Commercials that piss you off 2007

[db!]

-herpes commercials......... It's like some nasty slut is on there like "It's not the end of the world for me, because I use valtrax" at the end it says "YOU CAN STILL PASS HERPES EVEN WHILE TAKING VALTREX" so it should be the end of the world for you, but you just don't care

-any otc drug commercials, I've seen stomach pain medication that had side effects of "Nose bleed, chronic dhiarrhea, nose bleeds AND STOMACH ACHES" why would I take this stupid medicine that sometimes causes what I'm trying to avoid?

-The geico commercials were already played out, with the "I just saved a bunch of car insurance blah blah blah" now they got this stupid lizard and its even more annoying.

[Ender120]

-herpes commercials......... It's like some nasty slut is on there like "It's not the end of the world for me, because I use valtrax" at the end it says "YOU CAN STILL PASS HERPES EVEN WHILE TAKING VALTREX" so it should be the end of the world for you, but you just don't care

-any otc drug commercials, I've seen stomach pain medication that had side effects of "Nose bleed, chronic dhiarrhea, nose bleeds AND STOMACH ACHES" why would I take this stupid medicine that sometimes causes what I'm trying to avoid?

-The geico commercials were already played out, with the "I just saved a bunch of car insurance blah blah blah" now they got this stupid lizard and its even more annoying.


They should just combine them all into one.


"'ello, luv. The bad news is it seems you've got 'erpes. I've got this medicine 'ere. It'll give you stomach pains, diarrhea, and more 'erpes."
"What's the good news?"
"I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."


Geico. So easy a caveman could do it.


I hate the caveman commercials, btw. I don't know why they're getting their own tv series.

[1]

Absurd Starburst commercials

That commercial for the toothbrush that plays music like Kiss and Hilary Duff

Most of the commercials that air on Cartoon Network

Lifealert

[Septimus Prime]

Now you're talking my language.

-"I went to Ross, so it's more like how much I saved." No, you fucking bitch. You still had to spend money to buy all that useless shit. How much you save cannot, being a fractional percentage of how much you spent, exceed how much you spend, giving you a negative net profit. It's good to know that your husband is pissing away his life, supporting you, you dumb broad. You cannot save money by spending more of it. Fuck.

-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs." Banshee cackle aside, fuck you, you ugly Asian slut. As if the racial and sex stereotypes weren't bad enough, you have the bullshit sense of entitlement to a guy with a huge dick? Fuck you. Go get some fucking breast implants before bitching about size. By the way, the last thing I want to think about when I'm eating a damn sandwich for lunch is penis innuendo. Thanks for ruining my appetite, as if your looks didn't do that already.

[Logos]

The one for cell ringtones that always have the current "hot" music that's always shitty beyond belief (Mims, that "Ballin" song, etc).

Almost anything for a product aimed at women. They're almost always corny beyond belief; I sometimes wonder how effective those ads really are.

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-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs." Banshee cackle aside, fuck you, you ugly Asian slut. As if the racial and sex stereotypes weren't bad enough, you have the bullshit sense of entitlement to a guy with a huge dick? Fuck you. Go get some fucking breast implants before bitching about size. By the way, the last thing I want to think about when I'm eating a damn sandwich for lunch is penis innuendo. Thanks for ruining my appetite, as if your looks didn't do that already.

YES! I had forgotten about that one, but it's so fucking annoying. Her laugh just makes me want to punch her in the face.

[Lick Me Off]

-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs." Banshee cackle aside, fuck you, you ugly Asian slut. As if the racial and sex stereotypes weren't bad enough, you have the bullshit sense of entitlement to a guy with a huge dick? Fuck you. Go get some fucking breast implants before bitching about size. By the way, the last thing I want to think about when I'm eating a damn sandwich for lunch is penis innuendo. Thanks for ruining my appetite, as if your looks didn't do that already.


Yea, that bitch's laugh annoys me. And she wasnt hot.

The "BOW CHICKA WOW WOW" commercials. I hate those goddamn commercials.

[Doc Holliday]

-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs." Banshee cackle aside, fuck you, you ugly Asian slut. As if the racial and sex stereotypes weren't bad enough, you have the bullshit sense of entitlement to a guy with a huge dick? Fuck you. Go get some fucking breast implants before bitching about size. By the way, the last thing I want to think about when I'm eating a damn sandwich for lunch is penis innuendo. Thanks for ruining my appetite, as if your looks didn't do that already.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oh god, I seriously thought I was the only person on this fucking planet that got pissed when she opened her cock garage to say that.

I've never wanted to powerbomb someone through the earth's crust as much as I did her.

[Nagata Lock II]

The "BOW CHICKA WOW WOW" commercials. I hate those goddamn commercials.
Yeah the new Axe campaign is terrible.

The new diet pepsi vs diet coke with 56% of people think diet pepsi has "more cola taste" in it drives me up the wall. What the flying fuck does "more cola taste" even mean?

I'm pretty tired of all the AMP'D commercials. The one where the guy tells everyone what to do on the bus was pretty funny the first couple times but now it's just played out.

There's a commercial in the daytime on most US stations where a credit card company is willing to give you a CC no matter what your credit history. Then in one of the examples some random woman says "hey girls, dinner is on me tonight." HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THIS IS WHY YOU'RE IN DEBT! I HATE YOU!

[Logos]

Yea, that bitch's laugh annoys me. And she wasnt hot.

The "BOW CHICKA WOW WOW" commercials. I hate those goddamn commercials.

Forgot about those as well. Honestly, those are probably the worst right now. That shit is far more annoying than it is sexy, and it's really not funny either.

Another would be the ones for Enzyte. That Bob fucker is creepy as hell.

Pretty much any of the phone dating service ones that're played late at night.

That one (I think it might be AMPD) where the guy licks his phone at some point.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

I hate those stupid milk commercials with the family of albinos trying to break into the milk factory or some shit.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES A HEIST HAVE TO DO WITH MILK?

Also, I hated that fucking Kia commercial "So long farewell, aufedusein goodbye"

It was on every commercial break atleast once, sometimes twice. I'll never buy a Kia, partly because of that gay ass commercial, party cause kia sucks.

[Panicked]

"Eye dee kay, my bee eff eff, Jill?"

God, I've never wanted to punch a little girl so badly before.

[RyuHikaru]

"Berries and Creame! Berries and Creame! I'm a little lad who loves berries and creame!"

:sad:

[FallingEdge]

"Eye dee kay, my bee eff eff, Jill?"

God, I've never wanted to punch a little girl so badly before.

Exactly. This is why kids don't deserve cell phones. If I ever see her in real life, I'm going to BUSTAAH WOLF!! right in her face.

[Lick Me Off]

"Berries and Creame! Berries and Creame! I'm a little lad who loves berries and creame!"

:sad:

hehe, I actually kinda like that commercial.

[tajiri]

i hate how they're editing commercials, like the yahoo answers commercial where the chick is disintegrated by the laser level.

on a side not, bruce campbell old spice commercials are gold.

imo.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

This one might be old, but I hate those Yoplait yogurt commercials "She wore an itsy bitsy" shut the fuck up

Bitch isn't even attractive.

[The Chief]

Theres this Sonic commercial that comes on here with a guy that keeps saying "that's so gravey dude".

...and another commercial where some chick is ordering fast food but they play it off as if she's ordering fat/weight gain. One of her lines she says "...and a side order of Badunka-dunk butt".

I want to Jack-slap them both.

[Logos]

"Berries and Creame! Berries and Creame! I'm a little lad who loves berries and creame!"

:sad:

hehe, I actually kinda like that commercial.

Yeah, I found that one strangely entertaining.

[Million]

"Eye dee kay, my bee eff eff, Jill?"

God, I've never wanted to punch a little girl so badly before.
The MILF in that commercial would get BONEDDDDDDD™ hard and raw.

*odd---the first post talks about Geico, and the Geico ad just happened to be up on srk for me when I was reading that.

*I miss that Pops cereal commercial, with that goofy black guy rapping: "..that sweet gold crunch is tight like my limousine....a taste so large, the cereal superstarrr! It's a Pops thang, sweet crunchy blang blang! THE CEREAL IS THE DEALY-OH!" I'm laughing again just remembering it. Sadly, I never got this recorded and immortalized on mp3. :sad:

The current champ for worst commercial is clearly the Hot Pockets ones with that random old asian man. He'd appear out of nowhere in front of a teen couple or something and say "WHY YOU SO STUPID? YOU NO HUNGRY FOR GIRL...YOU HUNGRY FOR HOTPOCKES." This is a perfect example of when "random" style comedy fails.

*I also hate when editing ruins the humor---case in point, the recent Bruce Campbell Old Spice commercial. When it first aired, his delivery was slower...thus, the pace and timing there was funny. Suddenly they switched to a fast version, which was not even close to the greatness of the slower one. Timing/delivery is a key factor of comedy, and whoever decided to go with the fast version....thanks for killing a great funny commercial, assjuice.

[Septimus Prime]

-"Red Bull gives you wings!" No, it fucking doesn't. You know what else it doesn't give you? Competent artists and animators and voice actors and writers for your commercials. And you know what that doesn't give you, Red Bull? My fucking interest in your product and my money. How about you change your slogan to "Red Bull doesn't taste like shit anymore"? But make it true first.

I'm also tired of the random-for-the-sake-of-random brand of humor in commercials. It's not funny, and it has nothing to do with your products. Fuck you, Skittles and Starburst.

[CoMpOuNd]

I hate them all....

word.

[TS]

Has nobody else seen the Dulcolax stool softener commercials? I need to start recording them shits, they're fucking crazy. Cartoon laxitive commercials with some old chick on the beach for some reason, I don't know.

I'm not sure what's up with the Hot Pockets commercials with the old asian guy. YOU NO HUNGRY FOR GIRL, YOU HUNGRY FOR HAAWWWT PAWWKEEEEEHHHHHTTT....!!!!!

That fucking Yogurt DanActive shit where the daughter looks like she's all horny for the dad.

