So these gay dudes tried to holla at me, so I did this...

[D'Nyc3]

Yea it wasn't like I was in question if he was gay or not.... I mean


1.. I was at west 4th street on my way to nyclan (west 4th street = a safe place for gay people)

2.. The dude was wearing purple stockings with white booty shorts.....

3.. He's straight out gay.


Now the here's my situation.. I was walking down on west 4th street and this dude with his gay friends came to my face a said 'omg I love the shirt and the shoes to match with it' so I said thanks....everything's seems to be col and safe until they all gave me that look....

So 1 of them said 'so where you off too?' I said 'ehhh down the block....' and they offered me to goto this club... I forgot the name I believe it was club steel..... so this is where I have a feeling that they think I'm sweet... so I refused their offer in a instant and told them that I'm good... so they now asking for my number and I'm like 'wow gay people is trying to holla at me' and then I gave them a rejection hotline number......

Ggpo niggerbitches....

So yea I was rockin fresh clothes last night too.

[DS]

Congratulations. You just turned down a gay dude. Welcome to the Lower East Side, where homosexuals run more rampant than the Smurfs in the woods.

[Boleslaw]

Club Steel, where the drinks are hard, and the men are harder


... for other men

[Jr7891]

Thats it? Rejection hotline?

Why not actually hurt their feelings by calling them straight or telling them their purple leggings don't match the white ass shorts?

[Rhio2k]

Welcome to the Lower East Side, where homosexuals run more rampant than the Smurfs in the woods.

:rofl:

[kz0060]

Why didn't you just say no homo? They would've understood.

[Biolink]

:rofl:

Strangely enough,I hear that to be complimented/hit on by a gay dude is like the ultimate compliment.

It's has happend to me before.I don't look down on them or anything,but it is kind of annoying.

You should have went to the club to see what would happen :rofl:

[Mechanica]

Hahah. I was expecting something meaner.

Hahah, I can't even imagine hitting on guys just out in wherever. Your chances are so ridiculously low of them actually not being straight, so I think these gay guys just do it for the amusement now. I think they're like "hey, he's attractive. I know I have no chance with him but let's try because it amuses the fuck out of me."

[Hokuto Shingo]

You should have went to the club to see what would happen :rofl:

Hmm...male on male shirtless dancing maybe?

yes homo

[SRKev]

The correct answer:

"Dipset, Taliban, Fall Back, No Homo, Goooooooooooooooooniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiessssssss! !!!!!!"

*Walks away throwing up 2 peace signs*

[MagnetiX]

I came in here thinking you were gonna suck a gay guy off, then tell him you wanted him to toss your salad and while he was tossing your salad, you farted on his face and laughed at him.
That was what I was expecting.

[shatterstar]

Why didn't you just say no homo? They would've understood.
full of win.

[hold dat]

at my last brokerage firm we used to go to this bar called "Down the hatch" in the village cause it was a 3 block walk from my job. it isnt a gay bar but three gay guys hit on me one day in that bar and i still have nightmares.

the village is crazy cause there's some nice restaurants around there and surprisingly good places to pick up girls like Alibi's and Asylum but goddamn the freaks do come out at night. Gay girls will hit on girls you're walkin with and gay guy will fake being straight to get some lovin lol.

i know not all gay people are like this...its just that the village is a lot more crazier than other gay spots i think

[Hokuto Shingo]

"Down the Hatch" isn't a gay bar? I'd hate to hear what the gay bars are called.

[Biolink]

Gay girls will hit on girls you're walkin with

Straight up,I'd have to knock a dyke out if she ever did that to my girl.That's rude as hell.

[DS]

Straight up,I'd have to knock a dyke out if she ever did that to my girl.That's rude as hell.


Nah, I'd take that as a compliment actually. You're fucking a dime piece that both males AND females want.

On a sidenote: Why the fuck are the butch lesbian partners always overweight? Fuck is up with that? And the Mexican dykes never look as good. It's like they're all busted.

[shatterstar]

"Down the Hatch" isn't a gay bar? I'd hate to hear what the gay bars are called.
^seriously.

there's not too many gay bars in my town but there's just a certain street i'll never walk down or near when i'm downtown on a saturday nite. it's 13th and Jackson, nothin "gay" about that, but for some reason a lot of the crowds that are club hopping are always flooded with that man lovin'. especially this time of the year, College World Series is comin' soon. useually it's the opposite since it's tons of cute ass girls from ASU, LSU, Texas, Florida, UCLA, ect. but i geuss the event still brings out the other crowd. i find it funny that i've never get hit on by the same sex in my hometown but in Dallas it was a completely diffrent story. let's just say you'll never catch shatta on HORD st. ever again..

