View Full Version : SRK's Stairs > Women theory still reigns true.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 08:04 AM
...and there is much rejoicing.
http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/05/16/damn-heels-jenna-fischer-breaks-her-back/
Apparently Ms. Jenna Fischer had a bit of a tumble involving some high heels and a marble staircase. Whitney over at Pop Candy is reporting that Fischer fell down some stairs on Monday as she was trying to maneuver in very high heels. Jenna broke her back in four places. She was in New York at the time and now is being cared for by her husband, filmmaker James Gunn, and The Office co-star, Angela Kinsey. You can send her a Get Well Soon note at her MySpace page.
ChairHome
05-18-2007, 08:05 AM
Nooooo, Pam!
SkyeElemental
05-18-2007, 09:17 AM
:sad:
<3 Jenna Fischer.
Seriously, she's some of the most genuine cuteness as you can get
Demon Dash
05-18-2007, 09:21 AM
She was in New York at the time and now is being cared for by her husband
Oh he took care of her alright...
:sad:
<3 Jenna Fischer.
Seriously, she's some of the most genuine cuteness as you can get
mmmm
http://www.celebutaint.com/images/jenna-fischer-jane-thumb.jpg
4Play
05-18-2007, 09:28 AM
mmmm
http://www.celebutaint.com/images/jenna-fischer-jane-thumb.jpg
:wow: I'd hit it.
Arsenal
05-18-2007, 09:34 AM
her face in that particular pic is kinda "eh". but in the office, oh my lord is that hittable.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 10:14 AM
What thuff...
We're suppose to be celebrating The Stairs latest victory! The hell is wrong with you people!?!?
DaDesiCanadian
05-18-2007, 10:16 AM
It's fuckin Pam. GTFO with the stairs.
Pained Auron
05-18-2007, 10:19 AM
karen >>>>>>> pam
The Chief
05-18-2007, 10:20 AM
This is MADNESS!
I never thought I'd see the day SRK would turn their back on The Stairs! They are our answer to everything!
They've been there for us all these years! How could you do this to them!?
Bunch of bandwaggon fans... the LOT of ya.
DaDesiCanadian
05-18-2007, 10:20 AM
karen >>>>>>> pam
That is true.
This is MADNESS!
I never thought I'd see the day SRK would turn their back on The Stairs! They are our answer to everything!
They've been there for us all these years! How could you do this to them!?
Bunch of bandwaggon fans... the LOT of ya.
you have to understand....the office is powerful...possibly too powerful for even srk.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 10:25 AM
I feel like I've been kicked into a pit...
Ladies and Gentle... well, just Gentlemen... this is a day that will live in infamy.
The Stairs have met their match. This is bigger than the upset in the Dallas GS series.
The_Dragon
05-18-2007, 10:27 AM
One can only wonder at what transgression this woman made against the laws of Man that caused the Stairs to strike her down with such great and terrible vengeance.
axeman61
05-18-2007, 10:29 AM
This is MADNESS!
I never thought I'd see the day SRK would turn their back on The Stairs! They are our answer to everything!
They've been there for us all these years! How could you do this to them!?
SRK has never been THAT strong towards stairs. You can kick someone down some stairs in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, and that didn't help it a bit here.
So SRK damn sure wont celebrate a cute, hot, innocent piece of ass falling victim.
P.S.: The meme was pushing an evil bitch down the stairs for wrong doing, not just a chick falling on them.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 10:36 AM
One can only wonder at what transgression this woman made against the laws of Man that caused the Stairs to strike her down with such great and terrible vengeance.
Laws? LAWS!?!? Stairs attack women on sight!
Unfortunately, this staircase killed the wrong white girl. (coincidentally the staircase was Marlble/Black).
I fear that SRK will be dining in hell tonight. Uh-thousand nations of the Staircase Empire desend upon us.
The_Dragon
05-18-2007, 10:38 AM
I don't really have any sympathy for this girl. If the bitch was dumb enough to attempt traversing the treacherous maw of the marble stairs on high heels, she got what she deserved.
thurst
05-18-2007, 10:48 AM
lmao @ are you serious? you don't have sympathy for her bcuz she shouldn't have been wearing heels while walking on steps...seriously? i don't know whether to laugh at the absurdity of that statement or to just let my head explode from the mind boggling idiocy of it.
sidenote, damn 4 places...
