Yeah, so I just experienced the worst pain ever

[Zulu]

So I'm laying here watching Sin City when I decide stretch my body. All of a sudden, my right calf felt like it was being ripped apart. It was the most prehistoric pain I've ever felt. Like some Jurassic Park nonsense. I couldn't move. I felt it and it was rock hard and roaring with hurt. I almost called 911 the shit hurt so bad. I massaged it but I was in all kinds of pain. I seriously never felt like that before in my 23 years.

Then after like a minute, it ended. Like a switch. My calf is still sore and tender but thankfully it's over. What the fuck was that?? Was that a charley horse?

[Orochi Ken]

It sounds like a knot, it happens in the calf usually when you hyperextend it. Yeah, it feels horrible.

[RockBogart]

Its called a cramp, drink water.

[Lantis]

Happened to me too a couple of times. I literally screamed out of pain. Curiously, they all happened while I was lying down. :confused:

[Tsumuri]

Isn't it one of those leg cramps? I hate those sons of bitches.

[BananaWeed]

It's the best when you wake up in the middle of the night with a leg cramp. :tup:

[YellowS4]

I had that shit last week after I woke up from a nap; fell off the couch and started rolling on the floor in pain. Sore calf for a good few days.

[DeathReaper47]

Man, you aint lying. That shit fucking HURTS.

[Orochi Ken]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cramp

see 'nocturnal leg cramp,' damn I didn't even know this was a phenomenon.

[DarkGiygas]

i can actually do it anytime i want to my feet, if i just curl my toes really hard, they pretty much lock into that position and wont go back unless i manually pull them back

[TheSix]

I've gotten leg cramps before but it was never THAT bad.

[Zulu]

Fuck horses.....

The term Charley Horse is commonly used to describe leg/foot cramping and is also known as a "Billy Mule"."This out-of-the-blue leg cramp is as intense as a kick from a palomino. "You'll be lying in bed or even asleep when you get this terrible knot-usually in the calf but sometimes in the thigh or the arch of your foot," says Steven Subotnick, D.P.M., a sports podiatrist. This type of out of the blue Charley Horse can often be caused by mineral deficiencies, or an electrolyte imbalance.

[Hoonyo]

The worst pain ever is after you sneeze and your gooch hurts sometimes. Dunno the real name of the muscle.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Try getting a tooth infection, and living with the feeling that your jaw is being drilled into for about 3 days. Leg cramps are nothing compared to that.

[Zulu]

The worst pain ever is after you sneeze and your gooch hurts sometimes. Dunno the real name of the muscle.

Lol.

Or when you sneeze and burp at the same time. Happens when I go to Carl's Jr and eat a $6 burger and a shake.

Either that or when you get a air bubble in your chest and you can't even speak. Let alone laugh.

But this leg cramp was nuts.

[Darkstalker]

The most memorable time was I got leg cramp once while kicking (tae kwon do practise) and extended myself too much. It stiffened right up and I couldn't keep my balance, so I sort of fell to the ground in a wide open side split position.

;_;

[Anakron]

Man, Sin City was a really good movie.

[RushedDown]

i woke up with one in both calves before i couldnt even move that shit is the worst
after its over it feels like u worked your legs out to hard

pretty sure i called out of work that day

farting and sneezing at the same time is pretty beastly as well
feels like your casting an epic level fireball that starts in your ass and goes both ways

ive done this 2 times before i almost crashed both times

[Hoonyo]

Lol.

Or when you sneeze and burp at the same time. Happens when I go to Carl's Jr and eat a $6 burger and a shake.

Either that or when you get a air bubble in your chest and you can't even speak. Let alone laugh.

But this leg cramp was nuts.

Never had a sneeze and burp before. I've had a hiccup and a burp before though. Not too painful.

I get random leg cramps sometimes when I sleep. I know the pain too. That gooch one is a real killer though.

[ShinAkumax]

http://photos-011.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v107/219/85/865360011/n865360011_790069_4513.jpg

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It feels like a small saw cutting ou bone deep, slowly, back and forth. Sometimes it feels like god screamed at my leg it hurts so much.

