WTF? Miss Universe is Japanese? YELLOW FEVER COMETH!

[Lantis]

So I was watching the news about Miss Universe going on here in Mexico, and all of a sudden I realized that the most beautiful woman in the world...turns out to be from Japan (name being Riyo Mori). :wtf:

Well, this will surely make all the Azn loving people from our dear SRK fap in unison. :rolleyes:

Go one and all to: www.missuniverse.com

And see some nice ass from whatever random-shit country you can imagine.

But ALAS, there is something that site won't show you...and that's how our beloved miss USA fell FLAT ON HER ASS in the middle of the catwalk. :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZZd9UGV0uI

And alas, us Mexicans, being the eternal gringo haters that we are, booed the bitch right out of the building. :rofl:

Damn, that was a mouthful....

*waits for Million to come in and splorge all over this thread*

[WasFemto]

should've been Hyori Lee

[Murt!]

I saw this when it aired days ago, and yeah you guys booed the shit out of Miss USA

[4neqs]

Haha, I made a link to the story in the lounge thread because I thought it wasn't so thread-worthy. Oh well.

I IM'd Kyoji and he said Japan won 2nd place (behind PR) last year. It looks like it's more business than anything, since a lot of sponsors for the thing were Japanese and Trump loves his $$$ after all. Personally, I thought Korea's rep was more beautiful but eh. I think that through it all, it's all a sham. (Philippines keeps on winning the photogenic award because we love our interewebs. And SMS.)

[Ragetowersrage]

Didn't the last contest get won by an AZN also?

[Goose]

miss korea was hotter

[Night]

What puzzles me is that Miss USA fell down on stage and she STILL makes the TOP 5? I would think falling down in the middle of the show would pretty much mean disqualification... I thought POISE COUNTS!!!

[Lei Mana]

Miss Puerto Rico won last year's contest. Japan was second last year.

[Shade]

In before shit storm.

[pherai]

What puzzles me is that Miss USA fell down on stage and she STILL makes the TOP 5? I would think falling down in the middle of the show would pretty much mean disqualification... I thought POISE COUNTS!!!

you'd think that but you also have to consider that the judging is baseless and meaningless and that beauty pageants are straight up asinine.

[bboysanstorm]

where the fuck was miss vietnam!?

[blooper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZZd9UGV0uI



did you see how she bounced when she fell? that must be one firm ass.

[defcon]

/rofl @ the crowd-booing vid

that dumb bitch SHOULD have responded to the if-you-could-relive-one-moment question, honestly. "five minutes ago, when i slipped and fell flat on my ass in front of national television. it was so embarassing. if i could do it all again, i would have started breakdancing after i fell." the boos would've transformed into riotous cheering, all VIPs would have had to been escorted out by a special security team after an uncontrollable mob crowned and hoisted Miss USA Miss Universe and Her Holiness of the Western Hemisphere. But she blew it...

[MagnetiX]

lol, I remember seeing this live on TV and my mom screamed, she was like "OH MY GOD!!" rofl, the random Booing was so fucked up, though, rofl.

Miss Japan was pretty hot, and I don't consider that many Japanese girls "hot". Most of them are cute, but not hot.

[Seta]

http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/005-riyomori.gif

Best picture.

[Theycalledhim Alan]

Not only was Miss Korea much hotter/prettier, Miss Brasil was the best looking of the three. Last year's winner was so dirt tier, I've seen girls just as attractive in a mall on a Saturday. Frankly I find the entire competition to be a joke.

[MagnetiX]

http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/005-riyomori.gif

Best picture.

Is she full Japanese? Cuz damn, thems are some nice titties.
I could see her sucking off a judge or two to sway a few votes, but damn.
I think those are fake...I mean, c'mon...but damn, those are some nice titties...props to the Japanese girl with boobs.

I'd hit it!

Edit - Oh yeah, and Miss Brazil has some huge knockers, also.

[jae hoon]

To bad no one really cares.

[white shadow]

Miss Japan should never had won but I know the legitimacy of this "competition" doesn't matter anyways.