[Hokuto Shingo]

i find it funny that i've never get hit on by the same sex in my hometown but in Dallas it was a completely diffrent story. let's just say you'll never catch shatta on HORD st. ever again..

And make damn sure you stay away from Oak Lawn

[Sexperienced.]

I came in here thinking you were gonna suck a gay guy off, then tell him you wanted him to toss your salad and while he was tossing your salad, you farted on his face and laughed at him.
That was what I was expecting.

i suggest subscribing to zulu's threads.

[Okazaki III]

You should have hung your cock out of your pants and said: "Can't touch this!" while dancing like MC Hammer. That would be the ultimate cocktease and better than the rejection hotline.

BTW: did you just have the rejection hotline right there and then, from the top of your head?

[shatterstar]

And make damn sure you stay away from Oak Lawn
oh, NOW you tell me...

just playin', i don't even no where that's at. i did'nt even get to shop in Oak Cliff *sp either. i was mainly in North D., West Plano(work), Forest Lane, and sometimes Addison.

[Z!M]

Oak Lawn has some kickass places to eat tho. just go there with a girl and keep her close just in case.

[bill_rizer]

On a sidenote: Why the fuck are the butch lesbian partners always overweight? Fuck is up with that? And the Mexican dykes never look as good. It's like they're all busted.

Im glad you said this, lets face it you only see all the hot lesbians in pornos, from my experience every real world lesbian I see is well fucked up in all departments.

Its like hot lesbians are make belief.

Yea Ive had gay guys hit on me, but who cares, you just tell em you dont swing that way and thats that.

[Biolink]

Nah, I'd take that as a compliment actually. You're fucking a dime piece that both males AND females want.

And the Mexican dykes never look as good. It's like they're all busted.

:rofl:

True that shit.As many as fucking smoking hot Mexican girls you see out here.ALL of the Mexican dykes look busted as hell.

[Zulu]

This thread sucks.

...

Yes homo.

[Rhio2k]

On a sidenote: Why the fuck are the butch lesbian partners always overweight? Fuck is up with that?

Because they're trying as hard as possible to look like guys. In their minds, they ARE guys. Look at your average stereotypical redneck guy: fat/chubby, crude, and has short hair. That's what the dykes try to be.

[Nekoboy Eriku]

Because they're trying as hard as possible to look like guys.

There is such balance in nature.

[Silentness!]

Congratulations. You just turned down a gay dude. Welcome to the Lower East Side, where homosexuals run more rampant than the Smurfs in the woods.

My new sig
___________
Constructive post: Just say no to gay people.

[Dasrik]

I came in here thinking you were gonna suck a gay guy off, then tell him you wanted him to toss your salad and while he was tossing your salad, you farted on his face and laughed at him.
That was what I was expecting.
Of course you were expecting it, that is because you are fucking batshit insane.

[Strider Hiryu]

lol when i was in NY last week we were actually on this street.. And yes, the gays are rampant.

and then i got a hungry and bought a hot dog.

edit: I actually got TWO hot dogs. Couldnt resist those wieners between those buns..


Mmmmmm

[DS]

lol when i was in NY last week we were actually on this street.. And yes, the gays are rampant.

and then i got a hungry and bought a hot dog.

edit: I actually got TWO hot dogs. Couldnt resist those wieners between those buns..


Mmmmmm


:rofl:

Man, I don't even think adding a 'no homo' would save this. At all. That was a c.fierce against 'no homo'. Consider it guardcrushed.

[debs]

its not as bad as christopher st...

[N-Ken]

I came in here thinking you were gonna suck a gay guy off, then tell him you wanted him to toss your salad and while he was tossing your salad, you farted on his face and laughed at him.
That was what I was expecting.


Obviously that's why you clicked on it.