[Weeks]

Leg cramp is the worst pain you've ever felt? Either you have some fucking Final Boss leg cramps or else you've just been extremely lucky. I was doing a 62 mile mountain bike ride through Arkansas and both my legs were cramping so bad I literally couldn't stand up out of my seat or else they'd lock into place and I'd fall off.

They hurt, to be sure, but I've never had one that felt as bad as, say, a dislocated shoulder, or a really bad burn. Your mileage may vary, of course

[ShinAkumax]

I tore my tendon out skateboarding. The bone snapped out and in a split second. It felt like a ballon filler with needels and piss had exploded in there. It hurt so much, I almost passed out, twice. After 5 minutes of pain, it went numb. I went into shock for the very first time in my life. It was Exhilirating.

I had an operation on it, two days later, I was confined to a bed, hooked up to drippy drugs hooked onto my veins and I pissed in a bucket.

This was 10 days ago. WTF! When did we start to staple people!?

Morphine is over rated.

[Evil Morrigan]

At console tournies I can't play with the joystick on my lap, like some people can. I have to set the stick on the floor and play there. If the match goes on for too long my legs cramp up and it sucks.

The worst, is if I am in grand finals coming from losers which means I would have to win 2 sets best 4 out of 7. I need to find a way to play comfortably for long periods of time, or become a pad warrior so I dont have to sit on the floor.

[Zulu]

Leg cramp is the worst pain you've ever felt? Either you have some fucking Final Boss leg cramps or else you've just been extremely lucky. I was doing a 62 mile mountain bike ride through Arkansas and both my legs were cramping so bad I literally couldn't stand up out of my seat or else they'd lock into place and I'd fall off.

They hurt, to be sure, but I've never had one that felt as bad as, say, a dislocated shoulder, or a really bad burn. Your mileage may vary, of course

Well excuuuuuse me Captin America.

And if I were to compare my leg cramp, it would easily be Igniz from KoF 2001. I never want to feel that again. :wasted:

Shinakumax: Lol..Scarred much?

[ShinAkumax]

I'll know when the stapples come out. I counted 40.

[Zulu]

Are you going to be on MTV's Scarred?

[ShinAkumax]

Ironically, what show went on, the MTV Canada version. I didn't wince once.

THIS MADE ME WINCE THOUGH!

http://www.ufocasebook.com/caponi.html

[Luciano Leone]

Not the worst pain ever thats for sure.

1st time paintballing for me.. I got shot in the tip of the dick.

Never paintballing again

[ShinAkumax]

I love SRK! LOL

[RushedDown]

Ironically, what show went on, the MTV Canada version. I didn't wince once.

THIS MADE ME WINCE THOUGH!

http://www.ufocasebook.com/caponi.html

wtf is that thing it looks like the love child of jack skellington and mr hankey the xmas poo

[ShinAkumax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvkj_2EKlyc

This is the account of the repeated encounter between a humanoid being and a 23 years old Italian from Pretare d'Arquata, who took a series of 6 Polaroid pictures of the being.
The alleged series of encounters starts in Pretare d'Arquata, a small sector in the province of Ascoli Piceno, at the top of the Monte Vettore, a few kilometres after one leaves the road to Salaria.

They show, in sequence, a being in a various positions, seated, nearly erected, in seemingly painful physical conditions although this may be only an anthropomorphic impression. The being seems to have small dimensions, rather sturdy, with the skin that in some instantaneous ones appears burnished and thick and in last photograph, completely red, moisted, with the aspect of a badly wounded skin.

The photos were published in the weekly magazine "Visto" n. 43 on 28 October 1993, and then produced on TV during the program "I Fatti Vostri" ("Your facts") on Friday, November 5, 1993, hosted by Giancarlo Magalli.
The first photo showed a small shadow, as Caponi stated. The effect of the mysterious combustion of the two first pictures, altering the zone where the being was, resulted in this. May 24, 1993.
The first investigation was headed by the CUN and consisted of several inspections, interviews of Caponi and his relatives and the answers to their questions to other indirect witnesses. At the end of the investigation, they had a detailed report on the case but drew no firm conclusion whatsoever.
At the same time, other investigators approached Caponi and obtained from him similar statements, substantially coinciding with those published by the CUN. Some of them gave their interpretation of the events, such as Massimo Fratini Maximum from the CETI, in Rome, who stated that he has always been convinced by the sincerity of the witness.
"In the course of our inquiry and during last the three years, we have had to reconsider, step by step, all the vicissitude, to reconstruct all the details, meeting Filiberto Caponi several more times and trying to collect other testimonies."

