What if a SRK member became the president of the United States?

[...~*jase*~...]

Better yet what if a marvel players became the president?

For me I think weed would be legalize.

OR

Better yet, you become president,what would be your mission.

[CoMpOuNd]

When will they ever learn.....

word.

[NG1313]

Tax cuts, strict pollution policy and less immigrants.

[Nagata Lock II]

Sanford Kelly is already The President.

If an SRK member became president, I'd thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

An arcade on every block open 24/7 that would sell weed, alcohol, tacos, and hookers consisting of video hos.

[Asian Mike]

i think street fighter would be the biggest sport.
"WHA" weed and hookers and arcade will be the next wal-mart..lol I can see it now.

PS: bush is a srk member,he's just got banned for gas prices

[tajiri]

grammar check.

[Bowling Pin]

Iranian money match.

[RyuHikaru]

An arcade on every block open 24/7 that would sell weed, alcohol, tacos, and hookers consisting of video hos.
++ Mentos.

All of us love mentos.:rofl:

[DS]

I could already see it now:

Instead of our normal flag with the stars and stripes, we'd have the stars replaced by 50 hadoukens and the stripes would no longer represent the original 13 colonies. Nope. The red would represent Ryu's bandana and the white would represent Ken's most chosen color in 3S.

And instead of actual court hearings, everything is settled in a money match.

Now that I think of it, I like my America the way it is.

[Debaser]

The national anthem would be Sagat's SF2 stage music.

[dreamboi]

I could already see it now:

Instead of our normal flag with the stars and stripes, we'd have the stars replaced by 50 hadoukens and the stripes would no longer represent the original 13 colonies. Nope. The red would represent Ryu's bandana and the white would represent Ken's most chosen color in 3S.

And instead of actual court hearings, everything is settled in a money match.

Now that I think of it, I like my America the way it is.

The national anthem would be Sagat's SF2 stage music.



LOL I'm dieing in tears over hear. :rofl:

This thread going to be pure comedy.I can fell it now

[jae hoon]

As a presidential candidate will run on only one topic,

It will not be about abortion

It will not be about stem cell research

It will not be about the war on terror

Nay I say my platform willl be much more important to the United States as a whole.

FREE PORN TO ALL

Yes I say if you elect me president no man woman or masturbating child will ever have to shell out money for good quality porn. Why should a man have to pay to see a good set of boobs. I defy my opponents to explain to the 16 year olds why they should have to pay good hard money that they personally stole from their mother to masturbate. I say this is TRAVESTY and I will not stand for it.

A Vote for jae hoon is a Vote for free porn.


The following adverstising is paying for by the free porn colalition.

[DS]

Oh man, if an SRK member became president, kimjongiLL would be publicly executed without hesitation. Shit would be too good. Just imagine what the president's cabinet would look like?

[jae hoon]

Oh man, if an SRK member became president, kimjongiLL would be publicly executed without hesitation. Shit would be too good. Just imagine what the president's cabinet would look like?

Pockey, Ramen Noodles, Dr Pepper, Weed, and lots of beer.

[Taichi]

The Inauguration would end with the President pushing his girlfriend down a flight of stairs.

[...~*jase*~...]

Just imagine what the president's cabinet would look like?

Solid gold cabinet,a diamond shape 360 stick,ruby's shape jap buttons.The machine wouldn't take tokens,it takes your social security number.

[DS]

Solid gold cabinet,a diamond shape 360 stick,ruby's shape jap buttons.The achine wouldn't take tokens,it takes your social security number.


I see what you did there.

[Master Bigode]

What if a SRK member became the president of the United States?
He would kill Jack Thompson.

Not-so-ninja edit:

Oh noes, he would say that Mortal Kombat Influenced the president.\o/

[Alzarath]

Our currency would look something like:

$1 - Ryu firing a Hadouken

$5 - Cable hitting Sentinel w/ AHVB

$10 - Yun activating Genei-Jin

$20 - Sagat's C.HP

$50 - Girl falling down stairs

$100 - Justin Wong

[woof]

all coins will become obselete besides quarters


$50 - Girl falling down stairs
awesome

[ShawnLoganownzu]

-EVO's will be national holiday's
-all tournies will be fully funded by the government
-arcades will receive full tax breaks if they have at least 1 mvc2 machine

[goodm0urning]

Rather than "In God We Trust," all coinage and paper money will be imprinted with the phrase, "This Currency Is Worthless Without Pics."

[Taichi]

^ lol

The Number for the Red Emergency Phone in the Oval Office would be changed to the Contra Code.

[Autocrat1]

-Baby Armor for paranoid college students, available in infant, toddler, and borderline vegetable.

-24 is the State of the Union address. So watch and learn, you fucking no homo, homo-ass hippie.

-Rottweilers and Pitbulls are now acceptable breeds for apartments, bears however, are still banned.

