Hooking up with Fat Chicks

[SlayerofBodom]

Inspired by this discussion;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUzvmJUNQSY

Focus-

What stories do you have about fucking fat chicks? Is it a common occurence, something you like, or does it only occur after becoming black-out drunk?

Funny stories appreciated.

[ST Vega]

Yawn.

[ytwojay]

Wow this thread immediately has a 1-star rating hahah

[Manx]

Yeah, one star. We DONT need pics. :tdown:

[EVARGNUG]

:rofl:

The lady was talkin' about how most chicks' body types aren't how Hollywood depicts them; that in reality there's an "average" category that most women fall into

THEN BAM!!! 0:59 <--- shit caught me offgaurd

I was like, I hope by "average" you don't mean cattle

- GG -

[SlayerofBodom]

I thought it would be amusing to see if anyone actually had the balls and humility to tell a funny story about getting ridiculously drunk and waking up next to a whale after reading all the fucking liars/virgins in the other thread saying they wouldn't sleep with a legitimately hot girl.

Guess not.

However, that being said, the video is fucking hilarious, regardless of whether you're a disingenous asshole or not.

[Manx]

I didn't have to get drunk to do it. I just got horny. Never again. :tup:

[TheSix]

....I want the 2 minutes I actually sat through back. It would have been funny if the black guy was Moony(or whatever his name is from Chappelle Show).

[ArcadeFire]

I've been with a few chubby chicks...yeah =/

[Son Them All]

Fat chicks are EXTREMELY horny, and by extremely I mean they are in the same class as men. Think about it, average to hot looking chicks can get dick WHENEVER WHEREVER the fuck they want to. It's harder for most men, and as a result men hunt for sex with more passion than women. Fat women however, are more like men, when it comes to sex because it's not readily available to them so most of the time they don't have a "woman" mentality about getting sex. Turns them into man hungry cow whores. They give great head, and those pudgy hands strokin your meat feels FANTASTIC....

[RockBogart]

Fat chicks are EXTREMELY horny, and by extremely I mean they are in the same class as men. Think about it, average to hot looking chicks can get dick WHENEVER WHEREVER the fuck they want to. It's harder for most men, and as a result men hunt for sex with more passion than women. Fat women however, are more like men, when it comes to sex because it's not readily available to them so most of the time they don't have a "woman" mentality about getting sex. Turns them into man hungry cow whores. They give great head, and those pudgy hands strokin your meat feels FANTASTIC....

A fat chick could get dick way before an avg to moderately attractive dude would get pussy. Its just a fact of life. I father told me something when i was about 12 that holds true to this day. He said "No matter what a woman looks like, as long as she has a working pussy she should never be broke."

[Taichi]

you want your dick sucked, start buyin' shots for the fat chick.

ten times outta ten you'll get blown.

I ain't frontin', every hot bitch has a fat friend that looks just as fuckin' good once you've got eight or nine drinks in you, and is 60% more likely to give you 110% in bed.

they have no personality, and they love attention, what they lack in looks and social grace, they make up for by being merciless fuck monkeys.

[Dasrik]

This bald black idiot is a moron.

If you care about what others think of the people you hang out with, you just need to fucking die, and that's all there is to it.

edit: If you're going to take the cop-out sissy shit "He's just acting" response here, I'll address you in the morning.

[SNAAAAKE]

I had sex with a fat girl..it was allright..but I was also drunk so it didnt really bother me..fat chick can suck a dick though..the one I was with was did it for like half hour straight and wanted more :sweat:

[blooper]

lol. theres alot of understanding when youre with a fat chick.. you need to understand alot about physics and geometry.

chubby chicks(+)
fat chicks(-)

ive dated chubby chicks before. its alright with me. those women in the video are fat.

[Shade]

I haven't had sex with an overweight chick yet, although I would like too. And not rotund, but a girl with a little more meat on her bones than the average chick I date. Like that cute chick who just won American Idol. Point blank, there's alot of attractive woman who aren't necessarily a size 0. It's the obese woman that turn me off.

Also, I thought this thread was about Mycah's woman, again.

[Taichi]

I don't have a problem fucking fat chicks, and here's why....

I go out with friends, they're all trying to score with the same hot chick.

meanwhile, I'm buying drinks for the big girl that skinny girl is with.

guess who's getting their dick wet?, usually only two of us, and sometimes only me.

ain't no shame in fucking a buffalo, when some people ain't gettin' fucked at all.

[Ouroborus]

it gets funnier at 7:18

[10x]

Fat chicks aren't really as fun to fuck...atleast in my experience. Although while drunk...that's another story.

[m00b]

There's nothing wrong with a size 10 (I think that was the size they mentioned in the vid), but those chicks are freakin' large... I don't like girls to be skin and bones. Slender would be a better word.

[pherai]

Something I've noticed about fatties is that they tend to be more confident than their hotter counterpart. I think its due to the fact that dudes go after fat chicks because they know its an easy lay, but the fat chicks just think its cause they're hot.

Also, just because the average woman is some nasty gluttonous fatass doesn't mean that should be acceptable.

[Septimus Prime]

All I'll say is this: "More cushion for the pushin'" is a flat-out lie.

[Colt Steele]

In my experience fat chicks suck better dick because they actually watch porn.

[Biolink]

I've flirted with a few chubby cheeks before.

I have a limit as to how fat they can be though.

Speaking from experience when I got drunk for the first time last Friday I definetly got the feeling that if I was in the right enviroment I wouldn't care what the girl looked like as long as I got some pussy from her.

