She's been saving my semen

[Najdorf]

Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl from my university course for some time now. It's more convenient for us to return to her house after a night out because she lives almost in the center of the city itself, her parent's are pretty rich back in Japan.

She has an odd practice, after making love she hurriedly removes the condom and says she'll be back. She said she was just throwing them in the bin. The urgency with which she did this lead me to believe that she had some sort of issue with fluids or something. But the other day I was alone in her flat, and I went to the freezer for some icecream. I opened up the tub of icecream, and it chock-ablock with used condoms tied at the end.

She's been storing my little swimmers like trophies.

I asked her about it and she became very ashamed. I said, 'Look, I'm a bit freaked out, but it's okay, just tell me why you're doing it?'

She started crying, I couldn't get a reason out of her.

She said something about the semen being a part of me, and not wanting to lose it. But she was sobbing pretty bad. I decided to stop asking questions.

Anyway, what should I do? I mean, maybe I could accept it, but she has become very reserved around me now, and we haven't had sex since.

[-=KOH=-]

Well maybe she wants to have an a foreign baby?

But, pics or it didn't happen.

[Rico!]

Let me help you out here:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4752/attachmentez3.jpg

[Team Cable]

What the fuck?:confused:

[Dan?]

Chick is gonna slit your throat and make your drink it all through your neck wound with a funnel.

Flee.

[orka]

why the hell are you even asking us?

if you're not stupid, you would have dumped her on the spot and got the fuck out of there.

[YellowS4]

She's drinking it.

Ice cream indeed.

[sainthuey]

she's obviously attached to you.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Let me help you out here:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4752/attachmentez3.jpg

Winner!

[Panicked]

Let me help you out here:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4752/attachmentez3.jpg

After "Have I uploaded the pics?" there should be a "No" that links to "Go fuck yourself. We don't care."

[Rico!]

After "Have I uploaded the pics?" there should be a "No" that links to "Go fuck yourself. We don't care."

Someone else made it in an old TOL thread. I merely post it whenever necessary

[Logos]

Man. Now that is fucking creepy.

Maybe she just saves it to sell to a sperm bank? :wink:

[Ceirnian]

If she's that distressed over it AND she won't tell you why, you gotta assume the worst. Drill that shit out of her brain because if you don't you never know what's going to happen.

[white shadow]

Parasite Eve III

[Panicked]

Someone else made it in an old TOL thread. I merely post it whenever necessary

I respect that. I think Blank made that, actually.

[Rico!]

eh, fixed it anyway:

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4972/girlpostkh5.png

[str[e]ak]

that's fucking freaky shit. dude, you better figure out what's going on.

[poppinrice]

dude.. that sucks.

have fun

i pretty much agree with everyone.. pics of the freezer or it didnt happen.

and shes gonna rip your balls too and store them. so you better dump her ass asap

[Zulu]

Run. Fast.

[4neqs]

Sigley? Is that you?

[katraqueyous]

Can I ask how many dates have you been with this chick before y'all were in a relationship?

And also, have you noticed any other odd/inconsistencies with her personality?

[sonicspear64]

dude.. that sucks.

have fun

i pretty much agree with everyone.. pics of the freezer or it didnt happen.

and shes gonna rip your balls too and store them. so you better dump her ass asap

I swear dumping her will make that shit worse....:confused:

[MrBuster]

Tell her to warm it up and pour it all over her face...

*** On a serious note, that shit is pretty wierd. But still, try to find a way to turn it into a positive.***

[poppinrice]

Tell her to warm it up and pour it all over her face...

*** On a serious note, that shit is pretty wierd. But still, try to find a way to turn it into a positive.***

... collect her used maxi pads and store them in your freezer?

[Taito]

May I be the first to recommend STAIRS

[RushedDown]

sounds like u put the hurtin on that bitch bad and she is uber attached now
that shit is insurance incase u ever break up with her
she will thaw it out and impregnate herself to get u back

or i could be wrong
with the amount she got stored away u gonna need alot of stairs treatments

[bbq sauce]

You let her keep it????

Get that shit out asap.. who the fuck knows what that whacked out broad will use it for.

[JubeiNinja69]

Let me help you out here:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4752/attachmentez3.jpg

i really like your flowchart.

[Shinto]

Did you take her virginity?

[Biolink]

For all you know she could be trying to give that shit to dyke friends so they can get impregnated(Or she could have grown so attatched to you that it is her insurance policy in case you break up with her).

You better get those condoms back,and if she won't tell you why she is keeping them in the freezer,you may as well cut her off.

[TheSix]

Run for yo fucking life.

This bitch got noah's ark in her freezer. What she trying to recreate humanity or something? She's a collector.

Also, I can't believe there are guys in this day and age who don't know how to properly dispose of condoms. Dude's are getting trapped left and right because they just put them in the garbage.

Plenty of females will go in the garbage, take the semen out the condom and put that shit in they pussy. Counter that properly.

[Zulu]

I still say she's nuts. She probably freezes your shit into cumcicles and bangs herself when your away.

Big Stick indeed.

[sonicspear64]

Seriously take pics because if what others in this thread say is any indication of the future, then she might have some kind of get pregnant party with her closest friends. If you have pics of the frozen semen then you won't have to pay any child support!!!:rofl:

[RushedDown]

You let her keep it????


all i could think of when i read this was the fuckin pan character from legend yelling at tom cruises character for lettin his bitch touch the unicorn

[Worthless]

This is pretty weird.

Enjoy your hundreds of babies though.I hope you threw the 'icecream' away.

[orka]

it's time like this when you wish you have that magic chalk from pan's labyrinth.

just draw a door on the wall, toss the bitch through it and let her get raped and eaten by that eyeless monster thing.

[Taito]

Also, I can't believe there are guys in this day and age who don't know how to properly dispose of condoms. Dude's are getting trapped left and right because they just put them in the garbage.

