Things you just can't No-homo

[db!]

Man I'm so sick and tired of people claiming no homo on stuff that just isn't no homoable for instance: An ex-homie of mine named chuck (aka soz) wore gay pride shirts before I met him... later on I heard about this, coupled with him wanting to let his best friend (another male)pierce his penis was just gay. You can't no homo that.

He researched the gay community cuz he just didn't wanna be ignorant about it, so he claims after I called him out for telling me something stupid about gay porn.

Another friend of mine who is mexican, was chillin one day when I said a joke about mexicans having small penises (which I know not to do now cuz of what followed) idiot boy tries to whip it out which just made me angry cuz thats just pretty friggin gay so I yelled at him and he stopped...you can't no homo showing another man your penis.

All of magnetix's threads.....

Wearing any kind of face make-up so yes goths are just gay you can't no-homo that.

Relations that go on in prison. Even if you still have life you can't no homo it its just gay sorry.

I can honestly go on for days.

[CoMpOuNd]

All of magnetix's threads.....


word...

[Alzarath]

Magnetix inc to defend his no-homo?

Anyway, awhile back, a friend of mine told me if I were a girl, he'd fuck me. Does that count? :confused:

[Taichi]

Yes, because he's just trying to throw the 'no homo' on there with the "If you were a girl".

basically, what he's telling you is: "If it weren't for society (and you) judging me as a homo, I'd fuck you."

I don't "No Homo" because there's just too much in this world that I say and do, that is homo.

I've just never engaged in sexual congress with another man.

[db!]

Magnetix inc to defend his no-homo?

Anyway, awhile back, a friend of mine told me if I were a girl, he'd fuck me. Does that count? :confused:

thats just gay that means (I have sexual desire to you, but because I know its wrong and clearly an abomination I won't) yes-homo, that is not no-homoable, he's prolly waiting fo you to tell him the same thing so you guys can get down freaky like :( you better ex him off dog.

[Hoonyo]

i suck cock. yes homo.

[Xero Kaiser]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3402/untouchablescamron26999jj7.jpg

[catchafire]

How did No Homo even get started?

[Evil Morrigan]

I have a cousin who works as a guard in a Maximum security prison. I asked him about prison rape before and he told me that for the most part, It really is not a gay thing, and that it is a way to overpower somebody and make them submissive. Basically he told me that there are 2 types of rape:

First, there is rape through coercion, where an inmate is 'talked' into performing sex acts that they normally would not do. These rapes can seem consensual but are not. Coercion rape usually happens in a 'prison bitch' or 'punk' type situation; the inmate has been threatened or blackmailed into cooperation. It's also pretty common for a weak inmate to turn to a stronger inmate for protection. At first he'll think that he can bribe his protector with gifts or favors, and that sometimes works, but quite often the protector will decide that he wants sexual favors as well. The weak inmate then loses control and essentially becomes the protector's slave. The protector uses the inmate for sex and will take anything he wants from him. It's also fairly common for the protector to pimp out his inmate to other inmates to pay debts.
The best way to avoid this kind of rape is to not rely on other inmates for protection. It's better to fight and lose a few times than become someone's sex slave.


The second type of rape is through force and violence. These types of rapes are brutal and are obviously not consensual. They tend to happen less often than coercion rapes, but no inmate is safe from violent rape. Of course, weaker inmates are usually the targets but even the biggest and meanest inmate can be raped if the situation is right. Violent rape is more about power and humiliation than about sexual pleasure. These types of rapes often happen in retaliation for debts, insults and power struggles. There are some inmates who just get off on violently raping weaker inmates for no reason, but they are pretty rare and tend to get weeded out by the other inmates. Nobody likes a crazy rapist living in his section.

[1/2Man1/2God]

How did No Homo even get started?

who knows how it actually started.I do know that Cam'ron & Dipset made it popular to say.

I also know you can only say know homo when something you say are do can be seen as gay,not if it's actually gay.You can't say "let me suck your dick,no homo,because that is homo.Put if you say suck my dick,no homo.That could work...only if you meant it as an invotation to violate themself by doing something gay,instead of actually wanting him to suck you off and get pleasure from it.And by the way if you perform any type of sexual act even kiss another man,only if it was once.You are gay.

