Do You Want To Have Kids: Yay Or Nay?

[Mizusaki]

I hate kids never want them,and never will.Fucker to expensive.

Just my opinion,your life is over when you get a girl pregnant.

Fuck for got poll

[maxx]

i want kids 4 of them.

wut scares me is every g/f for the past 5-6 always talk to me about kids within the first month of dating. I somehow kick their paternal clock into gear. But i wanna be married by 26 and have kids by like 35. thats my plan.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

I do want kids, but only when I'm financially secure and happy with my wife.

No sense bringing kids into a world that's harsh and loveless. I think that's where people go wrong in marriages these days, if the marriage sucks... don't have kids to "repair" things. Never works.

I want 2 kids max, my current gf agrees and I don't see us breaking up anytime soon. So, I'll get about 9 years of child-less fun, then we'll be having kids at 30 if everything works out.

[Alzarath]

Don't want kids, but that might change in 10 years, I dunno.

[...~*jase*~...]

I'm guess people they want children never heard of child's support.

[Lick Me Off]

I cant understand how someone wouldnt want kids. I mean, I dont want kids now cuz im 22, but when Im married, I definetly want kids. I feel sorry for people who dont have kids, even if they say they never wanted any. I just dont get it.

[woof]

if i have kids, i will only have 1

[Doc Holliday]

I do want kids, but only when I'm financially secure and happy with my wife.


Ditto

[spideyman]

yay. i got 3 right now. i love kids. if my wife and i could afford it we would have more.

[ShinkuuR]

I would like to have some in the next 5 years. By then I should be stable enough to take care of them properly(cause hospital bills/baby food+furniture/other random shit cost hella money).

Finding a good woman to settle down and have kids WITH is the tricky part.

[ChairHome]

I'm having a baby girl this August, my wife and I are ready for it, financially and emotionally. I'm 25. Planning on maybe one or two more.

[spideyman]

congrats chair. i just turned 24 on the 14th.

[Shade]

I dont want kids. Knowing the kind of dirty perve I was (or am), I dont wanna end up having to beat down my girls boyfriends. And if I have a boy, I dont wanna worry about him getting caught up in some shit.

[Ne0phyte]

Yup.

[Xero Kaiser]

Yeah, not anytime soon but yeah

[Bobbypigo]

Hell yes I want kids. Wonderful little rugrats that I can mold into my own team of ninja/violin playing/world peace finding SUPERKIDS!!!!

[debs]

i don't want kids right now. i want to wait til i'm in my late 20's...i'm 23 right now. i want to get my life together before i start having kids, and i want to be married.

[Lick Me Off]

I'm having a baby girl this August, my wife and I are ready for it, financially and emotionally. I'm 25. Planning on maybe one or two more.

Congrats!!:lovin:

[Striderhyru05]

after i finish med school me and my girl will probably have like 5 kids

[crimzonflame]

Ideally, when Im settled and married I would want lots of kids (over 5), but reallisticly I will probably have only 2-3 kids (one boy, one girl).

[Scynix]

I want kids, but I have great concern that I would end up raising them like demented pokemon. I don't think I'm stable. :P

[oyg]

I do not want kids, period.
I do want a clone though, with several "enchancements."

[karate_ghost]

man, don't you know that kids are your legacy on life. ppl will remember you through your kids. i mean have you all at least heard of that annoying sentence that comes out of pplz mouths, " you act just like your mother/father" or "you look just like your father/mother". face it guys, you at least want to give the world a remembered feature of yourselves, don't ya!?

[Biolink]

Yay

They are a neccessary evil.As a parent your child is supposed to inherit your legacy.

2 or 3 kids for me.

I can't stress the fact enough that I want boys.I could never imagine handing my daughter off to be fucked by some other dude.

[BuddenOne]

hell yeah i want like 6 of em one of em is gotta be famous

[SRKev]

I actually want to have 2, one of which will be adopted.