There's a birth control pill that has like...the least natural dialogue ever. The hot chick is a doctor (my ASS) and she's quoting all of this medical information to her friends as if that shit would actually happen in a real conversation. Those bitches would be talking about shoes and cramps, not some "if you have liver disease, you should consult a physician because this pill has been known to, in some cases inflame those conditions. Don't take the pill with...." Get that bullshit out of here.


There's a stridex or clearasil commercial that comes on after Supernatural around here, and it's awful in like 9 different ways. First of all, the dialogue- shit is incredibly bad. On some "hey dude, hey buddy" Soccer-Practice-esque shit, second of all, the speech is desynched, because they tried to do a lip synch over the video, but failed like bitches. Motherfucking weak.

Another weak ass commercial, but for Lean Pockets instead of Hot Pockets.

Bunch of retards playing poker when one of their girlfriends comes home. "GEE YOU GUYS ARE FOUR OF A KIND."

Squirelly Retard: FOUR OF A KIND???!!!! I FOLD!

....what? That's some of the gayest shit I've ever fucking seen, no offense to any gay people who might be reading this. But you should disown that fucking commercial, because that shit is so gay I'm sure it's responsible for hate crimes.

Fucking Ovaltine. FUCKING OVALTINE.

I don't even wanna get STARTED on fucking Ovaltine. Except to say, WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT???!

[RyuHikaru]

Those slim jim commercials also piss me off.

"LOOK AT THAT LOGO!"

Nah, fuck up.

[Logos]

There's a birth control pill that has like...the least natural dialogue ever. The hot chick is a doctor (my ASS) and she's quoting all of this medical information to her friends as if that shit would actually happen in a real conversation. Those bitches would be talking about shoes and cramps, not some "if you have liver disease, you should consult a physician because this pill has been known to, in some cases inflame those conditions. Don't take the pill with...." Get that bullshit out of here.

rofl, yeah. And then they try and justify it at the end with the whole "I didn't go to medical school for nothing" bullshit. :rolleyes:

[pherai]

There's a birth control pill that has like...the least natural dialogue ever. The hot chick is a doctor (my ASS) and she's quoting all of this medical information to her friends as if that shit would actually happen in a real conversation. Those bitches would be talking about shoes and cramps, not some "if you have liver disease, you should consult a physician because this pill has been known to, in some cases inflame those conditions. Don't take the pill with...." Get that bullshit out of here.

I was kind of zoning out during that commercial, as I tend to do during most commercials, and it took me a while to realize all the medical information about it was being played off like it was just another thing women gab about in a restaurant. Stupidest shit I've ever seen.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

I like the creepy old hotpocket asian guy.

He's all "YOU NO WAN GIRL, YOU WAN CHEESE AND GREASE"

Then he moves in and macks on his 15 yr old girlfriend.

I like Ovaltine commercials, they remind me why I never hang out with Mormons.

[EM Disruptor]

"Berries and Creame! Berries and Creame! I'm a little lad who loves berries and creame!"

:sad:

:rofl: that shit is hilarious brah


but the commercial for the new axe or w/e "pow chicka pow" damn that shit is annoying, and not hot one bit

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I was kind of zoning out during that commercial, as I tend to do during most commercials, and it took me a while to realize all the medical information about it was being played off like it was just another thing women gab about in a restaurant. Stupidest shit I've ever seen.

As if women can communicate intelligbly in something unrelated to washing clothes..... Any chaunvinist knows that they just simply aren't that smart.

[GC!?]

Almost all commercials piss me off, just because I want to watch the show.

..though I'm sure at least a few people already said this.

[SNAAAAKE]

mac vs pc commercial.

FUCK YOU AND MAC SUCKS ! :tdown:

[RyuHikaru]

:rofl: that shit is hilarious brah


but the commercial for the new axe or w/e "pow chicka pow" damn that shit is annoying, and not hot one bit

that shit IS hella annoying

[Episode_667]

Four words:

Ball. Game on, Son.

Raptors fan will know what I'm talking about (thanks - I think - to Carpet Lint for reminding me about it in the NBA Thread)

[AkumaTX]

Anything with time warner.

[white shadow]

i hate how they're editing commercials, like the yahoo answers commercial where the chick is disintegrated by the laser level.



lol I thought I was the only one that noticed that. I was like wtf:wtf: why did that need an edit?

*awaits fishjie to complain about media-supported white guy/ asian woman relationships*:rofl:


I also hate those bodyspray commercials more than anything else. Are there really nerdy desperate guys expecting random models to break into their house and molest them as soon as they put the spray onto their acne-filled pasty bodies?





-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs." Banshee cackle aside, fuck you, you ugly Asian slut. As if the racial and sex stereotypes weren't bad enough, you have the bullshit sense of entitlement to a guy with a huge dick? Fuck you. Go get some fucking breast implants before bitching about size. By the way, the last thing I want to think about when I'm eating a damn sandwich for lunch is penis innuendo. Thanks for ruining my appetite, as if your looks didn't do that already.

I wouldn't have hated the commercial if I:

A. The commercial didn't air so often.

B. I didn't work at Quiznos.


I wonder if she gets recognized on the street, it would be so funny if she gets constantly yelled/macked at when she's in public-

"WHORE, YOU'RE THAT QUIZNOS WHORE!!! I HAVE SOME CHICKEN TERIYAKI FOR YOU RIGHT HERE BABE!!!"

[ArcadeFire]

If you want (Overplayed popular song) text CRAP to 4567!

Ugh...

[MechZZ]

The berries and cream one is so fucking hilarious

It's up there with the skittles rabbit.

I really hate taco bell crunch wrap comericials. Good to go! Go to the fucking bathroom after you eat their shit

[TS]

I like Ovaltine commercials, they remind me why I never hang out with Mormons.
:rofl:

Ovaltine commercials are just like...super...wrong. Like if you woke up in the world of Ovaltine, you'd know immediately that something was terribly, horribly wrong.


Goofy bitch kid: "HEY GUYS, Who wants to come to MY house after school for RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE??!?!!!"

Other kids, in unison: "YEEAAAAAHH" :clap:

Suburbanite mom, talking with bitch friend:
"You know, I worry about today's soft drinks, but I give my kids RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE because it has less sugar than Nestle Quick!"

Mom to kids:
"WHO WANTS RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE??!!"

Kids, screaming:
"YAAAAAYYY!!! :encore:



Okay, first of all, who the fuck drinks Nestle Quick anymore? Do they even still make that shit? I haven't seen a commercial for it in 8 years. Why would you feel the need to even bring that shit up.

Second of all, that's not actual human behavior. No kid fucking invites 10 friends over after school for fucking OVALTINE.

And what mother would go up to that group of kids and have the BALLS, the fucking BALLS to say in a cheery voice, "WHO WANTS RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE??!!" :lovin: Can you imagine, can you fucking IMAGINE the real response to that?

-What the fuck is ovaltine?
-What?
-Is that birth control?
-I WANT CANDY
-Do you have Mountain Dew??

etc. Under what fucking circumstances would you actually expect kkds to fucking scream and be OVERJOYED about fucking OVALTINE.

The real life version of that would be a bunch of dirty loud kids coming into the house, and the mom would start screaming at them because she's half-drunk already. Then she'd get in the face of one of the kids for drinking all the Ovaltine.





Speaking of these things, there are gay chatline commercials that run before/during my Scrubs reruns at like 12:30 AM. Shirtless guys dancing with other guys, and the one guy with a Russian accent... eh... :bluu:

And the straight ones are really no better. Some chick talking about how she wants to talk to hot local guys "like you," except they never say the city because the shit was filmed in LA or some shit. Or the one with a bunch of bored hot chicks wearing a bunch of makeup...who have nothing to do, and are dressed up for no reason. They must be, because they decide they're bored and they need to call up a chat line to hook up with cute guys. And then to REALLY sell it, one of them says "...yeah, IT"S WORKED BEFORE!" Oh snapz, really? No joke? Aww man, there must be hot chicks on these chatlines then, I better spend some money.

On the plus side, one of the gay chatlines is named "Male Call," which is fucking hillarious.



edit: I also hate all of the commercials that are fucking hustles. The fucking Cash Advance and Advance America ones, I just saw one that targets fucking teachers. Fucking interest traps. Good job, Gary Coleman. Die in a gutter. Or a pothole, in his case.

And the fucking HeadOn type bullshit, that shit hurts my soul. That shit is wax. The people who sell it know it doesn't do shit, but they sell it anyway. And then get people to lie about how their product is great.

And all the fucking magical pills that will make you look like you work out 4 times a week. Ugh. I hope the people who sell that type of shit fall down a fucking manhole and drown in rat shit.

[db!]

If you want (Overplayed popular song) text CRAP to 4567!

Ugh...

soooooo true, always the songs I hate the most and it makes me more angry because they prolly get like 13209485 texts per commercial.

[pherai]

mac vs pc commercial.

FUCK YOU AND MAC SUCKS ! :tdown:

Especially the new one with that mac genius slut.

wuts the squre root of 4096?

wuts pi to 5 places?

OH tough ones. You could learn that crap reading an intro primer to html.

[aa_overmind]

All the American Idol commercials where they try to hype up the bullshit episodes where there are 12 contestants left!!

[1/2Man1/2God]

feed the children....

[white shadow]

Oh and how could I forget Guys Gone Wild....:bluu:

WTF?!!! Why would any girl need to buy that shit?!!!:annoy: Why would any gay male buy that shit? Why does it need to be on tv in the first place?!!:mad:

Not only that they advertise this 1AM in the morning... you know where your target audience is fucktards? At clubs getting theirs....

[TS]

And fuck that guy from The Love Connection for trying to get me to buy land out in the middle of nowhere.

[Evil Morrigan]

Some car commercial where this punk ass looking kid who works at a gas station, sees a girl drive away and he screams, "Your so Hot!" I think I saw the same pathetic guy in a cell phone commercial. I swear if I ever see that guy in real life, I will probably fight him.

[X-Death]

All these goddamn weight loss commercials on the tv guide channel.

[SkyeElemental]

Same as the years before, but any anti-weed commercial. most of the shit they say is pure crap

[Septimus Prime]

-The new "Need a Moment?" Twix commercial. Way to dick over your friend for some broad, asshole.