Kind of reminds me of that scene in Beer Fest when the dude wakes up to Monique thinking he fucked a hot girl and said that he knew all along :rofl:

[Thongboy Bebop]

I can't be with chicks that are too skinny, my junk gets all bruised up. Chicks with no asses cut your pelvis all up with their bony asses, I dunno how anyone ever puts up with that.

Not that I like fatties, I'm from Los Angeles, we don't put up with that shit. I'm just sayin', girls get TOO skinny and it's a logistical nightmare. Serious pain.

N

[white shadow]

Not my cup of lard.

But I can't hate for the ones feening for an easy catch.

[Black Chanler]

the titty-fuck from a fat chick is great, cause you can sit on them bitches. Skinny girls usually cant handle that.

[Hoonyo]

i was expecting some larger women judging from some of the responses in this thread. my fat threshold must be different. i'd fuck that jessie chick but not toby though. i didn't bother watching the rest of the video after the 1-minute mark so i don't know if there are supposed to be more fat chicks.

[MagnetiX]

rofl, I remember my friend Steven hooked up with this fat bitch named Brooke...OMFG. Oddest couple...ever. A kid that weighed 130-140 was hooking up with atleast a 300 pounder...dear lord.

[JackTenrac!]

...lol @ TOBIE.

- to each his own.

- Lindsay Douglas == BEARQUAL!

...that went well.

[MOD]

see how arrogant those bitches are?

fuck them, i mean seriously. The point he tries to make is, if any guy actually wants to date them, the are settling. And my settling I mean they themselves are blind and mildly retarded.

[debs]

^so its arrogant to think that you aren't being settled on?:confused:
what if someone was like, "by dating MOD, you're settling because _____."
i know you'd be heated and voice your opinion.

anyway, tobie looked better than jesse. i mean...at least tobie looked female. anyway, fuck no to both women.

the guy in the vid is very shallow. dude might as well ask his friends who he should date and if they find who he's with acceptable. what part of the game is that? date who you want to date, not who you think other ppl approve of. grow some balls. he set himself up for failure by agreeing to talk about that topic with 3 women on the show, two of which are overweight.

we all have our preferences and he has his opinion, no matter how stupid he sounds sharing his on camera.

remember, everybody being talked about is human and has feelings. ppl talk about overweight ppl like they're sub human and shit. IMHO, some, SOME of them are pretty...pretty face, etc. but yeah, parts of some of them disgust me, mainly the gut, but that doesn't mean that i should shit on them every chance i get. some things are better left unsaid.

as for fucking them, yeah, i've fucked a few. also, like it was already stated in this thread, some of them are arrogant because a lot of guys gas them up because they have a pussy...you know what? guys go for anything with a pussy. many of them are gassed up into thinking that they're the shit despite their size. you got fat women talking about they're thick. the fuck outta here.

**fucking a thinner female is better than fucking a fat one because you can do more**

anyway, i like my women in between skinny and fat. lemme find a pic..

[ShawnLoganownzu]

why do fat chicks suck dick?

because they have to.


on that note, i hooked up with a girl considered overweight because she had 2 tongue piercings.. thats my excuse :D

[Arsenal]

Definitely a difference between thick, chubby, fat, and morbidly obese. Thick and chubby are A-OK. Fat and morbidly obese aren't where it's at. At least not in the purest physical sense.

[MOD]

^so its arrogant to think that you aren't being settled on?:confused:
what if someone was like, "by dating MOD, you're settling because _____."
i know you'd be heated and voice your opinion.




lemme just clear this up for you, people can have their reasons for whatever. But being in some physical shape and smelling nice are obvious like hell. The only thing worse than a fat chick is a smelly fat chick that refuses to recognize that she is fat.

[Arsenal]

The only thing worse than a fat chick is a smelly fat chick that refuses to recognize that she is fat.

sigged. too good to pass up.

[Xero Kaiser]

you got fat women talking about they're thick

You've also got skinny women acting like they're thick.

There needs to be some kind of seminar on this shit so we can get these women straightened out

[Gorehound]

Fat Chicks are nasty, same with Skeleton Chicks!

I prefer slim-middle to middle size chicks :tup:

[white shadow]

What I've always found intriguing is that many fat women actually are attracted to those buff muscular alphamales that are a complete contrast to their rotund overtly viscous figures.

I guess if they tried to go with fat men their size anything beyond foreplay would be like a trailer for a new Mission Impossible movie.

[Shadow Ace 50]

Fat Chicks are nasty, same with Skeleton Chicks!

I prefer slim-middle to middle size chicks :tup:

amen..my chic has to have some meat though...i hate skinny bitches and i hate small tidy chics

throw some d's on that bitch

i want a smart chic with a stupid ass

[Shade]

I guess if they tried to go with fat men their size anything beyond foreplay would be like a trailer for a new Mission Impossible movie.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[samB]

Dude its like youd be fuckin a whale. Discusting IMO. But yea I have enough respect for them as a person.

[voodazz]

I don't mind dating a 'chubby' girl as long as she doesnt have:
- a gut
- cankles
- a mall scooter
- a flat ass

[HeaT]

A fat chick could get dick way before an avg to moderately attractive dude would get pussy. Its just a fact of life.

you are delusional...

im outi

Roberth

[Team Cable]

Those two girls in the vid are acceptable. Like the nigga was saying, I wouldn't date them, but they are definitely one-night stand material.

[Taichi]

okay, I ain't gonna climb flesh mountain to get my dick wet, but yeah, medium sized girls are pretty good.

[Night]

Those two girls in the vid were hittable enough. In a "fuck or fap" situation, I'd pick fuck.

[J-ride]

I don't mind dating a 'chubby' girl as long as she doesnt have:
- a gut
- cankles
- a mall scooter
- a flat ass

I concur. Especially if she has big round breasts. Also her being a nice girl and not a stuck up bitch will also help her quite a bit.