"We are not still in a position to give the conclusions - today - but we are approaching the possible truth of what happened in the outskirts of Pretare d'Arquata (Marches), on the Monte Vettore, starting in May 1993."

Caponi's photograph remain disturbing to this day.

There were, however, some contradictions and omissions which emerged when investigations started to put more pressure on Caponi. Yet there seems to be no way to differentiate if these contradictions and omissions are simply caused by the confusion between investigators, and the stress put on Caponi who was literally sieged by Italian and foreign journalists as his photographs were just published in a weekly Magazine in Milan.

Essentially, the story told by Filiberto Caponi was quite consistent over time, chronologically always consistent, but some parts of his story was slightly at odds with the photographs themselves. This prompted the chief investigator of the CUN, Roberto Pinotti, to insist that he needs to look at the photographic material in good conditions, first to elucidate some points, and also because CUN thought that the witness should have the right to manage his material.

Indeed, in an unprecedented and utterly unexplainable manner, the magistracy of Ascoli Piceno had seized and confiscated the photographs from Caponi, and started a judicial procedure against Caponi under the never heard of motive that his photograph might disturb the civil peace. Because of this confiscation, CUN could only analyze them visually but not instrumentally.

Caponi told to CUN's Roberto Pinotti, Gianfranco Lollino and Massimo Angelucci, and Fabio Della Balda of the CROVNI of Saint Marino about his first encounter;

"I first thought it was a small cat complaining, trapped in a plastic bag."
"It was the evening of 9 May 1993. As usually I re-entered from a ride on my motorbike and I was closing the garage, just near the country, when I heard I complain, different from those typical of usual animals. I was also thinking that it may be a drunk coming down from the same road making noises. Then, in an angle of a house, I saw a "white [palleta,]" it seemed to me that the strange complain came from it. Smiling, as I thought I had found an abandoned cat, wrapped in a plastic bag, I stretched a hand to touch it, but on reflection I stopped because it occurred to me that it might scratch me. So I limited myself give the bag a little kick to see if it would come out on itself. And I was terrified, because the "old plastic bag" jumped on, showing that it had a head, arms and legs. It raised from the ground, and went to the wall that I have shown to you before. Anyway, it was quite fast, it had wrapped legs and it carried something that tripped, it looked like a bag that it had on the back, but it was not skin. I only saw the skin of its head and from its small arms which it did not use and not move."
"I thought to myself that what I saw may not have existed, that I have been tired, that it must have been some animal..." However, back home, his mother noticed that something was wrong, as the boy was very pale. She managed to get her son tell what happened, and, with his father, he decided to return on location of the encounter in order to find some trace of the "animal." On the wall, behind which the being disappeared, the father found a "medical gauze covered with blood" but he did not take it home because it was disgusting and instead he put it under an old washing machine in the courtyard, planning to go to Ascoli Piceno in order to have it analyzed.
In the night, Caponi still heard the strange complain, went down again to the road, but he saw nothing this time. "Nothing, just nothing, it was impossible," explained Caponi. "...and my father was there so that I could show him, and I have said to him 'I have heard it, but I do not know where it is' and he told me to go up in my room because from there we could see better. We stayed up there for roughly an hour, then my father was tired and went to bed again. Just at that moment 'the thing' reappeared... I called my father and so he has been able to see it too, for a moment, while it went away under that arch, in the blink of an eye, and my father looked at me as if he wanted to say 'so you were not joking!'... anyway he told me to go to bed, because it was late (3 in the morning)."
The next morning, Filiberto's sister went to control the gauze, but it had disappeared. "It must have been a dog that smelled the odor of the blood," says Filiberto.

"However it has been at that time that I decided to lend a camera from my brother-in-law. I put it right on the bedside table. For a week then I waited there (indicates the night place) thinking that perhaps the being would come again and that I could photograph it."