Plenty of females will go in the garbage, take the semen out the condom and put that shit in they pussy. Counter that properly.
Seriously. A girl actually volunteering to handle a condom dripping with guy- and girl-juice sets off a big Metal Gear '!' on the top of my head. I use MY condoms and no-one else's.. and I carry my own shit to the toilet to get flushed.. I'd take a match and burn it if it wouldn't set off the smoke detector.

[mr. newbie]

lol million would do this is he were a woman. she's just freaky. means you get to but it in her butt. with pics kthx

[MrBlank]

i dont think shes been saving it....

Remember that creamy soup shes been serving you....

[Biolink]

:rofl: @ the Million comment.

And it seems that you weren't paying attention in Admiral Ackbar's class.

[woof]

aww isnt that cute

[DeathReaper47]

She's a keeper.

[Najdorf]

Alright, I called her and managed to avoid the subject, acted cool with everything and made some plans for dinner. I'm heading over there tomorrow and seeing if I can get some pics, thanks for the recommendations.

She's going to be pretty on edge so I'll probably have to get her drunk or something so she doesn't notice me peeking in the freezer with a camera...But at this point I'm still wanting some answers from her, hopefully I can coax it out of her sometime this next week.

Also, she has OCD so I'm not sure if it has something to do with that?

[MagnetiX]

Rofl. The thread title made me go "lol wtf"
but lol, when I saw the thread title, I was like "watch, she's gonna be Japanese..." and lol, lo and behold.
Japanese chicks are crazy. I've seen some crazy Jap porn in my day, man. Just make sure she's not one of those chicks who has a fetish with kicking doods in the balls, or punching in the balls or whatever else.

Aside from that, though, I really don't see anything wrong with storing your jizz...I mean, ok, sure, it seems a tad bit creepy, but c'mon, you guys were having sex, so just don't question it...then again, she's Japanese...she might use it to clone you and make robots or some shit.

Oh yeah, pics of the girl.

[sonicspear64]

Alright, I called her and managed to avoid the subject, acted cool with everything and made some plans for dinner. I'm heading over there tomorrow and seeing if I can get some pics, thanks for the recommendations.

She's going to be pretty on edge so I'll probably have to get her drunk or something so she doesn't notice me peeking in the freezer with a camera...But at this point I'm still wanting some answers from her, hopefully I can coax it out of her sometime this next week.

Also, she has OCD so I'm not sure if it has something to do with that?

Ding! Ding! Ding!

[Overworld]

Just swap the stuff in the ice cream tub for something else. Either that or render the whole thing useless with a spin in the microwave. (Not long, you don't want her house smelling like the dead sea or anything.)

Who knows how long that shit is good in someone's freezer anyway, it's not like she's freezing it the same way they would in fertility clinics, it's probably useless after a week.

But yeah, I wouldn't let her walk off with the condoms anymore.

[Biolink]

Yep seems like:

Wikipedia wrote:

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a psychiatric disorder most commonly characterized by a subject's obsessive, distressing, intrusive thoughts and related compulsions (tasks or "rituals") which attempt to neutralize the obsessions. Thus it is an anxiety disorder. It is listed by the World Health Organization as one of the top twenty most disabling illnesses in terms of lost income and diminished quality of life.

[Tension]

I say dump that psycho. Don't listen to her when she says your semen is a part of you or what not, she can get some anytime with you. Chances are if you let her keep it, she may use it against you if break up with her and impregnate herself.

[4Play]

She's Japanese, so I'm not surprised.

[Najdorf]

And here's a picture of her:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9899/honokahg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't mind the hand on the breast ; )

[Hoonyo]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/

[Biolink]

Well she looks nice.

Looks can be deceiving though.

Wow Hoonyo at the story.

Craaaaaazy.The government has it out for men.I don't understand how they wouldn't realize that something was fishy the first time around.It took for the higher-up's to say something,and in the meantime he's still probably getting screwed out of money.

[BananaWeed]

Japanese girl? Lots of semen? She's saving up for a big bukkake scene, obviously.

[dialupsucky]

intresting.... sitution..... or.. something....

[BEWD]

Is it just me, or does her eyes betray deep down psychopathy?

Anyways, for the topic starter, this situation is easily solved in three steps.

1. Get the goods from her mancream tub and burn them
2. Put her to sleep with a tranquilizer/ko agent of your choosing
3. Throw her down some stairs and GTFO.

[Spirit Juice]

Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl

This thread was over the moment you typed that.

[_MJ_#R]

dump it down her gullet for now on...

[katraqueyous]

I would stay away from any woman that has OCD or any kind of other disorders. If it runs her life, then it will soon run yours. Choose your destiny.

[Mizuki]

What the fuck guys. Hold on. She's japanese. She looks innocent. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO CREATE EVAS. Then when the Op dies, he'll possess the Eva she made.

[Hoonyo]

Pretty sure he's going to marry the girl and end up separating after he's had two children.

[ethnic_scrap]

What the fuck guys. Hold on. She's japanese. She looks innocent. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO CREATE EVAS. Then when the Op dies, he'll possess the Eva she made.

Finally! It took 3 pages before someone made an Eva reference! Does she have a basement? Also have you noticed a strange orange liquid anywhere in the house?

[Kalypso]

....wow

Get the fuck out of there, rofl.

[Alzarath]

1) :d::u:

2) :u::2p:

3) :u: + :lp::lk: x 3

4) Repeat for 99 seconds.

[Milk Stone]

all i could think of when i read this was the fuckin pan character from legend yelling at tom cruises character for lettin his bitch touch the unicorn

Speaking of Tom Cruise, why didn't you just bust:


NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.... DON'T RUN AWAY.


<Proceed to question her>


<She stutters and mixes her words up>


"You-you're a jerk.... I'm here asking you questions, and you do something nasty like that."


"Y-you're a jerk!"

[KING]

Alright, I called her and managed to avoid the subject, acted cool with everything and made some plans for dinner. I'm heading over there tomorrow and seeing if I can get some pics, thanks for the recommendations.

She's going to be pretty on edge so I'll probably have to get her drunk or something so she doesn't notice me peeking in the freezer with a camera...But at this point I'm still wanting some answers from her, hopefully I can coax it out of her sometime this next week.

