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MagnetiX
06-02-2007, 03:30 AM
Source -> http://consumerist.com/consumer/let.s-negotiate/sudan-threatens-to-cut-off-the-worlds-supply-of-coca+cola-264968.php


Sudan is not happy about Bush's new economic sanctions. In fact, their ambassador held a weird news conference that Dana Milbank of the Washington Post described as bearing "no relation to reality," in which the ambassador threatened to personally cut off the supply of gum arabic, an important ingredient in soft drinks. John Ukec Lueth Ukec, Sudan's Ambassador, said:

"The United States is the only country saying that what is happening in Darfur is a genocide," Ukec shouted, gesticulating wildly and perspiring from his bald crown. "I think this is a pretext."
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"I want you to know that the gum arabic which runs all the soft drinks all over the world, including the United States, mainly 80 percent is imported from my country," the ambassador said after raising a bottle of Coca-Cola.

A reporter asked if Sudan was threatening to "stop the export of gum arabic and bring down the Western world."

"I can stop that gum arabic and all of us will have lost this," [Ukec] warned anew, beckoning to the Coke bottle. "But I don't want to go that way."

We suspect Mr. Ukec overestimates his negotiating position rather severely. —MEGHANN MARCO

Denying Genocide in Darfur -- and Americans Their Coca-Cola [Washington Post]

:rofl: Holy shit, I didn't know Coke was such a power in negotiation...

AdverseSolutions
06-02-2007, 03:40 AM
let us kill black people or we take away your coke. at least the terms are clear.

Ephidel
06-02-2007, 03:45 AM
This might be a good thing. Coke isn't the best of soft drinks to digest/swallow...

{PFH}-Lake
06-02-2007, 03:52 AM
could care less, all I drink is Dr. Wells, and Dr. pepper.

dog-face
06-02-2007, 03:54 AM
The only reason we have Dr. Pepper is because we let them circumsize women in the Congo.

Seta
06-02-2007, 03:58 AM
let us kill black people or we take away your coke. at least the terms are clear.

ROFL :rofl::rofl:, was thinking along the same lines. As long as they don't get rid of Dr. Pepper, I'm all good.

MagnetiX
06-02-2007, 04:11 AM
let us kill black people or we take away your coke. at least the terms are clear.

lol, y'know, I could see like, riotes or some shit happening cuz of people going crazy cuz they can't have their coke. I don't think the US would have it, certainly not.

jae hoon
06-02-2007, 04:12 AM
This maybe the first time you ever hear the slogan, Coke for Slaves, Coke for Slaves.