15 days went by and nothing happened, so Caponi decided to forget all about it, when one evening:

"It was approximately the two o'clock in the night and I heard the strange scream again. I sent up, I took the camera (a Polaroid 660) and opened the door, - while I felt that something was walking in the alley. I saw it arrive, from far away enough, to not fast, nearly walking. I took a first photo, the Polaroid ejects it, and I take it away, ready to take an other photo. In the light of the flash it had stopped, as if it had noticed the light, maybe but it must have been deaf... because I have made some noise when I opened the door, and it continued to come in my direction. It had stopped and turned around only when I took the photo. I have thought 'I will race with it, take a photo and run after it, this is a unique opportunity' and what I did, I went towards it, advancing a few meters, I photographed it again, and then I escaped screaming 'I have photographed it!', without watching where I went, so I ended against a wall. My father woke up and asked me what had happened. The photos developed under the eyes of my relatives: on the first one only a dark shadow was visible, but on the second, the head and the hanging arms wrapped with something, were visible. I looked at it intensively. I explained that when I have taken the second photo it had slightly turned its head towards me, without turning its body at all. My father felt it was quite a hair riser. My mother said 'My god, what is he?' And then I had calmed down and I told them 'a lot of it in the photos, let's put them in a secured place, let's not have everyone see them' and we decided to put them in a wooden box, in order to study them with calm on the next day."
The first picture where the small being is clearly seen, at least as for the head, a hand, and some dark clothing on its back and whitish cover on its lower body.
"I found the cover of the box curved, blackened underneath, filled with smoke. I ask what can have happened . Then I opened it I feel a smell of burnt similar to burned plastic's odor. The photo was burned around and where the being was shown, it was swollen and ruined... I detach the second photo and the image was also swollen, only in surface, it was not destroyed."
Later, CUN investigators tried to determine if the ruined photos were explicitly attacked, and considered the possibility that the film may have been the Polaroid for a long time and maybe expired. But the hypothesis of a normal deterioration due to expiration revealed not valid, because the following photos were made with the same film and were not ruined at all.
The only possible explanation that remained was that of a chemical interaction between the photos and an old past due battery conserved in the wooden box where the images were stored, which is what Caponi also proposed. The problem is that all the material, including the wooden box, have been delivered to the Police officers of the station of Arquata of the Tronto, subsequently to their first publication in a magazine. Moreover it must be emphasized that Caponi had circulated the photos (reproduced in dias) among roman newspapers and press agencies.

Back on May 24, 1993. The news by now had been diffused, in because Caponi told about it in confidence to a friend:

"I have made a big mistake, the day when I went at a friend who is a carpenter and told him all about it. He had sworn to me that he would not tell a word about it, but one evening he had drunk a glass too much and three days later the whole country knew the story and the "Messagero di Ascoli Piceno" newspaper telephoned, and a few days later they published the burnt photos."

"The story still diffused more, even if many did not believe it and created popular legends about me or people hunting in the country. One evening I went to the circle and encountered the friend who had spilled the story out; in spite of that I have made peace with him, and we were walking outside with two others. And then all of us heard 'the scream,' coming from behind the gate of a house which is shown in the published photos. We decide to go check it out and I begin to climb up, while a friend remains a little behind, an the other progress in order, and when we get close to the direction of the complain, it stops immediately. We return to the bar and some sort of expedition gets organized, with others, in all 15 to 20 people, some of them with knives - everyone excited - torches and photographic cameras.




An interesting point regarding this first encounter, it that Caponi suffered from an inexplicable cutaneous blackening on the right foot, the foot that he used to touch the entity. The blackening disappeared after three days.
The second picture was also damaged, but the being is more distinguishable, although partly covered with "something." The arrow indicates where the head is.
Caponi thought that he was the victim of some confusion, but he has been very frightened so he decided to reopen the garage and to rest a little moment on his motorbike and think about it, and to calm his nerves listening to the radio.
One them has a hunting dog. We all go back the gate. We here the complain and the dog heads on and leaves us, crosses the gate and begins to bark, nearly as if fighting, and there are more and more screaming. Then the dog 'jumps down the road', throwing itself from a wall, falls on his back, stands up on his legs again and flees to hide in a corner. The other people present begin to look at me speechless. But, when I propose to locate the source of the sound in order to discover what it is they all say no. However from that moment, people in the area begun to believe me a little and I get interviewed from a journalist of 'Stop' magazine, but when he sees the burnt photos he does not think opportune to acquire them."