-KFC's Biscuit Bowl. Seriously? I thought the point of the commercial was to make that shit seem more appealing than the bland burger the other guy has. That fucking thing seems so disgusting. AND YOU GET A BUTTERMILK BISCUIT THAT SUCKS TOO!? Whoa, shit, guys. Sign me up. :rolleyes:

-TheTruth.com or its new site's commercials. GTFO of here with your holier than thou, preachy bullshit.

[ArcadeFire]

-TheTruth.com or its new site's commercials. GTFO of here with your holier than thou, preachy bullshit.

[/Thread]

Those things are stupid

[MOD]

I'm totally fucking sick of those dropped call commercials. I don't even remember who does them but they should die in a fire. OH YOU BLEW THE CHANCE OF YOUR LIFE. Well you sure did if your enough of a dumbfuck to not call back.

[Alzarath]

Rofl @ TS :rofl:

[Kix]

Axe/most shower gel commericals are just stupid in my opinion.

[DaDesiCanadian]

There's this commercial for a SUV where this guy is explaining the "i before e" rule to his wife. Then she starts rattling off all these exceptions. The man is trying to help her out, and she's being a dumb bitch. He should have just made the rottwEIler in the back seat eat her face.

[Million]

yeah, I mentioned it in another thread...kfc's biscuit bowl is truly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen from a fast food place. The person who came up with that needs a live interview to explain his or her horrible taste. It's actually offensive how disgusting that visual is, and it's nearly impossible to gross me out.

What kind of person comes up with that? I like pizza, and peanut butter/jelly sandwiches, french fries and burgers....but I'm not going to dump all of those things together in a bowl. That's terrible. I'm getting angry now just thinking about this commercial, because of how disgusting the concept is. I can't believe KFC is probably making money off this mess. The people who order such trash need to be interviewed too. People like that probably also consider SOUSE, chit'lins and pig turds delicious

[Shade]

Now you're talking my language.

-"I went to Ross, so it's more like how much I saved." No, you fucking bitch. You still had to spend money to buy all that useless shit. How much you save cannot, being a fractional percentage of how much you spent, exceed how much you spend, giving you a negative net profit. It's good to know that your husband is pissing away his life, supporting you, you dumb broad. You cannot save money by spending more of it. Fuck.

-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs." Banshee cackle aside, fuck you, you ugly Asian slut. As if the racial and sex stereotypes weren't bad enough, you have the bullshit sense of entitlement to a guy with a huge dick? Fuck you. Go get some fucking breast implants before bitching about size. By the way, the last thing I want to think about when I'm eating a damn sandwich for lunch is penis innuendo. Thanks for ruining my appetite, as if your looks didn't do that already.

Epic.

Speaking of meat commercials. Those fucking Subway shits, with Jared's fat ass next to some "celeb". "Less fat" "MORE MEAT!" Ok idiots, we get it. Jared's still a fat ass, who gets fatter every year. "Subway diet"? More like Paid to have Lypo, and his eating habbits havnt changed.

[Septimus Prime]

I'm totally fucking sick of those dropped call commercials. I don't even remember who does them but they should die in a fire. OH YOU BLEW THE CHANCE OF YOUR LIFE. Well you sure did if your enough of a dumbfuck to not call back.
:rofl:

Seriously, though. It's not like the person on the other line heard the stupid shit you said, and my calls on Verizon hardly ever get dropped at all in the first place. Meanwhile, with Cingular (the company with the ad), I guess the ad makes sense because you can't drop calls that always fail to connect in the first fucking place. And, even if the call should get dropped, you must have some shit hearing if you can't tell that the other line is dead silent. Why would you assume the worst for that and then say stupid shit anyway? How about "Hello? Are you still there?" Why not just say that, like how a real person would do it?

[Starhammer]

all praise to the thread starter. My contribution to the list..............

those vonage commercials. I'm so SICK of that fucking song that I would kill babies and virgins to have it removed from my brain. You mean to tell me that out of ALL the potential starving singers and tune makers that are trying, not to mention the ones who have already established themselves as pros, that THIS PILE OF CRAP IS THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH FOR THE COMMERCIAL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I hope whoever was in charge of that shit is being fucked in the ass by a thousand donkeys as I type this. maybe a few elephants too. I'll never use vonage because of that unholy absurdly stupid song.

that commercial for the car polish where you see guys running over flower beds and slobbering while staring at some vehicle that has been cleaned and polished. Listen. if the sight of a clean car makes you act like a deer caught in headlights, then you must go forward and obtain a life. I wouldn't even look at the girl of my dreams like that if she was butt-naked. If she jumped in my lap and started giving me that," fuck now, talk later." look, that would be a different story. no vehicle I've ever seen will cause such a reaction from me though.

those idiot axe commercials. the fuck up outta here with that shit. the order of the serpentine commercials aside, axe has failed in every way you can name. this latest crap makes me turn the channel even if I'm on the toilet. still, I'm sure some guy who's having trouble with the ladies is cleaning the shelves off right now. the sad part? the stuff actually does smell decent if you don't spray the whole bottle on at once. if you want to know how to make that commercial work, check out the RGX bodywash commercial. :tup:

the truth commercials. I want to grab those tools by the face and squeeze until their skulls break. Apparently, it's okay to demonize weed because it's illegal, but something that needs the attention, oh say, missing/kidnapped persons, political scams and coverups, and the like? Nah. sweep it under the carpet. nah, let's go after the potheads. people who won't be doing jack after hitting a good bag of greens or after snacking on some magic brownies. and those commercials come off as so corny that no matter WHAT they were talking about, you're just left thinking,"what the fuck were they talking about again?" and if you're like me, you're probably thinking that the people doing these commecials don't know the first solid fact about the product they are hating on. Now, I don't smoke myself. obviously I'm not against it either, but for the sake of knowing I took it upon myself to find out something about it before believing the hype. Of the few people I know of that I can call true potheads, I've seen little danger from them in the way of driving wrecklessly, hurting others, violent crimes, etc. My half gallon of vodka makes me EASILY five times the danger that the same bottle filled with your average strength weed would make them. Going shot for hit, I'd be dead on the floor long before the weed smoker would pass out. and you all know that vodka is legal. so which one is the bigger danger? yep. why do I know this? because I did what the commercial is only pretending to do. I learned the truth. I hope the cock jockeys who put those commercials on the air end up in a car crash with a beer bottle in their hands. I'm sure I have more commercials, but I can't remember them right now.

-Starhammer-

[orochizoolander]

Now you're talking my language.

-"I went to Ross, so it's more like how much I saved." No, you fucking bitch. You still had to spend money to buy all that useless shit. How much you save cannot, being a fractional percentage of how much you spent, exceed how much you spend, giving you a negative net profit. It's good to know that your husband is pissing away his life, supporting you, you dumb broad. You cannot save money by spending more of it. Fuck.

-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs." Banshee cackle aside, fuck you, you ugly Asian slut. As if the racial and sex stereotypes weren't bad enough, you have the bullshit sense of entitlement to a guy with a huge dick? Fuck you. Go get some fucking breast implants before bitching about size. By the way, the last thing I want to think about when I'm eating a damn sandwich for lunch is penis innuendo. Thanks for ruining my appetite, as if your looks didn't do that already.

I thought i was the only one who even gave that commercial a second thought what the fuck were the writers thinking when they madeup this dialogue?

If you want (Overplayed popular song) text CRAP to 4567!

Ugh...


hahahaha yeah as if i need MORE convincing of how dead rap/hiphop is...when "this is why i'm hot" becomes the most downloaded ringtone in the U.S. then u definitely know somethings not right with us americans.


Head on apply directly to the forehead/i hate your commerical but i LOVE ur product!!!!!!! FUCK YOU damn advertisers u aren't clever thats not "thinkng outside the box" that gimmicky bullshit doesn't work it just pisses me off!


I hate just about every medicine commercial with the side affects may include: internal bleeding, cardiac arrest, permanent paralysis. and instant death! I realize the companys are just advertising their product to their target audience in the most efficient way but it stil bothers me i don't need to fuckin hear how much sleep i need every 5 seconds.

extenze commercials. so fucking retarded.

jack links beef jerky "messin wth sasquatch" commmercials at first i found them mildly enetertaining then i realized...WHAT THE FUCK DOES PISSING OFF A MYTHICAL BEAST HAVE TO DO WITH BEEF JERKY???????

[Dasrik]

One word: Charmin.

News flash, jackasses. Yes, bears shit in the woods. And they don't need toilet paper to do it!

[Darklightjg1]

-A guy and his lady are in the kitchen. She compliments him on the dinner he prepared. He pulls out a ring while she's not looking (guess he's ready to pop the question). He accidently drops it in the garbage disposal and tries to retrieve it. She sees him and goes "Oh, is the food clogged again? Let me get that." She turns the garbage disposal on before he could stop her and the ring gets destroyed. (That dumb bitch already irks me).

Then those words pop up: nowwhat.com

...Okay, what the FUCK?! Now I have to visit the site just to find out what the hell that was all about? Geez, half of the commercials out there never get to the fucking point anymore.

-Fucking eHarmony commercials. They show you an example of an unrealistically shitty date.Then they basically have the gall to claim if you sign up with them, they'll get you a date that couldn't possibly be as shitty as the one you just saw because they "pre-screen people for compatability". I call bullshit on that. A lot of people lie and I'm sure they still make shit up so they don't look like the 'Mad TV: Lowered Expectations' rejects they really are. Shove it up your ass Dr. Phil (or whoever the fuck people go to when they're that desperate to get laid). I ain't buyin'.

[TS]

I don't know bro, eHarmony has like 9,000 DIMENSIONS OF COMPATABILITY. Whatever the fuck that means.

Oh shit, we like the same shitty bands? We must be fucking soul mates.

And honestly, it works out better for eHarmony/Match.com or whatever if it doesn't work; since you have a mediocre time with whoever you got matched with, you might come back for more.

[Son Them All]

Absurd Starburst commercials

That commercial for the toothbrush that plays music like Kiss and Hilary Duff

Most of the commercials that air on Cartoon Network

Lifealert

...........BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM I'M IN THE LAND OF BERRIES...AND CREEEEEEEAM.

[Lv.32 Z-Ism Rose]

That dumbass buy.com commercial where the guy is on all fours and sniffs the dog's ass.....