The_Dragon
05-18-2007, 10:59 AM
Why should I have sympathy for stupidity? Because the victim of it is a woman?
DaDesiCanadian
05-18-2007, 11:02 AM
Why should I have sympathy for stupidity? Because the victim of it is a woman?
Nonono, you have it wrong. YOU'RE the stupid one, not the woman. Easy enough mistake to make.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 11:07 AM
Regaurdless the stairs still owned her.
I feel bad for her though... she seems like a nice girl.
I'm probably gonna start a thread... "When Stairs Attack".
Maybe we can learn to study the Architectual Beasts to see how they chose their prey...
The_Dragon
05-18-2007, 11:09 AM
You should add to your study that women who wear high heels while walking on stairs is similar to releasing blood in the water when dealing with sharks.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 11:18 AM
"The Celebrity... basking in it's habitat... treats it's day like any other.
Little does it know it is going to be the treat for an even more cunning creature.
The Staircase waits ever so still in it's hunting ground. Knowing it needs not to move, the firece predetor watches as the helpess celebrity walks right into it's trap.
For centuries the Staircase has haunted the lives of those who would disrespect their authority, but even over the last few years it's power has all but wanned.
It waits for the precise moment to strike... ... with out even a hint of a motion..
*tumble tumble tumble tumble tumble tumble tumble tumble*
The celebirty lie motionless as the beast enjoy's it's vicory... suddenly another celebrity..."
*NEWS Special Report* We interupt this program to bring you shocking news brought in 2 seconds ago...
Stairs: WTF!?!?
MrBuster
05-18-2007, 11:23 AM
^^^ LoL
Ferdinandz
05-18-2007, 11:38 AM
Omg Pam No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nmbr1krush
05-18-2007, 11:44 AM
I love Pam but thats funny.
Hokuto Shingo
05-18-2007, 11:51 AM
If it was any consolation, she was pretty hammered.
DragonSama
05-18-2007, 12:16 PM
The stairs Strike again.
While I do have a love for the office seeing a bitch getting owned by the stairs is always funny. I don't care who you are.
WhiteKong
05-18-2007, 12:38 PM
thats what she gets for slutting it up on the cover of wire.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 12:55 PM
Let the community see that the stairs are in truth merciful.
Are you not entertained!?!?
BBCampbell
05-18-2007, 12:58 PM
This is MADNESS!
THIS IS... SPAAARTAAAA!!!
(Kicks The Chief into a pit)
...that's what you were waiting for, right?
ChairHome
05-18-2007, 01:02 PM
THIS IS... SPAAARTAAAA!!!
(Kicks The Chief into a pit)
...that's what you were waiting for, right?
Guess he couldn't wait.
I feel like I've been kicked into a pit...
The Chief
05-18-2007, 01:05 PM
THIS IS... SPAAARTAAAA!!!
(Kicks The Chief into a pit)
...that's what you were waiting for, right?
No, actually, I really do believe this to be madness...
DaDesiCanadian
05-18-2007, 01:28 PM
No way. Pam is awesome. Pam and Karen in Valentines day ep >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stairs.
Anyone who disagrees does not have a penis.
The_Dragon
05-18-2007, 01:35 PM
The hotness level of the victims of the Stairs does not allow them to evade or claim asylum from its wrath, it only allows for them to survive the beasting laid upon them so that they might better learn their place in the world, whereas lesser bitches would break necks, not backs.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 01:49 PM
The hotness level of the victims of the Stairs does not allow them to evade or claim asylum from its wrath, it only allows for them to survive the beasting laid upon them so that they might better learn their place in the world, whereas lesser bitches would break necks, not backs.
Exactly, mind you I've had my share of hot ones, but Stairs are held among the highest of threats in the world today. Why do you think the houshold injury percentage is so high?
The Stairs owned this woman and she is at fault. Simple and plain.
Yes this is sad. It is always sad to whitness anything we hold close (or want) to fall victom to random acts of violence, but I degess. Don't let the actions of one staircase ruin the reputaion of the entire... species.
I bet the Pirates before pirates even used stair cases on their ships.
