Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship

[Viscant]

Dunno if anyone else is watching this. I put down some cash on my man Joey Chestnut to take this thing down and bring the title of competitive eating back to the USA where it belongs. I've got my hot dogs grilled and ready to go. GET HYPE!!!

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[Biolink]

Come on man.How could you NOT put that money on Kobiyashi?

He's proven himself

[HaiDuongRiceMan]

But he's broken his jaw...

[Viscant]

He's got that arthritic jaw. Plus Joey's the current world record holder. He's put down 59 dogs. So theoretically he should be the favorite. Competitive eaters don't choke, so he should be the favorite even if Kobayashi was healthy.

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[Lantis]

Wow...Viscant makes a topic at GD...WHO WOULD'VE THUNK IT?

Too bad that, once again, the title reeks of sexual innuendo.

So...how do you like 'em weiners? :pleased:

[Biolink]

He's the Mj of eating.

He'll play through it :china:

[white shadow]

Poor Kobayashi, fate is not smiling on him at all, he needs to pull some Rocky shit to win this.

[maxx]

oh shit its on now?! kobiyashi found his lex luthor.

[Viscant]

Yeah everyone's saying that he's pulling an MJ in the flu game and he's gonna drop 60 on Joey. I don't believe it though. Joey was a 2-to-3 favorite on Bodog when I made the bet and I put a max bet on him. He's down to a 1-to-3 favorite now, so all the smart money is on Joey.

I'm not even kidding, this might be my 3rd favorite sporting event of the year. I always grill up some hot dogs and try to eat along with them. I can only eat 4 in the 12 minutes though. I fail at eating =(

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[Lantis]

It's a passing of the torch! :wonder:

[Biolink]

One of these days I am going to try it.I think I can squeeze out about 7 in 12 minutes.

[Sheng-Long]

Didn't Kobayashi's mother die recently too?

If Flu + injury + dead mother doesn't stop Kobayashi, nothing will.

GOOOO Joey Chestnut!

[maxx]

kobiyashi is genetically superior..he should never lose.

[Wild Kitty]

I really hope you americans are rooting for chestnut. THIS IS OUR HOLIDAY. OUR FOOD. OUR SPORT. AMERICA IS NOTORIOUS FOR EATING TOO MUCH!!!

Fuck your yellow fever bullshit if you're rooting for Kobayashi. THIS IS ONE DAY YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR LOVE FOR LOLIS, GIRLS IN SCHOOLGIRL OUTFITS, MULTI-COLORED HAIR, ANIME AND VIDEOGAMES ASIDE!!! TODAY WE ROOT FOR OUR COUNTRY. TODAY WE ROOT FOR AMERICA! LAND OF THE OBESE

RUSH THOSE HOTDOGS DOWN JOEY CHESTNUT - WE GOT YOUR BACK!! BRING IT HOME

[Storming Flower]

where can you watch this? like on what station

[Wild Kitty]

it's on ESPN

[Viscant]

This is so awesome. I love the entrances they give competitors. "He has eaten 7 pounds of zucchini in 10 minutes!" or "he has the longest incisors in the sport". This is great TV, there's just no way around this.

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[maxx]

haha i watch crazy legs conti on the phantom gormet...he got into this battle with like local boston celebrities in a russian roulette..nigga lost...he had a bill of like 3,000 dollars.

[white shadow]

OHSI! Patrick Philbin looks like Fat Buu!!!:clap:

[rsigley]

i heard joey chestnuts boys roughed up kobayashi so he could win

kinda like how the million dollar man did to hulk hogan before wrestlemania 9

it didn't work then and it won't work now

the real heroes come out on top even when the odds are stacked against them

[Grits'N'Gravy]

I just have one thing to say:

GANBATTE GANBATTE TA-KE-RU

Oh and GO COOKIE JARVIS!!! Show these bitches what a big fat fuck from New York can do!

[ducvader]

Go Asia! KOBAYASHI!

[maxx]

lol kobiyashi doesnt have his super saiyan hair anymore.

did the announcers just compare joey to neil armstrong...holy shit the commentary is too strong.

the entire free world is focused on this contest!

[Viscant]

Yeah we've got some Masterpiece Theatre commentating going on here. This is too fucking good. Joey is holding strong but he looks like he's suffering. Going to the stomach pat move hella early and turning red a bit. COME ON JOEY!!!