Over time, the feeling that something strange and interesting is really happening spreads in the small country. And then on August 8, Pretare is the location of a new unusual phenomenon: many hens in the country die mysteriously, some enduring amputations of limbs or of the head, but without signs of blood or bites. They have been recovered all piled up. The fact remains stunning, because it is difficult to imagine that a predator, such as a fox or a vixen, can do so much damages in one night.

So far Caponi had had two encounters with the being. But on August 11, 1993, when Caponi was somewhere outside on a bench, watching shooting stars:

"It was five o'clock in the morning and all at once, in front of the door of my laboratory, I saw again that white pack, moving; at the start I thought that it was my cat, but then, looking with more attention, I understood that it was 'it' again, seated, and watching around. Then I went into the house, took the Polaroid camera, and looked at it through the Window. It was still here, so I went down and made one photo of it. In the light of flash the being turns its head, raises, tilts its back, turns and runs away. Then I said to myself that I have photographed it just right, and I hoped the photo does not get ruined like the others, and I decides not to say anything not even to my parents and I held it in the drawer."

The being shown on this picture is apparently still wrapped in its "external protecting covering", and partially covered with gauzes or whitish wraps. Filiberto describes its covering: "it may be pants, in a strange way, and the being had some sort of leather on the shoulders, with some bandage."

Nine days passed, and on August 20, another encounter gave Caponi the opportunity two take two new pictures, still using the same Polaroid, in spite of the allegation by the "Visto" weekly magazine that the pictures were made with a professional camera.

"No, it was always with the Polaroid, I literally lived with it, while a friend of mine lend me another one, I declined, I gave it back to him without having ever used it. I open the window and I see it seated to the center of the courtyard. I come down and I make one first photo of it. It made the usual movement, turns the head slowly and I take a second picture, moving to the side. At this point it escaped. They are not successful to dirgli nothing, I would have intentional. The being had always appeared with gauze around the legs, and something similar to leather on its back, but this time it did not wear its covering anymore, but appeared with two tubes on the thorax that seemed to slightly move under its skin, like from air or liquid pressure, or some fluid, I don't know, maybe for its respiration. The small tubes both moved rhythmically. And an other important thing: I was convinced that the body was wet, it drained water, it dripped. But not much. From its head, water passed beside the eyes like some sweat. I want to emphasize that that evening my sister had also heard the noises, on the small terrace of our house, where my father had two drums in which he put water for watering the flowers.
We have thought that perhaps it had gone to bathe itself. The drums were supposed to be full, but instead one was half empty. Maybe during the night, it had "undressed", dipped in a drum, washed, and jumped from the terrace, producing the noise of a jump in water that my sister heard. They came down, to see if it had left its coveralls, but there was nothing. Except a small hole, under the house, not wider than 25-30 centimetres, that opens on a bulwark. I have illuminated it with a torch, but I have not been able to see correctly within it." An other particular thing, maybe of great importance emerges then, when the enquirers ask Caponi greater details about the physical aspect of the creature and the color of its skin. One assumes that its epiderm, as it appears in the two photos of the seated humanoid, is really in "coveralls" that joins perfectly to the body and wraps it completely.

The difference, in the photos handed by Caponi between the humanoid with and without its kind of "protection" appears clearly from the last picture, in which the being is half seated half erected and seems to be "naked."

A month passed, and the next encounter was on September 20, 1993.