[Silentness!]

Hooking up with fat girls.... no
Screwing fat girls and then leaving... YES! :looney:

[debs]

what i don't like are the big women with broad shoulders, big titties and no ass or hips.

...they look like an upside down triangle.

[voodazz]

Hooking up with fat girls.... no
Screwing fat girls and then leaving... YES! :looney:

Isn't that the definition of hooking up or is that the point?:confused:

[Azagtoth]

I love how almost everyone in here is under the impression that going for fat chicks is some like some form of defeat, and I'm here to say that's pretty much bullshit. I'm pretty much the exact opposite of that idea: I can't go for skinny/slender/thin people at all.

Adam Warlock knows whats up. Fat chicks are the shit. No chub, no love.

[SNAAAAKE]

I love how almost everyone in here is under the impression that going for fat chicks is some like some form of defeat.

for most guys, yes it is a defeat. I am doing a fat chick because I couldnt get a thin(automatically better) one. if I had the choice, I'd def go with the skinny one. of course thats for MOST people. adam warlock and mycah is different story :arazz:

[Azagtoth]

for most people, yes it is a defeat. I am doing a fat chick because I cant get a normal size(automatically better) one. if I had a choice, I'd def go with the skinny one. of course thats for MOST people. adam warlock and mycah is different story :arazz:

Why would you do that though? I wouldn't settle for a thin person (IE something I earnestly don't like) at all, so I just don't understand that mentality.

I'm surprised either haven't posted yet actually.

[Ali M]

Yo fat chicks can get dicked too holla.

[SNAAAAKE]

well..sometimes its either fap or fuck and I'd take a fat girl over my left hand(right for some of you haha)

[Lilman]

Fuck thin bitches. Y do i want a girl i can break in half in bed? And chubby chicks give GREAT head.

[DS]

Fat chicks have the easier entry-way in the mouth because the fat is too busy blocking her pussy. You'd need an atlas to make your way to that pussy.

[bill_rizer]

You'd need an atlas to make your way to that pussy.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Xero Kaiser]

Why would you do that though? I wouldn't settle for a thin person (IE something I earnestly don't like) at all, so I just don't understand that mentality.

I'm surprised either haven't posted yet actually.

How fat are we talking here? Because I've seen some dudes drool over 400+ pound whales and I'm sorry, but there's not enough viagra in the world that could keep me up after seeing some blatantly obese mountain of wrinkles and folds take her clothes off. There's nothing sexy about being a quarter-pounder away from a heart attack

[RyuHikaru]

Fat chicks have the easier entry-way in the mouth because the fat is too busy blocking her pussy. You'd need Google Maps to make your way to that pussy.

fixed

[Azagtoth]

How fat are we talking here? Because I've seen some dudes drool over 400+ pound whales and I'm sorry, but there's not enough viagra in the world that could keep me up after seeing some blatantly obese mountain of wrinkles and folds take her clothes off. There's nothing sexy about being a quarter-pounder away from a heart attack

Personal aesthetics. Not everyone is attracted to and/or turned off by the same things. I like people anywhere from just chubby to pretty damn big, but I don't like thin people, and I'd much rather fap in a fuck or fap situation that let a thin person get it. Call me spoiled. =P

I've dated bigger girls since middle school, and I used to get made fun of A LOT for it, but I likes what I likes.

[Million]

That vid was interesting....I'd hit the one of the right.(the white girl looked like one of those Barney Rubble/Ram Man from He-man cartoon body types...which is simply not attractive in any way to me.) She happens to look like a girl I had a crush on wayyyyy back in kindergarten...and yes, that was the one and only fat girl I had a crush on in all my school years.

Anyway, I haven't actively sought out a "fat" chick. I haven't sought out anyone in a long time, but of course getting to another topic I've ranted on a 100 times over now.

The women in the video were slightly delusional though, perhaps to save face. There's no way they would get hit on as much as girls who just happen to look like Beyonce or Tamia, or Salma, Halle, etc. etc. (or even bland/boring skinny types like Sarah Michelle Gellar) Of course they still get action/attention, sure...but it wouldn't be on that level.

in terms of men vs. women...I'd still say an ugly woman would get significantly more attention and come-ons than any ugly man. It's silly to think otherwise.

Random---the sexiest "fat" woman ever in the history of the world is Toccara from a few seasons ago on America's Next Top Model. http://www.jonmega.com/gallery/download/80766-1/Toccara+Jones+-+King+Mag+2006+-+01.jpg http://images.google.com/images?q=Toccara&hl=en&um=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title <--that doesn't really even do it justice. That woman has to be seen in motion to be believed. I'd bust thru brick walls like a perverted Kool-Aid man to hit that.

[Lilman]

How fat are we talking here? Because I've seen some dudes drool over 400+ pound whales and I'm sorry, but there's not enough viagra in the world that could keep me up after seeing some blatantly obese mountain of wrinkles and folds take her clothes off. There's nothing sexy about being a quarter-pounder away from a heart attack

Whoa 400+ is crazy. Thats to big. Im talking thick girls with meat on her bones. http://www.jonmega.com/gallery/downl...+2006+-+01.jpg. DOES VERY NICELY. GOTT DAYUUM!! Theres a limit to big for me, but ill never fuck a Paris Hilton shaped bitch.

[orka]

congrats, you're a step closer to catching aids

[Alzarath]

Linky no worky.

[Zachman]

Fat chicks do nothing for me.

[blooper]

Linky no worky.
lol @ your av. it looks like RoninChaos but not as black jk. where is that guy?!