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[ducvader]

Tie Fucking Eh - Go Japan!

[maxx]

people arent even fucking close to these two

ITS FUCKIN KING KONG VS GODZILLA BITCHES!!!

ITS ON LIKE DONKY KONG!!

[SunocO]

wow awesome finish lol

[white shadow]

SANFORD V. JUSTIN Shit Right Here!!!

[Viscant]

Kobayashi puked as time ended. If it was a tie, then it goes to the judges so Joey's gonna win. I think the US just won.

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[Wild Kitty]

America Prevails!!!

[maxx]

lol their going for instant replay...ya fuckers thats how a real sport goes..tennis take a lesson from nathans..they got instant replay!

[Biolink]

Bah.

Kobiyashi would have won if his jaw wasn't messed up

*Dissapears in a Cloud of Smoke*

[Wild Kitty]

66!!!

Joey Chestnut!!!!

America Takes It Back..

2007 Continues To Rape!!!!

Go America!! Fuck Your Yellow Fever!!!! America Bitches!! The Title Will Never Leave This Country Again! It Is Our Belt! Our Food!!!! Fuck Your Hoo Gai Ping Pong Pai Bitches!!!! America!!!

[rsigley]

this whole thing is propaganda

kobayashi was set up from the start

this is to create propaganda to send us into another war

see how they're pushing the american aspect of it, and how this is great for america.

next thing you know they'll be posters, if you wanna be an american like joey chestnuts sign up for the war

[Viscant]

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

66 hotdogs and buns for the winner...and the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW champion of the world! MY MAN...JOEY CHESTNUT!!!!!!!

This is a great moment for our country and for our people. Truly, we are deserving of this great honor. The US truly rules eating.

USA! USA! USA! USA!
AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!!!

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[white shadow]

Bah.

Kobiyashi would have won if his jaw wasn't messed up

*Dissapears in a Cloud of Smoke*

Please for the love of gawd don't even start...

[NAMMMMMM]

its sad that it took america almost 5 years to beat a japanese dude at something we reign supreme at (basically being a fat ass and being able to eat a lot.)

[Galactic]

All I gotta say is...

USA! USA!! USA!!!

^_-;

[Hoonyo]

fucking jaw injury my ass. kobayashi ate 63 dogs but stood no chance against joey chestnut.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

its sad that it took america almost 5 years to beat a japanese dude at something we reign supreme at (basically being a fat ass and being able to eat a lot.)

Yeah but the thing is, the best dudes at the "sport" aren't fat at all.

Maybe more americans should get into competitive eating, and start doing the exercise required to eat a fucking truckload rather than A) Blaming "genetics" or metabolism B) taking a bunch of diet drugs and C) Bemoaning the situation.

[rsigley]

it's ok cause joey chestnut done fucked up now. kobayashi is on the next plane back to japan and he's going into the lab to perfect his technique. next year i predict kobayashi will eat 200 hot dogs in 1 minute, then laugh at joey for the other 11.

[ducvader]

I like how the counters show 63 to 63 and then all of a sudden its 66 to 63. Official count my ass.


Duc

[NAMMMMMM]

I like how the counters show 63 to 63 and then all of a sudden its 66 to 63. Official count my ass.


Duc

i smell controversy a brewin

[maxx]

I like how the counters show 63 to 63 and then all of a sudden its 66 to 63. Official count my ass.


Duc

ya know wut i say to that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U

plus he threw up...ggpo after that.

[NAMMMMMM]

goddam i keep on thinking about how i can barely eat 3 hot dogs without getting sick. i cant even fathom 66. jesus.

[ducvader]

ya know wut i say to that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U

plus he threw up...ggpo after that.


America is actually Canada, Mexico, and the United States put into one.

South AMERICA is techically america too.


LOL

[maxx]

America is actually Canada, Mexico, and the United States put into one.

South AMERICA is techically america too.


LOL

YOU KNOWWW WUT THAT VID WAS TALKING ABOUT!

[NAMMMMMM]

America is actually Canada, Mexico, and the United States put into one.

South AMERICA is techically america too.


LOL

lets go eat hot dogs foo

[Biggzy]

The jaw is the only reason he lost.

[maxx]

the commentary is too fucking strong..greatest commentary ever..even wwe can't match that shit.

