View Full Version : Oh boy...This Mo'fo doesnt know what he's talking about: Worst Cartoons Ever
Scorpio_G
07-04-2007, 02:50 PM
http://tv.msn.com/tv/badcartoons
OMG, aside from Silverhawks which was mediocre is this guy really serious? I could find worst cartoons than this list. :arazz:
4Play
07-04-2007, 03:02 PM
Captain Planet and Scooby Doo belong in that list though
Darkshine
07-04-2007, 03:04 PM
Captain Planet...bad? BLASPHEMY! It was the only cartoon in history to have an episode about Nicaraguan arms dealers.
goof troop?! how you gonna hate on goof troop?!
Pokemon was good for the first few seasons.
Ferdinandz
07-04-2007, 03:08 PM
Fuck him, I loved the silver hawks.
Grits'N'Gravy
07-04-2007, 03:08 PM
This guy sucks, the worst cartoons are:
Freakshow
Venture Bros
Minoriteam
Lil Bush
This guy sucks, the worst cartoons are:
Venture Bros
Surely, you jest.
Grits'N'Gravy
07-04-2007, 03:15 PM
Surely, you jest.
I've seen it like 5 times. Sometimes sober, sometimes blazed, sometimes drunk.
Never made me laugh. Atleast it's better than "Saul of the Molemen"
Monte
07-04-2007, 03:17 PM
oh that Jem, she's so outrageous, truly, truly, truly outrageous!
venture bros is one of the best shows on adult swim.
Athanasy
07-04-2007, 03:23 PM
Silverhawks was the shit. gtfo
AlphaDragoon
07-04-2007, 03:23 PM
Oh shit, my sister wants to fuck this guy up for putting Jem on that list. :rofl:
And HELL NO to Captain Planet, that show was awesome. Only cartoon I've ever seen where people die from AIDS and get shanked/shot in the middle of Russian riots. And the drug use episode too...yeah, fuck that guy.
Pokemon WAS good in the first seasons, this's dude's retarded. Maybe he meant anything past the Orange Islands, that shit they showed afterwards (Johto, whatever the fuck it was with May, that new season) sucks.
Panicked
07-04-2007, 03:34 PM
Kanto pokemon was good. Everything afterwards sucked.
children of the 80's and 90's are gonna shank this dude.
white shadow
07-04-2007, 03:36 PM
Mother*****er dissed Goof Troop, he should be drawn and quartered.
Silverhawks was really a POS though, the on cartoon where you could fall in space. :confused:
Lucretz
07-04-2007, 03:39 PM
Fuck this fuckface.
I hate these stupid trendy ass worst/best lists these sites put out. They're always complete and utter ass, with half the choices being completely retarded and the other half being just purposely bullshit choices to make the writer look like he knows something or is more intelligent than the average reader of said subject because he can make some controversy evoking decision.
Cuntly balderdash.
specs
07-04-2007, 03:39 PM
This fucking dude needs a Planeteer style beating. From Captain Planet. In that episode where Cap lost his powers and was wielding a crowbar. :rofl: Good times.
i can kinda understand his riff on captain planet..i mean..the fucker gets owned by empty cokecans.
but then again we have the only team with a black leader..lol quami for the win!
quami and wheeler were broken.
Alzarath
07-04-2007, 03:56 PM
i can kinda understand his riff on captain planet..i mean..the fucker gets owned by empty cokecans.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
But yea, that list = fail =/
MechZZ
07-04-2007, 03:56 PM
I've seen it like 5 times. Sometimes sober, sometimes blazed, sometimes drunk.
Never made me laugh. Atleast it's better than "Saul of the Molemen"
Oh wow. Venture bro's is by far one of the best cartoons I've seen.
4Play
07-04-2007, 04:01 PM
Speaking of old cartoons this looks like automatic fail to me:Click here (http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Gimpy
07-04-2007, 04:04 PM
Fuck this!!!! This bitch needs to be stabbed. Bad enough he put Transformers on that list but he made and enemy with me when he said Pokemon.....:mad:...:nunchuck:
Alzarath
07-04-2007, 04:05 PM
Speaking of old cartoons this looks like automatic fail to me:Click here (http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Wtf is that?! Wow :rofl:
Kikosho
07-04-2007, 04:06 PM
Seriously, this guy wants to die a horrible, horrible death. Probably thinks Transformers the animated movie is bad too.
Shinto
07-04-2007, 04:06 PM
Fuck That!
Pokemon is not a bad show seriously.........
Speaking of old cartoons this looks like automatic fail to me:Click here (http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
wtf they look like the fat boys haha
automatic fail is any cartoon that required 3d glasses except botzmasters
Ouroborus
07-04-2007, 04:08 PM
oh fuck no! he didnt just put down goof troops:wtf:
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 04:19 PM
venture bros is one of the best shows on adult swim.
co-sign.
skitz
07-04-2007, 04:20 PM
BEST CARTOONS
06:00 a.m. The Adventures of Captain Planet
06:30 a.m. Wacky Races
07:00 a.m. The Scooby & Scrappy-Doo Show
07:30 a.m. Tom & Jerry
08:00 a.m. Looney Tunes
08:30 a.m. Popeye
09:00 a.m. Smurfs
09:30 a.m. Snorks
10:00 a.m. The Zoo
11:00 a.m. Dastardly & Muttley
11:30 a.m. Pac-Man
12:00 p.m. A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
01:00 p.m. Heathcliff
01:30 p.m. Magilla Gorilla
02:00 p.m. Snorks
02:30 p.m. Smurfs
03:00 p.m. Yogi Bear
03:30 p.m. Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!
04:00 p.m. SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron
04:30 p.m. Hong Kong Phooey
05:00 p.m. Richie Rich
05:30 p.m. 2 Stupid Dogs
06:00 p.m. Baby Looney Tunes
06:30 p.m. Tom & Jerry Kids
07:00 p.m. A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
07:30 p.m. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
08:00 p.m. Tom & Jerry
09:00 p.m. Looney Tunes
10:00 p.m. Pink Panther
10:30 p.m. Popeye
11:00 p.m. The Jetsons
11:30 p.m. Flintstones
12:00 a.m. Batman: The Animated Series
12:30 a.m. Superman: The Animated Series
01:00 a.m. Toon Heads
01:30 a.m. Looney Tunes
02:00 a.m. Tom & Jerry
03:00 a.m. Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!
03:30 a.m. Hong Kong Phooey
04:00 a.m. Dastardly & Muttley
04:30 a.m. Flintstones
05:00 a.m. The Jetsons
05:30 a.m. Banana Splits
Other words Cartoons in the 80's - 90's are the best
Old school WB,Fox,and disney channel was god tier
WORST CARTOONS
Everything else
Cartoons in the 2000's are shit/garbage/trash/a waste.If you grew up on new generation cartoons,you fucking missed out.
PS: I watch boomerang not cartoon network. hippie ki ya
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 04:21 PM
Fuck That!
Pokemon is not a bad show seriously.........
I agree.I like Poke'mon.Especially now that Dawn has become the new female character.she has two of my favorite Poke'mon (Piplup & Buneary).
co-sign.
editt your post kid..i know your new but we dont co-sign anymore.
Alzarath
07-04-2007, 04:27 PM
itt we now post about old cartoons we loved.
wru rocko's modern life =(
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 04:32 PM
editt your post kid..i know your new but we dont co-sign anymore.
what do I say then "I agree" or "2nded"?
Tat guy
07-04-2007, 04:35 PM
Anyone who thinks Pokemon and Captain Planet were bad...... should just politely walk into the spiked walls. .. .
That season one theme song for Pokemon was the shit.. . .. going to go download that right now. . .
N-Ken
07-04-2007, 04:36 PM
Fuck this fuckface.
I hate these stupid trendy ass worst/best lists these sites put out. They're always complete and utter ass, with half the choices being completely retarded and the other half being just purposely bullshit choices to make the writer look like he knows something or is more intelligent than the average reader of said subject because he can make some controversy evoking decision.
Cuntly balderdash.
I completely agree, I hate these fucking lists where the writer is pretty much clueless and makes picks he knows are wrong so he can be controversial and "edgy", this list makes me think he's never seen a cartoon before.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 04:39 PM
Anyone who thinks Pokemon and Captain Planet were bad...... should just politely walk into the spiked walls. .. .
That season one theme song for Pokemon was the shit.. . .. going to go download that right now. . .
I wanna be the very best? lol.I have a question about Season One.who the hell was that girl they showed in the opening who had Pikachu run from under her skirt and jump into the air.
Defective
07-04-2007, 04:40 PM
Wow, this fool dissed Transformers and Gooftroop? That's some kind of "shock" article or something.
what do I say then "I agree" or "2nded"?
agree with sum explanation y u agree.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 04:44 PM
Wow, this fool dissed Transformers and Gooftroop? That's some kind of "shock" article or something.
Goof Troop was pretty gay,i mean I'd be pretty pissed if Goofy was my dad and everyone in town was a bunch of Dog things.But Transformers,i can't see how anyone could not like Transformers.
jae hoon
07-04-2007, 04:49 PM
Transformers
Silverhawk
Gooftroop
being on the list is autofail.
Rhio2k
07-04-2007, 04:50 PM
goof troop?! how you gonna hate on goof troop?!
The only good thing about that show was that Pete's milf wife Peg. I saw an ep just last week (some shit about a dinosaur) after the Toon Disney movie, and trust me: everything cool and fun you remember about that show is just rose-colored glasses. The theme song still owned, though.
Tat guy
07-04-2007, 04:50 PM
I wanna be the very best? lol.I have a question about Season One.who the hell was that girl they showed in the opening who had Pikachu run from under her skirt and jump into the air.
Random bitch. . .she was in one of the episodes, but wasn't important. .
The only good thing about that show was that Pete's milf wife Peg.
that theme song was dope
Kayin
07-04-2007, 04:52 PM
I don't give a fuck what else is on there, Transformers being on that list = NO.