[gemdoom]

son try being a delivery boy around the village i got hit on by many niggas. it all started when i did a delivery at 140-148 west 4th and i went to the apartment dude treated me bad and all and once i actually spoke his eyes widened o.d. omg he must have told his friends or something caz after that almost everytime i do a food delivery around there random gays just look at me and yell things like "want to work at my shop(those porn shops that have leathers,its all around the village) if you need to know how to use it i can try and tell you" omg i wish i could play it off and pretend like just crossed over to here. thankfully ipod shuffle helps ignore them.:sweat:
no homo

[DS]

i did a delivery at 140-148 west 4th

There's your problem right there.

[Robust]

its costs to be the boss, my dude

[hold dat]

Christopher street :sweat::sweat::sweat::sweat::sweat:


they replaced the 3 train with the 1 train around 9/11 and i had to walk to Varick street from Christopher. now that shit was crazy. walking through the gay parade was just a sad day in my life. worst part is i didnt know the date so i just happened to stumble upon the penis fest

i didnt know they made jeans that would fit that tight on a guy. :sweat: gay or not...men are animals lol

[gemdoom]

its costs to be the boss, my dude

:cool:

[Raz0r]

"Down the Hatch" isn't a gay bar? I'd hate to hear what the gay bars are called.

Down the Hatch is one of the most upbeat bars I've ever been to. They have food with drinks and it gets pretty rowdy on Friday nights. Best atomic wings I've ever had, too.

Too bad the head bouncer is the biggets dickhead in all the city. I've never met a bigger prick in my life and I've been to at least half the bars in NYC.

[BBQ]

A few years ago my buddy and I went to downtown Austin to go bar hopping. The end of the night we were walking back to his car when this lifted pick up truck started following us. There was 2 old guys and had that "I wanna fuck you" stare. So when I told my friend, "there's acouple old gays that have been following us." My friend told me to stop walking and then the truck pulled to the side. The driver asked "Hey would you boys like to go to a party?" my friend quickly responded "Will there be women?!" And so the truck sped off and all was well.

[The Green Trench Coat]

Yea it wasn't like I was in question if he was gay or not.... I mean


1.. I was at west 4th street on my way to nyclan (west 4th street = a safe place for gay people)

2.. The dude was wearing purple stockings with white booty shorts.....

3.. He's straight out gay.


Now the here's my situation.. I was walking down on west 4th street and this dude with his gay friends came to my face a said 'omg I love the shirt and the shoes to match with it' so I said thanks....everything's seems to be col and safe until they all gave me that look....

So 1 of them said 'so where you off too?' I said 'ehhh down the block....' and they offered me to goto this club... I forgot the name I believe it was club steel..... so this is where I have a feeling that they think I'm sweet... so I refused their offer in a instant and told them that I'm good... so they now asking for my number and I'm like 'wow gay people is trying to holla at me' and then I gave them a rejection hotline number......

Ggpo niggerbitches....

So yea I was rockin fresh clothes last night too.


Clearly they were turned on by your spelling and grammar.


It happens. West 4th and in the park over there.. you think that was bad? don't ever take a piss in that park bathroom dude. Skanky closet boys come out to play in there.

Christopher street is more so the place where gays are out n full force.

I noticed that theres like this bar close to the path station that has like .. well i guess they would be called "homo-thug(?)" all over the street .. there's always some drama.. and almost always some fist fighting going on .. weird.

[KING]

Yea it wasn't like I was in question if he was gay or not.... I mean


1.. I was at west 4th street on my way to nyclan (west 4th street = a safe place for gay people)

2.. The dude was wearing purple stockings with white booty shorts.....

3.. He's straight out gay.


Now the here's my situation.. I was walking down on west 4th street and this dude with his gay friends came to my face a said 'omg I love the shirt and the shoes to match with it' so I said thanks....everything's seems to be col and safe until they all gave me that look....

So 1 of them said 'so where you off too?' I said 'ehhh down the block....' and they offered me to goto this club... I forgot the name I believe it was club steel..... so this is where I have a feeling that they think I'm sweet... so I refused their offer in a instant and told them that I'm good... so they now asking for my number and I'm like 'wow gay people is trying to holla at me' and then I gave them a rejection hotline number......

Ggpo niggerbitches....

So yea I was rockin fresh clothes last night too.
can't blame yourself if you're fine to gay dudes. :wonder:

[maxx]

can't blame yourself if you're fine to gay dudes. :wonder:

haha seriously..i've been hit on by gay dudes before...thats when you know you look good when both sexes like you.

[Robust]

haha seriously..i've been hit on by gay dudes before...thats when you know you look good when both sexes like you.

nah, gay dudes can tell one of their own; meaning you terry cloth. Heard you're playing both offense AND defense. nah mean?