[The Green Trench Coat]

did anyone see kobyashi in the eating contest vs a kodiak bear?

awesome vid lemme find it.


EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo

Bears Rule!

[pherai]

ah fuck this shit. What kind of name is Joey Chestnut anyway? Does he think that sounds cool? Nice job beating a dude with a fucked up jaw.

[Debaser]

America. Fuck yeah.

[ParryAll]

I just loved Kobayashi cause he was soo ripped, so small yet he could eat more than the fattest sacks of shit in the tournament. He was cool and charasmatic.

New guy isn't as appealing. Actually he looks like a douche.

[Devil X]

lol Kobayashi shitted himself from his mouth after his devastating loss. America is the hot dog champ now this bum can go the fuck back home and rest his jaw insteadin of workin it by throwing down dogs and blowin cocks. Chestnuts restin on Kobayashi's chin ftw USA AMERCA, FUCK YAH!!!!!!!!! :encore:

[Irennicus]

America is actually Canada, Mexico, and the United States put into one.

South AMERICA is techically america too.


LOL

Go back to scamming people for money.

[SRKev]

Go back to scamming people for money.

Beat me to it.:china:

[LimeGreenPatato]

did anyone see kobyashi in the eating contest vs a kodiak bear?

awesome vid lemme find it.


EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo

Bears Rule!


hahah the bear just rocked him. The commentators are the best.


It's funny how everyone is like YES WE ARE THE BEST. When this guy has one once. I'd like to see their record in every contest against each other, cause every time i've seen joey chesnut vs kobyashi. Chesnut lost.

[maxx]

did anyone see kobyashi in the eating contest vs a kodiak bear?

awesome vid lemme find it.


EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo

Bears Rule!

you know its serious when you got bruce buffer doing introductions.

[SlayerofBodom]

Guys, this was the most spectacular athletic showdown in the history of Western civilization.

You had the Grand champion, the living legend, 5-time Emperor of Eating, God of Gluttonyyyyyyyyy....Takeura Kobayahsi, showing his heart and unbelievable desire to win after the death of his mother and a brutal, devastating injury threatening to keep him from the event.

You also had the fiery challenger, the tremendous American kid dynamite, Joey Chestnut, like a young Mike Tyson, ready to take the eating world by storm, and rock its unbeatable champion.

Both fighters raised each others' levels to unbelievable new heights; Kobayashi shatters the previous world record by 4 HDBs, only to be even further surpassed by the patriotic, heroic American Chestnut, ushering in a new world era of competitive eating with 66 HDBs.

I was screaming at the television the entire time.

[ducvader]

ChestNut's gonna get own next year. He's the world champion right now - Guy from the united states. Wooooo.... LOL.

[Weeks]

its sad that it took america almost 5 years to beat a japanese dude at something we reign supreme at (basically being a fat ass and being able to eat a lot.)

that sad part is that America isn't even the fattest country in the world.

but I'm glad we won this event.

[Saotome Kaneda]

subscribed for laffs



USA USA USA USA

[maxx]

major guile has struck a decisive victory for america!

[Valaris]

that sad part is that America isn't even the fattest country in the world.

but I'm glad we won this event.

Considering half of our population is bears and moose I would imagine Canada would be the fattest country.

[Hoonyo]

i always thought hawaiians were fatsos because of all the spam they eat.

[Æther]

America may have won this time but wait until Kobayashi returns from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! *cue DBZ music*

[{PFH}-Lake]

Dunno if anyone else is watching this. I put down some cash on my man Joey Chestnut to take this thing down and bring the title of competitive eating back to the USA where it belongs. I've got my hot dogs grilled and ready to go. GET HYPE!!!

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com i heard that the japanese always won.

[pherai]

i always thought hawaiians were fatsos because of all the spam they eat.

And hawaiians are americans

[Infested Jester]

In case it wasn't posted yet.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_V-2NKUlzns

[Magnetro]

Cool, now if this only happened in a 3S - 5v5 @ Evo : (

obligatory USA USA USA

[The Green Trench Coat]

hahah the bear just rocked him. The commentators are the best.


you know its serious when you got bruce buffer doing introductions.


Dude at the beginning Kobyashi looked terrified. Lucky they didn't put a polar bear or grizzly in there. it would've eaten both trays of hot dogs .. and kobyashi... taken a shit and then eaten everyone in that room.