I freakin' hate that commercial!

[MOD]

Also: There are alot of Car commercials that horribly piss me off. Especially the Mazda one where the 2 dipshits in their mazda are just driving around a clover leaf for fun. OOOHHH mazda lemme just drive your awesome car and waste my golden 3$ a gallon gas. Go fucking sit on a plunger.

Some car called the Edge that just drives on the edges of buildings with the gayest most horrible sounding song. Wtf ad wizard came up with this shit."it must be so cool guyz it drive on curbz, omg not rly"

All the Chevy commercials and all the Mercury commercials. I'd rather eat a kitten than listen to their stupid fucking theme song commercials one more time.

AND especially the Toyota Tundra commercials. Holy fucking christ. "You wanted something with a little more meat on its bones. Sweet Mercy" SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! Your stupid dumb fuck cowboy voice doesn't sell shit.

While i'm on the subject of cars. Vehix.com can go slit its own wrists. "Cool Video Test Drives!" Yeah fucking right. What the fuck kind of shitty ass ad campaign is that? Its not cool, i'm just watching a car drive around on the internet.

[Septimus Prime]

There's that one Mercury commercial where the girl walks around like she's a zombie or Sadako from The Ring or some shit. It's actually very fucking creepy.

And those Toyota Tundra commercials are absolutely retarded. Especially the one where it has to brake on a declining plane while lugging some cargo, which just stops immediately with the car. Yeah, because it turns out Isaac fucking Newton was a dipshit with his law of inertia, right? Objects in motion really tend to cease their motion along with their truck, yeah? Okay, guys.

Worse, though, is this:

-"This Lexus GS is going to be dropped from a quarter of a mile in the air. This one will attempt to cover the same distance on the ground even faster." Oh, really? Then why did the one on the ground get a half-second head start then, you shit bags? Yeah the fuck right that's how you do you acceleration testing.

[Starhammer]

I knew I missed one. that stupid burger king commercial for spongebob squarepants where the guy gets up and says," spongebob no pants". his wife has got to be thinking," THIS is the father of my children?" she probably ordered a #3 with extra cobra poison for his ass.

EDIT: I knew there was another one. the cartoon commercial where..............AGAIN.................some guy is smoking weed and everyone just seems to look at him like he's a loser. even his dog says,"you disapoint me". fine by me mutt!! he can smoke weed AND buy his own food. how about you fido? licking your nuts won't fill your belly..........unless you do it right and then it's disgusting. more to come.

-Starhammer-

[Mizuki]

"I have genital herpes"

DO I GIVE A FUCK? NO!

"You hungry for hotpocket"

Uhhhh lamest shit I've ever seen.

[vansaykeo]

Hardee's Commercial piss me off

I'm so sick of the Philly cheese steak commercial with the retarded taxi drivers talking dumb.

[FighterX]

Black guy: "Head on! Head on! Head on! - I hate your commercials, but I LOVE your product!"

His voice just grates on my ears.

[Shadow Ace 50]

any commercial where they advertise a car ill never have

hot line commericals "call now to talk to hot girls in your area....DO IT NOW...ITS FREE!! so what are you waiting for?"...wtf is that?

[Septimus Prime]

EDIT: I knew there was another one. the cartoon commercial where..............AGAIN.................some guy is smoking weed and everyone just seems to look at him like he's a loser. even his dog says,"you disapoint me". fine by me mutt!! he can smoke weed AND buy his own food. how about you fido? licking your nuts won't fill your belly..........unless you do it right and then it's disgusting. more to come.

-Starhammer-
Speaking of which, who drew that garbage? Because I know who animated it: no one. It's like it was a doodle drawn by a 4-year old. And why would a 4-year old even know or care about weed? What the fuck.

[Dasrik]

"You hungry for hotpocket"
Hot Pockets have consistently had the worst commercials I've ever seen. They make them look all good and in real life, that shit is the worst piece of crap anyone could eat. It's like I'm Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" every time I see those God damn things.

edit: The jingle sucks too. "Want a great meal without a big deal?" Shut up.

[Zulu]

Black guy: "Head on! Head on! Head on! - I hate your commercials, but I LOVE your product!"

His voice just grates on my ears.

OMG!!! I want to break my TV everytime I see him.

I hate those weird ass Sprite commericals with a bunch of random shit popping on the screen.

Those Chevy commericals with a bunch of random people sing.

And even though they rarely show it anymore, that gross Skittle commerical with the guy with that giant beard..:wasted:

Oh..and 'IDK my BFF Jill?'

[Mizuki]

Or that fucking Capri sun commericials where they turn into liquid or some shit.

AND FUCK THOSE CELL PHONE COMMERICIALS

[CD_Vision]

There's a commercial running I think it's for BMW, it has this couple speeding through the city when they take their focus off the road for a moment and the think starts this beeping telling them there's a big truck coming up, so they can cut across the lane to avoid it, but they keep barrelling down the road, only to have been in such a hurry to get to a goddamn hot dog stand before it closed for the night.

I hate most car commercials because they always show people speeding in the city, and now all the people in my city speed and drive like crap too. What I wanna know is what are you gonna do when you hear that beeping sound too late to avoid a pedestrian. Now the rest of your life, the beeping your car makes will remind you of death.

You tell me any other product advertised on TV as being used to do illegal things. Speeding is illegal. Commercials for cars showing them speeding should be too.

I like the Geico caveman commercials though, I think it's because I'm a fan of Warren Buffett.

[shoo]

lmmfao @ everypost :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


that stupid girl that texts 50 times a day T_T

[ViciousSLASH]

The truth commercial about the muppet movie...

It's funny when the kids are all over him and he says "do you like me? yay..."

But then you think about what he just said...

"In 1978, blah blah, MUPPET MOVIE, blah blah blah, ciggerettes are bad"

1. That happened almost 30 some years ago.

2. The Muppets weren't targeted to kids, they swore and drank and did all sorts of bad crap. The Muppets show was a HUGE prime time thing back then.

The facts he say on the commercial are completely out of context.

It's like having a racism commercial and saying "In 1938 people were lynched, we really need to stop lynching people"

Hello, the ban is in effect right now hipster truth guy.

What Truth really needs to do is say how their whole campaign in funded by the cigarette companies. That would blow some peoples minds.

Other then that, you guys are some wanksta bitches, most of the comericials you guys listed are funny/good.

The lil text talking girl, that was funny, the anti weed dog/alien are funny with their "we don't smoke pot flags", and the hot pocket asian guy is funny. Especially when he blocks the shot in the gym.

The best commercials right now are Erin Esurance. God I want to lick her tight cartoon pussy.

Quick EDIT - They are showing an ad right now with Bruce Campell singing Hungry like the wolf on a piano and hoard of girls around him for Old Spice. Brilliant.

[Zulu]

nowwhat.com

I need to go to that site to see what the fuck it's about.

...

Fucking insurance!!

[ViciousSLASH]

nowwhat.com

I need to go to that site to see what the fuck it's about.

Insurance.

As in now what the hell am I supposed to?

NBA's current Ad campaign for the playoffs is pretty, well, 100 percent horrible.

[{PFH}-Lake]

we have this really fucking stupid commercial in are town about cars. Some guy is talking about he doesnt know were to find a good deal on a car, over and over again, then some other guy points at his shirt were to go. Every time I watch this commercial I want to stab my eyes out, shove them in my ears, and then cut out part of my brain. That way Ill never see that commercial or hear or remember it again. Fuck that fucking commercial to hell.

[white shadow]

Quick EDIT - They are showing an ad right now with Bruce Campell singing Hungry like the wolf on a piano and hoard of girls around him for Old Spice. Brilliant.

Ha HA just saw it too. Female diversity FTMFW!!!

[PozerWolf]

Fuck Quiznos commercials!
Those little shits that are singing the songs are NOT FUNNY!!

And whats with this, "Hey, lets interview people on how much they hate subway".

They go off interviewing some asian chic and she responds, "It has more meat, just what woman need."

Goddamn do I wanna kick that chic in the head!! :annoy::annoy::annoy: :looney:


So yeah, im with Septimus Prime on that one ;(

[Mizuki]

Fuck Quiznos commercials!
Those little shits that are singing the songs are NOT FUNNY!!

And whats with this, "Hey, lets interview people on how much they hate subway".

They go off interviewing some asian chic and she responds, "It has more meat, just what woman need."

Goddamn do I wanna kick that chic in the head!! :annoy::annoy::annoy: :looney:


So yeah, im with Septimus Prime on that one ;(

Personally I would kicked her in ther breast.

[Vic Viper]

Fuck Quiznos commercials!
Those little shits that are singing the songs are NOT FUNNY!!

And whats with this, "Hey, lets interview people on how much they hate subway".

They go off interviewing some asian chic and she responds, "It has more meat, just what woman need."

Goddamn do I wanna kick that chic in the head!! :annoy::annoy::annoy: :looney:


So yeah, im with Septimus Prime on that one ;(

You read my mind. Even though Quiznos subs are alright, I really don't like attack ads. To me, it looks like "cockwaving".

Anyway, no one mentioned those Dish Network ads where they take old movies and dub over the actors and say, "LOL, cable sucks. Dish rules, even though you'll have to have a dish outside and you'll probably have to pay extra for local channels." What's sad, those are the actual actors saying it.

[felineki]

I like the "YOU HUNRGY FOR HOT POCKEEEEEEEEEEET" commercials myself, I don't know why. They're just amusing.
I don't know bro, eHarmony has like 9,000 DIMENSIONS OF COMPATABILITY. Whatever the fuck that means.

And honestly, it works out better for eHarmony/Match.com or whatever if it doesn't work; since you have a mediocre time with whoever you got matched with, you might come back for more.I don't think they show it anymore, but one of those eHarmony commercials used to have the host dude saying, in his cheesiest voice "YOU deserve to be deeply loved for WHO YOU ARE." And I'd always be like "No I don't." :rofl:

[ArcadeFire]

"HD Radio...Discover it"

NO GODDAMIT :annoy:

[Grits'N'Gravy]

"HD Radio...Discover it"

NO GODDAMIT :annoy:

I'd like to know who's stupid enough to get HD Radio.