Shadow Ace 50
07-04-2007, 04:53 PM
Speaking of old cartoons this looks like automatic fail to me:Click here (http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
you gotta be shittin me....lolz....why are they actual chipmunks? the way I remember they where human-chipmunkish...lolz
Goof troop was the fucking truth....The movie was god tier...if you have go watch it now!!!!!...Max being embarassed by his dad..lol pete being rich..his son had like all the newest shit and max didnt have shit but a skateboard..lol
Captain Planet was serious as well.Wheeler was like the new age talking link of that time...Heart nigga was useless..lol.you could throw a banana peel at him and he will be on the verge of death..Captain Pollution...lolz
Kikosho
07-04-2007, 04:54 PM
I remember Goof Troop being the shit. I saw a Goofy Movie and everything.
you gotta be shittin me....lolz....why are they actual chipmunks? the way I remember they where human-chipmunkish...lolz
Goof troop was the fucking truth....The movie was god tier...if you have go watch it now!!!!!...Max being embarassed by his dad..lol pete being rich..his son had like all the newest shit and max didnt have shit but a skateboard..lol
Captain Planet was serious as well.Wheeler was like the new age talking link of that time...Heart nigga was useless..lol.you could throw a banana peel at him and he will be on the verge of death..Captain Pollution...lolz
captain planet=ghetto ultraman
Rhio2k
07-04-2007, 04:57 PM
I'm really surprised Disney's Jungle Cubs (Baloo, Bagheera, Shere Khan and an elephant as cubs) isn't on that list. That was some inane shit. As was The Little Wizards, Wishkid, and Foofur.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 04:58 PM
There are alot of bad cartoons but the ones named are not all bad. the ones that should have been named are...
1.Ed,Ed,& Eddy
2.The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
3.Eek the Cat
4.Dragon Booster
5.Terrible Thunder Lizards
6.Rugrats
7.Sponge Bob
8.Squirrel Boy
9.My gym Partner is a Monkey
10.Code Lyoko
11.Camp Lazlo
Kayin
07-04-2007, 05:00 PM
There are alot of bad cartoons but the ones named are not all bad. the ones that should have been named are...
1.Ed,Ed,& Eddy
2.The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
3.Eek the Cat
4.Dragon Booster
5.Terrible Thunder Lizards
6.Rugrats
7.Sponge Bob
8.Squirrel Boy
9.My gym Partner is a Monkey
10.Code Lyoko
11.Camp Lazlo
Spongebob is one of my guilty pleasures, but that list is FAR more accurate.
Alzarath
07-04-2007, 05:04 PM
I liked Ed, Edd, & Eddy (stopped watchin it though)
Spongebob/Old-school Rugrats are ok.
Everything else, I agree with.
DrumlinerJoe
07-04-2007, 05:16 PM
Jem owned.
skitz
07-04-2007, 05:17 PM
There are alot of bad cartoons but the ones named are not all bad. the ones that should have been named are...
1.Ed,Ed,& Eddy
2.The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
3.Eek the Cat
4.Dragon Booster
5.Terrible Thunder Lizards
6.Rugrats
7.Sponge Bob
8.Squirrel Boy
9.My gym Partner is a Monkey
10.Code Lyoko
11.Camp Lazlo
Everything off that list sucks,but I could deal with Old-school baby Rugrats and The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy is iight.Everything else on that list fails and the main reason cartoon network sucks :china:
Gimpy
07-04-2007, 05:17 PM
Speaking of old cartoons this looks like automatic fail to me:Click here (http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl: Simon and Theo wearing Kool Moe Dee shades. Alvin looks like he's ready to rob someone and shit. :rofl:
Rhio2k
07-04-2007, 05:18 PM
Captain Planet was serious as well.Wheeler was like the new age talking link of that time...Heart nigga was useless..lol.you could throw a banana peel at him and he will be on the verge of death..Captain Pollution...lolz
No, Wheeler was the jerk (cuz he was a male american) who grew up in one of the roughest areas, yet couldn't scrap a lick. He often made things worse with his power, and he was the only motherfucker who ever lost his ring...3 times.
Gi was a fuckin' mystery. She's chinese...and knows Karate. Um...how the fuck you gonna find someone to teach you Karate when everybody is practicing Kung Fu? That's like Going to a Tex-Mex restaurant and asking for Mushu Pork.
Linka only existed mostly as a love interest for The Jerk...when in real life, we ALL know he'd be all over Gi. Her main purpose was to point out how stupid americans were by getting on The Jerk's case all the time for his admittedly childish behavior.
Kwami...was just there. He had a comment or too now and then, but he never really contributed. All those hot-ass girls he was always around, but he was only attracted to a black female scientist in 1 ep. (I hate that about tv: multi-racial cast, with 1 black guy. Everyone else is hooking up all over the place, and the black dude supposedly doesn't like anyone except as a friend for multiple seasons until someone of their own ethnicity shows up. Suddenly they remember they have functioning sexual organs. Wtf?)
Ma-Ti was there to teach peole how to exploit animals to get what you want. And to show that it's okay to be gay.
Suchi...annoyed the fuck out of me. He acted too human, and his face was too expressive. And in one ep where the planeteers were thrown in jail by Hoggish Greedly, this little fucker revealed his cross-dressing tendencies, put on a little dress and danced like a prison bitch while Cap played his harmonica.
Cap could take a banana peel cuz it's NATURAL. Any pollutants, and he's gone. Changing your oil? Don't let Cap take over while you go piss or something. You'll come back and find him dead beneath your car and Gaia giving you the old "You know what you did, you monster" look. I suspect he'll pass out if he flew over a pasture of cattle...all the extra stuff besides methane in cow farts would take him down like Kelly Bundy's undies.
Warpticon
07-04-2007, 05:24 PM
Seriously, this guy wants to die a horrible, horrible death. Probably thinks Transformers the animated movie is bad too.
You mean it wasn't?
Rhio2k
07-04-2007, 05:26 PM
There are alot of bad cartoons but the ones named are not all bad. the ones that should have been named are...
1.Ed,Ed,& Eddy
2.The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
3.Eek the Cat
4.Dragon Booster
5.Terrible Thunder Lizards
6.Rugrats
7.Sponge Bob
8.Squirrel Boy
9.My gym Partner is a Monkey
10.Code Lyoko
11.Camp Lazlo
You forgot Get Ed, Kong (they brought it back. There's some idiocy in this one, like being invited to CHINA for a KARATE tournament), Legend Of The Dragon, Class of 3000 (I didn't think Andre was gay before, but for this, he has honorary status), and Chaotix (or whatever it's called).
white shadow
07-04-2007, 05:27 PM
As for bad cartoons every film strip, storyboard, and recordings of Whatever Happened To Robot Jones should be put into a particle accelerator then the subatomic particle remnants should be dumped into a black hole.
That show is the antithesis of all that is quality, the fact that it got marketed makes we wonder if it is really that hard to get a job as an animation creator/director.
Gimpy
07-04-2007, 05:28 PM
Rhio's post is full of win because it's true. :rofl::rofl: I need that after eating a steak and cheese. Now I can go shit. :rofl: But yeah Cap. Planet had alot of shit with it. Did they ever explain how the villians got that way?
demiSe
07-04-2007, 05:39 PM
Hammerman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ)
There are alot of bad cartoons but the ones named are not all bad. the ones that should have been named are...
3.Eek the Cat
Eek The Cat was great.
Azrael
07-04-2007, 05:45 PM
I stopped reading after "Transformers".
Grown-up fans can find the series disappointing:
No we don't. In fact, Transformers is one of the shows that actually stands up to the test of time for me. In some ways, I appreciate it more as an adult.
nothing but slow car chases,
...When the hell were there car chases in Transformers? This would be kind of hard, considering that until the Stunticons, THERE WERE NO DECEPTICON CARS!
bland explosions
Um...hello? 1985? They didn't have the might and power of CGI back then, genious.
and the ear-piercing voice of Starscream.
No, tell me this fool did NOT just diss Chris Latta....
Latta made Starscream. That character would have been shit without the voice.
In this millennia-long war, characters never seemed to die, they just disappeared
Obviously, he never saw the movie...
Iron Hide did a good job of "disappearing" under Megatron's gun. ...That scene still makes me tear up a little. :sad:
-- and the visual artistry that we once admired now looks a little jolty.
Again, 1985, jackass.
Plus, the soundtrack: the constant guitar riffs squealing in the background, no matter what was happening.
...There were no guitars in the series! This only happened in the movie. Proof this fool has no idea what he's talking about.
It was enough, in 1984, to root for the Autobots just because Optimus Prime sounded like John Wayne --
Sure, it's not like they had any other personalities. Iron Hide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Grimlock, Tracks, etc...all cannon fodder.
but why, exactly, were the Autobots good and the Decepticons evil?
More proof that this idiot has no idea what he's going on about. The origins of the Autobots and Decepticons was covered several times.
Today we expect more of our action heroes.
And I expect more from professionally paid writers, but I guess that's asking too much.
Oh, and Rhio's post = :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Athanasy
07-04-2007, 06:00 PM
Didn't notice it before, but lolmsn.
"Worst Cartoons Ever"="Great 80's Cartoons, And Why I Hate them"
As Azrael(Chris Tocker) already pointed out. The dude is an idiot.
And oh my god, did he just mention Michael Bay.
[i]Let's just hope that Michael Bay can transform "Transformers" and truly make them "more than meets the eye."
LIES AND SLANDER!
Silverhawks was really a POS though, the on cartoon where you could fall in space. :confused:
Shadow, whaaaaa?
You seriously gonna apply logic and physics to an 80's era cartoon? For shame.
Silverhawks was the shit, fuck the haters. Flying Cyborg Hawk-men shooting lasers and flying spaceships. Bitches had lasers in their heels, shoulders, eyes, etc.
You can't beat Mon*Star. I always thought he looked cool as fuck.
WINGS OF SILVER, NERVES OF STEEL, EEEAARRRHRH(My attempt at a hawk noise)...SILVERRRRRRRHAAAAAAAAAWKS!
nostalgia. :(
Hammerman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ)
die!..hammerman was hot...i woke up every saturday morning for that shit. look at the animation alone..it has style.
Geese Pants
07-04-2007, 06:03 PM
Hammerman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ)
Comeon........I think it's better than NKOTB (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzLllGfGiyQ)
felineki
07-04-2007, 06:04 PM
itt we now post about old cartoons we loved.
wru rocko's modern life =(Rocko's still on the Nicktoons channel. I try and remember to wtach it whenever it comes on. That show's an absolute classic.
Speaking of old cartoons, I love Cartoon Planet. Somehow, this show that consists of half a dozen or so reused animations for each of the three characters and random Turner stock footage managed to be completely hilarious. It's not on the air anymore, and no DVDs have been released. :(
Radiantsilvergun3
07-04-2007, 06:42 PM
Ed Edd and Eddie was the shit!!!
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 07:31 PM
You forgot Get Ed, Kong (they brought it back. There's some idiocy in this one, like being invited to CHINA for a KARATE tournament), Legend Of The Dragon, Class of 3000 (I didn't think Andre was gay before, but for this, he has honorary status), and Chaotix (or whatever it's called).
I actually like Class of 3000 lol.But yea Get ED and KONG should definately have been named..especially seeing as how abc family shows a whole bunch of commercials for it as if it was good.A few more crappy cartoons need to be on the list too like.....