*Ar ye matey. You be walkin the stairs this moon*.
Jumping into the sea is less merciful than being snatched off some steps half way down the flight IMO.
DaDesiCanadian
05-18-2007, 01:53 PM
The hotness level of the victims of the Stairs does not allow them to evade or claim asylum from its wrath, it only allows for them to survive the beasting laid upon them so that they might better learn their place in the world, whereas lesser bitches would break necks, not backs.
Even after Carpet Lint's explanation, I don't think you understand the fundamental idea behind the stairs joke. This is not a tiers justification thread.
Stairs are for dumb bitches. Not hot bitches. If a bitch is hot and dumb, you need to find a way to punish her while still keeping her fuckable. Get with the program.
The Chief
05-18-2007, 02:00 PM
Even after Carpet Lint's explanation, I don't think you understand the fundamental idea behind the stairs joke. This is not a tiers justification thread.
Stairs are for dumb bitches. Not hot bitches. If a bitch is hot and dumb, you need to find a way to punish her while still keeping her fuckable. Get with the program.
No no no no no.
I understand what his "selection" meant, but I'm trying to provide a conspiracy theory that we as a whole are underestimating what the stairs are capable of.
This even that happended on today is mere proof.
WE CAN send whoever we want to the stairs much like an aligator pit or worse.
WE CAN say who deserves and who does NOT deserve to be sent to the staircase.
WE CANNOT stop the stairs from acting on their on accord and instincts.
I say anyone who has a pet a stairs in their home should get them trained. Better yet tear them down and put a ladder up. This example that Pam set should not go un-responded.
The_Dragon
05-18-2007, 02:00 PM
A dumb bitch is a dumb bitch, which this bitch clearly is due to wearing high heels and being drunk while traversing the Stairs. As I said, her hotness may be the only reason the Stairs allowed her to live through the experience so that she may better serve her assigned role.
thurst
05-18-2007, 02:41 PM
yeah clearly she is drunk although there is no mention of alcohol. and clearly she's dumb for wearing high heels while walking on steps...or not. i can't even wrap my mind around the stupidity of that logic. my guess is that you only talk to fat bitches that wear sketchers flats and bitch about hot girls walking around in heels because thats the only way i can imagine someone being that fucking dense.
The_Dragon
05-18-2007, 02:54 PM
She was leaving a celebration of the Season Finale from a New York bar and that does not a qualify as a mention of alcohol to you? I would really like to know when Jenna Fischer ascended to Holy Virgin status in the eyes of the forum goers here, as apparently despite every indicator, she could not have been drinking, and actual sympathy goes out to a her even as a female victim of the Stairs.
comoesa
05-18-2007, 03:46 PM
The stiars attack bitches whether hot or not dumb or not......
The stairs dont discriminate.......
This case was very sad............
thurst
05-18-2007, 04:38 PM
perhaps you're looking at a different article, but the one in the OG post and the link just says she was in nyc.
yeah it's kinda funny that she fell down some steps, but she wasn't trying to juggle while wearing iceskates or anything so acting like she made some huge error in judgment is dumb when in actuality she was just a victim of circumstance.
DaDesiCanadian
05-18-2007, 05:02 PM
Yeah, no woman has ever used stairs wearing high heels safely before. Ever.
And about Pam.. it's not Pam... it's The Office. It just bided it's time, ready to show it's true power.. and it's come out in this thread.
Pained Auron
05-18-2007, 05:06 PM
all i know is that karen better still be around. cause as cute as pam is, she is still inferior to karen. oh yea, i hope she gets better soon. <3
Ninja Wallace
05-18-2007, 08:55 PM
lmao @ are you serious? you don't have sympathy for her bcuz she shouldn't have been wearing heels while walking on steps...seriously? i don't know whether to laugh at the absurdity of that statement or to just let my head explode from the mind boggling idiocy of it.
sidenote, damn 4 places...
Actually, high heels are stupid. Does anyone actually find them hot? Really?
THIS IS... SPAAARTAAAA!!!
(Kicks The Chief into a pit)
And Pained Auron, your avatar makes no sense if you haven't seen the episode.
...that's what you were waiting for, right?
Damn! Beat me to it!
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