"Every night I waited, by now. I still did not sleep more. So, towards at about 3 o'clock in the morning, I see it under the house. 'Stavolta, I say to myself, before photographing I call someone. I woke up my grandmother, that sleeps in the room besides, but she was not able to see it from her window, although it was just under. It was standing. Then we came down and my grandmother finally saw it in all its splendor - she was frightened because she thought that she was seeing some sort of malignant entity - and she started to scream, while I tried to calm her, I approached and photographed it." Then a scene already wintessed repeated: the being bent, turned the head a little bit, and looked at Caponi. The grandmother, Perla Antonia, told about this experience, explained how frightened she was that the being may hurt her grandson: "Filiberto, let's go away from here, because I am frightened now. But by now I run after it up to the arch, in the country, under the rainy night, I was all wet, in the middle of the grass I have lost it from sight." Other important details emerge from the questions of investigators: "The being made noise when moving, its dorsal structure is rather grip, but its sides seems wide, which is practically the contrary of the way we are made. It seems built to run, the arms are not used, remember how he raced to the nearby door with leaps like those of an ostrich. Its dimensions? It is very small, not more than 70 centimetres, the way it had its feet on the ground, it seems that it weighs the double than it really weighs. It has two nostrils for the nose, but no ears."




This is clearly not a human skull, we have been fed a variety of unlogical explanations as to why this skull has this formation. Several like it were found in Peru with small variations. Many artifacts that were clearly of Egyptian origin were also found in Peru dating back to the time of the Ancient Egyptians. However these two cultures and countries were not supposed to have had contact back then being so far from each other. Many odd things are found in Peru, the Nazca lines, a set of animal and geometrical lines engraved onto the ground which extend for miles. Engraving these lines would require a view from above to do them correctly, yet they were not supposed to have aircraft back then. So how did they do it?? This skull gives us a good idea. If they had brains big enough to fit into these skulls they could obviously find ways to fly in aircraft or spacecraft no doubt.

[final_cut]

The worst pain ever is after you sneeze and your gooch hurts sometimes. Dunno the real name of the muscle.

gooch, taint, no-man's land, we know what you're sayin'. :rofl:

[final_cut]

I tore my tendon out skateboarding. The bone snapped out and in a split second. It felt like a ballon filler with needels and piss had exploded in there. It hurt so much, I almost passed out, twice. After 5 minutes of pain, it went numb. I went into shock for the very first time in my life. It was Exhilirating.

I had an operation on it, two days later, I was confined to a bed, hooked up to drippy drugs hooked onto my veins and I pissed in a bucket.

This was 10 days ago. WTF! When did we start to staple people!?

Morphine is over rated.

Same thing happened to me. For the next year, I got muscle spasms, like cramps combined with random kung fu kicks I couldn't control. I told myself I would never fuck around on a parking block after that. I always hurt myself doing the dumbest shit.

[white shadow]

What really sucks is when you get a cramp so painful that you can literally see the bulge from the tense muscle. Happened to my calves before and feels like your muscles are being tied into a slipknot.

[gridman]

I can do that pain with my two big toes. Almost feels like im moving the bone.

[Mystic_bash]

It's the best when you wake up in the middle of the night with a leg cramp. :tup:
HELL NO! FUCK THAT SHIT!

[Grimm_Demize]

Yeah, that shit used to happen to me all the time. Sometimes, if I yawn wide enough, the same thing happens to the muscle in my jaw, no homo.

Really, no homo.

[EVARGNUG]

This happens a lot when you're a basketball player. A really intense fast-breaking and rebounding session without stretching first could get you one. Then afterwards you'd have to be a ninja in how and where you step to avoid another one.

[valaris]

Leg cramps happen to me a lot. My doctor said it's because I eat way too much salt or some shit.

And wait till it happens when you're having sex. That fucking killed the mood :wasted:

[*InVeRs3*]

next time, what you do is try to pull the top part of your foot where your charlie horse is and pull it towards you.

[VruS]

So I'm laying here watching Sin City when I decide stretch my body. All of a sudden, my right calf felt like it was being ripped apart. It was the most prehistoric pain I've ever felt. Like some Jurassic Park nonsense. I couldn't move. I felt it and it was rock hard and roaring with hurt. I almost called 911 the shit hurt so bad. I massaged it but I was in all kinds of pain. I seriously never felt like that before in my 23 years.

Then after like a minute, it ended. Like a switch. My calf is still sore and tender but thankfully it's over. What the fuck was that?? Was that a charley horse?

happened to me in both legs at once. I ran too much, just did a little jump afterwards to reach the pull up bar, then dropped soon after in agony.