Also, she has OCD so I'm not sure if it has something to do with that?

dude, my uncle married a Japanese woman (my aunt) - she threatened to kill herself if he didn't marry her; they wed and had my cousin.

the man's miserable as fuck, and he's afraid to divorce the bitch because she'll automatically take half his life away.

you, sir, are in deep shit.

[Milk Stone]

Oh, and if there is a lot of frozen semen in there, I say let it thaw out and pour it into an ice cube tray to make Semen Cubes. (Proceed to serve to her)

[Alzarath]

Seriously, next time you come across this, you'd best jack that shit.

[white shadow]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/

Looks like I'm going to bed very pissed off.:mad:

[scrubydan]

And here's a picture of her:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9899/honokahg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't mind the hand on the breast ; )

i'd let her keep MY semen :rofl:

but yeah seriously, take them away from her. u wouldn't want her to use it against u in any kind of way

[Senjutsu Sensei]

Oh, and if there is a lot of frozen semen in there, I say let it thaw out and pour it into an ice cube tray to make Semen Cubes (R). (Proceed to serve to her)

Ironically, in Sacramento we call those cubes what your screen name is.

Anyway, if she's really attached to your jizzsicles, just look her deep in the eyes and really ask her if she would consider eating one in front of you to prove it. If she cries, just act disgusted and say you knew she didn't really care about you. And if she does comply, then you just have to get her to eat them all and convince her that you'll allow her to save the future condoms. Then when she's finished eating all of them, dump her. Of course after checking any mini-fridges she may have. You have to pull the guilt shit on them, that's the penis power (power of the penis).

Sensei

[Luciano Leone]

Sounds like the beginning of a bad Lifetime movie.. except in a Lifetime movie the male would be the criminal

[Grimm_Demize]

Sounds like the beginning of a bad Lifetime movie.. except in a Lifetime movie the male would be the criminal

Okay Dr. Phil.

But yeah, all I can say about this shit is a House of the Dead style "My God."

My God.

[Shade]

This sounds like this hot hentai I saw the other day.

[Papa Trunks]

Cute chick.

Rich parents.

Fuck it.

[Debaser]

She must have discover the wonders of semen as a facial cream. Though you should tell her a more direct way of applying it will get the maximum effect. It's most effective when it come straight from the source.























What I'm telling you is that you should jack on her face okay.

[Biolink]

Cute chick.

Rich parents.

Fuck it.

You are the first one to bring this up.

If she does get pregnant,hopefully her parents are cool enough to let you crash at their place.You can work an English job in Japan,but really you will be mooching off of the parents.

[Airthrow]

You realize she could impregnate 100 other women with your semen and you would legally be responsible for every child? It's happened before that a woman has stolen semen from condoms and the dude is still responsible. Women have even stolen the jizz from cumshots in their mouth and impregnated themselves with it and made guys pay.

Get that shit out for your FINANCIAL future, plus that bitch is FUCKING.NUTS.

[Grimm_Demize]

Really long joke about facials

She obviously seems to enjoy the cool treats over the hot eats, so unless this guy can skeet Sub-Zero style, I doubt she'd take the bait.

Japanese sexuality. Man. :wasted:

[*InVeRs3*]

Um... her parents aren't rich. she's rich because she's been selling your shit.

[Ferdinandz]

God damn SRK

god damn

[TS]

Anyway, if she's really attached to your jizzsicles, just look her deep in the eyes and really ask her if she would consider eating one in front of you, on camera to prove it.

*cough*

I assume the original post is bullshit, naturally, but damned if the rest of the thread isn't gold either way.

edit.
I use MY condoms and no-one else's.. and I carry my own shit to the toilet to get flushed.. I'd take a match and burn it if it wouldn't set off the smoke detector.

Also, it would smell like BURNING JIZZ. Not to mention the troubling sperm-holocaust that would be going on.

[Biolink]

He did give pics of his girl,so you can't hold that against him.

Remains to be seen if the jizzsicles are real or not though...

[JubeiNinja69]

And here's a picture of her:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9899/honokahg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't mind the hand on the breast ; )

she's pretty cute. i find it humbling and at the same time alarming that a girl would save my semen in the freezer.

[Septimus Prime]

:u:
:p:
:d:

[mr. newbie]

i hope this is fake. that would makes the op a genius.

[MagnetiX]

She really is cute, though. She looks a bit similar to my cousin...my cousin is also crazy, but I doubt my cousin would keep nutsicles in her freezer...well...she's done crazy shit before, so I wouldn't know...

[ThePurpleBunny]

Man, the weirdest thing I've ever had in my freezer was blood that seeped from some raw meet I didn't fully wrap in tinfoil, and turned into a blood icicle.

[Ragetowersrage]

Posting in an epic


I do and i dont wanna see frozen jizz bags...

[SRKev]

You need to pull a Ducky and ARE YOU OKAY?! BUSTA NUT! on that bitch's face instead.


Oh yeah, and this is what you get for not properly disposing of condoms. You're lucky she didn't turkey baster your ass.

[Socketman]

Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl

ok you say this and you dont think shed be weird? hello the japanese have porn with chicks shooting leeches and eels out of the ass holes. i think her saving your sperm is pretty tame compared to that

[Weeks]

this thread is 100 percent bullshit, but still fucking awesome.

[Chasem0]

Replace the jizz with jizz from a guy that's a different race than you, then record her giving birth with a video camera and make sure you capture the look on her face when she sees the baby for the very first time.

[MrBlank]

how do you know its "All" yours....

[TS]

I'm sure milking some random black guy will go real smooth. Best plan.

[Chasem0]

I'm sure milking some random black guy will go real smooth. Best plan.

What if he's a bum that would like to make an easy 10 bucks?

[mr. newbie]

chase is your av from some odd fart hentai or something?

[BBCampbell]

Ironically, in Sacramento we call those cubes what your screen name is.

We do?

Anyway, find that shit and GET RID OF IT. ALL OF IT. Then, run. Run like hell.