[fishjie]

I have a cousin who works as a guard in a Maximum security prison. I asked him about prison rape before and he told me that for the most part, It really is not a gay thing, and that it is a way to overpower somebody and make them submissive. Basically he told me that there are 2 types of rape:

First, there is rape through coercion, where an inmate is 'talked' into performing sex acts that they normally would not do. These rapes can seem consensual but are not. Coercion rape usually happens in a 'prison bitch' or 'punk' type situation; the inmate has been threatened or blackmailed into cooperation. It's also pretty common for a weak inmate to turn to a stronger inmate for protection. At first he'll think that he can bribe his protector with gifts or favors, and that sometimes works, but quite often the protector will decide that he wants sexual favors as well. The weak inmate then loses control and essentially becomes the protector's slave. The protector uses the inmate for sex and will take anything he wants from him. It's also fairly common for the protector to pimp out his inmate to other inmates to pay debts.
The best way to avoid this kind of rape is to not rely on other inmates for protection. It's better to fight and lose a few times than become someone's sex slave.


The second type of rape is through force and violence. These types of rapes are brutal and are obviously not consensual. They tend to happen less often than coercion rapes, but no inmate is safe from violent rape. Of course, weaker inmates are usually the targets but even the biggest and meanest inmate can be raped if the situation is right. Violent rape is more about power and humiliation than about sexual pleasure. These types of rapes often happen in retaliation for debts, insults and power struggles. There are some inmates who just get off on violently raping weaker inmates for no reason, but they are pretty rare and tend to get weeded out by the other inmates. Nobody likes a crazy rapist living in his section.

i hope i never end up in prison

[Debaser]

I have a cousin who works as a guard in a Maximum security prison. I asked him about prison rape before and he told me that for the most part, It really is not a gay thing, and that it is a way to overpower somebody and make them submissive. Basically he told me that there are 2 types of rape:

First, there is rape through coercion, where an inmate is 'talked' into performing sex acts that they normally would not do. These rapes can seem consensual but are not. Coercion rape usually happens in a 'prison bitch' or 'punk' type situation; the inmate has been threatened or blackmailed into cooperation. It's also pretty common for a weak inmate to turn to a stronger inmate for protection. At first he'll think that he can bribe his protector with gifts or favors, and that sometimes works, but quite often the protector will decide that he wants sexual favors as well. The weak inmate then loses control and essentially becomes the protector's slave. The protector uses the inmate for sex and will take anything he wants from him. It's also fairly common for the protector to pimp out his inmate to other inmates to pay debts.
The best way to avoid this kind of rape is to not rely on other inmates for protection. It's better to fight and lose a few times than become someone's sex slave.


The second type of rape is through force and violence. These types of rapes are brutal and are obviously not consensual. They tend to happen less often than coercion rapes, but no inmate is safe from violent rape. Of course, weaker inmates are usually the targets but even the biggest and meanest inmate can be raped if the situation is right. Violent rape is more about power and humiliation than about sexual pleasure. These types of rapes often happen in retaliation for debts, insults and power struggles. There are some inmates who just get off on violently raping weaker inmates for no reason, but they are pretty rare and tend to get weeded out by the other inmates. Nobody likes a crazy rapist living in his section.

And the moral of the story: don't get thrown in jail.

[Ali M]

How did No Homo even get started?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUxMuk-T0gk

[Gasp]

who knows how it actually started.I do know that Cam'ron & Dipset made it popular to say.

I also know you can only say know homo when something you say are do can be seen as gay,not if it's actually gay.You can't say "let me suck your dick,no homo,because that is homo.Put if you say suck my dick,no homo.That could work...only if you meant it as an invotation to violate themself by doing something gay,instead of actually wanting him to suck you off and get pleasure from it.And by the way if you perform any type of sexual act even kiss another man,only if it was once.You are gay.


everyone knows how it started
it was matoki

[goodm0urning]

All I can say is, if you've ever voluntarily entered into some kind of sexual contact with another man, you have permanently lost your hetero card. You cannot no homo your way out of it. You are forever gay.

[Saotome Kaneda]

everyone knows how it started
it was matoki
who the fuck is matoki

[db!]

This is exactly what I'm talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUCbPvP5H9k&mode=related&search=

[MOD]

Agree with the magnetix threads. Those turned our to be gayer than the "ask a gay dude" thread.

[Gasp]

who the fuck is matoki
shit i mad failed
motoki **

no homo

[Rhio2k]

no inmate is safe from violent rape.