[Autocrat1]

haha seriously..i've been hit on by gay dudes before...thats when you know you look good when both sexes like you.
Hello, Ladies!

*Val Venis bi-sexual dance*

:confused:

[Mizuki]

I get hit on online. Hey sexy potter, no homo.

[Rhio2k]

A few years ago my buddy and I went to downtown Austin to go bar hopping. The end of the night we were walking back to his car when this lifted pick up truck started following us. There was 2 old guys and had that "I wanna fuck you" stare. So when I told my friend, "there's acouple old gays that have been following us." My friend told me to stop walking and then the truck pulled to the side. The driver asked "Hey would you boys like to go to a party?" my friend quickly responded "Will there be women?!" And so the truck sped off and all was well.

Damn...like you whipped out a chunk of kryptonite or something.

[Biolink]

Would have been funny if they would have said "Yeah".

[tsumi]

too many words, just kick him in the fuck and thow his ass in a dumpster

fucking gribsbe ass nigers

[maxx]

nah, gay dudes can tell one of their own; meaning you terry cloth. Heard you're playing both offense AND defense. nah mean?

wtf? gay dudes aren't like friggen wolves and can sniff one of their own out of a pack.

Autocrat1: i loled at that...good one.

[ckrazy]

I just have 1 question how do you know the number to the rejection hotline?

[R.P.D rookie]

Am I the only one who's getting a pretty good sized banner ad on the side of the screen for "realjock.com" gay fitness community?:wonder:

EDIT: Well it disappeared once I posted but while I was viewing this thread, on the lefthand side of the screen there was a screen long banner.


2nd Edit: I just refreshed the page and it's back again. I'm assuming that because of the words in this thread, the website picks up on those and plugs in ads based off certain words? *shrugs*

I just find it ironic a gay ad is in this thread

[maxx]

Am I the only one who's getting a pretty good sized banner ad on the side of the screen for "realjock.com" gay fitness community?:wonder:

EDIT: Well it disappeared once I posted but while I was viewing this thread, on the lefthand side of the screen there was a screen long banner.


2nd Edit: I just refreshed the page and it's back again. I'm assuming that because of the words in this thread, the website picks up on those and plugs in ads based off certain words? *shrugs*

I just find it ironic a gay ad is in this thread

buhaha..i'm gettin that ad too. weird i thought mozilla blocks these ads.

[Dander]

bondage

gay sex

find a date in your area today.




excuse me guys just trying to mess with the ads that come up.

[Ali M]

Whats up with these gay ad's suddenly appearing on my screen?? :confused:

[catchafire]

Hahah. I was expecting something meaner.

Hahah, I can't even imagine hitting on guys just out in wherever. Your chances are so ridiculously low of them actually not being straight, so I think these gay guys just do it for the amusement now. I think they're like "hey, he's attractive. I know I have no chance with him but let's try because it amuses the fuck out of me."

and when they end up sprawled of the floor w/ holes in their cabbage is it still fun and amusing?

[hanz0]

Am I the only one who's getting a pretty good sized banner ad on the side of the screen for "realjock.com" gay fitness community?:wonder:

EDIT: Well it disappeared once I posted but while I was viewing this thread, on the lefthand side of the screen there was a screen long banner.


2nd Edit: I just refreshed the page and it's back again. I'm assuming that because of the words in this thread, the website picks up on those and plugs in ads based off certain words? *shrugs*

I just find it ironic a gay ad is in this thread

mua hahahahaa:rofl: i see i just noticed that too :rofl:

[Biolink]

Whats up with these gay ad's suddenly appearing on my screen?? :confused:

That bigass pic has been there for me since this morning.I'm guessing like Kuroda said,it is probably based off of the thread words.

[Rioting Soul]

If only they were all Shang Tsung...

I'm very bad at picking up "signals" so I'm only slighty certain that I was recently hit on by a homosexual guy. I'm not sure how to deal with the situation, mainly since I'm bad at rejecting ppl and he seems to be a cool dude. I guess, considering how I carry myself online, it could have been safe to assume I was gay? I think I'll deal with it the same way I deal with everything, poorly.

[The Epidemic]

and when they end up sprawled of the floor w/ holes in their cabbage is it still fun and amusing?

you sound just like my brother right now:lol: he says the same damn thing pretty much.

