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swordofkenshin
06-19-2007, 08:12 PM
that you have witnessed?

I just saw the one with screech from Saves by the bell and he f'n dirty sanchezes this chick....

Nightmares for weeks

-SoK-

Digitalbooty
06-19-2007, 08:30 PM
I heard about that, but could never confirm it was real.

SRKev
06-19-2007, 08:55 PM
In order of :wow:

1) Chyna
2) Screech
3) Supposedly Mike Jones
4) Paris Hilton
5) Ray J/Kim K

1
06-19-2007, 08:58 PM
Oh man...Chyna. I can't get the image of her penis out of my head now.

Biolink
06-19-2007, 08:59 PM
Mike Jones porno lawl.

"Back then they didn't want me,now I'm hot they all on me..."

Anyway I agree with Shinryukev.Chyna's steroid usage has caused this disgusting penile looking thing to protrude from her vagina.

MechZZ
06-19-2007, 09:00 PM
Omfg the Chyna penis. I threw up a little in my mouth

Grits'N'Gravy
06-19-2007, 09:03 PM
Mike Jones porno lawl.

"Back then they didn't want me,now I'm hot they all on me..."

Anyway I agree with Shinryukev.Chyna's steroid usage has caused this disgusting penile looking thing to protrude from her vagina.

Dude, she had the dick before. They turned it into her "clit."

Chyna's a man, and still got trashed by Joey "Statutory Rapist" Buttafuoco.

Word to Fox: Celebrity Boxing please, Danny Partridge was a fucking beast.

Biolink
06-19-2007, 09:08 PM
Dude, she had the dick before. They turned it into her "clit."

Chyna's a man, and still got trashed by Joey "Statutory Rapist" Buttafuoco.

Word to Fox: Celebrity Boxing please, Danny Partridge was a fucking beast.

She wasn't a man befroe right(Is in disbelief)

Grits'N'Gravy
06-19-2007, 09:10 PM
She wasn't a man befroe right(Is in disbelief)

If it looks like a man, sounds like a man, and wrestles like a man it must be a man, yeah?

white shadow
06-19-2007, 09:10 PM
Strom Thurmond and this random black chick.

Biolink
06-19-2007, 09:13 PM
If it looks like a man, sounds like a man, and wrestles like a man it must be a man, yeah?

:rofl: :xeye:

I guess you do kind of have a point

Stuckey
06-19-2007, 09:15 PM
r. kelly

underaged girl, backstreet boys and n'sync music, urine, and he was dumb enough to give her money on camera.

YTheLastMan
06-19-2007, 09:43 PM
She wasn't a man befroe right(Is in disbelief)

She wasn't a dude, lol. I never saw the porn though but I know she wasn't a dude.

Grits'N'Gravy
06-19-2007, 09:47 PM
:rofl: :xeye:

I guess you do kind of have a point

It's ok, yo. Hella people bought that playboy and waxed fantastic on it.

I wasn't one of them, but there was so much hype about it when it was coming out. I just thought "hmm I can see some hot asian chick getting fucked in the asshole for free, or pay 5 dollars to look at pictures of The Undertaker with titties and a (supposed) vagina" The choice for me, was obvious.


Edit: *Crotch Chops* SUCK IT SEAN WALTMAN (aka X-Pac aka Syxx aka the 1-2-3 Kid... goes home and fucks Chyna every day)

angryliberal
06-19-2007, 09:48 PM
funny...i just watched screeched tonight with my gf and the guy who is marrying us...

EVARGNUG
06-19-2007, 10:22 PM
A dirty sanchez, huh? That shit is disgusting. :wgrin:

Zulu
06-19-2007, 10:31 PM
I saw Chyna's. Great muthafuckin Scott. Her dick is bigger than mine. And I got a big dick. Don't get it twisted.

strakka
06-19-2007, 10:46 PM
Edit: *Crotch Chops* SUCK IT SEAN WALTMAN (aka X-Pac aka Syxx aka the 1-2-3 Kid... goes home and gets fucked by Chyna every day)
Fixed it for you.

4Play
06-19-2007, 10:51 PM
Triple H hit too.
Did'nt Tom Seizmore make a video too in one of his coke binges?

Mizuki
06-19-2007, 10:54 PM
There's a reason why I don't watch celebrity pornos... They turn out too weird.

Hoonyo
06-19-2007, 10:56 PM
why would you say the kim kardashian vid was weird? it was more disappointing than weird.

CoMpOuNd
06-19-2007, 10:59 PM
chyna = all time wierdest celeb porn....

word.

SRKev
06-19-2007, 11:00 PM
why would you say the kim kardashian vid was weird? it was more disappointing than weird.

It was weird because the whole time, I was like,"Is this porno about Kim or Ray J?!"

In other words, there was too much fucking Ray J.

Chozen1
06-20-2007, 12:00 AM
It was weird because the whole time, I was like,"Is this porno about Kim or Ray J?!"

In other words, there was too much fucking Ray J.

not that bro, this vid was just more of a common Vivid vid, nothing more.

Ninja Wallace
06-20-2007, 05:15 AM
funny...i just watched screeched tonight with my gf and the guy who is marrying us...

That sentence confused the hell out of me the first time I read it.

Chozen, you probably need to change your avatar.

Shinto
06-20-2007, 05:28 AM
Screech Vid was stupid, Now I want to see the chyna porn.....curiosity is a bitch.............with a dick.

Infested Jester
06-20-2007, 05:43 AM
The worst one I ever saw was one of the Baywatch girls and her husband. It wasn't "weird" a smuch as uncomfortable to watch. He's trying to put her in all these positions and she's just not into it. Then she starts complaining her tits hurt, which looked ugly as sin btw. I can't pin point why, you just have to see it, but I sent the clip to some friends when I had it and they all agreed it was very difficult to watch.

swordofkenshin
06-20-2007, 09:46 AM
The worst one I ever saw was one of the Baywatch girls and her husband. It wasn't "weird" a smuch as uncomfortable to watch. He's trying to put her in all these positions and she's just not into it. Then she starts complaining her tits hurt, which looked ugly as sin btw. I can't pin point why, you just have to see it, but I sent the clip to some friends when I had it and they all agreed it was very difficult to watch.

hmmm I would actually like to see that.....

morbid interest I guess...

I also found out that amy jo jonson of the power rangers did some softcore, Now Im on the trek to find this holy grail of fanboy porn...

if anyone can help let me know.

-SoK-

Team Cable
06-20-2007, 10:05 AM
It was weird because the whole time, I was like,"Is this porno about Kim or Ray J?!"

In other words, there was too much fucking Ray J.

Well, maybe because Ray has too much, damn that's nigga's a beast, he's superhuman.

But that vid was very disappointing. You have Kim who's fine as hell and perfect in every way (if you've seen the video it's true) and she doesn't show off the goods nearly enough.

And here comes Ray J with his ruler hogging all the screentime.

3b1r4h
06-20-2007, 11:40 AM
tom sizemore