[Blackheart2097]

honestly I want them just not until i'm like 30 or so (right now i'm 20)

let's face it when you have kids:
sex declines- it just isn't as good and doesn't happen as frequent
wife stops paying you attention- number one thing in her life went from YOU to the KIDS which is obviously gonna cause problems
divorce rates increase with kids- research the numbers urself
they expensive- kids fucking cost a lot, health insurance, putting them thru school. getting a bigger place, feeding them. they cost a lot.

overall, it's not worth it from a personal standpoint. i mean i do want someone carrying on my legacy when i'm dead but they aren't worth it. when i fall in love, if my wife doesn't want kids I wouldn't complain. if she does, we can have them, just when i'm in my 30's cause at that point i can deal with the financial burden and we can work out all other conflicts....

[AkumaTX]

Max 3 with gender not being important. Oh yeah, i want to make sure i can afford them. If I have to go on welfare, i have lost at life.

[Zachman]

I honestly don't want children nor do I plan on having them. Society is on a moral decline and I don't want to feul this trend. I loathe children anyway and wish I could make through a day without seeing them.

[Bobbypigo]

Yay

They are a neccessary evil.As a parent your child is supposed to inherit your legacy.

2 or 3 kids for me.

I can't stress the fact enough that I want boys.I could never imagine handing my daughter off to be fucked by some other dude.

Other?

[R | C]

Planning on 2-3 in a few years.

[final_cut]

I think its good that you douchebags don't want kids. I mean look at you guys, you are a bunch of assholes. How would they turn out?

No offense. =)

[final_cut]

Other?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Bartolomeo]

At this point, no, I don't. I think anyone with young annoying siblings can agree.

[Kalypso]

Other?

someone pos rep this man

[GC!?]

No thanks.

[fiveten]

hell yea i want kids when im ready for them. they are so cool. you can't help but see yourself in the little guys/girls.

[Panicked]

Yay

They are a neccessary evil.As a parent your child is supposed to inherit your legacy.

2 or 3 kids for me.

I can't stress the fact enough that I want boys.I could never imagine handing my daughter off to be fucked by some other dude.

You'd fuck your daughter? :confused:

Yes, I want 2 kids.

[DS]

if i have kids, i will only have 1


Seriously. Two would be pushing it. Considering that by the time we're all having kids, the standard cost of living is gonna be so fucking insane you'll probably end up selling that second child for money.

I, of course, will ship my first born to England for the finest teachings and have him returned to me when he is 18. That saves a shitload of time wasted.

[CoMpOuNd]

I want too have more kids then GHENGIS KHAN...

word.

[Taichi]

Yes, but I also want a few years of experimental sex before I settle down.

[Golden Dragon]

I love kids, but no effin' way. Never.

EDIT: No Pedo.

[Pinion]

I do want kids, but only when I'm financially secure and happy with my wife.


Co-sign.

I'd like to have at least 2. Probably hit my limit with 4.

If I ever have a daughter may God have mercy on the poor sod that takes interest in her.

[Shadow Ace 50]

I want kids. probably 2...3 if I forget to strap up that night "he/she will be the accident kid" I mean who else is gonna carry on the Shadow Ace Legacy?

[white shadow]

I personally feel having children in a future that might not exist would be a selfish thing for me to do. I also like living longer and having more money in my pocket.

[Sex)packets]

yes i want kids. when they're old enough i'll teach them to play 3s.

[thurst]

i want 1 or 2 kids. i'm giving myself until i'm 34 to get me some lil niggas running around. i hope i don't become like my neighbors that have like 6 kids until they finally get a boy.

[Million]

1 or 2 and that's it. Someone in the relationship would have to get "fixed" so there's not a third child...and I'd rather it not be me. Prime directive of manhood is "nothing gets cut down there"(with the exception of circumcision I guess, because you're too young at the time to stop that from happening anyway...so it's never your choice)

Little kids are just so damn annoying. I'd prefer to put them in a time bubble machine/whatever device and skip them ahead to 5 years old, so I don't have to deal with the bullshit that comes with raising an infant/toddler. By 5, your kid(s) are fully capable(assuming they're not slow or otherwise "impaired" of course) of wiping their own ass, taking care of their own bathroom situations, and actually making conversation.

[Dasrik]

I cant understand how someone wouldnt want kids. I mean, I dont want kids now cuz im 22, but when Im married, I definetly want kids. I feel sorry for people who dont have kids, even if they say they never wanted any. I just dont get it.
Spoken like a true man.