Miss Angola > *

[Biolink]

I was WTF at the selection.

She wasn't even the hottest Asian at the contest.

Ms. Korea>>>>>>>>Ms.Japan

[colguile]

lol

Do you guys remember the miss universe thread from last year? That shit was a fucking classic. All those national costumes.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[spudlyff8fan]

I was rooting for miss Luxembourg.

[JackTenrac!]

To bad no one really cares.

Agreed. How is this really Yellow Fever at work, really? we all know that Miss Uni is mostly judged by what? celebs and they probably didn't care about things like beauty or fevers at all.

...excuse me, I must view this.

...that went well.

[valaris]

Damn Canada got the shaft on this one, where did they dig up that ugly bitch?
And why the fuck is her national Costume a Leafs's jersey?

Also did miss France get run over by a bus?

[JackTenrac!]

Pretty much. I could've chosen one from a club that equated better.

- Miss JA ...well oiled. Iron. Urien.
- Miss. Korea ...yeah.
- Miss Uraguay? ...hmmmm. Mhmmmm. Mmmmmhmmm.

...that went well.

[YellowS4]

Japan > Korea. Bitch can't walk.

The Miss Canada that won it a year or two ago is too beast in person, I should've just raped her when we met =\

edit - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/res0nance/20070528231056300_4.jpg

Korea is absolutely brutal w/out the makeup.

[Buddha's Weapon]

Miss Korea could have probably won if she wasn't so terrible at answering questions.

[Warpticon]

Somebody should've OTG'd Miss USA when she bounced.

[Akelexre]

Miss Angola for the win. That swimsuit photo gives a man ideas.

[Rhio2k]

Damn Canada got the shaft on this one, where did they dig up that ugly bitch?


They tranked and shaved the slimmest yeti they had, then crammed her into a dress and heels.

[m121akuma]

Somebody should've OTG'd Miss USA when she bounced.

It's quotes like this that remind me why I still post here.

[OMG AntiAir Dust]

I remember this thread from last year too. Thanks for posting this as i always miss it. The national costumes are always hilarious too. Quick who had the craziest costume? Go go go......

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/PR-photo-costume.html <-- No she didnt,.....

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/DO-photo-costume.html <-- Dolphin woman?

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/KZ-photo-costume.html <-- ???

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/CH-photo-costume.html <-- ah ha ha.

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/LC-photo-costume.html <-- Cosplay as cell from DBZ?

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/LB-photo-costume.html <-- the pointy hat costume appears to be popular.

[4neqs]

What puzzles me is that Miss USA fell down on stage and she STILL makes the TOP 5? I would think falling down in the middle of the show would pretty much mean disqualification... I thought POISE COUNTS!!!

Miss Philippines tripped in '99 and still got second place

Edit- Ahaha Dominican Republic. Looks like Edea learned Dolphin Blow somehow.

[RaishinX]

Somebody should've OTG'd Miss USA when she bounced.

This will be the sentence that starts my day.

[Mycah Leonhart]

Puerto Rico's National Costume is fuckin' great!!! - I'm just happy it didn't have PR flags everywhere and I admit USA did a good job on her's too.......is she mixed or just a Tanned White Girl?

Also Angola does more for me then 90% of the chicks that were there.

[ChairHome]

The reason that Mexicans booed Miss USA is because they were booing America's immigration laws. I don't think they didn't like the girl personally, I thought she was pretty hot.

[voodazz]

Yeah, too bad this country rarely enforces those laws.

I've heard about ms. USA falling on her ass, but I didn't think it was that bad. ouch.

[io]

miss japan '06 was hotter. remember her crazy sword outfit?

http://www.kurara-chibana.com/jp/photo-gallery.html

[ST Vega]

Agreed. How is this really Yellow Fever at work, really? we all know that Miss Uni is mostly judged by what? celebs and they probably didn't care about things like beauty or fevers at all.

...excuse me, I must view this.

...that went well.


Do you have to put "...that went well." at the end of every post? That tagline is extremely dumb, and annoying to look at.

[DS]

Do you have to put "...that went well." at the end of every post? That tagline is extremely dumb, and annoying to look at.