I honestly can't tell the difference between FLAC and 192 Bitrate MP3.

And yes, I do have a nice system. I just don't think having 20 mb versions of Banannarama songs is worth having.

Fuck, 20mb per song I can't even think of what song is worth that.

[Septimus Prime]

-Boost Mobile. This is the biggest piece of shit commercial series I've ever seen. I don't know what kind of phones it offers or what kind of network it uses or what features I get with it or what kind of service plans it offers. No, all I know is that apparently black people are annoying, loud, classless scumbags who are shaped like giant balls, who cheat on their girlfriends, who are poor, and who use the fucking Push-to-Talk bullshit. Even the slogan is a piece of shit. "Where You At"? Where the intelligence at, you fucks?

[spudlyff8fan]

Those ones for the tampons that have 30 pound whores in dresses spinning because they're trying to FRICKIN LOOK LIKE A TAMPON.

Seriously, what are they gonna put on their job application.

"yeah, I spun around so I looked like a cotton ball for absorbing blood excreted from a vagina."

[Dasrik]

Oh, we cannot forget the Scary Black Nightmare Woman who comes out under my bed at midnight with a box of Honey Bunches o' Oats yelling "HUNGRYYYYY?!?! I made a box just for YOOOOOOU!"

[white shadow]

Personally I would kicked her in ther breast.

Where were they?

[kempobot]

- [smug look] "...he went to jared's." :wink: [/smug look]

- those radio shack commercials where people are waiting in line just to tell their loved ones on tv what they need/got from radio shack.

- sonic commercials. you know, the one where there's a camera on these two douche bags sitting inside their car, taking each others' drinks and acting funny.

the worse are those heartwarming pharmaceutical commercials that bluntly advise you to "ask your doctor if _________ is right for you," and then goes over a list of a few dozen side effects while a mellow acoustic guitar plays in the background.

commercials today are just plain annoying, period. it'd be nice if for once they'd stop trying to be "funny," or at the very least "HAY GUYZ! OOPS! O RLY?! LOL!1!11" funny.

i honestly wouldn't mind if the government compiled a "do not call list" for tv commercials, where you spend an extra couple of bucks just to block/bypass them.

[Yasashiyama]

That Chef Boyardee commercial with the can following the girl to her house. WTF? Your mom just told you you had enough of the crap, why the fuck are you smirking? God I hope the mom walks in and slaps that girl.

What about those magic marker commercials on CN? How embarassed would I be if I had a kid that old still using premade drawings and considering it fun. That product is a bastard child of Amy Brown. I just know it.

Almost any product that starts with some randomse dude screwing up on a simple task. "Oh no! I just spilled paint all over my business suit while trying to paint my room! Silly me. Isn't there a ridiculously over-priced item I can buy that will stop me from doing this?" kind of look.

Girls Gone Wild. How the fuck are these retards still making money? What, did Timmy stay up late and think "Gee wiz, those girls look swell. I'm getting an erection. Maybe I'll ask mom to buy it for me to go with my magic marker set."

All of the life insurance commercials. They ALL have the same clip of the random white people in the park. It started with Gerber and now it's being used by everyone. WTH?

More to come.

[GeoG2]

That commercial with the singing rabbit. Where the guy is holding it at the end in the rain, the rabbit bites him, and then runs away into the forest.

That shit fucking sucks.

[Septimus Prime]

That Chef Boyardee commercial with the can following the girl to her house. WTF? Your mom just told you you had enough of the crap, why the fuck are you smirking? God I hope the mom walks in and slaps that girl.
Not to mention that she basically stole it, since her mom obviously didn't pay for it. Yeah, right. It just "rolled out of the store." Uh huh. Fucking thief. She deserves to get flash kicked by a break dancer.

[ArcadeFire]

The only downside to listening to Talk Radio is that is spams the same commercial/plug 4-5 times within an hour or two...=/

So I'm driving near an Extra Mile Station and I'm thinking "FLPLOOP"

^ UGH X_X

[pherai]

You practically need an entire new thread for talk radio commercials. There are just too fucking many bad ones.

[Lick Me Off]

You know which commercial I DO like? The one where the guy on the plane is playing a PSP, and the guy sits next to him and is all like "THAT THING WILL MORPH" and "GET UP THERE AND SHOOT THAT". LOL!!

I love that commercial.

[1/2Man1/2God]

You practically need an entire new thread for talk radio commercials. There are just too fucking many bad ones.

There mostly all bad and pointless.The radio sucks period,unless you have xm or something like that.

[wrong pocket homie]

You know which commercial I DO like? The one where the guy on the plane is playing a PSP, and the guy sits next to him and is all like "THAT THING WILL MORPH" and "GET UP THERE AND SHOOT THAT". LOL!!

I love that commercial.

you mean this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbfZHUbFRno&mode=related&search=


I like this one better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqT0V3sQvtc

[TS]

Speaking of talk radio, there are some "shows" that come on at like 4 AM on some stations that are infomercials, disguised as talk radio shows. Disgusting. Talking about "neutraceuticals" and "vitofactors" and selling fucking sugar water to people with cancer.

Ungodly.

[pherai]

There mostly all bad and pointless.The radio sucks period,unless you have xm or something like that.

I like talk radio. XM from what I hear kind of sucks.

[ArcadeFire]

Eyewitness News nao in HD!

[1/2Man1/2God]

I like talk radio. XM from what I hear kind of sucks.

well i don't know anyone with xm but i figured it might have a wider selection of music becuase regular FM radio suck ass.They play the same wack ass songs over and over.I swear if I would have heard Laffy Taffy one more time I would have went to power 99 and spit on everyone!

[Million]

That Chef Boyardee commercial with the can following the girl to her house. WTF? Your mom just told you you had enough of the crap, why the fuck are you smirking? God I hope the mom walks in and slaps that girl....is that the girl with the curly hair, and it sounds like an accordian plays in the background? If so, she has interesting potential. She's probably already hot by now, as that commercial is old as dirt....I remember seeing it around 2002 or so. So, she's probably hit puberty by now, and started getting some curves. I bet she'll evolve into a Valleria Golino look.(Val is a HOT italian actress from the 80s/90s...she was in Big Top Pee Wee)

Boost Mobile is dumb....it took awhile to figure out why they have the people shaped like giant beach balls....I guess it represents the large dots on the screen to show one person where the other one "is at".

the most braindead commercial ever --> that "I'm listening." series. shit, I can't even find it on a net search because of the retarded simplicity of the phrase bringing up way too many results. I don't even remember what they were for, but the "premise" was this: A tight close-up on someone's face. They have headphones on, listening to *something*. We don't know what it is...they don't play music or any sound at all....we just see them listening. No facial expression, no words are spoken. It is against a plain white background.....they fade away, and you see the words "I'm listening.". That's it, no logo, no jingle, no sound at all, nothing. This is the dumbest commercial I've ever seen. I still don't know what the hell it was for....I never did. It failed on every possible level. There were even billboards up....a close up on someone's face with a white background...and that phrase. No logo, no product name, nothing. It wasn't even consisten in the people used....most were regular folks....and one commercial had Chuck D. from Public Enemy, who is still at least "kinda" a celeb. Nothing about this ever made sense.

[eddymasta]

That commercial with the singing rabbit. Where the guy is holding it at the end in the rain, the rabbit bites him, and then runs away into the forest.

That shit fucking sucks.

haha, I thought I was the only one who hated that commercial. Its horrible, just because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever

[UFOff]

Mazda commercials.

Sing-songy "Zoom zoom zoom" faggotry. I'll blast that little kid in the face if I ever see him. Then I'll have him and the annoying EA "Challenge Everything" bitch fight to the death for my amusement in a Battle of the Whispering Retards.

Couple of months ago during hockey games they showed the fucking Dodge Caliber commerical with the fairy every fucking break. To take off someone else's sig on this forum, "Now I wouldn't suck Dodge Caliber's dick if it came GOLD NUGGETS!!!!"

[jae hoon]

Idk my bff Jill - I still want to know wtf a 10 yo needs a cellphone for. Most adults dont even need a cell phone.

[Geese Pants]

Devry commercials...............just lies.

[GC!?]

Are the Dodge commercials still using the "Like a Rock" song?

[Yasashiyama]

...is that the girl with the curly hair, and it sounds like an accordian plays in the background? If so, she has interesting potential. She's probably already hot by now, as that commercial is old as dirt....I remember seeing it around 2002 or so. So, she's probably hit puberty by now, and started getting some curves. I bet she'll evolve into a Valleria Golino look.(Val is a HOT italian actress from the 80s/90s...she was in Big Top Pee Wee)

Only Million. :rofl::rofl:

[!WB!]

Something only people in Ontario are likely to understand...

Tim Horton's commercials are completely annoying. Especially on the radio.

[The_Dragon]

Are the Dodge commercials still using the "Like a Rock" song?

Chevy/General Motors, not Dodge. And that song is eternal. As far as the commercials go, I rarely watch television, but I will say that in my years of television viewership, none have been so consistently dull/pointless as Pepsi commercials. Can you for once advertise your product without comparing it to Coca Cola?

[AlphaDragoon02]

Yes, that fucking Quizno's commercial. Whenever I hear the goddamn donkey laugh I want to reach into the screen and clothesline the stupid cow.

[Zulu]

-Boost Mobile. This is the biggest piece of shit commercial series I've ever seen. I don't know what kind of phones it offers or what kind of network it uses or what features I get with it or what kind of service plans it offers. No, all I know is that apparently black people are annoying, loud, classless scumbags who are shaped like giant balls, who cheat on their girlfriends, who are poor, and who use the fucking Push-to-Talk bullshit. Even the slogan is a piece of shit. "Where You At"? Where the intelligence at, you fucks?

*CHIRP*

Don't you tell me what I should know

*CHIRP*

[taiji]

I fucking hate that Movin' 93.9 commercial where Rick Dees is shaking his ass. :confused:

[Shotokan Symphony]

The commercial sucks, sure, but ovatine is THE TRUTH.

[Shotokan Symphony]

BTW:

"Are you fat, or overweight? Then you've probably seen this commercial!"

"It's easy. You'll LOVE it!"