To paraphrase Admiral Ackbar:

"Your financial shields can weather an assault of that magnitude."


Also, that chick's kinda funky lookin'. And she's got the "MySpace angle" going on. Bad news fo' sho'.

[Toodles]

If they're frozen, they're harmless anyways. Little cells burst when ice crystals form.

Vasectomy = problem solved.

[spudlyff8fan]

Vasectomy = problem solved.

Yeah...if you're comfortable with being a woman.

[KnyghtFall]

Semen has to be flash frozen if its going to be used later. Freezing it in an ordinary freezer will kill it.

Flash freezing something prevents ice crystals from forming, keeping the cells from being damaged. The same goes for egg cells, fertilized embryos, blood, platelets, etc.

*Bill Nye the Science Guy Theme plays*

[Alzarath]

Semen has to be flash frozen if its going to be used later. Freezing it in an ordinary freezer will kill it.

Flash freezing something prevents ice crystals from forming, keeping the cells from being damaged. The same goes for egg cells, fertilized embryos, blood, platelets, etc.

*Bill Nye the Science Guy Theme plays*

Ah. Learn somethin new everyday :D

I still think you should :d::u:, :u:+:2p:, etc. however. Something's wrong w/ this bitch.

[UFOff]

Semen has to be flash frozen if its going to be used later. Freezing it in an ordinary freezer will kill it.

Flash freezing something prevents ice crystals from forming, keeping the cells from being damaged. The same goes for egg cells, fertilized embryos, blood, platelets, etc.

*Bill Nye the Science Guy Theme plays*

"Honey, why is there a big tank of liquid nitrogen in the kitchen?"

"... no reason."

[donaldducktm]

That's Fucking creepy....disgusting while add it.

[Milk Stone]

That's Fucking creepy....disgusting while add it.

While you add what? Is there something you're not telling us?

Bookmarking anything lately? :rofl:

[plasmakill]

Wow wtf, only on SRK.

[Spirit Juice]

You need to pull a Ducky and ARE YOU OKAY?! BUSTA NUT! on that bitch's face instead.

If she was so quick to freeze his sperm, how do you think she'd react to having potentially wasted seed all over her face? :rofl: She'd probably go crazy and try to desperately scrape that shit into some tupperware container and freeze it.

Yeah...if you're comfortable with being a woman.

OP. OP had bitch tits.

[Black Chanler]

You see kids, this is why we dont fuck with rubbers

[thurst]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/

what kind of idiot defends himself in a case like this?

[TheMaidenMasha]

Grab Your Boys And Run!!!! Run Far Away!

[Zulu]

And here's a picture of her:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9899/honokahg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't mind the hand on the breast ; )

Gross. She looks like a deer.

[Javid]

Today she keeps your semen...tomorrow she'll want to practice Tamakeri on you.

Be scared my friend...very scared.

[Ouroborus]

Japanese girl? Lots of semen? She's saving up for a big bukkake scene, obviously.

thats what i was thinking

EDIT: this shit reminds me of Parasite Eve.

[Mechanica]

Semen won't even last long enough for someone to freeze it and later impregnate themselves, much less pull it out of the trash and shove it in their cooch. Neither of these are logical. Also, flushing condoms is a pain in the ass, those pipes aren't meant to have little latex nets everywhere. You're really not supposed to do that... and considering the girl can't get pregnant from the dead ass sperm in your leftover jizz in a condom, I really wouldn't worry about it. I love how you guys say it like it's fact that chicks pull condoms out of the trash and impregnate themselves. :rofl: Yeah right, doods. Urban myth gone bad.

Now, I was pretty surprised and confused until you mentioned she's OCD. She's OCD and Japanese. What can you expect? Have you stairs'd her?

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I Love SRK.

[King9999]

I don't know if this is all true or not, but it's funny stuff. :lol:

The girl is cute, though.

[Zulu]

I don't know if this is all true or not, but it's funny stuff. :lol:

The girl is cute, though.

Cute and ugly.

[Oroman]

I suggest you do this ==>:qcf::p: then get rid of the semen. She does look pretty though.

[Autocrat1]

The game I have came (pun) up with is officially better than Bulletball.

Me: HEY BITCH! :mad:
Asian hoe: Kweh?!
Me: *slings Cubekkake™*

High caliber game. :cool:

[General Deamond]

Today she keeps your semen...tomorrow she'll want to practice Tamakeri on you.

Be scared my friend...very scared.

Damn, you made me look up Tamakeri

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamakeri

I've seen that stuff, different strokes for different folks I guess...

[The Void]

Choose your destiny.

Heaven or Hell... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/123reaper/icecondom.jpg)

[Luciano Leone]

When you're hittin it from behind, say you're gonna blow it and pull out, then spit on her back.

When she turns around blast in her face.

[scum gale 88]

And here's a picture of her:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9899/honokahg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't mind the hand on the breast ; )
the face of pure terror. when I read the thread title I assumed she was hoarding cum like some kind of sexy viking, raiding and pillaging your balls for all their worth and eventually selling it for a huge profit. now normally this would be a very joyous thing. but saving it for no reason? is she going to make a frozen jizz sculpture with it? "do you like it honey, its kakashi!".

the reason she was crying when you confronted her about it is because of the overwhelming shame of being a closet naruto fan.

[Septimus Prime]

The game I have came (pun) up with is officially better than Bulletball.

Me: HEY BITCH! :mad:
Asian hoe: Kweh?!
Me: *slings Cubekkake™*

High caliber game. :cool:
King Arthur and the Knights of Came A Lot, an Excalibur table game.

[xX_Deus_Xx]

She's been storing my little swimmers like trophies.

I asked her about it and she became very ashamed. I said, 'Look, I'm a bit freaked out, but it's okay, just tell me why you're doing it?'

She started crying, I couldn't get a reason out of her.

She said something about the semen being a part of me, and not wanting to lose it. But she was sobbing pretty bad. I decided to stop asking questions.