1.Battle B-Daman
2.Avatar the last Airbender
3.Rocket Power
4.Fairly Oddparents
5.Angela Anaconda
6.Taz-mania
7.Super Dave
8.Incredible Crash Dummies
9.Exo Squad
10.Klutter
11.Life With Louie
12.Casper
13.Fighting Foodons
14.12 oz.Mouse
15.Toonsylvania
16.Ned's Newt
17.Woody Woodpecker
18.Spider-man Unlimited
19.Xyber 9
20.NASCAR Racers
21.Action Man
22.Mon COLLE Knights (the commercials on FOX always said this was the hottest show in japan at one point and i'm sure that's a lie)
23.The new Ninja Turtles series
24.The Zeta Proect
25.Winx Club
26.The Cramp Twins (what the hell was this show about?)
27.Kirby Right Back Atcha
28.Cubix:Robots for everyone
29.American Dad
30.Krypto the Superdog
31.Loonatics Unleashed
32.Johnny Test
33.The Cat & Birdy Warneroonie PinkyBrainy Big Cartoonie Show
34.Da Boom Crew (how racist lol)
35.Detention
36.Waynehead
37.Ozzie and Drix
38.Road Rovers
There is a shitload more but I can't think of them right now! I can't believe someone would say so many things suck and leave these out.Especially Cubix, Cubix is by far the worst thing FOX has ever had.Not to mention it came abot FOX BOX time when they got rid of all there good cartoons like Digimon,Medabots,Monster Rancher,Power Rangers,Escaflowne,Flint:Time Detective ect.
Rhio2k
07-04-2007, 07:43 PM
2.Avatar the last Airbender
Uh-oh (http://www.rhio2k.com/miscmedia/Jenner.jpg)...
Debaser
07-04-2007, 07:45 PM
Uh-oh (http://www.rhio2k.com/miscmedia/Jenner.jpg)...
Somebody explain to me why this show is so good(Avatar the Last Airbender) .
4Play
07-04-2007, 07:46 PM
3.Eek the Cat
What?!:wtf: That show was great.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 07:48 PM
Somebody explain to me why this show is so good(Avatar the Last Airbender) .
That's what I have been trying to figure out.A friend of mine told me to watch it because he thought I'd like but I thought it sucked.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 07:51 PM
What?!:wtf: That show was great.
People keep saying that and I wanna know why,wat was so great about a fat purple cat with no life who always wants to help people an even fatter girlfriend cat with a shark dog.
Lantis
07-04-2007, 07:55 PM
BEST CARTOONS
06:00 a.m. The Adventures of Captain Planet
06:30 a.m. Wacky Races
07:00 a.m. The Scooby & Scrappy-Doo Show
07:30 a.m. Tom & Jerry
08:00 a.m. Looney Tunes
08:30 a.m. Popeye
09:00 a.m. Smurfs
09:30 a.m. Snorks
10:00 a.m. The Zoo
11:00 a.m. Dastardly & Muttley
11:30 a.m. Pac-Man
12:00 p.m. A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
01:00 p.m. Heathcliff
01:30 p.m. Magilla Gorilla
02:00 p.m. Snorks
02:30 p.m. Smurfs
03:00 p.m. Yogi Bear
03:30 p.m. Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!
04:00 p.m. SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron
04:30 p.m. Hong Kong Phooey
05:00 p.m. Richie Rich
05:30 p.m. 2 Stupid Dogs
06:00 p.m. Baby Looney Tunes
06:30 p.m. Tom & Jerry Kids
07:00 p.m. A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
07:30 p.m. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
08:00 p.m. Tom & Jerry
09:00 p.m. Looney Tunes
10:00 p.m. Pink Panther
10:30 p.m. Popeye
11:00 p.m. The Jetsons
11:30 p.m. Flintstones
12:00 a.m. Batman: The Animated Series
12:30 a.m. Superman: The Animated Series
01:00 a.m. Toon Heads
01:30 a.m. Looney Tunes
02:00 a.m. Tom & Jerry
03:00 a.m. Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!
03:30 a.m. Hong Kong Phooey
04:00 a.m. Dastardly & Muttley
04:30 a.m. Flintstones
05:00 a.m. The Jetsons
05:30 a.m. Banana Splits
Over half of the cartoons listed there put me to sleep. :zzz:
Seriously, do you want me to go on yet ANOTHER Hanna Barbera rant?
ViciousSLASH
07-04-2007, 07:56 PM
The concept and characters from Transformers are awesome.
The show and movie? Not so much. That show is filled to the brim with 80's coke induced weirdness.
Don't get me started on the movie. The movie is the cracked out show on a nice meth/speed/shroom smoothie.
Now Beast Wars, that was a damn show about transforming robots.
What they need to do is just use the G1 characters and make a new show. No stupid anime bullshit either. That would be dope-a-tronic.
skitz
07-04-2007, 07:58 PM
Over half of the cartoons listed there put me to sleep. :zzz:
Seriously, do you want me to go on yet ANOTHER Hanna Barbera rant?
The cartoons nowadays put me in a coma,plus I find myself watching the FOX news more then cartoons.You do the math.Plus cartoons nowadays wont be remember at all nevertheless become a classic.Sorry lad.
Adult swim has aqua teen hunger force,had sealab,and ven. bros,so I cant complain.Hate they stop showing Space Ghost.
kempobot
07-04-2007, 07:58 PM
List ahoy!
... 29.American Dad
.
did you actually try to watch this show, or are you just listing cartoons? and wow, i guess i'm the only one who never got bit by the transformers bug as a child. :amazed:
skitz
07-04-2007, 08:02 PM
I actually like Class of 3000 lol.
You are joking right.The maker of that show has no talent.They put johnny bravo off the air to show that crap.New generation is more wack then I aspected.
Return of Shiki
07-04-2007, 08:08 PM
We all know the list is bullshit.
And it seems he only put shows that are well-known and popular. Any TRUE list would put shit we forgot long ago (and for good reason).
I mean, take Pokemon for example. Not the greatest anime, granted. However the first season, in fact, everything up until Johto was decent because there was a cohesive plot (up until the championships after Orange Island). THEN came a period of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG-ass ENDLESS, POINTLESS filler, which killed the show.
Even still, why would you put Pokemon instead of, say, BEYBLADE which has everything bad about Pokemon without ever having any of the upsides.
I mean, we all know Scooby-Doo is shit (SHIT, not THE shit), but what about ALLLLLLL the pure putrid Hanna-Barbera turds produced between 1960--mid 90's?
For every Scooby-Doo piece of shit, there's some JABBERJAW feces that's even worse.
Same thing with Goof Troop. GT wasn't good, but it wasn't bad, whereas Disney released a whole lot of worse turds in that period like SNOOCHUMS AND MEAT (a sad, SAD, SAD attempt by Disney to imitate Ren and Stimpy). I truly hope whoever created that show NEVER finds another job again. I don't mean just in the Animation industry, I mean PERIOD.
Where the fuck is the american street fighter cartoon on these lists?
Lucretz
07-04-2007, 08:14 PM
1.Battle B-Daman
2.Avatar the last Airbender
3.Rocket Power
4.Fairly Oddparents
5.Angela Anaconda
6.Taz-mania
7.Super Dave
8.Incredible Crash Dummies
9.Exo Squad
10.Klutter
11.Life With Louie
12.Casper
13.Fighting Foodons
14.12 oz.Mouse
15.Toonsylvania
16.Ned's Newt
17.Woody Woodpecker
18.Spider-man Unlimited
19.Xyber 9
20.NASCAR Racers
21.Action Man
22.Mon COLLE Knights (the commercials on FOX always said this was the hottest show in japan at one point and i'm sure that's a lie)
23.The new Ninja Turtles series
24.The Zeta Proect
25.Winx Club
26.The Cramp Twins (what the hell was this show about?)
27.Kirby Right Back Atcha
28.Cubix:Robots for everyone
29.American Dad
30.Krypto the Superdog
31.Loonatics Unleashed
32.Johnny Test
33.The Cat & Birdy Warneroonie PinkyBrainy Big Cartoonie Show
34.Da Boom Crew (how racist lol)
35.Detention
36.Waynehead
37.Ozzie and Drix
38.Road Rovers
Digimon,Medabots,Monster Rancher,Power Rangers,Escaflowne,Flint:Time Detective ect.
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you listing bad cartoons or just every cartoon that you remember? They all seem to be American, so do you just hate on cartoons that aren't drawn by tiny Japanese people living/working out of shoeboxes?
AVATAR?
Avatar is fucking great. The only people that dislike Avatar, in my experience, are the ones that hate 'American's stealing the anime style' ie. idiots.
Fairly Odd Parents is a good show. Taz-Mania, Super Dave, a few others definitely don't belong on that list. EXO-SQUAD, bad? Fuck you.
I like the fact you trashed all those great shows and then listed Medabots under the acceptable list. :rofl:
Return of Shiki
07-04-2007, 08:16 PM
Super Dave owned.
Lantis
07-04-2007, 08:20 PM
Super Dave owned.
*insert random description word* PAIN! :rofl:
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 08:36 PM
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you listing bad cartoons or just every cartoon that you remember? They all seem to be American, so do you just hate on cartoons that aren't drawn by tiny Japanese people living/working out of shoeboxes?
AVATAR?
Avatar is fucking great. The only people that dislike Avatar, in my experience, are the ones that hate 'American's stealing the anime style' ie. idiots.
Fairly Odd Parents is a good show. Taz-Mania, Super Dave, a few others definitely don't belong on that list. EXO-SQUAD, bad? Fuck you.
I like the fact you trashed all those great shows and then listed Medabots under the acceptable list. :rofl:
FUCK ME? you didn't have go that far,it's only cartoons.Why do I have to be an idiot because I don't like AVATAR.I think it's corny and it has nothing to do with the art style I don't like the whole concept of the show.Medabots was far better than AVATAR or any those I named.Taz Mania was completely stupid,how can have a show based on character who nobody can understand.Super Dave is even worst than CUBIX.I have no idea what you were talking about with Japanese people in shoeboxes I can name ton of good American cartoons.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 08:38 PM
did you actually try to watch this show, or are you just listing cartoons? and wow, i guess i'm the only one who never got bit by the transformers bug as a child. :amazed:
yes and it's not even close to as funny as family guy.It reminds me alot of Mind of Mencia.It racist but not funny.I can not remeber one episode being that funny except for the one where Haley was a stripper.
Lucretz
07-04-2007, 08:42 PM
FUCK ME? you didn't have go that far,it's only cartoons.Why do I have to be an idiot because I don't like AVATAR.I think it's corny and it has nothing to do with the art style I don't like the whole concept of the show.Medabots was far better than AVATAR or any those I named.Taz Mania was completely stupid,how can have a show based on character who nobody can understand.Super Dave is even worst than CUBIX.I have no idea what you were talking about with Japanese people in shoeboxes I can name ton of good American cartoons.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
GIT SERIOUSS
It is a well documented fact that the Japanese are a cross-breed race of Pixies who use shoeboxes as homesteads.