[Mario Lemieux!]

jesus fucking christ

anyone check some of the other youtube vids from that bear link?

10kg curry rice challenge? omfg...that was monstrous

[Kaistar]

Bears Bears Bears Bears Bears
I Can't Bear It Anymore!

[orka]

And hawaiians are americans

whenever the u.s. takes over something... the ones acquired always seem to pick up the worst american traits

[elitericerocket]

Did anyone see that MTV special on competition eaters? They had a segment on Kobayashi where he went to some sushi house and stacked up like 100 empty plates. Shit was top tier. He also ate a fucking tub of shaved ice with some sort of hot sauce syrup on it. Dude is crazy, so what if he lost the hot dog contest one time.

[MrBlank]

I like how the jaw excuse flew out right after Joey Chestnut broke the HD record 59 (unofficially) at the pre-quals and all of a sudden kobayashi is teh broken jawd...

[R | C]

So where did those 3 extra counts come from? Hm ...

Props to Kobayashi for chowing down on his own barf.

[Weeks]

whenever the u.s. takes over something... the ones acquired always seem to pick up the worst american traits

lol. hawaii has always been a country that emphasizes the fat. it was a sign of nobility. they actually toned it down quite a bit when we took over.

anyway, the fattest countries are actually some islands in the pacific and some eastern european nations.

[Hoonyo]

And hawaiians are americansthey sure are

did you also know that honolulu is the capital of hawaii?

[Anubis]

Well Kobiyashi didn't win this year, but still six-time champion is nothing to feel bad about. If it wasn't for the fact that his jaw was sore, he may have repeated.

[Wild Kitty]

BS on all this "oh if it wasn't for his jaw he woulda won".

If you can pound 63 dogs, your jaw ain't hurting enough to bother you. It didn't affect him at all, stop trying to cover for the fact that chestnut was the better man this year and take your asiaphilia back to the anime threads.

[Hoonyo]

BS on all this "oh if it wasn't for his jaw he woulda won".

If you can pound 63 dogs, your jaw ain't hurting enough to bother you. It didn't affect him at all, stop trying to cover for the fact that chestnut was the better man this year and take your asiaphilia back to the anime threads.

lol seriously. it's either asiaphilia or antiamericanism =[

[dev1ant]

"Anything Japanese > ____________" - SRK :rolleyes:

[woof]

"Anything Japanese > ____________" - SRK :rolleyes:
you mean the internet right

[MrBlank]

Woof your avatar is epileptic enducing....

[LimeGreenPatato]

BS on all this "oh if it wasn't for his jaw he woulda won".

If you can pound 63 dogs, your jaw ain't hurting enough to bother you. It didn't affect him at all, stop trying to cover for the fact that chestnut was the better man this year and take your asiaphilia back to the anime threads.

Its called heart. Anyone can do anything if they put their mind to it. A guy played game 7 and scored the stanley cup winning goal for the leafs with a broken leg.


Just cause you do something well doesn't mean you don't have a serious injury.

[Viscant]

Don't forget, at the end, Kobayashi had his "reversal". So it's not like his jaw failed him, his stomach/esophagus eventually gave out. There's no asterisk or footnote to go on Joey's victory. He won this shit CLEAN.

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[Biolink]

That shit was disgusting.He ate his own fucking throw-up :wasted:

[ringopan]

competitive eating is serious business in japan (more than it is here)... kobayashis got good competition over there, although he still dominates. hopefully chestnut will make the sport more popular over here so we can see some more top tier matches :shy: !!!

anyone know where to get full episodes of the "food battle club" tv show in japan? its like the SBO of eating. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvtZ963uQXI

[Biolink]

I'll have to look up so Japanese articles on his loss,never realized that he was THAT big in Japan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNeuNjoQO08

[Infested Jester]

I'm gonna try to hunt down the "Glutton Bowl" vids. All the foods are a surprise until its time to eat. I remember one dude eats 3 giant bowls of mayonaise. :wasted: Kobayashi makes it to the end against some American and beats him in cow brains...yes, whole fucking cow brains.

[The Green Trench Coat]

"Anything Japanese > ____________" - SRK :rolleyes:

so true and also

"hotdogs > black women"- srk
:sad::lame:

[Mixah]

what's next, white people making sushi and wearing getas?