Damn...Geese was right.

[angelslayer13]

yoga gay.....sorry its just my friend scott does it and its just totaly gay up the ass

[Shadowcuz]

i remember somebody in SRK made a thread about him whipping out his dick in the middle of class just to show his size:confused:

[{PFH}-Lake]

Man hungs can be no-homo sometimes.

[Million]

I'm forever puzzled by the *situational homosexuality* that occurs so often in prison. I'd think that if a man were truly straight, he would not have sexual contact with another male; he would not desire that for any reason.....yet the aggressors in prison rape situations somehow get a pass on this!? Bullshyte, you raped a guy....it's a gay situation, there's really no question about it. At the very least, it's a bisexual thing I guess, but a man certainly can't claim to be straight after doing that. I also don't believe you can just change your "orientation" on the fly either. You can't magically become gay, or magically become straight.

-makeup---yeahhhh that's serious fruitbasket shit there.

[Alzarath]

i remember somebody in SRK made a thread about him whipping out his dick in the middle of class just to show his size:confused:

That'd be Magnetix.

Shit like that is normal for him, it seems.

[Javid]

All I can say is, if you've ever voluntarily entered into some kind of sexual contact with another man, you have permanently lost your hetero card. You cannot no homo your way out of it. You are forever gay.


Does DPing a girl count?

[Gasp]

^only if the balls touch

[Dasrik]

Cam'ron is gay and so is this thread.

[*InVeRs3*]

1st rounder draft pic or not, you can't no homo this.

http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/brady-quinn-is-making-friends-257386.php

[1/2Man1/2God]

everyone knows how it started
it was matoki

I'm really not sure who started it but if anybody i'm sure it wasn't somebody named fuckin motoki!

[Galactic]

Man hungs can be no-homo sometimes.

Only if there's sports involved.

You can't no-homo this thread.

^_-;

[1/2Man1/2God]

Only if there's sports involved.

You can't no-homo this thread.

^_-;

not true.You can also hug a man if your related to him.Like your dad or a brother.I never hugged a man during a sport.Niggaz be all sweaty and shit,i don't give a fuck if we just one the super bowl.You BETTER not fuckin hug me,or i'll shit in your helmet!

[Galactic]

not true.You can also hug a man if your related to him.Like your dad or a brother.I never hugged a man during a sport.Niggaz be all sweaty and shit,i don't give a fuck if we just one the super bowl.You BETTER not fuckin hug me,or i'll shit in your helmet!

Athletes hug all the time, it's not too bad in football, and hockey cuz they're high contact sports and there's tons of padding, but it gets wierd in basketball and baseball and ESPECIALLY soccer. Soccer players are usually pretty boys anyway.

heh, I actually meant WATCHING sports, like if your fave team just won the championship or something.

And even then, man-hugs should not last longer then 3 seconds and at no point should one even THINK about adding a kiss.

^_-;

[debs]

jay, dame, cam...i think those were the three that started it. jay and dame used to have this thing where they said pause after each "homosexual" thing that was said. if you listen to money, cash, ho's jay says pause when he says rocafella/ruff ryders...
this was in like what...1998? cam used no homo around like...2002, iirc.

saying "no homo" in 2007 is like saying:

living large
phat
my boo
the bomb
the bomb diggity
hip
homie
etc.

ppl are using it in the wrong context and its not even used anymore and really hasn't been used since like 2004 or 2005. cam and the dips haven't used the word in like 2 and a half/3 years, now. let it go.

[Robust]

I hate srk.

p.s. dasrik, do you even know who cam'ron is? lol

[The Green Trench Coat]

I sucked a penis yesterday.


No homo.... she was straight... until i sucked her penis.


And even then, man-hugs should not last longer then 3 seconds and at no point should one even THINK about adding a kiss.

^_-;


I guess that's where i keep fucking it up.

LOHOMOL

[Mechanica]

Hahaha, fuckin' breeders.

[beatsofdevil]

Another friend of mine who is mexican, was chillin one day when I said a joke about mexicans having small penises (which I know not to do now cuz of what followed) idiot boy tries to whip it out which just made me angry cuz thats just pretty friggin gay so I yelled at him and he stopped...you can't no homo showing another man your penis.


well you shouldn't have said that without doing research! lol, but from my experience, mexicans/latinos have nice, big....no homo!

lol I agree with some of your points though.