2 Stupid Dogs was good shit, I wonder if they still play that on Boomerang.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 08:45 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
GIT SERIOUSS
It is a well documented fact that the Japanese are a cross-breed race of Pixies who use shoeboxes as homesteads.
2 Stupid Dogs was good shit, I wonder if they still play that on Boomerang.
dude wat the hell is wrong with you?
AlphaDragoon
07-04-2007, 08:46 PM
Medabots better than Avatar? Does not compute.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 08:55 PM
Medabots better than Avatar? Does not compute.
It computes to me,but to each his own I guess.
thurst
07-04-2007, 09:03 PM
i've only caught 10 mins of one episode of avatar, but from that brief viewing i could tell that it should be nowhere near any worst cartoon list.
as far as the original list, i personally wouldn't choose those exact cartoons, but outside of pokemon, i can't really disagree. all of those 80's shows aged horribly imo, i tried to watch voltron a couple of months ago and just couldn't make it through an entire episode. i respect it for its time but thats about it. he hit the nail on the head with scooby doo and captain planet though, definitely 2 of the worst cartoons ever.
my "worst list" list:
scooby doo (all incarnations)
captain planet
ren & stimpy
ed, edd & eddy
land before time
my "best list:
angry beavers
pre-crisis doug (before ABC)
looney toons
wacky races (MAD UNDERRATED!)
pre-crisis rugrats (before dil)
recess
{PFH}-Lake
07-04-2007, 09:11 PM
Hes a dumb ass, I love how people act like they know.
Lucretz
07-04-2007, 09:15 PM
dude wat the hell is wrong with you?
Have a red bar.
I don't really remember liking Doug at any point in time, but I guess I can't really say it was terrible. At least not originally.
scum gale 88
07-04-2007, 09:16 PM
Where the fuck is the american street fighter cartoon on these lists?
its just too DELICIOUS!
edit: ed,edd, and eddy. fuckin can this show!! awful! I heard theyre working on a sixth season, SIX SEASONS. what the fuck. just move on already!
also, did anyone mention jakie chan adventures? that was top tier when it started, then I lost intrest
{PFH}-Lake
07-04-2007, 09:25 PM
A lot of the 80's cartoons were ass, like RainBow Bright. Even my sister hated that show. How can anyone watch shit like Adventures of the Little Koala or alien high school omg. And why do people like Pop-Eye the show was borring as fuck, its the same shit every time you watch the show.
Edit: the 80s had some good cartoons but a lot of them were crap.
I nominate....Kimba the White Lion *hides*
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 09:35 PM
its just too DELICIOUS!
edit: ed,edd, and eddy. fuckin can this show!! awful! I heard theyre working on a sixth season, SIX SEASONS. what the fuck. just move on already!
also, did anyone mention jakie chan adventures? that was top tier when it started, then I lost intrest
I totally hate ed,edd & eddy and for the most part not becuase it's so bad but becuase Cartoon Network shows it like 6 times a day.I don't know why this show still exists or how it still exists.The thing that really kills me about the show is that it's poorly drawn and poorly put together.They put the work in to create characters but didn't bother to create other people to even make it seem as if these people live on earth.What world only has 7 or 8 people with no parents.Jackie Chan Adventures I thought was really good in the beggining but when they made Jackie into a demon hunter instead of an archealogist,then it got gay.They took the story further than it needed to go.
Kayin
07-04-2007, 10:04 PM
ren & stimpy
DIAF
Ęther
07-04-2007, 10:19 PM
What world only has 7 or 8 people with no parents.
The Peanuts world. Unless you count the teacher. Doubt it does since all he/she says is "Wah wawa wa wa wah" :rofl:
And co-sign on the 1st season of Pokemon and Jackie Chan Adventures. "Jaaaaaaaaackie! You want to give Uncle heart attack?! Noooooo?!" :rofl:
This fucking dude needs a Planeteer style beating. From Captain Planet.
Meaning "in the ass?" Because that's the only kind of asshole Captain Planet would want to beat up.
I won't even get into it again. But Captain Planet and Scooby Doo, and a lot Hanna Barbera stuff in general, fucking sucked DICK. Not even human dick, fucking squid dick. Fucking troll doll, Stone Protectors dick.
10.Klutter
Hahahaha, I'd forgotten about that show.
People keep saying that and I wanna know why,wat was so great about a fat purple cat with no life who always wants to help people an even fatter girlfriend cat with a shark dog.
You answered your own question like 9 times.
GRITZ
07-04-2007, 11:04 PM
Does anyone remember "The Brother's Grunt" on MTV? That show HAD to be the worst fucking cartoon I have ever seen. This guy is obviously anti-1980's - early 1990's. I don't think he did much research writing those articles if a majority of the "worst cartoons" were from the 80's.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-04-2007, 11:12 PM
Does anyone remember "The Brother's Grunt" on MTV? That show HAD to be the worst fucking cartoon I have ever seen. This guy is obviously anti-1980's - early 1990's. I don't think he did much research writing those articles if a majority of the "worst cartoons" were from the 80's.
I do remeber that cartoon.It was about a bunch of inside out looking people who were looking for there brother perry.I don't think they ever found Perry Grunt but I think the joke was Perry was always under there noses and they were too stupid to realize it.MTV had some pretty good cartoons though...like the MAXX.
Gimpy
07-05-2007, 05:25 AM
A lot of the 80's cartoons were ass, like RainBow Bright. Even my sister hated that show. How can anyone watch shit like Adventures of the Little Koala or alien high school omg. And why do people like Pop-Eye the show was borring as fuck, its the same shit every time you watch the show.
Edit: the 80s had some good cartoons but a lot of them were crap.
That Rainbow Bright movie was the shit!! And I am only saying that because of the boy and his black, robotic stallion. :cool:
Ragetowersrage
07-05-2007, 08:19 AM
Cuntly balderdash.
Epic quote of the year
platinum_pinoy
07-05-2007, 09:06 AM
Good thing he didn't say anything about Tiny Toons.
Freakshow
07-05-2007, 10:13 AM
Good thing he didn't say anything about Tiny Toons.
That dude would have gotten fucking gutted if he talked shit about Tiny Toon Adventures. That's a bigger sin than shitting on Transformers in my book.
Anyway onto other comments made in the thread
-Avatar is good because it is well written and the plot makes sense. If you can start from the beginning, give it another shot. I think you will like it.
-The Disney Afternoon, this bears repeating, was the fucking truth. Ducktales, Chip & Dale, Gargoyles, Darkwing Duck all still hold up now. I have Ducktales and Gargoyles on DVD and they are still very watchable. I think that kids are so fucked up now is because Disney has forsaken them to cater to our jailbait loving asses.
-Jem? Really? I watched Jem and that was light years better than most of the garbage they fed to little girls back in the day
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 02:28 PM
That Rainbow Bright movie was the shit!! And I am only saying that because of the boy and his black, robotic stallion. :cool:
Ah, Rainbow Brite and The Star Stealer. Spectra was hot for a greedy, selfish biatch. I liked in the beginning when Stormy's horse blew steam out of his nostrils, and the steam turned to ice, shattered, then fell. That was tight. Also the 2 songs in the movie were good. I posted the ending song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCM42RTcz3w) on youtube and I have a much higher quality mp3 (http://www.rhio2k.com/miscmedia/Rainbow%20Brite%20-%20Rainbow%20Brite%20And%20Me.mp3) (yes, better than the one on rainbowbrite.net. Mine doesn't dither during the first chorus).
{PFH}-Lake
07-05-2007, 02:33 PM
That Rainbow Bright movie was the shit!! And I am only saying that because of the boy and his black, robotic stallion. :cool: good thing i never saw it and never will ever.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-05-2007, 02:38 PM
Good thing he didn't say anything about Tiny Toons.
yo Tiny Toons has to be one of the best cartoons ever.:lovin:
Biolink
07-05-2007, 02:39 PM
How the hell is Goof Troop on that list :arazz:
The show was really dope,especially Pete's wife Meg.Disney needs to hurry up and come out with the 3rd movie,my speculation is that the Goofy gene starts to appear in Max,and he has a son that also despises him.
Biolink
07-05-2007, 02:47 PM
2.Avatar the last Airbender
3.Rocket Power
:wasted:
These shows were fucking awesome.Avatar would be better if it was aimed at more mature audiences,but its still a good show.Can't wait on the new episodes to see Prince Zuko own his bitch ass sister.
R | C
07-05-2007, 02:51 PM
NEW Tom & Jerry should be on that list
AlphaDragoon
07-05-2007, 03:05 PM
That Rainbow Bright movie was the shit!! And I am only saying that because of the boy and his black, robotic stallion. :cool:
Dude, that guy was the shit. If we're thinking of the same character, he had the multi-function arm-mounted laser blaster like he was Mega Man...that shit was tight.
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 03:17 PM
How the hell is Goof Troop on that list :arazz:
The show was really dope,especially Pete's wife Meg.
Peg. Pete's family had a "P" theme: Pete, PJ, Peg, Pistol.
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 03:21 PM
Dude, that guy was the shit. If we're thinking of the same character, he had the multi-function arm-mounted laser blaster like he was Mega Man...that shit was tight.
Too bad almost every time Krys used it, it either had no effect, or he got owned before it fired.
Gimpy
07-05-2007, 03:38 PM
Ah, Rainbow Brite and The Star Stealer. Spectra was hot for a greedy, selfish biatch. I liked in the beginning when Stormy's horse blew steam out of his nostrils, and the steam turned to ice, shattered, then fell. That was tight. Also the 2 songs in the movie were good. I posted the ending song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCM42RTcz3w) on youtube and I have a much higher quality mp3 (http://www.rhio2k.com/miscmedia/Rainbow%20Brite%20-%20Rainbow%20Brite%20And%20Me.mp3) (yes, better than the one on rainbowbrite.net. Mine doesn't dither during the first chorus).
:tup: You know, I must be really gay because I like that song and still do. :rofl: I wouldn't rock it in my car though.
good thing i never saw it and never will ever.
Man, you don't know what you're missing. :lol:
Dude, that guy was the shit. If we're thinking of the same character, he had the multi-function arm-mounted laser blaster like he was Mega Man...that shit was tight.
Yep that was him. :tup:
goodm0urning
07-05-2007, 04:19 PM
i can kinda understand his riff on captain planet..i mean..the fucker gets owned by empty cokecans.
but then again we have the only team with a black leader..lol quami for the win!
quami and wheeler were broken.Yeah, who was the kid with the heart ring? Mahti? I think that was his name. He is slightly less useful than S-groove King.