(P.S. I don't want kids.)

[Shade]

I cant understand how someone wouldnt want kids. I mean, I dont want kids now cuz im 22, but when Im married, I definetly want kids. I feel sorry for people who dont have kids, even if they say they never wanted any. I just dont get it.

You're 22, and you dont brush your teeth regularly now? Your kids hope of having any decent hygiene habits is now zilch.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

I would enjoy to have sex before I start thinking about children, thank you.

[Kix]

I'd rather not have any kids. I don't plan on getting married, I'd rather not to either.

[Naslectronical]

Hell no, I never want kids.

-I don't want responsibility for someone else's life. Handling my own is more than enough.

-Waste of money. That's thousands of dollars per year that can be used to do other things.

-They take up too much time. That time could also be devoted to other things that I'd actually enjoy.

Considering the sheer amount of insipid trollops out there these days, the last thing I want to do have something like this attach myself to one of them for the next 18 years, much less pay child support that she'd probably use to get dressed up like the Queen of Sheba.

Simply put, I value my time, my money, and myself far too much to be bothered with any children.

[phoenixnl]

I find kids annoying, and after they're finally finished whining like little girls and shitting their pants, they get into puberty, which is hell.

Besides that, when they're young they're not going to be competitive enough to play fighting games, and when they're in puberty they're not going to play it when their dad plays it. That's just too shitty!

So, kids: Nay!

But hey I'm only 19, maybe I'll drastically change my mind when I'm in my 30's.

[Weeks]

I used to hate kids, but man, I love my son to death. It's really amazing how much you change and how much affection you can feel for someone after you have a child. I couldn't imagine my life without him. It's really crazy to think about; less than a year ago I was just like most the guys here.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I wouldn't wish those demon spawn upon my worst enemy, best friend, or Internal Revenue Service. I have zero patience for children. One minute you want to kill them then the next second you want to scalp the first person who mistreats them. I can't deal with them. I love my nephew to death but I'm glad he's not mine, believe it.

Children are pain.

Frigid, mildly rewarding, mind numblingly frustrating, unforgiving, supernatural... pain.

He's (nephew) lucky I love him otherwise I'd sell him in Japan for ten fucking yen before you could spell out "child services".

[The Green Trench Coat]

i want at least 2 kids.


I will probably adopt. but i know a few chicks that want to have my kid and i know a few that want to have his kid. we'll work it out.
It's pretty cool cause we figured out that we can actually afford to have 4 kids and still live comfortably..


but we figure we definitely cant afford to have ex wives.

[Manx]

Three of them, but every girl I've dated has not wanted kids. My current girl told me that if we get married she will give me one and only one child. That is fine with me. My family and friends say that once her clock starts ticking she'll want to have more.

[akumachan]

Im not sure still.

Up until a couple of years ago, I DEFINITELY did not want kids. I am not a kid-friendly person and I generally cant stand other peoples kids. So I figured I would not want to inflict myself on kids of my own.

But lately (after having been married for over a year) I have started to have kid thoughts. Its kinda wierd. I think its a combination of the ol' biological clock and the fact that my husband is REALLY good with kids. So I think maybe he could help me become good with kids... Also I am curious about offspring between my husband and I.

But then I see someone's screaming brats and I go right back on the fence. Its tough. kids are expensive and they dont appreciate their parents until their parents are almost dead. I mean all the money that I would spend on a kid, could totally be spent on myself ^_^ I think people who dont have kids get to do more things in life. However, when you get old Im sure its nice to see your grown children and their children.


anyway, if I have any, there will only be ONE.
-AC
undecided

[Mechanica]

I've always been adamantly against having kids so I'm pretty fucking excited that I turned out gay, now that you mention it. It's awesome not ever having to worry about pregnancy. Ever. Ridiculously awesome. I've also said since a kid that I didn't want to get married, so fuck you anyway U.S. Laws. :tup:

[white shadow]

I used to hate kids, but man, I love my son to death. It's really amazing how much you change and how much affection you can feel for someone after you have a child. I couldn't imagine my life without him. It's really crazy to think about; less than a year ago I was just like most the guys here.

That's perfectly natural.

