Words to live by

[Red-Impact]

-Hoes are good, guns are cool and drug money is great
-Grab your dick and double click
-Smoke dope, hail satan

Anything else?

[DarkGiygas]

its not gay unless your balls touch

[MOD]

- why buy a knife when you can put soap in a sock?

[MrBlank]

Just when you think people cant get any more stupid, they go ahead and raise the bar another level.

[Kalypso]

Do unto others, but don't expect others to do unto you.

[goodm0urning]

Carl from ATHF has provided quite a few.

"It don't matter. None of this matters."

"So friggin' illegal..."

"Screw 'em. They're dead and you're not."

[Dasrik]

Those that don't know when to shut up never do.

[DropKick Murphy]

you hungry for HOTPOCKETS!

[Sdouble]

Carl from ATHF has provided quite a few.

"It don't matter. None of this matters."

"So friggin' illegal..."

"Screw 'em. They're dead and you're not."

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

[Son Them All]

Concerning vaginas: If it don't smell good don't taste it. If it don't taste good, DON'T FUCK IT.

[Javid]

A little more serious here:

"All men are the same... It's just their habits that differentiates them"

"Assumption Is The Mother Load Of All Fuck-Ups!"

[thurst]

rock out with your cock out!

[Red-Impact]

Concerning vaginas: If it don't smell good don't taste it. If it don't taste good, DON'T FUCK IT.

"if it drools, bleeds and farts it's alive in my book" -gay guy on vaginas.

[Tat guy]

"If you suck my dick. . .there's a future in it for you"

[woof]

follow your nose

[maxx]

"If you suck my dick. . .there's a future in it for you"

oh bill clinton what wont u think of.

[SFFanatic]

When in doubt, whip it out!

[MrQuotes]

I bet that's what hell must be like, to be constantly raped by dogs...

[Mizuki]

“Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly; the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence.”

[Son Them All]

Never say die, even if it kills you.

[Tempest253]

Im on hoe's like cornrows.

[Gasp]

if it feels like more then two fingers its probably a dick.

[MrBuster]

" Never judge anyone until you've walked a mile their shoes. And when you do judge them, you'll be a mile away......... In their shoes."

[Chritorisu]

Head On

Apply Directly To the Forehead!

Head On

Apply Directly To the Forehead!

Head On

Apply Directly To the Forehead!

Head On

Apply Directly To the Forehead!

[Stanman]

Never have more than a handful or a mouthful.

[BBQ]

think before you act

[Million]

100% serious on this one: Don't trust anyone...especially not women. <--this has been my mantra for several years now.

Also, always expect the worst of human nature, and you will rarely be surprised.

[MrBuster]

"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."

[MagnetiX]

Good thing no cheap, Cheap thing no good.

[Red-Impact]

Also, always expect the worst of human nature, and you will rarely be surprised.

I kinda agree with this one..perhaps because I've been the one delivering?:rofl:

I've always like this one too:
money talks.

[rsigley]

tell them about the discount harry

[tl613]

Any hole is a goal!

Only in regards to women of course...no homo. No beastiality either...:confused:

[Yansoma]

"Be water my friend, be water...."

Bruce Lee

[Rob2_0]

sorry bout the 2 post

my comps acting strange
for a second my post dissapeared.

[Rob2_0]

" mash harder"
"a mouth is a mouth"
"we all look the same when the lights are off"
"let your actions show who you are, lead by example"

[R | C]

It's not about running faster than then bear,

It's about running faster than your friends.


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Edit:

Also:

Bros Before Hoes
(Unless she's smoking Hot)

[DS]

It's only legal if she's willing.

[tl613]

Or if you are female...

Chicks before dicks.

Any my personal favorite...

It's not really sex if you put it in her mouth...or her butt.

[Red-Impact]

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"

[SkyeElemental]

"Drink before you think"
"If a hot girl is single....there's probably a good reason for it"

[StuartHayden]

Fat chicks are ugly.

But they try harder.

And bake damn good cookies.

-SH

[Luciano Leone]

Keep business business, keep pleasure pleasure, and I never mix it, ever ever

[Septimus Prime]

"Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

"Panties not best thing in world but next to it."

[StuartHayden]

Keep business business, keep pleasure pleasure, and I never mix it, ever ever

Also known as; don't get your honey where you make your money!

-SH

[Irennicus]

"When you're going through hell, keep going."
-Sir Winston Churchill

[Kalypso]

Keep business business, keep pleasure pleasure, and I never mix it, ever ever

Not necessarily... you're essentially telling people never to follow their dreams (Someone who likes video games to go out and make them, someone who likes music to make it, etc). If you've given up on your dreams, sure whatever, but there's nothing wrong with someone doing what they love for a living.

/shrug

[Etcetera]

Who needs courage when you have a gun.

[NG1313]

If I'm weak, I'll compensate with strength.

Basically the "Mind over matter" principle.

[TheSix]

"Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I am the proof....BEEFCAKE.....BEEEFCAAAAAAKE!" - Eric Cartman

"If it's jailbait, don't give out your real name or ANY info...and then hit it." - Me

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Just do it. I will have this tattooed on my body one of these days, because I just do it.

[MistaJuJu]

Shit happens when you party naked

[Dan?]

I use batteries, not gas. I'm the funky boogie bass.

[TrunksSS3]

Come with me if you want to live Lmfa0

[Jaldaboath]

"Grass in the field... Play ball!"

[Monte]

"Grass in the field... Play ball!"

and if there isn't, play in the dirt.

[Dan?]

and if there isn't, play in the dirt.

And if it's too muddy, go to the Dentist.

[SRKev]

"A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave five minutes longer. "

-Ralph Waldo Emerson