{PFH}-Lake
07-05-2007, 04:33 PM
theres just some toons also from the 80s that were made by dumb asses.
Like Lazer Tag Academy. Why does anyone need to go to a school to learn about lazer tag? I mean you most be a fucking dumb ass if you have to go to a school that teachs lazer tag.
Richie Rich-wtf is the point of watching this? Just to make you feel like a loser I guess.
Teen Wolf-This is a show for kids that are mental retards.
tataki
07-05-2007, 04:35 PM
o noes if charizard will lose it's tail flame it will die!@! :O
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 04:44 PM
Yeah, who was the kid with the heart ring?
Ma-Ti. His ring is useful...but Ma-Ti had no damn imagination. If the boy could fuckin' think, he'd realize he had one of the most dangerous rings of the group...especially when they were near livestock, horses, or elephants.
BBCampbell
07-05-2007, 04:59 PM
Jem, Captain Planet, and post-150 Pokemon suck ass, but as for the rest of the list, again to quote the Juggernaut:
"Are you a fuckin' ass?"
REAL Worst Cartoons Ever:
- Tom Goes to the Mayor
- Histeria
- Bobby's World
- Transformers Armada and onward
- New Kids on the Block
- Super Mario World
- Anything Cartoon Network put on post-Samurai Jack (the show was so good it owned the network, save Megas)
- Spongebob
- Anything Nickelodeon put on past Rocko's Modern Life
- X-Men Evolution
- Any Fantastic Four cartoon past the 1967 eps
- Mortal Kombat
- Darkstalkers (USA)
- Street Fighter (though, like the movie, it was so bad, it actually looped around and became good. Excuse me, "This is DELICIOUS!!! YES, YESSSSS!!!! BISOOOONNNNN!")
sf cartoon was not soo bad it was good..its just bad.
bobby's world..loved it
i dont even remember the nkotb cartoon..damn ur memory is good.
early 90's marvel cartoons are top tier..ff and iron man.
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 05:21 PM
sf cartoon was not soo bad it was good..its just bad.
bobby's world..loved it
i dont even remember the nkotb cartoon..damn ur memory is good.
I liked Bobby's World for one reason: Bobby's mom, don'tcha know.
I remember their dog was named Niko. Little fucker had the most intelligence of them all. The show should have been called Niko & The New Kids.
Lantis
07-05-2007, 05:29 PM
- New Kids on the Block
Shit, speaking of blasts from the past....
The premise of the show was so fuckin' retarded, I can't even see boyband groupies liking it....
Random NKOTB: LET'S GO THE MALL!
Rest: YEAH!
*cue Step by Step music video*
Random NKOTB: I'M BORED, LET'S CRASH AT THE BEACH!
Rest: YEAH!
*Step by Step plays again*
:wtf:
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 05:34 PM
And all the r/l concert scenes tossed in here and there in every ep...this show was wierd. It's like it had no direction at all...
Jem, Captain Planet, and post-150 Pokemon suck ass, but as for the rest of the list, again to quote the Juggernaut:
"Are you a fuckin' ass?"
REAL Worst Cartoons Ever:
- Histeria
- Bobby's World
- Anything Nickelodeon put on past Rocko's Modern Life
- Any Fantastic Four cartoon past the 1967 eps
- Mortal Kombat
Hysteria was awesome. It had some pretty good writing. I don't know how you can hate on Hysteria. It's that good of a show.
The 90's Fantastic Four cartoon was pretty good, too. I'll take that over the newest version and the movies, easily.
Invader Zim was the last great Nickelodeon cartoon. And hating on Bobby's World is a sin. And as for Mortal Kombat: That was a guilty pleasure of mines.
And even though it's not a cartoon, I gotta name-drop WMAC Masters.
wut people hating on avatar
Darkshine
07-05-2007, 06:02 PM
Dissing post-Rocko Nickelodion is un-freaking-acceptable, because that means you're dissing Invader Zim, and you do NOT fucking diss Invader Zim a.k.a. the best Nick cartoon EVER. Plus, Angry Beavers and Avatar are awesome. FURTHERMORE, enjoying Spongebob and Fairly Odd Parents is a guilty pleasure of mine.
You can however, diss everything on Cartoon Network that's been released ever since that Cartoon Cartoon shit came on in the latter half of the nineties, with the exception of Samurai Jack, Megas XLR, and Johnny Bravo.
Oh, and you can also diss Disney for everything they ever produced after the first episode of Gargoyles Season 3. That episode was the last piece of decent quality animation that was ever produced by that company.
I hope that guy didn't get paid a lot to write that heap of shit.
GRITZ
07-05-2007, 06:26 PM
TELL ME, SOMEONE remembers the M.C. Hammer cartoon on Saturday mornings? His shoes talked and danced on their own. If he ever took his shoes off or is shoes were taken from him, he couldn't dance anymore. And his parachute pants! I can't be the only one!
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 06:39 PM
TELL ME, SOMEONE remembers the M.C. Hammer cartoon on Saturday mornings? His shoes talked and danced on their own. If he ever took his shoes off or is shoes were taken from him, he couldn't dance anymore. And his parachute pants! I can't be the only one!
Yeah, I remember that. It was kinda whack. Friggin' talking shoes. That shit killed it. Anybody notice that Static Shock used the EXACT SAME sound effects? Every last one from Hammerman was used.
Makoto Scrub
07-05-2007, 06:41 PM
And even though it's not a cartoon, I gotta name-drop WMAC Masters.
This man knows whats up.
Did they ever continue from the last ep when the belt was stolen?
SlayerofBodom
07-05-2007, 06:54 PM
Taz Mania was completely stupid,how can have a show based on character who nobody can understand.
Die.
Focus
I don't understand the premise of that article; that douchebag rated those cartoons based on his tastes now, as an adult living in the year 2007.
Those cartoons were intended for children growing up in either the 80's or 90's.
How the fuck can you effectively rate something when you're not even close to the target audience?!
It would be like a heterosexual woman making a list of "The Worst Lesbian Porn Films Ever".
This man knows whats up.
Did they ever continue from the last ep when the belt was stolen?
Unfortunately, no. I'm still waiting for a continuation. :sad:
P. Gorath
07-05-2007, 07:08 PM
seriously...how is Goof Troop anywhere near bottom 10?
AlphaDragoon
07-05-2007, 07:08 PM
WMAC Masters was the shit. I remember waking up every Saturday to catch that.
Gargoyles was dope. Although to current Disney's credit they do have Kim Possible which is pretty good (and wins Emmys and shit, too).
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 07:11 PM
Whatever happened to the WMAC training academies they advertised just before the last commercial break of each ep?
Tsunami pulled a Kabuto in the last ep...and Lady Lightning was the shit.
Return of Shiki
07-05-2007, 08:09 PM
Gargoyles was dope. Although to current Disney's credit they do have Kim Possible which is pretty good (and wins Emmys and shit, too).
That's bullshit.
When Gargoyles was on the air it should have won every Emmy it possibly could have been nominated for.
I'd also never thought I see the day when people on SRK are talking about RAINBOW BRITE?!
:looney:
Rhio2k
07-05-2007, 08:13 PM
I'd also never thought I see the day when people on SRK are talking about RAINBOW BRITE?!
:looney:
You think that's odd? Back in 2k3 I was fielding discussion and questions on the MLP cartoon series.
sonicspear64
07-05-2007, 08:47 PM
I'm suprised no one even mentioned Anamaniacs. Most of the skits on that show sucked so much ass. Pinky and the Brain was probably the only thing that saved it (before it was an actual show) and that Good Idea, Bad Idea shit.
Darkshine
07-05-2007, 08:57 PM
I'm suprised no one even mentioned Anamaniacs. Most of the skits on that show sucked so much ass. Pinky and the Brain was probably the only thing that saved it (before it was an actual show) and that Good Idea, Bad Idea shit.
Animaniacs...suck?!?
Kill yourslf. :(
voodazz
07-05-2007, 09:01 PM
Speaking of old cartoons this looks like automatic fail to me:Click here (http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Omg, why did I click on that link. My god.
Lucretz
07-05-2007, 09:16 PM
Omg, why did I click on that link. My god.
.. why am I staring at Jason Lee's flaring fucking nostrils?
.. why are the Chipmunks dressed like they're trying to look ghetto for ski club?
What has this world come to? :sad:
SlayerofBodom
07-05-2007, 10:14 PM
Animaniacs...suck?!?
Kill yourslf. :(
Completely agree; Animaniacs was arguably the funniest cartoon of all time, especially from the perspective of a little kid.
I honestly think some of you are coming up with these fucking retarded "bad cartoon" choices for the sole purpose of getting a reaction.
Kusanagi02
07-05-2007, 10:32 PM
Completely agree; Animaniacs was arguably the funniest cartoon of all time, especially from the perspective of a little kid.
I honestly think some of you are coming up with these fucking retarded "bad cartoon" choices for the sole purpose of getting a reaction.
Gee ya think
Seriously i feel people overthink about cartoons in general when they don't realize that they're not the demographics that the producers intended for.
I mean when you have 20 to 30 some odd year old people talking about "OMG THIS CARTOON BLOWS DONKEY BALLZ!!!!" u kinda look like jackasses at the end of the day.
I mean were grown ass adults people!!! why is everyone being so critical of a KIDS cartoon.
BBCampbell
07-06-2007, 12:24 AM
Never actually seen Avatar or Invader Zim (got chased away by SpongeBob and 2 Stupid Beavers) so, I'll withhold judgement for now...
The only good CN originals are:
Dexter's Lab
Johnny Bravo (well, only a few eps like Bravo Dooby Doo)
Powerpuff Girls (guilty pleasure)
Samurai Jack
Ed, Edd & Eddy (sorta)
Megas XLR (The Fucking Truth and the first show in 20 years to reunite Peter Cullen and Frank Welker in giant robot form)
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
I stand by deeming Bobby's World complete fail. I liked it when I was younger (but realized teh suck later. Howie Mandel must die.)
However, to whoever deemed Eek the Cat & Super Dave fail, I'm going to get een my booht, and go ahpreever, and I'm going to KEEK joor ass SO HORD dat the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it you sanavabeesh.
9TNine
07-06-2007, 01:07 AM
Captain Planet...bad? BLASPHEMY! It was the only cartoon in history to have an episode about Nicaraguan arms dealers.
When Captain Planet came on, that was the cue that Saturday morning was over and it was time to go outside.
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Kusanagi02
07-06-2007, 01:12 AM
When Captain Planet came on, that was the cue that Saturday morning was over and it was time to go outside.
-9
I could've sworn Captain Planet came on Sundays on Channel 20 or TBS.