[Taichi]

If I was starting a harem, I'd go with skinny chicks, because I couldn't afford to feed more than two fat bitches at a time.

Now, if I was building a stable (and I mean an actual fucking stable, not a whore-pool), and they wanted to eat oats, I'd be happy to provide, but otherwise, fuck that noise.

come back to me when you've shed the eqivalent of two third graders.

[pherai]

Why would you do that though? I wouldn't settle for a thin person (IE something I earnestly don't like) at all, so I just don't understand that mentality.

I doubt you'll ever have to settle for a thin girl after a night of failed chubby chasing.

[{PFH}-Lake]

fat chicks have no self control so thats a no go for me.

[Ali M]

lol @ your av. it looks like RoninChaos but not as black jk. where is that guy?!

what you know bout brown paper bag money?? wanna hustle hard?? meet him in room two twenty-two.

[MuD]

My brother is into fat chicks. Almost targets them. Or rather, i guess the word got out that he's down and they seek him out. But now, they see me, and know he's down, and they approach me too.

Im not into them like he is. I mean, there are some bigger chicks ive done, and they've been at least pretty, but these girls that he does/look at me now! Theyre HORRIBLE!

Ill say this: a chick with big curves is sexy. Big, mis-shaped ladies? Noooo sir! Its all about proportion.

[merdoc]

Toccara...oh my jesus, i'd hit it.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

I used to get stoned and fuck this fat bitch because she took me out to eat. She took me out for chinese buffet like 3 times. Good head, you know the drill. She didn't look that bad after smoking a lot of weed and downing 40 crab rangoons.

The worst part was being seen with her at the buffet... I was hella hoping nobody saw me.

After I went to school in SF I broke off all contact with her... hella cold blooded I know, but the bitch was all emotional and whatever.

[Shade]

Toccara...oh my jesus, i'd hit it.

Damn fucking straight. Toccara is the kind of shit I was talking about. Not thin, but fucking BUILT yo. TITTIES LIKE WOAH

[white shadow]

Damn fucking straight. Toccara is the kind of shit I was talking about. Not thin, but fucking BUILT yo. TITTIES LIKE WOAH

Toccara's sacred name shouldn't be uttered in such a thread. Toccara is a battletank of titties and ass, and by the way she carries herself she would definately be a demon in the sack.

[MOD]

I don't know why so many people need to differentiate the word "bigger" from "fat". When someone says fat chicks, they mean not fat titties and not fat ass. If a fat chick has a big ass and big titties, then she has a huge gut as well. Not only that, but her parts are proportioned to the rest of her body. That would be the difference between "fat" and "thick". Thick girls have fat where it counts, or it is at least proportioned so they are not fugly and horrible.

When you talk about fat chicks it means FAT chicks. NOT toccara

[Shade]

I don't know why so many people need to differentiate the word "bigger" from "fat". When someone says fat chicks, they mean not fat titties and not fat ass. If a fat chick has a big ass and big titties, then she has a huge gut as well. Not only that, but her parts are proportioned to the rest of her body. That would be the difference between "fat" and "thick". Thick girls have fat where it counts, or it is at least proportioned so they are not fugly and horrible.

When you talk about fat chicks it means FAT chicks. NOT toccara

You're definitely the minority in that train of thought, You would be SURPRISED how many people view anything that isnt your current it Hollywood ho's (like Paris Hilton) size, as fat.

[hellhound7]

somebody gotta do it.....just not me! Big gurls need lovin too!

[b00mshakalaka]

allz I gotta say is this "Titty Fuck".

[Silentness!]

fixed

Shit need to take a southwest airline plane through that shit.

You are now free to move across the pussy!
_______________________________________

What turns me off about fat chicks:

1) I think to myself damn... she must not have pride in herself/hygienes if she lets herself become that fucking fat. (I knew this really FAT chick in 9th grade. She was so fat that her body fat literally spread across the room and she had trouble getting up /walking + SHE SMELLED LIKE A RETIREMENT HOME)

2) I'm not into skinny/short chicks either, but damn I can't stand a woman being huger than me. No one wants to look like little man compared to his girlfriend/wife.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Toccara&hl=en&um=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title <--that doesn't really even do it justice. That woman has to be seen in motion to be believed. I'd bust thru brick walls like a perverted Kool-Aid man to hit that.

One of the images lead me to...

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nationworld/iraq/bal-te.md.soldier16aug16,1,4958049.story?coll=bal-iraq-headlines&ctrack=1&cset=true
_________

God I wish they would just send all the military out of Iraq. It seems like a huge hell hole. People are dieing every damn day, but I'm not going to get into war/politics.

*sigh*

[p_r0phet]

All the real niggas in here know that fat chicks is were it's at, I've been w/ sum skinny chicks but a fat chick will ride you like no other and aint too lazy to do shit they down for whatever, you'd be surprise on how these chicks can bend, Shit my ex wifey was on the chubby side and she was model status. She's get more looks then a fat ass at a puerto rican parade

Fat girls just do it better, I'm sorry

[Stuckey]

I got head from this big-boned mexican chick once. Quite honestly the best head i've ever received. It was BLIZZARD! "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

Bitch made my ankles sweat.

[JackTenrac!]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

...that went well.

[Renegade]

I dig many chicks that other dudes consider "fat"... and I don't have any problem with that.

Obviously it's all about proportion. Chloe Vevrier is hot. Toccara would get the bone hardcore. But if a girl is shaped more like kool aid man than an hourglass, then hellz no.

Size 8-14 is pretty good, imo. At least DD titties.