Anyway, what should I do? I mean, maybe I could accept it, but she has become very reserved around me now, and we haven't had sex since.

if it were me, i'd just ask her to swallow.

[mr. newbie]

thats what i was thinking

EDIT: this shit reminds me of Parasite Eve.

how does semen remind you of that game?

[GosBroDansFan]

Does she ever cook meals for you at her place?

Don't eat them.

[maxx]

And here's a picture of her:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9899/honokahg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't mind the hand on the breast ; )

oh the evil cuteness.

[KING]

i wouldn't take that gamble either way...dispose of that shit and just make sure you cum in her mouth and make her swallow it from now on.

if you're still paranoid...just dispose of it yourself.

[KrassHole]

what the fuck.

[Zulu]

When you're hittin it from behind, say you're gonna blow it and pull out, then spit on her back.

When she turns around blast in her face.

ROTF.

[Azrael]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I Love SRK.
Could not have said it better myself.

The flowchart on page 1 was made by RetroKid, incidentally.

[ViciousSLASH]

The Azn girl saying "Kweh" before getting hit was funny to me, god how funny that was.

Maybe she is just REALLY pissed at some of her friends and was going to make them pastries with special icing.

I mean instead of having her cry, try to become involved in this, just make sure your spermies are dead before you interact in fun duo activities.

Just think of the mischief that could be played!

Plus you get teh azn tail sexxorz.

You are living everyone's dream.

[Sneaks]

Some fantastic things in this thread. Even in the original post, "She's been storing my swimmers like trophies", that's fucking immaculate.

I don't know man, you got some thinking to do and you have some great advice columnists in this thread. How important is the money to you? Are you sure this broad has the riches in her blood, or is she fronting that shit so she can start a "trophy room"? That's suspect in my books.

You all need to start using the term "broad" a lot fucking more, we're referring to this 'girl' as if she's normal

[Zulu]

I bet you anything that she tubgirls your tadpoles when your away.

[9TNine]

I bet you anything that she tubgirls your tadpoles when your away.

:wasted:

-9

[bbq sauce]

When you're hittin it from behind, say you're gonna blow it and pull out, then spit on her back.

When she turns around blast in her face.

The old ghost nut. Classic.
I bet you anything that she tubgirls your tadpoles when your away.

There's been some raunchy shit in this thread. But this took it a lil over the line.

[SkyeElemental]

aww isnt that cute

BUT IT'S WRONG!!!

[NKI]

Vasectomy = problem solved.Have you had one done, and if so, was it worth it?

I was seriously considering having a vasectomy (especially when I found out it's 100% covered by my health insurance), but I talked to two guys who've had it done, and they both said it was a HORRIFIC experience...

Yeah...if you're comfortable with being a woman.I think you're confused about what a vasectomy is.

[CUTTY]

this girl sounds like a nutcase

[Zulu]

this girl sounds like a nutcase

In her case, it's not the size of the nuts but what's in them.

[maxx]

lol yellow fever fantasies dissapearing wit the quickness.

[Kyokuji]

This is gonna end with you getting your dick cut off, because she can't stand the thought of you being with someone else or some shit. Get away from that bitch. Seriously, it always starts out like this.

[Ceirnian]

If you do end up dumping her, find out WHY she's doing this and give us the results. Then you can do whatever you want.

[Sacr3D]

Have you had one done, and if so, was it worth it?

I was seriously considering having a vasectomy (especially when I found out it's 100% covered by my health insurance), but I talked to two guys who've had it done, and they both said it was a HORRIFIC experience...

I think you're confused about what a vasectomy is.

You don't want kids?

[Red-Impact]

Um...so yeah the woman in question definately needs therapy. But she's japanese, don't all japanese people need therapy?

Either way gtfo

[Grits'N'Gravy]

And here's a picture of her:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9899/honokahg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't mind the hand on the breast ; )

I'd still hit it.

Whatever.

Rawdog and blow it on her face.

[ViciousSLASH]

Omg, She Is In My Av, Saving My Semenz.

[MrBuster]

LoL.... Repped

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

Your gf looks like Kif from Futurama

[Infested Jester]

I was seriously considering having a vasectomy (especially when I found out it's 100% covered by my health insurance), but I talked to two guys who've had it done, and they both said it was a HORRIFIC experience...


Didn't have one, but I do know it's an in office procedure and you are awake during it. :sweat: :sad:

EDIT:

Conventional or traditional vasectomy.

The traditional vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure that is performed in the doctor's office, under local anesthetic, and is usually completed within 30 minutes. The surgeon uses a scalpel to make one or two incisions in the skin of the scrotum-one incision to access and expose the tiny vas deferens tubes from each testicle. The vas deferens is lifted, cut and tied, and often cauterized. The cut tubes are then returned to the scrotal sac and the incisions are then closed with three or four sutures (stitches).

[Brooklyn]

Yeah...if you're comfortable with being a woman.

you obviously haven't read the craigslist pwnage huh? http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.
Date: 2007-02-06, 2:24PM PST


I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy.

I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.

I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.

Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.

At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.

So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.

Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.

It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.

I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.

She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"

Well, she goes batshit insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.

I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.

I tell her simply, "You're screwed".

Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.

I continue. "I am sterile"

Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of shit. You're trapped and you know it."

I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."

This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "Bullshit, those are fakes."

I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."

I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.

I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.

Epilogue -

I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.

The Moral of the Story -

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.

* Location: Manhood

[Senjutsu Sensei]

BUT IT'S WRONG!!!

I see what you did there.

[Grimm_Demize]

you obviously haven't read the craigslist pwnage huh? http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

Beautiful. Simply beautiful. :lovin:

[TS]

Get away from that bitch. Seriously, it always starts out like this.

Yep. Always.

I can't tell you the number of relationships I've had go wrong, all because they started saving my jizz and hiding it in the freezer.

Not just girlfriends, either, I had to quit 2 jobs because co-workers couldn't control themselves around my spunk, and I was like, ENOUGH.

[JubeiNinja69]

Omg, She Is In My Av, Saving My Semenz.

lol i was at that game when that guy jumped out to meet barry bonds.

