Guy goes crazy on bird because.....

[SkyeElemental]

Man beats peacock; thought it was a vampire

NEW YORK -- A peacock that roamed into a fast-food restaurant parking lot was attacked by man who vilified the bird as a vampire, animal-control authorities said.

Beaten so fiercely that most of his tail feathers fell out, the bird was euthanized, said Richard Gentles, a spokesman for the city's Center for Animal Care and Control.

"It's just unbelievable that someone would do something to a poor, defenseless animal and do it in such a cruel fashion," he said.

The peacock, a male several years old, wandered into a Staten Island Burger King parking lot and perched on a car hood Thursday morning. Charmed employees had been feeding him bread when the man appeared.

He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature, said worker Felicia Finnegan, 19.

"He was going crazy," she said.

Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'

Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them. Authorities were looking for the attacker, described as being in his teens or early 20s.

It was not clear how the bird made his way to the Burger King, but a Staten Island resident who raises peacocks said he had given some to a person who lives near the restaurant.

http://www.startribune.com/484/story/1278985.html

I let everyone else handle the puns...

[AlphaDragoon]

No pun for me, that guy's a douchebag.

Don't like it when defenseless animals get killed by tools like Mr. Whackjob over there for no reason.

[AdverseSolutions]

one less vampire in the world

[Mizuki]

Already posted in Sigley's aftermath thread.

[Valaris]

See, this is what's wrong with today's world. You do everyone else a favor by ridding them of another potential Vampire infestation and this is how they repay you.

[Richter85]

burgar king? was it a fat vampire?

[BlodiaVulcan5]

Peacocks appear on Statan island? :wtf:

[Zaelar]

What a cock.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Really really sad. The owner was extremely irresponsible to have let it wander out too.

[woof]

well this made me pissed >:( .......

[Cyntalan]

I saw the thread title and thought it was some news story about rsigley roasting the bird. I woulda died had it been some threatened species or something. :rofl:

[Shadow Ace 50]

Felicia is a Vampire Savior

[ChairHome]

Already posted in Sigley's aftermath thread.

I thought that's what this thread was about (i.e. Rsigley's aftermath).

[MrQuotes]

Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'

the peacock then responded asking, "WHAT IS A MAN?"

[DieDeadDeath]

im sorry but the visualization i got from this made me laugh.

[Gimpy]

:wasted::looney:im sorry but the visualization i got from this made me laugh.




Same here, but I am saddened by this shit. I hope the inmates in jail treat his asshole like a vampire.

[Manx]

:wasted::looney:




Same here, but I am saddened by this shit. I hope the inmates in jail treat his asshole like a vampire.

Dress him up like a goth and throw a rave?

[Biolink]

How stupid can people really be?

I am just as pissed off at the Burger King employees that didn't do anything.They must have been all women or something

[Autocrat1]

He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature
T. Hawk is too strong.

[Irennicus]

Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'

the peacock then responded asking, "WHAT IS A MAN?"

To which the man replied, "But enough talk, have at you!"

[YellowS4]

Sentinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

[Nagata Lock II]

I am just as pissed off at the Burger King employees that didn't do anything.They must have been all women or something
Exactly, I'm trying to figure out how a group of people could just watch it all happen and not do anything.

Usually I find stuff like this funny and I was laughing for a bit but it's pretty sad actually to know a defenseless bird was beaten by an obviously raving lunatic.

This thread can be redeemed with a photoshop of Chris Benoit and a peacock though.

[Gimpy]

Dress him up like a goth and throw a rave?



No...stab it and beat the shit out of it. :rofl: No homo on that.

[YellowS4]

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I have nothing else to do =\

[DieDeadDeath]

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I have nothing else to do =\

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[AkumaTX]

This saddness of this thread is long covered by this winning artist. As soon as i set up my pay pal, you and i both shall be getting premium membership.

[Nick T.]

hmmm

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but i wonder what BK it was at?
hahah

people on this island are nuts

[Orochi Ken]

I thought this was about rsigley for a second.

[Starhammer]

Staten island must have the good stuff!! :smokin: I wonder if the crowd looked like a bunch of demons to him?

-Starhammer-

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

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I have nothing else to do =\

lol.


Well i for one...will say fuck that guy, Yet shake his hand because i know peacocks..resemble vampires once your drunk

[TheSix]

Damn....one of our best spies - defeated so easily.

[Galactic]

Man I hate living in staten island.... (I know my location says Brooklyn but I moved)

Whackjobs beating up peacocks cuz they thought it was a vampire....

Fucking white people....

*Goes back to his zombie-proofed bunker and continues preperations for surviving the undead apocalypse*

^_-;

[Mixah]

this story makes me want to punch sealhunta in the face.

[R | C]

I thought this was about rsigley for a second.

Haha, so did I.

I thought he took it to the next level.

Maybe next year.

[FragMasterGen]

the day-walker returns...

[Kid Wonder]

I'm super serial, you guys....

[Yansoma]

This type of shit upsets me because cruelty involving just humans is just a fucked natural thing that we have to deal with. Animals on the other hand didn't ask for any of this; they didn't ask to be involved in our bullshit.

[RyuHikaru]

Stop the inbreeding - people are getting way outta control these days.

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I have nothing else to do =\

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[Hoonyo]

this guy's better than rsigley

[Grimm_Demize]

Peacocks appear on Statan island? :wtf:

WILD PEACOCK APPEARED!!!

[OmNiExiZt]

WILD PEACOCK APPEARED!!!
select magic- thundaga- select WILD PEACOCK- CIRTICAL HIT!!! WILD PEACOCK loses 350HP.

Vampires come out during the day? What is this world coming to?

*ONEZ*

[TheMaidenMasha]

lol I <3 PCP

[Rico!]

select magic- thundaga- select WILD PEACOCK- CIRTICAL HIT!!! WILD PEACOCK loses 350HP.

Vampires come out during the day? What is this world coming to?

*ONEZ*

we're all doomed, we just won't realize it until it's too late

[xDarKnighTx]

So... killing/beating a peacock is a crime, but killing millions of chickens isn't? :wtf:

[OmNiExiZt]

So... killing/beating a peacock is a crime, but killing millions of chickens isn't? :wtf:

Pssh, FUCK YEAH!!!! Pecocks are friends, not food. But if we are talking vampires, then that's a whole nother story. Next time you go to the zoo and pass the vampire cage, you'll think twice about it. On a side note, here in new orleans at the Audobon Zoo, the let the vampires walk around like it's ok. When you try to eat at the Mc Donalds in the zoo, they are always hanging around trying to get free fires and shit or a suck of your blood. It's a wild fucking animal people!!! One day, it's going to peck somebodies eye out and they are going to sue the shit out of that zoo.

*ONEZ*

[Gimpy]

Well chickens taste good. Without them I would be lost. I seriously doubt peacock meat is any good. :lol:

[Kayin]

Die monster, you don't belong in this world!