-Single-handedly puts the "O_O" in BOOTY for the norm of sexy bitches.

-Neg rep >>>>>> Nielsen Ratings

-Marvel money matches in primaries, via proxy (Justin Wong/DUC)

-Pimp My Ride: Transformers

[CoMpOuNd]

Girls would have no rights...

word.

[DS]

Girls would have no rights...

word.


You got that right. Women's rights would have never happened if it was up to us.

[Jaldaboath]

The red would represent Ryu's bandana and the white would represent Ken's most chosen color in 3S.


Fail, fail, fail.

The red stripes would be comprised of microscopic Sagats throwing c.FP formin AHVBs.

Girls would have no rights...No, they need 1 right.

The right to ride our logs. Hut! Hut!

[Alzarath]

- By law, mention of activity w/ attractive females MUST be followed with visual proof.
Failure to do so will result in a fine, imprisonment, or both, followed by probation for an unspecified amount of time.

- New form of torture, inspired by Team Best From Now: Damage to / Destruction of arcade machinery is punishable by forced playing of:

Street Fighter The Movie: The Game
Dragon Master
VF: Gowkaizer

...and others too horrible to mention.

[sonicspear64]

^ is Clayfighter included?:looney:

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Street Fighter The Movie: The Game
Dragon Master
VF: Gowkaizer

...and others too horrible to mention.

Street fighter the movie game is still somewhat true to SF. DOA4 and Smash should be on that banned list, just to be safe.

[GC!?]

For America, the day SRK took over was the most important day of their lives. But for SRK, it was Tuesday.

[Dali]

" What if a SRK member became the president of the United States? "

I'd move to China, if I'm going to live in a communist country I might as well live in the real thing.

[Ninja Wallace]

Pushing women down stairs will be legalized.
All hot women will have a dress code of outfits of SF girls.
All ugly women will have a dress code of a DoA4 girl. Nicole, Spartan-458.
Street Fighting will be legalized and encouraged.
Everyone will have a little computer screen with them, constantly showing and updating their rep.
Beasting will earn you a Medal of Honor.

[white shadow]

Anyone in possession of a Beyblade should be shot on site without due process.

[SFFanatic]

Pokemon and Yugioh will be banned
Ryu doing a SRK would replace the bald eagle as our symbol
Have a symbol of Sagat's C.HP on the side of all our heavy artilerry.

[celcius]

A typical american classroom under SRK presidency:

Teacher: "Let me call roll. Ralf, are you here?"
Student: "Yes"
Teacher: "Are you okay?"
Student: "What the...(interreupted)"
Teacher: "Bustaaaa WOLF!"

:rofl:

[SFFanatic]

The opening to SFII would be the National Anthem.

[1/2Man1/2God]

"what if a SNK member became president of the united states?"

Well if it's not me than i'd stay in Canada.

[Asian Mike]

"what is a SNK memeber became president of the united states?"

Well if it's not me than i'd stay in Canada.

If a snk member was president nothing would change,and know one would care.

If I was president elementary kids would have to learn street fighter or vs series game of their choosing.And the only way they would past is if they take a trip to EVO

[akuma001]

if an srk member were president he'd probably get caught up in some scandal for having sf hentai, emulators, and perverted cosplay on his computer. they'd find out about all the illegal money matches he's been in and someone would put up a youtube vid of him back in the day when he got perfect taunt killed by a fat chick.

probably get caught up with some intern and p360 in the cooter action too.

[Master Bigode]

The opening to SFII would be the National Anthem.

For The Win.

[Bounce]

the US would likely do the following:

annex Japan
remove support for isreal
remove support to iraq
legalize marijuana
and subsidize education in digital entertainment.

we would last about 5 years before we got our asses handed to us by the international community.

[4Play]

Dark Prince would handle financial aid, free money for all.
Strider bird would replace bald eagle.

[Master Bigode]

...and others too horrible to mention.

Don't click if do not like nightmares.... (http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/games/coverg/40/605140.jpg)

[Alzarath]

Dark Prince would handle financial aid, free money for all.
Strider bird would replace bald eagle.

Birdbombs would replace nukes.

[4Play]

Birdbombs would replace nukes.

So Clockw0rk would be Secretary of War. All soldiers would require to have the 'Guile' cut

[Dasrik]

This thread should be deleted, or at least locked, because there is no fucking way any member of SRK will ever be in a position of political power, much less president.

[MOD]

Oh man if Million was prez...

I'm scared just thinking about it.

[umthrfkr]

this thread is full of win:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::looney::looney:

[Zaelar]

Anything said in court is dismissed without pics.
Any court case that involves a woman sueing a man gets locked.
Wintereenmas becomes a national holiday.(Basically play videogames all winter for the uninformed)

[Shaft Agent]

This thread should be deleted, or at least locked, because there is no fucking way any member of SRK will ever be in a position of political power, much less president.

and on my inauguration, my first act of business will be to arrest all SRK nay-sayers for treason; under the grounds of The Psychic Dragon Punch Act of 2017.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Japan would send any random chick, who would offer a blowjob for the presidency, and we would be doomed.

