View Full Version : How to be a gold-digging whore
Xero Kaiser
07-02-2007, 01:17 PM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/19505458/?GT1=10150
LOL?
They actually hold seminars on this shit?
And remember ladies:
...no matter how difficult things get, hang in there. The longer you stay, the more the court will award you if the marriage fails. There's no reason, after all, that your divorce shouldn't be every bit as lucrative as your marriage.
Arsenal
07-02-2007, 01:22 PM
This article single-handedly made me lose all faith in women. No wonder why men degrade and treat women like whores... cuz if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck.
AlphaDragoon
07-02-2007, 01:23 PM
...And humanity weeps. Once again.
The Green Trench Coat
07-02-2007, 01:26 PM
"go head girl, go head get down"
Anyways.. i thought the current trend in hetero relations was to "UPGRADE" the fellas, ala beyonce.
Weeks
07-02-2007, 01:28 PM
I don't know, reading the article, I think it comes off as a little satirical, not something to be taken too seriously.
That isn't to say that most women aren't gold digging tramps. They are. It's just nature, though - women want someone who is capable of providing for them in comfort and ensuring the success of their children.
catchafire
07-02-2007, 01:32 PM
I respect women who don't have to 'trick' men for a few dollaz...
EVARGNUG
07-02-2007, 01:34 PM
To quote Dave Chappelle: "Chivilry is dead. And women killed it."
TheSix
07-02-2007, 01:36 PM
.......like this shit is new?
Come on now.
Alzarath
07-02-2007, 01:44 PM
I am completely unaffected by this article in any way whatsoever. :tup:
Arsenal
07-02-2007, 01:46 PM
.......like this shit is new?
Come on now.
The gold-digging whore isn't new, but the quasi-scientific breakdown is unexpected. These women got way too technical with it, giving risk vs. reward potential for each dollar investment ($1,500 for a gallery membership will yield a higher potential because...).
Even if this satirical, it still is interesting to see what lengths women will go to to marry into money, as opposed to working (9-5 job, not sexual favors) for it.
And the fact that a women (seminar speakers) is profitting off another women (the gold-digger), profitting off of a man (the billionaire) is hilarious.
*InVeRs3*
07-02-2007, 01:55 PM
As some of you know, I was a woman's rights supporter. Now I'm a women's supremacist supporter. I think women should be better than men. That's why I want to be a trophy hubby. I don't want to work at all. I just want to sit around all day, and maybe do chores around the house. I also want women to pay 100% for the date. I don't mind being beaten up because if I fight back, it won't be as bad as my wife. I don't mind being seen as a sexual object either, there's nothing wrong about people wanting my cock.
edit:
This generation of women are being taught to be underachievers. They look at beautiful women in magazines and on television, then QQ about how the media wants them to be. The media is actually doing them a favor, because today's kids are fat ass mofos who cry all the time instead of hitting the gym.
fishjie
07-02-2007, 02:06 PM
nice. a billionaire whose smart uses that pre-nup to his advantage. and if he's smart, he doesnt get married. he has kids from his first wife and calls it quits after that. if he doesnt want to raise a family, then he's set, he never needs to marry.
anyway i wouldnt say all women are gold-diggers. its more like they like ambition in a man. it shows strength. if a woman had a choice between a guy who won millions in a lottery or a guy who earned millions by starting his own business, she'd choose the business owner.
Anubis
07-02-2007, 02:23 PM
It may explain why this CRAZY VIETNAMESE BITCH that I constantly let financially abuse me is the way she is.
Just last week, she bought another Louis Vuitton purse for $475 (normally, if we were in Philly, they would cost about $700.). She already has like 12 of them, and I can't figure out why I let her use my credit card!!
EVARGNUG
07-02-2007, 02:25 PM
It may explain why this CRAZY VIETNAMESE BITCH that I constantly let financially abuse me is the way she is.
Just last week, she bought another Louis Vuitton purse for $475 (normally, if we were in Philly, they would cost about $700.). She already has like 12 of them, and I can't figure out why I let her use my credit card!!
you sir, fail at life
are you ok?