[Gasp]

i was mingling with some chick and she told me she had a vial in which she kept her first b/fs seed. needless to say, i fucking bounced, sure i'd wanted to slip it in, she was mad fine but at that type of shit, you need to disappear, fast. pic (http://a888.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_33e7bace75967b0f3cf66ba1c6bfc80f.jpg) go head and flame me for not hitting it, but i dont fuck with bitches who "need" meds.....



....man she still has my carcass shirt....i should swoop by slip it in and swipe my shirt.

[thurst]

she has bright red hair an a flat chest, i don't think anyone is gonna blame you too much for not fucking her.

[Spirit Juice]

she has bright red hair an a flat chest, i don't think anyone is gonna blame you too much for not fucking her.

And that convenient myspace angle too.

[Mixah]

This is fucked up.

[hoax]

I'm picturing this guy jerking off frantically into a bunch of kimono condoms he got from planned parenthood and using the family garage refrigerator to store this and use as his fictional girlfriends cum suppository so he can get a shot for us all. Albeit only because his search for fridge full o cum didn't register anything worthwhile via google.

I'm going to have to ask for full video of her uncloaking your cock and making her smugglers run to the kitchen.

[AdverseSolutions]

i'm loling at this thread from the city where jesus was born

[tindiamond]

Dude that is fucken nuts. I would of fled.

[valaris]

i'm loling at this thread from the city where jesus was born

Gotham?

[Septimus Prime]

Flowchart is still broken. "Have I uploaded the pics?" should have a "No" arrow pointing to "Upload pics" and a "Yes" to "Alright, post away."

[NKI]

You don't want kids?I want kids like I want cancer.

[Autocrat1]

I want kids like I want cancer.
Inside of you? No pedo...

[Biolink]

you obviously haven't read the craigslist pwnage huh? http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

*Insert Sagat CvS2 laugh*

[rsigley]

Sigley? Is that you?

i would never have sex with an asian woman

even at gunpoint

[mr. newbie]

I want kids like I want cancer.

one of the dudes in my tkd class got one. he was in pain, but he was well enough to do the day's activities. he said it hurts, but it's liveable.

[Autocrat1]

Your gf looks like Kif from Futurama
Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?
Kif: *sigh* Sexlexia....

*the more you know*

[Jedi W.]

eh, fixed it anyway:

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4972/girlpostkh5.png

Close. Wins thread.

Seriously though, run. Run fast and long and don't look back.

--jedi\/\/.

[LongSh0t]

is there a way to cure OCD without prescription meds or a psychiatrist???:wonder:

[Geese Pants]

If that happened to me...........I'd follow Redman's advice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iae97jz74cs).

[AKUMA2000]

She's putting your sperm in the freezer with the condoms ?? :wtf:

Reminds me of the movie "the last king of scotland", the king wouldn't let the white doctor dude leave. Best advice is to get out of that relationship quickly as you can......



... collect her used maxi pads and store them in your freezer?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Autocrat1]

If that happened to me...........I'd follow Redman's advice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iae97jz74cs).
spartan5707 (5 months ago)
Finish em off with the cunt punt.



FINALLY, a name to call our STAIRS! special move! :rofl:

[CoMpOuNd]

Does she eat fruit loops? If so, she's a serial killer...

RUN SON

word.

[4Play]

It's too late he's already dead.

[chippermonky]

Don't go takin' pics of the sperm your girl hides in her freezer <___<. Respect her privacy, that's the only way she'll respect your pricy... uhh... sperm.

[Dem-Dem]

after reading the first page I can only say don't leave her cause i'm sure that it's not the only place that she is storing your seamen for. I once heard that there was a Japanese story about a women that would eat a fetish to stay young made she is one of those women.

Anyway leaving her now would be a bad idea.

[PcLanAdmin2]

May I be the first to recommend STAIRS


Damnit, I love SRK's GD.

But seriously, yeah, you should break up with her. Who knows if she's been trying to get pregnant all this time...

[Deonysios]

Semen push pops LOL. Your girl might be on to something

[Green]

Looks like she's got bad teeth and small tits.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

Did I see a 2 stupid dogs reference? thought I was the only one that remembered that

[go!]

if this thread isn't a joke.

dude she's tryin to have your fuckin kid. you better pick up all them semen filters before she makes it to the sperm bank. : S
I woulda slapped the shit outta that bitch

[xero15]

is none of yall thinkin? you cant just run she has a part of you. you need to steal yourself back properly dispose of it and then run. if you dont you could be hit up down the road talkin bout you got babies you aint been payin for.

[katraqueyous]

To everyone saying that sperm must be flash frozen to survive is 100% correct. This guy has nothing to worry about. She might probably just build an igloo with the sperm ice, or something more freaky.

[Ceirnian]

To everyone saying that sperm must be flash frozen to survive is 100% correct. This guy has nothing to worry about. She might probably just build an igloo with the sperm ice, or something more freaky.

Maybe she's saving it to make some semen snow cones.

Assuming this is correct, she'll shave all the semencicles into a cone, then after sex one day she'll take your used condom and spread the juice all over the top instead of using syrup. Then you both get to have a nice after sex dessert :wgrin:

[Akuma4Real]

Cute chick.

Rich parents.

Fuck it.

I agree. Ya gotta compromise! She's pretty so that doesn't matter. You might not wanna listen to me though, I'm vain!

[SCOTT POPULAR]

Brooklyn's: The Craig list post was the best! The best set-up, counter, finisher, turtle tactic, Eric Cartman, super over drive pwnage ever! I would have paid cash money to see the expression on her face! So well thought out, it just oozes pure evil genius. BRAVO!:pray:

Redman Cunt to the Down the Steps combo!

The How to Post about Girls on SRK Flowcart is too nice!

My advice: Dead or Living Sperm it's still yours... If you don't like it then tell her not to do it. Simple. If she cries, you gotta cowboy the fuck-up and tell her that shit ain't gonna roll here parter. If she can't comply then bounce.