Joke's old, mac. It's time to move on.

Anyway, those national costumes are always good for a laugh. Uninspired, indeed.

[Hoonyo]

You guys are crazy. This Japanese woman is actually beautiful. She doesn't look like she's 12 years old like other Japanese models.

[AdverseSolutions]

Do you have to put "...that went well." at the end of every post? That tagline is extremely dumb, and annoying to look at.

i agree. please stop.

[JackTenrac!]

...ok this coming from a guy who believes he's a great looking, girly... man with an overdone pedicure. Either it's that or shittingly expensive paperweight of electronic equipment. Or maybe a child manipulating, psychotic fiend. You're better off being a MJ Vega. Ok for OJ, Miss ST Vega?

You all do your business and I'll stick to me being me, thanks. Not you me, or they me. Me me. Me mememememememememememe.... Do Ray Me.. See? me. KTHXBYE.

- Yeah, I like the 2006 compared to the 2007 one. (http://content.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/images/costume/JP.jpg) It's confusing. It's dang crazy.

...that went well.

[Cyric]

miss japan '06 was hotter. remember her crazy sword outfit?

http://www.kurara-chibana.com/jp/photo-gallery.html


I like that Samurai look. She'd be a good char addition for Soul Calibur IV :wgrin:

[Rhio2k]

i agree. please stop.

Well, he *did* use "That WEMT well" once...but I think that was a typo.

[JackTenrac!]

Do you have to put "...that went well." at the end of every post? That tagline is extremely dumb, and annoying to look at.

Well, he *did* use "That WEMT well" once...but I think that was a typo.

:rofl: <3 Rhio. No Homo. No, it was on purpose. I like to mix it up every now and then.

...that wemt well.



...that wouldn't have went that well.



...went well, that.



www.thatwentwell.com/bear?


...that went well.
(^ well, I didn't this time.)

[white shadow]

Miss Angola for the win. That swimsuit photo gives a man ideas.
QFT. BTW does anyone know where there's pics of her from the pageant? I can't seem to find any for some wierd reason.
miss japan '06 was hotter. remember her crazy sword outfit?

http://www.kurara-chibana.com/jp/photo-gallery.html

Wow now she's actually attractive, the costume is pretty cool too.

[Chozen1]

miss japan '06 was hotter. remember her crazy sword outfit?

http://www.kurara-chibana.com/jp/photo-gallery.html

now THAT's HOTT, Would LOVE to have GF like that :looney:

[ST Vega]

...ok this coming from a guy who believes he's a great looking, girly... man with an overdone pedicure. Either it's that or shittingly expensive paperweight of electronic equipment. Or maybe a child manipulating, psychotic fiend. You're better off being a MJ Vega. Ok for OJ, Miss ST Vega?

You all do your business and I'll stick to me being me, thanks. Not you me, or they me. Me me. Me mememememememememememe.... Do Ray Me.. See? me. KTHXBYE.

- Yeah, I like the 2006 compared to the 2007 one. (http://content.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/images/costume/JP.jpg) It's confusing. It's dang crazy.

...that went well.

That made absolutely no sense.

[DoublexxCyclone]

Wow Japanese women are getting hotter every year!!! Koreans too!!!
edit: More Miss Korea plz, cuz you know she's a slut with a name like honey.

[Reno]

funny thing... one of my friends used to work with Miss Chibana. lol There was a lot of ruckus about it when she won because she quit her job shortly before that and everyone was slapping themselves for not going after her

[DoublexxCyclone]

funny thing... one of my friends used to work with Miss Chibana. lol There was a lot of ruckus about it when she won because she quit her job shortly before that and everyone was slapping themselves for not going after her

Those guys lost 50,000,000 man points, no joke.

[4neqs]

That made absolutely no sense.

Welcome to what a lot of us have been trying to tell the 'ol Bear for the the past year or so. He yells at people who diss his outro, iirc. ;_;


...that went well. I think.

[Seta]

Miss China on the other hand... You would think with 1.3 billion people they would have a better chance of finding a hot girl that could actually compete. Communists demonstrating their lack of taste for the 3rd year in a row.