-anyway, i think i was hit on by a dude two times b4. The first incident was when i was at this bar with couple of my boys in sono...and i went to the bathroom and as i was takin a piss, this dude comes to the urinal right next to me to piss. (while there was like 4 others open:annoy:) Now im kinda drunk and i notice from the corner of my eye that this dude is lookin at my cock. He then trys to gauge a conversation with me after im done about my mets fitted and how i look like a creamy jose reyes. I didnt even know what to say after that so i just ran out the bathroom, talkin to any random broad i saw to counteract his homo-ness.

-the other occasion was when me and my girl were out in sb and this flamboyant gay dude tryed the hell out of me by asking, "can she handle yooouu?" I wanted to jaw him but my girl was tuggin my arm telling me to "lets go!"

[DoublexxCyclone]

Why didn't you just say no homo? They would've understood.

Wins thread:rofl:

[RockBogart]

Leaving in Baltimore a while back I saw some shit. Lets say your in the business district and you see like the Myrill Lynch building or some shit. Across the damn street is the Porno store, Porno Theater, all the gay joints, and people turning tricks. Shit was hilarious. And then in Richmond there is this place called Cary Town downtown. Never saw so many trannies in one spot until i moved downtown for college. Its all good though cause gay couples tip way more than anyone ever should when they go out to eat.

[Rhio2k]

Whenever a homosexual is giving you unwanted attention, just ask yourself "What would Duddits do?" (http://www.rhio2k.com/miscmedia/Duddits_no_homo.mpg). Then handle yo' business...and not his.

[DrumlinerJoe]

hmm... most straight dudes I know would just say "No thanks, I'm straight."

Just putting that thought out there.

[Silentness!]

Am I the only one who's getting a pretty good sized banner ad on the side of the screen for "realjock.com" gay fitness community?:wonder:

EDIT: Well it disappeared once I posted but while I was viewing this thread, on the lefthand side of the screen there was a screen long banner.


2nd Edit: I just refreshed the page and it's back again. I'm assuming that because of the words in this thread, the website picks up on those and plugs in ads based off certain words? *shrugs*

I just find it ironic a gay ad is in this thread

wait why don't you have a premium skin? You like looking at the ads???

[thurst]

i used to go to NYU and combined with living in the village, you can imagine the gay stories...

[Rhio2k]

hmm... most straight dudes I know would just say "No thanks, I'm straight."

Just putting that thought out there.

I think most of the guys here have enough experience with unwanted gay come-ons to know that using that line only prompts further pursuit and the response "That's just because you haven't tried it with the right person.", implying that THEY are supposedly the one dude in the world who can make you "change lanes" with their ass-pounding skills. If you reject them in a firm to harsh manner, you assure them you aren't simply playing ding-dong dodge (hard to get). Besides, what are they gonna do, knock you out and rape you? :rofl:...wait...

[BornAgainCommunist]

In that situation, i would have at least gotten some drugs from them first.

[DrumlinerJoe]

I think most of the guys here have enough experience with unwanted gay come-ons to know that using that line only prompts further pursuit and the response "That's just because you haven't tried it with the right person.", implying that THEY are supposedly the one dude in the world who can make you "change lanes" with their ass-pounding skills. If you reject them in a firm to harsh manner, you assure them you aren't simply playing ding-dong dodge (hard to get). Besides, what are they gonna do, knock you out and rape you? :rofl:...wait...

Well I was referring to the fact that the original poster didn't bother to go harsh, but gave non-commital answers, then a phone # (however phony). Just seemed like more work than necessary rather than just saying "I'm straight no thanks."

And yeah it does kinda suck, I been come on to by pushy chicks who won't take no for an answer so yeah had to start getting harsh and shit. Dumbasses either way.

[R.P.D rookie]

wait why don't you have a premium skin? You like looking at the ads???

Premium skin?! What's that? And if I can get it, will be able to overcome my lazziness and use it?

[TheSix]

.....thank god I got ads blocked.

Can only imagine what you are talking about.

[Silentness!]

Premium skin?! What's that? And if I can get it, will be able to overcome my lazziness and use it?

bottom left corner of your browser you can change SRK skin types. There are premium ones that show no ads and gives you more room to see messages and no ads.

[Mechanica]

wtf? gay dudes aren't like friggen wolves and can sniff one of their own out of a pack.

Some of 'em have such strong gaydar force that they basically can.