[beatsofdevil]

but you must "challenge everything"!

btw that quizno's bitch's laugh makes me laugh.

ahahuhaoh.....

[white shadow]

but you must "challenge everything"!

btw that quizno's bitch's laugh makes me laugh.

ahahuhaoh.....

lol. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7LxovImC_s8&mode=related&search=)

[oyg]

-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs."

http://www.quiznosbitch.ytmnd.com/

[Starhammer]

Apparently I was lucky for a long time. I hadn't seen the quizno's commercial until after reading about it in this thread. Yeah, I hope that asian bitch ends up hitching a ride on a plane being used for a suicide bombing. That damn laugh will haunt my sleep now. I'd like to drop kick her ass into the air and juggle her on a lightning combo God Of War 2 style for six hours. maybe ten. damn bitch, go pose for some import car mag with the rest of your tit-less herd!

that damn enzyte commercial!! :annoy: fucking bob!! go die in a bed full of STD midget whores you freak!!!! could they possibly have thrown in any more cock innuendo in that fucking commercial!?!?!?!? and HOW IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY HELL are you going to sell your product with THAT freak's face on the screen? That thing is the anti-fap for women. I'd tie my shit to a popsicle stick and shove it in her oven before buying that product now. she'll have to deal with the splinters thanks to our friend bob.

that stupid Juicy pop commercial. seriously. I LOVE me some fucking candy. sweet stuff is my true drug. on top of that, you don't really have to try hard to sell candy. damn. your target audience already is addicted to the stuff, so half the job is done. just have a 30 second shot with some kids playing and having fun and keep your product's name on the screen and you win. Did they do that? NO!!! They get some jackass to run up on some kids who were having enough fun on their own and he starts screaming like he just went balls deep in jessica alba AND jessica biel. and for what you ask? a fucking lolipop with some flavored..............whatever it is on it. and to think, the lolipop should effectively shut his damn mouth if only he were eating it instead of screaming like a retard. the kids were looking at him like,"WTF?" they probably won't even eat the thing now because they see what happened to him. I'll still do it, but damn. that commercial will cut some of the enjoyment out of it.

-Starhammer-

[BlodiaVulcan5]

Or that fucking Capri sun commericials where they turn into liquid or some shit.

that one always confuses me the most. They turn into metallic liquid form before they drink the capri sun drink.... it's that, like the only way you BECOME liquid form is BY drinking the drink NOT before it???????


you guys have alot of angst. :P

note on the vonage commercial song: it's from Kill Bill Volume 1 during the crazy 88 scene, that's why it's popular.

[Dasrik]

I fucking hate that Movin' 93.9 commercial where Rick Dees is shaking his ass. :confused:
Uggggh.

I also hate the Jack FM commercials that blatantly copy the "Evolution of Dance" stand-up act.

[UFOff]

that stupid Juicy pop commercial. seriously. I LOVE me some fucking candy. sweet stuff is my true drug. on top of that, you don't really have to try hard to sell candy. damn. your target audience already is addicted to the stuff, so half the job is done. just have a 30 second shot with some kids playing and having fun and keep your product's name on the screen and you win. Did they do that? NO!!! They get some jackass to run up on some kids who were having enough fun on their own and he starts screaming like he just went balls deep in jessica alba AND jessica biel. and for what you ask? a fucking lolipop with some flavored..............whatever it is on it. and to think, the lolipop should effectively shut his damn mouth if only he were eating it instead of screaming like a retard. the kids were looking at him like,"WTF?" they probably won't even eat the thing now because they see what happened to him. I'll still do it, but damn. that commercial will cut some of the enjoyment out of it.

-Starhammer-

:rofl:

I've seen this commercial a lot, and your description of the screaming kid just catapulted it into the top 3 for me.

[TS]

There's a commercial for Tide or something where some asshole is pretending to shoot ketchup on people in a fake mall. Terrible.

[randomplayerx]

There is a commercial for some random suv that I hate. It shows people in some old lame ass sedan doing shit like getting groceries, and talks about how you bought your sedan for gas mileage, not excitement. Then it shows people in the SUV riding around offroad. NO ONE GOES OFFROADING IN THEIR HUGE SHITTY GAS MILEAGE GETTING SUV!!!! I bought my sedan b/c I like the way it looks and I don't need a huge suv to get me, myself, and I to work and back.

[MOD]

you know what commercial freaked me out. Anyone know the commercial for push pops where the CG Kangaroo keeps popping out of no where. Like he just rips through car seats and through the hood of the car without even trying. I was like whoa god damn, that asshole needs to calm down. PCP kanga

[Lick Me Off]

http://www.quiznosbitch.ytmnd.com/


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Starhammer]

note on the vonage commercial song: it's from Kill Bill Volume 1 during the crazy 88 scene, that's why it's popular.

WHAT. THE. FUCK!?!?!?!? You mean that horrible crap has been played before? God was truly kind to me because I watched that movie and I didn't remember hearing that tune of retardedness. I think the bride should've went on to kill whoever was responsible for including that crap in the movie.

-Starhammer-

[Morphiend]

i hate the sublymonal advertising commercials from sprite. who the hell signed off on that crap? i cant believe some ad agency got paid probably millions of dollars to come up with that. and shame on lebron for participating in something so utterly crappy. with all his star power youd think he has some veto authority or at least the comon sense to say "hey wait a sec, these commercials are ass and i wont be associated with such garbage."

[Starhammer]

i hate the sublymonal advertising commercials from sprite. who the hell signed off on that crap? i cant believe some ad agency got paid probably millions of dollars to come up with that. and shame on lebron for participating in something so utterly crappy. with all his star power youd think he has some veto authority or at least the comon sense to say "hey wait a sec, these commercials are ass and i wont be associated with such garbage."

I have to admit, those commercials were indeed ass. the first one I saw with the two sumo running at each other was borderline, but I didn't want to turn the channel the second I saw it. the rest? :tdown: no hope at all. they were trying to hard and it showed.

-Starhammer-

[SirFritzalot]

The Cheetos commercial where those kids are dancing in the middle of the sidewalk. I don't know why...it's juat an awful commercial that had no point...

-Fritz:bluu:

[white shadow]

WHAT. THE. FUCK!?!?!?!? You mean that horrible crap has been played before? God was truly kind to me because I watched that movie and I didn't remember hearing that tune of retardedness. I think the bride should've went on to kill whoever was responsible for including that crap in the movie.

-Starhammer-
Am I having deja vu here?:bluu:

[Dasrik]

http://www.quiznosbitch.ytmnd.com/
Not funny.

[Septimus Prime]

http://www.quiznosbitch.ytmnd.com/
Truth be told, I'd still hit it.

But I probably wouldn't enjoy it.

[guado]

i cant stand that breakfast hot pockets commercial where the mom is like "oh no we're late looks like we'll have to get drive thru" and she pulls up into her own driveway. Then the dad is just cheesing with a plate of breakfast hot pockets and they all share a corny ass smile.

I cant explain to you how much i loathe this commercial. It is the corniest, most non sensical comercial i have ever seen.

First off why the hell would you pull out of your driveway, just to tell your family that you will be late and then pull back into the driveway? this shit just defeats all logic.

Sercond, given the tone of her voice it sounds like no one knew they were gonna be late except her, so how in the hell did the dad know to make a platter of hot pockets?

Thrid, who the fuck makes a platter of hot pockets? What family considers a platter of hot pockets a homecooked family meal?

Forth, at the end of the commercial why in the hell are there a bunch of cars lined up honking their horns behind her ? if shes pulled up in her driveway how is she gonna be able to pull out if a bunch of cars are all behind her trying to get in?

god damn i hate that commercial

[Demon Dash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIPn3ACcISg

This advert seriously grinds my gears... Not the full thing like, but you get the picture... No pun intended...

[Septimus Prime]

-Sugar-free Orbit Gum: I have an idea for your next commercial, you assholes. Have that bitch put some Orbit in her mouth and then walk into a fire. Then show us her carbonized, unrecognizable carcass with "fabulous," glowing white teeth. Because it cleans your dirty mouth, "no matter what," right? Fuck you guys.

[Darklightjg1]

Truth be told, I'd still hit it.

But I probably wouldn't enjoy it.

She'd probably do that weird, awkward laugh with each thrust.:lol:

[roninwarrior24]

"I am a Hungry Man." Then eat, dammit!

That damn Go Tarts commercial. Way to ruin your own product by making your "new" product sound superior to the "original." Plus, the whole commercial in general just annoys me.

[jae hoon]

Any trial lawyer commercials, they generally go something like this.

Are you thirsty, hungry, tired, awake, dead, wish you were dead, still alive, sick, healty, cold, hot, headaches, does your stomach hurt. Then you might have a right to compensation.

[Septimus Prime]

"I am a Hungry Man." Then eat, dammit!

That damn Go Tarts commercial. Way to ruin your own product by making your "new" product sound superior to the "original." Plus, the whole commercial in general just annoys me.
Is that the one where the dorky kid finally musters up the courage to ask the girl he likes to go to a dance with him, and then the bitch just runs away? What the fuck, you bitch? It's not hard to say no. Or maybe it is. We'll see when you can't say no to your human trashbag of a future husband as he beats you for getting pregnant for the seventh time in a year. I mean, shit, the guy probably spent hours working up the courage to talk with you AND BRING YOU FLOWERS, and you're just going to shatter what's left of his self-esteem and effectively ruin his life, creating a future kcxj clone. I mean, shit.

As for Hungry Man, wtf are you hungry for? Sodium? Because that's all you'll get from a Hungry Man dinner and its 1700% daily recommended serving of it.

[Zulu]

Any trial lawyer commercials, they generally go something like this.

Are you thirsty, hungry, tired, awake, dead, wish you were dead, still alive, sick, healty, cold, hot, headaches, does your stomach hurt. Then you might have a right to compensation.

Larry H. Parker got me...you know the story.

[Starhammer]

Am I having deja vu here?:bluu:

that depends. how many times did you read it?

-Starhammer-

[Starhammer]

Any trial lawyer commercials, they generally go something like this.

Are you thirsty, hungry, tired, awake, dead, wish you were dead, still alive, sick, healty, cold, hot, headaches, does your stomach hurt. Then you might have a right to compensation.