[Plutoburn]

Miss China on the other hand... You would think with 1.3 billion people they would have a better chance of finding a hot girl that could actually compete. Communists demonstrating their lack of taste for the 3rd year in a row.

With the 1 infant policy and everyone wants a son to continue the family, there is a total of 4 woman in China right now.

[R.P.D rookie]

With the 1 infant policy and everyone wants a son to continue the family, there is a total of 4 woman in China right now.

I LOL'd handsomely.

[OMG AntiAir Dust]

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/GT-photo-costume.html <-- I see her sitting on a giant green ET face.

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/GY-photo-costume.html <-- You cant just wrap toilet paper on yourself for a costume.

[blooper]

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/GT-photo-costume.html <-- I see her sitting on a giant green ET face.


thats shuma gorath.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/34/Mshvsf-shuma.jpg

[terracotta]

in other news:
- Miss Norway (http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/NO-photo-swim.html) is half-filipina (http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/NO-interview.html). her (http://dynamic2.philonline.com/home_June_2006/fp060706_b.gif) first name is Kirby (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/Kirbysqsq.png).
- miss korea might've had a nose job (http://photoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com/view/enjoybbs/viewphoto/pstar/208000/20060909115780932336707200.jpg). i'm not sure.. don't quote me there. she also has a cute tummy (http://video.missuniverse.com/missuniverse/movies/vlog/photo/full/05.15.07-006p.jpg).
- miss USA is way too fucking adorable.

[Team Cable]

This year's Miss Universe is solid.

For the most part all of these girls are 50-home run hitters.

But last year's winner, Miss Puerto Rico, she was a fucking 60-home run hitter. So young too (I think she was 18) and believe me I've never seen high school girls who looked like that.

I bet there were niggas forming a line to tax that shit.

Ready for a mouthful: http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-07/25/xinsrc_2020703251244312125172.jpg

Fap material: http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/miss-puerto-rico-1.jpg

More stuff to nut in your pants: http://marcdelange.com/images/miss-universe-2006.jpg

One more for good measure: http://www.elboricua.com/images/ZuleykaRivera_1_.jpg

[Biolink]

Pics of Ms.China anybody?

[ckrazy]

Pics of Ms.China anybody?

eh nothing special about her :/ I know China has a lot better looking then Ms. China that for sure

[DS]

So young too (I think she was 18) and believe me I've never seen high school girls who looked like that.



You must be living in the wrong area. I've seen 16 year old's better looking than that. She ain't all that, and mind you, I'm Puerto Rican.

[Starhammer]

should've been Hyori Lee

Fuck the rest of this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is where shit should've ended!!!!!!!!!!!

-Starhammer-

[JackTenrac!]

No Trindad and Tobago? I'm shocked!

Welcome to what a lot of us have been trying to tell the 'ol Bear for the the past year or so. He yells at people who diss his outro, iirc. ;_;


...that, sir, is bullshit, so in reality. Your new name shall be 4paws because the thumb is still jerking around your pussy. As for dissing: I draw names out of my top hat of ...DOOM! And...

I think.Well, you didn't when you thought about mocking me.

...that went well.

[Emil]

Am I the only one that isn't finding most of these women attractive? I think Saaya Irie would represent Japan better, too bad she isn't old enough.

[YellowS4]

- miss korea might've had a nose job (http://photoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com/view/enjoybbs/viewphoto/pstar/208000/20060909115780932336707200.jpg). i'm not sure.. don't quote me there.

You'd be surprised what she went through. Then again, I wouldn't put it past any other korean girl either.

[Kuya]

Miss Korea could have probably won if she wasn't so terrible at answering questions.

Actually, I was talking with my wife about this (she's korean) and she told me that the translator did a pretty poor job in translating what her answer was. When my wife told me what she said compared to what was translated, I thought Ms Korea should have gone up more in ranking. Can't say much Japan, but I guess it didn't matter :sweat:


Oh, btw, it was awesome that the judge who asked her question was Ando (Kyson Lee - who happens to be korean). Awesome :) I was expecting Hiro (Masi Oka) to teleport in for the Yatta assist :looney:

[dialupsucky]

aya ueto hottest japanese girl.