I've hooked up with some big girls before, even 200-250. They tend to be taller though (5;10) That's my upper threshold though, and even then I would have doubts about long term status with that. I mean, if you're fat but still acceptable at 22, what's it gonna be like at 32? Usually the answer is gross.

So, you invest. Get a thinner but curvy chick when she's young, and she'll fill out nice!

[ArcadeFire]

Protip: The girl in my av is chubby =O

[BBQ]

A fat girl would shatter my bones. Also they tend to eat a lot. I guess I prefer scrawny bitches over tubby girls.

[white shadow]

Protip: The girl in my av is chubby =O

Her weight is appropiate for her size, she has no rolls and her stomach is surprisingly flat. *wipes drool*

[Hoonyo]

Protip: The girl in my av is chubby =O

she's also ugly

[ReakHavok]

Man, I got this friend who dates the Ugliest fat chick you can imagine, i mean she has freaking arms bigger than him.. yet he is always bragging about her....
does any one else find something seriously wrong with that? or is it just me...
Oh..then this mofo says that she is the reason for his lack of games.....
omg.. I seriously sometimes want to tell him that you don't just pickup the Ugliest fat chick, then turn around and brag about her..but i don't.....

[ArcadeFire]

Her weight is appropiate for her size, she has no rolls and her stomach is surprisingly flat. *wipes drool*

lol wut?

[KORYNTHYAN]

Yeah, ArcadeFire, the woman in your AV is hawt. I have quite a few pics of her as
well. And a LOT more of those giant-breasted Japanese girls.

I'm sick to death of Hollywood making all these new actresses fucking nasty sticks
and calling that 'beauty.' Anyone here remember how good Cameron Diaz looked on
her debut in Jim Carrey's The Mask?? Well? I do, and now she's skinny and a total
turn off to me.

There are SOME skinny girls that I think are pretty but when I imagine their naked
bodies, again, I'm turned off. I need woman who looks HEALTHY not read to fall over
dead from malnutrition.

~K.

[WasFemto]

Fat chicks are EXTREMELY horny, and by extremely I mean they are in the same class as men. Think about it, average to hot looking chicks can get dick WHENEVER WHEREVER the fuck they want to. It's harder for most men, and as a result men hunt for sex with more passion than women. Fat women however, are more like men, when it comes to sex because it's not readily available to them so most of the time they don't have a "woman" mentality about getting sex. Turns them into man hungry cow whores. They give great head, and those pudgy hands strokin your meat feels FANTASTIC....

word to this :tup: fuck the haters.

Actually fucking one tho' is pretty meh. The "SlumpBuster" myth is bullshit. I should be ruling the world by now if that shit was true:tdown:

[coffeerox]

Alright. I had to come out of retirement for this one. Based on my friend and former roomie, I'd have to say HELL NAH, and STAY THE FUCK AWAY from fat chicks. They just don't work. Said friend targets only fat women even though he has taste for better looking thinner women, his secret passion is fat women. In fact he's only dated fat women (and is married to one) and it's known by our circle that he had a one night stand with a fat bitch (who did stalk him for quite a while). Now because of his drama and experiences, I will NEVER, EVER hook up with a fat bitch. Some of the reason why is covered in the video (actually most if not all) which I will explain.

1. Low-Self esteem issues
I mean damn they're fat. They know the world doesn't think they're hot, so it's to be expected that they have low-self esteem. Even if they delude themselves into thinking they do have self-esteem and confidence when they really don't. Low self esteem in fat women lead to a whole host of problems that differs from more slender women.

2. Emotional issues
A lot of their issues stem from the fact that they are fat. For instance, the woman that my friend is married to, actually cheated on him with her ex, shortly following, the ex called her a slut, whore, fat bitch, whatever names he could call her, he did. They get more attached than a normal woman would because men don't go crawling their way, espeically built like my friend is, she's lucky he prefers bigger girls (notice I said bigger and not big lol) and that also leads to a whole host of problems. For example, said fat bitch got pregnant with dude's baby, then told my friend he's going to be a daddy, after that shortly got married all so that she would have someone to hold onto.

3. Food.
Going back on my friend's experiences for a bit. Food costs are *staggering*. I'm talking about fine-dining everywhere there is in town. Said friend is already a food conniseur, but add in the fat bitch, and their inability to cut luxury off from their life (especially the food kind) and it's a **disaster**. No need to comment any further on this one.

Now if anyone cares to read after this part, then I'll examine the entire video and bare with me on this one as I'll explain why the black dude is right.

People judge you by what your woman looks like

It's not shallow and here's why. If you are rich and successful, would you ever date a fat chick and show her off? HELL NAH. That means you are still desperate for pussy that you would go and date a bigger woman (little OT, but I'd go with Oprah lol) Now does that mean that you went for the heart and not the body? Maybe, but many times, most definitely not. Big women have so many problems that it makes it hard for us guys to be with over a long period of time. Short term, friends, 1 night's, yes, but not long-term. It just doesn't work. From my experiences, and seeing my roomie go through years of drama, I'm definitely inclined to think so. You see if you are successful and/or confident then you should be able to find another woman that's also fit+healthy and is just as successful and confident than you are. Another spin on that, is when looking from another point of view (or from real info/direct from guy, like I experienced) it looks as if the guy took her on because she was easy. What does that mean for the guy? Does he not have his own confidence to work a little harder for a better payoff and have both sides of the good stuff instead of only one (because yeah, it does exist out there)? It speaks volumes for the guy as well as the girl.

To reply to Dasrik's post on Youtube, I'll explain

if you care about how people judge you for the company you keep, you are a moron, period, end of story. 1d.