I would never want to have a child but I would never hold it against the child for existing and I'd love him/her with all of my being. Still, I don't like unecessary burdens and potentiality is different from actuality so w/e.

[The_Dragon]

Doubtful. I suppose it's possible once I pass forty or so years, but before then I do not think I will have children.

[tonchopilatos510]

only 1

[Biolink]

Other?

Horrible wording on my part :rofl:

[v1y]

I honestly can not believe some of these responses. "I hate kids".

There's a difference between a kid, and YOUR KID. I'm honestly not sure if you can say you've lived a truly fulfilled life without having kids.

[white shadow]

I honestly can not believe some of these responses. "I hate kids".

There's a difference between a kid, and YOUR KID. I'm honestly not sure if you can say you've lived a truly fulfilled life without having kids.

By whose standards? There are many people who have lived full successful lives and changed the world who never had any children (like Da Vinci). While in contrast there's plenty of retards with 8-10 kids who've done jack squat with their lives and live in a proverbial hell.

[Hoonyo]

i want to raise a mini me and make him play tennis and shit.

[Jida]

Oh naw.

EDIT: And I hate how it's the social norm; so much so that anyone who doesn't want kids is irregular and/or has something wrong with them. Nevermind how many poorly raised kids and generally fucktarded adults there. The earth needs more people and it's my responsibility to procreate with every chance I get. No, fuck that; fuck you and your whole retarded army of screeching whelps. Let's say I did care about/like kids; I wouldn't want to raise them in and introduce them to this ruined environment. I'm not putting somebody and myself through all of that just so I can have a legacy or have someone remember me (which they won't) for something my damn kids did. Do you know how much shit there is to consider when it comes to child rearing? All that stress and worrying and I'm supposed to go raw? No, I'm not shooting off into a goddamned thing.

-You have to beat your kids (or they'll probably fucking suck)
-Establish rules constantly throught their lives
-Teach them a boatload of fucking shit
-Put up with whatever shit they give you (or kill them) (or maybe you'll be lucky and not give birth to an asshole
-If you have a girl, you have to protect her from the world.
-If you have a son, you have to protect the world from him.
-Pay for college, insurance (unless you don't give a fuck)
-The birds and the bees, condoms, tampons. What if they fuck up and get (someone) preggers?
-What if they're sickly/blind/retarded/etc.
-What if they're geniuses and have super powers like crapping gold nuggets (just to be fair)

Maybe I'm being pretty negative/cynical but a lot of that is real. What's the reward for all of this? I figure there's some love and companionship and bonding and whatnot but I'm not into that so I ask again: Why? Your best hope is that you send 'em to med school or somewhere and hope they pay you back with retirement money and some condo on the beach or some shit you could possibly provide yourself.

And what if you're an asshole (because you might be) and your kid(s) decide(s) to pay you back by failing at life? How's that for an incentive?

And you know what? Since I'm such a fucking prick I say you're selfish for wanting kids! You heard me, dammit. Slaying me with your poorly trained offspring just because you want a goddamned family (even though you were probably born into a family) of your own.

"Well you don't know shit cuz you don't have kids." Oh I know shit, buddy. I know shit. And if I don't I'll be damned if I find out the hard way.

Maybe RC was right; maybe I do go against the grain a bit much...

[*InVeRs3*]

No kids, I want a clone just like oyg.

I don't want to pay money for my kid, and I don't want to pay the eventual child support. What if my kid ends up with physical disabilities? I can't handle that. I know a lot of people want their kids to be like them. What if my kid ends up becoming a total emo douche?

[MrBuster]

I'll have kids when I have nothing else better to do. But until then...

[Kuprin]

I'll have kids when I'm in a strong, stable relationship with a biologically-suitable partner and in a stable social situation.

In other words, I'll have kids sometime in a utopian future, but I do hope someday I can. :)

[Theycalledhim Alan]

Very much so. When the time comes that is. When is that time you may ask? Well, finding a woman I'd want to have all this with is the most difficult part, financially I'm good to go right now but I want children out of love(stfu) so it may not happen for quite some time.

Maybe never!

[Makoto Scrub]

I plan on getting married but having kids is a huge no.

I worry about having kids turning out like me or worse; and thats something that I dont want to see.