[Mycah Leonhart]

I'm Puerto Rican.

You are?! - I never knew that.

Also that Ms. PR is not that hot, a lil' in the slim side IMO.

[beatsofdevil]

Miss Korea is so much hotter.

but 2006 Japan was hot too, LOVVVVED her samurai outfit, gives me ideas =]

[goodm0urning]

Am I the only one that isn't finding most of these women attractive?Yes. You are either gay or your standards are hilariously unrealistic.

[white shadow]

Also that Ms. PR is not that hot, a lil' in the slim side IMO.

You're being to civil. She needs to eat a damn sammich.

[akumachan]

Miss argentina looks like a man...


anyway the miss usa fall was too good. and the boo-ing was funny too but expected. but most americans care very little about what mexico thinks.


and miss korea may have been prettier but the pageant is based on mor than looks.

and also when you have women who all look that good competing, im not sure how you choose a winner anyway...

-AC

[Mycah Leonhart]

You're being to civil. She needs to eat a damn sammich.

I can no longer preach the gospel or speak the truth or the whole of SRK will jump on me remember? lol

It's cool for anyone else to say "Too Skinny, Thick Chicks for the Win!" but not me :rofl:

[Saotome Kaneda]

No Trindad and Tobago? I'm shocked!



...that, sir, is bullshit, so in reality. Your new name shall be 4paws because the thumb is still jerking around your pussy. As for dissing: I draw names out of my top hat of ...DOOM! And...

Well, you didn't when you thought about mocking me.
I remember your "burns" being this shitty in a previous Battle Poll. Save us the kbs and stop typing.

[Starhammer]

You must be living in the wrong area. I've seen 16 year old's better looking than that. She ain't all that, and mind you, I'm Puerto Rican.

I have to back Deathscythe up. I've seen quite a few puerto rican hotties, and I have to admit, she wasn't all that. would I bang her ass? yes. but, truth be told, she is NOT the be all, end all of puerto rican ladies I've seen, and I don't even LIVE there!

-Starhammer-

[DragonSama]

I can no longer preach the gospel or speak the truth or the whole of SRK will jump on me remember? lol

It's cool for anyone else to say "Too Skinny, Thick Chicks for the Win!" but not me :rofl:

Well we all know you like women who are in Shape. That Shape being round as a beach ball. I like my girls not to be too skinny but there is a difference between "Shapely" and "Grab you knees baby I need to clear a path through these people and the best way of doing that is to bowl you over everybody like Choji".

Anyways...

Miss Japan winning this year is more due to the backlash the Miss Universe pageant got last year over Miss Japan not winning. Everyone thought Miss Japan had a lot more charm and carried herself better than Miss Pareto Rico. And of course the translator mess up just added fuel to that fire. honestly I knew Miss Japan would win this year no matter what just because of that alone.

Miss China was cute but that was about it. Ms Korea and Ms Japan smoked her in hotness factor though

http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/images/main/CN.jpg
http://content.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/images/swim/CN.jpg
http://content.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/images/costume/CN.jpg
http://content.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/images/gown/CN.jpg
http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/files/CN-interview.html

[l337v1n337]

They look like porn stars from the 80s

[polarity]

Am I the only one that isn't finding most of these women attractive? I think Saaya Irie would represent Japan better, too bad she isn't old enough.

youre creepy as fuck

[CoMpOuNd]

I see no gypsy women... I am sad...

word.

[Mycah Leonhart]

Well we all know you like women who are in Shape. That Shape being round as a beach ball. I like my girls not to be too skinny but there is a difference between "Shapely" and "Grab you knees baby I need to clear a path through these people and the best way of doing that is to bowl you over everybody like Choji".

I've posted up pics of my "flavor of the week" many a time in the "Latin/Black Girls" threads go take a look, no beach balls there dude - Look at the facts before you make a snap judgement just to be cool on SRK of all places, good luck with that Credit Card Debt.