CrouchingTiger
05-18-2007, 07:52 PM
And I've decided to take him under my wing. With much trial and error, I've devised the perfect training regimen to improve his offensive game. He himself stated, "My defense is my strong point, that's how my Q works!"
So, using the system direction, I removed blocking, parrying, and decreased the amount of energy required to perform a super art. RPD yelled in defiance, "How the funky fuck is this revelant!? This situation will never happen in a tourney!" I said, "I know it won't! It's just training! You have to improve your weak offense, but don't forget your defense! You are only as strong as the weakest link RPD!!" As could be expected of a Q player, he had trouble wrapping his mind around these key concepts of my training.
With luck and much effort, I feel that I can develop his skills and have him placing in the top 10 in tourneys by the end of the summer months. No longer will he be forgotten in the lower ranks!
Some of you may be questioning, "Who is this wise-sounding character, CrouchingTiger? Are his methods sound?"
Well here's some proof. Here's a pic of him before my training. Notice how he is surrounded by trash, where he belongs!
http://www.auburn.edu/~goldema/rpd1.jpg
And here is a projected outcome of what we can expect to achieve by the end of the summer:
http://www.auburn.edu/~goldema/rpd2.jpg
So, using the system direction, I removed blocking, parrying, and decreased the amount of energy required to perform a super art. RPD yelled in defiance, "How the funky fuck is this revelant!? This situation will never happen in a tourney!" I said, "I know it won't! It's just training! You have to improve your weak offense, but don't forget your defense! You are only as strong as the weakest link RPD!!" As could be expected of a Q player, he had trouble wrapping his mind around these key concepts of my training.
With luck and much effort, I feel that I can develop his skills and have him placing in the top 10 in tourneys by the end of the summer months. No longer will he be forgotten in the lower ranks!
Some of you may be questioning, "Who is this wise-sounding character, CrouchingTiger? Are his methods sound?"
Well here's some proof. Here's a pic of him before my training. Notice how he is surrounded by trash, where he belongs!
http://www.auburn.edu/~goldema/rpd1.jpg
And here is a projected outcome of what we can expect to achieve by the end of the summer:
http://www.auburn.edu/~goldema/rpd2.jpg