FYI: All women have the capacity to do crazy shit not just Japanese women.

[Phobos]

i dont think shes been saving it....

Remember that creamy soup shes been serving you....

"cream of someyoung guy"

[TS]

Also the Penis Colada. I'm sure he thought the name was strange, but some people just can't turn down a free drink...

[WasFemto]

you obviously haven't read the craigslist pwnage huh? http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

I applauded after reading this.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

My girl REI wants to know..... Because I told her this story and she is Japanese.

REI: Why did she do this? I want to know why she did it? Because if there is no reason then, you should leave her. . . Seriously.

[MOD]

I'm a little bit late on this one I guess and I feel bad about not being here immediately to say....






This is normal for a Japanese chick. It gets way worse than this.

[Infernoman]

Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl from my university course for some time now. It's more convenient for us to return to her house after a night out because she lives almost in the center of the city itself, her parent's are pretty rich back in Japan.

She has an odd practice, after making love she hurriedly removes the condom and says she'll be back. She said she was just throwing them in the bin. The urgency with which she did this lead me to believe that she had some sort of issue with fluids or something. But the other day I was alone in her flat, and I went to the freezer for some icecream. I opened up the tub of icecream, and it chock-ablock with used condoms tied at the end.

She's been storing my little swimmers like trophies.

I asked her about it and she became very ashamed. I said, 'Look, I'm a bit freaked out, but it's okay, just tell me why you're doing it?'

She started crying, I couldn't get a reason out of her.

She said something about the semen being a part of me, and not wanting to lose it. But she was sobbing pretty bad. I decided to stop asking questions.

Anyway, what should I do? I mean, maybe I could accept it, but she has become very reserved around me now, and we haven't had sex since.

Japanese eh? :lol:

wait what!? :confused: :wtf: my thoughts on this:

gross yet strangly arousing...

[maxx]

I'm a little bit late on this one I guess and I feel bad about not being here immediately to say....






This is normal for a Japanese chick. It gets way worse than this.

worse?..jesus...i mean we got ice cream ladies wit sperm pops and succubus's roaming japan..wtf is wrong with that country.

[Autocrat1]

worse?..jesus...i mean we got ice cream ladies wit sperm pops and succubus's roaming japan..wtf is wrong with that country.
Ask Azrael :rofl:

[Spirit Juice]

Looks like she's got bad teeth and small tits.

Did you forget she's Asian or something?

[maxx]

Did you forget she's Asian or something?

haha he's using the american rating system on a girl straight from asia...that doesnt work.

[Infernoman]

ok just saw the pic of her...not bad...but after reading it all...hmm tough call...and then I read this:

I bet you anything that she tubgirls your tadpoles when your away.

my god Zulu... :rofl::wonder::wasted: I'll skip lunch today

[Angelic Diablo]

Get her on the pill and then bust your load in her every day. Then you'll really be a part of her.

[caleb1883]

Did you ever find out why she was doing it? My guess is she has an un-healthy emotional attachment if she spouted something off about it "being a part of you and wanting to keep it". I don't think it is OCD. If you really love her then you should seek professional counseling. I wouldn't have sex with her anymore until it's straightned out though, because either she will save some more of your goo and make her think you are ok with it, and/or it will just fuel the unhealthy obsession she has with you.

[Luciano Leone]

Why dont you clip some of your hair off and give it to her in a locket.. then shes got a part of you. Bitches like lockets.

And definitely do what Angelic Diablo said. If she doesnt want the pill do the thing where you spit on her back then blast off when she turns to look. (I think I already said that, I dont recall)

Anyhow, is she still stealin your sprunk?

[Pained Auron]

I bet you anything that she tubgirls your tadpoles when your away.

goddammit brandon. i was in the middle of eating. i hate you:sad::sad::sad:

[Spirit Juice]

I'm going to have to stick with Azrael's advice and say wrap your shit up regardless. Don't you all remember his horror story? THIS GIRL IS JAPANESE TOO. :confused:

[Gimpy]

All you have to do is fuck her in her ass and bust a nut up in there. Let her try and save that nut.:wasted:

[Satomiblood]

This is a sticky situation.

[Autocrat1]

All you have to do is fuck her in her ass and bust a nut up in there. Let her try and save that nut.:wasted:
Don't some girls IRL - not porn stars - uncontrollably shit on you if you do that? Or is that just an urban legend?

*next time on MILFbusters*

[Gimpy]

Don't some girls IRL - not porn stars - uncontrollably shit on you if you do that? Or is that just an urban legend?

*next time on MILFbusters*



Never heard of that. But I bet she won't be saving anymore of his semen.:looney:

[caleb1883]

Don't some girls IRL - not porn stars - uncontrollably shit on you if you do that? Or is that just an urban legend?

*next time on MILFbusters*

I don't doubt that that is true. Doctors take care of an impaction(basically incredible constapation) by sticking their finger a lot less further in there than your ding-dong would be, (depending on your individual size), which then causes the patient to let loose all the crap they haven't been able to get out. I have seen interviews with porn stars where they say they practice on their own before doing it the first time on camera because they have to learn to control farting and other messy things.

[Autocrat1]

I don't doubt that that is true. Doctors take care of an impaction(basically incredible constapation) by sticking their finger a lot less further in there than your ding-dong would be, (depending on your individual size), which then causes the patient to let loose all the crap they haven't been able to get out. I have seen interviews with porn stars where they say they practice on their own before doing it the first time on camera because they have to learn to control farting and other messy things.
So it's basically the equivalent of someone sticking a finger down their throat to induce vomiting, except ass backwards? I didn't know scat. And knowing is half the battle.

Good shit! :tup:...uh... yeah... :confused:

[TS]

Never heard of that. But I bet she won't be saving anymore of his semen.:looney:
... OR....

[Adam Warlock]

Nigga got hit with the old school whitney houston remix

Yes, I'm savin' all his semen...

[Netology]

So I saw this topic today, and I couldn't help but think it was somehow falsified, fake, I'm just a skeptical sort of guy.