There's a reason why theres a saying "You are who you hang out with" It's completely true and is a fact. If you're hanging out with a bunch of weed-heads that smoke nothing but weed, and/or are morons, then pretty much you are a moron (and weed-head) as much as they are. If you hang out with a bunch of robbers than what does that speak about the company you keep? You are saying indirectly that you would tolerate all that bullshit because you can't find better friends? SHIT. It IS important that you care about being judged who you are with because that means the people who percieve you, percieve you in a better light and it's important for anything and anywhere you go.

The REAL catch, is that you need to know when and where to give a damn. Because some random person, versus being introduced to a friend's friends (especially for the guy, when a girl is introducing you to her friends, there may be someone you want to hook up with) In that case it's extremely important to show that you are just as cool as the friend that introduced you.

You also wouldn't see him with a pageant queen, because I'm also a pageant queen

His current wife is not a pageant queen and neither was Ivana. In fact, in Hollywood, most of the actor/actress's husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends are in fact, fellow actors. Models tend to go with someone in their industry and so on. The growing trend here in America is that we tend to hook up with someone from our workplace because that is where we are most of the time. I bet Donald hooked up with his current wife while living his life and doing the things he does everyday.

Also let me just say that she is a lyin ass bitch. She aint no damn title holder, much less in a "regular" title. Hell NAH. She only said that because she needed to put herself in the same level as those other fine models that they are talking about. You see, things like these are what turns me off of fat women. They have such low-self esteem and confidence that they can't accept who they are and be so proud of themselves to say "fuck that shit I'm big, I know I'm big and I need to accept that this is how society treats big people"

Of course, that's if you would have a chance with us

WTF YOU FAT ASS BITCH, she could never dream of actually hooking up with a guy that's actually successful and is actually somewhere in his life. Again, this time, she tries to put herself on a higher level than the talk show guy, in fact, she tries to put all fat women above the talk show guy. It's just absurd to think that they're actually wanted as much as women who have real healthy bodies do. Lying to themselves.

More cushin for the pushin

It's one of the biggest main draws of fucking fat bitches period. The black dude is right. Men don't want to tackle a big girl and work that when they come home from long hours of work (especially if you're in a labor position like me) and then have to tackle a fat girl at night. Damn I'm already tired can't I relax? Of course I know that there are some men that like that sorta stuff, but it's a pretty balanced issue, I don't think I can argue against someone's preferences.

I can get as many men as skinny girls

Well yeah if you find some horny guy (or some horny guy finds her) but shit they can't pull men whose worthwhile if their life is dependant on it. SHe is a damn ass lie and she knows it, but she says this to save face on TV.

I know that big girls don't get a lot of attention

Matter of fact, they don't. What was the fat bitches first response? That's not true. Oh yes it is fat bitch open your fat eyelids so you can see the truth. fat bitch. She's talking about how when a guy approaches her, she's thinking aww he's feeling sorry for me. Well how about this you fat bitch. Stop thinking that you're all that and that some men actually gives those women a shot. How about that some guys actually dig big girls and they're talking as if they would actually shoot down a guy that's interested in them? THE FUCK? GET the fuck outta here with that shit. See, thats that fake confidence and self-esteem that I'm talking about.

If you know what you're doing, it doesn't matter if she's small or she's big
Oh. Hell no it does matter

First of all. Fat bitches are so overweight and out of shape (both internally and figure wise) they can't do anything for the guy. That means she's going to lay down and do absolutely nothing for the man just shy of sucking his dick, which is all she can do for him. Think about cowgirl position? Dream the fuck on. You wanna get crushed? Who the fuck does she think she is, when she tries to argue with him like she knows what she's talking about? She isn't a guy, and she doesn't know what a guy has to go through just to have sex with a big girl.

You like a woman that eats, but not overeat, okay, don't date a woman that's HUGE (8:46 see the look on Lind's face) that's just rewarding bad behavior.

Refer to my previous story of the friend and his wife that are both food conniseurs. That's what rewarding bad behavior is all about. Not only does he gorge himself, but she gorges herself right along with him because he REWARDS that kind of behavior and she thinks it's quite all right. It's not.

You can find a small girl with a nice personality, not just a big girl that has a nice personality, not to mention big girls don't have nice personalities to begin with!

:rofl:
Very true. Why would I want someone that's emotionally crippled, physically crippled, has a bad personality that's automatically tied to their weight, when I can have a nice smaller girl that has none of those issues (at least ones that are tied to weight) Why shortchange yourself? It doesn't make sense to begin with anyways outside of personal physical preference. Due to the overhwhelmingly large population of large women that has these major issues (theyre apparent in all fat girls) there are more of them that are like this than there are ones that are actually worth it to associate, have a relationship with etc etc.

They angry because...they fat!!

:rofl::lol::rofl::looney::rofl:
It's true! It's so very true! Wouldn't you be? I would. Fuck that shit.

btw, Linds is hot, well that's just my opinion :D

Originally Posted by Million
http://images.google.com/images?q=To...ges&ct=titl e <--that doesn't really even do it justice. That woman has to be seen in motion to be believed. I'd bust thru brick walls like a perverted Kool-Aid man to hit that.

Yeah but theres a difference between big (like Toccara) and fat (like those 2 bitches on the show) fat and fatter is what I'm referring to if anybody gives a damn.

[Ephidel]

"Why you tryin..to hook me up with the big sister...that's bigger than the little sister~"
"Fat Bitches need love too Criag!"

[Dasrik]

There's a reason why theres a saying "You are who you hang out with" It's completely true and is a fact. If you're hanging out with a bunch of weed-heads that smoke nothing but weed, and/or are morons, then pretty much you are a moron (and weed-head) as much as they are. If you hang out with a bunch of robbers than what does that speak about the company you keep? You are saying indirectly that you would tolerate all that bullshit because you can't find better friends? SHIT. It IS important that you care about being judged who you are with because that means the people who percieve you, percieve you in a better light and it's important for anything and anywhere you go.