OMG!! This shit is the fucking truth of all truth when it comes to commercials!!!! I swear. whatever has happened to you, there's a lawyer out there who can get you money for it in court.


did you pee on yourself today?
did you yank it to skiny asian porn?
did someone throw a teddy bear at you?
did you watch Starhammer's av shake it?
then YOU are intitled to a cash settlement!!!!


If I ever get into an accident, I'll have no problem getting someone to represent me. those damn commercials are burned into my mind and won't come out.:sad:

-Starhammer-

[jygsaw]

I hate that Babybel commercial with the parachute guys going crazy for cheese. The hell is that all about? Ugh, and the tune tears at my soul.

That kid at the end needs his teeth kicked in.

It's an old commercial, but they've been playing it more frequently for some reason. BAH!

[9999]

That fuckin stupid axe commercial with the black chick doing that 'bow chica wow wow' thing. Its not funny, its not cool, its not sexy. Its fuckin ANNOYING as fuck, and they play it like once every two commercial breaks.

[roninwarrior24]

Is that the one where the dorky kid finally musters up the courage to ask the girl he likes to go to a dance with him, and then the bitch just runs away? What the fuck, you bitch? It's not hard to say no. Or maybe it is. We'll see when you can't say no to your human trashbag of a future husband as he beats you for getting pregnant for the seventh time in a year. I mean, shit, the guy probably spent hours working up the courage to talk with you AND BRING YOU FLOWERS, and you're just going to shatter what's left of his self-esteem and effectively ruin his life, creating a future kcxj clone. I mean, shit.

As for Hungry Man, wtf are you hungry for? Sodium? Because that's all you'll get from a Hungry Man dinner and its 1700% daily recommended serving of it.

Umm, you got part of the commercial right. The thing is, the dorky kid asks the girl he likes to go to the dance with him, the girl's like "I have a pop tart in my hand, so NO!" Then, out of nowhere, her pop tart changes into a Go Tart, and she runs to her room (apparently to change or whatnot) as if she actually wants to go with him to the dance. I did not know that Go Tarts can change the course of humanity.

[Panicked]

Is that the one where the dorky kid finally musters up the courage to ask the girl he likes to go to a dance with him, and then the bitch just runs away? What the fuck, you bitch? It's not hard to say no. Or maybe it is. We'll see when you can't say no to your human trashbag of a future husband as he beats you for getting pregnant for the seventh time in a year. I mean, shit, the guy probably spent hours working up the courage to talk with you AND BRING YOU FLOWERS, and you're just going to shatter what's left of his self-esteem and effectively ruin his life, creating a future kcxj clone. I mean, shit.


Yes. Yes to the eXtreme.

[Septimus Prime]

-The new T-Mobile Sidekick ad where these shits are having a silly string fight on a crowded escalator. Are you fucking kidding me, you dipshits? Yeah, as if today's teens aren't rowdy, rude, and stupid enough, T-Mobile is actually going ahead and encouraging activity like this? So now people going to work are at risk of being pushed off an escalator and being seriously injured, maimed, or even killed? Just to sell a fucking flash-in-the-pan phone that will be forgotten in two months? Yeah, right, you can text all your friends and have them meet you at someone's office building for a silly string fight. Assuming your message even makes it through despite your shitty T-Mobile network, I don't think your idiot friends are stupid enough to want to get arrested for putting strangers' lives at risk. But I guess they are if they would let advertising like this dictate whether or not to spend hundreds of dollars on a piece of shit phone.

[Lick Me Off]

Is that the one where the dorky kid finally musters up the courage to ask the girl he likes to go to a dance with him, and then the bitch just runs away? What the fuck, you bitch? It's not hard to say no. Or maybe it is. We'll see when you can't say no to your human trashbag of a future husband as he beats you for getting pregnant for the seventh time in a year. I mean, shit, the guy probably spent hours working up the courage to talk with you AND BRING YOU FLOWERS, and you're just going to shatter what's left of his self-esteem and effectively ruin his life, creating a future kcxj clone. I mean, shit.



I agree that commercial sucks, but that girl would get the dip-stick action in no time flat. That is assuming shes legal.

[Starhammer]

I agree that commercial sucks, but that girl would get the dip-stick action in no time flat. That is assuming shes legal.

:rofl: I'm surprised it took this long for someone to say that. Me? I'm not really feeling her, but I KNEW someone was.

-Starhammer-

[Septimus Prime]

-The new Orville Reddenbacher commercial with the new actor who keeps screwing up his line. First off, it's not even funny. And the guy doesn't look or sound at all like the real Orville Reddenbacher who did commercials in the 70s and 80s. I mean, shit, the man has been your company icon for 30+ years. Did you think we would just forget what he looked like? And he's also the man who invented your product and founded your company, and this is how you honor his memory? By defiling his memory with this horrendous garbage? Fuck.

[Starhammer]

-The new Orville Reddenbacher commercial with the new actor who keeps screwing up his line. First off, it's not even funny. And the guy doesn't look or sound at all like the real Orville Reddenbacher who did commercials in the 70s and 80s. I mean, shit, the man has been your company icon for 30+ years. Did you think we would just forget what he looked like? And he's also the man who invented your product and founded your company, and this is how you honor his memory? By defiling his memory with this horrendous garbage? Fuck.

strange. I haven't seen this one yet. last night I finally saw the one for the hot pockets with the old asian guy. yeah, that one should've been left in the trash can.

another one that should've been canned is the new E.S.P. commercials. I think that one is axe body spray too. as if some chick is going to ask you, a stranger, to put lotion on her back when you just showed up out of nowhere. and you DAMN sure ain't making out with two chicks in a bar just because you bust through the door like the cool-aid man. OH NO!!! I think most of these companies are trying to hard now. they need to downshift a little and maybe look at the stuff from the past to get new inspiration. at this rate, nobody will even know what a product does because they turn from the commercial so fast.

-Starhammer-

[Ninja Wallace]

There's this one, though it might only be in Canada, that's really annoying, It some cartoons telling your mom jokes, except they're delivered really straight and they're the most generic ones imaginable. Then it goes, text Yo Momma to whatever the fuck number for the best yo momma jokes. Really annoying.

Although on an opposite note, the best commercial ever is for Kandoo. It's a little song and the beginning goes "Bend your knees if you please! Time to shimmy down!"

[Shin-Mech-Brian]

I hate those lame "anti-marijuna" very poorly animated ads. Some dudes offering weed to a dog because he's lonely? Shit, I offer my cat weed all the time and he sits right on my lap.

It's these kind of idiotic commercials that try to imply that only losers smoke weed, and use very simple-minded tactics to get others to smoke with them. Or worse yet, they try scare-tactics like the commercial I saw of these two kids playing with a shotgun. Lame.

[Milk Stone]

I hate any commercial that uses the song "Walking on the Sun" by Smash Mouth.

Instant fail.

[Yasashiyama]

I hate any commercial that uses the song "Walking on the Sun" by Smash Mouth.

Instant fail.

CO-FUCKING-SIGN

And while we're at it there are some pretty bad commercials that butcher songs.

The Swifter commercials

Car commercials

Etc.

Why bother playing some well known songs (compared to most jingles) if it's just going to piss me off and hate your product?

So far the only commercial that had me interested was the Geico commercial with the caveman at the airport. Wouldn't have noticed this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNdeXG_PzFg

[eigger]

I am tired of watching cheaters (http://www.animeonline.com/blogs/101654/)on G4 late at night and seeing a stupid extends commercials every commercial break... its bad enough I get like 20 Viagra ads in my email box?

[FighterX]

Any of these LOUD-ASS furniture, Check Loan, or Used (fuck a pre-owned, it's USED) auto commercials they play here in the South. I don't know what it is, but if you have your TV turned down to normal levels, say a 3, one of these will come on and turn your volume to 10 instantly, and there is usually LOTS of white noise.

[Starhammer]

damn!! Co-sign on every post on this page for me. and yet, here's one more to add to the list..............

KID'S BOP #WHATEVER CD THEY'RE ON!!!!!!!!!!!! :annoy:

OMG. I HATE THOSE DAMN COMMERCIALS!!!! next to the girls gone wild commercials, these are possibly the worst example of human exploitation with annoyance assist known to man. I mean, c'mon. it's karaoke turned into a weapon of sonic destruction. karaoke itself is an evil that should never have been unleashed upon the world. ironically, one kid singing the song would sound better than the drunk guy holding the mic wrong side up IMO. that is, if there was only one kid. Instead, they get a gang of them together and add on the very same tunes that the raido has played to death and beyond. And who actually listens to this crap anyway? not the parents, not the kids, and I'm pretty damn sure you can't send this stuff to the grandparents. You'd get yourself taken off the christmas list forever that way. I'm guessing the only way it sells is as a black-market weapon of torture. lock a prisoner in the room with that shit blasting their ears for a few hours and they'll tell you anything you want to know................or they'll eat their own brains out. either way, it makes me happy that I don't have any kids. I can wake up, hear that noise and say,"thank God that ain't MY kid."

-Starhammer-

[Septimus Prime]

-"Not even one of the Spice Girls can think of something to add to Prego's herbs and spices." No shit, really? Check this out, guys. Not even a Windows programmer can think of new features to add to a fishing boat. Whoa! See what I did there? No? Well, I didn't see what the fuck kind of sense the commercial made, so I just did the same thing. Because Posh Spice is some sort of cook/chef, right? And, while we're on this subject, way to name your shit PREGO. I know when I hear that word, I'm thinking of some second-rate pasta sauce instead of some fat, disgusting slob of a pregnant woman. No, really. It's exactly like how I want to hear about dicks when I'm having a Quiznos sub.

[TS]

If it makes you feel better, you can think of Prego as the end product of some sort of abortion.

[Weeks]

If it makes you feel better, you can think of Prego as the end product of some sort of abortion.

I'm actually hungry for some of that spaghetti right now. I'm gonna lay it on extra thick!

[Jida]

Man....Septimus....