I remember TBS had a sunday morning cartoon block with Captain Planet,Swat Kats,G-force,and Johnny quest
{PFH}-Lake
07-06-2007, 01:25 AM
That's bullshit.
When Gargoyles was on the air it should have won every Emmy it possibly could have been nominated for.
I'd also never thought I see the day when people on SRK are talking about RAINBOW BRITE?!
:looney: Im guessing you dont have any sisters. Cause my sisters always find a way to find the most stupidest TV shows
I could've sworn Captain Planet came on Sundays on Channel 20 or TBS.
I remember TBS had a sunday morning cartoon block with Captain Planet,Swat Kats,G-force,and Johnny quest
it was on a syndicated channel before wb came to be for me...it came on at like 6:30 after that weird alien with the wristwatch that had a brain in it was on.
Rhio2k
07-06-2007, 02:16 AM
it was on a syndicated channel before wb came to be for me...it came on at like 6:30 after that weird alien with the wristwatch that had a brain in it was on.
Widget The World-Watcher.
Rhio2k
07-06-2007, 02:26 AM
When Captain Planet came on, that was the cue that Saturday morning was over and it was time to go outside.
-9
When I was a kid, Saturday morning wasn't over until ABC Weekend Specials went off at 11:30...and even then sometimes there was a good movie on Creature Feature. You had to change channels...you stick with one, and the cartoons end. First NBC, then CBS, then ABC, and finally Creature Feature on WTOG. That kept me occupied up till 1:30 most Saturdays. Wish we weren't poor back then. I'd have tapes of every ABC Weekend Special and CBS Storybreak instead of the lame few eps that they decided to release on vhs. And yes, I'd be hooking people up for free.
CptMunta
07-06-2007, 02:30 AM
Extreme Dinosaurs,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb36xINuch0
"Lets Fossilize em!".........................
.......................................
...............FUCK OFF!
CptMunta
07-06-2007, 02:31 AM
Sorry double post
CptMunta
07-06-2007, 02:36 AM
sorry triple post
dn3000
07-06-2007, 02:57 AM
Jem, Captain Planet, and post-150 Pokemon suck ass, but as for the rest of the list, again to quote the Juggernaut:
"Are you a fuckin' ass?"
REAL Worst Cartoons Ever:
- Tom Goes to the Mayor
- Histeria
- Bobby's World
- Transformers Armada and onward
- New Kids on the Block
- Super Mario World
- Anything Cartoon Network put on post-Samurai Jack (the show was so good it owned the network, save Megas)
- Spongebob
- Anything Nickelodeon put on past Rocko's Modern Life
- X-Men Evolution
- Any Fantastic Four cartoon past the 1967 eps
- Mortal Kombat
- Darkstalkers (USA)
- Street Fighter (though, like the movie, it was so bad, it actually looped around and became good. Excuse me, "This is DELICIOUS!!! YES, YESSSSS!!!! BISOOOONNNNN!")
I thought xmen evoulution was an okay toon and the new fantastic 4 toon is quite good as well.
Teh rest are spot on... what about hammerman and scooby doo?
Mixah
07-06-2007, 05:54 AM
that's a pretty bad list
rugrats and spongebob should NOT be on that list. fucking cartoon scrubs.
I'd say the worst cartoons are Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Eek the Cat, and all the disney cartoons, minus the movie based ones (alladin for example), chip and dales, and the ones with goofy in them. the jungle book one was fucking stupid, as were allt he wild life ones. tale spin was gay. darkwing duck rocked though... errr... there's a lot of bad disney cartoons though... whatever.
but seriously... captain planet and scooby doo? what the fuck? i didn't like scooby doo, but do you REALIZE that most people's opinion about scooby doo is that it's the shit? Any person's single opinion does not equate to being the general synopsis of people's opinion.s
Satomiblood
07-06-2007, 06:01 AM
I've seen it like 5 times. Sometimes sober, sometimes blazed, sometimes drunk.
Never made me laugh. Atleast it's better than "Saul of the Molemen"
You have no sense of humor.
~
And although I enjoy the G1 TF cartoon, I totally understand what he's talking about. The show just hasn't aged well. In fact, a lot of the other shows I grew up on like TMNT and GI Joe have suffered the same plight.
The only cartoon that has actually stood up to the passing of time is Batman TAS.
Alzarath
07-06-2007, 06:48 AM
When Captain Planet came on, that was the cue that Saturday morning was over and it was time to go outside.
-9
=( My saturday morning didn't end till WMAC masters was done :o Hell, maybe not even then, if Sci-Fi had some good anime runnin~
voodazz
07-06-2007, 07:19 AM
that's a pretty bad list
rugrats and spongebob should NOT be on that list. fucking cartoon scrubs.
I'd say the worst cartoons are Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Eek the Cat, and all the disney cartoons, minus the movie based ones (alladin for example), chip and dales, and the ones with goofy in them. the jungle book one was fucking stupid, as were allt he wild life ones. tale spin was gay. darkwing duck rocked though... errr... there's a lot of bad disney cartoons though... whatever.
but seriously... captain planet and scooby doo? what the fuck? i didn't like scooby doo, but do you REALIZE that most people's opinion about scooby doo is that it's the shit? Any person's single opinion does not equate to being the general synopsis of people's opinion.s
Wait, you think Rugrats is a good cartoon??
Eek the Cat was fucking awesome and ahead of its time! It never hurts to help! Die painfully, sir! :arazz:
subt-L
07-06-2007, 07:28 AM
haha, reading this thread, and seeing all these new school cartoons listed kinda makes me feel old.
i'm only 24 too, so i can imagine..
anyone remember wish kid? i think it was in the same block as hammerman. the mc hammer / maculley culkin double shot would make alot of sense. hammer dancing to make magic hammers appear is fucking quality.
it might be contreversial to say this too, but thundercats sucks really bad. as a kid, i wasn't too into it, but it definately didn't have any lasting power to it. even nostalgia shouldn't save this series if you actually sit down and watch it.
pro-stars... i can't remember if this was a good series or not... i do remember eating the cereal while watching though.
omg, camp candy. fucking shoot me.
the saturday supercade / captain N super block was hyped, but i guarentee if i watch those today, i'll be throwing shit at my tv and drinking drain-o to erase the memories.
i always thought he-man was garbage, and i'm sure someone disagrees. that shit was campy even for a 4 year old. either that or it those storylines just flew over my head.
holy shit, garfield was the worst shit though. i hated whenever it was on. i swear there couldn't be a more boring show than garfield. lasagna eh? fuck you cat.
this so far has been devoid of all the game cartoons, like double dragon (puke), street fighter (brilliant), sonic (not the abc one that was halfway decent) fuck i know there's more i just can't place them...
as bad as cartoons are nowadays, back in the 80's and 90's, every halfway decent movie, videogame, comic, and celebrity got thier own cartoon, because cartoons was big business, and because overly saturated. because of this, companies threw endorsement $$$ to get good timeslots at even the hint of success, so there were soooo mannny shiiit carrrtttooons...
nothing on that list can compare to some of the garbage that i remember watching (faithfully as well)... there were some great cartoons to offset all the garbage, but seriously... nothing mentioned in that article can compare to shit like garfield. omg. thats wall punching bad.
white shadow
07-06-2007, 07:35 AM
"Dirty Diapers!" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-dSJ2Y4iVus&mode=related&search=)
Gimpy
07-06-2007, 07:38 AM
^^^ Got you beat!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJcJTs9NUl4
Return of Shiki
07-06-2007, 07:55 AM
Im guessing you dont have any sisters. Cause my sisters always find a way to find the most stupidest TV shows
No, my sister is the entire reason I even know about Rainbow Brite's existence.
Oh god, I remember Pro Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5njG8ikvo
http://tommyseeksdeath.ytmnd.com/
Bo Knows. Bo Knows.
The hulk hogan, bo jackson, mr.t and michael jordan cartoon was beastly. Bo jackson knew everything.
Klutter was good
Neds newt was good
I liked life with louie
Ed edd and eddy makes me want to blow my head off.
The hulk hogan, bo jackson, mr.t and michael jordan cartoon was beastly. Bo jackson knew everything.
Klutter was good
Neds newt was good
I liked life with louie
Ed edd and eddy makes me want to blow my head off.
hulk wasnt part of the thats team all stars cartoon.
9TNine
07-06-2007, 09:39 AM
I could've sworn Captain Planet came on Sundays on Channel 20 or TBS.
I remember TBS had a sunday morning cartoon block with Captain Planet,Swat Kats,G-force,and Johnny quest
When I was a kid, Saturday morning wasn't over until ABC Weekend Specials went off at 11:30...and even then sometimes there was a good movie on Creature Feature. You had to change channels...you stick with one, and the cartoons end. First NBC, then CBS, then ABC, and finally Creature Feature on WTOG. That kept me occupied up till 1:30 most Saturdays. Wish we weren't poor back then. I'd have tapes of every ABC Weekend Special and CBS Storybreak instead of the lame few eps that they decided to release on vhs. And yes, I'd be hooking people up for free.
=( My saturday morning didn't end till WMAC masters was done :o Hell, maybe not even then, if Sci-Fi had some good anime runnin~
All I know is that is was on Saturday morning's for me, at a point in time where nothing on the other channels was really that good either. So yeah, he should've been called Captain Ruin-your-awesome-morning.
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SlayerofBodom
07-06-2007, 09:48 AM
hulk wasnt part of the thats team all stars cartoon.
I liked how Prostars, which was supposedly about Bo Jackson, Michael Jordan, and Wayne Gretzky, had Gretzky be the weak, nerdy, pussy guy of the trio, while Jordan and Bo were the two ubercool supermen.
It also had the most obnoxious intro of all time;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5njG8ikvo&mode=related&search=
Focus
"Wish Kid" was one of my favorite cartoons as a little kid.
Darkshine
07-06-2007, 10:22 AM
I could've sworn Captain Planet came on Sundays on Channel 20 or TBS.
I remember TBS had a sunday morning cartoon block with Captain Planet,Swat Kats,G-force,and Johnny quest
I remember that block fondly. Those were the days...
I liked how Prostars, which was supposedly about Bo Jackson, Michael Jordan, and Wayne Gretzky, had Gretzky be the weak, nerdy, pussy guy of the trio, while Jordan and Bo were the two ubercool supermen.