[merdoc]

son try being a delivery boy around the village i got hit on by many niggas. it all started when i did a delivery at 140-148 west 4th and i went to the apartment dude treated me bad and all and once i actually spoke his eyes widened o.d. omg he must have told his friends or something caz after that almost everytime i do a food delivery around there random gays just look at me and yell things like "want to work at my shop(those porn shops that have leathers,its all around the village) if you need to know how to use it i can try and tell you" omg i wish i could play it off and pretend like just crossed over to here. thankfully ipod shuffle helps ignore them.:sweat:
no homo

:rofl::rofl::rofl: oh lord :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ytwojay]

So this gay dude tried to holla at me, so I did this...

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2779/nohomosp9.jpg

EDIT: Apparently I misread "stockings" as "skirt." My bad~

[Pinion]

*SNIP*

Buwahahahahaha!

Considering I know you person I actually wish I was there to watch all of this go down and see your facial reaction play by play.

Now answer honestly Dwayne? Would you have gone if they had a bag of the high quality gummy bears? :rofl:

[TS]

I was walking home once, it was like midnight or something. Some guy points towards an apartment complex and says "if you're gay, I know some people over here you can fuck with." I say no, and he's like "are you sure?"

Fuck you. What kind of fucking question is that. Like I was gonna go "OH WAIT, I AM GAY, MY BAD. I'M GAY ON THURSDAYS, LIKE NBC."

Coincidentally, I got hit on by a tall black crossdresser about a week ago on my way home from work...also about midnight. Though on a different side of town.

.....thank god I got ads blocked.

Can only imagine what you are talking about.

Wonder no more.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/tsdcs/non-gaming/wtfguy.jpg

[Kid Wonder]

"old gays"
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Good story, nontheless.

I've had a gay dude hit on me before. Luckily, my sweeter lookin friend came up, so I pawned them off on each other.

[T-Kimura]

The correct answer:

"Dipset, Taliban, Fall Back, No Homo, Goooooooooooooooooniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiessssssss! !!!!!!"

*Walks away throwing up 2 peace signs*

i would've done that

[kyored]

There use to be a porno shop at the edge of my old hood (before our mayor burned it down, my friend's house use to be right behind it.) and gay men would be going in doing their ''thing''inside and circling around the hood looking to pick someone up. At times u can just tell them ''no I'm straight'' and they would just go on and then there would be some that would just keep harassing you trying to get rough. 1 time me and a friend was walking from the corner store a gay guy pulls up and says's looking at me:

guy:''hey baby, need a ride come on and get in'' (licking his lips)

me: ''hell no, I don't swing that way.''

guy: ''you don't have to front because your friend is with you. Come on get in.''

me: ''What? Man u need 2 rise the hell up and roll.'' *he drives off*

Later I'm leaving my friend's house about 2 am alone I'm alittle tipsy. The same gay guy pulls up with 3 more guys with him.

one guy: ''yeah he looks real cute, I'm have taste some of that.''

another guy: ''man I feel like raping something tonight.''

the last guy is just rubbing his nipples looking at me..

me: (looking very angry) ........:mad:

The driver then starts 2 make gestures with his mouth and his hand like he was sucking on my wood. So I look at him and I started shaking my head ''yes'' while slowly reaching into my pants. All of them got excited and started staring harder...

I reached in and pulled out my................................. 9 and bust 2 shots in the air then said:

me: ''FU*K NO i'M NOT GAY. NOW GET THE FU*K OUT OF HERE MOTHERFU@KER BEFORE I BUST THIS DEEP UP IN ALL YALL'S A$$..'' *fires off 2 more shots*:annoy:

They sped off and I haven't had any other problems out of them since.:tup:

[FreddyL0c0]

and im the re-incarnation of Elvis

[SFFanatic]

Stuc2k

LOL no

[kyored]

and im the re-incarnation of Elvis

hello Elvis how's it going.:wonder: weather your gay or straight where I'm from there r alot of dangerous/crazy people around and they will snatch, rob, shoot, and stab u with out a second thought just for nothing at all so you would all always have to watch your back regardless of who it is...:nunchuck:

[RushedDown]

Hmm...male on male shirtless dancing maybe?

yes homo


the blue oyster from police academy pooped into my head lol

[white shadow]

Wow imagine how the world would be if girls were as confident and horny as gay guys?

