 PM
There's nothing wrong with tanning if they do it properly. Everyone tans...except for black chicks.
And i don't know what world you guys are living in, but i know tons of guys that tan. I don't cause it's gay...but enough people do.
Jaldaboath
05-16-2007, 05:23 PM
Pale (not fat) goth chicks FTW.File Not Found.
Monte
05-16-2007, 05:41 PM
tanning can look alright but please red heads and asians do not tan, EVER!
Ne0phyte
05-16-2007, 05:43 PM
There's nothing wrong with tanning if they do it properly. Everyone tans...except for black chicks.
And i don't know what world you guys are living in, but i know tons of guys that tan. I don't cause it's gay...but enough people do.
Light skinned black chicks do tan, it's strange. My sister is obsessed with tanning and we're mixed black and white... we're already tan...:confused:
SNAAAAKE
05-16-2007, 05:48 PM
Uhh plenty of guys go tanning. PLENTY. I think it's the douchebaggiest thing in the world when a guy tans.
:rofl::rofl:
I personally dont have a problem with pale skin girls..who gives a shit about tan !
its all good as long as she is not fat and easy on the eyes.
goodm0urning
05-16-2007, 06:13 PM
EDIT:
Do you know any guys that go tanning. I've never known a guy that goes tanning.My elderly high school advanced algebra teacher. Not kidding.
Korigama
05-16-2007, 06:54 PM
I like girls with pale skin just fine, don't see the point of putting aside time for tanning (naturally darker complexions are fine, but anything resulting from sprays or a tanning bed, not interested).
white shadow
05-16-2007, 07:00 PM
What I don't understand is why [white] women can never appreciate themselves the way they are.
I like every shade, and although I usually find myself preferring darker skin I think pale chicks who get tans look idiotic. Especially when they're blacker than me- a "black" guy.
Tan lines. :tdown:
Shade
05-16-2007, 07:01 PM
Alot of girls need what I got, and that is shade.
FurryCurry
05-16-2007, 08:34 PM
Alot of girls need what I got, and that is shade.
Cute.
I just don't get it. I think white women are just competing amongst themselves to look exotic to other white men. Cause they can't compete with the originals, the latins and blacks and islanders of the world. Cause putting a fine ass brazilian girl next to a fine ass tanned out white girl and there is clearly no contest.
Now, as Neophyte said, I'm guessing any girl who isn't white who desires to tan is looking up to the wrong bitches ya know.
And the whole tanning thing just isn't worth it. It looks unnatural to be white and look that orange. Like what the fuck kind of mutant are you.
Pinion
05-16-2007, 08:38 PM
File Not Found.
Hahahahahaha!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hokuto Shingo
05-16-2007, 08:46 PM
Who wouldn't want to look like 403 Forbidden?
http://cliftonsnyder.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/hulk2.jpg
There ya go wise guys
Wolfkiller
05-16-2007, 09:15 PM
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http://www.bizarremag.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_8/bizarre_magazine_4168_12.jpg
http://www.bizarremag.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_4/bizarre_magazine_2222_12.jpg
http://www.bizarremag.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_4/bizarre_magazine_2219_12.jpg
A decent start?
LimeGreenPatato
05-17-2007, 02:34 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_8/bizarre_magazine_4168_12.jpg
http://www.bizarremag.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_4/bizarre_magazine_2222_12.jpg
http://www.bizarremag.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_4/bizarre_magazine_2219_12.jpg
A decent start?
Those are just models in latex. Goth chicks will most likely have a bunch of tats. or scars on their arms.
Wolfkiller
05-17-2007, 02:39 PM
Oh phooey. Fine, lemme google "goth chicks with scars" and I'll get back to you. :rolleyes:
Goth is a fashion statement, not a personality trait. You don't have to hate the world and cut yourself to wear too much eyeliner and look hot in black latex.
LimeGreenPatato
05-17-2007, 03:02 PM
Oh phooey. Fine, lemme google "goth chicks with scars" and I'll get back to you. :rolleyes:
Goth is a fashion statement, not a personality trait. You don't have to hate the world and cut yourself to wear too much eyeliner and look hot in black latex.
I bet if you told that to a real goth they would kill you. Losers like that pride themselves on being individuals and not just a trend.
http://images.quizfarm.com/1104014200goth.jpg
RyuHikaru
05-17-2007, 03:06 PM
One of my friends OD on her tan, and it's just fucking disgusting. She looks like fried shit.
Rhio2k
05-17-2007, 03:06 PM
It's funny that those girls love to tan, but they refuse to be with guys with natural tanned skin!
Or black guys. :bluu:
Rhio2k
05-17-2007, 03:10 PM
tanning can look alright but please red heads and asians do not tan, EVER!
From what I've seen, red-heads tend to burst into flame rather than tan...you just *mention* sunlight and they turn lobster red.
voodazz
05-17-2007, 03:10 PM
A tanned chick isn't a deal breaker with me as long as they're hot and young. However, if I were to ever marry a white girl, it would be a pale one because I have no desire having a wife that looks like beef jerky before she hits 30. :tdown:
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