Anubis, you are crazy to be spending that on a girl that buys expensive shit such as purses. Even if a girl is super good in bed, I still wouldn't drop that much.
Hunter D
07-02-2007, 02:42 PM
It may explain why this CRAZY VIETNAMESE BITCH that I constantly let financially abuse me is the way she is.
Just last week, she bought another Louis Vuitton purse for $475 (normally, if we were in Philly, they would cost about $700.). She already has like 12 of them, and I can't figure out why I let her use my credit card!!
When are you 2 going to get married?:party::smile: Good to see you're back.
Biolink
07-02-2007, 02:47 PM
They need to change that bullshit law that the divorcee gets half of the rich partner's money.It's sickening that all they had to do was open their legs,and they get HALF.
Reminds me Eddy Murphy's skit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyInZF4xsUY
Johnny Carson after divorcing his wife.
Anubis
07-02-2007, 02:48 PM
you sir, fail at life
are you ok?You don't understand, Twee & I have a really strange relationship. She's been spoiled all her life & as much as I love her (..er, really, like her), she at times erks me about how she spends my money like its water.
I'm now seeing another asian g/f & ironically enough Twee has decided to spend the summer with me, because her father wants her to act responsibly & maturely. Now my new g/f isn't a gold-digger (well, not as bad as Twee!). But they both are getting on my nerves as well as each others.
Ever since I became an entrepreneur & started co-owning a business, my biggest concern is saving money and keeping my sanity.:annoy:
Anubis
07-02-2007, 02:57 PM
When are you 2 going to get married?:party::smile: Good to see you're back.Its good to be back :smile:. But as far as me marrying this CRAZY VIETNAMESE BITCH...
I'd sooner surrender to North Korea!!!!!
Wild Kitty
07-02-2007, 02:59 PM
Just cut her off. Tell her no more, tell her what you're trying to do (save money and build something for yourself for the future) and you simply can't do that with how she spends your money. If you don't plan on marrying the girl, it's simply not worth it dude. Man up and tell her the rules. Easy as that. If she whines, obviously she is more interested in your money than you.
Dude, wtf are you doing? Don't date women that spend your money like that. How can that possibly lead to anything meaningful or long term? Also realize that these types of women place high on the list of avoidable types.
http://inventorspot.com/dolls_to_avoid
A girl who won't be with you if you aren't wealthy is a women you don't need to be with.
Don't even consider going long term with a spoiled girl, that is asking for heartbreak.
RockCho
07-02-2007, 03:33 PM
Funny article. One of the 1st strategies is to stalk the guy online. Hahahaha.
goodm0urning
07-02-2007, 03:59 PM
It may explain why this CRAZY VIETNAMESE BITCH that I constantly let financially abuse me is the way she is.
Just last week, she bought another Louis Vuitton purse for $475 (normally, if we were in Philly, they would cost about $700.). She already has like 12 of them, and I can't figure out why I let her use my credit card!!Really, you have given her so much money that you basically own her life at this point. Best sell her into slavery.
MrBlank
07-02-2007, 04:52 PM
anyway i wouldnt say all women are gold-diggers. its more like they like ambition in a man. it shows strength. if a woman had a choice between a guy who won millions in a lottery or a guy who earned millions by starting his own business, she'd choose the business owner.
Meh she would probably choose the one who is Cuter or has the bigger wang...
cause if the financial part is covered on both ends now all she has to worry about are the looks and the sex....
mr. newbie
07-02-2007, 09:18 PM
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in my gov't class me and teacher said we'd vote for a vagina president if she was capable. all the vaginas in the class siad NO "we're too emotional." lol i can't even get support from the people i'm supporting?
if a woman had a choice between a guy who won millions in a lottery or a guy who earned millions by starting his own business, she'd choose the business owner.
dude with the bigger dick, the cuter one, or whichever comes first. vaginas will take money any way they can.
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