[Weeks]

We'd declare war on the Japanese, slowly and doggedly defeat their military, then suddenly cheer with delight as at the last second they miraculously deflect all of our projectiles, annihilate our military forces, and annex our country. The video would be put up on youtube.

Daigoh would be governor of the conquered territory.

[Galactic]

All US Military Hand to Hand Combat training would immediately have a new mandatory "Parry That Shit" (PTS) session installed.

^_-;

[orochizoolander]

If an SRK'er became predient u say? hmmmm....that would cause a SHARP decline in the female population....on an unrelated note taxpayers would be forced into funding for the building of many many sets of stairs.

the U.S. flag would be replaced with an image of a loli.

"emocide day" would become a legally recognized holiday.

the constitution would be amended to include females only having the rights that their respective male owners give them.

Everyone would receive a FREE copy of bang the machine on hd dvd or bluray.

members of gamfaqs and gaia forums would have to publicly register themselves and have all their posts open to the public and any harm done unto them would be pardoned.

marvel would be the national pastime.

[Dasrik]

and on my inauguration, my first act of business will be to arrest all SRK nay-sayers for treason; under the grounds of The Psychic Dragon Punch Act of 2017.
Keep dreaming, cuz that's what I'm gonna do now.

Zzzzz...

[Taito]

The annual State of the Union Address will be replaced by The United States Tier Discussion..

College degress would be formally renamed 'Super Arts'..

[...~*jase*~...]

All soldiers would require to have the 'Guile' cut

lol :rofl: oh no.

[0746]

Ummm If I became the *cough*precedent*cough*...I'd make sure everyone is dead.

[Demon Dash]

No matter what diplomatic issue it is, you must provide pics or it didn't happen...

[terracotta]

We'd declare war on the Japanese, slowly and doggedly defeat their military, then suddenly cheer with delight as at the last second they miraculously deflect all of our projectiles, annihilate our military forces, and annex our country. The video would be put up on youtube.

Daigoh would be governor of the conquered territory.

National Day of Unadulterated Madness

[valaris]

People moving into the country would be publicly humiliated and insulted until they've been in the country at least a year.

[Mixah]

Shatterstar for president.

[regulate]

No matter what diplomatic issue it is, you must provide pics or it didn't happen...

You gave our component to the chinese! Pics bitch!

[12:51]

Our army would consist of shoryuken training. Most will fail because they always do a fierce shoryuken. Noobs.

[Asian Mike]

all people who are twins must mirror match before they become a part of the USA,

[DS]

Any game that isn't made by Capcom would be considered illegal. Players of said games will be executed by Rolento.

<3 to all the SNK lovers out there.

[skitz]

become a part of the USA,

The hell you mean USA? USA would be renamed to SRK.

[Taichi]

People moving into the country would be publicly humiliated and insulted until they've been in the country at least a year.

and if they introduced themselves fresh off the boat, there'd be people waiting to insult them until they got out of earshot, or got back on the boat.

[EndLeSS8]

It would be all screwed up like Sylar/Nathan Petrelli as President.

[Barky]

fighting game tournaments would replace voting to elect any officials. I mean, who the fuck could run a state if you can't do a ROM infinite?

[DragonSama]

Mortal Monday would become a national Holiday.

Large flights of stairs will replace all abortion clinics and relationship counseling offices.

Girls will be required to have phat asses big tits and be in shape and pretty. They also must wear next to nothing at all times. The only exception the the clothing rule will be if they cosplay as hot characters. Ugly ones who can not conform to this standard will be shot. Exceptions will be made for most Asian women however.

Ms America will be Asian

Evo will be bigger than the super bowl.

Japan will become the 51st state

Emos, Goths, and Gaia members will be deported to Mexico in exchange for People who are actually worth a shit.

conflicts with other world leaders will be solved either by a money match or having the shit beat out of them.

School uniforms for girls will consist of a Sailor Fuku, Coverse Shoes and a bandanna.

[ShinAkumax]

Excuse me? Didn't anyone read my user title? It would just mean a complete and utter victory for humanity as I bring the world into utopia.

[jae hoon]

All political debates would be decided by rock paper scissors

The cowbell would replace the baldeagle

[DS]

Hating on someone would just equate to complimenting them.

[jae hoon]

Uwe Boll would be executed for crimes against humanity.

[ShawnLoganownzu]

All political debates would be decided by rock paper scissors


might as well crown me the second best debater in the country, next to marn of course

[umthrfkr]

omg i could quote all the good shit but it would be too long.

[The Green Trench Coat]

What if a SRK member became the president of the United States?




