Tose new x-13D Doritos

[MAGUS1234]

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ahh fuck that shit was like a practical joke or something. It tasted like a fuckin Hamburger, but you dont get the textures of an actuall burger. Making chips/crackers that taste like pizza/burger/hotdog/fries never works, so why the fuck do companies keep putting out this shit? It was brutal, im telling you, I would recomend them to people cause they are so bad that its funny/

Dont buy them they are nasty!!!!!

for the lazy

edit, damn how do I edit the title? fuck I bet ppl wont even get past that :(

[10x]

i like em...wouldn't eat em more than once a month though.

[FighterX]

I picked up a few bags of Cool Ranch tonight at the grocery store. I almost got a bag of the new X's by accident. Glad I didn't.

[Rioting Soul]

Now they are just going too far.

[ST Vega]

Damn oppressive chip companies making different flavors that end up failing. We'll eat Nacho and Cooler Ranch forever!

[Jr7891]

My friend threw up after eating a bag. He described it as a hamburger patty slid up someones asscrack like a credit card served on a tofu bun covered in montery jack cheese.

Fuck every Dorito except Spicy Nacho. If that flavor EVER goes away, someone dies.

EDIT: After looking at the ingredients, I hope some vegetarian gets pissed they ate these chips and causes an uproar. The product contains "beef extract" and "beef flavors".

[Tokoyama2000]

shit tastes like tarder sauce to me =[
kinda like a filet-o fish from mc donalds.

[ytwojay]

Fuck every Dorito except Spicy Nacho. If that flavor EVER goes away, someone dies.

Spicy Nacho is good, but Habanero is better. Real talk.

[Rhio2k]

Doritos is fucking up HARD. I knew it when they got rid of Baked Cool Ranch, which is lower in fat and sodium, and WAY better in taste than Baked Nacho...which is almost as bad for you as a regular potato chip, and smells like unwashed feet. Doritos needs to bring back their old flavors, KEEP them out there, then add them to the PERMANENT Baked flavor list.

[Biolink]

IMO Taco flavor is still the best.

http://pcjm.blogspot.com/2006/01/taco-doritos.html

[Vic Viper]

ahh fuck that shit was like a practical joke or something. It tasted like a fuckin Hamburger, but you dont get the textures of an actuall burger.

That's exactly what I was thinking, as soon as I tasted the mustard flavor.

[JackTenrac!]

- ...Habenero is in Canada for a short period of time. My reaction: Why did you Americans keep this to yourselves for so long?! This is sexy in a bag. I ate the entire bag and was hurtin' for the entire day! I actually had to get water for this. It felt like I had Baby Terry Bogard in my stomach, and he pulled a Busta Wolf in it. This is Doritos. This is what Doritos should taste like!

Tandoori Sizzler failed the new Doritos test hard. The commercials are funny, though. It is probably under Sweet Chilli Heat, but better than BBQ and baked Doritos. Healthy, my ass.

...that went well.

[Holy Knight]

Spicy Nacho is good, but Habanero is better. Real talk.

Word, habanero is where its at.

[VEGA_OMEGA]

Dude, how cany anyone not like them. That hamburger taste is the bomb. Especially while you're travleling. It's a hamburger in a bag.

[Rob2_0]

Dude, how cany anyone not like them. That hamburger taste is the bomb. Especially while you're travleling. It's a hamburger in a bag.

the shit is its not gonna taste much like a hamburger. at first i couldnt even tell it was hamburger. at first i couldhave sworn it was popcorn or hot dog.
that shit is nasty

[Shinto]

Fuck every Dorito except Spicy Nacho. If that flavor EVER goes away, someone dies.


For Shizzle my nizzle

[kz0060]

Why do ppl venture off to uncharted territories of flavor. Just stick with kettle cooked mesquite bbq or jalapeno. No one ever eats them and go "Damn. I regret choosing this over rancid burger chips."

[Starhammer]

all the avs in this thread deserve the :tup:

back on topic: I'm glad someone had the guts to eat it. I looked at the bag marked x-13 and just couldn't get past that. I didn't know if you were supposed to eat or put it in a jet's fuel tank. apparently, it would have better use in the fuel tank. :tdown: ranch and nacho flavor forever!!!

-Starhammer-

[FighterX]

Damn oppressive chip companies making different flavors that end up failing. We'll eat Nacho and Cooler Ranch forever!

I've been eating CR since they came out, and I still have no signs of stopping. I'll get tired of them for a little while, but I always go back. :lovin:

Put a few bags in the freezer and there you go.