SRK Battle Royale Discussion: Carpet Lint, gayness of

[Carpet Lint]

...I'm gay.

[Carpet Lint]

That's right, it's you and me Muffy - I'm going to lock you down like The Glove did to Stockton in the '96 Western Conference Finals.

I'm going to fire the opening volley.

You are gay.

Ball. Game on, son.

[quiche]

Hey Tantrum, you eat cheeses. Do not deny it.

Quiche
Clint
Warp

...seriously.

[4neqs]

Tantin
Muff
Krass

[Galactic]

Quiche
Muff
Krass

Sad to see two of my former teammates up in different teams but with free agency and all, that's just the business side of it.

^_-;

[maxx]

wait wtf? when did my team go haha holy crap.

[Warpticon]

quiche
lint
warpticon

I like how I'm the only one spellcheck doesn't like.

Also, the word "spellcheck."

[SFFanatic]

Yeah I have no idea where my ol' team w/ DS and N-Ken went.

[Tantin]

I come from the old school of thought where you must win, it wasn't polite back then to talk about what 'team' who's in. Just get in the thread and it had better sound a little like you know how to flame. Or else what're you wasting my time for? I don't get like "free internet". My bandwidth's limited. I mean instead of this, I could be fishing for porn with my dick out. all kinds of opportunities stick out in my mind when I consider not clicking this poor attempt at a vote grab.

Then again I love every single worthless last one of you, you're like a bottomless drain for my invective to funnel through. You can start unpopular contests every week, you won't win the heart. SRK was mine from the start.


Tantin
Muff
Krass

[maxx]

Yeah I have no idea where my ol' team w/ DS and N-Ken went.

this year sucked hard..we should have gotten some kinda warning..since the battles were all over the place.

[Carpet Lint]

This year's Battle Royale was an unparalleled disaster - we should really form like an angry mob and go after the dude that organized everything.

[Boleslaw]

lmao did you even finish the second round?


not that i care this thing should die and be silently buried with no one to come eleanor rigby style


i vote for me, I'm da winner in da BR

[ToyRobotTerror]

Can someone link to the other battles?

[maxx]

lmao did you even finish the second round?


not that i care this thing should die and be silently buried with no one to come eleanor rigby style


i vote for me, I'm da winner in da BR

well at least for my team i didnt see the second match at all..like who did we face and lose to?

[ToyRobotTerror]

Boleslaw shut up you spoony bard, before i smash my lute in your face so very hard.

[N-Ken]

well at least for my team i didnt see the second match at all..like who did we face and lose to?

Yeah exactly afaik we never had a 2nd match.

[Carpet Lint]

This is all very perplexing.

I don't want to rush to any conclusions, but it's very probable that I completely fucked up the Battle Royale this year.

[maxx]

This is all very perplexing.

I don't want to rush to any conclusions, but it's very probable that I completely fucked up the Battle Royale this year.

lawl.

[Boleslaw]

forum games just aint what they used to be in these here parts

[angryliberal]

yeah, ummm...what happened to team analrapist, did we just get thrown out for breaking local sodomy laws or something?

[DaDesiCanadian]

yeah, ummm...what happened to team analrapist, did we just get thrown out for breaking local sodomy laws or something?

Damnit, I warned you about those business cards....

[angryliberal]

*shakes head in shame*

i know...

[KrassHole]

Doesn't make a diff, the best team is still gonna win. I didnt even have to shed the hatred. Dont worry about names for us Carpet, just call us the winners.


tan
muff
krass

[angryliberal]

i don't think "win" is a term that can be applied to this situation...

[SRKev]

i don't think "win" is a term that can be applied to this situation...

Agreed. I think our team could've wiped the competition. Oh well, maybe next year...

[Murt!]

:lol:

I'm glad I sat this out.

[Lantis]

I suggest we send a rabid herd of horny mooses to Carpet Lint's house for his fucking up of this BR.

[SFFanatic]

i don't think "win" is a term that can be applied to this situation...

sign co for that. Its like some kind of fucked up forfeit.

[maxx]

its not carpet's fault..its adam for abandoning this...carpet did the best he could.

[Lantis]

its not carpet's fault..its adam for abandoning this...carpet did the best he could.

The mooses still sound like a good idea. :looney:

[angryliberal]

i don't blame lint, i blame terrorism.