[RockBogart]

Try getting a tooth infection, and living with the feeling that your jaw is being drilled into for about 3 days. Leg cramps are nothing compared to that.

I lived with that for 7 months. Got to the point were aspirin and tylenol didnt work.

[AdverseSolutions]

fuckin leg cramps are raw. one time i get totally owned by one at like 3 in the morning woke up hollerin. my partner grabbed my foot, pulled it back towards my shin and blam it went away!! crazy. she had been taking yoga for awhile so i guess that's how she knew how to get rid of it. i was very thankful.

[thurst]

when i was running track i would get those cramps, it really sucks though when one calf cramps up so you're trying stretch that shit out...and then the other one starts cramping too.

[Shukuda]

Gotta stand on the leg that has the cramp, eases the pain a bit...

Toothache is some serious ownage. You can't eat for the most part and the pulsating pain keeps you from sleeping.

[metrock1]

And wait till it happens when you're having sex. That fucking killed the mood :wasted:

Ditto these are the worst.

Id have to say the worst pain I felt is getting tested for STDs and the DOC sticks the metal cotton swab up your penis to get a sample. :annoy:

[Figcoinc]

On July 4th I had a ruptured gallbladder and gastritis. I rather take that leg pain any day. I've been hit by bats, stabbed, hit by cars and had tons of pain. This was insane. I wanted to die...that is how bad it was. The doctors put a IV in me. Bath me in ice. I threw up everywhere and got two full shots of morphine and the pain was so bad I passed out multiple times because of it. I am still sore because of it and now I have to take a year off of law school because it's going to take that long to recover. The pain ran from my stomach straight to my back as if I was speared in that one spot only.

Wanna trade pains?

[ShinAkumax]

You passed out? Get out of here. that's like a pain gameshark.

[fjf314]

It's the best when you wake up in the middle of the night with a leg cramp. :tup:

That happens to me all the time. I usually find that the best way to get rid of it is to just walk on it. Of course, then the challenge is to not hurt yourself stumbling around in the dark in the middle of the night to get rid of a cramp.

[Autocrat1]

Frankly, I was expecting "The Monster Cock Of Doom" from the OP

No homo and etc.

[Cyrus]

That shit happens every so often.

One time it happened to me when I was swimming at the beach. Fortunately I had my boogie board or god knows what would've happened.

[scum gale 88]

that sucks. this one time I was at my grandparents house, I was talking to my grandma on the couch and BOOM, that shit hit me like a ton of bricks. the baddest cramp Ive ever gotten in my leg, all along my thigh, my calf, and they met right at the back of my knee. oh it hurt. I was fucking convulsing on the couch, trying to relax my muscles. it went away about 5 minutes later.

awful, AWFUL

it was a battletoads cramp. nuff said

[MagnetiX]

i can actually do it anytime i want to my feet, if i just curl my toes really hard, they pretty much lock into that position and wont go back unless i manually pull them back

Damn, the same shit happens to me. I remember the first time it happened, I was scared as hell cuz my toes wouldn't go back even if I tried to move em, so I had to use my hands to do that shit. I feel numb afterwards, too :/

[white shadow]

that sucks. this one time I was at my grandparents house, I was talking to my grandma on the couch and BOOM, that shit hit me like a ton of bricks. the baddest cramp Ive ever gotten in my leg, all along my thigh, my calf, and they met right at the back of my knee. oh it hurt. I was fucking convulsing on the couch, trying to relax my muscles. it went away about 5 minutes later.

awful, AWFUL

it was a battletoads cramp. nuff said

I sometimes used to wonder what if you cramped up t the worst possible moment. Like running away from a pack of wolves, jaywalking or crossing train tracks or something. :wasted:

[JIVE TURKEY JONES]

I sometimes used to wonder what if you cramped up t the worst possible moment. Like running away from a pack of wolves, jaywalking or crossing train tracks or something. :wasted:
I have fucked up thoughts like that everytime my foot falls asleep. Imagine if somebody was trying to kill you and your foot was asleep. You can't run away or you'll just fall on your face. Get shanked in the back of your head. If you try to fight, you have no balance whatsoever.

Jive Out!

