View Full Version : Anyone have problems with family members that love to eat your stuff
RockBogart
06-19-2007, 12:16 PM
This shits getting out of hand now. I wouldn't be as pissed as I am if i wasn't on this 1200-1500 cal diet. I bought like 10 bananas on Sunday. Ive had one. Tell me wtf there only 2 left. There are only 4 other peeps in my house. And then their is my yogurt. My mom tried to throw the "we buy that stuff all the time excuse" when i know it was bullshit cause the woman hasn't bought yogurt in 5 years. And the only flavor my dad buys is Vanilla and know touches it cause he would bring down an unholy retribution upon their head. So Im trying a new tactic to keep niggas out of my food. Buying organic. Motherfuckers touch my kashi cereal, there is going to be a serious problem.
Eat my stuff? More like steal my stuff.
YellowS4
06-19-2007, 12:18 PM
I get my cousin's gf to eat my stuff.
Okazaki III
06-19-2007, 12:19 PM
You argue with direct family over food?
RockBogart
06-19-2007, 12:21 PM
Eat my stuff? More like steal my stuff.
That another thing. I caught my sister wearing one of my pairs of shoes. Which makes no fucking sense cause I am a 13 in mens and shes a like a 8 in womens. I was looking for the pair for 2 days. Then I saw her coming home from school, I asked her wtf is she wearing. She said "you didn't bother to ask me where your shoes were" Why in the hell would I have to ask someone about some shit that is mine that NO ONE else can or should be wearing. I had to have a talk with her explaining to her just because shes 14 doesn't mean i wont kick her ass. Bitch's attitude has been getting worse since 12. A sorta blame my mom for that but thats whole different story.
And yes I argue with my fam over food cause they are a bunch of greedy selfish fucks, outside of my dad. The women in my fam have this entitlement issue where they believe they can do what they want with out repercussions but you cant do the same thing to them. Like if ate something that was theirs, I would hear about if for about 2 weeks. But like I said, Iam on a diet and can only eat xy and z. So why u gonna **** with z when you got 23 other letters to work with.
That another thing. I caught my sister wearing one of my pairs of shoes. Which makes no fucking sense cause I am a 13 in mens and shes a like a 8 in womens. I was looking for the pair for 2 days. Then I saw her coming home from school, I asked her wtf is she wearing. She said "you didn't bother to ask me where your shoes were" Why in the hell would I have to ask someone about some shit that is mine that NO ONE else can or should be wearing. I had to have a talk with her explaining to her just because shes 14 doesn't mean i wont kick her ass. Bitch's attitude has been getting worse since 12. A sorta blame my mom for that but thats whole different story.
It's not my sister. I eat other family member's stuff sometimes just remembered that, but people stealing stuff is like drug addict uncles and cousins. I've pretty much cut ties with my father's side of the family so I'm good now, just have to deal with my communist cousins on my mother's side.
Shade
06-19-2007, 12:40 PM
Honestly, I eat my families food. They get mad, but I don't care, yo. lol
Alzarath
06-19-2007, 01:03 PM
My mom's side of the fam = trash for the most part, I avoid them w/e possible.
ShawnLoganownzu
06-19-2007, 01:30 PM
fill the yogurts with:
Toothpaste
Jiz
Glue
Bugs mixed in
other random shit
they will never eat ur food again.
Biolink
06-19-2007, 01:42 PM
I do have a problem with annoying asshole family members eating my shit,and that's why I started Batman hiding my shit from them.
Shadow Ace 50
06-19-2007, 01:43 PM
I found a box of cereal in the air duct vent one time..lol
JackTenrac!
06-19-2007, 01:47 PM
I get my cousin's gf to eat my stuff.-:clap: ...true hero.
- mom and my Doritos.
Hahano
06-19-2007, 01:47 PM
I have this problem too, I buy all of my own food. My step-mother used to just buy whatever was on sale, doesn't matter if I, or anyone else, liked it, as long as it was cheap. Now she just doesn't buy food. As a result I have to buy all my own food, and when people eat my shit I get pissed. Or stupid stuff like I'll leave my last piece of cake in the fridge and someone will snatch it. Do they WANT to die? You don't mess with my cake.
Mizuki
06-19-2007, 01:49 PM
They do it all the time, I bring home food when I go out and say "THIS IS MY LUNCH TOMORROW DON'T EAT IT."
They eat it. So now whenever they bring home stuff, I eat it.
RockBogart
06-20-2007, 04:23 AM
They do it all the time, I bring home food when I go out and say "THIS IS MY LUNCH TOMORROW DON'T EAT IT."
They eat it. So now whenever they bring home stuff, I eat it.
next time ill lace my stuff with arsenic.
Black Deniro
06-20-2007, 05:22 AM
I found a box of cereal in the air duct vent one time..lol
lol, that's amazing.
arcticninja
06-20-2007, 07:45 AM
I had this problem when I was a kid and I came up with a great solution:
learn to like food that no one else likes.
My salt & vinegar chips were always safe cause the rest of my family hates them.
Taichi
06-20-2007, 07:49 AM
It's easy to deal with.
you look 'em in the eyes, and in all seriousness say:
I Masturbated onto six of the things in the cupboard that are mine, if you're confident enough that you think you can figure out WHAT, you're welcome to eat it, but don't say I didn't warn you!
they'll never touch your stuff again.
MagnetiX
06-20-2007, 07:55 AM
lol, that sucks, but my family just shares whatever. Usually, though, i'm the one eating all the stuff my parents buy. So now when they buy something I like, they just make sure to buy extra for them...and a bit more for me.
beatsofdevil
06-20-2007, 08:00 AM
I hate that shit too. forget trying to buy healthy stuff for yourself or even any food at all. taking food and my belongings here and there.
holler mcdollar
06-20-2007, 08:12 AM
get a $40 mini-fridge at target, put it in your room and lock your shit when you leave the house, problem solved.
RockBogart
06-20-2007, 10:31 AM
get a $40 mini-fridge at target, put it in your room and lock your shit when you leave the house, problem solved.
ive thought about that too
Grits'N'Gravy
06-20-2007, 10:42 AM
fill the yogurts with:
Toothpaste
Jiz
Glue
Bugs mixed in
other random shit
they will never eat ur food again.
Or wonder what kind of diet/kinky shit you're into.
Either way it's a win-win.
Logos
06-20-2007, 11:05 AM
It's easy to deal with.
you look 'em in the eyes, and in all seriousness say:
I Masturbated onto six of the things in the cupboard that are mine, if you're confident enough that you think you can figure out WHAT, you're welcome to eat it, but don't say I didn't warn you!
they'll never touch your stuff again.
Ahahah, fucking awesome. :rofl:
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