[Starhammer]

-"Not even one of the Spice Girls can think of something to add to Prego's herbs and spices." No shit, really? Check this out, guys. Not even a Windows programmer can think of new features to add to a fishing boat. Whoa! See what I did there? No? Well, I didn't see what the fuck kind of sense the commercial made, so I just did the same thing. Because Posh Spice is some sort of cook/chef, right? And, while we're on this subject, way to name your shit PREGO. I know when I hear that word, I'm thinking of some second-rate pasta sauce instead of some fat, disgusting slob of a pregnant woman. No, really. It's exactly like how I want to hear about dicks when I'm having a Quiznos sub.

:rofl::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::lol: Damn. I didn't even think about that. well, at least I won't be able to hate that commercial because now I'll think of this when I see it. still, that sauce is good wheter a spice girl uses it or not. :tup:

-Starhammer-

[Silentness!]

I'm glad I don't have to deal with commercials since I don't watch TV.

[white shadow]

KID'S BOP #WHATEVER CD THEY'RE ON!!!!!!!!!!!! :annoy:

-Starhammer-

Well it's not only the singing that's horrible, it's the fact that they make kids sing songs of questionable content.


No 8 year old should be singing- "Whenever, Wherever..." by Shakira

[DaemoN_]

http://quiznosbitch.ytmnd.com/

[ParryPerson.]

She was afriad to come out of the closet.

She was afriad that somebody would see.

She was

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

This is on like every 5 seconds where I live and it makes me PISSED

SHE'S SKINNY TO START WITH. HOW DOES THAT THING GET DEFLATED, WHY IS SHE AT THE BEACH IF SHE ISN'T SECURE ABOUT HERSELF?

I want to die.

[Infernoman]

damn!! Co-sign on every post on this page for me. and yet, here's one more to add to the list..............

KID'S BOP #WHATEVER CD THEY'RE ON!!!!!!!!!!!! :annoy:

OMG. I HATE THOSE DAMN COMMERCIALS!!!! next to the girls gone wild commercials, these are possibly the worst example of human exploitation with annoyance assist known to man. I mean, c'mon. it's karaoke turned into a weapon of sonic destruction. karaoke itself is an evil that should never have been unleashed upon the world. ironically, one kid singing the song would sound better than the drunk guy holding the mic wrong side up IMO. that is, if there was only one kid. Instead, they get a gang of them together and add on the very same tunes that the raido has played to death and beyond. And who actually listens to this crap anyway? not the parents, not the kids, and I'm pretty damn sure you can't send this stuff to the grandparents. You'd get yourself taken off the christmas list forever that way. I'm guessing the only way it sells is as a black-market weapon of torture. lock a prisoner in the room with that shit blasting their ears for a few hours and they'll tell you anything you want to know................or they'll eat their own brains out. either way, it makes me happy that I don't have any kids. I can wake up, hear that noise and say,"thank God that ain't MY kid."

-Starhammer-

Co-Fucking Sign! my god my ears bleed upon hearing a second of that horrible concotion...and how many fucking CD do they have of that!? who the fuck is retarded enough to keep buying them!? :annoy:

Well it's not only the singing that's horrible, it's the fact that they make kids sing songs of questionable content.


No 8 year old should be singing- "Whenever, Wherever..." by Shakira

yes the song some of them sing are sure as hell questionable :confused:

http://quiznosbitch.ytmnd.com/

goddamn that was bad...I'd say more but Sept has shown the hate for this shitty commercial already

[Starhammer]

Well it's not only the singing that's horrible, it's the fact that they make kids sing songs of questionable content.


No 8 year old should be singing- "Whenever, Wherever..." by Shakira

I didn't even know what songs they were singing. the second that announcer shows up, my remote becomes a weapon firing out IR signals like bullets. I've actually cut that bastard off on the first syllable more than once and will do so again. that commercial is the lose. :tdown: and no, no kid below the age of 10 should be singing whenever, whereever.

-Starhammer-

[Mizuki]

You know what really pisses me off. Those stupid Yugioh card commercials. It's like wtf, 10 year olds going down some dark alley way, see a big light and one WHITE kid holds up like the card that's in front of the booster pack or some shit. And he says something like "I HAVE THE POWER" Why does it have to always be the white kid. Why does it have to be a dude? Why the fuck are you going down a dark alley or like some abandoned warehouse? I hope they get clobbered by gang bangers.

[FighterX]

damn!! Co-sign on every post on this page for me. and yet, here's one more to add to the list..............

KID'S BOP #WHATEVER CD THEY'RE ON!!!!!!!!!!!! :annoy:

OMG. I HATE THOSE DAMN COMMERCIALS!!!! next to the girls gone wild commercials, these are possibly the worst example of human exploitation with annoyance assist known to man. I mean, c'mon. it's karaoke turned into a weapon of sonic destruction. karaoke itself is an evil that should never have been unleashed upon the world. ironically, one kid singing the song would sound better than the drunk guy holding the mic wrong side up IMO. that is, if there was only one kid. Instead, they get a gang of them together and add on the very same tunes that the raido has played to death and beyond. And who actually listens to this crap anyway? not the parents, not the kids, and I'm pretty damn sure you can't send this stuff to the grandparents. You'd get yourself taken off the christmas list forever that way. I'm guessing the only way it sells is as a black-market weapon of torture. lock a prisoner in the room with that shit blasting their ears for a few hours and they'll tell you anything you want to know................or they'll eat their own brains out. either way, it makes me happy that I don't have any kids. I can wake up, hear that noise and say,"thank God that ain't MY kid."

-Starhammer-

There are a lot of songs on there that no kid has any business singing due to subject matter. "Irreplaceable" by Beyonce? Ugh.

[Jida]

Any of these LOUD-ASS furniture, Check Loan, or Used (fuck a pre-owned, it's USED) auto commercials they play here in the South.

I hate those. Get your car, cash title, title cash, car loan, title title. Fuck all that.

[ArcadeFire]

She was afriad to come out of the closet.

She was afriad that somebody would see.

She was

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

This is on like every 5 seconds where I live and it makes me PISSED

SHE'S SKINNY TO START WITH. HOW DOES THAT THING GET DEFLATED, WHY IS SHE AT THE BEACH IF SHE ISN'T SECURE ABOUT HERSELF?

I want to die.

I just saw that yesterday...maybe cause she kept bumping into things like a retarded child? :confused:

[Starhammer]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/ and you think we have it bad now. Oldschool FTL.

-Starhammer-

[Septimus Prime]

I try to think of something to add to this each day. It's really not that hard because I can see two or three new shit commercials whenever I turn on the TV.

-That one debit card commercial, where the elephant somehow breaks out of the zoo, buys shit at a convenience store using its keeper's debit card, and then takes care of its keeper, who's sick. Okay, yeah. The description alone is probably enough for this piece of shit commercial, but seriously. Way to just let a fucking elephant break out of the zoo in the middle of the day, keepers. And why would an elephant need to use a debit card to buy groceries? If I were an elephant in a grocery store, I'd just break whatever shit I want and walk out with whatever the fuck I planned to get. Of course I'd probably get shot by a responsible zoo keeper if that were to happen. Way to steal your keeper's card and then spend his money, dipshit. There's probably a reason he didn't buy all that shit himself other than that he didn't have his card because you stole it. Now he's probably not going to be able to afford to eat next week, fucker.

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

Super Deluxe anyone?

[ArcadeFire]

Anything E-surance

[white shadow]

There are a lot of songs on there that no kid has any business singing due to subject matter. "Irreplaceable" by Beyonce? Ugh.

I wonder if they have Kelis' "Milkshake" song on it?


I wonder if they edit out the "My breasts are small and humble..." part of Shakira's song? lol

[Dasrik]

I wonder if they have Kelis' "Milkshake" song on it?


I wonder if they edit out the "My breasts are small and humble..." part of Shakira's song? lol
"This my lime"!

[Starhammer]

I wonder if they have Kelis' "Milkshake" song on it?


I wonder if they edit out the "My breasts are small and humble..." part of Shakira's song? lol

:lmao: that reminds me of that time in japan where they had a picnic/fair on the base in japan. the DJ was japanese and instead of playing stuff for kids, he played all the popular club stuff....................unsensored. :confused: all day long you hear kids who couldn't be more than 9 dancing around to songs like "wasn't me" and "milkshake". I could see parents changing color and starting to freak, but the DJ just kept going. I couldn't stop laughing until well into nightfall.

-Starhammer-

[ParryPerson.]

CALL ONE EIGHTTTTT HUNDREDDDD...

559...


8 9000000

DEEEEISALLLL DRIVING ACADEMMMYYYYY.


Am I the only one seeing these?

[ArcadeFire]

Iiiiiiiii'm thiiiiinnnking of a number...........

[Septimus Prime]

-That Propel Fitness Water commercial where the guy is running through the street, dropping cars and desks and shit off his body. Yeah. Way to fucking kill people and cause hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of property damage that will be paid for through everyone's tax dollars. That's fucking retarded. Maybe next time you can try shedding some of that excess garbage before you take your jog to not wreck the city. That might be a good idea. Shit.

[Dasrik]

Got in trouble because of The Man? Call the Cochran Firm!

'Cause dead people make good business.

[ArcadeFire]

Freeeee Credit Report Dot Commmm!

[ParryPerson.]

Dirty Mouth?

[WuHuakiMan]

I'm a lad who loves berries and cream!

[white shadow]

:lmao: that reminds me of that time in japan where they had a picnic/fair on the base in japan. the DJ was japanese and instead of playing stuff for kids, he played all the popular club stuff....................unsensored. :confused: all day long you hear kids who couldn't be more than 9 dancing around to songs like "wasn't me" and "milkshake". I could see parents changing color and starting to freak, but the DJ just kept going. I couldn't stop laughing until well into nightfall.

-Starhammer-

Were these translated version of the songs or the original. Becuase I would guess they wouldn't understand the lingo in songs like "Milkshake."


Freeeee Credit Report Dot Commmm!

lol If you listen veeeery closely you can hear the subliminal "Free Credit Report Dot Com" being repeated over and over again during the entire commercial. Most people think it's only at the end but I'm onto them.:bluu:

[Irennicus]

I'll show you two commercials that I think are funnier than anything on the face of the Goddamn planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qPSpsF9sRk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2gIPnUCgw