[Boleslaw]

some awesome stufz

is this this "Thuggin Love" that I keep hearing about?

[DragonSama]

I’ve only had this happen to me twice in my life.

The first time I was working in a store call “Famous Barr” It was the mid-west equivalent of May’s/Foley’s /Macy’s. Anyways I worked in the young Men’s department where they have Levi’s Jeans, Boss, ect.. This dude is shopping around picked up some stuff and took it to the register. He told me that he was from out of town and was staying over the weekend, He then asked be if I knew of any good Bars/Clubs so I tell him of a couple of places that I know of. He then asked “so which one of these are you going to be at tonight?” I got what was happening at that point and told him “I’m not going out tonight I’m staying at home with my girlfriend” He turned white as a KKK member and paid for his stuff and left.

The other time was in the bathroom at the Airport. Some tall dude using the pisser next to me looks down over the little dividing wall and while I was in mid stream said “you have a very nice cock.” To which I told him “umm.. thanks my wife says that all the time” From now on I refuse to use urinals.

No Richard Simmons.

[The Green Trench Coat]

There use to be a porno shop at the edge of my old hood (before our mayor burned it down, my friend's house use to be right behind it.) and gay men would be going in doing their ''thing''inside and circling around the hood looking to pick someone up. At times u can just tell them ''no I'm straight'' and they would just go on and then there would be some that would just keep harassing you trying to get rough. 1 time me and a friend was walking from the corner store a gay guy pulls up and says's looking at me:

guy:''hey baby, need a ride come on and get in'' (licking his lips)

me: ''hell no, I don't swing that way.''

guy: ''you don't have to front because your friend is with you. Come on get in.''

me: ''What? Man u need 2 rise the hell up and roll.'' *he drives off*

Later I'm leaving my friend's house about 2 am alone I'm alittle tipsy. The same gay guy pulls up with 3 more guys with him.

one guy: ''yeah he looks real cute, I'm have taste some of that.''

another guy: ''man I feel like raping something tonight.''

the last guy is just rubbing his nipples looking at me..

me: (looking very angry) ........:mad:

The driver then starts 2 make gestures with his mouth and his hand like he was sucking on my wood. So I look at him and I started shaking my head ''yes'' while slowly reaching into my pants. All of them got excited and started staring harder...

I reached in and pulled out my................................. 9 and bust 2 shots in the air then said:

me: ''FU*K NO i'M NOT GAY. NOW GET THE FU*K OUT OF HERE MOTHERFU@KER BEFORE I BUST THIS DEEP UP IN ALL YALL'S A$$..'' *fires off 2 more shots*:annoy:

They sped off and I haven't had any other problems out of them since.:tup:

Had to be twinks.

Bears will "woof" or "Grrr" at you.. then we're over it. Unless you give some play ..
You'll run into bears at the end of christopher street in nyc by the water... You'll know when you're there.

[Rhio2k]

another guy: ''man I feel like raping something tonight.''


Damn...real life Hand Banana...

[Dasrik]

Bears will "woof" or "Grrr" at you.. then we're over it.
I'm a little disturbed at the fact you decided to use the word "we're" instead of "they're".

[Boleslaw]

I'm a little disturbed at the fact you decided to use the word "we're" instead of "they're".

Check his title, he is the real motherfuckin deal.

[Shinto]

Wonder no more.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/tsdcs/non-gaming/wtfguy.jpg

:rofl::rofl:

A old lady tried to hit on me but I don't think it could touch this......

[Brutal-R]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvN9HAEyaMc

[The Green Trench Coat]

I'm a little disturbed at the fact you decided to use the word "we're" instead of "they're".

<-- is a bear. (large gay guy / godless killing machine)

[Azagtoth]

<-- is a bear. (large gay guy / godless killing machine)

And how!

On topic: I see it like this. If any gay guy keeps pursuing after you break the news that you're straight, they pretty much deserve whatever humiliation comes to them for being too retarded to take no for an answer. Same for both sexes, really.

[Brutal-R]

And how!

On topic: I see it like this. If any gay guy keeps pursuing after you break the news that you're straight, they pretty much deserve whatever humiliation comes to them for being too retarded to take no for an answer. Same for both sexes, really.

Agreed. If you aren't intrested, you aren't intrested! Why some people won't take no for an answer is beyond me. But then there is always the stairs.... and if they survive you could always ask 'are you ok?....'