EDIT: Is anybody here a jackass like myself, hitting/kicking a friends foot when it has fallen asleep. It's hilarious until somebody does it to you.

[white shadow]

I have fucked up thoughts like that everytime my foot falls asleep. Imagine if somebody was trying to kill you and your foot was asleep. You can't run away or you'll just fall on your face. Get shanked in the back of your head. If you try to fight, you have no balance whatsoever.

Jive Out!


lol I actually think of situations like that myself. The worst part about your foot being asleep is that if you try to fight it and walk anyways you can put pressure on the wrong area of your leg while standing and break a bone or tear a ligament, it has happened before.

[JIVE TURKEY JONES]

lol I actually think of situations like that myself. The worst part about your foot being asleep is that if you try to fight it and walk anyways you can put pressure on the wrong area of your leg while standing and break a bone or tear a ligament, it has happened before.
Yup. One of the stupidest things you can do is try to stand up and walk when your foot is asleep. Sometimes, your leg will bow backwards and you can damage your knee big time. I saw a story about a guy on CNN one time who ended his college basketball career like that. He tried to get off the couch to answer his phone. Foot asleep, leg bowed backwards, knee popped, something tore. :sad: He said it was no big deal since he was a second string forward and wasn't NBA material anyway. lol

I've had the backwards bow effect happen to me, but I was standing. I didn't try to walk or anything.

Jive Out!

EDIT: I think they explained you are supposed to sit and try to wiggle your foot till it comes back. (kind of painful though) Other methods are stand on one leg (the good one lol) and hover your dead foot above the ground slightly wiggling it, until the blood goes back into it.

[DS]

It's the best when you wake up in the middle of the night with a leg cramp. :tup:

Hell, yeah. I love that feeling. I dunno, I guess we're masochists or something.

HELL NO! FUCK THAT SHIT!


STFU, Bleet! Mexicans don't know anything about leg cramps since they walk around mowing the lawn all day.

[maxx]

well midnight cramps can also be due to growth spurts..i had alot of them in highschool sophmore/jjunior year...made night a horrible time.

[Septimus Prime]

I have fucked up thoughts like that everytime my foot falls asleep. Imagine if somebody was trying to kill you and your foot was asleep. You can't run away or you'll just fall on your face. Get shanked in the back of your head. If you try to fight, you have no balance whatsoever.
Sometimes I dream about that. Those are some fucked up nightmares.

[Mystic_bash]

STFU, Bleet! Mexicans don't know anything about leg cramps since they walk around mowing the lawn all day.
And who might you be?

[kz0060]

iono. Whenever I get a leg cramp I just stand up with my legs perfectly straight and it goes away like instantly.

[unknown user]

It hurts so much to get up and stand though.

[maxx]

And who might you be?
the god of death clearly.

[Atb_555]

Had that kind of cramp before. Shit is insane not only does it hurt like mad but your leg is locked...completely. Can't move for shit.

[tsumi]

yeah I've got that shit for years. I called it locking since I didnt know what it actually was, you can feel something changing and then it locks and the pain is fucked up. you can force it too and you can avoid it. I also got it in my neck/throat area. leg cramps is somthing completly differnt imo. dunno how it happens and you can't avoid it or stop it, pain isn't intense though just bad

[Sneaks]

i can actually do it anytime i want to my feet, if i just curl my toes really hard, they pretty much lock into that position and wont go back unless i manually pull them back

Yeah, same. That shit sucks. It happens when I put on sandals even, I hate that. I kick them back off and press my foot as flat on the ground as possible.

[fjf314]

It hurts so much to get up and stand though.

I would rather go through some extra pain for a few seconds in order to stand than a few minutes of slightly less intense pain in order to just ride it out...

[Deonysios]

This reminds me of the time I spent the night on a love seat. I'm 6'5, so I had to sleep with my legs bent the whole time. I woke up and both of my legs(thighs) where cramped. That shit hurt sooo bad. It took all my will to stand straight up to stretch my legs. I ended up laying on the floor for about 20 minutes to stretch out.

[De4dEyE]

I've had one of those calf craps - in the shower. Goddamn it was terrible as fuck, I almost fell over because BOTH of of calves decided to go crazy on me.