Yes, there's the saying "You are judged by the company you keep". It is bullshit. If it were true, Jesus would be a publican tax lawyer.

By the way, you should have stayed retired.

[SFFanatic]

I know you see me Deathscythe

[DS]

I know you see me Deathscythe


:confused:

[MOD]

creepy

[Richter85]

Haha the last line that black dude said was golden. "Fat people don't got nice personality because they're always mad. And they're mad because they're fat."

[Shinto]

I said it before fat chicks suck dick like they eat hot dogs.....

[woof]

they bite????

[Shinto]

they bite????

Only if you ask:wgrin:

[thurst]

I used to get stoned and fuck this fat bitch because she took me out to eat. She took me out for chinese buffet like 3 times. Good head, you know the drill. She didn't look that bad after smoking a lot of weed and downing 40 crab rangoons.

lmao, i'm over here dying. that shit is too funny.

[thurst]

haha this black guy is a fucking jokester.

"you gotta come in there with a gameplan and firm understanding of physics and geometry"

he's speaking truth though, the bigger a girl gets the more options get grayed out for you. i wonder if he's fucking his co-host, she could definitely get It™.

[coffeerox]

Yes, there's the saying "You are judged by the company you keep". It is bullshit. If it were true, Jesus would be a publican tax lawyer.

By the way, you should have stayed retired.

It's not bullshit, don't hate on the fact just because you keep shit company and are judged poorly because of it. It's not my fault. When I walk around with my friends, go to other peeps house, go to a party, theyre like who're those guys? They flock to us why? because we are the shit. Plain and simple. If Donald Trump just happened to walk into a room, and a person would be standing right next to him. What would people say? They'd be thinking, whose that person standing next to Don, and damn he must be a good friend/business assoc. so he must be successful to be standing next to Don.

Dude you know you're in over your head, you know you're wrong, just stfu and go back to your little hole. Btw, this thread was too hard to ignore, regardless of my posting status here or not and what I think of this community. In fact, I still think even less of this community by the way you reacted to my post. It's fucking typical that you, a longtime SRK poster, would have no fucking idea how NON-black and white these issues are. Just.....crawl back into your little hole.

[Dasrik]

You task me, and I shall have you.

It's not bullshit, don't hate on the fact just because you keep shit company and are judged poorly because of it. It's not my fault. When I walk around with my friends, go to other peeps house, go to a party, theyre like who're those guys? They flock to us why? because we are the shit. Plain and simple.
1. Ever wondered why it's customary to call successful people "the shit"?

2. If you're walking to people's parties to get noticed, then there's something deeply wrong with you, some insecurity that I'm not equipped to handle. I'm not a psychologist, and I honestly don't care what your uncle or priest or whatever did to you. All I'm going to tell you is, get that looked into.

If Donald Trump just happened to walk into a room, and a person would be standing right next to him. What would people say? They'd be thinking, whose that person standing next to Don, and damn he must be a good friend/business assoc. so he must be successful to be standing next to Don.
If Donald Trump just happened to walk into a room, most people with better things to do would continue to do whatever better things it is they have to do. Life doesn't begin and end with celebrities, whether they've become celebrated by merit of their business or the money they're about to inherit. If you care about whoever's standing next to Don, it's only because you want some of Don's money, end of story. And guess what? You're not going to get any.

Dude you know you're in over your head, you know you're wrong, just stfu and go back to your little hole. Btw, this thread was too hard to ignore, regardless of my posting status here or not and what I think of this community. In fact, I still think even less of this community by the way you reacted to my post. It's fucking typical that you, a longtime SRK poster, would have no fucking idea how NON-black and white these issues are. Just.....crawl back into your little hole.
Wow, that was... just idiotic. You're making me go over your bullshit sentence by sentence, but I'm not going to just let you fly like this and continue talking like you know what you're talking about. You don't get to pretend you're smart by surrounding yourself with people who will tell you you're smart.

#1. These are words on the Internet. If I was really worried about "getting in over my head", I would have never posted in the Internet in the first place. You, on the other hand, obviously immensely care about my words, or you wouldn't have replied.

#2. It's easy to ignore a thread. Just click somewhere else. You're so smart, why didn't you figure that out?

#3. You are such a typical Internet intellectual troll, it's disgusting. You don't think Wikipedia has 23262362 people exactly like you polluting the policy pages with extraneous bullshit? "This page is so awful, it's inaccurate, blah blah blah." "Then stop coming here and go to Britannia or Conservapedia!" The same thing applies here. If you think this place is awful, GTFO. Til you man up and admit you love us, I'm going to keep riding you.

#4. It's fucking typical that you, a no-name Internet blowhard with Marge Simpson in your avatar, would pore over a response to a rather minor post which was an obvious goad instead of letting it go like real men in the real world too. BTW, you used to have Frank Grimes. What happened?

#5. No.

edit: It's also immensely amusing that you negrepped me thinking I wouldn't know it was you. Just leave your name next time, k?

[aktham]

That guy was funny, but also very mean. Fat people have feelings too...and no girl will love more than a big girl.

[dial911]

God I hate fat women...

[RyuHikaru]

God I hate fat women...

From what I hear, just wear a blindfold in bed, pretend it's Rachel Specter and you're all good. :rolleyes:

[white shadow]

lol wut?

