Do you masturbate right before anything else?

[-=AcesHigh=-]

If yes,then right before what?

[Hoonyo]

sometimes i masturbate before i masturbate.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

whats the point of getting tired before work?

[Rob2_0]

sometimes i masturbate before i masturbate.

gold
i master bate in my head all the time

[BornAgainCommunist]

i used to go home on my lunch break and release the tension.

[-=AcesHigh=-]

whats the point of getting tired before work?

Well it gives me more energy,plus I cook the food at my job so I dont mind.

[Rob2_0]

whats the point of getting tired before work?

you cruise through the day half asleep.

[MechZZ]

Well it gives me more energy,plus I cook the food at my job so I dont mind.

You cook food as a job and you masturbate before hand


Where do you work?
and i really hope you wash your hands

[Rhio2k]

sometimes i masturbate before i masturbate.

Word. Double orgasms are the shit.

Anyhoo, I try to "handle my business" before work, but between lifting weights and making my lunches (that's right: plural), I don't always have time.

[Digitalbooty]

For some reason masterbating right before work comes me down.I do it everyday before walking out the door.


I bet it does!

[RushedDown]

whats the point of getting tired before work?

wtf how out of shape do u have to be for masturbating to make u tired
im out of shape and that shit doesnt affect me at all

Well it gives me more energy,plus I cook the food at my job so I dont mind.

where the fuck do u work so i can put it on my never eat there list

[Shinto]

Chris Rock said it "jerk before work"

[-=AcesHigh=-]

You cook food as a job and you masturbate before hand


Where do you work?
and i really hope you wash your hands

Im not saying,but no I dont wash my hands,why should I?It's my nut,why not?

[Rob2_0]

Well it gives me more energy,plus I cook the food at my job so I dont mind.

but your sig says you work at wal-mart?

[MechZZ]

Because you handle food you unsanitary bastard.

[4Play]

On the day of a big test, your more relaxed and calm.

[-=AcesHigh=-]

but your sig says you work at wal-mart?

i use to work there a long time ago,forgot to change sig.. :rofl: i got fired from there :sad:

[GreyFoxx]

Did today why you ask?

[angryliberal]

i wake up like 10 minutes before i leave for work...also, i get to work at like 5:45am, i'm not making myself anymore tired than i already am...

[donaldducktm]

yeah....it helps because there's a lot of fine girls @ SDSU with short skirts and phat outfits

[-=AcesHigh=-]

Did today why you ask?

huh i work a fastfood joint,not saying which one though.I was wondering if anyone else jurk one before work everyday.

[Rhio2k]

wtf how out of shape do u have to be for masturbating to make u tired

I'm gonna guess we're talking "fat dude that was beasting South Park in Warcraft" out of shape. That's pretty fuckin' far gone.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

wtf how out of shape do u have to be for masturbating to make u tired
im out of shape and that shit doesnt affect me at all


Tired as in sleepy not as in...gasping for air tired.

[v1y]

change the thread title to "do you masturbate right before you do anything else?" and the answer will still be yes.

[-=AcesHigh=-]

change the thread title to "do you masturbate right before you do anything else?" and the answer will still be yes.

good idea

[I Am Lothar]

after I work out but before I shower, so I can clean all the man juice off me and I feel all clean like

[YellowS4]

I masturbate at work.

[Million]

Of course. I consider it to be part of "starting the day off right"....like having a good breakfast. Then of course I rub one out before going to bed.

sometimes a session may be necessary on lunchbreak at work. Anyone who has worked in an office where you're the only male...you should know how it is.

[Atryu]

I masturbate my coworkers...

[DS]

I masturbate at work.


I did this one time. It was a successful mission to release SUPER tension. My day went a lot smoother.

[Azrael]

Im not saying,but no I dont wash my hands,why should I?It's my nut,why not?
Yeah, I'm not gonna eat fast food in America anymore.

On the flip side, I'm making some special Macho Nachos. Want some?

[LimeGreenPatato]

i masturbate before i post on srk

[AdverseSolutions]

I masturbate my coworkers...

are you missing a 'to' in here?

also, dduck. it is a high offense in the republic of srk to mention hot girls, short skirts and fail to provide pics. know that the lidless eye has turned in your direction.

[umthrfkr]

i masturbate before i luckybate

[JubeiNinja69]

before i get out of bed.

[Matman]

Jerking off before dates (or anything really) is actually a very good idea

Also, I never had an nocturnal emission if that says much

[maxx]

i masturbate before showers..its become such a habit unless someone is actually in the house i cant take a shower unless i jerk off.

[RoninChaos]

Why would you want to know what other GUYS do when it comes to masturbation?