[thurst]

i starting "pause" and "no homo" when i went to college and started hanging out with people from the bk and the bx. nowadays "no homo" is more of a punchline than anything.

[Doc Holliday]

You just can't no homo this:

Bole's ability to nurture inanimate objects (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3921160&postcount=812)

[beatsofdevil]

he can nurse me any day! no homo

[Doc Holliday]

^
That's another thing you can't no homo

[tajiri]

it is impossible to "no-homo" fannypacks.

imo.

:/

[Dasrik]

I hate srk.

p.s. dasrik, do you even know who cam'ron is? lol
I hated Cam'ron ever since he came out with "Horse & Carriage" all those years ago.

[The Green Trench Coat]

You just can't no homo this:

Bole's ability to nurture inanimate objects (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3921160&postcount=812)

wow..


sexy chest :hitit:

I hated Cam'ron ever since he came out with "Horse & Carriage" all those years ago.


Which brings up mase who I hated since he came into popularity.

[Shortterm]

This is exactly what I'm talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUCbPvP5H9k&mode=related&search=

Dat shit funny :rofl:

[1/2Man1/2God]

Hahaha, fuckin' breeders.

Are you talkin about brock from poke'mon.becuase he actually a top notch breeder.I wish I could take my poke'mon to him instead of those old people.They look like the type to run off with the poke'mon.

[tajiri]

Are you talkin about brock from poke'mon.becuase he actually a top notch breeder.I wish I could take my poke'mon to him instead of those old people.They look like the type to run off with the poke'mon.

stop wasting bandwidth.

[Robust]

I hated Cam'ron ever since he came out with "Horse & Carriage" all those years ago.

I hate you.

[1/2Man1/2God]

stop wasting bandwidth.

shut the fuck up!

[tajiri]

shut the fuck up!

get over it scrub, that was SOOO last page.

:/

[Adam Warlock]

SNIP

Who the fuck are you?

[CRYSIS_ROSSO]

get over it scrub, that was SOOO last page.

:/

no homo on you saying soooo last page.

[Zulu]

I'd fuck some of you in the ass.

Yes homo.

[Dasrik]

I hate you.
And in other news, the sky is blue, except at night when it's black. Full report on Dateline NBC.

[The Chief]

I always seem to find it weird when a guy tells another guy to ... to... "service" him.

You know. Like, when a fight is about to go down and random trash talk takes place, someone always says "....-..-....! n*gga."

...if you catch what I'm sayin it just doesn't hit the same. I mean if it was a girl you were fighting with and you told them to... ... to... you know.... it would = win because not only is it an insult but... theres still a 10% chance she would go ahead and do it.

The problem is when you tell a guy to do it... it's usually expected that they really don't mean it which ='s lose because, not only did your insult fail at having an effect... if the guy you were fighting was gay, he might actually say... "ok"... which ='s lose for your self esteem and ego... not to mention your man points might take a hit too.

I don't know. Maybe some guy's who really are gay use fights as a way to roll cancel in to asking another guy to... to...

...

nevermind.

[Demon Dash]

I'd fuck some of you in the ass.

Yes homo.
This was so apropriate right now...

[Digitalbooty]

People who bitch, cry and complain about people doing gay shit are faggots.

[The Chief]

I'd fuck some of you in the ass.

Yes homo.

Which translates to... "I'll have sex with almost anything that has the ability to post on SRK".

gotcha

[Pained Auron]

www.myspace.com/viscant <--- you can't no homo that

[RyuHikaru]

Which translates to... "I'll have sex with almost anything that has the ability to post on SRK".

gotcha

:rofl:

[Rhio2k]

Are you talkin about brock from poke'mon.becuase he actually a top notch breeder.I wish I could take my poke'mon to him instead of those old people.They look like the type to run off with the poke'mon.

Uh, no. Breeders is what homosexuals (who can't reproduce...imagine an 8lb kid coming out of a penis...it would be like watching a hyena give birth. They often die during that process, btw) call heterosexuals (who can and do).

[db!]

Who the fuck are you?

db! = fanatiq from like around 2k3-5, = harveyluv who used to post around 2002. Why does it matter?

[Makoto Scrub]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3402/untouchablescamron26999jj7.jpg
DIPSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


no-homo......