- international policy would be explained using words like pwned ggpo ftmfw

- the stairs would be VP.

[altergenesis]

Any immigrant or new citizen would instantly be barraged with:

"OMGz! N00b! Oh, these 2007 citizens. They are so dumbbbb...."

[Biolink]

I would demand that Capcom and Marvel resolve something and make Marvel vs Capcom 3 or Capcom of America and Marvel will both be getting shut down.

[The Chief]

All political debates would be decided by rock paper scissors


I have a few friends and we broke this game...

You know you can suki cancel the 2nd rock count and get +4 frames of invinicibilty. This gives you a buffer window that allows you to cancel the 3rd rock count into Scissors for 3 frames on the way down and you'll be at +1 when you land allowing you to execute Paper. This adds a %33 increase on your chances to win and a %100 chance if you can execute Rock or Paper on reaction...

This also confirms that if an SRK member became president the system wouldn't any less flawed than it currently is.

[Alzarath]

I have a few friends and we broke this game...

You know you can suki cancel the 2nd rock count and get +4 frames of invinicibilty. This gives you a buffer window that allows you to cancel the 3rd cock count into Scissors for 3 frames on the way down and you'll be at +1 when you land allowing you to execute Paper. This adds a %33 increase on your chances to win and a %100 chance if you can execute Rock or Paper on reaction...

This also confirms that if an SRK member became president the system wouldn't any less flawed than it currently is.

I just tested this shit. It works :hitit:

Fuckin ridiculous.

[gguseila]

Reporter: So Mr. President how do you plan on penetrating the terrorist defensive in random country?

SRK President guy: No Homo, next question.

It would be pretty good

[dreamboi]

Reporter: So Mr. President how do you plan on penetrating the terrorist defensive in random country?

SRK President guy: No Homo, next question.

It would be pretty good

omg :rofl:

i approve of this thread.full of lol's

[Danielps]

omg i could quote all the good shit but it would be too long.

same here

[ShinAkumax]

Excuse me? Didn't anyone read my user title? It would just mean a complete and utter victory for humanity as I bring the world into utopia.

I've decided to kick ass again, being spineless sucks.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

That means that it would be Illegal to shut down an arcade. thus the Fighting game scene would gain such an immense popularity. :smile:

[Figcoinc]

Woman who are charged with a misdemeanor will get pushed down normal house stairs.

A woman charged with a felony will get pushed down stadium steps.

Crimes deserving messy death will get pushed down a high speed Escalator......

[ShinAkumax]

Do 16 year old kids get to have an arcade fetish?

[Master Bigode]

same here

You bumped a 5 month old thread just to say "same here".
I hate you.

[MrBlank]

If i was president,

I'd release all the cures that the government has been fucking the country over with by witholding
I'd make sure that H2O gas technology was implemented immediately and i would say FUCK OIL.
I'd raise taxes so that we could get free national medicare to everyone.
I'd select 1 day of the year and call it national dont go to work day its WATER BALLOON FIGHT day and who the fuck wouldnt want an entire day of ducking fuckers who are chucking water balloons.

[Chachi]

Serpent would be named Secretary of State.

Weeks- Secretary of Defense

5 trillion will be spent on resurrecting Raul Bison so he can head up the armed forces.

[JackTenrac!]

- first off, the losers of the presidental vote will be scarred in the chest.
- ...black women would be banned from tournament play.
- actually, the Anthem would be Bison's SF II theme. At ball games, it'd be switched to his A2 song to slow down the pace.
- Negro Rage would be the norm.
- Cobra Kai would replace the FBI.

...that'd sure entertain the neighbours.

[Infernoman]

If i was president,

I'd release all the cures that the government has been fucking the country over with by witholding
I'd make sure that H2O gas technology was implemented immediately and i would say FUCK OIL.
I'd raise taxes so that we could get free national medicare to everyone.
I'd select 1 day of the year and call it national dont go to work day its WATER BALLOON FIGHT day and who the fuck wouldnt want an entire day of ducking fuckers who are chucking water balloons.

I hope though the water ballon thing is only done in the hot summer. that and not when I'm driving... :sweat:

[Murt!]

Reporter: So Mr. President how do you plan on penetrating the terrorist defensive in random country?

SRK President guy: No Homo, next question.

It would be pretty good

You bumped a 5 month old thread just to say "same here".
I hate you.
oh shit :rofl:

[ElderGOD]

Reporter: So Mr. President how do you plan on penetrating the terrorist defensive in random country?

SRK President guy: No Homo, next question.

It would be pretty good


I think the answer he has shown is he would plan on rushing that shit down.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

Do 16 year old kids get to have an arcade fetish?
I do :lol:

[ST Vega]

You bumped a 5 month old thread just to say "same here".
I hate you.

Why? I missed this thread, and I found it pretty hilarious.