It also had the most obnoxious intro of all time;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5njG8ikvo&mode=related&search=
Focus
"Wish Kid" was one of my favorite cartoons as a little kid.
hmm that intro wasnt that horrible...im almost thinking the animation is pretty good but damnit intros are soo decieving. intros back then had the sickest intros to suck you in and the shittiest animation in the actual show.
demiSe
07-06-2007, 10:33 AM
intros back then had the sickest intros to suck you in and the shittiest animation in the actual show.
exactly why hammerman was garbage
Hammerman is also worse than the NKOTB cartoon simply because the NKOTB intro warns you of its bad animation and overall gayness and makes you change the channel before the actual show starts. While the Hammerman intro, apart from the offbeat lyrics is actually ok and you end up watching only to regret it.
exactly why hammerman was garbage
Hammerman is also worse than the NKOTB cartoon simply because the NKOTB intro warns you of its bad animation and overall gayness and makes you change the channel before the actual show starts. While the Hammerman intro, apart from the offbeat lyrics is actually ok and you end up watching only to regret it.
hammermans intro reminds me of the actual animation of class of 3000.
hmm that intro wasnt that horrible...im almost thinking the animation is pretty good but damnit intros are soo decieving. intros back then had the sickest intros to suck you in and the shittiest animation in the actual show.
That's because TMS did a shitload of intros back in the day for American cartoons. Those were the hooks.
BruceLB
07-06-2007, 10:56 AM
The next person that list Eek the Cat, Ren and Stimpy, Anemaniacs, or Bobby's World on their worst cartoon list is getting punched in the Trachea. I swear to god, right in the voice box.
And to the person who said that there are no more classic cartoons, while they might not be as famous, Home Movies, and the Venture Brothers will go down as two of the most brilliant cartoons of all time.
Warpticon
07-06-2007, 10:56 AM
Hammerman intro is horrible because it sounds like it's about to end, like, 5 times before it actually does. QUIT TEASING ME!
BruceLB
07-06-2007, 11:02 AM
Die.
Focus
I don't understand the premise of that article; that douchebag rated those cartoons based on his tastes now, as an adult living in the year 2007.
Those cartoons were intended for children growing up in either the 80's or 90's.
How the fuck can you effectively rate something when you're not even close to the target audience?!
It would be like a heterosexual woman making a list of "The Worst Lesbian Porn Films Ever".
Bullshit. Great cartoons stand the test of time.
Adam Warlock
07-06-2007, 11:05 AM
Ma-Ti. His ring is useful...but Ma-Ti had no damn imagination. If the boy could fuckin' think, he'd realize he had one of the most dangerous rings of the group...especially when they were near livestock, horses, or elephants.
...then he would have had a bunch of friends to chat with and that's it. All the planeteers had low-level powers. Mati could understand and talk to animals, but he couldn't force them to do anything and the last thing we need is a third world Dr. Doolittle.
subt-L
07-06-2007, 12:26 PM
I liked how Prostars, which was supposedly about Bo Jackson, Michael Jordan, and Wayne Gretzky, had Gretzky be the weak, nerdy, pussy guy of the trio, while Jordan and Bo were the two ubercool supermen.
mj was also the leader and the super genius technology guy. mj was stacked in that show.
Rhio2k
07-06-2007, 02:20 PM
...then he would have had a bunch of friends to chat with and that's it. All the planeteers had low-level powers. Mati could understand and talk to animals, but he couldn't force them to do anything and the last thing we need is a third world Dr. Doolittle.
No dude. All he had to do was convice the animals that their enemy was trying to harm the animals' young, and that would be it. Even the gentle horses would bust some ass.
AlphaDragoon
07-06-2007, 02:34 PM
...then he would have had a bunch of friends to chat with and that's it. All the planeteers had low-level powers. Mati could understand and talk to animals, but he couldn't force them to do anything and the last thing we need is a third world Dr. Doolittle.
LOL.
The best rings were the the Earth and Fire rings. Those retards didn't use them properly...you could do FMA-style rock wall defenses, landslides, fissures, burying opponents into the ground and other hax with the Earth ring. Had he been using it the RIGHT way...he would've been Toph. And Fire? Don't even get me started on why he never SET THE MOTHERFUCKERS ON FIRE.
Kayin
07-06-2007, 02:42 PM
We need TS to go on another Captain Planet rant, that shit before had me rolling. :rofl:
felineki
07-06-2007, 02:59 PM
Personally, I like Ed Edd, n Eddy, but the problem is it went on too long. The show has a very narrow premise that you can only do so much with. It was fine for a season or two, but after that, it was just more and more of the same.
Xero Kaiser
07-06-2007, 03:20 PM
Goof Troop? Fuck this guy
Rhio2k
07-06-2007, 03:47 PM
LOL.
And Fire? Don't even get me started on why he never SET THE MOTHERFUCKERS ON FIRE.
Wheeler always was a pussy. Remember the "origins" ep where each of the Planeteers had flashback explanations about where they came from when they were trapped in tha collapsed mine? Hell, Wheeler demonstrated how pathetic he was in THAT ep, even before his flashback. SRK members, in a survival situation with 2 guys and 2 girls (Ma-Ti was elsewhere getting help, and feeling sorry for himself), who do you think would sprain their ankle? Guess who did it THIS time: Wheeler. Nigga goes down like he lost a nut to an enemy arrow, crying out like a little girl. Then he tries to stand, falls and screams "Go on without me! I'll just slow you down!" He's on his stomach, reaching forward with one arm like his shit's shattered in 15 places. Kwami's like "Okay, even though this little pansy's leg is not broken, we must find wood to splint it." You SPLINT sprains?! Anyway, on to candy-ass' flashback: Wheeler had a shorter, weaker guy jacked up in an alley. His dad looks out the window and yells something like "HEY, Wheeluh, getcher butt to da store an' git me my booze!" Wheeler looks up at him and got a weak jab to the gut from the kid that had him rolling on the ground. Wheeler's dad is all "Yer a bum, Wheeluh! You'll always be a loosuh!" while Wheeler runs away...er, limps away from home. He goes to live in the local park with a groups of homeless kids who in real life would be turning more tricks than a circus monkey hopped-up on speed instead of making eco-friendly shelters in trees and growing their own food. It's like Wheeler's one big in-joke.
the cartoons that should be on that list are the "new" cartoons that kids watch now and days. My niece watches this one show called brats. What kind of shit is that? Pokemon was good, until they started adding more and more to the original 151 (includes mew). After that, I just lost count:wtf:
and when he mentioned about GTA: the animated series, I wouldnt mind watching that, but I prefer vice city:tup:
Alzarath
07-06-2007, 04:01 PM
LOL.
The best rings were the the Earth and Fire rings. Those retards didn't use them properly...you could do FMA-style rock wall defenses, landslides, fissures, burying opponents into the ground and other hax with the Earth ring. Had he been using it the RIGHT way...he would've been Toph. And Fire? Don't even get me started on why he never SET THE MOTHERFUCKERS ON FIRE.
There was an episode where they got these gauntlets from Zarm that basically took their powers, and put em on crack. Fucking pansy asses though, they turned em down :tdown:
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-07-2007, 12:29 AM
There was an episode where they got these gauntlets from Zarm that basically took their powers, and put em on crack. Fucking pansy asses though, they turned em down :tdown:
Something like that always happens on shows where they use something to unlock there powers.Like on Digimon when they spent all that time finding those tags and crests to ultimate digivolve and when apocalymon destroyed them,they were still able to go ultimate.
Must...not....get...started...
A minor correction to the Captain Planet thing, they DID trade their rings in for the guantlets, like BITCHES. They doublecrossed earth, basically so they could have ridiculous guantlets but not do shit with them.
And even taking the guantlets at all was a "don't take candy from strangers" moment. But then again, we're talking about a show where the premise is that random teenagers get kidnapped and end up wearing daisy-dukes and are given jewlery so they can summon a gay ghost, so I guess it fucking fits.
akumatrunigga
07-07-2007, 03:55 AM
I actually like Class of 3000 lol.But yea Get ED and KONG should definately have been named..especially seeing as how abc family shows a whole bunch of commercials for it as if it was good.A few more crappy cartoons need to be on the list too like.....
9.Exo Squad
Are you serious would you please explain. These was one of the few animated series that had a strong storyline, plot that gradually builds from each episode. In addition, many of the themes were a bit more advanced for kids growing up in the time of 93.
SlayerofBodom
07-07-2007, 05:21 AM
Bullshit. Great cartoons stand the test of time.
You can't be fucking serious. While there are a precious few cartoons that I can watch with interest to the present day (Pinky and the Brain), the vast majority of them are tied in with nostalgia and my much narrower, simpler frame of mind as a kid.
There's no fucking way that a well-adjusted 20-something who's never seen "Thundercats" as a kid (no nostalgia factor) could watch the episodes on a regular basis with interest.
There's nothing wrong with that either; some stuff is simply best appreciated as a kid.
Speaking of old cartoons this looks like automatic fail to me:Click here (http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
AH! AAAAAAH! What the hell?! What the hell is this?! 'Bone Rats N Harmony'?!
Oh, and Captain Planet sucked hardcore. All his enemies were garbage, and so was he. "Tee-hee! I will push over this waste basket, and then, in a stunning double-whammy of evil, I will leave the faucet on for the entire time that I brush my teeth!"
Meanwhile, back at Planeteer Clubhouse or whatever...
Captain Planet: OW! My vagina!
Rhio2k
07-07-2007, 07:05 AM
I will leave the faucet on for the entire time that I brush my teeth!"
I'd swear that Hoggish Greedly did that while Digger was telling him not to leave it on.
Remember the "future" episode where Wheeler and the guys went to an amusement park for his birthday, and Wheeler fell asleep and dreamt he was in the future with Linka as his wife...and 5 kids?
Wheeler: Ohmigosh! Linka, you're OLD!
Linka: HEY! :mad:
*kids run in and start hugging him*
Wheeler: and where'd we get all these KIDS?!
Linka: *winking seductively* Oh-ho, you know...
That ep was lol-worthy. Wheeler and all the planeteers lived on Hope Island with their families, and everybody was pissed cuz since Wheeler had gone all "jackrabbit on viagra" on Linka, they had the biggest family, and thus consumed the most resources. Apparently, they'd needed to call on Captain Planet to solve squabbles about this before cuz when they call him this time to settle an argument... what follows is how each planeteer felt, their shout, and the sound their rings made.
Kwami: *bored*...uth. (usual sound effect)
Wheeler: FIRE! (usual sound effect)
Linka: *pissed at the other Planeteers* VEEND! (usual sound effect)
Gi: *pissed at Wheeler's family* Hwa-ter. (usual sound effect)
Ma-Ti: *looking away, pissed and disgusted* Eh...heart. (wet fart)
Cap shows up and throws a bitch-fit, shouting "What NOW?!"
Everyone's all "Wheeler's family consumes too many resources!"
Then everybody starts shouting at once, Cap basically says fuck all y'all, and dissappears with another, longer fart sound.