I sought google for help and found the exact same topic-word-for-word on another forum.

Same story, on a Philosophy Forum (http://forums.philosophyforums.com/threads/shes-been-saving-my-semen-27098.html)

So here are my suspicions,

The story was posted first on the philosophy forum, and then on srk.
The user who posted it previously on the other forum is 24, while the guy on srk is 25.
The user on the philosophy forum speaks much more eloquently and with a higher level of syntactical accuracy than his SRK counterpart.


So in order to clear this up, I'd like some verification that xxuxx (guy on other forum) is actually Najdorf (guy on srk).

Maybe by posting something on the philosophy forum that links you to this identity.



:wink:

[RyuHikaru]

Cute chick.

Rich parents.

Fuck it.

words of wisdom

[maxx]

So I saw this topic today, and I couldn't help but think it was somehow falsified, fake, I'm just a skeptical sort of guy.

I sought google for help and found the exact same topic-word-for-word on another forum.

Same story, on a Philosophy Forum (http://forums.philosophyforums.com/threads/shes-been-saving-my-semen-27098.html)

So here are my suspicions,

The story was posted first on the philosophy forum, and then on srk.
The user who posted it previously on the other forum is 24, while the guy on srk is 25.
The user on the philosophy forum speaks much more eloquently and with a higher level of syntactical accuracy than his SRK counterpart.


So in order to clear this up, I'd like some verification that xxuxx (guy on other forum) is actually Najdorf (guy on srk).

Maybe by posting something on the philosophy forum that links you to this identity.



:wink:

wouldn't be the first time a topic has been reused in srk land..or used on other forums from srk.

[Netology]

wouldn't be the first time a topic has been reused in srk land..or used on other forums from srk.

ya, no problem with that as long as the person submitting the topic gives credit where its due. Otherwise thats just lame.

[Biolink]

Dude's last login was 07/28/07

I think she caught him and now he's dead =(

[Ninja Wallace]

eh, fixed it anyway:

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4972/girlpostkh5.png
Fixed further.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/WallaceTheUndergroundBeaver/girlpostsrk.png

And here's a picture of her:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9899/honokahg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't mind the hand on the breast ; )
I'd hit it. And maybe she just likes the taste of semen and enjoys popsicles.

[Luigi-Bo 87]

Fixed further.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/WallaceTheUndergroundBeaver/girlpostsrk.png


I'd hit it. And maybe she just likes the taste of semen and enjoys popsicles.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[b00mshakalaka]

she practices with it so she will be experienced with Bukakke

[StuartHayden]

man..this thread has /RISE FOR YOUR GRAVE like...4 times already.

-SH

[Kisame]

So I saw this topic today, and I couldn't help but think it was somehow falsified, fake, I'm just a skeptical sort of guy.

I sought google for help and found the exact same topic-word-for-word on another forum.

Same story, on a Philosophy Forum (http://forums.philosophyforums.com/threads/shes-been-saving-my-semen-27098.html)

So here are my suspicions,

The story was posted first on the philosophy forum, and then on srk.
The user who posted it previously on the other forum is 24, while the guy on srk is 25.
The user on the philosophy forum speaks much more eloquently and with a higher level of syntactical accuracy than his SRK counterpart.


So in order to clear this up, I'd like some verification that xxuxx (guy on other forum) is actually Najdorf (guy on srk).

Maybe by posting something on the philosophy forum that links you to this identity.



:wink:



excellent copypasta

[Gouki7]

You see kids, this is why we dont fuck with robbers

Fixed.

[t1337Dude]

I've heard of this before. It's some sort of fetish. What she will do is shove the jizzicles into your ass, and eat them later.

[OmNiExiZt]

What the hell she is saving your man milk for. I suggest you start putting nonoxynol 9 in your condoms.

*ONEZ*

[ChunLi]

We all have crazy preferences when it comes to anything sexual.

Now if she liked to keep your semen because it turned her on.. or whatever.. that's ONE THING..

but if she's keeping your jizz because it is a "part" of you with her.. you need to fawking dump that broad and head for the hills....

SERIOUSLY!!!

[Ryo Yamazaki]

thawed out tub 'o sperm + calpis bottle x serving it to sperm thief = fun

[onyx]

Cute chick.

Rich parents.

Fuck it.

:rofl:Your logic is undeniable.:lol:

Seriously, that is weird. Geting a detailed reason why would be nice, or at least make you feel less like your sleeping with a crazy chick. But as for me, i would have been shocked to find this out, then kinda happy. At least now you know she's a freak right? She'll prolly let you do just, about , anything.:lovin:

But ya, if you're scared, just bust in the mouth or ass (make sure its actually the ass):xeye:

[ReloadChapstick]

I seriously wonder sometimes where you guys meet some of these girls. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Pablo_the_Mex]

So, has the thread starter waxed that ass raw? What does she do then?

[Night]

Creepy, yet creepingly hawt.

[OmNiExiZt]

So, has the thread starter waxed that ass raw? What does she do then?

I'll tell you what. She catches it in her mouth! No matter how much you want to bust on a chicks face, ass, tits or whatever. No guy is going to pass up coating her tonsils. If she offers to take a shot in the mouth, who's gonna say no to that? So when you yell out, "oh I'm about to cum" she follows up with, "I want it in my mouth". Once you hear that, your at her face with your cock out yesterday. After she catches it. She just spits it into one of the condoms that aren't filled up quite the rest of the way. So she's gonna get it one way or the other.:sweat:

*ONEZ*

[nameingway]

Let me help you out here:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4752/attachmentez3.jpg


your flowchart isn't complete, you missed the part where if you said no to "having pics" -> "is the individual 12 years old or younger" -> "pics aren't necessary."

i'm not doing time for srk.

[DragonSama]

Whatever happened with this? did the OP dump her ass or what?

Honestly this sounds like a future pregtrap to me. or an anchor baby sitution waiting to happen.

[Dhalsimowns]

woooww.........at her excuse.

RUN!!!

[JubeiNinja69]

nice for a bumping a dead thread.