[Boleslaw]

I think the correct term is "meese"

[Slide]

Do you guys not understand that it's what you make of it too?

[Muff Daddy]

rofl@ 'Lint making this the Final Round.

here are the brackets in case anyone was wondering where we're at:

[Carpet Lint]

OH FUCK ME

I skipped ahead like two rounds then...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry guys, I don't know how I missed those match-ups. I didn't draw up a nifty bracket diagram like Muffy - I'm pretty much just winging it while I got a free moment at work. If you couldn't tell already...I am kind of not very organized.

Also, extremely gay.

But listen...we are finishing the Battle Royale even if it takes all fucking year.

Exactly 150 seconds after this post, I'll put up the rest of the second round matches, and we'll proceed like this thread never happened.

Because it didn't - we'll have to throw both teams back into the pool and do a random draw all over again to preserve the integrity of the SRK Battle Royale (lollerskatez).

Okay, so...

Team Slap Yo Mama vs. Team Funky Bole Booty
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=134512

Team Analrapist vs. Team Playa Haters
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=134513

I'm going to change the thread title of this one to hide my shame as well.

FUCK, you guys have to watch me! I'm like a fucking child - I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm doing here, I'm just a participant!

[quiche]

So who won?

...seriously.

[Carpet Lint]

No one did, we had to cancel this match-up because I'm gay and skipped a round.

We might not even match-up with Team Too Cool For School again - we have to collect all the Round Two winners and put them through random selection again.

REIGN IN THAT HATE for now, quiche. Save it for karaoke night.

[Tantin]

What 'hate' does Quiche have to reign in? The man made a bad pun and insisted I enjoy cheese. That's not hate, that's Dan tier stereotypical black standup comedy, made worse by Quiche's overwhelming stench of Jew.

[Adam Warlock]

its not carpet's fault..its adam for abandoning this...carpet did the best he could.

You're having flashbacks of the time I left for milk, aren't you? Stick to the topic, faggot.

[Boleslaw]

reporting for use of word faggot

[Carpet Lint]

What 'hate' does Quiche have to reign in? The man made a bad pun and insisted I enjoy cheese. That's not hate, that's Dan tier stereotypical black standup comedy, made worse by Quiche's overwhelming stench of Jew.
Fair Tantino; you ask if he bites his thumb at you, but to this I say "nay" - 'tis not a disgrace that needs to be bore by you and your fellow kinsmen. Sire, he bites his thumb, no not at you, sire...but he bites his thumb, sire.

Ho, quarrel sire!?! No sire.

I beseech you, sire - turn your back upon young Quiche, and allow his actions out of turn to be dismissed as the overeagerness of his gallantry.

But know this good man; if you are of a heartless hind and wish to quarrel sire, then HO! You look upon thy death - my naked weapon is out, and I will back my kinsmen of the house of the Bare Spaceborne Lady with eagerness and relish, and strike upon you with swift and terrible vengeance.

But we shall perhaps cross paths yet again, and upon such happenstance, only Lord above will truly know the tale of when my naked weapon points between thy beady eyes, fair Tantino.

[Carpet Lint]

Round 3 contestants...

Team Naked Space Ladies
Team Too Cool For School
Team Funky Bole Booty
Team Playa Haters

I need someone to do a random draw to decide next round match-ups - I feel guilty for running this thing AND participating in it.

[Adam Warlock]

Team Too Cool For School vs Team Funky Bole Booty

Team Naked Space Ladies vs. Team Playa Haters


THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

[Carpet Lint]

You corny as hell, Adam.

Oh yeah, I have to actually make the threads.

Team Too Cool For School vs Team Funky Bole Booty
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=134810

Team Naked Space Ladies vs. Team Playa Haters
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=134811

[Adam Warlock]

You corny as hell, Adam.

Oh yeah, I have to actually make the threads.

Team Too Cool For School vs Team Funky Bole Booty
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=134810

Team Naked Space Ladies vs. Team Playa Haters
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=134811

I'm sorry my puppet. Mind repeating? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your strings moving and my cackling.

EDIT: And this post was made after you made the threads? Why did you say you had to make them? You're a fucking liar CL and the world will know of your treachery.

[Carpet Lint]

I wish Adam Warlock would just die already and stop trying to expose my treacherous plans.

SRK BATTLE ROYALE FINAL MATCH
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=135052