And would you believe this show had started to sort of recyle their own plots before the series ended? There was an ep where Gaia lost her powers and became a bum. Then there was an ep where Wheeler (who the fuck else? I mean, really. Had to be THIS cluster-fuck of a kid) lost his memory from a small chunk of falling wood tapping him in the head, and forgot he was a planeteer, and he lived homeless for a while. I'm surprised he wasn't found as a pile of bones, sitting on a street corner 2 hours later.
Ęther
07-07-2007, 07:26 AM
I'm tearing up at all the Captain Planet talk. :rofl:
BTW this shit is still on the front page of MSN. WTF? He either made the list so he could get attention or was deprived of TV as a kid and picked out the popular shows. There were WAY worse shows.
Someone needs to take a sledgehammer to this douche's nuts.
AlphaDragoon
07-07-2007, 07:37 AM
At least Wheeler didn't get blasted on in the middle of a riot...that award goes to Linka. :rofl:
And would you believe this show had started to sort of recyle their own plots before the series ended?
If they were true environmentalists, they would have recycled one plot over and over again. Hypocrites.
PARKER C.MURDOCK
07-07-2007, 01:05 PM
Are you serious would you please explain. These was one of the few animated series that had a strong storyline, plot that gradually builds from each episode. In addition, many of the themes were a bit more advanced for kids growing up in the time of 93.
Exo Squad was extremly boring.The characters were boring and stupid looking especially that blue guy.
If they were true environmentalists, they would have recycled one plot over and over again. Hypocrites.
they didnt?
CRYSIS_ROSSO
07-07-2007, 01:44 PM
they didnt?
they did lol
Exo Squad was extremly boring.The characters were boring and stupid looking especially that blue guy.
you treading on thin ice boy.
Socketman
07-07-2007, 02:37 PM
There are alot of bad cartoons but the ones named are not all bad. the ones that should have been named are...
2.The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
yeah you need to fucking die that show is good
Rhio2k
07-07-2007, 02:58 PM
they didnt?
Lord knows they tried.
Phoenix Wright
07-07-2007, 05:19 PM
Transformers wasn't a very good show IMO.
Warpticon
07-07-2007, 05:41 PM
Transformers wasn't a very good show IMO.
Transformers certainly lacks in a number of areas. There is, however, an enormous gap between "not very good" and "10 worst ever," especially when the writer clearly doesn't know what actually happened in the cartoon, or can't tell the cartoon from the movie.
Wellman
07-07-2007, 06:02 PM
Hating on Transformers from the gate should tell everyone this list is a piece of shit. Hating on Goof Troop confirms it forme, that show wasn't the greatest but it was solid as hell.
This man obviously picked the targets that will get the most talk.
Stuart Hayden
07-07-2007, 06:14 PM
WTF! DUMB ASS DIDN'T EVEN MENTION BIKER MICE FROM MARS!!!!!!
THis dude fails @ life.
Edit:
Lol. Any one remember BRAVESTAR!!!!!!!
Clearly he has never seen the USA Street fighter cartoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9P98Z8ia3M&mode=related&search=
WELCOME MY TRIO OF TERROR
Stuart Hayden
07-07-2007, 08:08 PM
Or the Mortal Kombat cartoon.
Or the Super Harlem Globe Trotters.
dereklearnslow
07-07-2007, 10:12 PM
Ah, Rainbow Brite and The Star Stealer. Spectra was hot for a greedy, selfish biatch. I liked in the beginning when Stormy's horse blew steam out of his nostrils, and the steam turned to ice, shattered, then fell. That was tight. Also the 2 songs in the movie were good. I posted the ending song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCM42RTcz3w) on youtube and I have a much higher quality mp3 (http://www.rhio2k.com/miscmedia/Rainbow%20Brite%20-%20Rainbow%20Brite%20And%20Me.mp3) (yes, better than the one on rainbowbrite.net. Mine doesn't dither during the first chorus).
OMG, If I could rep, I would rep you forever. I may just buy premium for a month just so I can do that.
Rainbow Brite is the SHIT!
WTF! DUMB ASS DIDN'T EVEN MENTION BIKER MICE FROM MARS!!!!!!
THis dude fails @ life.
Edit:
Lol. Any one remember BRAVESTAR!!!!!!!
lol sumtin about a show with a legit continuity doesnt seem like automatic fail.
Stuart Hayden
07-07-2007, 10:24 PM
Bravestar owned. lol.
A horse deputy with a plasma shotgun named mary jane. Wikipedia the shit and watch the intro video on youtube.
Christ it's funny.
ON THE PLANET NEW-TEXAS!!!!!
EYES OF A HAWK!
STRENGTH OF A BEAR
SPEED OF A PUMA!!!
BRAVE STAAARRRR!
TheSix
07-07-2007, 10:46 PM
Goof Troop....not good? Please kill yourself.
Rugal 3:16
07-07-2007, 10:58 PM
That guy's a moron for not mentioning Turbo Teen
WTF! DUMB ASS DIDN'T EVEN MENTION BIKER MICE FROM MARS!!!!!!
THis dude fails @ life.
Edit:
Lol. Any one remember BRAVESTAR!!!!!!!
That's because Biker Mice from Mars was actually good.
scum gale 88
07-12-2007, 03:27 AM
Speaking of old cartoons this looks like automatic fail to me:Click here (http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
NO! this movie goes against the natural order! *universe implodes*
....seriously, come the fuck ON!
and to think I used to respect jason lee. Ill let underdog slide, thats just a voice role.
hell. if the transformers movie sucked I would still like it for peter cullen.
I mean he could beat me to death with a frozen cows head as long as he does the prime voice. hes that good.
dn3000
07-12-2007, 04:19 AM
Bravestar owned. lol.
A horse deputy with a plasma shotgun named mary jane. Wikipedia the shit and watch the intro video on youtube.
Christ it's funny.
ON THE PLANET NEW-TEXAS!!!!!
EYES OF A HAWK!
STRENGTH OF A BEAR
SPEED OF A PUMA!!!
BRAVE STAAARRRR!
He heh... i have the complete series on disc.
dn3000
07-12-2007, 04:23 AM
That's because Biker Mice from Mars was actually good.
The old series yes, the new series.......
The old series yes, the new series.......
wuts the new series like? more violent? bad animation..i've seen absolutely nothing on the new series.
semijuggalo
07-12-2007, 08:34 AM
Aside from Muppet Babies, any cartoon that makes an attempt at "kiddifying" well-known characters is instant fail.
-Baby Looney Tunes - What the hell is a "looniful day?!"'
-The Tom and Jerry Kids Show - Tom and Jerry without sensless cat-and-mouse violence is NOT Tom and Jerry!
-Goddamn Flintstone Kids - I can't believe I used to watch this crap when I was young! It even left a lingering stench behind, even years after the show's demise! ABC was STILL using that Goddamn "Yabba-Dabba Buckle Up!" PSA well until the '90s!
Is there any other cheap, kiddie version of any other cartoon I can't remember right now?
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Rugal mentioned Turbo Teen, which HAD to win some kind of award for "WORST CARTOON PREMISE THAT MADE IT PAST PRODUCTION!" If the kid's body tempurature rose, he transformed into a snazzy red sports car, and vice-versa, he changes back when he gets cold!
Jesus, what if he was having sexual relations with a fine-ass chick and he suddenly transforms?! I believe Million summed up that situation best like this...
Fine-ass chick: "WTF IS THA--" *crushed*
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Mega Man - It seemed like a cartoon based on the successful videogame series was a flawless concept... until you actually watch the damn thing! Some of the episodes were the worst things I ever laid eyes on! 'Robosaur Park' started out okay, because it was a simple, yet feasible plot. Dr. Wily terrorizes the people using reprogrammed dinosaur robots from a theme park! Things go down the shitter once Wily also unveils a computer virus that turns robots into CAVEMEN!
That's right.
Robots...
Turning into cavement.
FUCKING CAVEMEN!!!
Sure, the series had it's moments, but it was so damn BAD, that those moments were few and far between!
I also couldn't stand the episode, 'Bro-Bots,' where Proto Man pretends to be reformed and shares some bonding moments with Mega Man before going back to being a bad guy. Sure, it had a good plot (one of the BEST plots, actually), but I'll be DAMNED if it wasn't the worst-looking episodes of them all!
Regarding lingering stenches, the Canadian/UK-aired Ocean dub of DBZ recycled the BGM from the Mega Man cartoon!
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There was a one-shot Battletoads cartoon that was aired during Thanksgiving '93. I remember it well, because it was aired back-to-back with a one-shot Bubsy cartoon. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be a pilot or some kind of promotional deal to boost sales for these games during the holidays, but the fact remains that they sucked ass! The 'Toads cartoon was a big disappointment for me, because making the 'Toads into a trio of loser teenagers with alien powers was more than a little fucked up!
I didn't really give a shit about Bubsy, though.
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Season three of Captain N sucked shit! The animation, storyline, and character designs sunk to an all-time low, because the show was bunking with Super Mario World! Fortunately, these changes prevented the show from being included on the Captain N DVD set (season three was considered a totally different production)! They even had the nerve to take episodes from season one, abridge the fuck out of them, change the music, re-record the dialog, and pass them off as being brand new!
Don't get me started on what they did to Alucard in their little Castlevania 3 adaptation!
On a sidenote, the reason why I target season three specifically is because I loved the first two seasons so much (I still do). Captain N may seem lame to most of you, or it may be considered a "guilty pleasure" to a few of you, but I'm proud to say that I love Captain N almost as much as I did when I was a kid!
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Mutant League - Not really a bad cartoon, but it's obscure as fuck (not even an episode clip is available online)! The only thing that bugged me was the animation was pretty bad and the fact that the mutants sometimes walked around in public wearing nothing but Speedos! I have a few episodes on tape, somewhere, but I also have no video capturing tools!
VangardB
07-12-2007, 10:12 AM
I didn't see Hammerman anywhere in there...what a shitty list!!
Adam Warlock
07-12-2007, 10:23 AM
That guy's a moron for not mentioning Turbo Teen
You're a moron for making that statement. Turboteen > you. That show had everything. Drama, comedy, love. How could you not feel for a guy who was destined to be a virgin forever because he turned into a car anytime he thought of getting laid? Imagine the emotional trauma you go through when a girl gets you all hot and heavy... just to fuck your bestfriend in the backseat where your ass would be. Do you know how embarassing it must be if the only time you can safely show your girl your dick is in the dead of winter? Anyone who doesn't like Turbo Teen is a heartless mufucka.
Luciano Leone
07-12-2007, 10:46 AM
Clearly he has never seen the USA Street fighter cartoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9P98Z8ia3M&mode=related&search=
WELCOME MY TRIO OF TERROR
Dude.. correct me if Im wrong but is Blanka voiced by the same guy as Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget?
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