[Yos]

Hopefully only 2, but I highly doubt it! =(

[Kane Blueriver]

Nay. I don't have that "feeling" of breeding to "continue my legacy", I have faith that science will find a way to make life last longer before I die, and I'm too selfish to spend money in things that will not be for my personal benefit (or for common projects between me and my GF that benefits us both). My first paycheck will go directly to pay for a vasectomy.

[The Damned]

EDIT: And I hate how it's the social norm; so much so that anyone who doesn't want kids is irregular and/or has something wrong with them. Nevermind how many poorly raised kids and generally fucktarded adults there.

Close thread. Jida wins (for basically going through my long-winded post for me).

For the official, due to lack, like always, of a fucking simple poll: Never.

Ever.

Ever.

Despite all my hate of abstinence education, it ironically is the best guarantee here.

Hurray for virginity.

[Matman]

Screw legacy. I'll be a legend when I finally get to buy my very own El Camino.

And simply, I do not trust woman. Noting against romance, but I have little faith in marriage from both parties.
Bringing a kid into a relationtionship made on stilts; no way

[funkymusic]

Yes.. 1.

I hate to say it to but i hope i dont have a girl.

[ArcadeFire]

None.

[Bobbypigo]

someone pos rep this man

Much appreciated.

[WhiteKong]

i'll have kids. for dinner.

[Biolink]

Hopefully when I get my son's,I am going to make them do everything that I couldn't do.

One will play Baseball
One will play Tennis
One will play Marvel.

[Soundatron]

Nope! Can't fuckin stand kids, I hear and see enough of them everyday at work. Expensive, require attention and responsibility. My g/f doesn't want kids either, it's amazing in how both of us have already discussed this and came to a final decision with no arguing. God damn I love her. And fuck a legacy, once I find the key to immortality I need no heir.

[white shadow]

Nope! Can't fuckin stand kids, I hear and see enough of them everyday at work. Expensive, require attention and responsibility. My g/f doesn't want kids either, it's amazing in how both of us have already discussed this and came to a final decision with no arguing. God damn I love her. And fuck a legacy, once I find the key to immortality I need no heir.

You're a lucky man, trying to find a good woman who doesn't want kids (neither now nor waaaay down the line) is like trying to find a jewish man in the KKK.

[Million]

Unfortunatley, it is perhaps an inescapable destiny for most people. I'd love to see some statistics on this, but I'd bet money that most children were accidents....they weren't in the Battle Plan at all....they just appeared as that unlucky side effect of 2 people having lots of sex. Eventually you slip up as nothing other than abstinence is 100%....and that slip up = baby on the way in 9 months. ("Honey, we're pregnant..." is a perfect cue for the Price is Right Loser theme, btw.)

Well, there's abortion...and that opens a nice and controversial can of worms there.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Yeah most kids are accidents, who the hell wants to have kids in their early twenties?

I want kids because I would like a family of my own one day. No one is forcing me to have kids. I think the main problem with them is people have kids at the worst possible time.

"Hurray, I got into college...but now I am forced to work my $8 an hour job because I am a dumb ass with a kid"

I probably won't have kids until I am 40 something, with my 20 year old latina wife I got from mexico.

[Ninja Wallace]

Yay

They are a neccessary evil.As a parent your child is supposed to inherit your legacy.

2 or 3 kids for me.

I can't stress the fact enough that I want boys.I could never imagine handing my daughter off to be fucked by some other dude.

You'd fuck your daughter? :confused:

Yes, I want 2 kids.
Damn! Beat me to it!

Also, I never want kids. If I'm rich, I might knock a bitch up and pay child support, but that's it. I've watched too many horror movies to have kids. I'm afraid it'll be a girl and one dark, rainy night I'll hear her singing creepily in her room, "Rain, rain go away. Come again another day...,". I might even microwave my balls a little, make sure I don't get 50 kids well I'm paintin' the town white. Not one for a vasectomy, you see. Would that make'em explode, though?

[Soundatron]

You're a lucky man, trying to find a good woman who doesn't want kids (neither now nor waaaay down the line) is like trying to find a jewish man in the KKK.

yeah she doesn't want kids PERIOD!