You know what the Fuko I'm talking about! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=BxUR4gKqGpc)

[SCOTT POPULAR]

I did. Head was good. She use to wake me up be giving me head. But when she got on top all I kept thinkg was, "How do skinny doods do this shit?" And everytime I tried to pick her up and fuck her. I swear that "Test your Might!" sound effect from Mortal Kombat would run through my brain.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

From what I hear, just wear a blindfold in bed, pretend it's Rachel Specter and you're all good. :rolleyes:


WRONG!....... Maybe it's possible to lie to your sense of sight. But your sense of touch will be like, "Dats a BIG GURL You got there! Real BIG!" "Go ahead JAX TEST your MIGHT!"

[SCOTT POPULAR]

I got head from this big-boned mexican chick once. Quite honestly the best head i've ever received. It was BLIZZARD! "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

Bitch made my ankles sweat.

Fuck you Stuc2k! I laughed so hard at this I almost knocked the computer off the table.:rofl:

[Silentness!]

And everytime I tried to pick her up and fuck her. I swear that "Test your Might!" sound effect from Mortal Kombat would run through my brain.

Omg that's hilarious! :rofl: MORTAL KOMBAT! (theme music plays)

Test your Might... MORTAL KOMBAT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI)

GOT DAMN TRIPLE POST!?

[Son Them All]

Holy shit. I didn't watch the video when I first posted in here but GODDAMN...dude is an ASSHOLE. He is just mercilessly merking those girls, I'm surprised those bitches even wanted to live after that. Jesus fuckin Christ.

[Colt Steele]

Test Your Might!

gawdz this thread just achieved gold status :rofl:

[samB]

Lol this thread has now become some funny shit. Big girls are only good at giving some good head. ALl those extra muscle in the mouth that a skinny girl can't gain from eating normal meals.

[thurst]

That guy was funny, but also very mean. Fat people have feelings too...and no girl will love more than a big girl.

contrary to popular belief, fat people do NOT have feelings and should be mocked at every opportunity.

[marcusg]

I like fat chicks.

[EVARGNUG]

contrary to popular belief, fat people do NOT have feelings and should be mocked at every opportunity.

hehe, I don't know why but I agree with this post

_____

Fat chicks, from my experience, are generally more intelligent and have a higher tolerance level for the blatant.

Since throughout their whole life, the only way for them to grab attention away from their fairer peers is to say things that are actually thoughtful. I don't know about you but I've met many a fat chick who could intellectually trade with me.

Nothing takes the cake worse than a fat chick with bad breath, though. It's like, "Do you know what an Altoid is? It's a kind of breathmint." Then after realizing you could go even further and not have to worry about their feelings you're like, "Better yet, floss that shit down. Shit is kickin' like Tae Kwon Do."

- GG -

[SCOTT POPULAR]

What about the fat/cute or fat/gorgeous girls? I say they definitely gets the dicking!

[coffeerox]

What about the fat/cute or fat/gorgeous girls? I say they definitely gets the dicking!

I dunno man. I keep thinking damn they don't realize what they got. Those girls are also the same girls that I know are hella cool and laid back. To me, fat/gorgeous just doesn't compute. Only two women in my mind ever holds the title of gorgeous, and combining that with fat, just doesn't work.

[thurst]

fat implies not gorgeous. like honestly i've never met a legitimate fat girl that was attractive...at all. like i've seen fat girls who had cute facial structures and would be cute....if they weren't fat, but since they are, cute and pretenses of it go flying out the window.

i don't think "fat" is partcularly objective, but if you personally think a girl is fat then you pretty much can't go and say that she's also cute/gorgeous, imo. i also disagree that fat girls are particularly smarter or more interesting to talk to than normal girls, mainly bcuz, assuming my mind is like windows, when i'm talking to any non-family female i have a image of me fucking them minimized running in the backgtround so if i'm talking to a fat chick my thoughts are grossing me out thus making any conversation unenjoyable.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

I dunno man. I keep thinking damn they don't realize what they got. Those girls are also the same girls that I know are hella cool and laid back. To me, fat/gorgeous just doesn't compute. Only two women in my mind ever holds the title of gorgeous, and combining that with fat, just doesn't work.

Respect! T

fat implies not gorgeous. like honestly i've never met a legitimate fat girl that was attractive...at all. like i've seen fat girls who had cute facial structures and would be cute....if they weren't fat, but since they are, cute and pretenses of it go flying out the window.

i don't think "fat" is partcularly objective, but if you personally think a girl is fat then you pretty much can't go and say that she's also cute/gorgeous, imo. i also disagree that fat girls are particularly smarter or more interesting to talk to than normal girls, mainly bcuz, assuming my mind is like windows, when i'm talking to any non-family female i have a image of me fucking them minimized running in the backgtround so if i'm talking to a fat chick my thoughts are grossing me out thus making any conversation unenjoyable.

Respect, but surely you have met a female with a dope body but a "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwoooooooooooo!" Face before right? IMO this is the same scenario. But to each his own.

But to edit: "I've meet some pretty gorgeous in the FACE fat girls before.!"

[MagnetiX]

I think it depends on how fat the chick is.

I've met some pretty chubby chicks who were pretty damn cute and they were cool as hell...well, most of em, some of em have weird psychotic tendancies...

[coffeerox]

I've met some pretty chubby chicks who were pretty damn cute and they were cool as hell...well, most of em, some of em have weird psychotic tendancies...

oh GOD my former acquaintences girlfriend was a fat black girl who spoke squeaky, was an extreme otaku, had hentai fantasies, played FFXI just because it was the otaku thing to do (didn't like WOW because it was too American) and ate sushi like it was a regular meal on a regular basis just because it was the Japanese thing to do. **shivers**

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

some fat chicks are cute.